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rebelwrites · 2 years
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Honestly it just feels like I’m on annual leave 😂 think this will take a bit of time to sink in that I’m actually self employed now
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fantomette22 · 3 months
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I’m sure we’re gonna get a good surprise upon finally having the elden ring dlc. It took a lot of time compared to others dlc but there’s probably good reasons! (It’s probably HUGE)
But also i know the other fromsoftware games with their dlcs already out when i played them so it’s going to be quite crazy for everyone to have all this expension the universe/ characters/ lore etc. I cannot wait i hope they talk about the important lore characters mentioned in items description 🤭 (they lovee to do that for Artorias/ Ludwig etc)
Also i would like Malenia’s teacher and Godwyn (and Grandsax) as a boss
As for lore… oh too many things x) cannot wait!
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palermosummer · 9 months
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Do we think that Diavolo really was paranoid? Like I’ve never questioned it before. I always accepted it as a fact
But last time I reread vento I thought 💭 But Diavolo wasn’t delusional! We get to see one week of his life and, in the span of it, two different unrelated groups try to kill him for their own gain. He’s completely rational in his fears!
Like wasn’t he? Why would someone even consider his desire to hide his identity as a bad thing in his situation?
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sluttyten · 1 year
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crying laughing about the drama in my life right now😂😂
#so my work friend got fired yesterday because of bullshit reasoning rught#and so tonight I’m out in public telling my best friend about it#but like there’s no one around at the moment when we’re talking about this because it’s right after a movie we went to see#and she pushes the door of the theater open and we are the last ones leaving this showing ok#and she opens the door and she’s shit talking my boss because she once worked with me a long time ago so she knows him#plus I’ve given her all the details I know about this dumb situation#and who should walk by right as we fucking open that door??#my boss’s boss…. the one who fired my work friend yesterday and who we were also lowkey shut talking#so I immediately shut the fuck up because he knows me well enough he could recognize my voice and/or my face even if I’m out of work and out#of uniform luckily he keeps walking straight and we walk in a different direction but I’m like ‘that was *insert boss’s boss’s name*’ so we#are both laughing like oh shit 😂😂 and she’s like damn hope you’re not the next one to get fired now which like cmon I don’t think they can#fire me for that even if I was saying this stuff at work#but we walk outside towards her car and we get close and realize that his truck is like 3 away from her car and I’m like hiding at this#point so he won’t see me bc he definitely went out a different exit door than us and pulled out of the parking spot right as we reached her#car but I’m like…. what are the odds of running into him here? he doesn’t even live here so I wouldn’t have thought he’d be hanging around a#and going to see a movie on a Thursday night by himself instead of driving home since he lives like 3 hours from here
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autumnalreaper · 2 years
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the men in my family can build an engine from scratch, could build a house from scratch, but these motherfuckers don’t know how to read instructions to build something you can buy at the walmart
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alsaurus-loves-dean · 2 years
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archiverstappen · 7 months
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HI!! Hope you are well! I was wondering if you could do a smau, ferrari!reader (daughter of the ferrari family, like hier to the company? Idk how to explain lol) x max verstappen, where they have known eachother for a while through Jos and stuff, and they are really close, but everyone thinks it's just because they are friends? And then max hard launched reader because everyone is shipping her with one of the ferrari boys? Thanks! <3
hard launch ✧ max verstappen
max verstappen x ferrari! fem! reader
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had so much fun writing this! thank you for sending in your request anon <3 (requested)
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yn_ferrari eat pasta drive fasta 🍝
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scuderiaferrari See you tomorrow boss 🫡
username mother is mothering more than she has ever mothered before 😍
charles_leclerc bet you were drunk after drinking that amount of wine
↳ yn_ferrari stop spreading lies
↳ username never beating the couple allegations
↳ username i ship it🥰
username “CHA” for CHArles?!??! 🥺🥺
↳ username GIRL😭😭
maxverstappen1 🫃
↳ yn_ferrari papa asked you to let charles/carlos win for once🥹🙏🏼
↳ maxverstappen1 As much as I love papa, I’m afraid I can’t do that💙
↳ yn_ferrari @/nicorosberg please do your magic
username IS THAT MAX IN THE 3RD PICTURE?!
↳ username it’s charles😌
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yn_ferrari always a meaningful race at monza! so glad to be back and see all the tifosi that came to show their support❤️ congrats to @/carlossainz55 for the podium! (and to @/maxverstappen1 for breaking the record 😒)
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maxverstappen1 Thank you, Y/N😚
↳ yn_ferrari it’s all your fault! @/nicorosberg 🙍‍♀️
↳ nicorosberg Forza Ferrari❤️
↳ yn_ferrari you’re welcome, i guess you deserved it🤷‍♀️
↳ username is it just me?? but i feel like y/n is so rude to max sometimes :/
↳ username girl chill😭😭 that’s just how they are, they’ve been friends for over twenty years now
scuderiaferrari Lovely to have you and bossman here! Please visit often❤️
↳ yn_ferrari i think i still have to recover, feels like my hand is broken by how hard papa squeezed it throughout the race
username “ferrari fans always in spain (without the s)” SO TRUE 😩
charles_leclerc Are we still on for the family dinner tonight
↳ yn_ferrari you’ve been uninvited, you almost gave papa a heart attack
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↳ yn_ferrari you too mr. sainz
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username i just love the banter between charles and y/n😭 i want what they have
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maxverstappen1 You still make my heart beat fast, Ferrari❤️
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yn_ferrari i thought i told you to keep it PG😡 5 SECOND PENALTY FOR MAX VERSTAPPEN
yn_ferrari unoriginal caption taken from song lyrics?! 183621 SECOND PENALTY!!
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username SCREAMING CRYING WTF😭
username i can’t see i’m blind😵
redbullracing SLEEPING WITH THE ENEMY?! 😮
↳ scuderiaferrari FORZA FERRARI SIEMPRE!!!🐎
papaferrari Please delete
papaferrari @/yn_ferrari I think we need to have a little chat
↳ yn_ferrari i’m not the one who posted the pictures😭
↳ papaferrari Okay… Please tell Max not to come to the dinner tonight 👍😁
↳ maxverstappen1 WHAT NO, I CAN EXPLAIN
username b-b-b-but charles + y/n? 🥲
↳ username we lost💔
username a good day to be a ferrstappen shipper
↳ username WAR IS OVER
username THE 2ND PIC I-
charles_leclerc Took you guys long enough🙄
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yn_ferrari some things never change
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username okay i guess they’re cute or whatever🙄
maxverstappen1 ❤️💙
papaferrari Can you just give this old man a break…
↳ username i volunteer to be your daughter 🧎‍♀️
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charles_leclerc 20+ years of this 🫠
↳ yn_ferrari 😬😬😬
↳ maxverstappen1 💪💪💪
username i just need to know papa ferrari’s current favorite grid son, given all the situations happening right now😂
↳ yn_ferarri will always and forever be @/sebastianvettel
↳ charles_leclerc WOW
↳ carlossainz55 WOW
↳ maxverstappen1 WOW
↳ kimimatiasraikonnen Wow.
↳ sebastianvettel 😁😁😁
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juleswrites223 · 2 months
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Dad!Carlos Sainz x Mom!Reader ❀⋆.ೃ࿔*:・
Context: Your son is a menace in a car, just like Carlos was at his age
a/n: This is inspired by that video of baby Carlos in a car, drifting like a boss 😂. Also for Mateo's face claim i just took Carlos when he was a child to really give the feel that he is a carbon copy of his dad. I used google translate for the spanish.
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“Mateo is an exact copy of Carlos no?” Reyes, Carlos’ mother says as you are out on a brunch date with her.
“Right?? Even the way he even scrunches his nose.” You say to your mother in law. “It’s unfair, I carried him for nine months, all for him to be a carbon copy of his papa.” You whine.
Reyes laughs and you guys continue talking then head to the car. As you’re fastening your seatbelt, the phone lights up with your husband’s caller ID.
“Hola cariño, have you picked up Mateo from preschool yet?” Carlos’ voice comes through the phone.
“Hi, I’m with your mom, we went out for a brunch date, I’m actually on my way to go pick him up right now, where are you?” You say as you pull out of the parking lot.
“I just finished golfing with my father, we were on our way back so I was thinking if it would take you more time then I would pick up Mateo.” Carlos says.
"No it's fine, the preschool is barely 10 mins away from here. How was golfing?" You say as you drive towards your son's preschool with your mother in law.
"I got a hole in one, th-", Carlos says as he's interrupted by his father.
"Hola Y/N, your husband cheated." Carlos Sainz sr, your father in law, says quickly.
"Eres sólo un mal perdedor, cariño. (you are just a sore loser, honey)" Reyes laughs as she tells her husband.
The conversation ends as you pull up at your son's preschool. His face lights up the moment he sees your car, as soon as you step in the gate, Mateo's joyous voice rings, "MAMAAA".
You pick Mateo up in your arms and carry him till the car while conversing with him. His face lights up even more when he sees his abuela in the car too.
"How was your day bubba? Abeula came too because she missed you." You ask him as you strap in him the baby seat.
"It was bueno (good). I did counting today." Mateo says as he imitates counting on his fingers.
"Mateo, tu papá te consiguió un auto en el que puedes conducir. (Mateo, Your papa got you a car that you can drive in)" Reyes says as you drive.
"¿Auto? como el de papa? (car? like papa's?)" Mateo tilts his head as he asks, clearly curious.
"Un poco diferente al de papa. (a little different that papa's)" You say as you guys arrive at you and Carlos' house.
"Hola hola." You greet your husband by kissing his lips when you enter and hug your father in law.
They seem to be watching moto gp but as soon as Mateo comes in with his abuela, he excitedly runs to his abuelo.
"Mateo ¿Qué pasa con papá? (what about papa?)", Carlos says as he feigns hurt.
Mateo's favourite one in the whole family is definitely his grandfather. Whenever people ask Mateo who is his best friend, he always says his abuelo.
Carlos sneakily goes to the abuelo-nieto (grandfather-grandson) duo and picks up Mateo and tickles him. Mateo's sweet laughter rings throughout the living room.
"Quiero ver bluey (i want to watch bluey)", Mateo whines and points at the tv when he sees the tv on but it's not showing his favourite show.
"Carlos, Sabes que quiere ver su programa cada vez que ve la televisión encendida (You know he wants to watch his show whenever he sees the tv on). You know what show him his new car, its in the backyard, that will distract him." You tell your husband.
"Mateo, vamos a ver tu auto (Mateo lets go check out your car)." Carlos says as he takes Mateo with him to the backyard. Mateo runs towards the car and immediately sits in it.
"Bebé, ten cuidado, ¿vale? No hay derivas, ¿vale? (baby be careful okay. No drifts okay?)", you say to your son.
Mateo, just like his father, drives fast and crazy. With every drifty turn he's making in his toy car, your heart drops to your stomach in fear he's going to hurt himself.
"¡¡CUIDADOSO!! (CAREFUL!!)"
"MATEO!"
"Mateo conduce bebé lento! (Mateo drive slow baby!)"
This is how he's driving for context.
You shriek until he finally stops and smiles for the picture his abuelo is taking.
"Bien, comamos y veamos Bluey ahora, ¿eh? (Okay, let's eat and watch bluey now huh?", You try to convince your son and luckily it works. He gets out of the car and dashes to the couch.
"¿Por qué le compraste ese auto peligroso? (Why would you get him that dangerous car?) He could have seriously hurt himself." You smack your husband's chest as he comes up behind you and hugs you from the back.
"Haha, Si te estás volviendo loco por esto, ¿cómo reaccionarás cuando empiece a hacer karting? (If you're freaking out about this then how will you react when he starts karting?)" He laughs and kisses you lightly on the lip and you guys walk inside.
It's later in the evening when you go over to the couch and kiss your baby boy's head, who is peacefully sleeping. "I just want him to stay safe forever. ¿es demasiado pedir? Como su madre, eso es todo lo que deseo. (is it too much to ask for? As his mother, that's all i wish for.)
"No siempre podemos proteger a nuestros hijos, pero podemos hacer todo lo posible para garantizar que se mantengan a salvo. Sentí lo mismo que tú ahora cuando Carlos era joven y empezó a hacer karting. (We can't always protect our children but we can do our best to ensure they keep themselves safe. I felt the same way you do now when Carlos was young and he started karting.)" Reyes says to you in hoping to aid your worry. And it does.
You cuddle with Mateo on the couch as you continue conversing with your mother in law while Carlos and his dad are preparing dinner. You look down at your son who is sleeping and looking at his adorable face, you know he's gonna be alright, but it doesn't hurt if you wanna do everything in your power to protect him for a few more years, right?
