#So cool that mom knows I'm gay now so that I can do this stuff in the first place

[future-dregs]

Just went on a twenty minute-ish long rant to my mother about the relationship dynamics in Free

...I haven't watched it in over two years

#What IS IT about this show???? #It inflicts madness upon me #Free! Iwatobi Swim Club #Chit-chat #So cool that mom knows I'm gay now so that I can do this stuff in the first place #I pulled out my interest/obsession chart and I think one of the phrases I used was #'Either kiss or get or get out the gym!" #In reference to the trainers in the last season #It was actually kind of ......'free'-ing to be able say 'he's in love with HIM' out loud like that

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Chaggie AU where Vaggie is a member of a holy order devoted to slaying monsters. As part of her becoming a holy knight, she must commune with an Angel to be granted their divine power... only something goes wrong with the ritual, and the being that appears before her is none other than the Princess of Hell.

Lute: “Gay?! She’s supposed to be HOLY!”

Adam: “Yeah, hot.”

Lute: “…let. Me. See. That. SuMMOnINg sCRiPTuRE.”

Adam: “Sure thing dude. Here.”

Lute: “This isn’t a holy rite, this is… WRITINGS OF SAPPHO!”

Adam: "Heh, heathen and homoerotic. WLWhoops?"

-

Charlie: “You should really be more careful next time!"

Vaggie: "Uh."

Charlie: "Lot’s of other demons would be thrilled to get yanked into the mortal world without a circle of binding to hold them- especially by someone as cute as you-

Vaggie: "Excuse me?"

Charlie: "And when I say thrilled, I mean in the blood and guts and screaming kinda way, NOT just in the 'can feel hellfire in my cheeks' kinda way. Safe summoning is important!!”

Vaggie: “Why’re you drawing the circle in yourself, then. With your… claws.”

Charlie: “Because you didn’t?” (dusts fire off her hands) “Anyway you should be good now, ask me anything!”

Vaggie: “You’re seriously not taking advantage of being summoned but not bound?"

Charlie: "I'm taking advantage of the view!"

Charlie: (beat)

Charlie: "Of the, mortal world, I am enjoying the pretty scenery."

Vaggie: "It's dark."

Charlie: "I'm enjoying the beautiful knight. Night. Night without a 'K'. Not knight like YOU'RE a knight, not that you aren't beautiful-"

Vaggie: "I'm. What."

Charlie: "The one who should be talking now! Not me. I think I've done enough talking for now. I think I'm good on having said stuff recently. I think I should be quiet for a bit."

Vaggie: (gay) (not immune to adorable ladies) "WHY are you here. You're not, what I expected."

Charlie: “I'm not the usual demon- As hell princess I get first dibs on all summons! After dad anyway.”

Vaggie: (of COURSE she's a princess) “Why answer this one.”

Charlie: “You’re missing an eye? It looks painful?"

Vaggie: "...so?

Charlie: "?? I thought maybe you wanted help with that.”

Vaggie: "It's a penance. You can't help with it."

Charlie: "oh."

Vaggie: “...That’s it? You're not here for anything else?”

Charlie: “….”

Charlie: “You um. You look very cool in that armor.” (cringes) “Awesome.” (cringes more)

Vaggie: “Are you a siren or a succubus or something.”

Charlie: “What!? No! No I’m just, I just think girls are hot! Cool! You look great!! …girls all look great, and you’re a girl, and you…”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “Do you need any demons slayed?”

Charlie: “Ahaa, no.”

Vaggie: “Holy quests completed?”

Charlie: “No?”

Vaggie: “Are you gonna eat me.”

Charlie: “N-not on the first date- I- OH YOU MEAN ACTUALLY-? No no no! I don’t, I’m, I don’t eat souls. Or people.”

Vaggie: “So what’s the catch here. The price.”

Charlie: “Nothing. I just wanted to help.”

Charlie: “Okay and maaaaybe have a nice conversation for once. Kinda short on them in hell.”

Vaggie: “… is there ANYTHING I can help you with?”

Charlie: “Well I just broke up with-”

Vaggie: “I’ll kill them.”

Charlie: “-and I could really use a date for the ball, I mean! No killing needed!! Dad isn’t going again, mom’s um, busy. And it’ll be a lot less awkward if I already have a dance partner, you know?”

Vaggie: “You want me to find you a dance partner.”

Charlie: “Oh no I, I was hoping- do YOU dance?”

Vaggie: "Me."

Charlie: "If you want to?"

Vaggie: “You’re asking me to go to hell.”

Charlie: “Shit. Right, dumb idea. It’s my home but, yeah. It’s not like anyone enjoys being here.”

Vaggie: (fuck she's cute) (fuck she's SAD)

Vaggie: “No one does? What about you?”

Charlie: “I… just wish the people would be nicer. A place is the people who live there, right?”

Vaggie: “…”

Vaggie: “I’ll come.”

Charlie: “You wha?”

Vaggie: “I’ll come to the dance.”

Charlie: "But- hell! Why-"

Vaggie: "Hell’s a better place than I thought."

Charlie: "You've never even BEEN here!"

Vaggie: "I've met you."

Charlie: ".... I'm not... the usual demon."

Vaggie: "I'll take my chances. I'll need to borrow a dress though. All I have up here is, armor."

Charlie: "I can, I can change that. A dress. N- no problem."

Vaggie: "It's a deal then." (holds out hand) "A dance for a dress?"

Charlie: (takes her hand and shakes it eagerly while bowing) "ITS A DATE!"

Vaggie: (chuckles) "Yeah, I guess that's a better word for it."

Charlie: "And I PROMISE when we dance I WON'T trample your toes with my hooves!"

Vaggie: "... should I just keep the sabatons on?"

Charlie: "I promise to find you a dress that goes good with your armored shoes so your toes don't get trampled on."

Vaggie: "We're gonna be quite the pair, aren't we."

Charlie: "Heheh~"

-

Lute: "WHAT HAPPENED WHY WAS THERE FIRE AND BRIMSTONE INSTEAD OF HOLY LIGHT WHY WERE YOU COMMUNING WITH A FIEND SO LONG IS IT DEAD DID YOU KILL IT???"

Vaggie: "Does taking her heart count?"

Adam: "Whoooo VaGEEE! Totally FUCKED that demon huh!!"

Vaggie: "Mm, not totally sir."

Vaggie: (smiling) (softly to herself) "Not on the first date."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #lute hazbin hotel #adam hazbin hotel #silly girlfriend summoning au #incorrect quotes #first part taken from the emperor's new groove- please imagine lute and adam as kronk and yzma #anyway diversity win! #the holy knight and demon princess who fall in love are both queer!! #and dumb! #it will turn out great im sure

[sciderman]

Sci ngl i assumed you were a cis gay dude back when i was obsessively reading your spiderpool stuff as a teenager. I’m a gay trans man and your comics always felt like a warm hug, truly my comfort doom scrolling — so it’s kinda nice to find out we’re more similar than id thought

bless you anon!! it's a pleasure having you, and i'm so, so glad my comics can be a cozy comfort for you!! kissing you so sweetly

you know, it's kind of funny, i've had an overwhelming response of people who've said they've just assumed i was male by the vibes i radiate and i'm not entirely sure what it means. i'm know you all mean it very reaffirmingly but it leaves me with a lot of questions. like, questions that i want to do further research into.

