#and THE MERCH. THE MERCH!! like yes i know its not like he crafted and designed all of his merch by hand . like dot drew the create cube-

[dog-in-disguise]

30 day fictionkin challenge

but I do all the rest in one day cause I forgot about them and now don't want to wait

Day 7: What was your introduction to fictionkin?

Watching Alice in wonderland [1951] as a child!

Day 8: Are you similar to your fictotype in personality? How so?

i am! I would say I am quite wacky and weird :3

Day 9: Are you similar to your fictotype in appearance? How so?

not at all lol

Day 10: Link to/tag your favorite fictionkin Tumblr.

Don't have one D:

Day 11: Have you ever met other fictionkin? In real life or online?

only ever online, sadly. better then nothing though!

Day 12: Have you ever met canonmates? In real life or online? How did it go?

never :c

Day 13: Have you ever met doubles? In real life or online? How well did you get along?

ive seen old posts from other mad hatters, I admit I don't like it. it makes me doubt my muchness

Day 14: What are shifts like?

shifts are often feeling very silly, wanting to speak in riddles, walking differently, and wanting to make art!

Day 15: How do you deal with kin-for-fun?

idk, I don't really want to talk about it. but I really don't care, as long as you're not hurting anyone I'm not too invested

Day 16: What are your thoughts on symbols, flags, etc.?

I LOVE flags. pride flags, country flags, ship flags, union flags. any flags, I love it. so I like the alterhuman flags :3 and symbols are a great way of recognising other alterhumans!

Day 17: Does fictionkinity connect to spirituality for you?

i not sure, it's complicated

Day 18: Does fictionkinity connect to neurodivergence for you?

for me? yes! autistic people are often seen as weird, which makes me connect more with the mad hatter, cause he is weird. also because the mad hatter has mad hatters disease, which also makes him act out of place.

Day 19: Do other people notice your similarity to a character or species?

yes! I won't say exactly why, because it would give away my dead name. but I definitely have been compared to him!

Day 20: How do you express your fictotype? Clothes, merch, cosplay, maybe even name?

arts and crafts, especially sewing. also currently sewing buttons to a brown coat, I can't wait! it already gives me shifts

Day 21: What’s something about the fictionkind community that you wish was different?

to be honest, nothing comes to mind at the moment

Day 22: What’s something about the fictionkind community that you appreciate?

same as above loo

Day 23: How do you approach consuming your source? Analytically, obsessively, casually, reluctantly, etc…

i don't really consume my media. I watch the movies every once in a while, and I do own multiple books about Alice in wonderland. but for the most part I don't, I know it pretty well as I grew up watching aiw 2010 so yeah!

Day 24: What’s the worst anti-fickin take you’ve ever seen?

literally haven't seen any I can remember

Day 25: What’s the best anti-fickin take you’ve ever seen? Respond to it.

also can't remember xd

Day 26: What are some songs that remind you of your fictotype or source?

im only gonna list one cause I have so many

Cheshire kitten (we're all mad there) but S. J. tucker

Day 27: What are some other characters/species that remind you of your fictotype?

willy wonka >:3

Day 28: Do you have a favorite piece of fanart? (Better to reblog for this day, do not repost someone’s art.)

d o n t h a v e o n e

Day 29: Do you have activities that connect you to your source? (Food, hobbies, interests, etc.)

sewing, arts an crafts, sweets, riddles,

Day 30: Talk about what it’s like to be your fictotype.

its fun all around for me. the only downsides I ever have is missing my friends from underland, [especially March hare, my love], and seeing doubles. other then that, it's great :3

#alterhuman #fictionkin #fictionhearted #The weird one! #mad hatter kin #madhatterkin #alice in wonderland kin #aiw kin

[skeleton-in-a-hoodie]

Random Dead Doesn't Mean Gone au headcannons:

Leo has a leg brace and cane. Splinter teaches him fight with both twin katana and a cane. Both his swords and cane have tanto hidden in them.

Leo and Raph technically know how to swim, but when the meet Splinter it's been a long time since they last had the chance. Donnie and Mikey never learned how to. The first spring and summer after meeting Splinter, he takes them to a river that runs through the forest to teach them.

Splinter used to smoke when he was alive. He quit roughly a year before he died and still sometimes gets cravings, although he doesn't realise what the cravings are for until Casey's grandmother figures it out. Knows how to blow smoke rings and uses ghost powers to do it.

Mikey, Donnie and Splinter all have ADHD and autism.

Mikey is also dyslexic.

Donnie has OCD.

Leo and Raph are both autistic. Leo has problems with his throat as well as his bad leg.

Splinter and Raph both have depression.

Splinter also has memory problems due to [REDACTED]. He can be part way through a task and completely forget what he's supposed to be doing and needs a reminder to get back on track. When the Old House becomes the Lair, their kitchen has a big chart with days of the week, what chores need doing and all the extracurriculars the boys have. It helps everyone know what's doing on, but it's main purpose is to remind Splinter what he needs to do.

As time goes on, his memory problems will get worse.

Venus exists in this universe! Her birth name is Mei, but Venus is a nickname that stuck. She met at least two of the brothers when they lived in the same children's home. It's been a few years since she last saw them - Venus was adopted before them and lives in New York with her dad.

Her dad runs a shop of odds and ends. It's one of those places you can spend hours just exploring and still not find the other end of the building. There's a section that's just got knitting supplies and some very old books, so Mikey and Raph go in one day and run into Venus again.

Venus and her dad end up meeting Splinter. Her dad's reaction is to offer Splinter some tea. When everyone is confused that he's not at all freaked out, he just says Splinter is not the weirdest thing he's ever seen and then refuses to elaborate.

Her dad and Splinter are funny old men together. (Yes Splinter is technically frozen at 32 in this au, but he can be an old man in spirit.)

April has a ghost hunting show.

If you want to summon Splinter (on purpose) offerings of tea, peanut butter or cheese are acceptable. If you want to summon him and then get absolutely nothing done, godzilla merch is the way to go

Casey and April have summoned Splinter before by accident.

April, Mona and Irma are all on a roller derby team. Venus may join the team, I'm not sure. If not, she cheers them on.

Splinter's attitude to other ghosts being in his territory is essentially "I do not care, just don't be a prick about it."

Some spirits will leave him offers when travelling through his territory. Mostly peices of metal, wood, bits of food. One very confused spirit left him weilding equipment. When Splinter accepted it, he started getting random meltworking, woodworking and tools for pretty much any craft you can think of. It's like being friends with a bunch of confused but helpful crows.

If Splinter wants to go into the forest, he leaves offerings for the forest deer.

The deer will give him peices of metal and wood from its forest from time to time - he uses these to make his kids' weapons.

The Lair has: chickens, a cat, two dogs, and a turtle. They also use the fields around the house to grow potatoes and other fruits and vegtables. Some of it they keep, others they take to the farmer's market to make extra money

Casey's grandmother took one look at Splinter and adopted him. Splinter had no idea what was happening at the time. This is another reason Casey calls him Tio

#tmnt #tmnt 2012 #tmnt au #dead doesn't mean gone au

[ecoamerica]

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[feraecor]

𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐎𝐌 / 𝐔𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒 𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄 𝐅𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐒

Let's do it for Mercy, cause why not?

Did they believe in Santa?: Ha, no. Mercy was the terrible kid that went around destroying dreams and spilling the secret to other kids that Santa didn't exist. His favorite thing to do was tell them was that if they didn't get the right gifts that they asked for, it was cause their parents were wrong.

Were they a dinosaur or rock kid?: Rocks and plants and whatever other ingredients he could get his little grubby hands on. He was very much a collector, with a neat little shelf of all the best gem stone and crystals and rocks that he found. If dinosaurs were an ingredient, he would definitely have liked them.

Bugs or slimy critters?: Both. Dragonflies were his favorite, next to moths and butterflies. Frogs and toads were always around because their attracted to a lot of the conditions needed to grow certain plants and herbs for spellcraft. So he was always playing with some type of creepy crawly or slimy.

Do they fidget? How?: Mercy is and always will be on the move. He fidgets now the same way he did as a kid. If his leg isn't bouncing or fingers tapping, then he's usually moving around rearranging things to his liking.

What were they frequently in trouble for as a child?: Yes, but he was rarely disciplined because his father and grandfather were both higher ups in the coven. His grandfather was the coven leader so he was generally the one to scold Mercy if it was something truly harmful. But Mercy in general was an unruly brat.

What underwear do they like?: Usually briefs.

Designs on clothing or no?: Mercy has plenty of graphic tees and wacky designs on his clothes. But generally he's huddled in a hoodie with garish words or cat ears on them. He likes to wear odd the wall clothes just to throw people off.

Birthmarks?: The only "marking" he's had from birth are his eyes, which are bright red and if any one knows their more ancient witchlines, can give him away with their abilities. Otherwise, he doesn't have any traditional birthmarks per se.

Do they have good self control?: Verbally? No. When it comes to his craft and power, yes.

Favorite franchise?: He's always down for a superhero movie. X.men movies and comics and lore always get him. He has quite a bit of Ba.tman merch too.

Do they re-enact scenarios in the shower?: Not really. He doesn't really dwell on past interactions much unless he sees the person again. And then its "oh you're that bitch--".

Do they tell the waiter that their order is wrong?: No, he eats that shit quick and barely worries about taste. He's picky but not enough to bother a server for.

Stairs or elevator?: Elevator. A boy be lazy.

Are they an exaggerator when telling stories?: YES. That's all I have to say about it. Yes.

Tagged by: @lured-into-wonderland

Tagging: Steal it!

#lured-into-wonderland #{Mercy -headcanon-} #~this just solidifies how much a gremlin child he is #~im sorry he's so chaotic

[the-nysh]

BONES poked the bear/pulled the lion's tail too much this time. Bakugou's fans have been the most tolerant (at least compared to Deku's subset of vocal JP Mom fans) considering what they have had to put up with from the adaptation, Movies and OVAs, and its interesting how the mischaracterization started from day 1, died down a bit in S2+3, then has flaired up again to get steadily worse since. Its probably more intolerable for JP fans considering what Kacchan is going through in the manga too.