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agendabymooner · 6 months
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ice ice baby ! oliver b. x ofc (driver!raikkonen!reader)
summary: kimi and vera raikkonen’s eldest daughter, romania ‘(a)roma’ coppola-raikkonen, debuted in formula one as an aston martin rookie for the mexico grand prix free practice alongside her designated ‘best friend’ ollie bearman, who drove for haas.
AND everyone seemed to be interested in their peculiar friendship… which was funny because they don’t seem to be friends in that way seeing as they referred to themselves by their ship name ‘the ice bears.’
content warning: use of explicit language, fluff, mentions of overprotective!dad!kimi raikkonen, simp!ollie, pet names, flirting on main, established relationship-esque (friends to lovers), brief mentions of coppola!ofc (vera) x kimi raikkonen, f2 drivers clowning each other, we bare bears reference
note: making this because i’m trying to immerse myself in other categories of motorsport that isn’t just f1 🫶 here’s some ollie bearman content
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o - z masterlist
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theopourchaire21 what happened to “through thick and thin theo” 🤧 what happened to “i’ll tag you in our photos later théo”
jolauriraikkonen my sister is a liar
kimimatiasraikkonen watch your words, johann
jolauriraikkonen oops my bad
frederikvestiofficial why am i not here 💀 i thought you’re gonna post our dump pics from the paddock but screw me and théo ig 😕
romaraikkonen 🥲 why am i being attacked
jackdoohan wait y’all got photos? 😀
user1 LMFAO NOT JACK BEING LEFT OUT BY THE QUADRUPLETS 😭✋ poor bby
artgp_official green looks good on you 🤩💚 liked by romaraikkonen
astonmartinf1 ice ice baby! 🥶🧊 liked by romaraikkonen
veracopparaikko happy to see you and the boys, aroma 😍 liked by romaraikkonen
theopourchaire21 mrs. raikkonen 🫶
jackdoohan 💪💗
frederikvestiofficial happy to see you too vera! ✨🙏
olliebearman theopourchaire21 jackdoohan frederikvestiofficial 🙂🙂 liked by romaraikkonen
user2 he’s staking his claim fr 😩
kimimatiasraikkonen 🤔🫥
user3 RIP OLLIE 😭
arthur_leclerc favouritism now that i see it 🙂
olliebearman as you should
user4 girlypop is one step away from barking at everyone and keeping roma from the boys 😭😭😭
olliebearman user4 🐕
user4 on it boss 🫡
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user1 ICE BEARS CONTENT 🥶😍
ferraridriveracademy the icegirl and our favourite simp 💗🫡
arthur_leclerc the most nauseating duo in the academy 🤩
theopourchaire21 real 💪
romaraikkonen cry about it 😩🙏
veracopparaikko soooo cute 🥰 liked by romaraikkonen
kimimatiasraikkonenn no he’s not 😑 liked by romaraikkonen
romaraikkonen DAD PLZ— 💀
user2 at least we know which raikkonen favours ollie and which one would rather leave him out in the cold
user3 live laugh love overprotective kimi
olliebearman grind on deez n— liked and pinned by romaraikkonen
romaraikkonen pinning this so everyone in the grid can shame you 😋
arthur_leclerc ollie… 😰
frederikvestiofficial jail behaviour
victormartinsfr put him in the doghouse
kimimatiasraikkonen 😐
theopourchaire21 TELL HIM KIMI!!!
olliebearman that’s my biggest regret ever.
romaraikkonen as it should
user4 y’all worried about putting ollie in the doghouse when they’re out here actually posting couple shit??? uhm????
user5 was this allowed???
romaraikkonen yeah
arthur_leclerc kimi caught her and ollie kissing once that’s why they’re open about it now haha 😂
romaraikkonen ARTHUR!!
olliebearman the lad isn’t wrong 😑
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chaoticace2005 · 18 days
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-Spoilers for the short that just came out-
Helluva Boss short my beloved ❤️
Sallie May? Something more Millie centric? Completely female led! It was just so cool!
I love them touching on the fact that Millie moved far from home, and how that impacts their relationship. Being the oldest two they had to do so much together and then when Millie finally left to live her own life they didn’t see each other as much. I like how we can see how Sallie is clearly uncomfortable with the new setting at first, but trying to be there for her. And then the ending? Where we hear her talk about how OF COURSE Millie wouldn’t want to return to Wrath, and how different her life is now…
It hurted. I’m an older sibling who recently moved states away for university, and I haven’t been in touch with my brother much. I know he’s felt some of the same things Sally has talked about this episode, and like Millie my life is so busy. But I can still make time to connect.
This touched on such real dynamics siblings have. Them having a real conversation and the immediately beating eachother up? 😂
Other highlights:
-ACTUAL FUCKING HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS AND COMMUNICATION
-Them beating up that sleaze at the bar and then the bartender giving them drinks as a reward of sorts
-The fact Sallie May being trans is something that just IS
-The fact it seems no other character other than these two had a speaking line, really hitting the point of this being about them and their relationship. Them away from everything else.
-The lack of focus around the male main characters, they were brought up in relation to Millie’s life, sure. But it wasn’t about them.
-Ending with Moxxie just seeing them on the couch together and going to his room, because again this really was just a short dedicated to Millie and Sallie. He’s an important part of Millie’s life, sure, but not the ONLY part.
I really want to see more of this in the main show!! Please can we not just keep Millie characterization to the shorts? Please and thank you! I love them and want to see them so much more!
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xmalereader · 3 months
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Simon Riley x High Ranking! Male Reader
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Requested: Could I request a Ghost x male reader story. Male reader is also in the Task Force 141 as a high ranking officer. He never goes out on the field with the others. Ghost and male reader know each other for a long time and are together. (You can decide if they are married , etc). So reader is very shy and has an innocent and introverted aura. (Wears glasses, barely talks etc.) That’s also why they all were surprised when they found out that Ghost and Reader are together, because Ghost is… well Ghost. So, the reader defects to Makarov and because of the reader Makarov succeeds. So the 141 ‘hates’ reader and sees him as a traitor. So Ghost has to decide, if he is loyal to the Task Force or his lover. [You can decide what happens of course and also if reader survives and etc. Just don’t make a twist were reader goes back to 141 or kills Makarov :) ]
WARNINGS/ CONTENT: Language, angst, hurt/no comfort, specific details to reader, Soap being soap, mentions of Makarov, MW3 mentions, slight fluff, more dialogue, betrayal, simon is ruined.
WC: 3.4K
TAGS: @dzeilan
NOTES: I may have over done it with this fix but at least I got it finished 😂 but anyways hope you enjoy this request! I tried my best to keep it angsty and tempted to make a second part but for now I’m putting it in the maybe drafts. I decided to end it in a semi cliff hanger!
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Task Force 141 was monitored and by someone above Price. Not many people knew who it was but they didn’t hear stories about the man being ruthless to his team, always giving them the hardest missions and dealing with the most deadliest and dangerous people. Everyone thought figured that he was a cold blooded man who stayed cooped up in his own office, never leaving or joining the field like the rest of the others. That’s. how everyone saw him.
When in reality he was the total opposite which surprised the 141.
In reality he was quiet and only spoke with authority when meeting up with the team, but when alone he was very closed up and not very social with the others, keeping to himself and not getting close with the others. Y/n had heard the gossip floating around about him and usually ignored it. He was a higher ranking than anyone else and could have easily found a way to stop the murmuring, but he wasn’t that power drunk to do something stupid.
Only his team knew what he was really like, he’s spent enough time with Price that he’s warmed up to the captain, always addressing him as ‘sir’ each time they meet only for Y/n to remind Price that he doesn’t need to call him that whenever they were alone and considered the man as a friend. Price was actually the one who approached him about building a team of his own, wanting his approval and guidance.
Y/n was surprised by this and intrigued by what he had in mind. When Price showed him the files of the people he wanted in his team, he can’t help but hide his small grin when his eyes land on a familiar name, finding it funny that he would be the boss to his own deadly boyfriend that everyone feared, wearing that scary mask that only made his silence much more deadly and intimidating for others.
He had told Price that he wanted to review the files first before giving an official approval, getting the time that he needed to review each soldier that he chose and memorizing every little thing about them and finding them impressive by the second. It didn’t take long for him to approval Price’s team and granting the man permission to gather them up and move on with a mission regarding Hassan during that time.
As much as Y/n hated being out in public and in front of others he had no choice but to be present during the time that Hassan was terrorizing the world. Many other soldiers had a chance to finally see who the scary man was only to grow confused when they saw him for the first time, wearing glasses while he squints at some paper work and maps, trying to figure out Hassans next location or if could find any other information regarding the man.
He would stay up all day and night looking for anything to help him, cooping himself up in his office with papers scattered around and computer opened as he did his own research. How he received a high ranking title he will never know, but his skills brought him this far.
Those quiet nights when everyone is sleeping a shadow creeps inside his own room, hovering over him from where he sat. He can feel their presence and doesn’t move his eyes from the computer. “If you are here to force me into bed, then I will have to decline.” He speaks up, hearing a familiar chuckle and tilts his head back to find Simon standing over him, hands on the back of his chair as he wore that skull mask over his face, gear gone and leaving him in black clothing and a jacket.
“You’ve been working day and night with no sleep.”
“How do you know I haven’t slept?” Y/n raised a brow and lowers his head to focus back on his computer screen only for Simon to place his fingers around his neck, using his index finger to tilt his head back in a gentle manner as he stares down at the man.
“You have bags under your eyes.” He moves his fingers up his cheek and grazed his finger under his glasses near his eye, noticing the lack of sleep from his own lover. “You know I can’t sleep.”
Simon lets him go and sighs as he watched his lover focus back on his work and moving maps around as Simon watched him from behind. “You won’t lose anything if you sleep.”
“But Hassan—“
“Is out of sight. For now.” Simon cuts in, using his own authority voice on his lover in order to get some sense into him. The two have been dating for about a year now, keeping it on the down low and preventing anyone from finding out. Y/n over ranked Simon and doesn’t know how the others would react when finding out that he’s dating their deadly weapon. He knows that Simon cares for him and his health and wants to make sure that he at least gets some rest.
“Fine…” He mumbled out and with that Simon reaches over to close his computer the room grows dim and the only light shinning through the window is the moonlight. “Time for bed.”
“I’m not a kid.”
“You sure act like one.” Said Simon, chuckling at his own words which makes Y/n roll his eyes and cracks a tired smile. He gets off his chair and follows Simon to bed as the other soldier helps him out by removing his glasses first and setting them on the desk with the rest of his stuff and gets him into bed.
These nights are special to them since its the only time that they are able to spend time together without getting caught, having to sneak around like high school teenagers in order to avoid any trouble, but sooner or later they’d have to let the rest of their team know. As he snuggled up against Simon he lets out a deep sigh, feeling exhausted from all the work his mind was all over the place thinking about the mission and the things that could be happening without their knowledge, but they had no ability into knowing it.
“Stop thinking.”
“Can’t help it.” Y/n mumbled out in the dead of night.
The silence of the base was killing him and he hated it. “Your thoughts are loud.”
“You telling me that you can read minds?” Y/n raised a brow at Simon while chuckling. “If I could read minds I would have gotten to Hassan by now.” He did have a point.
Y/n lies his head on Simons chest and taps his fingers against his stomach as he thinks. “I just worry for everyone and I’d feel guilty it something happened to you and everyone else.” When Y/n received such a high ranking he didn’t expect the amount of stress to come with it since he was in charge of his own team and deciding the fate of the mission. When he got his first team he had to take multiple risks, almost costing him the lives of his own soldiers which devastated him.
There were times that he wanted to leave his rank to get rid of the guilt that he felt only to learn that he couldn't’ always save everyone even if he tried.
“Not everyone can be saved, Y/n. It takes one life to save millions.”
But it also takes one mistake to risk millions.
After last nights reassurance, Y/n is able to work a lot better all thanks to Simon in forcing him to sleep. Tracking their target was getting easier, finding the locations and sending in the proper help in order to get rid of the missiles that were lost. It wasn’t until Shepherds betrayal that they were separated.
Y/n had lost communication with his team and Simon, stuck back in base where the shadow company was taking over Alejandro’s people. He caught on quickly when chaos erupted in base, collecting his things quickly and hiding them in the vents and getting his own gun ready when facing the shadow company.
Even though Y/n looked like an innocent man due to how quiet he is around others he was also deadly when others were in danger getting through the halls and gunning down anyone who came after him, not hesitating to fight back as he sneaks around the halls and onto the second floor where he makes his escape, he uses one of the shadow companies uniforms to get through the base without being noticed, making it through the gates and towards their radio station.