is there a masculine dialect? like how there are regional dialects? is that a thing? i kind of want to study this now. can you tell someone's gender by the way they talk like you can tell where they're from? that is so cool if it's true. how do you type like a man. what should i look for? i don't know if i've ever assumed someone's gender by the way they type. i just look at their bio and it usually says. and i kind of don't think about it when i type. i type like me. but – i think maybe i pick up the way that i talk from the media i consume (comic books) which is kind of overpoweringly male. overpoweringly populated by male characters, and written by men, y'know.

i think the way i type here on @sciderman is probably softer and more femme than the way i write on the ask-blog. on the blog when i'm answering things as Mod i kind of intentionally mimic the tone-of-voice that marvel editors use. that's an intentional choice. so - when you read what i write here it's closer to my real voice, but over on ask-spiderpool i'm putting on an act. i try to sound like a marvel editor. i call you all True Believers! it's all a persona. i think one of the things that's my strength in writing is falling into voices - i think i could be an excellent ghostwriter, if i needed to be. so very crafty at mimicry.

as a kid i always, always always would mimic the characters i liked from the movies we watched whenever i came out of the cinema. i remember doing that all the time. and it was always boys. (except frenchie from grease. she was my one female gender icon. god everyone hated me for that one. i loved doing the voice. wanted to be her so bad. wanted the pink hair. everything.)

you know,, even now The Very First thing anyone asks me when they meet me is where my accent is from, because nobody believes i'm native to london. it happened today (twice). the way i talk is a little weird. my response,, off the bat,, it's because i watched too many cartoons growing up. so,, i guess maybe i idolised too many masculine role models, and probably didn't have enough female role models. i liked the boy movies better than the girl ones. i spent more time with my dad than i did with my mom. my mom wasn't a good role model. dad says that's probably why i didn't want to be a woman. i didn't have a good role model. (sorry mom). (he's right). all kinds of variables here. i kind of want to do research into it. also i should talk to a therapist.

#sci speaks #i remember talking to someone about wade's gender feelings and how they're a result of trauma with his mother's death etc etc and. #they said it was bad of me to write that. like it's a cliché and he doesn't need trauma to feel that way. and i think that's true. but. #trauma does impact things like this. #it's just a sad truth. some quirky little bits of your identity probably do come out of some freudian thing. some childhood trauma. #some detail about your relationship with your parents. #shut UP freud stop being right about things. you suck!!!!

[novelconcepts]

Watching my mom evolve over the years has been such a fun experience. For context, she's got nine kids (at least five of whom have turned out to be queer; at least four of those have turned out to be non-binary), and for most of my life, she was just your average Gen-X Irish-Italian Catholic mom. She didn't really do vocal homophobia or whatever, but she also clearly didn't know how to handle it when her firstborn interrupted a Red Wings game to announce, "I think I'm gay." (Spoiler alert: that was me at fifteen or sixteen. In retrospect, of course the Tomboy For Life who had never been remotely interested in boys but was ALWAYS talking about actresses/female friends at school a bit too much wound up being gay. And announcing it. During a hockey game. Of course.)

She also didn't really know how to handle that same kid starting to date in college, bringing a girl home, and so on. She did a bit better when the next kid came out as a lesbian, but when that kid came out as non-binary (shout-out to that sib for doing some of the heavy lifting first), it was a whole new deal. It clearly had never crossed her mind before, that this might come up. Gay? She was figuring out gay. Gender stuff? Whew. A shiny new Pokemon of a situation.

The changed pronouns have been a bit difficult for my mom. The new names still get jumbled. (In fairness, the old names got jumbled, too--it was always a laundry list of names before she got to yours, no matter what you went by, because there were just so goddamned MANY of us.) It gets harder when she's stressed, and sometimes she just seems not to be getting it. I know it frustrates my siblings deeply. It can grate on me, too. You just want people to understand out the gate, to take you at your word, to shift gears without a slip-up. You don't want the awkward conversations, the painful skips, the rough patches. It's tempting to just give up on people if they don't stick the landing immediately.

But if you look a bit deeper, there's such a soft mama bear energy to my mom. Such a stubborn determination to get it right where it really counts. My mother, who never once skipped Sunday mass as I was growing up, has left the church completely because "they don't treat my family well." My mother, who once told me not to bring a girl home because it might confuse the youngest children, bought Converse sneakers expressly for my wedding to a woman. And my mother, who had never known the word non-binary, who didn't seem aware of the trans umbrella at all before her kids started huddling beneath it, keeps leaping to tell me all about the shows she's watching lately. The ones where "there's a non-binary character, and it's so cool that people can see that now!" The ones where "and this one is non-binary, and they're so great, and maybe it'll teach the shitty politicians of the world that they're just people, you know?"

Sometimes you just have to give people a little space. Let them stumble occasionally. They're going to. They're going to trip up. My mom hurt my feelings so many times when I was young, said so many of the wrong things right on the heels of the right ones, confused and upset me because I couldn't understand why she just didn't get it. But here she is, almost sixty years old, and so gleeful to tell me about the power of queer representation on TV. She doesn't always get it right, but goddamn, does she love her kids, and goddamn, does she want the world to love people like her kids, too.

#lgbtq #queer stuff #i love my mom #watching her go from an 'eh politics whatever' catholic to someone who actively pays attention #watching her and my dad put love is love signs up in their yard #watching them work to untangle decades of thought patterns to figure out how to support their kids and people like them #it takes time. it takes more time than you'd like sometimes. but it's been so reassuring #people change. they can grow. they can learn. and they can be powered by love above all else #that's just the fucking best #and so is my mom

[angelisgonnastartchangingurls]

robbie on a thursday

"we have to stop doing this," annie said. "eventually."

"eventually," robbie said, still breathing hard. he'd just fucked annie in the ass.

she hobbled to the bathroom and got in the shower to rinse the cum off of her back. robbie came in with her. "you have an incredible asshole," he said.

"thanks babe," she said.

she liked to think of what she was doing with robbie was purely recreational - like masturbating. but the truth was, she often felt herself craving his touch. she often thought about the way his cock felt inside her when he was cumming, the way it pulsed and twitched.

with ted out of the picture and the fall coming on strong, annie had stopped shaving her pussy completely, and that night they fell asleep with robbie's hand on her light bush. he woke her up in the morning by touching her, and then rolling her onto her stomach and fucking her from behind.

he finished on her stomach and then they laid there awhile. robbie checked his phone. he had a text from their mom, a picture of herself in bed with her panties on one thigh, touching herself. "dad was out of here early so i'm taking care of myself," she said.

"so hot," he said. "send a video."

she did as she was told, sending along a video of her fingers dancing around her cunt and playing with her clit. robbie got hard again and made a video of himself stroking his cock and sent it to her.

"so big!" she replied. then she sent a video of herself finishing. she was quite vocal. annie was taken with her breathy refraid of "fuck fuck fuck." annie helped robbie with her mouth until he was ready to cum, and then she moved away. he made a video of his cumshot and sent it to her. "amazing," she replied.

at work that day, mark came over to annie's office to tell her about a new patient. a guy his age, mark said, who was constantly comparing women he dated to his mother and finding them lacking. he said the guy would even say things like he preferred the look of his mother's trimmed pubic hair to the way the women he hooked up with shaved.

"how often was this guy seeing his mom's bush growing up?" annie asked. they were walking outside to smoke now.

"i guess like, a lot. he said in particular she was bottomless often. like, had a bad habit of spilling stuff on her pants all the time and taking them off and then not getting dressed again for a while and also apparently rarely wearing underwear."

"his mom sounds cool," annie said.

"she was really young," he said. "had him when she was fifteen, killed herself before she turned 40."

"yikes," annie said. "i mean, i get it. if you were a hot young mom and then that went away?"

"that's kind of reductive isn't it?"

