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liauditore · 6 months
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Self-love is healthy. Most of the time 👍
day 1: Dance / Break (Pearl/Scarlet Pearl)
Hi I am Definitely Not Late for @mcyt-yuri-week. I'm only participating in the sense of vaguely homoerotic imagery and ~vibes~ for the most part but I feel like that is very in spirit for yuri lol
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sharksa-shivers · 8 months
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Random useless big info dump bout Campsiter derps sleeping cuz i am tired and want to ramble lol
Ye, here, have a hugeass paragraph of useless information lol ---- Main bunkroom bed layouts: (each derp in the main bunkroom has their bed designed in a certain way sooooo here's how xd)
Sharky: Because of Sharky's size, him being 7'2 and a teenager so...Still growing up, his bunk and the bunkbed as a whole since his is on the bottom, are sized with him in mind (so he gets the basic room he needs to be cozy and stretch out in his bed some andddd Max + the guest in the guest bed on top would have quite alot of extra room for them also so epic lol) Sharky has various arts, sticky notes, and pictures on his inner wall. He has maybe a few stuffed animals and he's got a p decently sized pillow for his head. Sharky likes to be extra cozy so he usually has several blankets on his bed/near his bed. It's not uncommon to see Sharky snoozing with like 3 or 4 blankets ontop of him if he's cold. Ya boi likes his blankets lol. Sharky's bed curtain is pretty plain, just a dark blue color but he does have a small light on the roofbit of his bunk he can turn on for late night arts. Sharky's also closest to the nightstand so he gets free reign of it mostly lol.
Max: Max has an aroace flag on his wall and various pictures and maybe a few meme pics he thinks are amusing, idk, i could see that. Max has several pillows in his bed and i like the idea he has maybe a plain body pillow up against his bedwall so he doesn't slam into the wall while he's sleeping (Max can sleep in all sorts of positions so my guess is Max can be a very restless sleeper who moves alot while he's asleep and deep in dreams.) Max has his main pillow filled with all sorts of stuff, it's kinda his stash for midnight snacks and tech and other shit…And ye. Max usually sleeps with one or 2 blankets. Max's bed curtain is a basic dark green cuz Max likes green and doesn't really give much of a shit lmao Guest bed: The top bunk of Sharky and Max's bunk is the guest bed, so visitors usually sleep there. As a result, it's pretty basic and plain as to accommodate guests and whatnot.
(Andddd other bunkbed, let's go lol)
Lady: Lady's bunk is very very plush, she has very fluffy pillows and blankets and whatnot. Lady's main pillow has a pink pillowcase but she also has a few other pillows such as a sunflower one. Lady also has a small stuffed ladybug plushie in the corner of her bed that she'll snuggle up with when anxious or sick. She's had that Ladybug plushie since she was a kid and her name is Petunia. Lady's bed curtain is usually shut every night so she can have some privacy sleeping but there are times she's so tired that she'll forget to pull the pink satiny curtain back so ye. Lady's got a big thick quilt blanket she usually sleeps with but on hotter nights, she'll opt for a blanket instead. Lady's wall has quite a few fashion models and outfit design ideas she's taped up.
