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#Wrench Headcanons
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..Wrench is 100% the Reddit Guy of Watch Dogs…and that’s 100% the real reason why him and Zane got a divorce. I will forever stand by this.
[Source: Realized the other day that the artist of Cbat (Hudson Mohawke) is the same artist who made the original score for Watch Dogs 2]
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havockingboo · 7 months
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Hits them with the human laser beam
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toxicwrench · 11 months
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hbd clown boy sorry for being almost a week late or whatever
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angelxd-3303 · 1 year
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Art block go brrr
Here's some headcanons, bc I love pet names.
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Nicknames DK has for Mario:
*Rio
*Lil Red
*Dumbass (affectionate)
*Babe (usually when someone tries to flirt with Mario, accompanied by a tasteful baring of the teeth, lmao)
Nicknames Mario has for DK:
*Banana Phone (yes he sings the banana phone song every time)
*Monkey boy
*Innamorato
*Big softie (reserved for when they're alone)
Nicknames Peach has for Mario:
*My love
*My dearest
*Mustache (only when teasing)
*My little meow-meow (Luigi taught her that one, and he still hasn't forgiven him.)
*My knight
Nicknames Mario has for Peach:
*Peachy (called her this when sick and she literally melted, so it stuck.)
*Amore
*Darling
*Love
Nicknames Bowser has for Luigi:
*Turtledove
*Dearest
*My Queen
*Mama Luigi (teasing)
*Love
*Angel
*My Star
Nicknames Luigi has for Bowser:
*Kooky Koopa
*Amore
*Darling
*My King
*Tartaruga
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cryptidnamedhabit · 11 months
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Alright I'm going through shipping brainrot so y'all get some mariokong headcanons
• Dk grooms mario the same exact way apes irl do, it took a bit for mario to get used to it at first but eventually warmed up to it
• Mario teaches Dk how to speak Italian which Dk is surprisingly good at, on occasion mario will teach Dk to say something wildly inappropriate but will tell him it means something else
• And then when luigi hears Dk say whatever mario taught him he IMMEDIATELY corrects him
• Mario saw Dk attempt to cook something exactly once and now he's banned from the kitchen with very few exceptions
• This includes the microwave because dk can't even follow instructions on one of those boxes of microwaved dinners
• He's too impatient so he just removes the film (or doesn't) and puts it in for all the times on the box added together
• And then it comes out overcooked/burnt
• Bonus points if he manages to light it on fire
• Dk is surprisingly good at making kebabs and fruit smoothies of any kind
• Mario will gently run his fingers through Dk's fur when he thinks he's asleep
• Mario thinks Dk doesn't know this but he's fully aware of it
• Dk will pretend to be asleep sometimes just to get mario to do it
• Dk has always been really bad at watching/babysitting diddy and dixie kong, but despite this he's always put in charge anyway
• When mario heard about this he immediately offered to help dk watch them
• Dk gave mario SEVERAL warnings on how it would be a horrible idea
• Mario doesn't listen and helps anyway
• Dk is terrified at first but soon relaxes after mario seems to be doing surprisingly well with them
• At the end of the day diddy and dixie are so tuckered out that they fall asleep almost instantly
• Cue surprised pikachu face Dk
• Even cranky is surprised by this feat because even by jungle kingdom standards diddy and dixie are incredibly hard to deal with (aka adhd af)
• Eventually after awhile of dating, cranky pulls dk aside and says that he better not do anything stupid to end up losing mario, whether it's a break-up or outright death is up for interpretation (cranky definitely meant both)
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ghostbroh · 1 month
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Josh got his first piercing (ears) n both sitara and wrench came for moral support
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Bonus thing,T-bone sees Josh's ears,this is a /j type of headcannon,I think it would be pretty funny if T-Bone were the type to cry when he's drunk
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never-again-virgil · 6 months
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Head cannons for when if you were a teenager he found in San Francisco.
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(You the reader are probably around 15 maybe 16ish I doubt wrench would be around anyone younger then that)
1. I don't think wrench would ever adopt you per say. But he would like let you live with him, he probably wouldn't be home very often (he probably lives in his garage)
2. I don't think wrench would really have any 'rules' except for probably don't add or remove from the population.
3. Wrench is a messy dude, but he would probably have you a little clean area for you do your own thing, like have your bed there or were you can just have your own stupid shit.