"women are not very complicated," annie said. "we want to be thought of as fuckable. we want to control who thinks that and when, but we still want it to happen."

"who do you want to see you as fuckable?" mark said, not even flirting, just curious. mark had a really hot wife. annie had never even considered the possibility.

"everyone," annie said. "lately, i think i might even be... gay?"

mark chuckled. "how serious are you about that?"

"uh, well, i guess, i really do like cocks, and i want someone to get me pregnant at some point. but having sex with women is... amazing."

"i know," mark said.

"yeah," annie laughed. "wow!"

annie had two cigarettes with mark, went back up to to her office, threw up, and texted julia. "come over and eat me out tonight."

"ok," julia said. "can i bring my boyfriend?"

"no," annie said.

[gunthermunch]

[Transcript under the cut]

Luna: really, i don't know why dad struggled so much with this job. i guess he just didn't like Nancy Luna: no i'm not saying i like her, you just have to cool your mind and tolerate your boss, which Jacques never did. Luna: uh huh. [max makes some feral kid noises] Luna: uh huh. yeah. Luna: glad you're having the time of your life Hugo but i have to go, our little baby brother is ripping pages off his notebook again. Luna: luego te cuento, vale? bye, love you Luna: what are you trying to do now? Max: i'm coming back to school tomorrow Luna: and you were going to tell me when…? Max: UUGHHHHHH- Luna: alright calm down, breathe, write your emotions down- Max: this has nothing to do with whatever my therapist told me Luna this is about Lucas Luna: oh? what about him? Max: i told you. he likes me and stuff. I'm trying to get my thoughts in line when i inevitably talk to him tomorrow Luna: your thoughts? Max: um. ''i think we can still be friends even if you're gay and stuff'' ''hopefully your grandpa died with his eyes closed'' Luna: what the hell is that Max: those are my thoughts?? you asked Luna: how about ''i don't hate you, i'm sorry about everything. Can we be friends again?'' Max: i'm not doing that. i'm already sweaty at the thought of school don't even get me started on Lucas. Luna: alright let's make something clear, i get it. Munches are a whole other kind from us. Their quirkiness is too much sometimes. Luna: yet for some reason, we always end up close to them one way or another. Hugo and Gunther, dad and Mila me and- Luna: i… sigh i had a teenage-girl-crush on Wolfgang a couple years back Max: hold on- wheeze WOLFGANG?? Luna: he filled the bad boy quota okay? he was dense as hell anyways, nothing came out of it. Whatever- Luna: there's also mom and Mr. Munch Max: …mom? Luna: they were best friends through their wholes lives. Luna: and then there's Lucas and you. Luna: that's all i can say, i'm not good at words either Max: oh i know that too damn well Luna Luna: well, good luck tomorrow. Max: yeah yeah also NO spanish near me you know mine sucks ass. Luna: ya quisieras!! Max: sigh

#ts4 #hi im luna's translator #'i'll tell you later. okay?' 'you wish!!' #and thats your spanish lesson of the day #munch #luna villareal #max villareal

[stormtheskyelf2]

Can you share more of the Murder Drones stuff? Headcanons, thoughts, sennarios?

*Deep breath in*

Contains: Lgbtq+, vore, ranting, abuse mentionsTHIS IS LONG!

HEADCANONS FOR THE SILLY LIL MURDER ROBOTS :D

Let's start with the background characters!

I think Lizzy would be lesbian. Ofc, crushing on V. I also think she'd have an extreme soft spot for anyone who treated her with respect out of hey, Lizzy's actually pretty cool and not heck, if I don't be nice she'll spread a petty rumor- (she has and will do it again)

Thad.. Thad's gay. He is.. SO GAY. I know he's a 'jock' and all that, but the way he act is kinda soft, I wouldn't be surprised if he fell for the rival school's quarterback-

Now for the main 3 Disassembly Drones!

I don't have any actual headcanons for J because A, I don't like her.. at all- and B, she barely shows up-

But I think J would be one of those extremely straight, extremely Christian people. She's okay with LGBTQ+ people, but she's never held hands with any woman other than her mother. Do Murder Drones have mothers like Worker Drones? N is straight! I love him to death and I think him and Uzi's relationship in the series is adorable, though I don't see him being attracted to any other gender.

I have a feeling that N may have had some cheap programming for him to be so soft on Worker Drones. Perhaps he was made fast using any part available, or maybe repaired, and they used some Worker Drone parts to fix him?

V is such a damn lesbian and you cannot tell me that she doesn't has a crush on Lizzy-

I don't know what it is about the Vizzy ship, but I love it. It might just be my love for gay, interspecies romance, but... gimme all of it!

Now for the others!

Tessa is straight, though that.. doesn't really matter anymore considering she's like the only human left-

Tessa has been both verbally and physically abused from just being overly scolded in her childhood, to being locked/chained in the library/basement/wherever V and her were in Ep. 5, Home-

Uzi is pansexual- she'll take anyone as long as it's genuine love, since she's been starved of affection for so long (Khan I'm gonna beat you up for this)

Uzi bit Rebecca once when she was mocking her. It's canon now.

Doll.. I think she'd be extremely against love and she'd think she's asexual, but then she has love at first sight with someone and she panics.

I have a feeling she has a Gacha 2019 backstory- her mom loved her and her dad couldn't care, and oh no, here comes V killing them both, and now she's the quiet kid

Nori has no clue what her sexuality is. That was an arranged marriage between Khan and her; I don't think she'd actually fall for someone that interested in doors and doors only- but then again, Khan got more adventurous in Ep. 7, so that could show how he was before Nori 'died', which in that case she would have happily indulged in her crazy drawings with him.

"ACCORDING TO MY WIFE'S CLOSET, THE PLANET IS GOING TO START EATING US SOON."

Khan is doorsexual straight. He's a simple man, despite his... affection for doors. I don't have anything on him other than he has an overwhelming guilt for having to 'put Nori out of her misery' and being a horrible dad to Uzi.

Yeva doesn't get much screentime, so.. I don't have any real headcanons for her.. I got nothing :P

Scenarios:

Once V gets regrown or respawned or whatever, I think she'd get immediately hug-tackled by Uzi. She's definitely shown some growth in personality in a good way.

N would let Uzi shove herself down his throat because A, is this an act of love? B, he's too shy to stop her, and C, oh hey she tastes nice

Nori could shrink and then eat Uzi like the mother she is

or vice/versa, Uzi finds Nori and eats her to keep her safe

I is kinda drained so uh yeah that's all the stuff I can spew, thank you for asking this and sorry-

#ask #asks #murder drones vore #murder drones ship #murder drones #headcanon #safe vore #sfw vore #extreme cuddling #g/t vore #soft vore

[fairytale-poll]

ROUND 3! MATCH 2 OUT OF 4

Propaganda Under the Cut:

Queen Red Riding Hood:

She's a girlboss who is sometimes a little vain but still loves her friends and will do anything to save her kingdom. Also she was in love with a guy since she was like 8 and he continuously rejected her, and then she found out he was in love with her archenemy. So yeah, she needs this.

She's kinda spoiled and high maintenance but gets better. I just think she's a fun character

i loved the land of stories series as a kid and i especially loved red because shes sooo full of herself and wears beautiful dresses and expensive jewelry and stuff (she became a queen lol) but also she does come to genuinely care for people and her friends and has a good heart (even if she does brag about it) she’s a very funny character x)

She’s a great example of how sudden fame and wealth at a young age can go to your head, and she gets great character development about it. She has an entire giant chamber in her castle full of baskets (it’s unfortunately quite flammable). My most favorite detail about her is when she finds a wolf pup in the woods, she assumes it’s a dog and names him Clawdius (yes, spelled like that). Everyone else knows it’s a wolf but no one wants to be the one to tell her. She learns the truth and gets over it and now Clawdius is her guard wolf. (Oh also she had the original Big Bad Wolf made into a winter coat, and that’s the original reason Clawdius came to her) I love her, she’s married to a giant frog man, she got elected queen, please vote for her.