He uses it to communicate with the rest of his team, checking up on them and hoping that they are still alive. His anxiety spiked when he doesn’t get a response fearing the worst has happened to Simon, fearing that he’s lost the one person he loved. He wasn’t one for crying, but the lack of response was bringing him to tears, close to giving up and heading back down to hunt Graves down.
“Are you crying?”
Y/n gasps, turning around quickly with his gun out when coming face to face with Soap. “Soap.” He sighs in relief to see him alive as he lowers his gun, ready to scold the man only to see Simon climbing over the wall along with Rudy. His eyes widen when the land on Simon. “Simon…” He shoves Soap aside who's left flabbergasted and makes a beeline towards Simon, not hesitating to hug the man and sniffling against his shoulder. “You dumb bastard, why didn’t you answer? I thought you were dead!” He was mad at Simon for making him worry.
Simon smiles under his mask and warps his own arms around Y/n, relieved to see him too. “We got caught up trying to get here.” He responds back, pulling away and cup his cheeks and cleans his tears away unaware of the audience.
“Uh, what the hell is going on?” Soap finally decides to speak up by this shocking discovery.
It wasn’t until after they rescued Alejandro that Y/n tells his team about his and Simons relationship when regrouping. He expected Soap to be shocked by the news while Gaz and Price technically already knew about the relationship but never said anything about it until further confirmed. Y/n couldn’t be happier to have them.
“So what do we do about Graves?”
Everyone turns to look at Y/n waiting for him to make the final call only for Y/n to surprise everyone by his response.
“Do whatever you want.”
He lets Price take the lead on this one, coming up with plans to get rid of Graves and his men after what he did to them. Y/n remains at the safe house along with the others, guiding them through the coms where he was safer and giving out clear orders on Graves location when they all went back to base.
The entire day was hectic, taking down Graves and Hassan on the same day and recovering the last missile gaining a victory. Everyone was finally able to relax and head back home to rest before being called out to another mission. Things were fine until they weren’t.
After a year since their last mission, Y/n had spent most of his time at base, helping out with the simple things and helping Price out as always. Until he received anonymous messages through his private number the only one who knew his number was Simon along with Price and the others and no one else. He received the text the day that Simon went out with the others for a drink, staying back home to relax for a bit until eh got that message.
He was about to ignore it until private information about him and his entire team was sent to him, threatening him to listen or else his friends faced the consequences. Y/n would have taken action to find out who was messaging him and take them down quickly only to realize that this person knew far more than anyone about him and Simon. He was forced to keep these message hidden from Simon if he wanted to prevent a lose.
Y/n knew that Simon was smart and would slowly grow suspicious by his constant phone checking and the amount of times that he’d flinch out of fear when receiving those messages. Simon wasn’t one to jump to conclusions, especially with his lover but the amount of time that he kept his distance was slowly irritating him.
Simon was able to corner him in his office when back at base after finding out about Makarovs escape. “Somethings wrong.” He points out, getting Y/n’s attention as he leans back against the wall that he’s caged in. “Nothings wrong.” Y/n couldn’t allow Simon to know that was responsible for Makarovs escape at the prison.
“You’ve been distant and quiet.”
“I’m always quiet.”
“Not this quiet.” Simon knew him well enough to see the smallest changes.
Y/n’s anxiety grows by the second as Simon looks him dead in the eyes. “I’m worried about Makarov.” He blurts out, trying to throw Simon off from his real worry. “The most dangerous man escaped and we can be facing something far bigger and I’m worried on what we have planned.” He continues on, noticing how Simon finally relaxes when getting an answer even though it wasn’t the truth.
“Will get him and stop him before anything else happens.”
“And if we can’t?” Y/n wants to tell Simon the truth, but he can’t risk losing him. “We will.” He feels his gloved fingers caress his cheek as a way of soothing his worries.
“Now lets figure out how to take down Makarov.”
Y/n spent the last hour listening to Price form out the plan, memorizing every little detail in order to report it back to Makarov. It took him some time to figure out that the man he’s been communicating with was none other than Makarov, threatening him and his friends for information about their plans to stopping him. As guilty as he felt doing this behind their backs, behind Simon’s back he had no choice but to do it.
After their meet up he’d find a way to communicate with the Russian man sending him everything he knew about their plans only to get a response back from with a notification of millions of dollars being transferred to his banking account. That pushes him over the edge, his anger getting to him as he throws his phone against the wall, smashing it into pieces as he groans in anger. He was doing this to save his friends not for money and yet Makarov goes and pushes all the right buttons.
Because of Makarov the transfer was shown under the list of information trading. When Simon and Soap were sent to interrogate Milena about Makarovs next location they were expecting themselves to find some answers only to come up with more questions when Y/n’s name shows up on the list.
Soap is the first to point it out to Simon when it shows up on the computer. The two refuse to believe that Y/n had been communicating with Makarov only for Milena to laugh at the two.
“Why do you think Makarov isn’t here? It’s all thanks to your little birdie on the inside.” Her own lips form a mischievous grin when Soap glanced over to Simon who remained quiet under his mask, clearly processing everything and denying the fact that his own lover would turn their backs on them. On him.
“You’re wrong.”
Milena raised a brow as she crossed her arms. “Am I?’ She questions. “He told Makarov that you were coming for him, told him about the plans and the bombings and now he knows about the stations.”
Simon stops himself from killing the women, not believing a word she’s saying only to think back to their previous failed missions. Every time they were close to getting Makarov he always escaped them clearly finding a way around the problem as if he knew about them. Simon left the island fuming, anger boiling inside of him as they flew back to Makarovs last destination a base hidden in the train station.
Soap can tell that Simon isn’t happy about the discovery of Y/n betraying them and working for Makarov. He knows not to ask about it since the man was already too upset to even talk about it and focused on their arrival. Simon communicated with Price and Gaz about the location and to meet them there.
Getting down to the station was chaos due to Makarovs soldiers trying to kill them resulting into him and his team getting separated and laving Simon on his own as he takes down as many soldiers as he can. From the corner of his eyes he spots Makarov getting through the station. “Makarov spotted.” He speaks through his coms, alerting the rest of his team.
“Take the shot!” He hears Price shout from the other end getting permission to kill Makarov.
Before Simon could take the shot he’s shoved to the side when the other side of the station explodes, ruble collapsing around him as he groans and leans back against a wall. His ears are ringing by how loud the explosive was and the amount of shouting he hears through his coms is ignored as he tries to get up, feeling pain shot up from his arm makes him wince, realizing that he’s injured. The place is merely collapsing and knows that he has to get out of the station before its to late.
As he gets up from the ground he hears a giant grown across from him, holding his gun up as his eyes land on one of Makarovs soldiers. He was to pissed off to care about their injures and cocks his gun only to stop when the soldier coughs harshly, reaching up to remove their own helmet and mask, revealing Y/n’s face.
Simon froze when his eyes land on him.
Y/n groans and placed a hand over his abdomen where he feels pain and turns to his side, trying to get up only to gasp when he hears the sound of a gun cocking, looking over his shoulder to face Simon.
The two are frozen in place unable to move by the realization in their faces. Y/n wants to speak up to defend himself from everything but knows that he can’t not after what he’s done. He slowly moves to stand, hand still on his abdomen as he keeps his eyes on Simon and a hand out in surrender.
“Simon…”
“Don’t.” Simons voice is harsh, hand tightening around his gun.
Y/n expects that tone as he shuts his own mouth. It wasn’t until rumbling is heard, the walls around them were about to collapse and they had to get out before it was to late for them. “The place is going to collapse we have to go.” Y/n tries to convince Simon to follow him out of the subway station if they didn’t want to get crushed.
“Simon.”
“Why?” Simon finally speaks up. “Why should I go anywhere with you?”
Y/n swallows nervously. “Look I can explain once we get out of here.” He takes a step forward to try and pry the gun from Simon only to freeze when Simon holds it up, keeping it pointed at him. Y/n knows that Simon won’t kill him if he wanted to he would have already.
“You were helping Makarov you helped him escape you helped him do all of this.” Simon nods at their surroundings the place was full of faint screams of panic from the citizens and the sound of his teammates voices were close by as they shouted for Simon. The place was falling apart all because of Makarov.
Y/n’s breath was picking up, grown into panic as he quickly tries to explain himself. “I didn’t know it was Makarov he was going to kill you—I didn’t have a choice—!”
“How long have you been lying to me?”
His breath hitched when hearing Simon’s words, unable to respond back as he opens and closes his mouth, words caught in his throat. He’s been helping Makarov since the beginning of everything and telling Simon wouldn’t change his mind about him.
Not matter what he says or what he tries it wouldn’t work. He’s broken the trust between them the trust that Simon gave him only to see it crumble away. Y/n takes a cautious step forward, ready to apologize for his mistakes only for the place to crumble, giving them both the time to escape. Only this time they don’t escape together.
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luffyvace · 4 months
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MORE LUFFY RELATIONSHIP HEADCANONS
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Yeahhh!!! Luffy hcs we’re what my first ever hcs were about! Look how far I’ve come! I love Luffy and I’m so proud of myself! enjoy these Luffy hcs lovely readers <3
Bathing together is SUPER FUN
and messy
you have lots (too many) bubbles
and yes bath toys
even stuff that’s not supposed to be in the bath-
like sticks-
let him tell it they’re swords
he personally doesn’t bathe bc he doesn’t care
even if its mandatory seeing as though no one wants to smell all that funk 😀
so he canonly bathes once a week right??
with you !! He can bathe at any time!
why? Cuz it’s funn 😆😆
you turn it into a game! an adventure!
so now he looks forward to bath time ;3
luffy splashes water everywhere
I wouldn’t be surprised if the ceiling is drenched with that dude’s strength 😂🤦‍♀️
it takes you FOREVER to clean up
but you know what takes even longer?? GETTING HIM OUT THE BATH
”AWWW but we were having sooo much FUUUUN (NAAAAAME)”
actually it did take a long time til you found a cheat code 😋
tell him sanji’s making food!!
ez way to get him out 😎
The final boss tho??
is getting him to help out with cleaning the mess up
especially after you told him there’s food around🧍‍♀️
Now bro’s DEFINITELY not listening 🙉
unless you use another cheat code (saying you’ll tell sanji not to give him any meat til he helps clean up)
your not getting any help buddy..
he’s already gone by the time you get him out the bath 🤷‍♀️
but again! If you use cheat code no.2 you can get him to help :)
which leads me to…!
Cleaning together !!
which turns into a game too :P
well, more like a competition-
Because that’s the only way you’ll keep him from getting bored and complaining instead of actually cleaning
even with meat on the line 🤭
‘it’s just so boriiiiiiiing ☹️‘
- according to luffy
so yes! You propose a competition!
and whoever cleans the fastest wins the prize of…….you guessed it! MEAT!
now he’s up like a whirlwind, swiping up all the soap with a towel and water with tissue 😏
you probably don’t even have to do anything anymore 😜
he may have won the battle but you won the war
eating together can also sometimes be a competition
now you can win by playing it smart like Uta
or just agree so he can leave you to eat, without actually trying
but if it’s not a competition…it’s certainly a war..
and I mean the dangerous one every straw hat goes through each time sanji calls in for food..
Luffy stealing your food!!!
😦😦
no but seriously, not even you, Luffy’s s/o gets the benefit of the doubt⁉️
it’s every man for himself in the dining room 😂😂
if your intelligent, depending on if your more like Robin or Nami you’ll either be unbothered about his antics or super annoyed
with being unbothered you’ll have a lot more peace of mind
and luffy will probably get away with more of his tomfoolery because you put up with him 😆👍
however with a s/o more like nami who gets annoyed easily, yeah he’s not getting away with any of that
thankfully for her, nami has less to stress over now (you take 50% it’s a requirement)
If your more carefree like luffy
i can guarantee you’ve got on like every straw hats nerves at least once
oddly enough I have a feeling you haven’t been able to bother brook just yet
dude’s 90 he got bigger problems..
but yes you terrorize everyone (even outside the straw hats) whether it’s intentional or not
if your strong it’s a relief for luffy not to have to worry about you and he’ll send you to defeat some guys, protect the ship or protect one of your weaker Nakama
he highly believes in you and your capabilities likes he believes in Zoro 👍
he also doesn’t have to worry about strong attacks hurting you as badly or if you go off on your own/get lost or separated or smth
especially as his s/o
if your weak he probably worries about you a little bit more but all the straw hats can handle themselves to some sort of extent
and he knows for sure you won’t go down without a fight!
and that you can at least hold over until he gets there
then he’ll beat the crap outta those guys!
he always tells someone strong to go with you to fights or what might be dangerous
if he doesn’t have to be somewhere for some reason, he’ll go himself!
he just wants to know your safe :)
Luffy loves you because your you! and he really just appreciates that fact in itself.
he looks past physical appearances completely and goes straight for personality
and even then he doesn’t judge that!
point is, no matter what type of anything you are, Luffy loves you because he just does.
he gets a funny feeling in his stomach and he gets extra excited!
