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kelluinox · 3 months

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I "love" how leftists are saying "but this time, this time for sure jews are evil! This time for sure!" And think they're any different from every single other group that has tried to exterminate us over the course of history

#like buddy do you know how many times we've been down this road #no nothing's different this time around you're just like every other antisemitic movement that has ever come before you #you're rehashing all the tired antisemitic accusations just changing them up a bit to fit the modern times #nothing new #zionist controlled media? - jews control media #zionists killing palestinian babies? - jews kill christian babies and drink their blood #zionists poison palestinian land? - jews poison wells #zionist doctors harm patients? - stalin's doctor's plot #literally nothing you're saying is original and once again you're part of a movement that seeks to exterminate jews #jews weren't at fault then they're not at fault now and history will once again remember you as the antisemitic dumbass who tried to kill us #and failed spectacularly #antisemitism #leftist antisemitism #jumblr

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proxycrit · 3 months

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(I point. Gently, in the voice of somebody who’s mind touched by the outer gods, i whisper truth in your ears:

Your honor the horses are now lesbians

(Anyways here’s the designs)

#mlp #based off my mlp redesigns (no i will not be taking criticism)#mlp redesign #fluttershy is now a giant jacked carnivorous shire horse with anxiety #rarity is a trans queen and she’s carrying the plot on her back #applejack’s been bequeethed the oldest child syndrome after the traumatic death of her parents and learned to do taxes at the tender age of #13?? how do horses age #and rainbow dash is both loved and reviled by her pegasi foundry because she has ‘too much gryphon in her’#(but she FAST AS FUC BOI.)#anyways pinky’s my favorite. we don’t know whats up with pinky but she smiles a lot and the world distorts around her at exactly 1014 am.#twilight is celestia’s favored pupil prophet and is trying her best to figure out what the hell is up with pinkie and failing spectacularly #twilight also hatched a dragon from an inert stone and people have opinions about that #mostly ‘what are you feeding her’#(holds rarity and applejack) i think they’re neat together #they bond over growing up too quickly and have a vi-caitlynn thing goin on #(squints) didnt draw the cute mark crusaders but they’d be like. the batmen of the town. and it was fun and games until twilight heard #and gave them ACTUAL weapons #rarity #applejack #rainbow dash #twilight sparkle #fluttershy #pinkie pie #spike the dragon #I FORGOT SPIKE #spike’s a stone dragon that hatched from a stone egg. he is not meant to exist. he’s an elderitch horror and a baby boy and we love #and cherish his adorable little face #art #critdraws #Rest your Weary Hooves in our New Found Home

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chloesimaginationthings · 28 days

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Adobe express has no good thought bubble shapes. Oh well.

Truly one of the most deadly “I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE.” ever

#ask reply #THE WAY the text isn’t perfectly in the speech bubble is so funny #it adds flavour #Something about William Afton trying to connect with his son like this #brings me to tears #I genuinely don’t think the dude is good at all at being a dad #but him trying and failing spectacularly is so good #Michael would not understand this gesture till years later #could you imagine him showing up to sister location and it just clicks then

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nocek · 3 months

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I should be finishing second part to previous comic buuuuut.... instead here you have a valentines special ;P

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apathyandmischief · 6 months

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I'm convinced the real reason why we didn't see more of the tandem bike is that Tom Hiddleston's legs are like three feet longer than Owen Wilson's and they just couldn't fuckin ride the damn thing together for shit

#Loki #lokius #even in the background when they ride in they're just coasting #I'm willing to bet they tried and failed spectacularly #there were plans there had to be good intentions #but Tom's just all legs

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nerevar-quote-and-star · 2 months

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If we’re in trouble, just throw a Dragonborn at the problem and hope for the best.

Akatosh, often, definitely

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morgancrystal · 4 months

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Monster Slayers Part I - Turin

#turin turambar #the children of hurin #tw: suidice #tw: death #silmarillion #silmarilion fanart #for some reason it didn't dawn on me until 20 hours into this that i'd have to put a trigger warning #this was supposed to be a rather victorious uplifting series and I have failed Turin spectacularly

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academyofbrokenhearts · 5 months

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Kunning life 2 in a nutshell

Xie Wei: conceal don't fe- Xie Wei: wait Xie Wei: WHY THE FUCK DO YOU LIKE ZHANG ZHE YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO LIKE HIM AT ALL THINK OF YAN LIN BUT ALSO YOU SHOULD NOT BE WITH YAN LIN EITHER Jiang Xuening: ... Jiang Xuening: okay I am going to peace out Xie Wei: NO WTF WHERE ARE YOU LEAVING IS SOMEONE BOTHERING YOU SHOULD I KILL THEM WHAT IF I KILL ZHANG ZHE THEN WHAT Jiang Xuening: what is going on Xie Wei: NO YOU KNOW WHAT I AM DONE YOU ARE MINE AND WE NEED TO MAKE OUT FOR THE REST OF OUR EXISTENCE Jiang Xuening: what Xie Wei: YOU DON'T WANT TO BE MINE HOW DARE YOU okay then I am yours forever and ever please step on me should I stab myself for you? let's get married

#Story of Kunning Palace #Ning An Ru Meng #C drama #Xie Wei #Jiang Xuening #in which Xie Wei's earlier plan of 'conceal don't feel' fails spectacularly #and good for him #also I am super impressed that Jiang Xuening only becomes romantically interested in him when he actively harms himself for her sake #they're both gloriously unhinged and I love it #original posts

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purpleleafsyt · 4 months

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#purplearts #lego ninjago #ninjago #dragons rising #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago fanart #dragons rising fanart #sora ninjago #ninjago sora #Sora my beloved #this was supposed to be a simple warmup but as you can see I failed spectacularly at that #its fine though I love how this turned out

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emeraldspiral · 1 year

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Girls don’t want to see another attempt at rebuilding the Jedi Order. Girls want Ben Solo back.