4. I feel like when you turn 18 wrench would probably not kick you out but might try and push you to get a job unlike him because honestly his main way of income is stealing everyone else's banking information.
5. Wrench would probably teach you the basics on how to build things and how to hack (to a point) in his freetime.
6. Wrench would probably drink around you. He'd probably drink less when your awake but he'd drink more if your asleep.
7. Wrench would supply you with new tech (probably shit that he made so you wouldn't have a ctos or Blume anything)
8. He would also give you headphones for all the yelling and screaming he does and also when he works on things so he wouldn't wake you up.
9. If wrench ever saw you cry or want attention from him wrench would probably freeze up, wrench seems like the guy that wasn't really treated right as a kid so he never really developed the emotional intelligence to help you so he'd might call up Marcus or someone like that to help you or to guide him more.
10. God forbid anything happend to you. If someone hurt you or God forbid kidnapped you their already dead wrench is going mama bear on there ass so fast.
11. I feel like even if Wrench gave you a bed you probably wouldn't use it. I mean he's not home always so might as well use his of course Wrench doesn't care what bed you sleep in its when he can't go to sleep because your ass is in the middle of the bed and refuses to move like a concrete wall weighing down the damn bed.
That's all for now, I might do more on these, I wish there was a way where you guys can give me requests but I have no idea how to.
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codecan · 16 days
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My bf wanted to give watchdogs characters rlly bad head canons based off looks alone
So uh, here’s THAT;
(In his exact words)
Aiden: “he'd have a really stupid fear because one thing happened to him as a kid, he's scared of long words because he lost the spelling bee and really took it to heart”
Jordi: “collects taxidermied animals but like the weird ass obscure ones. instead of a deer head he'd have a goat head on his wall for funsies”. “Sexy”
Ray: “uses Pandora, says other music apps "don't have the right vibes"”
JB: “has tried (and continues to try) to use his mask to poke holes in cans so he can shotgun them”
Clara: “southern, she looks southern to me. Georgia…anyways she looks like she'd like those lil farmer trucks and have it decorated head to toe inside with zebra print idk why she gives me zebra print vibes”
Damien: “"I only shower when it rains, I check the weather before I leave for work every morning so I can see if I gotta put shampoo in or not! Our ancestors didn't shower so why should I!"”
Jackson: “had a phase where he would only eat if he had a side of white rice..didn't matter what he was eating it steak? side of rice salad? rice. drinking a smoothie?? needs his rice”
Marcus: “follows wrench's secret Tumblr account and pretends to not know it's wrench but will casually bring up his interests in conversations”
Wrench: “he's a lisa frank enjoyer and would have a secret Tumblr account where he rambles about his tismtastic interests”
Josh: “eats escargot, claims he hates it”
Sitara: “really, really likes boars, pigs, warthogs, ect..would have a pet g-pig (I forgot how to spell it), or a gerbil, maybe a hamster”
Dalton: “"hohoho!" typa laugh, plays golf”
Bagley: “if it was human it'd eat rocks”
Sabine: “likes cheetah print way too much, it's like an unhealthy obsession, would buy anything with cheetah print on it even if she doesn't need it”
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Since I've been feeling particularly generous lately, here's a snippet of another upcoming fic based on this headcanon by @mandaloriandragontrainer
As the sun cast its golden hues across the sky, illuminating the balcony with its warm glow, Callum stood there, his gaze fixed on the horizon, lost in thought. Rayla approached him, her footsteps silent. She wrapped her arm around his, feeling the strength in his grip as he held her hand.
“Morning, love,” she whispered, her voice soft and tender, a familiar greeting that echoed through the countless mornings they had shared together.
Callum turned to her, his eyes reflecting the colors of dawn as he pressed a gentle kiss to her hair. “Morning,” he replied, his voice carrying a weight she couldn't quite place.
“Enjoying the sunrise?” Rayla asked, her tone light, though a hint of concern lingered beneath the surface.