Luffy loves you.
He simply does.
and there’s no explaining why.
These were short but sweet<3
to which i hope you enjoyed them💗
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lipglossanon · 1 year
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Hey Pretty, Won’t You Take A Ride With Me?
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stepbro!Leon S. Kennedy x fem!reader
Warnings: 18+ minors DNI, stepcest, feelings are starting to happen 👀, dirty talk, flirting, jealous Leon, kissing, unprotected sex, fingering, creampies, breeding kink, boyfriend/girlfriend role play (it’ll make sense 😂), car sex, semi-public sex, pussy spanking/slapping, squirting, slight cockwarming
So so tired (finally back from vacation!) and wanted to get this out! 😘 so def not proofread 🤣
Title from Hey Pretty by Poe (also a nice remix)
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“What do you mean it’s family bonding?”
“That’s exactly what I meant, family bonding,” your mother sighs, exasperated with you already, “we’re all going out for the day to spend some quality time together.”
You groan, slumping down on yourself from where you sit on top of the kitchen counter. 
“Besides,” your mother ignores your eye rolling, “it’s the company picnic and they want us to bring our families. It’ll be a nice day!”
“But mom—“
“The car’s loaded up, so we’re ready when you are,” Leon’s voice cuts you off. 
You glare over at him and stick out your tongue, “Rude.”
He grins and flips you off, “It’s just my charm, Princess.”
You roll your eyes at him and turn back to your mom who’s finished grabbing her purse, “It’s gonna be so boring; you’re just going to end up schmoozing with your boss anyways.”
“Honey,” your mom sighs again, tugging your arm, “it’s not going to kill you to hang out with your family for the afternoon.”
You slide off the counter with a groan, “Fine.”
You look at Leon who’s staring at your thighs. With a frown you look down and see the tail end of the bruises he left on your skin the other night poking out from the edge of your shorts, making you quickly tug them down before your mom sees it. Leon’s eyes jump up to yours and he smirks. 
“How about this,” she points to Leon, “you two can carpool and after a few hours, I’ll let you leave the picnic early. We got a deal?”
You squint your eyes at Leon who only shrugs. 
“I’m game,” he gives you the fakest smile, “what do you say little sis.”
You purse your lips but slowly nod, “Sounds fine. And you promise we can leave early?”
Your mom laughs and gives you a one armed hug, “Promise, sweetie. Now c’mon we don’t want to be late.”
Leon waits and lets your mom walk out before falling in step with you.
“Aren’t you excited?” He teases you, his hand ghosting across your lower back and ass. 
“Cut it out,” you elbow his ribs. 
“Hurry it up you two!” Your stepdad calls from the front door, jangling his keys in hand. 
“Yeah, Leon,” you exit the front door first, Leon on your heels. 
Your stepdad closes and locks the door then tosses a second set of keys to Leon. 
“Just follow us and drive the speed limit.”
Leon nods, “I know the drill.”
Unlocking the car doors, Leon climbs into the driver’s seat while you get comfortable in the passenger. 
Your parents pull out of the driveway and honk. Leon huffs while rolling his eyes and you snort at his attitude. 
He side eyes you, “Play nice, princess.”
You bat your eyelashes at him, “I am nice.”
It’s his turn to snort, “Sure thing.”
With that, he pulls out onto the road and follows after your parents. 
It’s actually.. nice. The radio is tuned to a variety station and Leon lets you control the temp, blasting AC against the muggy heat outside. 
“Think it’s gonna rain,” you muse out loud.
Leon only hums in agreement, eyes on the road. This gives you the opportunity to take in his thick biceps and forearms. You press your thighs together when he drums his hands on the steering wheel, making his muscles and tendons flex. 
You bite the side of your thumb imagining those arms holding you up, pressing you against a wall and—
“Think there’s going to be a lot of people at this thing?”
Leon’s voice pulls you from your daydreaming. 
Blinking, you look at his side profile and shrug, “There usually is; we’ve been going to these for a few years now.”
“Oh?” he glances over at you, “well what can I expect?”
You sigh and turn your attention back to the window, “Just a bunch of ass kissing and lame family games. Same tired old shit that literally no one cares about.”
He laughs and you look back at him, eyebrows raised. 
“S’just cute is all,” he gives you a soft grin, “you don’t get so fired up all that often.”
“Shut up,” you grumble, fighting down your own smile, “you’ll see what I mean.”
You lapse into a comfortable quiet and before you know it, Leon’s pulling into the packed parking lot. He parks as close to your parents as he can and shuts off the car. You both get out and walk over to the trunk of your mom’s car. 
She comes around the side waving a blanket at you, “You two can grab this and go find a good spot in the shade.”
Leon bundles the blanket in his arms and motions for you to lead the way, “After you.”
Sighing, you guide Leon into the venue and trek over to where you usually setup at this company picnic. 
“Hey!” 
You both turn at the voice. 
You smile, “Oh hey, Steve.”
Steve walks up to you two, a big smile on his face, “Hi! I thought you were bailing this year.”
You roll your eyes, “I tried. Oh Steve, this is Leon. Leon, Steve.”
Steve waves excitedly, “Nice to meet you.”
“Sure,” Leon looks at him, dead eyed expression on his face, “c’mon princess, we gotta setup.”
“Yeah,” you smile at Steve as Leon tugs you away, “well I’m sure I’ll see you around.”
“See ya!” Steve calls out, catching a red haired girls attention and taking off in that direction. 
“So that’s Steve?” Leon grimaces. 
“Yep,” you pop the p on the end, “and if you notice the girl he’s latched onto, you’ll see that that’s Claire.”
His upper lip curls but he only pushes you to keep walking. You stifle a laugh and finish the walk over to the usual spot your family uses— it’s under a big tree on the edge of the venue, perfect for keeping out of the way or interest of anyone. 
As soon as you and Leon spread out the blanket, your mom and stepdad join you carrying a mini cooler filled with drinks. 
Your mom frowns at you, “Same spot as usual? I thought we’d try somewhere different this year.”
You fold your arms, posture stiff, “Nothing wrong with this spot.”
Your mom sighs but doesn’t argue any further. 
You see Leon look over at his dad who only mouths ‘I don’t know’. 
Your mom claps her hands and smiles, “Well, let’s go sign up for some group activities.”
You shrug and drop your hands to the side. Your mom grabs your stepdad’s arm and leads him over to the sign up table. 
“You good?”
You turn to Leon grabbing a water out of the cooler. 
“Yeah,” you wave your hand, “it’s nothing.”
His steady gaze makes you fidget and look down at your feet. 
“My dad and I picked this spot the first time we had to come to these,” you clear your throat, eyes glancing back up at him, “S’all it is.”
“Ah,” Leon’s expression softens. 
“Anyways, yeah, well now we have some dumb games to look forward to,” you rub your arms, “so, uh, might as well go join them.”
“Sure,” Leon drops the water bottle back into the cooler and falls into step with you. 
“So you probably know a lot of people here,” he nudges your arm. 
You groan in annoyance, “Too many. Bet you money that someone at some point is going to come to us and ask ‘oh aren’t you just the cutest! I remember when you were this tall!’,” you bring your hand up and hold it even with your waist. 
“Stop,” Leon shakes his head, “there’s no way someone is actually going to say that phrase.”
You smile cheekily at him, “You’ll see.”
You both meet up with Leon’s dad and watch as your mom finishes signing in with a volunteer. She walks over with little wrist bands in her hand. 
“One for each of you!” she hands them out, blue for your mom and stepdad and green for you and Leon. 
“Great,” you deadpan. 
“Honey—“
“Oh my gosh, I haven’t seen you in ages!! How have you been?”
An older woman cuts your mom off and gives her a quick hug. 
“Good, good!” Your mom practically beams, “how have you been?”
“Good,” the woman laughs and then catches you out of the corner of her eye. 
“Oh my goodness! Aren’t you just the cutest thing!” she grabs your hands in hers, “you’ve grown so much! I remember when you only came up to my waist!” 
You watch Leon cover his mouth, but you can still see the grin on his face. 
“Oh and this must be your boyfriend,” the woman coos, eyes taking in Leon next to you, “my he’s a handsome boy.”
Your eyes cut to Leon who barks out a laugh, red tinging his cheekbones. 
Your mom also starts to laugh, “No, that’s Leon. That’s my new stepson. I guess I should’ve made introductions sooner.”
“Oh my mistake,” the woman blushes and laughs, “oh I see—,” her attention shifts to someone in the distance, “oh! I must go, but it’s so lovely to meet you.”
She jogs off yelling and waving at another picnic attendee. 
“That wasn’t awkward at all,” your stepdad dryly states. 
You laugh so hard you snort and cover your mouth, giggles still sneaking past your palm. You catch Leon’s flushed face and lose it again to a fit of giggles. 
Your mom clears her throat, “Yes well let’s head over to the games area; since there’s four of us, we’ll need to pair off.”
Leon throws his arm over your shoulders, “You’ve got me now, so we’ll definitely win.”
You roll your eyes, “Mmhmm, we’ll see.”
With the arm around your shoulders, he pinches your cheek, “Have faith, little sis.”
“Sure thing, big brother,” you simper, clasping your hands to your chest, “my hero.”
He pinches your cheek again and tugs, eyes dark, “Be nice, Princess.”
“We’ll meet up at our spot after the race,” your mom remarks, shielding her eyes and looking around, “oh there’s my boss! We’ll meet up with you kids later.”
Grabbing her husband’s hand, she rushes off in the opposite direction. 
You elbow Leon in the ribs and he slowly drags his hand across your back to his side. 
“Quit it,” you hiss, feeling flush. 
“C’mon,” Leon links your arm with his, “show me where this thing is at.”
You try to wrangle your arm back, but Leon holds on tight. 
Sighing, you relax in his hold and start to walk to the middle of the venue, “It’s over here.”
The heat from Leon’s side seeps through your T-shirt making butterflies flutter in your stomach. 
“You know you should be a lot nicer to your handsome boyfriend,” Leon’s voice lilts higher on the last two words as he pokes you in the side. 
You squirm and smack his arm, skin tingling, feeling hot all over with embarrassment and giddiness, “Shut. Up.”
To your dismay, he just laughs at you.
“C’mon, Princess,” he leans his head down to whisper in your ear, “gotta be sweet to me or people will think my girlfriend doesn’t like me.”
Your stomach dips in excitement, but you ignore it and nudge Leon in the ribs, “You’re being annoying, Leon.”
He snickers, “Isn’t that what big brothers are for?”
You roll your eyes, “You can’t be both you dork.”
He hums and grin wickedly at you, “Says who, Princess?”
Shivering, your nipples tighten in your bra as you look away, “Says everyone.”
He only shrugs in reply, eyes glittering in the sun.  
“You really think you can win?” you turn your attention back towards him, changing the subject. 
“Of course,” he scoffs, blue eyes roving over your face before making eye contact, “I’m gonna win at whatever it is.”
“You trying to show off?” you tease, squeezing his arm. 
He grins crookedly, “Don’t you wanna see how good your big brother is?”
Your breath hitches and you watch as Leon notices, eyes darkening. 
“You wanna win for me?” you whisper, eyes hooded, warmth pooling in your abdomen. 
“Yeah, wanna show off to my girl, show her how much better I am than anyone else here,” his voice is heated and deep as his heavy gaze takes in your hazy expression. 
“Okay,” your lips part, tongue darting out to wet them, “then win it for me, big brother.”
You feel his body tense next to you. 
“What do I get when I win?”
You tap a finger against your chin, “Hmmm, how about a kiss?”
“Yeah?” His eyes drop to your lips, “I’ll take that deal.”
Your lips curl into a smile, “Then deal.”
Walking up to the starting point of the race, there’s already a huge crowd of people. 
“Greens lining up now,” a man calls through a bullhorn, “greens at the starting line!”
Leon slips his arm out of yours. He runs a thumb across the apple of your cheek. 
“Wait for me at the finish line?”
You smirk at him and hold up your wrist, “But I’m also a green. So looks like you’re gonna have to outrun me if you want to win.”
You laugh at his slack jawed expression. 
“Poor Leon,” you coo, patting his broad chest. 
Someone bumps into you, pushing you further into Leon’s personal space. 
“Ah, sorry,” a rich voice laughs behind you, “a little clumsy.”