Early departures in characterization could be dismissed/ignored as typical 'anime adaptation weirdness,' but then those occurrences kept adding up, to the point how back in s5 (during the peak of the World Heroes Mission movie weirdness affecting production) the inclusion of him saying 'ore-sama' there was immediately jarring like he was an imposter even then. And NOW the way BONES chooses to reintroduce watchers to the core 'essence' and 'appeal' of his character in the first two eps of s6 is thru that very same, most shallow, disrespectful way possible (by insisting on giving him a worse narcissistic trait than what his middle school self never used even at his nastiest, while trying to sell that as something 'good'/cute/funny his fans will even like), DURING the very season he's supposed to display his biggest sacrifice and selfless growth as a hero, concurrently while he's fighting on his deathbed in the current manga - OH YES even his Japanese fans lost their tolerance in confusion/anger at BONES continuing to mishandle his character this carelessly & late in the game for no reason - because that ooc distortion's now unacceptable. You'll see how even his most avid manga lovers will admit they hate his anime counterpart, because who tf is that; the difference in personality at this stage, in the opposite direction of who he's supposed to be, feels like a rancid mockery of everything positive Hori's labored to show he represents.

The characterization of Bakugou is the number 1 reason I don't support the anime (and most of the merch) unless I know Horikoshi has been involved (aka Heroes Rising). It feels so arrogant and disrespectful of the writers to actively undermine the managka's carefully crafted characters so crudely especially as Horikoshi has made it clear Bakugou and Deku's relationship is the important core of the story with Bakugou's character on his own being a huge part of that.

It really does, that his character's handling, which is a fine line to accurately portray already, feels like a litmus test to gauge the overall quality, and you can immediately tell the difference in 'official' content where Hori's involved or not, as he conveys his heart & soul (including the projects he shows his passion & support for) vs shallow imitations that lack that which endears fans to his work in the first place. Anyway, only Hori can be trusted to 'handle his own characters with care,' because we see the glaring result of what happens when BONES doesn't - when they're given free rein to write flanderized derivations without his input...but this has been the case we've known since forever. :') It's just unfortunate they have to repeatedly cut corners double down on tired stereotypes and additions for the worse that no longer fit or work in favor of the story he's trying to tell, rather than improve or meet Hori with the same level of care/respect his work deserves.

#bnha #kacchan #anonymous #replies #BONES pls #the differences had been noted for years and built up as a longtime coming #but this time even the japanese fans lost their patience - as THAT portrayal of him no longer flies

[falsebooles123]

Confessions of a Recovering Genre-Phobic 1/13/24

Hey Whores, This Week was the middle of a giant blizzard through most of central and southern oregon. Did I get any snow? No so fuck the weather too. Anyway heres some music I listened to.

Emoji Antique (2015) - Scott Bradlee's Postmodern Jukebox

Genre: Jazz Length: (12 Tracks)

Figured I'd start this week off on an easy peesey album. When I first made this list in 2019 I added a lot of what I would now consider twee music. I made a point to cull out the various Movie Soundtracks, Comedy Albums, and other 'novelty' music from the list before the new years. To underline my adoration for this style in my cabernet/jazz era I also include the solo albums for Casey Abram and Hailey Reinhart on my watchlist, (listenlist?).

I will say that album despite it coming out directly before the last PMJ album we reviewed is subsequental lesser.

But I feel the need as a reviewer to properly anaylsis my own discomfort with the work. I will say that my ira with this album is fully subtextual right? Objectively the jazz in this album are good. These are great singers and they do a great job but PMJ is not an original work, its a cover band which means that are approuch to listening to this music is colored by us actually knowing the original work and are feelings about the original music to begin with. I think its also important to recognize that PMJ works best as a a live band. My initial interest in the band was from watching there youtube videos which are filmed as a chamber set often with a central Chanteuse character drawing attention center stage. It very much is playing off of the performance style of these genres of music and it works incredible well. These people are hot, they sing well, and they have an incredible fantastic stage presence. It what makes this songs have a lasting impact in my opinion. Listening to a purely audio version of these songs is a detriment and honestly the tangible albums have also felt a little cashgrabby. I mean they released four albums in 2015. Four of them. its really doesn't feel like these were artistic attempts and putting together the creme de la creme of there chambe sessions it feels much more like a bunch of singles they ripped to cd so that they had something to sell at merch tables.

Bad Romance and Barbie Girl are both fantastic stage performances and its truly sad that you can't see Sarah Reich in her footwork with a literally cd of this.

I feel like my thoughts are all over the place so I'm gonna try my best to make my critiques cognent. Why not a numbered list.

Lyricism

Famarity

Production

Lyricism

The opener of this album is All About That Bass (feat. Morgan James, Haley Reinhart, Ariana Savalas & Casey Abrams). Its meant as this fun, feel-good, pop number and it is and so is the original. The issue for me is that I just don't like Trainers message in it. this review is too long to get to deep in the paint about it but Trainer centers who own love and self-accemptance exclusively on whether or not shes fuckable to men and theres also quite a bit of skinny shaming in it. with some very weak lip-service and yes this song came out way before much of the culteral conversation over body positivity and body nutrality and all that crap but It still sits in the pantheon of other girlboss songs like 'before he cheats' and 'you belong to me' that have a kind of toxic feminitiy to. It rubs me the wrong way.

This is the two edged sword of PMJ because on one hand the torch singing style there known for focuses on the lyricism and songs that really sing on this album Creep, Barbie Girl I Believe In A Thing Called Love, and Only One have fantastic lyrics. Its acts as an appreciation to the craft of songwriting. Contrary-wise it makes the weak lyricism of other songs that much more thread-bare. If 80% of your song and mixing is focused on the words they have to be good or at least they pale in comparision to the tent-poles of there work. The enthralling torch songs that made me first fall in love with there work.

Familarity

So heres the thing right. If you have a cover band you want to cover songs that people know right? Usually this isn't a problem they choose a lot of big, and I mean like huge, top 100 pop songs. Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, Bruno Mars. Songs that would be immediately recognizable and beloved. For fucks sake this album ends with a pared-down solely recreation of Take Me To Church. They play crowd pleasers. So lets play a game name who sings these songs.

Such Great Heights

I Believe in A Thing Called Love

That was The Postal Service and The Darkness. Oh uh yes these were top 100 hits in there specific genres in 2003. On further research I have heard Such Great Heights. Mostly because I really love 2000s indie pop but the main issue with this is that I don't recognize the song from the arrangement. The arrangement is fantastic its a great song but its not recognizable the same experience. And I don't want to act like thats a bad thing that an adaptation is *too* tranformative. At the same time I feel like we should question what is the point of a cover band doing a cover that nobody recognizes?

Ok Round Two

Only One

Poison

That was Kanye West and Rita Ora!!!!

Ok so heres the vibe. These songs are both from around early 2015, and were fairly popular on the radio at that time. In fact, Rita Ora released her single only two weeks before PMJ covered it. Neither or these songs to the best of my understanding had any staying power, (I for one had never heard of them before despite me being in my peak listening to the radio era), they didn't even make the top 100 for that year. If your wondering all the other contemporary songs on this album are on there. Its hard not to see this as Scott Bradlee's hearing a critical acclaimed song on the radio and then immediately turning around and making an arrangement for it for the clicks. Which don't get me wrong that was 85% of the trending videos on youtube at the time but it still acts as a burr in my side when looking at this from a artistic perspective. Because once again these songs don't sound like the original which brings us to my third point.

Production

To keep this slightly brief lets discuss. Paper Planes - M.I.A. You know the one its the song with the hook that goes "bang bang bang cash register and takes your money". The production on the song is fantastic. The beat is dreamy and gauzy, her vocals are muted but lathegic like shes in another room. Its a sound that is distinctive it feels like walking down the street in a 90s action film. right with that very specific california sunny filter that makes everything piss yellow. thats what the song sounds like and its because of the mixing and sound production because pop music is pretty complicated to make these days. It tends to be a very layered sound that what a producer is.

Big Band music can also be incredible complex and layered. Theres a lot of feeling that can be created between harmony and melody and procussion. These are two bad bitches that shouldn't be pitted against each other.

The issue for me with this song is that the percussion fucking sucks. The Paper Planes Hook. The part of the song that is so goddamn iconic is replaced by a paltry stacccoto brass section. The fuck. That is not in the original spirit of the song. Its one thing to take a fast-past hiphop song and sing it slow and bluesey, its another to listen to well-produced beats and then shit your goddamn pants at the percussionist section.

If I was given the task to incorporate these non-diegetic sounds into a orchestial style there are ways to do it. Large Snare Sounds, stomping, or you could do what my highschool theater class did and band two 2x4 together. Trust me it sounds like shots fired. Also here me out you get a vintage cash register place in on the table front and center and have your procussionist literally just open it during the hook. It would be cute it would be fun, it is so entirely within the realm, style, and humor of PMJ that what we did get is honestly kinda insulting. I just don't like the production on this song and I think it shows a lack of polish in the arrangement.

Now that I have been alittle bitch for longer then should be allowed. I want to say that my criticism of this album is entirely intellectual. It was fine it was a perfectly fine album.

The reason why I am writing these blogs is to think more critically about music about writing and about criticism. So me being a little bitch is me practising being a little bitch for money!!!!! HIIIII give me moneyh!11 pelase. This is not intended as a serious review. This is a writing project so take it as a grain of salt.

3/5

Dream Your Life Away (2014) - Vance Joy

Genre: Indie Folk, Indie Pop Length 49:00 (13 Tracks)

If your famalier with Vance Joy its most likely through his break-out single 'Riptide', a folksy acoustic balad with esoteric lyrics. Also an absolutely fantastic music video, If Radley Mertzger saw it he would cum.

Looking at the rest of his set on this album you get a very similar energy. Hozier-esque Vance Joy uses this indie folk stylings to sing sad ballads about love.

It feels like the insecurties you have when you began to date a beautiful person, it feels like the cold blue light of an newly empty apartment, it feels like watching somebody you love sleep and wondering what you did to be so goddamn lucky.

