#I don’t mind that

[that-one-satanic-tree]

ineffable shitty foil figures

#art class is. something. #one of my classmate said “that looks like a demon” #I very quickly shut him up with “it IS.” #my art class thinks I’m satanic now #I don’t mind that #aziracrow #good omens #ineffable husbands

[poor-boy-orpheus]

Might be going on a work trip to task force in DC and I was like cool! Sounds fun! Spend a week in DC and check out some museums and stuff.

And then I found out that this might not be a week, it’s more likely a 2-3 week operations, maybe longer…

#i don’t mind that #i like traveling and task force work can be fun #but also #my bf does not do separation well #and I’m stressed about how he might take that news

[jackies-ear69]

I’ve only done 2 chapters of my fic, but my 3rd chapter will introduce Cygnus Lestrange, his relationship with Leo is pretty important, they both went through the same thing with the death eaters, they both understand each other really well in that sense. Cygnus is the only one who truly understands what Leo went through during that time

#hphm #hphm mc #harry potter hogwarts mystery #leo torres #cygnus lestrange #if people ship them #I don’t mind that #long live

[iwaasfairy]

I had something similar happen to me fairy. A few years ago I went on a date with this guy, and I got to the restaurant a few minutes late and was a little wet bc it was raining and then during the date he told me that I “probably weighed 100 lbs soaking wet” which was first of all wrong lol and really an unnecessary comment. But it’s okay because I chose to be the bigger person, so I went on a second date with him at a v expensive restaurant, made him pay, and then told him to never call me again at the end of the date lol poor boy (37 actually) got his little heart broken by a 113 lbs 21 yo girl :( (100lbs soaking wet according to him) to this day he still tries to talk to me like dude I will fuck your best friend

But one of my rules is that I will never go out/keep seeing a guy if he makes ANY comment on my weight whether it’s positive or negative. And I think this should apply to all my little ladies out there who see this (including u bby) doesn’t matter your weight, physical deformities, scars, acne, etc. no one should comment on those.

If anyone bothers any of u ladies abt that call me I’ll electrocute them xoxoxo

And sweet fairy u ever get tired of men u call me I’ll treat u right 😔

ThaTS SUCH A WEIRD THING TO SAY TO SOMEONE PLS I— it feels like smt your granny would say to you even after you’ve insisted you don’t want any more fucking food pLNDJDKD why would this man ever- anD PLS 37?? HE shOuld know better idc idc idc

#raised in a barn me thinks #no but like #I don’t mind if someone comments on my appearance #if it’s in a genuinely curious nature #like my sibs are all quite naturally tan and I’m real light #so people often have a little ? moment and ask #i don’t mind that #i don’t even mind when people ask me ‘did you eat enoigh are you hungry?’ #bc it’s good natured and yES actually I am usually fucking hungry #but a dude I don’t know??? don’t talk about my fucking weight you weirdo I’m wearing a sweater and long pants #how tf do you know what I look like stfu #anyway rant over LSNJDJEJSJ #THANK YOU BBY GOOD ON YOU FOR DROPPING HIS ASS #honey mail

[luthienne]

i wake up thirsty and i think of palestine. i go to the doctor’s office and i think of palestine. a sign in the corner of the waiting room says ‘this is a place of healing, disruptive behavior will not be tolerated’ and i think of palestine. they probably weren’t thinking of bombs and snipers and mass graves in parking lots. i call my parents and i think of palestine. i drive to the grocery store and i think of palestine. i look at the clear blue sky and i think of palestine. i put the dishes away and i think of palestine. i feed my cat and i think of palestine. i listen to music and i think of palestine. i read poetry and i think of palestine. i text my friends and i think of palestine. i think of palestine and i think of palestine and i think of palestine

#i check the news and there are more olive trees burning i call my reps and my reps don’t answer i am losing my mind #palestine

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[jeida-chi]

Was talking about the Fairy VS walrus poll with some friends which led to "but what about a walrus dressed as a fairy?" and so this was born 😌

#Fairy #walrus #fairy walrus #Walrus fairy #fairy vs walrus #walrus vs fairy #Fairy Vs walrus poll #walrus vs fairy poll #idk how to tag this so I’m trying every combinations I can think of don’t mind me lmao ✌️ #My art #art #jeida-chi #burntblueberrywaffles #Enjoy my little guy

[scrambledslut]

but your honor his big wet princess puppy dog eyes cancels out all the horrors he’s committed

#don’t mind the maiming and torturing he’s innocent i swear #blackbeard #edward teach #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd spoilers #taika waititi #but also #joel miller #javier peña

[rinneverse]

cw. boothill x f!reader drabble, riding (but really he’s the one in charge), piv penetration, cyborg dick, a hint of dacryphilia perhaps, this is seriously just some major brainrot im having please help, minors dni pls and ty :)

cold metal bites into the supple flesh of your hips.

it’s a stark contrast to the heat your body radiates, icy fingertips clutching you tightly as boothill guides you along his dick, sinfully dragging against the fluttering walls of your pussy.

