#and it's 1am

[professionalchaoticdumbass]

(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

#the song is No Children by the mountain goats if you're wondering #added cuz i've seen quite a few people who dont know the original #(also this isn't about mc youtubers or anything this is just me having fun at like 1am)

[trashmakerarticle]

Y’all think about those rare times when Batman talks about his sons before they were introduced to the justice league he talks bout his ‘babies’

Batman: ahh yes nightwing, he’s my little boy. Always is full of energy. I love him. He’s just a happy little boy. In fact I have called him here and there he is, my little boy, a bundle of joy he is.

Nightwing: *a fully grown man and almost the size of Batman himself* hey guys :D

JL: that’s not a little boy???

Batman: *pointing to red hood* this is my baby, he’s just a precious baby and I love him so, he is fragile so please don’t make contact. He’s so cute and precious, he’s my precious baby boy.

Redhood: *a 6’2 man, absolutely covered in guns and is the size (if not slightly bigger) then Batman himself, glaring at all of them* don’t talk shit b

Batman: language.

JL: THATS NOT A BABY BOY???

Batman: this is my other son, he is my little genius. He’s so full of innocence and so pure, I love him dearly. Don’t be fooled by that stare, he’s so full of love he can hardly contain it. In fact he is friend shape.

Red robin: *staring down the JL with his Batman glare, already in a fighting stance* I will not hesitate

JL: I do not feel safe

Batman: this is robin, my son. He is very nice, though he might pick at you slightly, he is harmless. He can be prickly be warned but overall he is such a lovely baby and I love him so much

Robin: *gripping his swords, glaring at them ready to fight*

JL: oh my god we’re gonna die

#bruce wayne #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #dc #batman #nightwing #red hood #red robin #robin #justice league #justice league should be scared #honestly I would’ve added the others but it 1Am rn and I’m DYIBG

[marinememes]

Super cool ocean fact: there is at least 6 fish in the ocean

#marine science #marine biology #this is so stupid but I wrote this at 1am #aquarium #text post #oceanposting #sea creatures #fish #fishblr #marine life #fishes #marine biology memes

[onestormynight]

Jason Todd's pain tolerance and responses

#jason todd #red hood #batfam #is this anything #idk if it makes sense #it's the best i could do at 1am

[firstfullmoon]

I miss everything and will never get any of it back. whatever

#what listening to new boygenius at 1am will do to you

[m-ayo-o]

18+ pregnancy ; husband kento

Thinking of the moment Nanami Kento makes you his wife, carries you into your bedroom and tells you he's going to give you his kids...

You've been begging him, but he wanted to wait.

And now, on your wedding night, he's making it his only mission to get you pregnant.

"Again-" he's panting, stripped bare of his suit.

Your first few rounds, he kept your dress on.

But now it's off, he claims your whole body till you're covered in a thin sheen of sweat- you look ethereal.

"My angel-"

And he insists he's gotta keep going.

How many times has he cum?

You've lost count...

"One more--"

He's running on pure instinct.

Adrenaline.

Lust.

His muscles flex and his body has never looked more

godly

He stops when you can't continue.

"K-Kento-- ple-ease"

He doesn't realise how weak you sound till it's too late.

He pulls out and tilts your body up, to keep it in.

Then, in that same position, he lowers his mouth to your clit and makes you cum till you pass out.

He doesn't let you leave the bed in the morning without another round, finally satisfied when he sees that positive test by the end of your honeymoon.

#kento nanami #jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #18+ content #female reader #kento #nanami kento #nanami drabbles #nanami x reader #nanami smut #hubby kento <3 #tw: pregnancy #1am thoughts

[aliciavikander]

ANDREW SCOTT as THE PRIEST in Fleabag (2016-2019)

#fleabag #fleabagedit #tvedit #filmedit #userstream #userbbelcher #cinematv #szabiedit #this looks so bad 😭 #but i genuinely tried #you can tell i made this at 1am

[dotted-clouds]

Happy 2 Years of Kingdom Hearts 4 trailer was revealed

#my art #kingdom hearts #kingdom hearts 3 remind #kingdom hearts 4 #Yozora #Sora #happy 2 years of waiting for absolutely nothing #who knows maybe later today we'll get something #nah i doubt it #anyways yaaay I finally drew YOZORA normally!!!!! #i like him he's so cool #1am posting oohhhhhaaa i have a headache goodnight y'all #also the link in the description directs it to twitter version if curious #bue bye 💥

[alena-draws]

Let it all out

[Image Description: Three sketched digital illustrations featuring Trigun Stampede characters. In the first, Vash and Meryl sit, Vash huddling into Meryl as she holds him close. Vash's face is covered by her arms, and Meryl shuts her eyes tightly. In the second, Wolfwood sits next to Vash, one arm around Vash's back. Vash draws his knees up close, and hides his face in his arms. Wolfwood looks unsure and uncomfortable as he scratches the back of his neck. In the third and final drawing, Roberto sits cross-legged as Vash hides in his lap. Roberto pets Vash's hair with one hand and holds a flask in the other. He looks down at Vash with a weary expression, as Vash hides his face again. End ID]  (Image description done by @starberry-skies. Thank you!)

