#Innuendo?

[coveredinbees]

Gone and bloody made a gif, didn't I?

#Innuendo? #More like “In-your-endo” #jonathan bailey #critics choice awards

[evilhorse]

Doom over Gayland

#more fun comics #green arrow #oliver queen #speedy #roy harper #amusement park #gayland #innuendo? #devil #uh oh #huh #gay #mort weisinger #george papp #dc comics #comics #40s comics #golden age comics

[elegomez]

rejected children's poem #3: Morning Jackson

Poor Morning Jackson! He's feeling real blue. He used to be a sailor, He used to drink hooch. He has a missing eye! But I make him feel dry. My poor Morning Jackson, Whatever shall we do?

I'm a silly old biddy; A bother and a bore. He should have found another, A pretty little… Chores in the morning Chores in the e-ve-ning Now the butter's churning The bread is-a leav-e-ning.

It's me and Morning Jackson In a village on a hill. He sighs about the quiet, But our nights are full of thrill. We bounce upon the bed frame, We give the cat a fright! How many ceiling beams Will we break tonight?

(my original work, best for jumping rope to.)

#original poetry #poetry #writing #Not sure if I should tag this as nsft #Innuendo? #I am sorry to the several people I probably gave an aneurysm with the implied pronunciation of leavening #But also god is dead and i can do whatever I want. #ele gomez

[prokopetz]

My father does gardening for his health, which is great in principle, but it also means I just had to listen to a 67-year-old man spend several minutes explaining how, in his exact words, hoeing keeps him limber.

#life #innuendo

[shiftythrifting]

👀 👀 👀

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #savers #for only 50 cent #lmao #innuendo #things that hit different on tumblr

[deep-sea-anemone]

Yes, yes, Sanji letting Zoro help in the kitchen by letting him chop vegetables because he's good with pointy objects.

BUT. Have you considered?

They live in a world without most electrical appliances. A FUCKTON of physical labor goes into baking (and keep in mind how often Sanji bakes treats for the girls).

Sanji being tired (physically) and not feeling like taking 10 min to whip whipped cream. Being tired (mentally) of Zoro making fun of him for never working out. Sanji saying "fuck it" and just starts putting him to work.

The foccacia dough needs to be kneaded? "Have fun working a sticky mess for 20 minutes, asshole"

Need meringue? "No, STIFF peaks marimo. Don't tell me you're wimping out already"

"Are you even TRYING to flatten that steak Marimo?"

"Yes, it needs whipped cream. YES, I know you just made some yesterday. We need more"

Zoro's shoulders are burning but he's trying SO HARD not to lose face with the cook and meanwhile Sanji is silently losing it at Zoro's shock that cooking can in fact be a workout

#zosan #sanji #zoro #strawhats #op #one piece #this post brought to you by my burning shoulders #i love bread but damn #also i have made whipped cream by hand before #yes it was a complete pain. #would not recommend #i think im gonna start tagging these posts #maybe..... #anime posting #? #good as anything for now i guess #...ok i realize schnitzel isnt baking but my point still stands #also #rereading this #beating meat #stiff #sticky mess #good lord there's just a whole host of innuendo here #obviously this could be platonic too i just automatically tag it as zosan

[trek-tracks]

Star Trek craft book, I am begging you to describe this craft project in literally any other combination of words

#star trek #star trek tos #star trek aos #jim kirk #spock #captain kirk #star trek crafts #cw suggestive phrasing #cw innuendo

[nightthinker-08]

She tried to make some instant ramen

Here's the context lol Also sorry I could not be bothered to give Ragatha some frilly nightgown for her sleep clothes, lets just say she's a bit butch here okay? 😌

#my art #the amazing digital circus #tadc #pomni tadc #ragatha tadc #buttonblossom #kinda? #that was not an intentional innuendo on Ragatha's part btw alksnd #I only noticed when someone pointed it out to me :'D