Queen Red ftw!!!!!!

As you can see from these little excerpts [Mod's note: click on link to look at the excerpts] that I managed to gather in less than ten minutes, you should vote for Queen Red :D

YESSSS VOTE FOR QUEEN RED, SHE DESERVES THIS SO MUCH

Vote for Queen Red TLoS!!! She's a girlboss who married a frog man :D

Cerise:

She’s the child of the red riding hood and the big bad wolf. Don’t question it to okay. Also she was the first character I thought of when I saw this!

She’s the daughter of red riding hood and the big bad wolf! She’s a werewolf!

Love her design very much. She gets a lot of great outfits. Also, another version of Red Riding Hood that incorporates both the girl and the wolf together.

1: ever after high was iconic and amazing and so well written and i'm really bitter that it was cancelled so i think cerise deserves this win (i do too) 2: her design is really good. like no one else could EVER if you ask me 3: wolf girl. do i NEED to say more. ...honestly, my brain cannot bring out any more words so fingers crossed someone else submits her and she gets some ACTUAL GOOD propaganda (sorry cerise forgive me)

She’s a badass red riding hood with a secret (her dad is the big bad wolf)

She's the daughter of Red Riding Hood and the Wolf, so she has wolf ears and is really strong. She's supposed to be the next Red Riding Hood so she should count.

She's the daughter of Little Red Riding Hood and the Big Bad Wolf making her a daughter of forbidden love and thus a double representation of Little Red Riding Hood's age-old story of maturity and adolescence.

She's really cool! She was born from a forbidden romance between the wolf (don't worry he turns into a human lmao) and Little Red Riding Hood and has to hide her heritage from other people which I think is really interesting. Also her hood is really pretty.

She's the daughter of red riding hood and is meant to take over that role when it's her time

she slays so hard!! while technically shes not THE little red riding hood, she is her daughter and the FUTURE little red riding hood. shes also half wolf, which is really cool!! and yea. she slays.

idk she’s just cool & definitely gay

She’s meant to be the next Red Riding Hood but her whole bit is that not only is her mom Red Riding Hood, her father is the Big Bad Wolf and she needs to keep it a secret. The best of both worlds. The tween girls went crazy for the wolf thing. Had a pretty doll and cool outfits. Has an older sister who’s meant to be the next Big Bad Wolf (Ramona Badwolf) who she comes into conflict with. Identity crisis! She was everything to eleven year old me

She’s half wolf, she has cool white streaks in her hair, she’s a jock with super speed and I like her a lot.

she turned me lesbian.

Fan favourite, my first lesbian crush on a character

She is a daughter of previous Little Red Riding Hood and Big Bad Wolf, how cool is that

She’s a furry yeuwu

she’s the daughter of red riding hood and the big bad wolf. she’s a wolf girl. i love her

#red riding poll #round 3 #queen red riding hood #the land of stories #chris colfer #queen red riding hood's guide to royalty #cerise hood #ever after high #little red riding hood #red riding hood #poll tournament #poll bracket #polls #character polls #battle of the middle grade

[adhdslugcrimes]

The batfam finally making Dick commit to something.

Jason: it's getting ridiculous you haven't committed to Star or Barb, not even arson!!

Dick: not true, I am very committed to arson. I burned down joker's new hideout with him in it.

Tim: well, you need a relationship.

Dick: so we're not allowed to be acearo no more? Very unprogressive of you Tim, being bi and all I excepted support from at least you of all people.

Tim: are you acearo?

Dick: no, but it was bold of you guys demand me in a relationship not knowing if I wasn't or not.*

Tim: okay well, are you going to choose already, Bruce put more money on his betting pool and I want to win, so please choose Star!

Dick, gasp dramatically: you better on my love life to be a cishet man!? Also already in a relationship, so sorry but none of you are winning.

Damian: you are?

Dick: I am.

Stephanie: who is it then if not Star or Barb?

Dick: ... Since you are a lesbian I feel less offended you thought it was women for some reason, anyways it's your babysitter. Wally. For years now.

Bruce: it not Wally, I would have known it was him.

Jason: kinky.

Dick: yes, I forgot I live with the greatest detectives of all time. So me sitting in his lap any chance I got didn't set it off?

Bruce: friends do that too, Tim in Stephanie's lap all the time.

Tim: because she calls me her child and force me to sit there because I'm only an inch shorter than her!

Stephanie: Hun, inches matter, and it's like five inches shorter now.

Tim: stop growing!!

Dick: okay, how about when he's sleeping over I make him sleep in my bed.

Bruce: you've done it since you met him, that's easily written off.

Dick: what about the time I got caught making out with him in the cave.

Bruce: you were 13, hormones.

Dick: the batmobile?

Bruce: rebellious stage was strong with you.

Batsibs, grabbed the popcorn:

Dick: the medbay, mount justice where I slept in his room my entire stay, oh and every picture of me in pride.

Bruce: ... It's all coincidences! How was I supposed to know you were dating him!? You were sewed at the hip and you called him baby for years, there's not a single moment that would have told me you were —

Dick: you caught us in the action when you decide not to knock coming into my apartment, I know you have friends with benefits but there was candles and stuff.

Jason: oh shit, B you are blind!

Damian: or in denial it seems...

Stephanie: denial is a river in Egypt, your son is gay.

Cass: cool, I won the bet.

Tim: Bruce how could you failed us!?

Duke: couldn't even knock, is that why we have a knocking rule now?

Jarro: *confused and disappointed starfish noises*

Bruce: ugh okay I might be in denial, but only so you see there's a better choice out there like Barbara, she's smart and you get along and she-

Dick: a lesbian in a relationship with Kara.

Bruce: ... Really?

Dick: yep, that's why Kara knew Jim.

Bruce: what about Star? You have a kid with her so you must've broken up with Wally for her just a bit, and you flirt with her a lot—

Dick: dating Raven, and I was a donor since she wanted to have a kid and ask if it was okay if I helped. All done at a doctor's office.

Bruce: well date Roy!

Jason: hell no, I got dibs on him!

Tim: wow, he's homophobic. So you must've hated my mom married to little demon's mom huh?

Bruce: I'm not homophobic! I'm irisphobic... She's a scary woman...

Dick: yeah be a real shame if she knew you used Wally as a shield, huh.

Bruce: dick, please, for your old man date a different redhead.

Dick: no~

* being acearo doesn't mean you can't be in a relationship, a person can choose if they want it or not regardless of sexuality but def in the ace spectrum like acearo. this is a joke.

Also sluggy finally schedule post for once bec he doesn't feel good, not on my 2023 bingo card,,,, only have two more after this,,,, more in tags

#dick grayson #birdflash #batfam #jason todd #bruce wayne #damian wayne #tim drake #stephanie brown #cassandra cain #duke thomas #jarro #talia x janet #karababs #starrae #sluggy schedule post #only had these in my drafts too depressed to fix their schedule time so yay #god I'm so tired #hopefully depression spell gets over so i can come back #and you ya know not want to die #i did say my last words would probably be birdflash related heh #... yeah that wasn't funny ugh next post is tomorrow i don't remember the time bye #i feed y'all my children heh

[lu-vin-it]

𝗪𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝘆𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘄/ 𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗯𝗼!𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗱𝗲𝗿

── ⋅⋅⋅ ────꒰ ୨ ♡ ୧ ꒱───────

𝗥𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗱

𝗣𝗿𝗼𝗻𝗼𝘂𝗻𝘀 𝗨𝘀𝗲𝗱:𝗛𝗲/𝗛𝗶𝗺

𝗪𝗮𝗿𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘀:𝗡𝗼𝗻𝗲

So lets start at the very beginning

…a very good place to start!!!