For a moment, there was silence, broken only by the distant sounds of birds greeting the new day. Callum's gaze remained fixed on the horizon, his expression pensive. Then, with a quiet intensity, he spoke, his words barely above a whisper.
“It's my last,” he confessed, his voice tinged with a mixture of resignation and acceptance.
Rayla's heart skipped a beat, her grip tightening on his arm as she searched his face for any sign of reassurance. “What do you mean?” she asked, her voice trembling slightly, her mind racing with a thousand questions and fears.
He turned to her, a gentle smile gracing his lips, his eyes reflecting a mixture of sadness and acceptance. “It's almost time, Ray,” he murmured softly.
Rayla's heart clenched in denial. “No,” she protested, her voice trembling with emotion, “don't go,” she pleaded, her eyes glistening with unshed tears.
But Callum's smile remained tender, almost serene, as he reached out to caress her cheek, wiping away her tears with a gentle touch. “I have to, love,” he whispered, his voice steady yet filled with love, “but I'll still be with you, always.” His reassurance offered her a flicker of comfort, but the weight of impending loss hung heavily in the air.
Rayla's lip trembled, her voice faltering as she struggled to find the right words. “Callum...” she choked out, her heart breaking with the impending farewell.
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chiquilines · 6 months
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I just like putting them in silly little outfits
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starculler · 2 months
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strap in for this week's fic flavor: the failsafe episode of season one of the young justice cartoon except the simulation just won't. fuckin. end.
(fics that inspired this at the end)
If I ever did sit down to make my own fic, I'd split it in 3 parts:
The Simulation: bits and pieces of the 40 years Dick lives after most everyone he knows has died
The Return: the immediate aftermath and healing from the trauma of having not-quite-actually lived a whole life only to wake up and find out it was all fake. nothing traumatizing about that whatsoever.
The Unintended Consequence: aka the twist I'd love to add and would hint to in the second part - finding out the simulation, through martian mind fuckery, pulled from the real world (and in many cases, from real minds). Dick meets a bunch of people he didn't think were real outside the confines of his simulated life. A bunch of rowdy, heroism-inclined teens across the years get to meet the sibling/friend/mentor figure they all dreamed up one night.
(actual idea snippets under the cut)
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Dick Grayson is 14 and most of the world's heroes have died. He planned a suicide mission that left him the sole survivor of a doomed team he helped found. The invasion may have been stopped, but is this really the price he wanted to pay?
The first face he sees in the infirmary is Roy's, and he has to close his eyes and just breathe for a few minutes because for one painful moment he'd thought it was Wally. But this isn't the world where his best friend miraculously survived alongside him. This is the one where he got his best friend killed and didn't even give him the courtesy of following behind him. Behind them.
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Dick Grayson is 27 and has lived longer without Bruce than with him. The invasion's anniversary is always a tough day for him, but that morning seems especially harrowing. He'll get shit for it later, but can't resist stepping out onto the balcony of the manor's master bedroom (Bruce's old bedroom) for a smoke -- his first since he'd promised to quit if Jason, just 15 then, did too.
"Bad habits tend to pile up," he'd said, a rueful quirk to his tired grin. He'd tapped the cigarette twice on the railing and added, lower, "and this one's especially nasty, huh."
He inhales, watches the sun creep across the horizon, and lets acrid smoke burn through his lungs for a long moment before blowing it out in a small cloud. His eyes water, but he doesn't cough. It tastes just as bad as it did the first time he smoked one, not even a year after the invasion and treading water as Robin proved insufficient.
There hadn't been enough heroes to go around then, and Dick had been trained by one of the best. It hadn't been fair, but it had been his plan that had ultimately stopped the invasion. His shoulders everyone's expectations fell on.
He takes another drag, then smudges the lit end against the rail he's leaned on when he hears a boot scuff purposefully against the roofing above him.
"Todd and Pennyworth will be upset with you."
He doesn't turn around. Damian doesn't jump down to join him.
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Dick Grayson is 54 and wakes up in a room full of ghosts. He hears his long-dead father-figure tell his long-dead team about a simulation they weren't meant to win. A training exercise gone wrong and only half a day spent under their mentors' careful, if slightly panicked, supervision.