You turn and give the surprisingly cute guy a shy smile, “It’s okay, no biggie.”
The guy smiles even wider at you, “I don’t think I’ve seen you here before.”
You laugh softly, “Unfortunately, I’m here every year.”
“It’s the worst isn’t it?” he chuckles, “my dad’s always dragging me to these.”
“For me, it’s my mom,” you roll your eyes, “and it’s the same thing every year which is super lame.”
“Exactly!” He laughs. 
All of a sudden you feel a line of heat down your back as Leon presses his chest against you, arms draped over your shoulders as he rests his chin on your head, “What’re we talking about, sweetheart?”
The guy’s smile drops from his face as his eyes swap nervously from your face up to Leon’s.
He takes half a step back, “Well it was nice meeting you!”
You watch as he turns and darts off further into the crowd. Warmth zings through your body as Leon pulls you even tighter against him. 
“You going to ignore me for some stranger?” His voice gives you goosebumps as he whispers in your ear, “how mean.”
“Leon,” you soften against him, relaxing back in his hold, “I was just being friendly.”
“Uh huh,” he rumbles, “and I’m sure he thought you were just being friendly, too.”
He lets go of you, leaving you feeling dizzy and off balanced.
“Last call for greens to the starting line!” the bullhorn rings out. 
You and Leon line up with the group, shoulders brushing. 
“Good luck, brat,” he pinches your side meanly making you gasp. 
You go to smack his shoulder but the starting gun goes off and everyone makes a mad dash for the finish line. 
Leon bolts out in front of you. 
“Cheater!” You yell at his back. 
He flips you off but keeps running. You jog a few steps but decide it’s a bust. Stepping out of the throng of people, you make your way down to the finish line, but now on the outside of the run. Once down at the finish line, you stand on your tiptoes looking for Leon’s distinctive hair. A pair of arms wrap around your waist and twirl you around. 
You squeal and smack at the forearms wrapped around you. You hear Leon laugh in your ear as he sets you back down. 
“Gotcha, princess.”
“Fuck off,” you shove at his chest even though he doesn’t budge. 
He grins at you, “No can do, you owe me a prize.” 
He dangles a cheap plastic medallion with ‘1st Place’ stamped in wonky lettering in front of your face. 
You laugh, taking the medal from his hand, “No way!”
“Way,” he crowds into your personal space, “so?”
“I guess I have to,” you try to act serious, but the smile won’t leave your face. 
You grab the collar of his shirt and tug him down closer to you while you push up on your tippy toes; you press a soft kiss at the corner of his mouth, lips barely grazing his. 
You settle back on flat feet and let go of his shirt, “Congratulations.”
He slips his fingers through the belt loops of your shorts and yanks you forward; he holds you against him as he licks into your mouth, tongue hot as it slips past your lips. You whine and sag against his broad chest as he practically tongue fucks you in front of all these strangers. 
Pulling away, you gasp in a quick breath, “What’re you doing? What if our parents see?”
Your eyes dart around nervously, but there’s no denying the heat building between your thighs. He smirks down at you, making your belly swoop in excitement. 
He noses along your hairline until his lips press against your ear, “Kissing my little sister, what else? And don’t worry they’re nowhere around, I looked.”
You bite your lip to stop the moan bubbling out of your throat, but Leon doesn’t stop there.
“So funny none of these people know, they just think you could be my cute little girlfriend,” he chuckles, tongue dipping in your ear making you shiver against him, “haven’t got a clue that I’m your big brother.”
You moan at that, softly where only he can hear it. He hums and goes to dip his head down, but jerks back from you like he’s been shocked. 
“It took forever for us to find you!” 
Leon gives his dad a strained smile, “Yeah it’s pretty crowded huh.”
You scrub your hands across your face and turn on shaky legs to face your mom, giving her a quick smile and a wave. 
She nods, “One of our bigger turnouts,” then she sees the glint of yellow in Leon’s hand and gasps excitedly, “did you win?!”
“Oh,” Leon rubs the back of his neck, “uh yeah, I did.”
“He was so good,” you add slyly, grinning at Leon, “right, big brother?”
He rolls his eyes at you, but you see a blush dusting the bridge of his nose. 
“Let’s go eat,” your mom suggests, “I’m starving.”
She links arms with you and starts to talk about the new boss she just met while your stepdad and Leon trail behind, softly conversing with each other. 
Before you know it, the minutes bleed into hours as the afternoon drips by like slowly melting ice cream. Your mom and stepdad leave to go mingle, sticking you and Leon with cleaning up by yourselves. 
Afterwards, sitting on the picnic blanket, you wrap your arms around your legs and prop your chin on your knees. You watch as your mom and stepdad get pulled into yet another conversation with her coworkers.
Leon’s knee bumps into yours, “Stop being so pouty.”
You tilt your head to the side to look at where he’s lounging back on his elbows next to you. 
“I’m not pouting,” you say, although you know you most definitely are. 
“Suuure,” he snarks at you.
You sigh, “It’s just.. well, she drags me to these things every year.”
He raises an eyebrow at you, “Okay?”
“It just sucks. She brings me along and then I’m left here by myself while she talks it up with everyone. It wasn’t so bad when dad—“
You cut yourself off, feeling embarrassed. 
You raise back up into a sitting position and cross your legs, “Never mind.”
He raises up to sit next to you, bumping your shoulders together, “No, c’mon tell me. I wanna hear.”
You pick at the loose thread on your shorts, “Well when dad was here it wasn’t so bad cause we’d goof off and make it fun. We’d pick out people and invent some silly job for them or what ludicrous name they could have. It just—“
You trail off feeling tears prick your eyes. 
“It didn’t suck,” he murmurs, reaching out and holding your hand, “sorry for bringing it up.”
You huff a small laugh, “No, it’s— you didn’t do anything. I just hate being here. Last year it was just us two, so essentially just me.”
Glancing around and noticing no one’s even near you two, Leon squeezes your hand. 
“Hey,” he noses your hairline and presses a kiss on your ear then your cheek, “I’m here, okay?”
“I know,” you give him a shy smile paired with watery eyes, “you’ve actually made today a lot of fun, so thank you.”
“Any time,” he presses a quick kiss on your mouth before pulling away. 
Your wide eyes look around as you whisper, “Leon!”
“What?” He grins, “it’s just us.”
“This time!” You whisper loudly, “you can’t just keep kissing me in public, especiallywhen our parents are nearby!”
“So you’re saying I can kiss you in public when they’re not?” His grin widens.
You gaze at him, mouth parted in disbelief, “You—“
“Kids!” your mom calls out cheerily, waving as she walks up. 
You turn to face her, Leon slipping his hand out of yours. 
“It’s starting to get late and some of us are going to stick around to help clean up,” she smiles at you two, “so you can head on home.”
You notice that the sun has started to set. Dark looking storm clouds are rolling in over the horizon. 
“Oh, I didn’t realize it was that late,” you stand up and brush off your shorts. 
Your mom pulls you in for a quick hug, “Thank you for staying today. It means a lot.”
You shrug awkwardly, “No problem, mom.”
She lets go of you and turns a stern gaze to Leon who’s now standing next to you, “Drive safe, young man.”
He gives her a mock salute, “Will do, ma’am.”
She smiles at him and pats his cheek, “Okay, I’ll see you guys at home.”
And with that, your mom spins around and walks off to re join her husband. 
“You ready then?” 
You glance up at Leon, “More than.”
On the drive home, the storm clouds finally break and heavy rain comes pelting down. The windshield wipers seem to be working double time, but it still makes it hard for Leon to see the road. 
“About a half hour away,” Leon nods to the GPS, “I’m gonna pull over into this park until it lets up some.”
“Okay,” you easily agree with a shrug, “you’re driving.”
He pulls into the empty lot; the small park has an even smaller parking lot to match. Leon shuts the car off and the sound of rain drumming against the roof lends itself to a soothing atmosphere. 
“I love the rain,” you sigh, gazing out the window. 
“Mm it’s nice,” Leon hums. 
He looks over at you until you finally catch his gaze. 
He grins lazily at you, “C’mere.”
You smile confusedly, “What?”
He pats his lap, “Come sit.”
A rush of heat shoots through your body. You carefully shift until you can climb over the center console and onto Leon’s lap. Your back brushes against the steering wheel and your legs are folded on either side of his bulky thighs.
His warm hands settle on your hips, gripping them to pull you snug up against his chest. 
“There we go,” his whisper falls into the space between your lips. 
Feeling shy, you tuck your face into his neck. 
“Thank you for today, for being nicer than usual,” you press a soft kiss into his skin. 
“It’s no problem,” he pokes your side making you gasp and sit up.  
“Still,” you run your hands through his hair, “thank you, Leon.”
He groans and leans his head back against the headrest. You scratch along his scalp and his eyes slip shut. 
“Mmm gonna have to be nicer if this is what it gets me,” he sighs out. 
You laugh softly and continue to run your hands through his hair. A comfortable silence only broken by the sound of rain fills the quiet. Thunder rolls in the distance and the rain starts to come down even harder. 
Leon’s voice rumbles in his chest, “You ever made out in a car, Princess?” 
Flustered, you bring your hands down to drape around his neck, “No.”
“Good,” he smirks, “I like being your first for things.”
“Leon,” you squirm in embarrassment. 
He holds your hips still, “Behave. You keep moving like that and it’s gonna be more than making out.”
“Yeah,” your eyes drop to his lips, “is that a promise big brother?”
His lips thin, a mean look coming over his face, “Don’t be a brat.”
You lick your lips and smile sweetly at him. 
“Wouldn’t dream of it, big brother.”
His hand comes up to your jaw and he brings your mouths together in a messy kiss. 
“Such a fucking tease,” he groans into your mouth. 
“Leon,” you mewl. 
He fucks his tongue in and out of your mouth, spit dripping down your chin making your cunt throb as you squirm and rock in his lap. His hands help your hips pick up a rhythm that has you panting and moaning in your kisses.
“So sweet,” he pulls away, a string of saliva connecting your lips. 
He rubs his thumb over your bottom lip, breaking the strand and smearing spit all over your mouth, “Sweet little sister.”
Your eyes flutter as slick fills your panties, making the slow grind on your clit wet and slippery. 
“Leon,” you whimper, lips brushing against his, “my panties are sticking to me.”
“Fuck, really?” he bites your bottom lip harshly, sucking on it before letting go with a small pop, “big brother making your little pussy cry, princess?”
“Uh huh,” you grab one of his hands and guide it to slip under the leg of your shorts. 
His fingers stroke your clit on the outside of your soaked panties. 
“Shit,” he hisses, fingers feeling around the flimsy fabric barely covering your aching cunt. 
“So wet,” he presses his face into your neck, groaning, “haven’t even touched you yet and you’re fucking dripping.”
Your hand dips between your bodies to roughly stroke him through his jeans. You feel his cock kick and throb against the palm of your hand. 
“Get in the backseat, baby,” he pulls his hand away from your wet heat and smacks your ass. 
Leon’s dark eyes watch you clamber over the console and into the backseat. He follows you immediately and maneuvers you both until he’s seated against the door with you straddling his lap. The windows in the front are completely fogged while the ones in the backseat slowly catch up. 
“God, been wanting you all day princess,” he pulls you into a heated kiss, “driving me crazy in these fucking shorts.”
“Yeah?” you whimper into his mouth. 
“Mmm, yeah could see the bruises I left on your thighs reminding me of how sweet your hot little cunt tastes,” he licks into your panting mouth, lips slick with spit, “couldn’t even touch you how I wanted.”
“Leon!” you roll your hips down onto the outline of his hard cock, “how’d you want to touch me?”
He hisses, “Like I’m doing right now, Princess. Random assholes staring at you, couldn’t even show’em what’s mine.”
He growls and bucks his hips up, pressing just right against your clit. He kisses the moan out of your mouth. 
“M yours, Leon,” you whine when he pulls his mouth away to nip and suck at your neck. 
“Yeah you are,” he sucks a bruise into your neck, “my pretty little sister, right?”
You claw at his shoulders, pressing your throat harder into his teeth, “Yeah, yeah, ‘m your little sister, no one else’s.”
“Fuck,” he moans, a raspy growl that goes straight to your throbbing cunt, “mmm or maybe you’re my sweet little girlfriend that I’m going to fuck in the backseat, huh?”
“Leon!” you keen, grinding down even  harder on the outline of his cock, clit throbbingin your panties, “want that, want it so much.”
He groans, tongue slipping into your mouth, “Gonna fuck my girlfriend’s pretty pussy til she’s creaming my cock, right?”
You nod your head quickly, “Yes, yes, please.”