Kristy: Kristy's bed starts off in series plain like the guest bed but as time goes on, her bed becomes more hers. She puts up anime posters on her wall, she changes the curtain color to be red (since fave color) she gets several pillows since she likes to prop herself up while sleeping, she gets a few plushies (maybe some of her anime characters and i can see maybe some she gets from others…Kristy also gets a couple blankets from the hall closet and claims them kinda as her own, such as this red blanket she finds that's very plush. It's nice to see Kristy get more cozy as time goes on, her situation considered… Angel: Despite Angel coming after Kristy, Angel sets up her bedding pretty fast since she was more prepared to move to The Campsite. We see Angel has some like containers she's clipped to the sides of her bunk to organize her things, she nails up a white dry erase board that she'll scribble on, she has notes for scheduling things on the walls, and ye. Angel also brings things from her sea home such as several clams that she has as comfort objects in one of her containers. Angel has to get land materials for bedding so she gets a cozy basic purple pillow and purple blanketing to keep her comfy at night. Angel also has a curtain put up that she has as a basic dark pink color also… ----------------------------------- And more sleeping info stuff cuz fuck it lol
Sharky-Stomach and side sleeper, mostly stomach cuz he likes his face in the pillow(doesn't like laying on his back much cuz dorsal fin)sometimes will use ocean or rain ASMR to help him sleep or will draw/write til he gets tired, likes alot of blankets when it's cold, (maybe has a stuffed animal or 2? Perhaps?) Sometimes talks in his sleep, deep dreams alot so it can be hard to wake him up sometimes, usually pretty aesthetic in nature cuz of course they fucking are. Usually also will sleep heavier after eating, falls into food comas pretty easily. Not a morning person, better if he wakes up more on his own. Does snore a good bit sometimes.
Kristy-Back and side sleeper, likes her pillows proped up. Has to have her phone near her cuz anxiety. Used to take amulet off to sleep when she first got it, then got paranoid af so not anymore, she sleeps in it now. Pretty quiet sleeper but pretty easy usually to wake her up with loud noises or sudden disturbances. Has nightmares probably more then Sharky or Max does, they often REALLY get to her and she'll need to be calmed down or her anxiety will run ary and have a field day.
Max-Sleeps however the fuck, does not give a fuck what position, he'll force it.(but usually he prefers sleeping on his stomach or his side) Has a fuckton of stuff stored in his pillowcase, floppy ears will often flop in his face, will snore and twitch in his sleep. His dreams often involving his depression, how it manifests and whatnot(not every dream tho) Max gets dreams that will bother him sometimes but not really nightmares, he RARELY gets those. Often passes out while listening to livestreams.
Lady-Strict back sleeper, she always sleeps with an eyemask and earplugs of some sort (since other people will sometimes stay up doing things, she can't sleep well with lots of noise, she's a pretty light sleeper) Lady likes laying just flat down, she doesn't prop up her pillows or anything. Likes to use an electric blanket or 2 when very cold. Has a little curtain she pulls that's attached to the top of her bunk when going to sleep, she doesn't like people watching her sleep really either, privacys pretty important to her…Eyemask helps prevent eyebags from forming or other eye issues…Sometimes will sleep in a full facemask.
Angel-Side sleeper usually, Likes very fluffy fluffy blankets and pillows, she has several of both. Likes to write a bit about her day before sleeping, sometimes likes to watch random videos. Sleeps better with rain but thunderstorms can be a bit unnerving to her sometimes so she won't sleep as well. She gets ALOT of blankets when it's colder, Angel hates being cold…She doesn't like summer heat much either though and will try and use fans to cool down when it's hotter…
BONUS-Alt Trio derps too cuz why not?: Orange Hair-Stomach and side sleeper, Barely EVER fucking sleeps but when she does succumb to exhaustion, she'll usually sleep an entire day, she'll like hybernate for a day or 2 then will get IMMEDIATELY back on the grind. Likes it dark and dim as possible, she CANNOT sleep with bright lights or sunlight. Snores pretty loud, usually will fuckin drool everywhere, she's not a graceful sleeper lmao. If you wake her up and it's not important, prepare to face her fucking wrath, when she's in the mindset of "I want to sleep", NOTHING will get in her way of her catching some z's…
Nucleo-Pretty much just a stomach sleeper usually, he doesn't find other positions as comfortable(though he does shift in his sleep so he'll find himself waking up on his back or whatever sometimes) Pretty light sleeper, it's not hard to wake him up…Dreams about all kinds of stuff, usually kind of more fantasy oriented dreams like him being a space ship captain fighting off aliens or bullshit like that, idk what else you'd expect from the conspiracy boyo lmao. Also usually likes to sleep in darkness, likes it dead quite, likes to snuggle with his stingray pillow plush he has, likes having a bigger bed, he likes to strech out, hair gets even more fuckin messy when he wakes up. This kind of being a popular seafolk thing, Nucleo kinda also wants to get a hammock at some point to sleep in too(this is pretty popular among sea dwellers, just hanging beds in general)
The Captain-Back and side sleeper, likes having a lamp or 2 on. Likes a noise cushion, usually uses a radio or his tv. Likes to relax by watching tv or reading before bed(maybe watches online content of some sort, i could see that too.) Has multiple pillows, sometimes likes to prop himself up. Usually also has a fan going or his upstairs window somewhat cracked open for fresh air.