He looks at his hands, watching the way his gloves crease when he flexes them in and out of tight fists. He looks at his team, their eyes a little haunted but shoulders slumped with relief even as they grumble. Batman's heavy, gloved hand settles on his shoulder and the weight of it is a nauseating mix of foreign-familiar.
He opens his mouth. Closes it.
Tears prick his eyes behind his domino mask, and he tells himself the suffocating, acidic void building in his chest is just some leftover side effect of the ordeal and not the grief-guilt of outliving yet another family (no matter that they hadn't been real in the end).
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Dick Grayson is 16-going-on-56 and well used to the coincidences piling up between his simulated life and the real thing. Some of it -- missions and villains he remembers cropping up -- he's marked for Bruce to review and sort as he pleases. Some -- security for the cave, team building anecdotes, and training regimens -- he's shared with the team. And some he keeps only for himself.
Tim is one of those. He knows it's not fair to the kid (so much smaller now than he ever was when Dick lived his simulated life), but he can't help being selfish just for this. Tim is the one kid he's sure he didn't make up, and if Dick's taken to babysitting the kid just to be near at least one member of the family he built for himself in the wake of the worst days of his life .... Well, anyone who says shit about it can happily stand in line to have their teeth kicked in.
Despite this, it still catches him off-guard when he sees a familiar face pop up in one of Bruce's reports.
Jason Todd, caught boosting tires off the batmobile, is nearly the same age now as he was when Dick met him. He stares at the words, but none of them really sink in beyond the kid's name and address. He's moving before he's even made the decision.
He's used to the world kicking him when he's down - lived it for 40 frustrating years. But he has Bruce again. And things with Tim have been so good. And he's always been selfish when it comes to family. If he could just see Jason. If he could just meet him. If he could talk to him.
If if if if if--
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Inspirations:
Circles in Shattered Mirrors by InfinityIllusion
Fine (But Not Okay) by CharlotteDaBookworm
Verisimilitude by mutemelody
#young justice#young justice cartoon#batfam#batman#dick grayson#thoughts and headcanons#the heart wrenching inability to cope with the fact that you've lived a fully realized life#you've loved and lost and loved again in the face of every unending tragedy#until you've forcefully carved out this one little safe haven for yourself#only to be thrust back to the beginning of one of your greatest traumas - esp one you're partly responsible for!#gotta love it#anyway i am and always have been obsessed with dick grayson and no one can stop me#the simulation was fake but some psychic bs means real world elements filtered in#cue several children with weird dream-memories of half-lived experiences and a massive sense of deja-vu#when they wade into the superhero world#all i can picture is the spiderman pointing meme but it's the batkids at dick lol#my favorite idea is that once Dick gets his grubby hands on Jason and Tim it's all over from there#he's pulling late nights and researching and scouring facial recognition databases until he finds his kids#(he blurs the lines a lot when it comes to considering them his siblings vs kids#on the one hand they're not super far apart in age bar Damian#on the other he hasn't been a kid in any meaningful way since he was 14 and he very nearly raised half of them in some way#(plus side to an au is that i can space the ages out more as needed compared to the show haha)#jason and cass are firmly siblings close as they are to his age#steph tim and duke fluctuate depending on how in trouble or injured they are#i will die by dick being damian's dad tho lmao#babs is more platonic life partner than sibling but very firmly family regardless#this is the dick grabs on to any shred of family he can with both hands and drags them in kicking and screaming if he has to au
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leverage-ot3 · 1 year
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I love how the ot3 are still taking classes to learn each other's skills. Do you think that we'll ever see part of those classes? Like the tail end of one at the beginning of the episode right before we find out about the person who needs to be helped?