#I COULD go to bed before 1am or I just could draw fanart the whole night.. #fanart #trigun #trigun stampede #meryl stryfe #vash #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #wolfwood #roberto de niro #I know that prosthetic arm doesn't look right #I need to find some good references for that #vashmeryl #vashwood #and #vash..roberto?

[velnna]

#dropping these things at 1am like im tucking you to bed #astarion #staeve #bg3

[kuuwo]

My Lord, Friend, and Companion

#it’s 1am I haven’t shower #morrowind #tes #elder scrolls #indoril nerevar #dagoth ur #the elder scrolls #my art #illustration

[somegrumpynerd]

Thinking about how Nightmare has 4 mortals and 3 of them are so so bad at taking care of themselves

#UTDR #UTMV #My Art #Truce au #Killer Sans #Dust Sans #Cross Sans #Horror Sans #Nightmare Sans #''I don't feel like drawing a bunch I'll just do a quick silly doodle'' sits up until 1am finishing this #But this is about their bad habits not mine so #Killer and Cross are the worst offenders for sleep but they're pretty managable #Dust is the worst for food but Horror can coax him into enough food to get by #Horror was - for a short time when he first joined - Nightmare's clear favourite #Because he would actually ASK for things when he needed them #(Not that his joining didn't have problems of it's own but y'know #Nightmare was starting to expect it at this point) #I should ramble for 10 pages about the boys joining the gang someday #Not now cause I'm going to bed but y'know #Anyway goodnight gang!

[significant-ace-nnoyance]

#made this at 1am #lumax #percabeth #jancy #kanej #probably more am too tired to remember #bi4bi #raylum

[lemonmintbreezeb]

Marauders rated on kissing skill. Argue with the wall.

James: 8/10. He has full lips and knows how to use them but he gets excited sometimes and it gets messy

Remus: 9/10. He’s the Casanova for a reason. He was a natural for his first kiss with lily in 4th year and she made sure everyone knew

Sirius: 7/10. Pretends he knows what he’s doing but is in his head too much

Peter: 6/10. Very passive kisser. Extremely timid. Makes you wonder if he’s actually enjoying it but it’s not awful

Lily: 8/10. She check in with Marlene every few months to see if the score has improved. Platonically of course.

Mary: 8/10. Is extremely offended.

Marlene: 9/10. Tries to be humble and fails. “If you ever wanna practice…”

Dorcas: 8/10. Gets into it very quickly. She likes kissing for the sake of kissing. Plus her girlfriend is good at it.

Evan: 5/10 for his first kiss, has improved to an 8/10 with Bartys help. Similar to Peter but relaxes into it with time.

Barty: 10/10. Actually modest about it but everyone knows. Combination of natural talent and practice. Leaves your head spinning type of kiss. Loves biting

Regulus: 9/10. Barty was his first kiss and was a quick learner. Sirius hates this. James hates this. Evan hates this. Barty and Reg think it’s hilarious. Quiet confidence in his kissing, likes to take charge.

#marauders #gay kissing #ranking #it’s 1am #jegulus #wolfstar #dorlene #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #dorcas meadowes #lily evans #marlene mckinnon #regulus black #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #mary macdonald

[xo-romiiarts]

It was december again..

#Vol 26 cover destroyed me literally tears at 1am #geto suguru #satosugu #gojo satoru #jujutsu kaisen #my art #fan art

[lazylittledragon]

do any other artists feel like. yeah you're a 'good artist' because you draw things that look nice, but like. TECHNICALLY? you're really not great

i really hate that i can recognise that yes, my art is good, but is it VARIED? is it dynamic?? is my anatomy good? is it full of texture and colour theory? do i know how to do This? can i do That? no, not really. and that's quite painful actually

#ramble #yes this is the artist's perspective bs and yes this is anxiety because it's 1am #and yes i'm forever learning and growing but also #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. #drawing my little guys is fun but i am not good enough for the industry right now and that fucking sucks #i really feel like if i walked into a studio with my portfolio right now they would laugh at me #one of those days where i wish i'd done a more useful degree y'know #i'm going back through the phase where i don't know what i'm going to be anymore and it's scary #some days i really want to give it up and never draw again and do something worthwhile because i Know my life would be easier #and i hate that something i love so much makes me feel so hopeless #signs that i should go to bed ^^^^ #i will resume my pity party tomorrow