Its a very meloncholic album, something you put on when your alone and lonely. Good Shit.

4/5

Hug Of Thunder (2017) - Broken Social Scene

Genre: Indie Rock, Baroque Pop Length: 52:19 (12 Tracks)

I first listened to BSS entirely because it was off-handedly mentioned by a bunch of hipsters in the webcomic Questionable Content. You know back when it was about Jeff Jacques self-insert being emotional abused by a big titty hot chick and not existential trans-humanist conversations and milfs with fat cow tits, (I refuse to explain).

Hug of Thunder is the Fifth Studio Album from Broken Social Scene, which is apparently a musical collective with a rather large member list. This album has 23 listed musicans on it if that tells you anything.

I'm not great at describing sounds but its layered, indie rock that creates an almost soundscape type quality. IDK its moody indie stuff I'm bad at this and thats ok.

4/5

Halloway EP (2016) - Tessa Violet

Genre: Dark Pop Length: 16:52 (5 Tracks)

I remember when I first heard this album. It was 2019 and I was going through a major depressive episode. I was cold, both emotional and physically, and suffering through the most incredible emo of heartbreak. bitch was going through it.

Tessa refers to this album as her 'dark pop' album and that is understable. Theres a lot of heartbreak in the album and while some songs like 'not over you' are a feel-good anthem there is a certain rawness to Haze and On my Own that I still come back to all these years later.

This is an important album to me and for how much its forgotten by others I still have no choice but to love it.

4/5

Primordial Archive (2023) - Elliot Lee

Genre: Alt Pop Length: 48 Minutes (16 Tracks)

Elliot Lee has been a name I feel like I have always been famalier with. While its easy to compare her to artists like Jasmin Bean and Melanie Martinez who also play with creepy cute imagery and discuss themes of obsession and mental illness. Lee's work to me has always felt much more connected to internet culture. She makes the type of pop music that you would draw animatics of your OCs to.

Her work is angry, confessional, spoken word at times and she layers it over an almost nightcore or glitchcore sound. Electronica that is destinctly 2000s in sound with distorted vocals that lend an almost bluesy sound to her words. Its a strong distinction from comparable artists in the Alt Pop scene.

Primordial Archive is a fix-up album from Photo Finish Records. Putting together a variety of her earlier songs with a new Single 'Funny Bunny'. I was original concerned with cohesion with this album but on relisten in gelled a lot more for me. Lee has spent the last who knows many years putting out singles so when it comes together it turns out OOPS all bangers. Theres some fantastic tracks on this album and I think it manages to show her range quite well.

Funny Bunny the signiture single on the album is equally fantastic. You have lee's signiture confessional lyrics that are .... a little too relatable if I'm being honest over what can only be described as a DDR dance beat. Its recognizable Elliot Lee and its a damn good pop song.

4/5

Anyway Whores I'm not sure what tomarrow brings but I have to imagine its more music.

#diary #music #emoji antique #Dream Your Life Away #Hug of Thunder #Halloway #Primordial Archive

[servin-up-surveys]

survey #063

If you could own your own Pokemon, which would it be? Probably like, Espeon. They're gorgeous and seem calm and overall cat-like. What is it that draws you to your favorite song/band/musician? I'm pretty simple with this, I'm just drawn to what sounds "good" to me. Have you ever had an embarrassing nickname? Not really. I mean I feel kinda weird in the very rare instance my mom calls me "Twinkie" (it was my childhood nickname; all her kids have sweets/candy nicknames, haha) in front of others, but it's whatever. What, in your opinion, is the most disgusting part of the human body? I'm like, aggressively disgusted by any genitalia, even though I try very, very hard not to be because it's an extreme overreaction and perpetuates ideas I don't support by making it seem like this big, huge deal and "gross," but I've never in my life been able to just move past the extreme "ew" impulse reaction I have. What has the ability to easily embarrass you? I couldn't even REMOTELY comfortably discuss how I RP and details about it if you're not Tez or Mazzy or past RP partners.

If you could give your best friend a gift, what would it be, and why? At some point I really, really want to get Girt a little statue/figure thing of his FFXIV character. He loves the game and has invested a load of time into it and I know he would be absolutely in love with the idea for a little room decor. What was the name of your second grade teacher? Mrs. Whitley. She was also my 5th grade teacher and overall one of my absolute favorites. Sweaters or fuzzy blankets? Big blanketssss. Ghosts or witches? I'm more drawn to ghosts, personally. Describe your ideal date. To name one I haven't recently, maybe like, a concert of a band we both enjoy. Do you like s'mores? I LOVE s'mores. What's an unpopular opinion you have on autumn? Pumpkin spice isn't all that. Are you single or in a relationship? I'm in a v happy 'n' healthy relationship. Do you like Christmas trees? I do. Do you prefer Halloween, Thanksgiving, or Christmas? While I enjoy the aesthetic of Halloween most, Christmas is overall my favorite holiday. Do you like trick-or-treating? I LOVED it as a kid. Stopped as a teen though solely because of societal expectations, lol. You have peculiar interests? The "weirdest" would probably be vulture culture, which is basically the use of dead animal parts to create art, like bones, wet specimens, taxidermy, etc. Are you crafty? I don't think I am, actually; I can draw all I want, sure, but I'm not a big crafts person. Tell us something random about you. Uhhhhh before meerkats, my favorite animal was dolphins. I had lots of dolphin stuff as a kid. Do you believe in the supernatural? I believe in spirits and their (limited) ability to interact with humans, yes. What's your favorite scary movie? I really like The Blair Witch Project (plus its sequel) and The Crazies. Do you have a comfort food? It tends to be ice cream. Are you in school? What do you study? I'm not; I'm in the process of looking into online photography courses offered by my local community college, though. Ma brought it up and it'd be something to do that I generally really like. Do you celebrate Thanksgiving? What traditions so you have? Yeah, even though the roots itself of the holiday are fucking garbage. My mom and I always go to my sister's place, where more family meets up for dinner. Do you have a Tumblr account? (If so, what is the URL?) I am literally too lazy to link it, it's steinstan. Have you ever had a crush on more than one person at once? Do you now? Yes, and no. Do you have mean comments that replay in your head and haunt you? YUP YUP YUP YUP YUP. Have you ever bought a designer purse? No, NOT interested in spending a ludicrous amount of money for a bag. What color was your senior prom dress? It was black. Would you ever consider a career in writing? Yes, I'd actually love to. Have you ever purchased a YouTuber’s merch? If so, what did you buy? My favorite shirt I own is one by Cloak, Markiplier and jacksepticeye's clothing company, but that's it. I would LOVE more YouTuber-specific merch, but I've never really asked for this stuff for holidays because I consider that stuff one of my "weird" interests that I have a paralyzing fear people will judge me for. Do you update your Facebook relationship status when it changes? Yes. Do you want your own house someday? I would actually really, really like to own my own place one day so I can do whatever I want to make it home. When you go to McDonald's, what drink do you usually get? Coke. Ever seen your parents make out? GOD NO. Were you raised in a religious house? Fucking tragically. Have you ever been asked for a nude picture? Not to my recollection, no. I think I'd remember that. Last person that saw you naked (can’t be yourself): My mom. Ever kissed someone half-naked? Yeah. Do you like bacon? Oh dude I love bacon. Do you have an annoying dog? No, Cookie is generally very well-behaved. She's always acted very unobtrusively and personality-wise is really the perfect dog for Mom and me. What was the first comic book you ever had an obsession over? I was never into comics, actually. What color was your first phone? It was a navy blue, I believe. Was your first phone a flip phone? Quite sure it slid, actually. If you’re a girl, have you ever had an embarrassing period story? I don't believe I do. What was your worst experience in high school? Just crippling depression. Do you ever use the n-word? Absolutely not. What is your phone background? My lock screen is an absolutely spectacular photo of Richard having a blast with his guitar w/ pyrotechnic fire entirely as the background, and my home screen is a skeleton doing the devil horns symbol. Have you ever gotten in trouble for using a phone in class? Nope, because I didn't use my phone when it wasn't allowed. Do you have any pets other than dogs or cats? Yes, a snake. Have you ever finished a whole video game? Oh jeez, plenty plenty. Grew up a gamer, man. Do you know anyone with a pet snake? Obviously myself, and Mazzy has them too! I might know more people, but not sure. What names do you like? To name some that come to mind quickly, Alessandra, Miquella, Amani, Justine, Evangeline, Chloe, Naomi, Damien, Severin, Vincent, and Luther. If you had to name your daughter after a Disney princess, which one? Um probably Aurora. What’s your opinion on poetry? I love it and have been on the brink of trying to write a new one for a while now. How much did your senior prom dress cost you? I have no idea. What dreams have stuck with you since childhood? Meeting/having physical contact with a meerkat. I also still REALLY want to see a complete dinosaur fossil display! Did you ever take your dog to school? Oh my god, I do remember doing this once with Teddy in the I wanna say 5th grade. I had permission to bring him in and have my classmates meet him. I don't remember the details really, but I remember he did so well and everyone liked him! God, I miss my boy. If you had had a baby in high school, what would you have named him or her? Alessandra for a girl, Severin for a boy. Has God ever healed you of anything? If so, what? No, but actual science has. What is the most boring church you have ever attended? They all bored me to fucking death whenever I'd go somewhere, but the one I grew up with, a Roman Catholic one, was THE. FUCKING. WORST. Mass always had such a serious aura full of rituals and I hated it. What is the most lively church you have ever attended? I don't remember. Do you find church fun or boring? So immensely boring that as a kid, if Mom decided we were going to go after Sunday school, I cried lmao. What do you hate the most about summer? THE FUCKING HEAT. Which part of your body is the most muscular? That... is a very good question. I have zero idea. Did you ever take Latin in school? For one semester my first year of high school. It was incredibly difficult and I quickly switched to German the next half. What is your favorite Japanese name? I have a bias towards Mi Nuong, having a character with that name. Plus is sounds beautiful to me. I really like a lot of Japanese names, though. Have you ever ran a cash register? Ugh, yes. Fucking never again. Do you think your mom is attractive? My mom is super beautiful and I swear her smile is the sun. What computer game did you used to play all the time? There were many, but there was this one called something like Amazon Trail 3 that I was obsessed with. Would you allow your children to date prior to 16? (assuming you want any) I would. Do you like salami? I love salami. Have your parents met your boyfriend/exes? Yep. Name something in your life that was a blessing in disguise: My breakup with Jason, really. Have your parents ever questioned your virginity? I know my mom has; my dad has never voiced any side of belief on this, and I don't want to talk about it with him. Do you find graveyards scary? No. Who do you consider to be the king of pop? How about the queen of pop? I really don't care, pop isn't my genre. When was the last time you made a pinky promise? Ha ha semi-recently when Girt made me promise to always tell him if I don't feel like watching something. When we hang out I truly am up for like whatever he feels like doing, I just like being in his presence, but he was concerned about boring me, lol. Do you think your parents know things about you that you don’t want them to? Mom probably does. Honestly, have you ever said a racist joke? Not to my memory and I certainly wouldn't have once I was at the age to have enough sense. I am never okay with racist jokes. If you had to be a school teacher, which subject would you teach? You know, I actually recently realized that with my enthusiasm for the language and culture and all, if I'm ever truly fluent, I'd be quite the dedicated German instructor. I'm not interested in being a teacher of any sort, though. As a child, did you ever get the chance to go to Disney World/Disneyland? Yes. What state do you live in? What’s the best aspect about this state? North Carolina, and like... nothing. I hate it here. The mountains to the west are pretty, though. Honestly it's mostly just this stretch where the coastal plains and piedmont meet where everything is just garbage. Are you someone who is really committed to politics in your area/country? I wish I was, but I'm admittedly not. I have strong opinions with what I do understand, but I absolutely do not educate myself on everything. Part of that is because I just don't care enough even though I should, but there's also the fact that this is an area I have a very, very hard time understanding. Like, information going through my ears just doesn't compute. Do you know anyone, personally, who is in an abusive relationship? Are you? I don't think so, and definitely not. When was the last time you were on a boat? Where did you travel on it? Many summers ago when I went fishing with Colleen, her husband, and her dad on a lake. Favorite fast food restaurant? Sonic. Are any of your siblings in college, or planning on going to college? No; both of my sisters graduated college, one with a Master's and I think the other a Bachelor's. Then there's me. Do you drink milk? If so, what’s your favorite kind? I do; I prefer chocolate most, but I do like normal milk, too. Not skim, though.