(sorry i love the sound of music) You and Will probably met because someone was bullying him and you stepped in cause you found him hot

something like this:

“Hey what’s goin’ on here?” You asked as you walked up to a few guys crowding a smaller boy who was seemingly terrified. The guys got visibly nervous at your presence.

“Oh.. uh… we were just.. um..” One of the guys stuttered.

“You were just finishing. If I catch you near him again, you’re gonna have to deal with me.” You said, walking closer to them. “Got it?” They all nod. “Great! Go away!” You order, your demeanor suddenly changing. The boys run away and you turn to the scared boy. “You okay?”

“Yeah.. thanks.” You offer your hand to him.

“Of course, I would never pass up the opportunity to help a cute boy.” You wink as he takes your hand and blushes. “You are?”

“I’m Will… Byers. Will Byers. I just moved here with my mom and siblings from Indiana.”

“Okay Will Byers. I’m Y/N L/N. Local gay. Show me your schedule pretty boy, I can take you to your next class.” You wrap your arms around his neck and walk with him. You were towering over him, and he was 5’9.

Will knew where his next class was, it was two weeks into the school year after all, but he let you show him where it was because 1. You were hot. 2. You were gay. 3. You called him pretty boy.

After that you guys talked all the time, and you constantly walked him to class.

You met Jane quickly after meeting Will because she was in a few of his classes.

You thought she was cute and all, but you weren’t vibing with her clothes or style or anything, really.

You definitely gave her a makeover.

Now shes really bitchin.

You also vibe with Jonathon cause he smokes and you think thats cool.

But most of all, you’re like. head over heels for Will.

Constantly over at his house and when you ask him out and he accepts…

Everything x10.

You give him gifts

You cuddle him.

All the fucking time.

Like if you aren’t touching each other in some way you get anxious.

and he does too

cause he’s incredibly insecure and he likes to know that you love him as much as he loves you, yk?

You definitely try to dress him up in your clothes but that doesn’t work out, your clothes are too big for him.

And he just doesn’t like them on himself much.

He loves them on you though.

When you meet Joyce as Will’s boyfriend, she was accepting of you immediately.

She doesn't understand you, but she likes you.

You love her so much.

When shit happens back in Hawkins you go with them.

Cause you're always at their house so it was unavoidable.

And you definitely throw yourself into shit before you even get an explanation.

Like.. you throw yourself in front of Jonathon, Mike, Jane, and Will.

And you carry the guy that got shot out to Argyle's van, although you are a tiny bit upset because you got your clothes bloody in the meantime.

But speaking about Argyle!

You and Argyle are acquaintances.

You definitely get him to add "slay" to his vocabulary.

"I have purple palm tree delight! I'm set! I'm slaying!" He exclaims while driving you guys to Hawkins. Jonathon looks at him as if he was crazy, Will looks at you knowingly, Mike and Jane just sit there confused.

"Your.. slaying?" Jonathon asked, curious about what that meant.

"Yeah! He's slaying!" You put on a wide smile and turn to Will, who is smiling and shaking his head.

You also play Doja Cat and Cardi B on the way to Hawkins which is a slay tbh.

omg and back to the lovey dovey shit:

If you wear makeup or lipstick at least,

Will and Jane love it when you do their makeup.

And you are constantly wiping lipstick off of Will's lips/reapplying your lipstick to yourself cause of kissing.

Oh and you definitely got Will a bunch of skincare stuff, not cause he needs it but because of course you did?

And you guys do masks together all the time man

Over all, I think Will needs a himbo in his life.

Introvert x Extrovert yk?

 ── ⋅⋅⋅ ────꒰ ୨ ♡ ୧ ꒱───────

@katzw0rld, @mukbee

𝗜𝗳 𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗻𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗳𝗶𝗲𝗱 𝗻𝗲𝘅𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝗜 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗮 𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗶𝘀, 𝘀𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗮 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗲𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗮𝗱𝗱𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗼 𝗺𝘆 𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 ꨄ

#will byers x reader #will byers x male!reader #male!reader #stranger things x reader #stranger things fanfiction #stranger things s4 #fanfiction #stranger things #stranger things season four #st s4

[itsyagurlchip]

can I get a goofy reader insert w/ gregory as the older sibling

٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭ ᯓ⚝ ⋆ .˚✰Radically Chaotic!٠ ˚ ※ ๋࣭ ᯓ⚝ ⋆.˚✰

✰⋆⁺warning: Gregory(!) crack(!) a lil older sibling angst(!)

✰⋆⁺ i know who you are *insert gay dog*naw but fr- I apologize that it took so long for this to come out :(( and ur not online as much, BUT I LOVE U SM ❤️🫵🏾I know it was supposed to be goofy- but i had to get some tears in(I knew it was u bc ur the only one who uses goofy like that @thealphagirl)

✰⋆⁺ You are a 14 year old older sibling. Life just couldn't get harder for you!!!-? Wait- WHY DOES HIS TRACKER SAY THE PIZZA PLEX?

"DUDE! WHY THE HELL DID YOU THINK IT WAS OK TO BE HERE???" I harshly whispered, my breath heaving in the tight hiding spot we were in.

"I DONT KNOW!? I JUST WANTED TO SEE SOME COOL STUFF" Gregory responded, trying to use that damn Journey Kidz ass watch. I don't even know where that came from, Mom hasn't bought anything like that in months.

"AH YES, BECAUSE THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD IS GETTING CHASED BY A GROWN AS WOMAN WHO LOOKS LIKE SHE NEEDS 3 YEARS OF SLEEP!" I sarcastically retorted as my voice raised a pitch. We were so in trouble, it's bad enough that I got my tablet away. Now the door is up for grabs.

"THAT 'WOMAN' WILL GET US IF YOU DONT SHUT UP"

"MAKE ME, YOU LIL-" His hand slapped against my mouth just as aggressive stomping flooded both of our ears. My heart dropped to my ass. Forget the door! I won't even have a bedroom to myself if we go to jail!

This is a big ass place, no telling how much it costs. Trespassing gets sued for, and knowing Gregory, he probably broke some expensive-!

oh no...

"Gregory?..." I slowly turned to him, "How much have you broken?"

I'm pretty sure I could hear that loudass daycare music (despite us being closer to the front) from how quiet it became.

*sigh* "We need to get out of here so no one can recognize our faces- I am NOT gonna do community service for your dumbass decisions." I hissed out as I slightly gripped my hair. I had to take another long exhale at the absurdity of the situation, my eyes couldn't even stay open as I did so. The buffoonery, the stress, the-

I hear sniffling from my right and I quickly spun around just in time to see my little brother put on a tough face, not before he angrily wiped away some tears with the bittest of snot from his nose.

I sigh once more, with my eyes tearing up as well. I pull him close into a hug, his head leaning close to my chest. I wonder if he can hear how hard my hard is beating...

"Look buddy... Sorry if I sounded so harsh- or if I worded something wrong". A tear fell from my eye. "I just wish you had told me where you were- or, or...I just wanted you to be okay. I'm older than you, I have to protect you." I looked into Gregory's eyes as I wiped some of the tear tracks away.

