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maxcuntstappen · 5 months

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anyways i wrote this months ago after being exposed to the idea of alien max through brilliant @yekoc and their brilliant anons. alien max in this is completely different and definitely struggling but i love him

and now u can have him

Max had really really wanted to like it on earth. He really did it. After all, it was a part of his legacy, to spend years on the planet to collect data on technologies and resource to send back to his home planet. It’s what his mother had done. It’s what his father had done.

They had differing opinions on it though. His mother had loved it here. Max grew up hearing stories about self replenishing waterfalls and skies that seemed to change colours from one moment to next. His home planet wasn’t very colourful; primarily made up of red, blue and white. They were nice colours. They reminded Max of home. But he loved how purples and pinks looked in the books he was given on life on Earth for Dummies when he first started training. He loved how his mother described them too. How pink felt like softness to her, like Max’s baby blanket he slept with, which used to be his mom’s dress. Like how his cheeks felt when his trainer told him he had done a good job. How purple felt like licking at something tart, the dual feeling of unease and joy the accompanies it. His mother loved her time on Earth and Max loved hearing about it, dreaming and waiting for his turn to go make his own memories and stories to bring back home.

His father wasn’t impressed by Earth. He found humans irritating and gross and he said he couldn’t wait for his time on Earth to be done so he could leave the disgusting creatures and come back, to silence and routine and order.

Max always thought he’d be like his Mom; liking the planet, liking what he was learning about it, wanting to keep digging and researching everything about it. He wanted to be like his mother, he always did.

But so far, he wasn’t coming close.

Humans were so LOUD. Max didn’t necessarily have any particular issues with sound. But he believes there should at least be a reason for making painfully loud sounds?

Like back home, when a part of the surface is weak and needs tending to, it screeches and vibrates.

But humans were loud just for the sake of being loud. There were horns going off everywhere, people shouting with no reason, they walked around talking on their phones but people six miles away could hear them.

Max is exaggerating of course. That is one thing he did like about humans, their dramatics. Only if they could do them without being painfully LOUD, he’d have something to add to his list.

He was sitting in a cafe, trying out the hot chocolate his mother had told him he must try when he gets a chance, when he first heard the noise.

It was loud, bellowing. Max noticed how it wasn’t just his attention that had been captured. Several heads were turned towards the human.

He wanted to be annoyed. It was yet another sound on an already long and hard day. But when the man’s mouth opened, only for more laughs to tumble out, he realised he didn’t really mind it all that much.

Max of course knew what laughs sounded like. They had had a whole course on it back in the academy. On the different kinds of laughs and what they can mean. They had clips that researchers had recorded through the years.

None of them sounded like this though. Max wondered if he should be recording this for data. Maybe it would be a helpful addition to the human studies programme.

He couldn’t make himself do it. It felt like something he was meant to keep as his own. The very first thing he fell in love with on earth.

#alien! max #ficlet #lav's ficlet #fic rec #max verstappen #daniel ricciardo #maxiel au #maxiel #maxiel fic rec

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stubz · 6 months

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I saw a bunch of humans are space orcs, and humans are feared by aliens, etc. and want to add to it.

Kid centre for all alien children/younglings run by humans.

-"Human Kim! Are you all right? Do you seek medical aid??"

"I'm okay! ...why do you ask?"

"You just got bit by Zyz! I'm so sorry, I've told him to not do that with others but-!"

"Hey, it's okay. Look, these things happen and I know that's just your species' way of showing affection. Just tell him to ask next time and to not bite too hard."

"... 'these things happen' .... 'tell him to ask next- human Kim has this happened to you before?!"

"Oh lots of times! I used to work at a daycare on earth before this. Now, you wanna talk about bites let me tell you about Penny, she was a biter. So was my nephew but that was him stimming. I just asked that he get my attention first so as to not startle me."

"Is this the same Penee who gave you 3 stitches?"

"Yep."

-"Human Kim, thank you for helping Pollix become comrades with the other younglings! May I ask how you did it so I may use it in the future?"

"Of course! It wasn't anything special really, we just wrestled which caught the attention of the other kids and soon enough they were cheering for Pollix to win. Then after that Xw and a few others asked Pollix to teach her how to wrestle as well." they finished with a smile.

"YOU WHAT!"

"I-I thought play wrestling and fighting was encouraged among young tighalax. I am so sorry if I did something wrong-!"

"Human Kim, you could have DIED."

"...huh?"

"Tighalaxes have what you call drugs in the points of our tails and one cut should drive you insane. Not only that but we, as younglings, should be nearly twice your body weight. And at this age have yet to control our strength!"