“Show me your tits, baby. Wanna suck on those nipples and get this pussy nice and wet,” he pulls away, blown pupils holding your gaze. 
“Leon,” you gasp, yanking your shirt up over your head. 
Before you can undo your bra, he tugs the cups down until your breasts are spilling out, nipples tightening under his gaze. 
“Damn,” he whispers, “so fucking hot.”
He grabs your hips to slowly grind his dick into the damp heat of your pussy. His mouth latches onto a nipple and he eagerly suckles the hard bud. 
“Sensitive,” you mewl, hands moving from his shoulders to tangle in his hair. 
He ignores you and continues to suckle and teasingly bite your hard bud before switching to the other one. He continues to drift back and forth, teasing and sucking your nipples until they’re sore and puffy. His eyes slip closed with a moan when you tug his hair harder. 
“Big brother,” you whine, “you’re sucking too hard.”
He growls but pulls back from your chest, “So spoiled.”
You pout and press your hips down harder making him moan, “But you like spoiling me.”
“Yeah I do, little brat,” he shifts to pull his own shirt off and drop it on the floorboard. 
You whimper and drag your hands from his shoulders, down his broad chest, to his abs. 
“You’re so hot, Leon,” you pant, nails scratching his skin making his abs flex, “you make me so wet.”
“Can’t just say that shit,” he grits out, grabbing your hands in his, eyes dark and hungry. 
“But it’s true,” you whisper biting your lip, eyes big. 
He reaches between you and thumbs open the button on his jeans. 
“Take those fucking shorts off before I do,” his voice rasps, helping you raise your hips. 
As soon as the material of your shorts and panties are shoved down your thighs, he presses two fingers into your soaking wet pussy. 
“God damn, baby,” he watches as slick drips down his wrist, “you’re so wet for me.”
“Need you,” you whimper, “please.”
“I got you,” he tugs his own jeans and underwear down; his hard dick bounces up against your thigh smearing a sticky trail of precum. 
“Easy, baby,” he grabs the base of his cock and slaps your pussy, “ready to sit on my dick?”
“Yeah,” you pant, lifting yourself up so he can glide the head of his cock against your swollen clit to dip inside your slick hole. 
“Please, Leon.”
“Please, what?”
You whine, “Please big brother, want you to put it in.”
He chuckles meanly, “Put what in Princess?”
Your pussy clenches around nothing, slick dripping down onto Leon’s cock just teasing at your hole. 
“Please, big brother I need your cock in my pussy,” you whimper, hands scratching at his chest, “want you in my needy princess pussy.”
“Fuck, you play dirty, sweetheart,” he groans sinking the first couple of inches into your wet heat, “can’t say no to that now can I.”
He grabs your hips stilling your movement; he’s only halfway in your pussy and it’s making you desperate.  
“Leon,” your eyes water, “please, please I need it. Feel so empty,” whimpering, you drag your lips across his jaw, “don’t you wanna fuck your girlfriend’s wet pussy?”
“Fuck,” he hisses, slowly easing you down, his cock sliding deeper but still not bottoming out.
“Gotta savor this one princess, s’gonna be a slow fuck for your little cunt.”
Your thighs spasm as you hiccup a moan, tears filling your eyes. 
“But Leon—“
“Uh uh,” he clicks his tongue, eyes dark and mean, “big brother knows what’s best.”
Your cunt flutters around his cock making you both moan. Even though he’s only teasing the first few inches of his cock in and out of your pussy, it sounds wet and dirty. 
“Fuck me,” he huffs a laugh, “you’re leaking so much it’s dripping down my balls. You’re gonna get the family car all dirty, baby.”
Your back arches as you press your body weight down; you feel Leon sink further into your cunt before his hands grip your hips like a vice. 
“What did I say? Do I need to spank your slutty cunt? To make sure you’re listening to me?”
You whimper, “M-maybe.”
“Oh?” he grins, “do I need to spank that needy pussy and show her who’s in charge?”
Your eyes slip shut as you nod, “Yeah, yeah, big brother needs to spank my pussy.”
He growls and pulls you up off of his cock; you whine and writhe your hips but he sets you back down in his lap, pussy lips sandwiching his dick. 
A faint buzzing comes from Leon’s phone tucked into the center console. 
You rock your hips forward and shiver as your clit rubs against his cock in a slippery drag of friction.
“None of that,” he smacks your thigh, pulling your dazed expression up to meet his heated gaze, “you ready?”
“Yes,” you grab his hand and push it against your soaked cunt, “spank my princess pussy; she needs big brother to really give it to her.”
“Fuck,” he bites out, “fucking slut.”
He cups the wet heat of your pussy then brings his hand back and smacks upward, covering your mound and swollen clit with his palm. 
You whine high in your throat, hands reaching behind you to hold onto his thighs for purchase. 
“That’s it,” he murmurs, “be good and let me spank you.”
“Uh huh,” you lean back onto your hands, arching your hips to put your pussy more on display, “need my boyfriend to really give my naughty pussy a spanking.”
“God damn,” he clenches his eyes shut a moment, then looks back down at your puffy clit and drippy cunt. 
“Got a slutty fucking girlfriend don’t I,” his voice rasps, smacking your pussy again and again and again, “or should I say slutty little sister, just letting her brother play with her pussy whenever he wants.”
The sharp stings fade into a low heat with every slap, making your clit throb and hole clench on nothing. Your hips jump up into each slap, thighs trembling. 
“Hold still,” his voice darkens, “and let me spank your slutty cunt.”
“‘M not slutty,” you gasp out, “m just needy.”
“Is that right?” he mocks, dragging his middle and index finger through your slick before circling your sore clit. 
“I guess it can’t be helped,” he sighs, fingers dipping into your hole, “big brother will have to fill up this wet and sloppy cunt.”
“Please,” you arch down onto his fingers, “Leon, big brother, I need it.”
He pulls his fingers away and lines his cock up with your wet clenching hole. He presses in with a low groan as you rock your hips down until he bottoms out completely. You wince at how deep he is inside of you; the fat tip pressing against your cervix making you rock forward, enjoying the ache deep in your cunt. 
“So deep,” you pant, nails digging into his forearms, “hurts.”
“It does?” He coos all fake sympathy, “guess I should pull out then.”
“Nooo,” you clench down tightly. 
“No?” he grinds his cock upward making your eyes roll back from the pain blooming into pleasure as your hips jump. 
“If it’s too deep I need to pull out,” he kisses your cheek, “don’t want to hurt my sweetbaby sister.”
You whimper as he slips back just a little and then presses hard into your fluttering walls. His tip kisses the opening of your cervix making you squeal in pain, but he holds your hips down making you take it. His thumb moves to brush against your clit in soft, teasing circles. 
“Hurts, princess?” he licks the tears dripping down your face, “is it too much? Does your boyfriend’s cock stretch you out too far?”
Nonsensical sounds come from your lips, tongue lying heavy and useless in your mouth. He keeps grinding too deep and touching your clit with delicate fingers, making wires cross in your brain until you feel nothing but white hot pleasure overtaking your body. 
“Are you fucking cumming?” he whispers in awe, feeling your walls milk his cock as slick drips out of your spasming hole. 
“Fucking hell,” he slowly eases you back, his cock still inside your pussy just not as deep as before. 
“Leon,” you slur, eyes hazy, “s’good.”
He laughs, “Sure seems like it, baby. Want to just sit on my dick, keep me nice and warm for awhile? Til you’re ready to go again?”
You hum a sound of agreement, “Sounds nice.”
He groans, “Yeah it does.”
He helps you shift your hips so his cock isn’t pressing into you too deeply and he brings your mouth in for a sloppy kiss. 
“Love kissing you,” he coaxes you to open your mouth wider, “always so eager.”
You feel giggly and warm, “Love kissing you too, Leon.”
He sighs in your mouth, tongues slowly sliding together between your lips. His kisses turn slower, sweeter— tongue licking into your mouth, tasting you as deep as possible. You feel his cock kick and throb in your sensitive cunt. Shifting, you press yourself down a little more firmly, pussy walls gripping his cock tightly. 
A faint buzzing comes from the floorboard where your shorts were tossed. Leon pulls you further into his chest, rolling his hips up into your soaked pussy. Buzzing happens again but this time from the center console; you both ignore it as Leon presses the fat tip of his dick and grinds along the spongy spot in your cunt that drives you crazy. 
He pulls away from your sloppy kissing, pupils so big his eyes look black. Both phones are now buzzing with calls. 
“s’that the spot, sweetheart?” He grinds his dick deeper in your squelching cunt. 
“Leon,” you keen, hands tugging his hair, “it’s so good, you feel so good inside me.”
He growls, hips thrusting up into you harder, faster. 
“God, princess, got the best fucking pussy,” he bites your jaw, “little cunt made for my cock.”
His fingers tease across your wet, swollen clit. 
“Yeah, yeah, please,” you pull your hips and drop them back down, “so good, big brother.”
He presses the back of his head against the car door’s fogged up window, eyes hooded as he watches you bounce on his dick. He keeps his fingers on your clit, stroking and pinching, making you buck your hips into the feeling. 
He watches as a frown forms on your brows, your hips slowing down. 
“Leon,” embarrassment colors your voice, “we have to stop, I-I gotta pee.”
He grins wolfishly, “You ever squirted before, sweetheart?”
“N-no,” you frown, hands pressing against his abs trying to slow his thrusts up into your dripping pussy but he keeps hammering up into you, “s-stop or I’m gonna—“
“S’fine,” he soothes, grinding his dick in the same spot, “want you to squirt on my dick, baby.”
“I c-can’t,” your lip quivers, tears pricking your eyes. 
“Sure you can, Princess,” his fingers rub your clit more firmly, “c’mon want you to soak the backseats.”
He grins wickedly, “Our parents will never have t’know.”
Another harsh grind against the spongy spot in your cunt has you locking up, your back arching as your orgasm overtakes your body. 
“Leon!” a gasping wail leaves you as you feel slick gush from your pussy, soaking your thighs and Leon. 
“Fuck, fuck!” Leon grabs your hips and holds you flush with him as he cums inside your still clenching pussy. 
You feel the heat as rope after rope of sticky cum fills your spasming cunt. Slowly, you settle back on Leon’s thighs, his dick plugging up your cunt keeping most of his cum inside. 
His hands are still gripping your hips tightly, making your walls pulse, softly milking him still. 
“Oh,” you exhale, and pull your nails away from where you dug them into his chest, leaving nine bloody crescents to frame his pecs. 
“S’okay, sweetheart,” he grins at you, all sweetness and soft eyes, “got nothing to complain about.”
“Ah,” you squirm feeling embarrassed, “that was..”
“Hot,” he rubs his thumb over the apple of your cheek, “gonna need a repeat, princess. See if next time I can get you to squirt on my fingers.”
“Leon,” you pout, body feeling hot. 
A loud consistent buzz breaks through the fog in your brain. 
“That’s been going off for awhile now,” you bite your lip. 
Leon raises up, wrapping his arms around your back to keep you seated on his cock. He leans up further and fumbles around the center console til he pulls back holding his phone. 
He accepts the call and puts it on speakerphone, “Hey Pops.” 
“Where the hell are you?! Are you okay?”
Leon ducks his head, even though his dad can’t see it, “Uh yeah, the roads got bad so we pulled over. Sorry my phone was on silent so I didn’t realize you were calling.”
A pause from his dad before he sighs, “Well as long as you’re okay. Just next time let someone know, okay?”
“Will do, Pops. Sorry to worry you.”
“Let’s try not to do it again, son,” his dad chuckles, “drive safe.”
“I will.” 
And with that the call ends, basking you two in silence except for the light drizzle of rain hitting the car. 
Leon jostles you again making you gasp as his half hard cock slips out a few inches. 
“Shit,” he hisses, “let me—“
He grabs his t-shirt off the floorboard and slips it underneath you as he pulls completely out. You whimper as his cum drips from your sore cunt. 
“Sexy,” he murmurs eyes going dark again, running his fingers through your slick folds to tease at your hole. 
“Leon,” you whisper, grabbing his wrist, “shouldn’t we go home before we worry them more?”
With his free hand, he easily moves your hand from his wrist and slots your fingers together. His other fingers dip into your cum filled hole but don’t go any further. 
He brings up the hand he’s holding and kisses your knuckles, “One more round couldn’t hurt, princess.”
A beam of headlights cross the car’s interior as another vehicle pulls into the parking lot. 
You squeak and duck your face down into Leon’s neck, who chuckles and pulls you down to lay on top of him in the backseat. 
“What’re we going to do?” You whisper scream at him, tilting your head up, eyes wide and anxious. 