"Not only that, and I had to admit it but- you're my number one best friend. I don't want to know what it's like to lose you." My voice cracked a I continued on. I held Gg tight, hoping that we weren't crying too loud.

...

Well that was a shit show! You know, crying isn't as bad as it seems to be. Because I would rather be ANYWHERE ELSE than here right now!

You know, at home, in a nice warmish bed. A non hostile environment. No Self aware machines. Especially ones that chase you, AROUND A FUCKING MALL!!

Me and Gregory were booking it- A raccoon-looking animatronic was chasing us.

'What she needed to chase was a color scheme' I thought to myself. 'And maybe a whole new maw- that shit looks like those furry masks on yt shorts.

Turns out, the only robot that wasn't trying to maul our faces off is good ole Freddicson Fazbearington. But, as if the universe is our 3rd grade enemy, Freddy runs like a goddamn iphone battery.

I could only hope that we made it our here, no fees, no community service, or even trouble on our hands. I couldn't even hop for that- the damn things were trying to kill us!

If wishing wasnt doing anything, me and my little brother will. We'll make it home safe, no scratches, no suspicion. Nothing will be damaged, no one will be harmed.

But the security was breached, leaving a radically chaotic fire in its wake by the start of the morning.

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#yagurlchip❤️ #yagurl writes #fnaf #five nights at freddy's #fnaf sb #five nights at freddy's security breach #security breach #gregory x reader #sibling reader #everything is strictly familial #angst #crack #older sibling #older sibling syndrome

[williamaltman]

Ok so I've finally finished "Aristotle & Dante Dive into the Waters of the World" (a few days ago now).

I'm gonna start with: I got so fucking scared towards the end when they "broke up" and Dante didn't talk to him for weeks and left. God I think not many stories have ever made me feel like that. I think I actually have a bit of a trauma with one in particular that left me with that and, actually followed up on not giving me a happy ending.

I was tired but I wasn't sure how I was gonna sleep with that in my mind, until Ari said he was going to Paris and so I knew I could have some hope.

Tbh I had a few more issues with this one than the first. I talked about it before but I didn't really like how it sort of pushed the idea that you HAD to come out to your friends even if you don't feel ready. I also felt like sometimes there wasn't enough Dante? I like Ari's friends and all, but these books are called Aristotle AND DANTE.

I also feel like, in a way, all the characters are a bit too articulate? Maybe too mature even? In the first book I didn't mind it as much cause it was just Ari and Dante themselves, plus their moms I guess, but here Gina and Susie are more relevant and there's Cassandra and Ari's father talks a lot more and there's more stuff like his mom arguing with other people, and it was just like... Well I guess it would be nice if most people were like that in real life, but they're really not...

That aside though, it was obviously still amazing. One thing I liked was Ari actually being gay and that term being used throughout? I usually don't mind when certain characters are mlm without their specific sexuality being stated, and ofc bi/gay couples are nice too, but I feel like sometimes in fiction it ends up being a bit more rare to have couples with two gay guys even though that's what's more common in real life.

I also love how fucking horny he was a the beginning lol. Like this actually felt realistic, and even though there's no smut or anything, it's not something that's just ignored or pushed aside.

I felt like Dante felt a bit more realistic in this book. He's moody so many times and I think his flaws are more visible and so it feel less like he's just there to be Ari's perfect manic pixie dream girl (though I'll say he's still one, affectionately).

Something I thought when I finished the first book was how cool it would probably be to see their parents reacting to their relationship. And that was indeed really cute. I think Dante's mom is my favorite of them all. And on the topic of the parents, Ari's dad's death? That was a complete shock to me. I wasn't expecting it at all. It came out of nowhere but it was honestly really interesting to have Ari and his mom deal with that grief, and that whole section is probably, in a weird way, one of my favorite parts of the book.

Another interesting thing was how much the AIDS crisis in the backdrop affected the book. I remembered when they flashed to that in the movie and I was confused at how random it seemed, but now I can kinda get why. I thought it was the best they could do by making it matter to the characters even though they probably wouldn't and shouldn't be actually affected. It's kinda funny to me how I decided to read this sometime close to when I watched Fellow Travelers that also featured that into the story, cause it's honestly not something I've thought about as much before.

Something that was really important was the closure between Ari and his brother. I'm not gonna say it bothered me exactly, because it was understandable, but it was just always kind of an ick for me that Ari thought so much about him knowing he was there because he killed someone in a hate crime. So the way their reunion went down was actually perfect for me and gave me a much needed relief just like it did for Ari. I feel like the writer probably felt the need to address it too because of the stuff people were saying about the first book due to this plot point, but even if that was why I still felt like the way things were handled felt natural. Their parents had already given up on him, he was never gonna accept Ari and I didn't want for Ari to stay caring about him by just not telling him or something.

I know the ending is a bit vague and doesn't like reeally explain every little thing, but the message felt clear enough to me, in that it was meant to tell us that things will be alright and that they're not gonna just gonna let their love slip through their fingers or run away from it. Ari coming in with the wedding and honeymoon talk? Got me.

It still feels kinda weird that it's really over because it had honestly become so much of a habit to read these almost every day in bed. These books were probably the easiest thing for me to read and just flowed so naturally. I know people have already said that, but they really do feel like a way to celebrate life despite all the hardships about it and you can feel that love through the pages.

#aristotle and dante dive into the waters of the world #aristotle and dante #aridante #aristotle and dante discover the secrets of the universe #aristotle mendoza #dante quintana

[mcflymemes]

ALMOST FAMOUS PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 2000 film

never take it seriously.

it's unfair that we can't listen to our music.

i really love your band.

you made friends with them.

everyone says it's so glamorous out here.

we gotta stop them!

famous people are just more interesting.

please don't give him any more acid.

most people are just waiting to talk, but you listen.

these people are not your friends.

you are what it's all about. you're real.

give me your address. i'm coming to you this time.

let's have an adventure together, you and me.

i thought maybe we could hang out. you know. do some stuff back home like... like regular stuff, get to know each other a little bit better.

this is the circus. everybody's trying not to go home.

they make you feel cool.

your looks have become a problem.

do you give a shit about a t-shirt?

simon and garfunkel is poetry.

now listen. get it together.

this is not my idea of a good time.

oh my god. holy shit. fuck!

well, don't stop there!

they say you're dangerous. you see everything.

i love this kitchen. i fucking love this kitchen.

we showed you america. did everything but get you laid.

can we just skip the vibe and go straight to us laughing about this?

we're not groupies.

if i ever met a man in the real world who looked at me the way you just looked at me...

forgive me father for i may sin tonight.

don't you have any regular friends?

i kept thinking i was gonna go home the next day.

you look awful, but it's great. you're living your life.

maybe we just don't see ourselves the way we really are.

keep the small bills on the outside and call me if anyone gets drunk.

look at this. an entire generation of cinderellas and there's no glass slipper.

do you wanna hang with some good people looking to have a good time?

i'm glad we spoke.

you're taking notes with your eyes.

it's okay! i'm easy to forget! just leave me behind!

what, are you like the star of your school?

all the kids make fun of him.

i'm always gonna tell you the truth.

so... this is where the enemy sleeps.

excuse me, but didn't we all get into this to avoid responsibility?

could you please give them a message for me?

i'm still in love with you.

go do your job then.

you're like a family to me.

some people have a hard time explaining rock 'n' roll.

they don't even know what it is to be a fan. you know? to truly love some silly little piece of music, or some band, so much that it hurts.

how do we know you're not a cop, huh?

i sound like a dick!

i can't say anymore with the writer here.

