#James would NOT want to be there

[incorrectlasthours]

Thomas: I knew I was gay when I was eight years old, at a sleepover.

Thomas: One of the other guys asked me who was my celebrity crush, and I couldn’t think of a girl celebrity that I’d even considered, so I panicked and said Queen Victoria.

James:

Christopher:

Matthew: You do realize that’s when the rest of us learned you were gay, right?

Thomas:

Thomas: Well, I realize that now.

#PLEASE READ MY TAGS HERE!! HEADCANON #I’d pay cassie to write a fic of the merry thieves having a sleepover when they were eight #James would NOT want to be there #poor boy is reading in the corner and asking aunt sophie to call his mom to pick him up haha #Matthew would have TOO MUCH ENERGY like boy is bouncing off the walls excited #sophie and Gideon are like TAKE THE SUGAR AWAY but it’s too late #Matthew has already eaten all the candy and drank half the soda #Christopher is zoned out 99.99% of the time #only focuses when he realizes Thomas is gay #and little Thomas is yelling like EVERYONE *cough* Matthew *cough* SHUT UP BEFORE MY PARENTS HEAR #incorrect last hours #the last hours #tlh #thomas lightwood #alastair carstairs #thomastair #james herondale #christopher lightwood #matthew fairchild #original: unknown

[wolfythewitch]

in another life, I would have really liked just doing laundry and taxes with you

#chinoy tim you are so special to me #also additional context sasha doesnt speak chinese for the purposes of this drawing #a little secret confession if you will #art #tma #the magnus archives #tim stoker #timothy stoker #sasha james #this isnt a direct translation the og is more like “would still really want to” but the caption is the eng sub version

[courfee]

oby jeggy is a different kind of dsfkdsf so here is them from the first fic in that series, i will touch you with my mind by my love @itsjaywalkers

#i fully ignored how cars work man there is a steering wheel somewhere technically #i looked at so many reference pictures of car interiors and realised #(after already having commited to the angle) #that this is not a view you could get from two people sitting in the front seat of a car. but alas. we ignore cars #less ignorable is the fact that somehow not just the car anatomy but also the people anatomy in this would just not work. how do legs ????? #i tried my best but even 24601 references couldnt help me out here so eh... #but laurie screamed at me about this yesterday so id say i succeded in what i had actually wanted to accomplish :) #jegulus #jegulus fanart #marauders fanart #regulus black #james potter #james x regulus #marauders #regulus black fanart #james potter fanart #starchaser #sunseeker #regulus x james #marauders era #hp #mine #my art

[lexithwrites]

Tbh, if James and Regulus were in a secret relationship or a friends with benefits thing, I don’t think James would mind it. People not knowing? Exciting. Best friends little brother? Scandalous. But the fact that Regulus Black wants to keep him all to himself? James would be giggling and kicking his goddamn feet girl he’d feel so special—

#omfg he wants to keep ME his dirty little secret??? #absolutely #legit James would love it #the marauders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #random hc #starchaser #sunseeker #james potter x regulus black #regulus black x james potter

[danceinthunder]

Can you imagine how flustered James would be when he and Regulus start dating and Regulus starts actually being really affectionate and soft with him?

Like of course Regulus still teasingly bullies him (it’s one of his love languages and James loves it dw) but when he starts also complimenting him and giving him random hugs and stuff? James would melt and blush and not know how to respond.

And Regulus would love the fact he can shut James up better than anyone so he’d just do it all the time. Everyone round Hogwarts would be so confused about how The Regulus Black, who seemingly only had two moods: indifference and annoyance, suddenly started being so sweet and soft to James Potter.

He’d chase him down the halls when he forgot a textbook in his room calling for his “Sunshine” and James would be speed walking away blushing the entire time but absolutely adoring the attention at the same time.