omg bestie me tf too
I’d LOVE to see, like, hardison and eliot learning how to crack a safe, or eliot practicing fighting forms with parker and hardison, or hardison teaching eliot and parker how to create basic bugs
or parker taking them to a racetrack or something like that and backseat driving making them practice driving maniacally defensive driving
OR ELIOT TEACHING THEM HOW TO COOK (I know that isn’t technically a crime talent, but helloooooooo sharing your love language let’s fucking GO)
or in that vein, even just scenes of parker and eliot watching hardison’s favorite shows and actually paying attention would be really cute
also eliot holding the punching bag as parker and hardison take turns with it, gently critiquing them on their stances and punches. he isn’t gruff with them (unless they tease him) because he genuinely wants them to learn and be able to best protect themselves. he knows they’re both strong and fit and capable, but it helps him rest a little easier knowing that he has taught them better self defense moves
and parker teaching them how to pick out of handcuffs so they will never be trapped if she can’t get to them in time
and hardison teaching them how to deactivate self-destructs and other offensive technological security measures because he never wants them to feel like he felt stepping on udall’s bomb or feel like he felt waiting to hear if parker made it out of that potato safe
logically I know that we probably won’t see it in the show since it (unfortunately) isn’t really centered around the ot3 dynamic, but I’d surely sell my soul to see it on screen
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biscuit-and-jam · 4 months
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Ya got any headcanons for shreebs? : 3
We've only got 3 eps so far but I'm going off vibes~
• idk if they'd be the type to have a serious relationship, i see them more as a situationship kind of guys
• there's a LOT of casual touch, i feel they're super comfortable with each other (also, im obsessed with how Beebs just picks him up like he weighs a couple of grapes)
• since ep3 messed me up, i feel like Beebs might be one the few people Shirke tried to rectify his behavior for. He seems like he values his comfort a lot and for him to just watch his shows in his room so Beebs can play guitar in peace says A LOT about his respect for this guy
• they also just like to be in the same room while they do their own thing
• IN MY HEART OF HEARTS I K N O W BEEBS DEVELOPED FEELING FIRST
• Shrike is OBLIVIOUS AF, when Beebs was first teaching him guitar, he tried to do that that thing where they guide his hands with his own hands to the strings all cute, but it just went over Shrike's head. That probably discoruaged Beebs at first but after seeing Shrike earnestly trying to get better at guitar made him realize he was probably oblivious
• if im being honest, idk if they'd ever formally get together, i just feel like they fell into a very comfortable state of domesticity and just,, started acting like an old married couple
• speaking of!!! They often get confused for one. Shrike is like ??? And beebs just doesn't deny it
• They still keep separate rooms but visit each other for cartoons, guitar, just talking and cuddling probably
• SPEAKING OF!!! Beebs is probably the most cuddleable man alive, Shrike scored the lottery with this giant teddy bear of a man
Damn... i was gonna preface this with "idk if i have many headcanons" but i guess i do !
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shrimpyfellow · 4 months
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My personal monkey wrench headcanons (tumblr ruins image quality so yeah)
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ASO I FORGOT TYNEEN UGH she’s a lesbian too
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tempestuous-tempest · 11 months
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Again! Wrench Headcanons:
Guess this 28/41 year old is my hyperfixation for a while.[Age depends on which game he's in. WD2 has him at canonically 28 while Legion makes him canonically 41 years old.] This is about the length of my Deacon Rambles post...
Was a high school drop out at some point. Always getting in trouble for skipping classes, taking shit apart, having his hood/mask on, fighting because he didnt get along with people, etc etc. He hated school.
I see him as the type to have been a drummer in a band at one point. Eventually the band just fell apart but he has some of their songs on his phone still.
Loved the movie Scott Pilgrim vs. the World. In his mind, it had a badass sound track. 7 Nation Army by The White Stripes and Black Sheep by Metric and Brie Larson were real bangers in his mind.
Reeks of beer and gasoline most of the time. Change my mind.
Deadpool is this man's icon. Some of his jokes are inspired by jokes from the comics or movies. Has posters, funkos, obviously the comics and movies, and even dressed up as his own punk version of deadpool loosely based on the funko mini. His personal favorite mini was the chicken costume.
Has a unicorn stuffed animal himself.
Also likes Spider-Punk.
Likes Motorcycles a little bit more than cars.
Detective films? Yes. Action Movies? Definitely. Sci-Fi? Hell Yeah! Horror? Maybe not so much.
People seem to be unable to decide whether Wrench is Bi or Pan. I personally think he'd be Pansexual.
Doesn't like cleaning as he states ingame. Will clean if the mess starts to bother him. Or if Sitara makes him.
High metabolism which is why he's so thin.