#survey #surveys #random surveys #random questions

[mosesmultifandommadness]

Heya!! Could I request dating glamrock freddy headcanons?? Please?? 😫✨

Pt. 2 of Dating Glamrock Freddy HC's

- He keeps tabs on your favorite things, such as favorite Fizzy Faz flavor, pizza, etc. but if he doesn't know something he will try to nonchalantly ask about it. If there's no good way to ask, he will still ask, such as "hey, I like x song, what is your favorite song?". While either you or a mechanic fix him you realize this, and poke fun at him for it (deep down thinking it's so sweet and endearing).

- He saves you leftover food from birthday parties (if you want it of course) and will almost have a mock tea party with you, fake eating while you actually eat so you feel less alone. If you feel self conscious about people watching you eat, he will of course make sure you feel comfortable with help, but he will try to help you get over that, reassuring you that he's safe to eat around and would never judge you.

- After you get really bummed out that you couldn't help a child that was being picked on by two older kids in the complex because the parents wouldn't take action, he takes it upon himself to be a local anti-bullying mascot (possibly a way to get him out of the complex?)

- He feels bad that the only gifts he can purchase are his own merch so he learns to paint and make crafts from Sun for you, which leads to you having a wall of paintings with glitter glue and cotton ball crafts on the table/counter underneath.

NSFW UNDER CUT!!!! NSFW UNDER CUT!!!! NSFW UNDER CUT!!!!

- While many kids come to the PizzaPlex, there are many teenagers on dates looking for some random hidey hole to make out in. This would, of course, mean that they'd get kicked out. You have to explain this to Freddy as two teenagers got kicked out half-naked, passing out front of his room.

- He doesn't quite seem to understand why someone would chase a high like that, or if he could possibly feel like that at all. He mused this out loud, explaining how sometimes he feels... warm. How he glitches sometimes thinking about certain things (for some reason he wouldn't explain what). He seemed very interested in sexual questions after this and deemed you the only safe one to talk to.

- One night, he was asking more about the human body, and its reactions when aroused. He was close to you, close enough to hear the whirring of his fans speed up as he slowly reached over, just barely grazing your leg, making you twitch and gasp quietly. You had to explain that, yes, with people you're comfortable with that consent, that would be a way to arouse them. This goes on until he makes you cum.

#fnaf: sb #fnaf: security breach #glamrock freddy #glamrock freddy x reader

[thewritetofreespeech]

**in honor of the latest episode on DevilTube, please enjoy this other fun adventure I wrote of Levi cosplay :3**

Words: 1000+

Rating: M

tags: cosplay, sissy boy aesthetic, oral, handjobs, mild mentions of anal fingering, female reader, heterosexual frottage

“Ahhh…what a relaxing evening.” You sigh happily as you sit in Levi’s gamin chair, reading one of his prized limited edition mangas. “This couldn’t be better. Except…hmm….I’m thirsty. Oh maid!” You crow happily and upon command a much less happy demon appeared with a tray.

“This is humiliating [Y/N]!”

“You’re the one that made the bet Levi.” To make your weekly gaming session more interesting, Levi had decided to place stakes on the game to see who would come out on top. You blame that new gambling anime he was watching. In any event, the bet was that whoever lost had to be the winner’s servant, complete with maid uniform. Levi probably never dreamed he’d lose. Or that you would make him wear a maid uniform, instead of a butler’s costume.

“Wario cheats!” He shouted/whined. 

“It isn’t fair! And this isn’t fair! I can’t believe you’re making me wear this dress. It’s not cute at all! We’re ruining the beautiful café maid aesthetic!”

“I don’t know. I think it’s pretty cute.” You notice Levi’s obvious blush before he turned his head away, and you smirk into your tea cup. “Plus, you can’t really say that you hate it that much. Not when you’re like this.” Your foot reached out to graze under Levi’s maid skirt. The short skirt puffing up in the front from more than just the crinoline. “Time out. Are you not wearing any underwear?”

“M-M-My boxers were too long for the skirt!” The Avatar of Envy stuttered. Impossibly red by this point. “I-I-It would have ruined the custom….”

“My boy. Ever the commitment to the cosplay craft.” Levi’s eyes fidget away at the compliment. Never seeming used to them no matter how many you give. His teeth then set into his bottom lip as you continue to brush your foot against his semi-erection. “Wanna give me something other than tea?”

The demon’s mouth guppied open like his beloved fish for a moment before he spoke again. “C-Café maids are only to look. N-Not touch!”

“But we’re not in a café.” You point out. Rather obviously since you were in his room. “And we never really stipulated the circumstances of ‘service’. Don’t act like this isn’t one of your fantasies.”

“N-N-Not this way…” He muttered, barely audible. The new tint pink on his cheeks clear that he had thought about it but you would be the maid. Not him.

“Well, beggars can’t be choosers. You look adorable, we’re both turned on, and you lost the bet. You have to serve me. Come ooonn,” you reach out with your hand this time, taking Levi’s hand and looking up at him from your chair, “don’t you want to make your Hime-Sama happy?”

Levi blinked and went a little ridged in his back at the name.

Every relationship had their titles. ‘Master’, ‘Mistress’, ‘Daddy’, ‘Owner’. Levi had picked the term ‘hime-sama’. Because you were his princess, his queen, and he was your loyal, devoted subject. “Y-Yes, I wanna make my hime-sama happy.” The demon fell to his knees in a well-practiced ‘knightly’ pose. The gesture looking a little ridiculous in his frilly baby blue maid costume. “How may I be of service, hime-sama?”

“Help me get out of these first please.”

You stand up and tap the band of your Ruri-chan sweatpants. His hands came up, shaking a little with excitement, to pull them down. Whimpering a little at the matching merch Ruri-chan panties you were wearing before pulling them down too. “Now, be a good maid and service me.” You tell Levi as you sit back in his chair and drape one leg over the arm of it. The boy practically drooling at the sight of it. “Do a good job and we’ll see about getting you a reward.” Levi moaned as your foot reached out to touch his cock again. Fully erect now.

“Yes hime-sama!” He exclaimed before he dove in.

You moan at the initial contact of his lips against your opening and lean back in his chair. The lumbar support on this thing was great as it allowed you to practically pool into it while his tongue did a fantastic job on your apex. Of those you’ve been in contact with, Levi is the most dedicated in giving pleasure to you. Maybe it’s the game, but he would literally eat your pussy out for hours if you asked him to. Do whatever it takes to have you cumming and cumming until you were completely satisfied. Anything to make his princess happy.

Having a lot of practice, and being so dedicated, Levi had you cumming quickly with just his tongue. The demon making you buck against his face as he moaned into you while he lapped up your juices. “Did I do good, hime-sama?”

“Yes. You did.” You replied, a little orgasm drunk, as you reach out to wipe the dribble of you and spit from his chin. “You definitely deserve a reward.”

“I don’t need a reward.” Levi insisted. “Pleasing my hime-sama is enough of a gift. I’m more than happy to do whatever you want me to do.”

“Well, this is what I want to do.”

Reaching out to him, you lead Levi up so he was straddling your hips in his chair. The technological advancement in gaming able to support you easily, even as Levi blushed at the position. He looked incredibly small and fragile in your lap. Not helped in the least by his adorable satin & bows. You think you’ve developed a kink that will long last. “Good maids deserve a reward.”

The demon in your lap shuttered and braced his hands on the back of his chair, one either side of your head, as you reached under his skirt to stroke his erection. “My, my. You’re so hard maid-chan. Do you get this excited for all your clients?”

“N-N-No…just you…” He speech hindered by his heavy breathing. For once not stammering out of embarrassment. The demon becoming putty literally in your hands as his whole body relaxed while you continue to stroke him. “I don’t get like this for anyone other than my hime-sama.”