#reylo #rey #kylo ren #ben solo #star wars #for real tho #fuck the jedi #they fell for a reason #the entire sequel trilogy happened #because people didn't learn from the mistakes of the past #and just tried to recreate an already failed system #and tros's greatest sin was throwing that theme away #in favor of embracing mindless nostalgia #and rejecting the need for growth and change #if the movie isn't about rey either learning that she needs to modify her new jedi order #to make it actually work this time #or failing spectacularly because of her blind faith in something she should already know doesn't work #this movie will just be doubling down on tros's trashiness

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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense · 9 months

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Tf2 into the Tintin verse

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#tf2 #team fortress two #my art #tf2 medic #tf2 spy #tf2 scout #tintin #made medic a little too pale whoop dee doo #tried to imitate tintin's art style and failed spectacularly :)#tf2 spydad #i have the tintin movie on CD at home #most europeans probably knows tintin- he's a classic i saw him everywhere when I was a kid #also Lucky Luke- but didn't see him as much

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ohnoaname · 5 months

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Russia is trending again and I went into the tag and well. I saw a few posts by ukrainians which I'm not going to reblog because it feels like it's not my place, but I do want to say some stuff.

Please, don't forget about them. Keep speaking about the war and Ukraine. Oppression of some people don't erase oppression of others. They deserve your attention and your kindness and you should talk about them as much as you talk about Gaza or, currently, russian queers.

Dear Ukrainians who will possibly see this post: Stay safe and strong, I wish for freedom and swift recovery of your country.

#I'm spectacularly failing in staying away from politics on this blog #but this is very important #tw war #russia #Ukraine #politics #russian-ukranian war #russian invasion #ohnotalking

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chanrizard · 6 months

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SKZFLIX Directed by HAN .

#first and last gifs i make of this thing coloring it was an exercise in patience i failed spectacularly #bystay #staysource #createskz #kpopccc #stray kids #skz #le mie creature #q

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three-fold-symmetry · 2 years

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So... homoerotic lightsaber training, anyone?

#tcw #the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #this ended up a good bit more honry than I anticipated #but I think I deserve that #as a treat for doing a drawing with 3 lightsources #also my plan to draw something other than codywan for a change failed spectacularly

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ima-mezz · 3 days

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I’m an hour in the fable among us vod and just- I actually love Fuble in this he is so fail bossing it up and I love that for him

#Fable the father manipulator? I only know Fuble who does NOT want his employees talking about their wages #he’s trying so hard to be hip with the kids and failing spectacularly #fsmp #fable smp #liveblogging

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brucewaynehater101 · 16 days

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AU: Dick When Bruce "Dies."

When Tim comes to Dick with his evidence (it's literally just a family portrait) of Bruce being alive, Dick pauses. He's a detective as well. He knows that unless the Waynes committed a lot of in-breeding, it's impossible for a late late late family member of Bruce's to have both the Kane and Wanye genetic traits. It's not possible for someone to look so such like Bruce.

Unfortunately, this would mean that Tim is right.

Dick glances up at Tim and plasters on a sympathetic and concerned smile. "Tim... I understand that losing Bruce is hard, especially with all of the lo-"

"You don't believe me." Tim's voice is filled with betrayal, disappointment, and incredulity.

Dick winces as his gaze drifts away. "I'm sorry."

And Dick is. He knows that the lack of support will hurt his younger brother. He knows he's betraying Tim's trust. He knows what this will do to Tim and to their relationship. Dick watches as Tim's barriers get thrown down, and his face loses all tells. He watches his younger brother put emotional distance between them as a form of protection. He watches the immediate damage and knows that, if he fixed it now, they may return to normal. He knows the consequences of his next words.

"There's a grief counselor in Metropolis-"

"You want to-" Tim cuts himself off as he stares at the older man in shock. "You think I'm crazy."

"No! Tim. I think you're going through a rough time right now and yo-"

Tim's laugh is sharp, and his eyes, the only tell the younger one has left, are full of pain. "I see."

"Tim, I-"

"No," Tim shakes his head. A bitter smile is flashed before his face melts into impassiveness. "It's okay, Dick. I understand."

Dick doesn't think the teen does. If Tim truly did understand, he wouldn't react this way. If Tim knew why he was being rejected, the teen would do what Dick is trying to prevent him from doing.

Instead, Dick is a silent observer to Tim becoming more withdrawn. Dick reaches out to the Justice League and expresses his concern for Tim (while implying that Tim's theories are from a mental breakdown). Dick takes Robin away from Tim and cuts out any support the young man might receive. He knows it will hurt Tim. He knows it is currently hurting him.

Dick still does it.

When Tim returns to Gotham with evidence of Bruce's presence in the timestream, Dick grieves. All of his effort, all the pain he put them both through, it was all for naught.

#dc comics #dc universe #tim drake #dick grayson #dick is trying to protect his siblings from bruce in this one and fails spectacularly #dick just fuels tim's spite and gives him severe trust issues instead #dick still ends up having to deal with bruce #add on the angst of everything bruce ends up doing once he returns :)#add on the unjustified feelings of anger dick feels towards tim cause he brought bruce back #dick just hates himself though

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