#Quote Whoring

[quotespile]

Morality, too, is a question of time.

Gabriel García Márquez, Memories of My Melancholy Whores

#literature #quotes #Gabriel García Márquez #Memories of My Melancholy Whores #quote #books #lit

[rosetterer]

i can't believe that i thought for a second that they wouldn't make buck bi this season when they had him wear this damn outfit

#that outfit is so bisexual and no as a bisexual I will not explain #911 abc #those pants especially #bucktommy #evan buckley #911 on abc #buddie #911 #shit quality gifs but still #bisexuality #queer #canon bisexual character #what's that quote??? about men's waists #let me find it #men's waist be so small like what do you need that small waist for? for other men to grab it? whore. #that's the one

[yourgalgremlin]

I started my 1st Marauders fic 1 year ago TODAY.

How it’s been going ✨in 5 words or less✨:

I’m Collecting Kinks Like Horcruxes.

#Horcrux? More like whore-crux #Gotta catch ‘em all (& destroy them to kill a guy) #james potter is a himbo #cowboy remus agenda #marauders smut #marauders era #marauders #hp marauders #jegulus #wolfstar #james potter #sirius black #regulus black #remus lupin #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders incorrect quotes

[padawansuggest]

Cody: Ugh.

Obi-Wan: What???

Cody: I swear to god, if you ask Boga if she ‘wants to go walkies’ in that high pitched tone that gets her all excited, one more time-

Obi-Wan: Sometimes we have to get them excited for the walkies!

Cody: She’s a twenty-six foot lizard! She spun in a circle and threw me into a wall! She’s gonna step on the wrong Jedi master one day and kill them!

Obi-Wan: Oh you’re being dramatic.

Cody: What if she steps on Master Yaddle and initiate Grogu one day, huh??? Are they gonna survive her big paws??

Obi-Wan: I notice how you left Grandmaster out of that scenario.

Cody: He made me drink swamp water last week and told me it was tea! I won’t cry at his funeral and now I’m determined to outlive him!

Obi-Wan: Babe. It’s traditional for the lineage. Normally he gets us with it when we’re still tiny, but it provides very important bacteria for gut health. I used to be intolerant to most Mandalorian seed spices before he gave it to me.

Cody: …so he wasn’t just torturing his new bu’ad-in-law?

Obi-Wan: Two things can be possible.

#star wars #obi wan kenobi #incorrect star wars quotes #clone wars #incorrect clone wars quotes #commander cody #codywan #boga #post clone wars #Yoda #notice how Obi used adhd logic to get him to stop being annoyed at the baby voice #boga deserves the baby voice and to be excited over walkies!!!! #meanwhile in the background boga is bullying Anakin and neither of them care #as long as she leaves the twins alone she can bully him all she wants #I MESSED UP AND PUT BOBA NOT BOGA AND NONE OF YOU CORRECTED ME YOU WHORES #srsly tho I’m imagining someone asking boba if he wants to go on walkies and he straight up mauls them

[kibo-ichiro]

They hate me for being a slut to be honest. And maybe also the killings too, but that’s unlikely.

Callisto Regulus talking about his family

#Saw this and immediately remembered the “callisto you golden whore!” post #so I had to use it #callisto regulus #villains are destined to die #meme #death is the only ending for the villainess #ditoeftv #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #funny

[quotespile]

I became aware that the invincible power that has moved the world is unrequited, not happy, love.

Gabriel García Márquez, Memories of My Melancholy Whores

#literature #quotes #Gabriel García Márquez #Memories of My Melancholy Whores #quote #books #lit

[shit-people-probably-didnt-say]

Diego: I can be compassionate

Five: You just called your brother a whore

Diego: *Scoffs* Like thats the worst thing Ive ever called him

Allison: It gets worse??

#tua #you decide which brother #most will assume klaus #but consider we’ve seen Luther sleep with 2 women and Klaus’ Dave was off screen implied #also fyi whores dont exist #sleep with the entire consenting human population if you want #break the world record for shagging #is there a world record? if not go forth and make one #tua shitpost #five hargreeves #tua incorrect quotes #the umbrella academy #tw: sex shaming #diego hargreeves

[somnambulant-snowball]

[image descriptions: Chahut is at a festival. she says "hot girl summer is over". the scene changes and she's now in front of a haunted house. she continues "it's officially time for haunted whore Halloween!" / end ID]

text sources: mikaababy on tumblr]

good news and bad news! but not in that order.

#hiveswap #friendsim #hiveswap friendsim #Chahut Maenad #incorrect quotes #textpost #cw whore? #nsfw-ish #described

[booksandpaperss]

saying Steve is a slut isn’t slut shaming it’s a canonical fact the duffers told me themselves ❤️

#to quote stav #the duffers have been whoring out steve the whole show #anyways I’m referencing a post from days ago but it’s ok this post is mostly for rori

[skitskatdacat63]

The true old man fucker behavior is simping over historical figures

#fernando alonso this mark webber that 🥱🙄 #arthur wellesley 1st duke of wellington 😍😍😍 #im so sorry #i just have these weird moments when im in a museum or when im looking at Wikipedia #and im looking at some historical figure like 'why he kinda 😳' #you guys know my weird obsession with napoleon i digress #i wanted to see who was on the other side for Waterloo bcs au ideas and all that #and why he kinda 🫣🫣🫣 #also Napoleon II was kinda a twink hehehe #and pls tell me why i was reading Napoleon's wikipedia and kinda being 🤭 over him #ngl in the personality/image section of his wikipedia theres a lot of nando coded stuff #such as: #surrounding himself with taller men that called him affectionate nicknames abt his height. okay. whore. #AND ALSO #'he had to win at everything he attempted' that is literally almost verbatim what nando said abt himself in his documentary #please someone stop me from making a quote comparison post about that #most normal behavior: saying fernando is napoleon coded #but seriously i think their personalities are not that different #in the au i think nando would be napoleon actually bcs of renault and bcs of the thematic similarities #would being in McHonda and then his retirement be being sent to Saint Helena? #....is Aston Martin the Waterloo before Elba....... #the parallels are paralleling! #just wanted to joke about my weirdness abt historical figures and then gave my thesis abt Napoleon = Fernando #i apologize(thats a lie) #catie.rambling.txt

[a-lil-perspective]

Hunter: Thank you, Tech, thank you, Wrecker, for all your help.

Crosshair: What about me? You didn’t thank me.

Hunter: You didn’t do anything.

Crosshair: I like being thanked.

#no one: #crosshair: *attention whore* #lmao I imagine it’s like the boys pitched in to help move baby furniture or som #and crosshair was crosshair about it but cyare thanked him anyway XD #incorrect quotes #incorrect bad batch quotes #bad batch incorrect quotes #tbb incorrect quotes #the bad batch #bad batch #clone force 99 #crosshair #crosshair baby bitch #crosshair bad batch #clone trooper crosshair #sergeant hunter #hunter bad batch #papa hunterverse #shitposts #it’s a lil thing