“Really? I’m flattered. With how cute you look I’d think you’d drive everyone crazy.” Levi shuttered as your other hand sneaked up the back of his skirt to grope his ass.

“H-Hime-sama…thinks I’m…cute….?”

“Adorable.” You tell him, and he moaned. The bluenette alternating between rocking his hips forward into one hand and back against the other. “Tell me the truth though. Do you really hate this costume that much?”

“N-N-No!” Levi shouted as your hand quickened its pace. Driving him even more crazy and pushing him to the edge. “I..I like it. T…The soft crinoline feels so good against my dick! I can’t help but get excited. I-I feel bad f…for liking it but I can’t stop. T..The fact that hime-sama likes me in it makes me even more excited. I..I wanna cum in my skirt! I want hime-sama to fuck me in this! I-!” His love drunk rambling was cut short as Levi came suddenly all over your hand and his pretty blue skirt.

He slumped down on top of you. Coiling in against you still in the chair as you wipe your hand on his costume. It was ruined anyway. “There now. Isn’t it nice to get rewarded for your hard work sometimes?”

“Yes hime-sama.” Levi replied instantly. Turning his head to ask for a kiss you readily give. “Did I make you happy?”

“Very,” you tell him. To which the demon smiled happily. “But, the bets not over. You’re supposed to be my maid for the next 24 hours. And, since your costume is ruined, let’s see what other fun things we can get you to dress up as to pass the time.”

“H-H-Hime-sama!

#imagine #obey me #scenarios #obey me levi #obey me levi x reader #leviathan #levi #obey me leviathan #obey me scenarios #obey me imagines #obey me smut #obey me mammon #obey me lucifer #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphie #obey me asmodeus

[dragynkeep]

Were it not for the fact I'm using mobile this rant would be longer) whats funny is while they went 'its arrogant to think they can do better-original creation is tough' etc is the fact that some of us know we can do better. Because we would have a timeline, notes of past/important events, efforts spent in world building and an actual plan from beginning to end. Yes OG stories and stuff are tough, but it is a thing that also requires passion (which they don't give RWBY) and time. Thats why we're not getting alot now a days in OG stories.

Bringing up Hero Hei showed the person is definitely the obsessed stan as H.H. is mostly just news on behind the scenes with RT. The fans get mad at him because they'd like to believe 'Rwby is fine! RT doing fine!' But without HH i wouldn't have known they stopped shipping to Australia before the Virus increased or the quality of certain rwby products got shitty.

I got back into writing my projects because I know I can do better. I just need to keep at it. (<- main part )

that's just it like it really felt derisive to fanfictions when some fanfictions i've read have absolutely felt more polished off & character intensive than actual published works — & it's clear the publishing world is beginning to change their views considering fanfic works are now gaining recognition. really it reeks of some self imposed superiority complex which is hilarious considering both of rt's main works outside genlock, rwby & red versus blue, were built from taken from other established works.

rt themselves can't even be as "original" as their fans claim but sure, fanfiction writers are just effortless grifters who don't know how to write. it's so dismissive to the amount of effort & literal years put into their craft that these fanfic writers do, all because of some misaligned loyalty to a frankly, awful fucking company.

as for hero hei, i have no idea why they brought him up because just like you said, he really doesn't focus on rwby as a show but the actions of rooster teeth as a company, & while i really don't like him, a lot of rooster teeth's actions deserved to be called out. the abuse of animators, the various predators exposed, the absolute low quality of the merch that they charge out the ass for, the fucking attempted murderer they didn't even acknowledge for a week.

rwby fans hate accountability, we been knew. ♥

#rwby #rwde #owl.txt #answered #q

[luxekook]

bangtan host club ❯ part i

❯ pairing: ot7 x reader

❯ genre: ouran au, college au, crack, smut

❯ summary: when you had decided to take summer lessons at your college, you hadn’t factored in the impending presence of seven insufferably attractive and arrogant boys… the bangtan host club. 

❯ word count: 2.1k

❯ warnings: 18+, cursing, suggestive language, terrible pet names, excessive dramatics

❯ banner by: maggie @kimtaehyunq​

a/n: while this fic is loosely based off of the anime version of ouran highschool host club, it is set in university - meaning that all of the boys are of age (at least 21 years old)

host club members

❯ Kim Namjoon as “Kyoya Ootori” ❯ Kim Seokjin as “Tamaki Suoh” ❯ Min Yoongi as “Takashi ‘Mori’ Morinozuka” ❯ Jung Hoseok as “Mitsukuni ‘Honey’ Haninozuka” ❯ Park Jimin as “Hikaru Hitachiin” ❯ Kim Taehyung as “Kaoru Hitachiin” ❯ Jung Jungkook as “Haruhi Fujioka”

Taking summer classes had never been on my agenda, my studies having been mapped out in detail since the day I arrived on campus three years ago. And then the university’s president suddenly has this utterly groundbreaking epiphany and adjusts the curriculum to “ensure that all students will leave Bangtan University well-rounded”. 

Screw that. My ass is already well-rounded enough, thank you very much.

But despite my best efforts (i.e. begging President Kim to make an exception followed by crafting a petition that gained over ten thousand signatures), I have found that there is no avoiding the dastardly new physical education requirement. And since my schedule for my upcoming senior year has been planned and set for literal years, I’ve been forced to enroll in the sole summer physical education class offered at Bangtan University - Introduction to Weight Lifting.

I wish I was kidding.

To say that I am dreading the start of class tomorrow would be an extreme understatement. I’ll be lucky to escape this summer without physical injury or the loss of my dignity. Athletics have never been my strong suit, and I’ve only entered our campus gym to go to the smoothie bar.

Groaning at just the mere thought of working out and being graded for it, I trek down the streets of outer campus towards the library, swearing under my breath and sweating profusely.

It’s a blazing hot, blue-skied Sunday in July. Typically, I would be lying on a beach somewhere with a drink in my hand, soaking in the warmth of the sun with joy. But instead, here I am, sweltering and desperate for air conditioning after my ancient window unit wheezed its final breath last night. The comfortable chill of the library is my only hope aside from my landlord who promised to fix my air conditioning by tomorrow.

My frustration builds as I turn onto the block lined with imposing and picturesque estates in which the upper echelon of Bangtan University resides. I’d bet the very last ice-pack in my freezer that these houses have unfailing central air.

I pick up my pace, worn Doc Marten platform sandals slapping against the hot pavement. The pristine mansions seem to mock my distress as they exude the coolness of unbothered wealth. Despite there being no Greek life here at Bangtan University, the lack of letters emblazoned on the numerous estates I pass does not symbolize a lack of status. 

This block is home to the athletic teams who throw massive parties whenever they happen to be in the off-season. It’s also home to the legacy clubs - the exclusive groups of current students who are relatives of past alumni.

And last but not least, this block is home to the infamous Bangtan Host Club, a small group of idle rich boys with exceptionally good looks and a penchant for entertaining. 

The aforementioned group’s house comes into view as I draw nearer to campus. The host club’s mansion sits on the corner lot right across the street from campus. Typically, students are wary of such proximity - but not those boys. No, they’re un-phased, throwing massive parties every weekend without fail and without repercussion.

During my first semester, I had been confused as to why their parties had never been shut down; but now I know better. The host club’s president Kim Seokjin is the son of none other than the fucking president of the university - the very same man who damned me to my weight lifting fate.

In fact, almost the entire host club is related to someone with influence - either at the university or within the surrounding community. The only exception to the wealth factor is Jeon Jungkook, who attends Bangtan University on a scholarship not unlike myself.

About 99% of the university are host club stans. As for me? I don’t subscribe to that bullshit. And I do mean literally ‘subscribe’. They have newsletters, merch and everything. I would say I don’t understand it at all, but a small part of me does.

They’re fucking gorgeous. Like I’m talking Tom Ford at New York Fashion Week gorgeous. Armani catalogue centerfold gorgeous. Goddamn Sports Illustrated Men’s Swimsuit Edition gorgeous. 

In fact, I’m pretty sure Kim Seokjin actually does model in his spare time. With his long limbs, broad shoulders and pillowy lips, Seokjin certainly has the features for it. My freshman year roommate bought so many posters of Seokjin from the host club’s merch website I think I could identify him from a hundred yards away in the dark. 

“Hey!” The bellow emanates from the porch of the host club’s house and jolts me from my memories, “Hey, princess!”

I let out a snort. Whoever that pet name is directed at needs to shut that down immediately. I mean, ‘princess’? In this economy? Please. I need off this block ASAP.

“Hello? I’m talking to you, angel!” 

The voice sounds closer now, and my eyes squeeze shut. Oh god, this person cannot be talking to me, can they?

Princess? Angel?

The sheer absurdity pushes me onward, and I do not spare a single glance in the direction where the inane greetings originated. Alas, I barely make it two feet before a tall figure screeches to a halt in front of me, panting like he had just run a marathon. 

I blink as I take in the very boy who just crossed my mind a minute earlier. Kim Seokjin looms over me, chest heaving and smile gleaming.

“Cupcake, hello!” his smile grows wider, “Why didn’t you answer me? I was talking to you.”

My brain is trying to wrap itself around the unfathomable phenomenon I’m currently witnessing. The host club president is beaming down at me like I’m the last custom Rolex ever made. His white t-shirt that probably costs more than my rent stretches across his shoulders in a way that has to be illegal. 

A bead of sweat drips down my back between my shoulder blades. I don’t have time for this attractive detour; I only have time for a long sip of iced water and a seat under an air conditioning vent somewhere deep within the recesses of the quiet library.

“Were you?” I shrug, looking over his illegally broad shoulder and plotting my escape, “I didn’t realize, considering my name isn’t princess, angel or cupcake.”

I inwardly cringe at my tone. I have a tendency to be irritable when the weather is hot, and it seems like today is no exception.

Seokjin stares down at me, his cocky expression wavering for a split second before snapping back into place. “Well, tell me your name then, sunshine, so that I may cordially invite you to the host club’s latest summer extravaganza!” His dark brown eyes sparkle as he remains seemingly impervious to my building ire, beaming down at me.