"Ooh so that's why I felt high! Phew! I thought I accidentally ate my weed muffin instead of the regular one, and we can't have that."

"You felt 'high'?"

"Yeah but only for 10 minutes, luckily I usually just get tired and relaxed when high. And for the weight strength part, I grew up babysitting all of my younger siblings and cousins. My child carrying records are 5 4-6 year olds, 4 7-12 year olds, 3 teenagers, and 2 childish giants who are somehow 21 this year."

"...any chance I can bribe you to quit and come work for me and my pack?"

#aliens #humans are space oddities #humans are space orcs #the adventures of kim and max running a space child care centre

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alethianightsong · 4 months

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"I miss when movies weren't political-"

ALIEN is about a megacorporation coercing some salvagers into transporting a dangerous creature without telling them what it is, all because the creature could be a great bioweapon for them. When a survivor of this failed transport mission wants reparations, they screw her over to avoid a scandal.

ROBOCOP is about another mega-corporation experimenting with a cop's body and declaring him their property, trying to reduce him to an obedient killing machine who can maintain the status quo for them.

JURASSIC PARK is about a rich billionaire going all out to make a dinosaur-themed amusement park, not caring about the real-world implications of resurrecting giant lizards. He also underpays ONE guy to maintain the entire park's security systems so predictably, that one guy betrays him at a crucial moment.

The best movies weave their politics with plot & character, so you can enjoy them as entertainment but can also notice the themes. Movies without themes wind up being all spectacle and no substance, just noise and color like Michael Bay's Transformers franchise. Yeah, they make money, but they'll be forgotten in 2 generations.

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k-i-l-l-e-r-b-e-e-6-9 · 30 days

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#woman #women #cinema #action movies #horror movies #alien #the exterminator #kill bill #mad max #tomb raider #resident evil #the matrix #The Scorpion King #Crouching Tiger #Hidden Dragon #kickass

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residentalienfan69dodoobuttballs · 2 months

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Greetings resident alien fans. All three of you

#resident alien fanart #resident alien #harry vanderspeigle #max hawthorne #syfy

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residentaliengif · 11 months

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You just drew me a picture. You only do that for someone you love. I only drew that because I am an artist and I want to share my gift with the world.

Resident Alien 2x16 I Believe in Aliens

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nonbinary-arsonists · 3 days

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hey have you guys seen the 7 hour nicktoons unite video

#i am NOT drawing spongebob #i can deal with fairies and aliens and ghosts and high-tech robots but i draw the line at sentient sealife.#not even to mention how the scale is off #spongebob is like. 4 inches tall MAX #anyway :)#my art #digital art #nickelodeon #nicktoons #nicktoons unite #danny phantom #my life as a teenage robot #el tigre #jimmy neutron #fairly oddparents #invader zim

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electraslight · 8 months

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grandpa max never got over kevin putting 5 spice on his mealworm lasagna

#ben 10 #ben 10 omniverse #ben 10 alien force #ben tennyson #ben 10 ultimate alien #kevin levin #ben 10 classic #gwen tennyson #ben ten #max tennyson #ben 10 series #ben 10 fanart #b10

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smiledog15578 · 6 months

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He really is beefing with a little boy

#resident alien #harry vanderspeigle #max Hawthorne #asta twelvetrees #art #fanart #shitpost #my art

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geepranks · 6 months

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Everyone should go and watch Scavengers Reign immediately. It's full of kreechurs.

#scavengers reign #aliens #hbo max #animation #art

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macfrog · 5 months

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idk what's making me say this it's probably the fact i haven't talked to my therapist in nine days but -

some of the most eloquent, immersive, and downright inspiring work i have ever read has come from this site. there are so many insanely talented creators on here, and what's even more special is that most of them are also really good fucking people!!!

so it's very disheartening to see people feel targeted, pushed out and, honestly, harassed to the point where they want to quit writing over the way that other users treat them. this is a fucking hobby. it's supposed to be fun. y'all are beginning to make it very not fun.

if you are someone who makes, consumes, or even simply lurks over fan art in any of its forms - you will always be welcome to come hang on my blog. no pressure, no rules, no expectations. come talk to me, share your work, send me pics of your pets, tell me about your grandma.

as long as you don't behave like a cunt, you're respectful to everyone, you like animals, and you care about others - this is a safe place. only Good Cunts on this site, right? right.

now. happy fucking friday. love you all.

#if your tw discourse involves making people feel alienated or ostracized from this community then you can go ahead and take it to: fuck :)#honestly will probs delete i just got mad for a sec #she's tired of bullies and she's waving her noodle arms !!!!!!#chats w max

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kierofoxen · 16 days

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