“ridin’ me so well, cutie. you like being used like this, huh?” sharp teeth graze the sensitive skin of your throat before he laughs, deep and condescending. “i’ll make sure you’re satisfied. can’t have you doubtin’ me again, can we?”

you’re too fucked out to even answer. boothill’s strong hands force you to bounce on his ribbed metal cock, drawing whines and mindless babbles from your lips as you slump against him. your hands pull and tug at his silky hair while you plead, “hol’on, waaait, s’too much..!”

it’s honestly your fault that you’re even in this situation. you had teased boothill about his cyborg body—“you get a dick attachment with that robo-body or what?”—and now you’re paying the price.

“too much now?” boothill sneers, sharp teeth glinting in the low lights of the room as he looks at you. his red pupils drink in your debauched expression, the way sweat beads at your temple and drips down your face.

he suddenly slows, grinding his hips up in to yours as he drags a hand up the slope of your body, leaving a trail of icy nerves in its wake. he grips your face, squishing the fat of your cheeks. silvery tears of pleasure line your lashes, something boothill smugly takes note of. when a tear trickles down your cheek, he’s immediately leaning forward to lap it up with his tongue.

“thought you said i wouldn’t be able to keep up with the real thing. you so sure about that now?”

your attempt to shake your head is stopped only by the way he grips you. he leans in, nipping at your plush lower lip before he continues.

“i do love a challenge, though.” his voice is rough, tinged with heated desire as he grinds his dick further into you. “am i proving ya wrong, sweetheart?”

“yes,” you whimper, thighs trembling as he kisses you, long and deep. boothill moves his hand back down to your waist and takes up his earlier pace, using you almost like his own personal fucktoy.

“that’s a good girl,” he drawls. “let me take care of you, yeah?”

please don't repost on other platforms. rbs and comments are super appreciated ♡ !!

#☆ oakie writes #boothill x reader #boothill smut #hsr smut #hsr x reader #star rail x reader #star rail smut #honkai star rail x reader #honkai star rail smut #i wrote this at work don’t expect this to be fantastic pls #he’s just heavy on my mind and won’t gtfo!!! #(me when boothill) CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG)

[maskofredacted]

Batman AU where the batfam is an extension of Gotham’s will so they can’t leave the city without taking a piece of it with them

Bruce, ever practical, has a batarang made from a steel piece off the bat signal (not that he’d be able to throw it but it’s a backup nonetheless)

Dick, Jay, and Tim have made it Robin tradition to carry pebbles in their pockets (the justice league has come to associate the soft jingling of rocks with the arrival of the Dark Knight)

Steph finds pretty rocks and quartz to crack open and share with Cassandra- and they cycle through their newest finds (cass does keep a shiny piece of obsidian in her utility belt, it was the first one Steph gave her)

Duke keeps a corner from a road sign in his pouch, the reflective yellow paint matches his theme- (what better representation of the city than perpetual construction)

Damian reverently carries a piece of deep green sea glass from the harbor. The color reminds him of his mother, and he finds the beauty fitting. (The irony that the only way for him to leave his new home is an echo of the reason he’s there in the first place is not lost on him.)

EDIT: LOOK AT THE REBLOGGED VERSION WITH MORE CONTENT ITS WORTH IT I SWEAR

#don’t mind me I’m just rambling #feel ​free to add on too! #I kind of wanna write a fic for this tho #gothambound au #batfam #batfamily #Batman #Bruce Wayne #dick Grayson #Jason Todd #Tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #Duke Thomas #damian wayne #writing #meow

[alabasterpickles]

Silly quick lil comic about Junior having a nightmare and dad being an excellent sport because I thought the idea would be cute

#I’m literally obsessed with them you don’t understand #I adore them #he’s a good dad #my art #fanart #art #sketch #character design #drawing #animation #illustration #drawings #Super Mario Bros #Mario movie #bowser #bowser junior #bowser jr #comics #I literally think about them constantly and in my mind this is a hundred percent canon #I love me a man who’s intimidating on the outside and soft inside

[moonlit-typewriter]

Can we talk about Percy seeing his mom in the underworld?

Look at how horrified he is.

There isn’t even a sliver of relief at seeing his mom again. The only thing on his face is wide-eyed terror.