“No, thank you,” I shake my head decisively and attempt to sidestep around him. 

None of my friends are on campus for the summer, and there is no way I'm going alone to a party full of strangers. That just screams bad decisions, just like the time I willingly ate the dining hall’s “Mystery Meat Special” during my second semester.

Seokjin cuts off my path yet again, and my scowl intensifies as I glare up at him, “Could you move, please?”

Seokjin gapes back at me, “D-don’t you want to come to our party?” I stare at him with eyebrows raised. He continues at a higher decibel, “Don’t you know who I am?”

The nerve of this boy. My eyes scrunch shut as I send a quick plea to anyone out there in the universe to send me patience and then internally count backwards from ten. 

“Yes, I know who you are, Kim,” I finally say, completely exasperated, “And no, I still don’t want to go to your party.”

Seokjin is gobsmacked, looking like he’s seen a ghost as he stands before me open-mouthed. For a second, I allow myself to indulge one more time in his attractiveness, my eyes wandering along his toned torso, his muscular arms, his high cheekbones, his messy brown hair. 

And then he bounces back, snapping his fingers, “Aha! I know what this is. You’re playing hard to get! Okay, I can play along with you, sunshine.”

It’s my turn to gape at him this time, watching as he mumbles to himself about how I must want him to beg for me and how he would just love to do so. I’m about to put a stop to this madness when he spreads his arms wide and announces loud enough for the entire block to hear, “Sunshine, please, attend our party! My heart longs for your presence, and I will only be happy if I can have your arm in mine next Friday night...”

I’m honestly beginning to worry about the boy in front of me. Is he completely unhinged? Am I being Punk’d right now? 

Seokjin prattles on, “So, my sun, my moon, my stars, will you please do me the honor of joining me for a night of fun courtesy of the host club? No guest has yet to be disappointed and—!”

I finally just reach up and cover his mouth with my palm, steadfastly ignoring how plush his lips feel against my skin. “Kim Seokjin!” I hiss, “I promise I am not playing hard to get. I simply do not want to go to your party. Now, please, for the love of god, let me walk by you in peace.”

Loud bursts of laughter sound immediately after I finish speaking, and I whip around to locate the source. Two boys jog over to where Seokjin and I are standing on the pavement. Their laughter doesn’t subside with their approach. If anything, it grows louder.

“Oh, come on, pres,” the pink-haired boy who I know to be Park Jimin jeers, his melodic giggles punctuating each word. “Is this how you plan on handling your first rejection?”

My eyebrows pull together in confusion as I turn to face Seokjin, only to find him lying dramatically on the lawn in front of his house with one arm throw over his face.

“Go away, Jimin,” Seokjin groans, ripping out a handful of grass and throwing it at the other boy. Obviously, he doesn't calculate for the wind and sputters when the grass blows back in his face.

“Boss, you’ve really hit a new low,” the blue-haired boy - Kim Taehyung - grins as he looks back and forth between me and the over-the-top performance happening on the lawn. All Seokjin does in return is flip Taehyung off, seeming to have learned from his grass-throwing lesson.

Well, there’s no need for me to stay a second longer within this realm of crazy.

I turn on my heel and head off towards the library, renewed in my desperation for the relief of blissfully cold air.

Alas, I don’t get too far before the two boys with colorful hair are in front of me - each with an arm thrown over the other’s shoulders. 

“Well, well, well… I must say,” Taehyung drawls.

“You’re quite an intriguing little thing,” Jimin cocks his head, looking me up and down. I try in vain to steel myself against the heated assessments both boys are giving me.

I’d heard a lot about these two - most of it being completely outlandish and borderline unbelievable. Do they really do everything together?

It’s as if that thought is written all over my face as the smirks grow on the faces of Jimin and Taehyung. “If you don’t want to come to our party for Jin-hyung…”

“Will you come for us?” Taehyung finishes Jimin’s thought, and I am almost certain that he intended for that question to be as suggestive as it sounded.

Before I can even attempt to answer, Seokjin launches up from the ground and barges in between the two boys. “Yah! That is no way to speak to a lady! Have I taught you nothing? Don’t you fools remember lesson number fifty-two on being a good host?”

“We didn’t say anything inappropriate, pres,” Taehyung shrugs, looking pleased with how riled up the older boy is growing. His pink-haired counterpart grins, “If anything, you’re the one with the dirty mind, twisting our innocent words into such filth.”

It’s as if Seokjin is struck by lightning - his shock turning him pale as a ghost before the redness overtakes him. I cannot tell if it’s due to embarrassment or anger. All I know is that I need to bounce.

When Mt. Seokjin finally erupts, I slink away and practically jog across the street to campus. Ah, free at last...

a/n: this is part one in my host club series! originally i was going to make this a giant one-shot but i figured i would just break it up into smaller pieces so that i could get some content out uwu

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#bangtanhq #bangtanarmynet #btsbookclub #btsnoonanet #btswriterscollective #btswritingcafe #ficswithluv #kpopuniverse #ksmutclub #kwritersworld #networkbangtan #bts x reader #ot7 x reader #bts fanfic #bts fanfiction #bts fic #bts

[alexfeelyx]

EXCITING NEWS, EVERYONE!

The other day (more than two week ago, in fact, but unfortunately I was either busy with work or travelling and hence I wasn't able to take photos), I came home to a little slip of paper in my mailbox, telling me to go pick up a package at the nearby post office!

I got the package (a sizeable cardboard box) and took it home to reveal its contents. After tearing the lid open, I came face to face with... A BOY!!!

‘Hurry up and get me out of here already! My clothes will get wrinkled!’

Oh, sorry! Let me help you!

‘That's much better, thank you.’

Yes, @tokutenshi-crafts has worked her magic once again! Let me introduce you to Miles Glorious, entertainer extraordinaire, finally in physical form!

He lounges on my bed like he owns the place. Which, to be fair, he kinda does.

He has the softest, most amazing hair imaginable. He smells wonderful. His little smirk and raised eyebrow is so endearingly impish, I have already resolved to forgive him for things he hasn't even committed yet. He is the perfect embodiment of a man who will have you twisted around his little finger five seconds after you laid eyes on him.

He has his trademark peacock feather bow tie!!! Even better, his jacket has a peacock pattern lining!!! Photos don't do this fabric justice — the outlines are actually gold and they sparkle when exposed to sunlight. Miles approves!

(Look at those tiny little buttons, y'all. Look at that tiny little snap closure!!! 😭)

He has a Golden Arrow lapel pin, you guys... Hell, I didn't even come up with that idea myself, TokuTenshi was the one who asked about it in the first place, so the credit for that goes to her. Inspired by this, I have decided that every employee of the Arrow has a 24karat gold lapel pin, brooch, or pendant, as a gift from Miles. After all, they are one big family.

All in all, he is INDESCRIBABLY cute as a plushie! He really has NO BUSINESS being this adorable, and knowing him, he will use this fact to his advantage.

His signed design sheet is on display on my shelf, along with my favourite bits of merch 😇

Thank you again to TokuTenshi for the incredible talent, craftsmanship and care she has put into bringing my boy to life! ♥️♥️♥️

#alex talks #tokutenshi-crafts #miles glorious #gloomy sunday

[aewhore]

Join The dark Order ~ Alex Reynolds x reader

Summary: Alex and John come to try to get you to join the dark order but you reject the kool-aid so Alex sends Johnny away when he gets an idea on how to change your mind. It’s fluff time boys!!   

Being a wrestler in 2020 was the most stressful experience of your wrestling career so far. You have been pro wrestling for the last 10 years. You had debuted in ring of honor but since then you’ve travelled all around the world from Shimmer to Stardom to TNA and you have won titles and perfecting your craft. You had signed to AEW a year ago and you were loving it. You’ve been the women's champion for the last 3 months, having defeated Nyla Rose at Fyter fest. Being the face of the women's division was a lot of responsibility but the higher ups backstage knew you were more than capable of carrying the division.  

Dynamite was live and you were backstage with your head buried in your laptop as you replied to emails about possible upcoming storylines and merch sales. You were so distracted that you didn't hear the Dark orders (least) favourite recruiters approach you. “There’s our favourite women’s champ!!” You jump slightly at the booming voice of John Silver as he slams his hands down on the cafeteria table you are seated at. You roll your eyes as you glance up from your laptop to see John Silver and Alex Reynolds smiling down at you. You give a tight smile “I’m the only Women's champ, John” your voice drips with sarcasm as you try to go back to your work. “Listen Y/N, you’re the best wrestler but you don’t have anyone to watch your back, that’s where the sexiest  boys in AEW come in. You look a little thirsty, maybe you need a beverage, being champ can be so tiring, or so Mr. Brodie Lee tells me…” John’s voice drones on as he continues to talk about the possibility of you joining the dark order, Your eyes drift to Alex who’s looking back at you with a sly smile. You had never crossed paths with Alex but he was always someone who intrigued you, from the long flowing hair to the gorgeous body, you couldn’t help but develop a small crush even if you hadn't ever spoken to him.  Your cheeks redden under the heat of Reynold’s gaze.  

“So here you go, just take a liiiiitle sippy sip” you snap your attention back to John to see him holding a water bottle filled with bright red kool-aid with leftover powder all over the bottle. You laugh as he slowly leans further and further over the table to put the bottle closer and closer to your face. You lean back in your chair to avoid the oncoming bottle of pure red sugar. Your laughter only increased with how far John was willing to lean to get to you. “Team talk John, Come over here” Alex interrupted John’s award winning recruiting methods by pulling him over to the corner of the room where you can’t hear what they’re saying but you assume it's exciting when John yells “Go get her man” followed by slapping Alex on the ass before he runs out of the room, closing the door behind him leaving only you and Alex. You giggle when Alex winces at the small but powerful man slapping his ass before he makes his way back over to your table. 