#dead gay wizards #mauraders #regulus black #james potter #jegulus #starchaser #I think regulus would actually like a certain amount of PDA #he’s been brought up without reciprocated love and doesn’t want James to ever feel like he isn’t adored #and James loves regulus loudly by accident because the poor lad can’t do anything quietly

[yuki119]

My final contribution for the Freaks of Nature steddie zine I did last year! Inspired by Dio's Holy Diver album cover 🤘😈🤘

#my art #steddie #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things #ronnie james dio would want this to happen

[killjoy-prince]

House M.D. but it's when Wilson says House's name

#house md #james wilson #prince's talk tag #finally!!! it's done! this and the house version took almost two weeks to do #first off thank you to the clinic-duty team on livejournal for making the transcripts for these episodes #because this video would be near impossible to make without their clear transcripts. I hope y'all are doing well #ive been reading a lot of fics with these two and i see how the authors have the characters refer to each other in their fics #and that got me wondering how much do they say each other's name in the show and how do they refer to each other #since this is the wilson video ill put his stats here #s1 was 11 times s2 was 18 s3 was 45 s4 was 32 s5 was 41 s6 was 60 s7 was 47 and s8 was 48 #in total he says his name 302 times. Mostly refers to him just by House #the only time I've heard him say his first name its when he's being professional or when he's really angry (and that one time he proposed) #and even then it's always the full name not just the first name #the only instance I've seen him use just his first name was on that note he put on House's xmas gift that we see in season 5 #and as much as I wanted to put that moment in here he never actually says the contents of the note out loud so i had to leave it out #but what surprised me was he says House's name more than House says his name #especially when the earlier seasons didn't have him say his name as much

[ye-olde-trojan-horse]

forget black cat regulus animagus… may I present:

#so squish #but so death #hehehe #I want to squish it #but also ✨afraid✨ #james potter would also squish it #I know this for a fact #regulus black #black cat animagus #marauders era #jegulus #james potter #starchaser #marauders

[kk1smet]

It’s just the messy hair (would run his hands on it), those ugly forest-green eyes (would stare at them all day) and his towering savior title that made him look taller. Really.

Previous Harry was supposed to be this but the beard and long hair just spilled out. Your reactions were lovely (and quite feral), and I share the same sentiment, folks. I really do.

#That’s what Draco firmly believes and wants everyone to know #I am feral about big and buff and tall Harry #Also because I think Draco would despise and love it at the same time #Kismet Draws #wip as per usual #my art #drarry #draco malfoy #harry james potter #artists on tumblr

[chasingthestarss]

Regulus Headcanon:

He knows a bunch of languages, it was something he was interested in and he actually learned them unlike Sirius. Pandora is Greek and sometimes she will ramble in Greek and Regulus matches her. Remus speaks Dutch and more often then not uses it for cursing but Regulus call him out every time. Lily learned German and gets really frustrated when Regulus knows it too. Hogwarts may have people from all over but generally Regulus can understand basically anyone it’s his biggest flex.

But he doesn’t know Hindi and of course that is the language James speaks. And Regulus doesn’t understand him. It drives him crazy. But James loves speaking Hindi to Regulus because he knows that Regulus doesn’t understand him.

#marauders era #dead gay wizards #regulus black #sirius black #james potter #remus lupin #jegulus #moonwater #regulus black headcanons #jegulus headcanon #indian james potter #James potter speaks Hindi #Regulus Black does not #and he is livid #he would probably try to learn it and fail every time #because knowing a language has never been more important #so of course now his winning streak of learning a language fluently fails #Sirius thinks it’s hilarious and starts to learn from Effie #because he wants to one up Reggie

[claybyte]

strongly dislike the idea that harry would become an auror after the war. give the boy a break. he deserves to live in a little cabin in complete isolation for a few years to discover himself

#he only fought voldemort and saved the wizarding world because he had to #because he was groomed to #not because he wanted to #do i think he possibly could have started auror training because thats what was expected of him? #yeah sure #do i think it would then immediately trigger ptsd and his friends urge him to quit? #very much so #give him a break to get to know himself #he shouldn't have to fight anymore #harry potter #hjp #harry james potter

[wilsonsmcgillsweatshirt]

"Deep inside, Wilson believes that if he cares enough, he'll never have to die."