Now look at what Sally looked like:

Did anyone else think that it seemed kind of familiar?

Did anyone else think that it kind of looks like she’s frozen in gold?

Percy saw his mom and it instantly reminded him of being encased inside Hephaestus’s trap in Waterland. Paralyzed and awake while he suffocated slowly and painfully. He’s remembering the panic he felt when he thought he was going to die and how much it hurt when he was freed; Even though he was alive, his lungs burned with every inhale and his head spun from lack of oxygen.

Now he’s putting his mom in that position

#don’t mind me #screaming #bfhgdjfyhdjcfjd #percy jackson episode 7 #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo fandom #percy jackson #pjo tv show #pjo disney+ #percy series #pjo #your honor he’s traumatized #sally jackson #pjo spoilers #percy jackson spoilers #Percy ‘I am Sally Jackson’s son’ Jackson #hades pjo #percy and grover #grover underwood #pjo underworld #rick riordan #riordanverse #percy jackson show #pjo books #pjo ep 7 spoilers #percy jackon and the olympians

[yuwuta]

satoru physically withers and crumbles every time you return his belongings. he doesn’t know how to tell you that he can only accidentally on purpose leave his glasses on your nightstand, or his jacket on your couch, or his shirt in your laundry so many times before he loses his mind. every time you don’t take he bait, he folds into himself and wonders why you don’t love him anymore and it costs him $22.50 to hear ieiri tell him to suck it up and use his words because he literally has to buy her company (and drinks).

but when you do take the bait, when you do wear his things, satoru thinks it’s all worth it. he can’t explain why it does what it does to him. it’s a sinister kind of possession he wants to have over you, knowing you’re your own person, free to do as you please, but also knowing you’re caged in him. it’s a lovesick kind of gooeyness that melts his heart seeing you fumble with the sleeves of a sweater that’s too long for you. it’s the vision of you seeing you drowning in him—in his clothes, in his things, in him, in him, in him. he’s selfish, he wants to consume you in as many ways as possible, wants you to drown in him, would die happily knowing you were one tenth as enraptured by him as he is with you. he doesn’t know how or why or when you gained so much power over him, but he doesn’t care, he doesn’t want you to ever stop, so if he has to keep pretending to leave his clothes and bags and glasses around then so be it.

#i don’t know how to explain that satoru’s love is so. beautifully consuming #he loves and loves and loves and he doesn’t even think about it it’s mindless it’s second nature #and sometimes he stops and pulls back and gets shy about how much you mean to him and how bad he wants you #he doesn’t know why you have this power over him but he doesn’t mind it and he wants more of it all the time always #oh…. my sweet sweet lover boy #jjk x reader #jujutsu kaisen x reader #gojo x reader #satoru gojo x reader #gojo smut #gojo fluff #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen smut #jujutsu kaisen fluff #jjk imagines #jjk smau #💌.satoru

[nibeul]

guitar lessons

[id: It’s a drawing of Hobie teaching Pavitr how to play the guitar. Pavitr sits criss-cross with Hobie’s guitar in his lap with his tongue poking out of his mouth in concentration and Hobie sits behind him with his hands also on the guitar and a smile on his face. They are both drawn as they are depicted in the movie, Hobie having dark brown skin, wicks, and numerous piercings, and Pavitr with brown skin and wavy hair. Their outfits are also the same as in the movie, Hobie with a leather jacket, plaid and patched pants, a blue shirt, and spiked bracelets, and Pavitr in a red and blue Spider-Man suit adorned with gold. The only difference is Hobie is without his boots, simply wearing blue socks instead. He is outlined in a paper-y texture and the guitar is outlined in yellow. /end id]

#agh I love them #pls don’t tag as ship 👍🏽 #I don’t mind the ship but I just don’t want my art 2 be considered ship art lmao #hobie brown #pavitr prabhakar #spider punk #across the spiderverse #atsv #nibeul art

[anniilaugh]

”So.. somebody forgot to mention it’s their birthday, huh.” 💚💛

#it’s marimo’s bday yay #roronoa zoro #black leg sanji #zosan #one piece #zoro #sanji #anniinart #sketches #lol these were supposed to be a part of a different story but who cares #and the art styles don’t even match hah I’m just enjoying drawing what ever atm #might draw this scene into a comic I had something more angsty in mind #also goddamn maybe I’ll need to use reference next time lmao how do beefy guys work zoro you’re too much for me #dude just keeps getting wider

[lucasneate]

it’s argenti day

#honkai star rail #hsr argenti #argenti #he’s beautiful #gorgeous even #I LOVE HIM #PLEASE #COME HOME #THE KIDS MISS YOU #if i don’t get him early i’ll lose my mind