He gives a half hearted shrug underneath you and spreads your legs further to slide his cock between your thighs. You feel it stiffening against you cunt, dragging cum and slick all over your pussy lips.
“About to fill you up again, baby,” he kisses your ear, “gotta keep quiet though, don’t want them hearing you getting your little princess pussy fucked by your big brother.”
You whine, hips grinding down on his dick. 
“They wouldn’t even know,” you whisper hotly, “like you said earlier, probably just think I’m your girlfriend.”
“Mmm they might when I make you scream big brother over and over again,” he laughs meanly, pinching your ass making you buck into his hips. 
He pulls one of your legs up higher and slips his cock into your pussy; it’s an easy slide for his fat cock at this point, bottoming out quickly. 
You whine into his shoulder, eyes fluttering from feeling sore and used. 
“There we go,” he coos mockingly, “just let me fill up that slutty little pussy, right baby sis?”
“Uh huh,” you drool into his skin, teeth nipping to muffle any sounds you’re making, “fill me up so good.”
He’s slowly grinding his cock in you, pelvic bone catching your clit with every circle of his hips. Your pussy is so sensitive, you feel yourself edging closer and closer to an orgasm. 
“Leon,” you sigh, cunt milking his cock as he slowly fucks in and out of your pussy, “you feel so good.”
He laughs at you, “Mmm I know, your tight hot pussy hasn’t let go of me since I slipped my dick in.”
You whine, walls fluttering at his words, “Can’t help it. You’re too big.”
He grips your ass in both hands, squeezing til the fat dimples between his fingers, “Nah you just got a little pussy. A cute little pussy that matches my cute little sister.”
You lay against him, mouthing at his shoulder and moaning as he keeps sliding in and out of your clenching hole. Slick is dripping out of your cunt and all over his cock, sliding down to coat his balls and thighs. 
“This is the juiciest fucking pussy,” he growls in your ear, cunt squelching on every slow push and pull of his dick inside you, “do you hear how wet you are? God so fucking hot.”
“Mmm,” you slur, eyes lidded, “so stretched out, big brother.”
He groans, hips humping up into you for a few thrusts before he slows down again. 
 “Leon,” you whisper against his shoulder, “m gonna cum.”
“So soon?” his voice is low and deep, making goosebumps raise across your skin, “feeling that good, Princess?”
“Yeah,” you mewl.
“Say who’s making you feel so good, baby,” he growls, smacking your ass. 
You roll your hips down harder at the sting and pant, “Big brother. Big brother fucks my little pussy so good.”
“Again.”
Your drooling, eyes dazed as you moan, “Big brother makes my little Princess pussy feel so good.”
“Good girl,” he condescends, “that’s right, no one fucks this pussy as good as me. In fact no one better fuck this pussy except me, right?”
“Uh huh, no one,” you shudder, “all yours.”
“That’s right. My little sister’s pussy is all mine,” he grunts, rocking you together faster, “gonna cum in you again, keep your little pussy full.”
“Need it,” your nails dig into his biceps, “fill me up, big brother.”
“Yeah, you love me breeding this cute pussy,” he grinds up into your clenching heat, “girlfriend’s got the neediest fucking cunt.”
A high reedy cry leaves your throat, pussy walls eagerly pulsing around his dick, “Yeah, yeah I do. Big brother!”
His hands come down to squeeze your ass, the fat dimpling between his fingers. He fucks into your pussy with short deep thrusts. 
“Mm cumming,” your toes curl with the mounting pleasure ramping up in your body, “Le—“
You muffle your scream by biting down into Leon’s shoulder hard. Your orgasm makes the muscles in your thighs jump, hips humping down on Leon’s cock. Distantly, you feel him press up into your pussy and fill you with hot, sticky cum all over again. 
Dizzy, you slump down onto Leon’s heaving chest. 
You feel him run his hands up your back to pet through your hair. You nuzzle further into his chest with a hum.
“S’nice,” you whisper into his skin. 
“Mmm,” he pets down your side before dragging fingertips across your hips, “think you’re gonna bruise, sweetheart.”
You push yourself up from his chest, eyes looking out the windows; seeing the other car is gone, you raise completely up. 
“You will too,” you point out, fingers skating across the spots you bit and crescent marks from your nails. 
He smirks, “Gonna get a lot of guys asking me who I fucked so good.”
“Leon,” you smack his arm, “so mean.”
He chuckles and smooths his hands down your thighs, “Yeah but you like it.”
Shyly your gaze drops to his mouth, “Yeah, I do.”
“As much as I’d love to keep you here all night, we probably should head back home,” he pats your hips.
Grabbing his shirt from before he slips it between your bodies. 
“Up, princess,” he helps you raise your hips and presses his shirt against your puffy cunt. 
“I’ll never get tired of that,” he groans, shifting his gaze from your leaking pussy  back up to your face, “need you to get dressed before I change my mind.”
Feeling a swirl of emotions, elated-aroused-fond, you nod your head and grab your panties and shorts. You slip them on after wiping down as well as you can.
You frown at the shirt in your hand, and look at Leon who’s got his jeans back on and scratching at his head with a yawn. 
“What shirt are you gonna wear?”
He shrugs, “I’ll just say it got wet and I didn’t want the seat to get wet so I took it off.”
“Oh,” you fold it inside out, keeping the mess hidden, “well hopefully that works.”
Leon helps you climb back into the passenger seat; he follows and slides into the driver’s side. Cranking the car, he cuts on the defrost to help with the fogged up windows. 
You two sit in a comfortable silence and watch the rain mist against the windshield. 
“I had fun today,” you whisper, a secret just between you two. 
He grabs your hand and kisses the back, “I did too.”
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Congratulations
Our Story Masterlist Summary: Harry and YN share their news with close friends.
Niall:
YN: PHOTO Hello Uncle Niall🤍
YN sent Niall the text and waited because she knew once he had read it, she was going to receive a call. 
And within a few minutes, YN’s phone began to ring with Niall’s name displayed. YN was quick to answer the FaceTime, eager to see his reaction.
“Hi Niall!”. YN and Harry answered together, a big grin on their face. 
“Are you two having me on?” Niall got straight to the point. 
“No…we’re having a baby!” YN explained.
“I can’t believe this…I think I’m gonna cry!” Niall had been there from the beginning of their relationship, so to see his two best friends happy and expecting a little one was emotional. “Congratulations guys…I’m so happy for you.”.
“Thanks Ni…well get ready for Uncle duties!”.
“I can’t wait!”. Niall couldn’t hide his excitement. “I’m gonna be their favourite uncle”.
“I think you’re going to have to fight for that spot with Louis!” Harry joked. 
“Tell him to give up now!” Niall teased. 
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Mitch and Sarah: 
Harry: PHOTO Hi Uncle Mitch and Auntie Sarah❤️
Harry could see that Mitch was typing a reply, so he and YN waited for the response.
Mitch:  Little one is having a nap or I would be shouting down the phone right now!! CONGRATULATIONS GUYS!! Welcome to parenthood, we can’t wait for you to join us!! 
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Jeff: 
Harry: PHOTO
Harry had sent his manager and friend a photo of the scan and purposely not saying anything more. So when Harry’s phone rang, he wasn’t shocked. 
“Harry!” Jeff didn’t allow Harry to answer. “What’s going on?”.
“I don’t know what you mean Jeffery.” Harry played dumb, a smirk covering his face. 
“You can’t just send me a baby scan and say nothing else.” 
Harry laughed but decided to put Jeff to ease. “YN’s pregnant!”.
“Fuck off!”. 
“I’m serious…she’s like fifteen weeks now.” Harry explained. 
“FIFTEEN WEEKS!” Jeff had a similar reaction to others when the couple announced how far along YN was. 
“We only found out this week.” Harry defended himself.
“Well all I can say is…Congratulations H, you really deserve this and I’m behind you and YN every step of the way!”. 
“Thanks Uncle Jeff.” Harry teased. 
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The Love Family:
Harry: PHOTO Our new addition to the love family🫶🏼❤️
Elin: Aww you guys🥹Congratulations Harry and YN🤍
Ariza: Congratulations to you both! So happy for you, amazing news!
Niji: Congratulations! You both deserve so much happiness❤️
Pauli: YESSS!! Saucy saucy😂A big congrats my man!
Yaffra: Wow! Congratulations!! 
Lloyd: 👀…THIS IS THE BEST NEWS! Congratulations Boss x 
Brad: WOOOOO! I KNEW IT! Congratulations H and YN x
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Zayn: 
Despite some distance being created when Zayn left the band, YN had always tried to stay in contact with him. They didn’t talk all the time but they would occasionally catch up over a few messages or now and again a FaceTime call, especially when Zayn had Khai.
YN: PHOTO Hello Uncle Zayn 👋🏼
Zayn: What a message to wake up to. I wasn’t expecting this news. A massive congratulations to you and H, you’re going to be amazing parents❤️
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Liam: 
YN: PHOTO Hello Uncle Liam 👋🏼
Liam: 😱😱😱
Liam: OH MY
Liam: I’m speechless 
Liam: A huge congratulations to you guys! You deserve so much happiness and I wish you all the love x 
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James Cordon:
Harry: PHOTO Hello Uncle James!!
James: Thank you very much for making me cry on a Monday morning!! WAW!! A big congratulations to you both!! H…welcome to fatherhood, it’s incredible. Big love x
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Lou Teasdale: 
YN: PHOTO Hi Auntie Lou👋🏼🩷
Lou T: OMFG!! You kept this quiet! Congrats my darlings🩷Love ya both xx
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Nick Grimshaw:
Harry: PHOTO Hi Grimmy x
Grimmy: This better not be a joke! Congrats both! Catch up soon? Orange juice for you YN x 
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I binged your story after tumblr suggested it to me and it’s so good it invaded my dreams seriously, I’m gonna put down a quick recap on the off chance you wanna know if not just take my praise and ignore below, you’re writing is soooooo good! I really felt for the reader and even the guys kinda you were able to evoke my empathy for these characters and had me on the edge of my seat in just a few short chapters thank you so much for sharing your work! (Seriously I’m sharing you with all my book girls they love angst this is right up their alley)
I dreamt reader washed her hands of the men and got an arranged marriage with a nerd (like square glasses pocket protector stereo type) named ?teddy? Who was really nice and had a sleeper build and I think a library job? They adopted some giant fish & idk my dream started loosing whatever plot it had around there with something about a train trip anyways I woke up confused and wondering if arranged marriage dating apps were even a real thing and google says yes, so yeah you’re story inspired an odd though kinda sweet AU dream and my husband questioning my recent google searches 😂
I'm stuck on the arranged marriage idea now!
so my previous bosses ALL had arranged marriages and were explaining how it worked or how they met (an ad or through parents). And honestly, I would eat UP one where Indian reader dumps her artistic boyfriend who she's had to financially support for four years now and finally relents letting her parents play match maker. She's shocked to find that instead of the son of one her mother's friends (who her mom and been BRAGGING about for years), her dad had arranged for her to meet his very good friend and colleague John Price.
Reader is pissed at first. 1) because he is almost a decade older than her and 2) "A white man? NO!"
But turns out, John is ready to settle down. Doesn't care if you want to be a housewife, a stay at home mom or have a career. He's just so totally over dating in his mid-30s and wants a wife.
Even funnier, your dad tries to boost the fact that his mom is dead so you won't have a mother-in-law (this is literally what one of my bosses' father did) He was like "and his mother is dead, kanna" 💀
She marries John and doesn't realize the man has had fifteen years of income just building and building in the bank since he had been deployed for most of his life and hadn't gotten a chance to spend it. When he notices that she's getting things and hasn't gotten a notification he's like "this is your money. Spend. It."
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I’m the devil
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Summary: So you told Wanda your secret and you realised the intense feelings you had for the woman, hopefully she reciprocated them
Warnings: Minors DNI, feelings, and a little sappiness from both sides
Words: 2,700 (I think)
A/n: not proofread properly, I’m tired 😂
Part 1 here
Flashback
You were bored, plain and simple, bored and horny? You couldn’t tell anymore but what you did know was that being the devil on earth wasn’t nearly as fun as you thought it would be
“Nat what’s on the agenda for today?” You spun your chair to your red headed demon pal who just shrugged “I’m not your assistant”
“But you are the greatest demon assistant in the entire world!” You grinned wide at the woman who just threw her muffin at you “hey that was $7! Don’t throw expensive food”
“You-
“Wait! Shut up for 5 minutes, I found her” you pointed her towards the other side of the road where a young woman was walking to what looked like an apartment complex
“She looks weak Y/n what do you want with her? Surely just take the brother for the debt instead?”