your mom kind of freaked me out.

you don't know what they say to me in private.

is a song better when it really happened to you?

i have to go home.

god, it's gonna get ugly.

is it that hard to make us look cool?

good looking people don't have any spine.

great art is about conflict and pain and guilt and longing and love disguised as sex, and sex disguised as love.

rock 'n' roll is a lifestyle and a way of thinking and it's not about money and popularity.

i'm glad you were home.

what kind of beer?

i'm never as good as when you're there.

this is a house of lies!

from here on out, i'm only interested in what is real.

i know what's going on.

you can trust him. you can say whatever you want.

don't be self-righteous.

some money would be nice.

i waited until you broke up with them.

fuck it. i'm gay!

if you never take it seriously, you never get hurt.

i didn't invent the rainy day. i just own the best umbrella.

how old are you?

i'm gonna kill you!

one of these people is gonna save the world.

do you have to be in love to write a love song?

i've seen the future and this all works out reasonably well.

the truth just sounds different.

so you're the one who's been sending me those articles from your school newspaper.

do you wanna come?

you just held it over us, like you might leave.

there's nothing to worry about.

look, you should be happy for me.

one day, you'll be cool.

your charm doesn't work on me.

your dad was so proud of you.

i'm gonna live in morocco for one year. i need a new crowd.

what do you love about music?

what else are you gonna ban?

you cannot make friends with the rock stars.

i had to live with you, and now i might die with you, and it's not fucking fair.

music, you know... true music... it chooses you.

am i speaking to you clearly?

do we understand each other?

stop fucking looking at me!

i work just as hard or harder than anybody on that stage.

you are rebellious and ungrateful of my love.

you can tell rolling stone magazine that my last words were... i'm on drugs!

do you have any pot?

it's not too late for you to become a person of substance.

if something should happen... maybe i never said this enough, i love all of you.

you want to rebel against knowledge.

do you have to be depressed to write a sad song?

i've made a decision.

i can't live here. i hate you!

don't be a drama queen.

call me if you need a rescue. we live in the same city.

does anybody remember laughter?

you're too sweet for rock 'n' roll.

sometimes i think i live in a different world.

i am dark and mysterious and pissed off!

write what you want.

you've been kissing!

don't take drugs!

#rp starters #rp memes #rp prompt #rp meme #rp musings #roleplay memes #roleplay prompt #roleplay meme #writing prompt #askbox meme #ask memes #rp asks #ask meme #sentence starter #sentence starters #sentence starter prompt #inbox meme #inbox prompts #inbox prompt #rp inbox meme #almost famous #movies #mcflymemes

[onesaltyerik]

Mother: I'll pick you up tomorrow morning for a breakfast!

Me: cool, thanks! (expects her to arrive at around 8-9am)

Mother: (6am, two hours after I fell asleep) I'm here! Let's get breakfast! (Nothing is open except the gas station.)

(She doesn't want to go in. She's tired. Like genuinely this woman has not slept in what looks like days. She doesn't want to eat anything either because her 'blood sugar is too high'. I offer her my blood sugar medications so she can eat something {we take the same stuff at the same dose} she says no. I go in and buy my own birthday breakfast from the gas station. I buy sibling's breakfast as well since they had no idea what the plan was and were kinda dragged along and thought that mom would buy them breakfast so they didn't bring their money.) Me:..............I'm giving you the bill for the kiddo. Mom: why? Me: (why do you think?!)

(We get back to my place. She insists I try on the clothes she brought for me. She does not want to go inside the house. I have to try on the clothes in the car. Patience is fading, social battery non existent, my mornings meds have not kicked in. I finish trying on the clothes and tell her I'm going to bring them inside. She wants the plastic bag back? The one she brought them in? Because it's expensive? Said bag has a broken zip and will not close. I do not understand. I take kiddo with me to my house and tell mom to nap in the car. She does not want to. NOW, she wants to go in the house with me. I have roomates who are still asleep. It's only 7am now. I am only going to take kiddo with me cause I know they know my roomates well enough to be okay with them suddenly showing up. I insist she takes a nap and that I will bring her some coffee. She says it will make her blood sugar go up. I tell her I will bring her coffee with no sugar or milk. She still insists it will make her blood sugar go up. I offer her my medicine once more, she says she's allergic. {?} I take kiddo inside with me. I'm not dealing with this at this hour of the morning.)

(Kiddo spills the fuckin TEA, mother is definitely losing it and did not tell kiddo about the morning plans. Did not tell kiddo about them being invited to breakfast and just dragged them along. Had told kiddo to be the one to call me to wake me up because "he's grumpy when he wakes up and I don't want to be the one to be snapped at". Dude. Dude what? Kiddo tells that both mom and dad are now fully diabetic. And refuse to take any medications for it. Or regulate anything themselves. Cool. Great. {sarcasm}.)

(Kiddo and I hang out with the one roomate who is awake and put new clothes away, got some sick hunting shirts from grandpa with awesome deer and elk printed onto them. And some woven wool coats. The three of us eat our gas station breakfast and coffee and talk about kiddo's new fav book that is incredibly gay and hell yeah good for them! We talk about anime we both like, stories about how we made friends in preschool-gradeschool-middeschool and how it sucks to be an adult {kiddo just turned 18 and adulthood punched them in the face and they hate it and I don't blame them}. I tell kiddo they are more than welcome to come live with me if mom and dad are too much to deal with. Group hug. Kiddo goes home with mom once mom has finished her supposed nap. {I don't think she actually slept in the car, I don't think she slept at all.})

So that was my birthday morning. Woooo. I guess.

#birthday #birthday chaos #what the fuck #who just shows up at 6am for breakfast? #nothing is open at 6am! #i don't want to sound ungrateful #i really don't #i love my family #but it's getting harder and harder each year to connect with them #they're refusing to take care of themselves #and then blame their poor health on completely random factors #i swear they're not even allergic to their medication #they just don't want to take it #i feel like a parent trying to keep them from offing themselves through bad decisions with health #why do i have to be the parent of two 60 year olds? #da fuck? #i'm so tired #i really hope sibling is okay #they looked so done with everything

[legolasghosty]

Toy Store AU!

I AM SO SORRY ABOUT HOW LONG THIS TOOK! I blame college.

ANYWAYS...

This is more of a toy factory(but like the fun kind) than a store, but that's the vibes I'm feeling. The Molina family runs a toy business, making super cool stuff from scratch rather than all that cheap plastic stuff that gets mass produced. It's a Molina family tradition that Ray married into(Yes Molina is Rose's last name, you can pry that headcanon out of my cold, dead hands).

Rose was the master of all things woodwork, and passed on many of these skills to her daughter. Their house has always been filled with little carved animals, handmade dishes, and lovely woodburned signs on the bedroom doors. Ray was slightly terrified when Rose started teaching Julie to carve pretty young, but it was mostly without serious injury.

Ray is better at the stuffed side of the toy world. He and Rose met when he was an apprentice in the stuffy workshop and she was learning the ropes from her dad. They fell slow and steady (Rose's parents shipped it from the beginning), even when Ray took some time away to act as the tour photographer for his friend, Trevor. Rose and Trevor ended up being good friends as well when they finally met!

Back to the present, Julie has just come back from a year away at boarding school. It wasn't anyone's first choice, but after Rose died, trying to be around the toy store was just too much for her. Boarding school was Tia's idea, as a way to give her some space to find herself. It helped some, but Julie comes home for the summer sick of being the girl with the dead mom. It's still hard to enter the workshop space though, so she starts working at the shop part of the business instead.