[t4t4tclethian]

i do honestly think the biggest success of the life series is how fun they are. and how funny they are as well. like tragedies where everyone dies at the end and the love was there but didn't change anything and everyone is Doomed By The Narrative? you can get that anywhere. but i think the life series is unique in that after third life everyone Knows how it'll end and are having soso much fun along the way

#even in third life it's like. cleo nearly dies to a tree!! that's funny as hell!! #they crack jokes. they make innuendos. they have Fun with their Friends #we treat it as an angsty death tragedy because of that whole 'fandom filling in the holes' thing

[prettyboysonice]

i can not get over the fact that yuri on ice blew up the internet, garnered a massive following, became so relevant within figure skating that we had miu suzaki and ryuichi kihara's ice dance routine to 'yuri on ice', and NONE OF THAT was enough for mappa to continue the project.

#also i'm gonna say it #homophobia #because there was no way ice ado could avoid addressing viktor's sexuality #they'd have to stop using innuendo eventually #yuri on ice #ice ado

[strawlessandbraless]

Something about how Dean never had any faith in god because he put it all in Cas

#I’m sorry #i don’t know why i’m like this #innuendo #but also like very serious #never capitalize the g in god when referring to Chuck #supernatural #spn #dean winchester #destiel #mythology #castiel #deancas #misha collins #jensen ackles #spn crack #chuck shurley

[keepersofmyheart]

He loooks better than what he is fixing. If I am honest 🥰😚

Castella cake

“Who comes first ? Normally the guy !!”

🤣🤣🤣

#b dylan hollis #chef #gay chef #scrumptious #deserts #recipes #he loves it #castella cake #food porn #innuendos alert ‼️ #he makes me smile #everyday #and I am so thankful for that

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Turtle Takedown Teamwork.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #lan wangji #tulu xuanwu #Something about changing the action sequence to something gentle is hilarious to me. #The lesson here is “Be nice to turtles. They are gentle creatures. And many are very endangered.” #don't get me wrong here; I love this scene a lot. LWJ's string technique is one of my favoyrite things. #We do get a fair amount of LWJ fighting but I always loved how the theme of strings comes into play. #There is actually a lot to unpack with LWJ being associate with 'strings'. #The musicianship: Of dedication and rigor in one's practice. #The tension between following along a path or composing your own way forwards (playing what has been written vs composing) #A string is a tightly coiled/taunt entity; The same tension that makes it sing so beautifully can be it's downfall if pushed too hard. #And as a non-musical string - something that binds. Be it to his sect and family or how he binds his fate to WWX - #LWJ cannot exist without his binds. It is not something which ties him down though. It keeps him together. #And he himself *is* a bind. He 'ties wwx down' in ways that are initially negatively viewed ('come to gusu' - feels like: come be trapped) #But later it is shown how (despite being introduced as a free spirit) WWX truly wants to be bound to something and someone. #Marriage is a bind he wants. He wants to be tied and grounded by LWJ. #It's starting to sound like innuendo. Let's call his fondness for being literally tied up smart thematic writing. #Finally. Sex scenes that are important to the plot and characters

[xiaoming56]

Ive fallen into the Medical Malpractice Show rabbit hole...

#binged it all n was nvr the same after that ending #fellas issit queerbait if they rode off into the sunset (daylight but same same) tgt on their cool bikes to enjoy a last hurrah #also the fact that the show has Innuendos ™️abt who tops will never not b funny to me #house md #dr house #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #hate crimes md

[blairpfaff]

I never thought I would be saying that sentence to you today. Under this lighting.

#don't know why i'm surprised that they somehow managed to make a conversation about potatoes into an innuendo #andrew scott #paul mescal #edits

[radiopookie]

i LOVE creating the most outrageous innuendos whilst being a sex-repulsed, aroace person LOL

i could say the most craziest, sexual thing but i never actually mean it, and it's so funny to see my friends' reactions

#aroace #asexual #aromantic #asexuality #innuendos #sillyposting #random post #random