Throwns in tons of movie/game references when speaking expecting people to get them and then has to explain them when they dont. Definitely geeks out when someone does.
You know that one audio trend with the person singing CPR and someone else yelling "Language"? He'd be the singer and Sitara would be the one yelling at him to mind his language.
Sends the most odd videoes at the most random of times.
Also the kind of guy that might not respond until like and hour or 2 later.
Tries to be pretty quiet in the mornings, besides the music blasting in his earbuds/headphones.
The more I think about the more I start to believe that his "bad driving" is just a thing he makes people believe until you see his dumb ass in a race and this fucker blows you away with his skills. Then you start to really understand why he can do perfect drifts getting away from the police or gangs in a chace.
Due to his always racing thoughts, he sometims forgets some things. Like he gets sent out to take out the trash, goes to the kitchen, forgets why he went in there, does a few circles to try and remember, then gives up and goes back to his room or workspace. It'll hit him like 20 minutes later.
Favorite food is probably Tacos. Pizza close in like 2nd or 3rd place, maybe.
Decent at voice impressions, if you couldnt tell.
Oh, and for those who absolutely need them, have some romance headcanons too:
Didn't show his face to his S/O until like 6 months into the relationship at the least. He was so fucking nervous too.
Wouldn't even fully open up about his past until probably a year in at the least.
Prepare for cheesy love songs, matching key chains, corny pick up lines, bits of playful teasing, and a lot of small physical touches. (Mostly hand holding but would wrap his arms around his s/o's waist) His s/o also wrapping their arms around his waist drives him nuts.
Needs a lot of reassurance that his s/o loves him. I wouldnt say constantly but quite a few times in the relationship, especially at the beginning.
He isnt exactly scared of commitment as he had a husband at one point. Key word: "Had". Dont expect him to fully settle down though. He still plans to fight until he is sure this battle is really over.
Two Words: Super. Clingy.
Might forget an anniversary, dont hold it against him. He sometimes forgets what he had for breatfast 15 minutes ago.
As I've mentioned before, he does not like kids. Don't expect a family with him.
No planned dates unless his s/o is the one who plans them. He kinda just does things whenever if both have the free time.
Makes sure to dial down his weirdness just a little so his s/o is comfortable. He takes things slow if they want them to be.
Was definitely taking forever to actually ask his s/o out. Hoped they would do it first but then got impatient after a while and just blurted out everything.
This is getting too long. Im done for now.
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blazethecheeto · 27 days
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hey hi this might just be my obsession with her but hey. what happened to caitlin's screentime. i miss her. i miss when she had relevant plot and the writers cared about her and didn't just show up to say some science exposition then disappear for another two episodes.
i thought she was one of the main characters. LIKE SHE IS. it just feels like they forgot almost every plot point they have with her until the next caitlin centric episode. whcih gets more and more sparse each season.
s6 was actually brutal, she had virtually no screentime or episodes, it was all about frost, which i get that they wanted to do something different, but caitlin shouldn't have been completely pushed aside. like, i feel like after s4, they didn't know what to do with caitlin. if she doesn't have a love interest or her storyline with frost, they have no idea what to do with her plot.
so they don't include her at all.
WHICH PISSES ME OFF? BECAUSE THERE IS SO MUCH. SO MUCH POTENTIAL FOR CAITLIN STORYLINES THAT DON'T INCLUDE FROST.
those brief, beautiful moments where she gets a chance to shine or have her angst, like when the flashbacks showed her getting fucking run over??? by her dad?? which she repressed for 20 years??? and that's not good plot material for the writers??
in 7x08, when caitlin just breaks down because she doesn't want to live a life without frost?? 2x22 when caitlin thinks she sees jay everywhere and is terrified?
they have an actual goldmine of a character with built-up plot and lore and angst and personality and she's literally my favourite flash character ever and they just. push her aside.
they have deleted scenes of really good caitlin stuff with danielle acting her ass off and they just scrap it because hey we actually wanna see more of another wells or cecile or allegra or whoever they decide to focus on today :3
guys i promised myself this wouldn't be an anti-flash rant, istg im just so sad. i love caitlin. i love frost. i love their storylines.
it just sucks the show doesn't seem to think they matter.
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