“I tried that but they offered her up so easily, ‘take our daughter please’ don’t take our son he’s the favourite’ pathetic actually, yep just give up your young daughter to the devil, she is very pretty though, which makes this all the better, now come on I don’t have all day”
“Yes boss”
End of flashback
“That was amazing!” Carol lay back on the couch satisfied and happy “you’re way too preppy for a demon sometimes Carol, anyway I’ve go to go, can you carry on with manning the young demons while I do something”
Carol sat up pouting “can’t we cuddle?”
You scoffed “what are we, 10? I’m not cuddling you we have jobs to do, now get out I’m bringing Wanda back through here and you scare her”
“Scare her? She’s a dirty human she doesn’t matter here”
You stopped in your tracks turning back to Carol and giving her a hard glare “Carol I won’t hesitate to send you back to hell and clean up after the demon dogs”
Your threat made Carol sink back into the couch “sorry, I’ll go”
You nodded “good” leaving her alone you straightened yourself checking your phone “only been an hour, she can’t have done much damage”
You walked back through the place and to your art studio unlocking the door finding Wanda still sat where she was but now painting a sunset? It looked like that anyway, it looked beautiful that’s what you definitely knew
“I didn’t try to run away” we’re the first words out of her mouth and you had to laugh “obviously you couldn’t escape Wanda, because of you did the rest of the gang would’ve gotten you first, now come on I’m getting you some dinner”
“What are you?” It was an innocent enough question but not something you wanted to discuss on the first day, or did you? Maybe she’d listen to you, maybe submit to you? Women like bad girls right?
You simply smiled “do you really want to know?”
Wanda wasn’t too sure anymore, why were you being so cryptic “I do…I think”
You sat down in front of Wanda and took a hold of her hands “you’re not stupid, you know there’s supernatural beings on earth don’t you?”
She nodded “it’s a little strange but yeah I do know that”
You continued “okay so there’s the devil, they’re real too” Wanda rolled her eyes “pretty sure the devil can’t leave hell since he was banished there”
“So you think the devil’s a man? That doesn’t seem very feminist of you”
Wanda shrugged “god’s a man and so is the devil, that’s what we learnt at home, but either way I don’t think they’d come to earth”
You chuckled pulling Wanda and her chair closer to you and keeping a tight grip on her hands knowing how people get when they see you properly
“What are yo-what the hell?! Wanda couldn’t move as she stared at your new appearance, horns protruding from your head and your skin a deep red, some small parts of your face were showing bone as of you were disintegrating and Wanda couldn’t help but stare intrigued and a little frightened
“Are you the devil?” Her voice whispered and you nodded “in the flesh, or most of it anyway”
“Why are you on earth?” Wanda whispered still admiring your face and horns “truthfully I got bored of overseeing the tortured souls and demons of hell, and in typical fashion when one comes to New York I set up a loaning business, then bought a night club”
Wanda raised her eyebrow in question “you mean LUX? The place that moved here from LA?”
You laughed “the very same, keeping tabs on me?”
“No I remembered my parents saying they’d like to go in an- oh”
“Oh?”
Wanda removed her hands from yours and stood up “my parents went into your club and now they owe money but instead gave you me”
You changed back to your human self standing up with Wanda making her look at you, the small amount of times you met her parents you thought they were pieces of shit “I’ll be honest Wanda I wanted to take your brother, hell the debt isn’t even that high and they could’ve payed it easily but they offered you up so quickly, tell me why”
Wanda didn’t notice herself crying again, she hated how much she was doing that lately, when you wiped her tears away she pushed herself from you “my brother is the favourite and always will be, it’s just something I have to live with”
You didn’t push her, you’d deal with the family later, humans were horrible creatures sometimes, you wondered why god even made them “okay, now that all that’s over with, how about some dinner? To lighten the mood”
“Can you even eat?” That made her laugh a little and you rolled your eyes happy to see her laughing “yes you weirdo I can eat, now what do you want?”
Wanda thought about it “Chinese?”
“Okay I’ll send Nat out for some”
Wanda sucked in a breath “she scares me”
You laughed “yeah she is scary, but she’s harmless, well to me anyway she won’t dare question me”
“Is she something different too?”
Something different? Yeah definitely how you’d describe Natasha “she’s a demon, my right hand demon basically, she enjoys scaring people, she won’t apologise for pointing a gun at you so probably best to just pretend it never happened”
“Okay”
“Okay, wait here for me, continue your nice painting” your turned her back to her canvas “maybe a few birds to liven the picture up yeah?”
Wanda smiled “yeah and a deer too”
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“Nat! Need you to go out for me” you found her doing what she does best, kissing Maria against a wall in public like the exhibitionist she is
“You’re such a cockblock I swear to god” Nat groaned pulling herself away from Maria who just laughed “don’t swear to her dad Nat that’s weird”
“Damn right it is Maria, now Nat go and get my usual from the Chinese place, Wanda needs food and I don’t want to get it myself”
Maria pushed Nat gently and placed her hands on your shoulders “are you falling for the human?”
Your eyes widened “absolutely not! But I’m hungry and obviously she’ll need food too, like I told Nat I’ll break her starting tomorrow, I’m obviously luring her into a false sense of security and comfort, gosh why are you two so annoying about it?!”
Maria eyed you for a few moments before releasing you “how about both Nat and I go and get the food and we join you? Make it a cozy dinner between the devil, her human and two of your favourite demons?”
You sighed looking between her and Nat “fine! But Nat leave your gun it scars Wanda”
You didn’t stay long enough to hear any argument from Nat instead going back to your art room where Wanda was just finishing her picture with a couple of deer surrounded by cute robins “that looks amazing Wanda, when it dries we’ll hang it up somewhere, now come on Nat and Maria are getting the food”
“Were you mad when I kissed you?” Why was she full of questions? Why were humans so inquisitive? “You realised I marked your neck don’t you? When you kissed me I would’ve put you on the table and showed you the time of your life, unfortunately stabbing me really kills the mood unless you have a blood kink but I have a feeling that’s not you”
Wanda’s blush was adorable to you, she definitely wasn’t into that stuff, ah well you’d have to do other things together
“No no I don’t like things like that, so anyway you want me then? This whole assistant thing isn’t real and you just want to sleep with me?”
How could you tell her that while you were watching her before taking her, you’d become obsessed with her, she was just adorable, and you were so glad her parents offered her up, you’d wanted her for weeks
You were silent for a while before walking towards Wanda kissing her as soft as the devil could, gently cupping her face as you pulled away looking into her eyes “I hate how much I’m falling for you in such a short period of time, you’re a 3rd place ribbon when I deserve my first place prize money, but I think I prefer this ribbon”
It was her that kissed you this time closing the small gap, a slow kiss but a nice one nonetheless, pulling away you were still cupping her face and her hands were holding your waist, you both enjoyed this comfortable silence when a cough interrupted you making you both jump
“Interesting, the devil and a human? I think this happened once before didn’t it? She died right?”
You turned around keeping Wanda close behind you not letting the man get a glance at her “Tony to what do I owe this awful pleasure?”
“Your strippers at the club miss you, they don’t have anyone to show their moves on anymore, maybe you should go and help them” he laughed but instead of responding how you really wanted to and hit him across the face with fire you simply smiled “very interesting Tony I will look into it and now if you will please leave me and my friend alone”
He looked slightly taken aback, you normally fought back and hard when he turned up, interesting he’d have to remember that “okay well I’ll see you later at the club Y/n, young human hope you have a nice night”
He left without another word and your whole body relaxed, you felt Wanda move around and stand in front of you “strippers?”
You shook your head “they’re not strippers, we have dancers at the club and I’m in charge of making sure they’re okay and if they need anything, nothing seedy”
Wanda laughed “it doesn’t matter, you’re the devil I know you’re probably not a monogamous being” she kissed your cheek and headed for the door waiting for you
You quickly followed her and when she tried to open the door you slammed it shut leaning your body close into her and whispering into her ear “no, no you’re mine and you won’t be treated like some second rate prostitute, this little emotional talk we had where I told you how I feel won’t happen again if you’re not going to take it seriously, got it?”
Wanda was generally stunned in that moment, your eyes turned to their dark red and she didn’t know what to say “I- I I’m sorry” she whispered looking down avoiding your harsh gaze
“Look at me pretty girl” she did so and you offered her a small smile “my pretty assistant, you need to eat, now come on” you kissed her forehead softly manoeuvring you both and leaving the room
Wanda was still a little nervous but relaxed a little when she felt your hand in her own walking through the house, what a fun time she was having, at least she had a partner? Right? Sure let’s call it that
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Nat had brought the food you wanted but decided she wanted to sleep with her girlfriend instead of eating with the two of you
“I hope you like Chinese food, I know humans eat anything but they’ve become vegetarian or that vegan thing, I gotta tell you none of it matters, when they come to hell they’ll get raw meat for the rest of eternity”
Wanda took one of the boxes and examining it “I’m not a vegan or vegetarian so it’s okay” she went to sit down at the table but you redirected her “you sit on the table in front of me, cozy”
“Okay”
You sat down with Wanda sat on the table, eating in silence for a while before Wanda stretched her neck “could I sit somewhere properly? My back and neck are getting sore”
“Come here” she shuffled off the table into your arms in a comfortable hug on your lap “are you sleepy honey?”
“Hmm” she hummed letting herself fall asleep in your hold “I’ll take that as a yes” you chuckled to yourself stroking her back in a soothing manner, staying in this position for a while you began closing your eyes drifting off but the door opened and in quickly came Carol
“Y/n! What are you doing?!”
Your father was testing you, you were absolutely being tested and your patience was wearing so fucking thin
You refused to open your eyes but did respond to the shrieking demon “Carol you don’t have to be here so why are you here?”
You sensed another figure enter the room and groaned knowing full well who it was “oh here she is, the king of hell, still trying to take over my domain?”
The woman chuckled settling in the chair next to yours reaching her hand out to touch Wanda’s shoulder making her jolt awake “hi pretty girl, are you okay?”
Wanda glanced up at you seemingly asking for help which you did pulling yourself and Wanda away from the table “If you don’t mind Valkyrie Wanda and I are going to go and get some rest, send my regards to Thor and Loki”
The woman nodded “and what about Hela?”
“Tell her to go fuck herself”
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“Here we are my little human” you gently placed Wanda on the new bed and she looked around suspiciously “this isn’t the room i was in earlier?”
“No this is my room, I told you you’re mine, so you’ll never leave my side and this bed is very comfortable”
Wanda sat herself up on the edge of the bed looking around at the minimal decoration around the room “there isn’t much stuff in here”
You hummed turning to your closet removing your blazer “I’m only here at night so I feel no need for sentimental possessions” you finished removing your blazer and just about finished taking your shirt off when you heard Wanda gasp
“Are you okay over there Wanda? Never seen a woman shirtless before?” Chuckling to yourself you didn’t notice Wanda staring at the side of your ribs “what happened to your ribs?”
You looked down realising just how dark your large bruising was “oh yeah I forgot about that, it’s just something from the other day, it doesn’t hurt”
Before you could do anything else Wanda came towards you touching the bruising and you suddenly felt pain and winced “doesn’t hurt? Why’d you flinch?”
You pulled away sharply from her touch “it never hurts, I’m the devil nothing hurts me, how’d you do that?”
Wanda stepped backwards from you scared you were really mad at her “I-I didn’t do anything! I promise!”
“Okay okay let’s just calm down, it’s fine maybe I’m just tired” your gaze landed on a scared looking Wanda and your heart sank, even though it didn’t really work obviously something in you broke
“Hey I promise it’s okay, I am the devil Wanda only god can really hurt me and he’s not gonna do that since he’ll have to look over hell if he does”
Wanda nodded and started playing with her hands, a nervous habit you noticed her doing once in the day “do you need any sleepwear or do you sleep naked?”
The sudden change in conversation made Wanda a little less nervous “erm I think I’d prefer some sleepwear”
You shrugged “suit yourself, here you go” you threw her a shirt that you wore earlier in the day and Wanda looked it over “you want me to wear your top? Like a conquest trophy?”
“Have I not already conquered you?” You disappeared into your closet for a moment and reappearing in a shirt top and boxers?
“Are you wearing boxers? Aren’t they for men?” Wanda had quickly changed into the top you threw her and got under the covers as to keep her modesty
“Clothes aren’t gender orientated Wanda and I like my boxers” you climbed in bed next to her bringing her close to you
“We have a quiet day tomorrow, maybe I’ll get you a cute collar to match your hair” she turned to face you snuggling into your neck “I’m still really really confused about everything and I’m scared”
You let her mould herself into you and felt her heart rate slow as she let sleep take over her body “I’ll take care of you Wanda, you’ll never have to work or worry about anything ever again I promise”
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