Enter Flynn, who got the cashier job back in January. The two of them become fast friends, bonding over stupid Karens, after hours restocks, and helping kids find just the right new friend. Julie discovers a surprising link between them, that being that Flynn is dating Carrie, Trevor's daughter. Trevor and Carrie hadn't been around much since Rose passed, so Julie hadn't seen Carrie in ages, but they start to get to know each other again through Flynn. It's sweet!

Alex grew up near the factory and he and Julie were super good friends as kids. They still are. Ray and Rose took a liking to him as well. So when he showed up one night when he was 16, explaining that his parents had found out he was gay and made it clear that they wouldn't be paying for anything for him outside of the roof he was 'allowed' to share with them, they quickly got him a job. He floated through positions for a while, doing well in most areas but just trying to find something that he really loved. He's settled at the moment as a delivery driver for the store. He likes the freedom of it, and how concrete it is. He's the best driver they have.

Reggie and Luke are partway into their first year as workshop apprentices. Luke mostly applied to satisfy his mom, who was angry about him not going to college, but he has discovered the fun of music boxes and maybeeee is slightly obsessed. Reggie has ended up in Ray's old position as the stuffy apprentice with his knack for tidy stitches and adding a bit of love to every single one.

Luke ends up poking around a bit in a closet of older models and stuff and finds some of Rose's music boxes(one of which has Julie's voice on it). He loves it and immediately goes to ask his boss/mentor, John, about it. John explains about Rose and how they all thought that Julie would follow in her footsteps as a woodworker, as she was one of the most talented he'd ever seen at such a young age, but how she hadn't been able to keep creating after losing her mom.

Not realizing that Julie is back now, at least for the summer, Luke gets sad but lets it go. And then she walks in on him listening to the music box in the break room a few days later. She kinda flips cause where the heck did he get that, and he goes on his whole thing about talent and art being something you have to let out. Julie ends up bolting into the workshop to get away. Luke is like, "Frick I came on too strong again didn't I..."

But who should Julie run into other than Reggie and Alex, who were packing up an order near the back of the space. And Alex immediately realizes she's having an anxiety attack and sits her down. Reggie grabs a big teddy bear for her to hug, and then ends up pulling Luke away when he comes in after her. After Julie calms down with help from Alex, Luke apologizes and they all just kinda... keep talking after that. And eventually Julie starts doing woodwork stuff again. The first thing she actually finishes is decal for Alex's bass drum with the logo of the boys' band on it. They all cry.

Andddd why must these always get so long when I do them? /nm

Anyways, hope you like it!!!!

#legolas tag #julie and the phantoms #legolas answers asks #jatp #also Willie is definitely around too #he's super good with electronic toys #and grew up in his uncle's toy store a couple of states over #but he bolted once he turned 18 cause uhhh... Caleb isn't the best boss... or parental figure... #but he had the skills still... so he just started working at the Molina's #he's still a little confused by the lack of disciplinary action if you don't meet the exact quota that gets set by someone higher up #but he is very much enjoying actually getting his lunch breaks #especially since he's managed to time them pretty well so he's in the break room at the same time as the cute delivery driver boy...

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i don't want to reblog the post because my commentary is not relevant to the subject, so i didn't want to put this in said post's tags. also as i type it turned into a long...? something. vent maybe? i don't even know what to refer to it as. but i've seen a couple of posts recently that have really got me thinking.

as i'm writing this, they both just appeared on my dash. they are this one and this one. i'm definitely going to post this now (i have to) and not just save it in my drafts forever.

Having sex with friends sounds nice! I am pro-that! (pro meaning not anti) for me it would alleviate my fears of hooking up with those I just met or haven't known for years because friends are less likely to murder/kidnap you or give you a disease! (I do not want to die from sex lmao) the con: now they know what i look like and what bodily/physical problems i have that aren't visible to the general public. no. i can't have sex with my friends. my god. it all boils down to my body dysmorphia. literally the mortifying ordeal of it being known

So I think again, like I often do, about my place on the ace spectrum. I usually do not care for labels, don't find them necessary to apply to myself, but it's totally cool if other people have tons of different labels that they use. I am pro-that too! I myself am definitely grey-ace or demi-something. I landed on aegosexual- a disconnect between yourself and your sexual attraction- for a long time. I am never sexually or romantically attracted to somebody I don't know. Not even people on the screen. What if that hot (definition for this context: visually appealing) actor is a dick? Good looks garbage personality? At least you can do research on him. Not the case with "irl contacts" (definition: non-famous and real people who you might actually meet or know in person).

I know that I definitely experience sexual attraction, and want to have sex. Based on that I don't feel quite right calling myself asexual.

I don't LIKE that I feel too bad about experiencing sexual attraction to act on it. There's this weird feeling that's hard to place, but closest to "guilt", I'd say. Disgust with myself.

That time I was propositioned to go back to a con hotel (i turned him down and he listened and respected me and was nice, it's just i stopped myself), or that other time when making out and groping (different guy different occasion; we could've gone further but i stopped myself), or even just flirting and talking about our turn-ons and things we Like with my long-distance online sort-of bf that I had. I'm even hesitating to follow the "after dark" art accounts that I want to follow on bird site because of the guilt and almost embarassment I feel at myself (I'm fully aware that the only reason most people have locked accounts which you have to request to follow is to keep out minors and trolls btw, and i'm certainly neither of those!).

All of this is stuff I want and that's enjoyable to me, but this nagging "don't do that. you're gross. why would you say/do that? you're being weird. stop. stop. stop. you're not allowed to do these things." is always there in my mind. I don't want it to be there, and it's always there.

Now, this doesn't come from religious trauma, like "sex before marriage = wrong and bad"? "gay sex = ultimate evil"? Nah, I was never told those things. I didn't even have a very religious upbringing. These thoughts can't be explained away by any of that. Even my mom has always been like "you can have a girlfriend or a boyfriend! i don't mind as long as you're happy! :)" yknow having that nice accepting approach to that time when I was like 15 and settled on bi for "what i was" at the time. No judgement, no condemnation there either.

It's not real.

When I learned that I have ocd, suddenly I started to maybe have an explanation for these thoughts. Some people's obsessions focus on repetition or contamination. A good part of my obsessions focus on condemnation. I'm scared of it. I take "beating yourself up over something" to the next level. Just like any other person who's familiar with delusions, intrusive thoughts, etc will tell you: knowing it's not real doesn't make it any better. Doesn't make it stop. Doesn't make it go away.

When I could explain this detrimental thought process away by finding this horrible disorder to pin the blame on, I felt freer. I've thought many times throughout my mentally ill life about bringing up my (questioning)asexuality to a therapist one day, and I still will, even more so now. i felt before like I'd bring it up to them and not be able to back it up with any evidence, and just be brushed off? That's a stupid way to think, I know. And a therapist who would really do that is one you'd leave immediately. You don't need evidence to talk about how you feel, that's so silly... but that thought itself comes back around, in a vicious cycle, to my needing to justify myself because otherwise I am Wrong And Bad. jeez. what a way to think. i hate that. will be so glad when i get it under control after 25+ years.

edit: oh ya there's also this. my tags on one of the above posts i never reblogged, sat in my drafts.

my disability is inseparable from my sexuality, whatever it is.

#ocd #bdd #intrusive thoughts #demisexual #acespec #aegosexual #autochorissexual #that's a retired term i know so i won't use it again; but that's what it was called when i was younger #unusual for me to remember such a long word lol! it'd be harder for me now. /old #if anyone wants to say anything or tell me they relate- that'd be nice :) i'm purely just venting but sharing your thoughts is welcome #if you want to!