What the fuck were the House writers on

#how am i supposed to live laugh love in these conditions #this quote is attempted murder #i cant live like this #This also puts the scene were Wilson tells House he wishes he was more of an asshole into perspective #“i wish i had been more a selfish jerk” “youd still have cancer” “atleast id feel like i deserved it” #because wilson spent his whole life helping people because some part of him genuinely believed that he would live a very long good life #as long as he was doing good and helping people #but in the end none of it mattered and in his mind he wasted his entire life being overly good when he couldve just lived how he wanted #because in the end it didnt make any difference #brb sobbing #thats why when people act like wilson is the devil for saying that to house i lose 5 years of my life #house md #house #greg house #james wilson #gregory house #hilson #hate crimes md #hatecrimes md #wilson #housemd

[papertowness]

most unrealistic thing ab house is people acting like james wilson isn’t funny as hell

#like when he and house are eating in the cafeteria and house is on his ‘ stacy is still in love with me ‘ stint #and wilson is like ‘ yes i’m with you these makes complete sense ‘ #or when house was in the mri machine and wilson was like ‘ house . this is God . ‘ #when he was playing poker with cuddy and house was on the phone with him so he was talking in ‘ code ‘ #when house was using his office because he wanted his carpet back and wilson walks in and he’s like #‘ hm . that’s weird . the door says james wilson . what a crazy typo ‘ ( or smth ) #when he and cuddy are in the stairwell and cuddy is like ‘ are we here to hide from house ‘ and he’s like ‘ unless you wanna make out ‘ 😭😭 #please his deadpan deliveries always take me the fuck out #motherfucker has me crying from laughing so hard sometimes . james if i was there i would laugh at all your bits #house #house md #james wilson #houseposting #lgbtq #lgbt

[avastyetwats]

Captain Charles Vane saving Captain James Flint.

Bonus:

#black sails #james flint #charles vane #flane #toby stephens #zach mcgowan #pirates #HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO CASTOR #a birthday gift for you <3 #fornassau #izzyeffinhands #you've been wanting a flane gifset and i've been wanting to make one and i thought this would be perfect for you xD #for us both and our flane! #i still laugh at the scene of them sitting on the chairs side by side #flint looks so annoyed to be sitting next to charles lmao #i hope you like this <3 #i'll do more in the future!

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #eric foreman #house's ball #screencap #s01e03 “Occam's Razor” #hilson #*waits until foreman out the door* #- I WANT YOU #ok! :) #longpost #long post #using fucking “ergo” would turn you on #of course. freak

[camellcat]

lose my mind every time the doctor takes rose's last name in fics. brilliant, amazing, splendid, absolutely perfect.

like, what do you MEAN she'd be the one to change her last name? he doesn't even HAVE a bloody name like us! plus, she's rose tyler. you think he's going to want that to be different? it's the doctor and rose tyler in the tardis (or I suppose whatever they do in pete's world, but that's still the doctor and rose tyler having their new adventure)!!

she's rose tyler and he is whatever-he-wants tyler. end of discussion. the whole pond diabolical should've been clue enough imo

#sorry but I cannot stand it #and I keep being forced to anyways #she is ROSE TYLER #like how amy is amy pond. and not amy williams. because she's amy pond. #well rose is rose is rose and I HATE rose smith/noble sorry I've said my truth #like... rose SMITH? what? that doesn't. that's not. no. that doesn't sound right. that doesn't... fit. #I just cannot imagine in any universe or au where the doctor would want her to change her name. I literally cannot. #he wouldn't want to change a damn thing about her and her name is just so. it's her. it's beautiful. I've ran out of good words. fantastic! #he should take her last name just sayin #very passionately saying ahahahaha #this feels aggressive and like I'm getting onto people for writing these. I'm not. I just also have a very strong opinion about this lol #I just don't think you understand what it does to me when I see the doctor take her last name. I simply don't think you do #john tyler. james tyler. whatever tyler. hngk #timepetals #tenrose #tentoorose #tenth doctor #tentoo #rose tyler #doctor who