“Was it John’s naptime?” You quip as Alex makes it to the table. “Oh yeah he needs a catnap before big Johnny wrestles.” He jokes back with you as he slides into the seat beside you and he rests his arm on the back of your chair. You immediately get lost in his deep brown, gold speckled eyes as they stare intently back at you. “New recruitment tactic, huh?” Your voice comes out softer than you intend it to. Alex's smile turns into a smirk. “Oh yeah, it only works on the prettiest wrestler that has yet to join the dark order.” he raises his other hand from his lap into the signature dark order gesture as your blush intensifies. Reynolds is a lot smoother and more flirtatious than you had expected. “So is it the same tactic you guys are using on Hangman.” you enquire as you turn back to your laptop to send an email but you're interrupted when Alex closes the laptop for you. “Nah, Uno is in charge of getting the hangman. This tactic is only for you” Alex’s voice is quiet but commanding as he leans in to tuck a piece of hair that had fallen in front of your face back behind your ear. Your breath hitches at the gentle touch of Alex’s hand as it lingers slightly on your jaw. 

“Do i want to know how long you’ve been working on this tactic?” you ask as you turn your body back towards Alex. “Hmm well we’ve been in the company for about a year now sooo about a year now” You burst out laughing at Alex’s confession of his long term booking of trying to get you in the dark order. “Oh wow, but this is the first time you’ve ever approached me?” your brows furrowed in confusion as Alex laughs nervously as he glances away from you to break the eye contact. “Oh well, it's a complicated plan, so it needed a lot of planning, you know what i mean” The smile on your face grew as you began to put the pieces together. “Oh really? I would love to hear more about this plan over dinner sometime” Your stomach filled with nervous butterflies as you boldly ask Alex out to dinner. Alex’s face lights up with an intense blush as he nervously tries to respond. “Oh..um..I.. um.. Dinner? With me? And you?” you giggle at his endearing attempts at a sentence. “I would like to also be there for dinner Alex yes.” You rest your hand on his arm that is still on the back of your chair in an attempt to calm down the man you may have just blindsided with your invitation. 

“Oh um yes I would like to bring you to dinner yes” Alex blurts out as he glances back up to your eyes and you both break out into laughter at your shared nervousness. Your eye contact is broken when your phone buzzes with a notification and you glance down at it to see its your merch store asking about new designs. “Well I have to go answer this but I’ll DM you later about that very important tactical dinner” you say to Alex as you put all your stuff into your bag and start to leave. “Oh yeah, I’ll text you later and- WAIT so are you going to join the dark order?” He yells after you as you get up from the table and begin to walk towards the door. He realizes he never put his plan into action. You turn back to Alex  “Alex, you never ask a lady to join your cult until the third date!” You see the sly smile return to Alex’s face. “So there's going to be a third date?” You roll your eyes as you open the door. “I’ll text you later Alex” you wink at him before you turn to walk out the door. “And we’re not a cult Y/N” Alex yells just before the door completely closes behind you. 

#alex reynolds #The Dark Order #join the dark order #aew dynamite #AEW #aew imagines #aew fanficiton #wrestling imagine #wrestling fanfiction #aew fluff #john silver

[enderwalk]

What's something you find hard to do because of autism?-Have you ever used a weighted blanket?-Do you headcanon any characters as autistic? -If you want, tell us why you headcanon them as autistic.-If you have any, what are your special interests?

ooohohoohoh. oh. oh anon you made a mistake with the fictional characters one. all of my favorite characters are nd in some way if i think hard enough but lemme answer these in order before i get too excited

for the first one. socializing. my parents always just thought i was a shy kid and other kids always thought i was just weird but i just didnt understand how to socialize?? im still kinda bad at it but i think its mostly just masking because i feel like im reciting a script whenever i talk to new people. small talk is my worst nightmare why do we need this small talk script, i get its polite but it makes me feel like i want to crawl into a hole and never come out. also deciphering tone. so i think just social cues?? i also just hate when people want me to high five them because i stand there confused not sure if theyre waving or what. low fives are even worse, whenever my dad did them to me i got confused and thought he wanted me to give him whatever was in my hand.

i answered the weighted blanket one, and yes! i love weighted blankets but i dont use mine that often because its not really soft. when its not like. 100+ degrees. i just pile on like fifteen blankets. (i wish that was a joke but damien knows its very real. it ends up weighing over thirty pounds and i Cannot move under them)

AND NOW THE QUESTIONS IM SO EXCITED TO ANSWER. OKAY.

FIRST OFF. c!ranboo is autistic. you cant convince me otherwise. im sorry but endermen are already autism coded as is, and then you take our favorite socially inept enderboy. i can project so hard on him its unreal. ghostbur is also autistic and friend is his service animal. autism dogs? no. autism sheep. also outside of the dsmp, jack kline is definitely autistic. i wrote a whole analysis back in 2018 before i knew i was autistic which is really funny to me considering i was writing down autistic traits and went "i do all of these btw" and then it didnt click. id write why i hc them all autistic but this is already SO long and i feel like most people aren't reading anymore at this point LMAO

and yues i have special interests!! I have a few!!! minecraft has been my one ongoing special interest since i was like. eleven. i played it nonstop then and watched batclone and team crafted nonstop when i was younger, and then was embarrassed to watch it. and then dream smp comes along!! i'd liked wilbur from soothouse and i watched him on smp earth a bit (and funnily enough didnt like tommy at ALL) and then followed wilbur to dsmp!! and now im here!! doctor who is also a big special interest, ive got so many doctor who related things. ive got posters and figurines and pop figures and books and merch. i had a whole eleventh doctor cosplay and several sonic screwdrivers. and supernatural!! i was into supernatural for YEARS man. one special interest that isnt fandom related is cryptozoology. i fucking adore cryptids. fresno nightcrawlers?? theyre so fucking shaped. i love them. theyre little friends and walk so funny and the coolest thing is that fact or faked could NOT recreate them no matter how hard they tried. i also just love the clip of the little one running theyre so <3 i love cryptids man dont get me started

#efeling like im boucning off the WALLS i got so excited answering this #also writng abt mcyt and batclone.... hoooooly shit i loved batclone i used to falll asleep to his minecraft lets plays all the time #vwoops #long post #ask #anon

[nikibogwater]

Was sick today and watched one of my absolute favorite comfort films to distract myself. And now, an editorial for you all:

Reasons Tangled is one of the best animated Disney movies (in no particular order):

It is very focused and story/character-driven. There are no wasted scenes or useless characters who are clearly only there to sell merch. And no, I don’t want to hear that Pascal was useless, he was literally Rapunzel’s only source of genuine, selfless love before Flynn stumbled into her life, and he spends the entire movie just making sure she’s safe and happy. Also even if he was useless, at least he’s quiet.

Nothing irritating or cringey, like fart jokes, whiney voices, or meme references.

That being said, holy flip, this movie is hilarious. It uses slapstick comedy in such an effective way, along with punchy dialogue, witty one-liners, and unexpected visual gags. But at no point does the comedy ever overstay its welcome.

The story is very self-contained and intimate--it’s only interested in the fate of its two main characters, and it doesn’t try to convince you that there’s anything more at stake than their personal wellbeing. It is also a very smart re-telling of a classic fairy tale with some much needed updates to the story that don’t detract from the original vibe or appeal of said fairy tale. 

It takes a good hard look at the nature of manipulation and abuse, and doesn’t shy away from showing just how subtle those things can be--which is not something you usually get from a “kids’ movie.” 

Rapunzel is not a superpowered Mary Sue who gets everything done by herself. She’s smart and goal-oriented, but is not ashamed to ask for (or demand, as is the case with Flynn) help when she knows she needs it. She is timid and naïve, but also kindhearted and sweet. She improves the lives of everyone she comes into contact with simply by being polite and accepting of others’ flaws. So no, she’s not a girl-power fantasy heroine, she’s a relatable and realistic young woman, and I personally like that a lot better.

Flynn Rider/Eugene Fitzherbert isn’t a stereotypical Disney Prince. He has depth and complexity, a muddled sense of morality that comes from being exposed to the cruelty and unfairness of the world from far too young an age. BUT HE IS NOT A FATALISTIC CYNIC WHO TRIES TO FORCE HIS BAD EXPERIENCES ON RAPUNZEL, IN SPITE OF THE FACT THAT SHE IS AN EASY TARGET FOR THAT KIND OF THING. Once they become friends, he’s even eager to show her the nicer parts of the world, and does his best to make sure she has the happy birthday she deserves. 

Also on the subject of Eugene, even though he initially has no interest in helping Rapunzel achieve her dream, he is still respectful towards her and protects her when the situation becomes genuinely dangerous. Yes, he’s a self-centered prat at the start of the movie, and absolutely tries to manipulate her into letting him out of the bargain, but he’s not a heartless monster, and at no point does he ever entertain the thought of actually threatening or harming her in order to get the crown back. 

One more thing on Eugene: him rediscovering the self he left in his childhood through Rapunzel’s enthusiasm and kindheartedness is a good arc, and it makes him falling in love with her even more believable. 

Eugunzel is one of the best examples of a healthy couple in any Disney movie. There’s no imbalanced power dynamic between them, they are very much a team from very early on, working together as equals. And once they realize how much they truly care for each other, they are both willing to sacrifice anything and everything to keep the other safe. Tangled doesn’t give you that “Oh, love is a flittery feeling in your stomach, it’s the starry eyes and romantic gestures, it’s a feeling” nonsense. Tangled straight-up says “Yo. True love means you’re willing to put yourself and your desires aside in order to help the other person--and I don’t just mean accepting minor inconveniences, I mean actually dying to protect them, if necessary. Love ain’t for pansies, y’all.” 

Unlike other movies (cough! Frozen! cough!), which just had to spell everything out for us in easy-to-remember one-liners that summed up all the major messages in the movie, Tangled never shoves its themes down your throat. It’s most concerned with telling a good story first and foremost, and everything else is woven in there with subtlety and nuance.

The film doesn’t shy away from the fact that the world is messy. It’s not the dark, soul-sucking void that Gothel tried to tell Rapunzel it was, but it’s still unfair and sometimes cruel. But you can always find good, even in the most unexpected places, and that’s why you can’t close yourself off to experiencing the outside world and its inhabitants, even those you might initially write off as “bad.”

This movie is flipping gorgeous, alright? Like, if I had the choice to visit any world from any Disney movie, I would pick Corona, hands-down. Every environment is so beautifully crafted, with intricate, artistic detail. The Lantern Scene is one of my absolute favorite animated sequences from any movie. And the character expressions are so real and evocative, it makes you feel those emotions right down to your bones. 

The voice acting is incredible, and it is the standard to which I’ve held all voice acting ever since I first saw this movie. And no, Mandy Moore isn’t just “another celebrity voice” here. Her voice is actually perfect for Rapunzel because it captures that sweet, youthful enthusiasm that is the core of her character. 

The music is good, idk what y’all are talking about. No, there’s no Broadway power ballads or anything, but it serves the movie well. Also Tangled was more interested in being a good story than having a soundtrack that would be touted and overshared so much and blared in so many grocery stores and waiting rooms that eventually people would become embittered towards it.

And finally, this is not an objective reason why the movie is good, but I had to include it: Tangled is one of the most influential movies in my life. I first saw it when I was 13 years old, and it has shaped my creative style and taste in media more than any other film or book. If you read any of my fanfics, I can easily point out some small element of it that connects back to this movie. If you look at any of my doodles, they are very heavily inspired by the lush colors and expressive faces that defined Tangled. 

TL;DR: Tangled is good, and I want more people to understand that, and not dismiss it as “just another Disney Princess movie.” 

#niki rambles #sick days #disney #tangled

[swampgallows]

my uncle works at blizzard and i know the end of shadowlands

here is my prediction, it’s sloppy as fuck but i wanna just draft my general idea before the shit actually comes out so i can be like “CALLED IT” if i’m right lol

okay so let’s talk DREADLORDS babey. they are not demons per se but a separate race of sentient beings called the nathrezim. apparently they were discovered by sargeras when he was traversing the cosmos. they were sitting around chilling with the old gods, which is how sargeras found out about the old gods and void lords in the first place. so the history of dreadlords and the old gods/void goes way back.

there are three things that dreadlords are very good at:

1. summoning chaotic shit 2. crafting chaotic shit 3. being chaotic neutral emissaries, mostly for the burning legion. mostly.

1. dreadlords are really powerful interdimensional beings from the twisting nether. however, with the afterlives: maldraxxus cinematic it possibly implies that both the denizens of the shadowlands and the nathrezim themselves have the power to move between life and death as well as laterally across realms like the elemental plane, twisting nether, etc.

2: the dreadlords have forged the sword apocalypse and are possibly the original smiths of the helm of domination and frostmourne. we know that these artifacts are not of azeroth. the nathrezim could have smithed both the helm and frostmourne with help from the jailor and his magic. side note is the WoW canon spelling his name Jailor or Jailer? ive seen both. guess it’s one of those imposter/impostor situations.

anyway, point number 3: we have witnessed dreadlords allying themselves with several different factions, including but not limited to the scourge (sub-faction of the legion), the burning legion, the light (lothraxion), and waaaay back when... the forsaken. by sprinkling themselves throughout the cosmos they can tip the scales on several fronts toward chaos/old gods/void (yes, even lothraxion, since the Light seems to have its own agenda per Xe’ra).

newer players may not know that sylvanas once had a dreadlord ally named Varimathras. one of his click-quotes he’d say “I’m always on the winning side.” he claimed to hold no more ties to the burning legion and that he also wanted to get revenge on arthas/the lich king, and since that was sylvanas’ ultimate goal, they teamed up. he used to chill right next to her in the royal quarter, until the battle for the undercity. this was a wotlk-era event not unlike the pre-bfa “war of thorns” that followed The Wrathgate. the horde, including thrall and varok saurfang, led horde troops into the undercity to oust the mutineers from the horde. the alliance was also present, with newly-returned king varian wrynn and lady jaina proudmoore also invading to take their revenge on putress and his loyalists. 

but before all that, sylvanas could have possibly been clued in by varimathras about the jailor’s intentions all the way back in wrath. especially if she was looking for a way to defeat the “death god” lich king, varimathras would have been more than happy to tell her about death’s boss—the jailor—and the suffering arthas would undergo in the maw. (remember, shadowlands itself is not new lore. it has existed since the dawn of warcraft itself; whenever you die in game you are in the shadowlands. the spirit healers in the graveyards are in the shadowlands.)

again, this is just my speculation, but varimathras easily could have told sylvanas about the origins of the helm and frostmourne, the source of arthas/the lich king’s powers. varimathras/putress betray her (though even this has conflicts with new lore, e.g. Chronicle [my bane] saying that Sylvanas had planned the Wrathgate all along). battle for undercity happens, and varimathras is banished. 

sylvanas maybe figures ‘dont worry imma bust that shit open when i go kill arthas’. maybe she even planned to hold dominion over the scourge and wear the helm herself, taking the place bolvar has currently. but the halls of reflection & ICC happen and... she doesnt get to kill arthas, her one reason for continuing her existence.

so we get Edge of Night, which potentially planted a lot of seeds (if blizz is that clever).

VALKYR possibly trick her (i have said this before), as they are agents of the scourge/the jailor, hopefully to get sylvanas on their side to incur more death and be a secondary wave of would-be scourge (since bolvar aint doin that job and he’s not dead so they cant really get to him BUT they can travel throughout the shadowlands). either that or maybe they were planning on her becoming the new lich king and when bolvar got the hat instead they got a lil pist about it.

sylvanas is foisted into the very non-consensual position of “choose death and suffer for eternity or come back to life and Lead Your People™”. there is some OLD ASS LORE that i cannot find and maybe it’s something i misread somewhere or whatever but i was always under the impression that the Light could not save the Scourge, so anyone turned Scourge could possibly end up in the Maw on principle of being inherently irredeemable (hence the name “Forsaken”, they cannot be saved by the Light). the lore might have changed or, like i said, i might have just picked this up from somewhere and it’s wrong entirely. but if that’s the case, more Scourge = more anima dumped into the Maw disposal, which strengthens the jailor. either that or breaking sylvanas’ spirit to redirect her vengeance on Capital D Death rather than arthas himself.

basically everything sylvanas does while “alive” in azeroth pales in comparison to the eternal suffering and torment that awaits her if she is to die. so she has literally nothing to lose and can only gain by at least keeping herself alive as long as possible, no matter what wild shit she gets up to, it cant be as bad as the maw. 

ultimately i think sylvanas becomes the new jailor to satisfy both her loyalists/fans and those who want her to pay for her crimes, she is redeemed by technically stopping the maw expansion by taking over a la bolvar keeping the scourge dormant, all the symbolism of her destroying the helm of domination becomes all the more poetic and poignant along with her ‘this world is a prison and i will set us all free’ bullshit, avoids her potential fate in the maw as a prisoner by becoming the jailor itself (”better to reign in hell than serve in heaven”). PLUS then she gets placed in a limbo much like illidan fighting sargeras for potentially eternity by being dead-but-not-really as the jailor so blizzard can cameo to her or make merch of her all they want or bring her back as deus ex machina if they feel like it.

i had way more details about this shit when me n the best friends talkd about it a while back but it’s  been seemingly an eternity since then but yeah the tldr

sylvanas becomes jailor (predictabo) because varimathras spilled the beans about the funny sword and hat his buddies made purely for the bants w the old gods/void (less predictabo).

boy are they gonna make that covid vaccine soon or what i need a fuckin job

#world of warcraft #shadowlands #metacraft #blathering #long post

[gracefulweather]

yes !! haha i had to find a photo of it 😂

i definitely want to read the book now, esp if it's better than the movie

WAIT I SAW THAT TWEET TOO I NEARLY BUSTED A LUNG ALDHALJFLADH that would be so funny 😭

im have high hopes for creker but then again, they never really disappoint !

streaming a 40 minute music video hahah 😭😭😭 reminds me of txt's eternally mv that's a whole 20 minutes long lol

yes !! why is changmin crying i need to know whats wrong and what happened immediately

idk if you've ever seen golden child's burn it mv, but its kinda what i imagine creker will do? like dramatic and suspenseful and everything !

yes ! i live for darker concepts but i still love the refreshing ones ! i like when they switch it up :D wbu??

it depends for me 😅 albums are so expensive :") i usually watch unboxing videos to see all the different photos n everything and then decide. OMG THE KINGDOM AR CARDS 😭😭😭 SO PRETTY ! i hate limited edition things or like the be your own king merch that u could only get through fancafe ���

wait also, do u have a tbz bias 😭 i would assume its hyunjae or juyeon?? but im not sure

THAT PIC ALKDJFKA ok this brings back memories now :') he looks so helpless and done with life AHAHA. oooh have you seen alice in borderland? i know everyone's obsessing over squid game rn but i actually liked borderland more with its cleverly crafted games (and the the element of fear too omg the level with the horse masks still remains in my mind). what do you think about all these death game thrillers!!

omg txt's mv really be 19:32.... ok i will go watch this later LOL. but have you seen all those edits with chanhee/changmin crying as the equivalent of the squid game characters.... :'))) and yeahHH golcha's burn it and ra pam pam mvs!! glad they're bringing back those cinematic mvs that were so trendy before in second gen groups 😍 i'm all here for the dark concepts!! still not over drink it tbh, i was hoping for a halloween dance practice for it :')

oooh definitely nice to know what you're getting ahead of time when they're so expensive 😭 do you collect pcs? yeah i literally added the kingdom AR cards to my cart then hesitated, and by the time i made up my mind THEY WERE SOLD OUT <////3 cries. the byok stuff was so cute too 😭

AND UMM.... hah.... i'm not sure about a bias either LOL for now i'd say juyeon, hyunjae, younghoon, and sangyeon all count 🤡 and yours is sunwoo right? do you have a bias wrecker?

OKAY BUT THOUGHTS??? on the highlight medly??? and the possible squid game announcer voice???? maverick came on and i was like.... oh hi nct.... afdlkajf it's gotta be the chanting chorus LMAO. kinda liking the sound of russian roulette tho!!

#em <3 #ask