BONUS TWO, ELECTRIC BOOGALOO- Nightmare reaction shiz lol
Kristy: wakes up anxietyridden at night, has to be calmed down before she can sleep again. Sometimes she'll give up and stay up though, her anxietys really really bad and pretty powerful on her unfortunately…
Sharky: if he has a bad dream, he just jolts up like "THE FUCK WAS THAT???" realizes he's back in reality, comes back down to earth for a second and then shoves it away and is like "…Warm cozy bed, rest, sleep………💤....." Sharky usually doesn't have bad dreams tho, Sharky's nightmares are a rare thing so yeah…Out of The Trio derps, he has best dream sleep. (Sharky doesn't take good care of himself usually tho so he doesn't sleep well alot. He usually sleeps pretty shit which is part of why mornings suck ass to him…)
Max: he wakes up but it's not a jolt or anything, Max doesn't harshly react unless it's a very extremely bad dream…So usually instead, Max will lay there, head empty and will either go back to sleep or he'll just be like "…Wow, that sucked. I'm hungry, i want some snacks. Snacks good." And will then thus eat and come back upstairs and sleep after eating some xd
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martyrbat · 1 year
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you guys have no fucking idea how pissed i am rn :)
i have autoimmunity disorder ontop of being asthmatic and high risk anytime i get sick. i got covid back in ?? june i believe? and literally got turnt away from the hospital despite having two seizures and unable to breathe because im poor :) im still recovering from it !! i dont go out ! i rarely go into a store for my only socializing and interacting and only when i HAVE to. even then i wear two masks and wash every single thing, package included, because i can't take that risk – i will literally die !
my stepfather said covid is a scam for all these years, would literally physically assualt ANYONE in my household if they said it was real. wouldnt wear a mask, wouldnt take any safety precautions, would do nothing but say his god will protect him. when i caught it he blamed it on me not praying hard enough and that i need to ask god to forgive me because he cant. literally took his sister telling a grown ass, 6'5 400 pound trucker that hey. naybe dont hit your child while theyre literally unable to breathe. she snuck me medicine and HER inhalers because again. poor lmao.
then my mother caught it because i was still forced to do all the chores and work while wearing my masks and gloves the entire time. had to take care of her, who wasnt effected as bad, while my resting heart rate would jump from low 20s to 180s.
NOW hes sick and is threatening me because i refuse to step foot in his household or near him because??? i dont want to risk catching it again? especially as its in the freezing temperatures and my lungs are already weak? im still feeling long term effectives – from my breathing every! single! day! to my seizures coming back when i went a little over half my teenage years without one.
tw s/a mention & joke but do u know how much of a failure of a father u gotta be where the one that literally touched me is still a better one than u,,, like cmon man ur not even trying 😭😭 /lh
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diah-the-demon · 6 months
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I have given in, Tumblrs comment character limit is driving me insane but you are right, unfortunately the vibe of sending asks is so different TT-TT
but whatever shall we do
anyways, yeah my mom also cosplays! Back when I first watched Star Wars at 8 or so I really wanted to cosplay Leia and she had the idea of cosplaying Padme,, kinda sad that we somehow never got to do that so far, maybe I should bring it back up, now that we can freely live out our interests again without anyone mocking them or making stupid comments!
but yeah I hope she understands it then slkdjslk and ngl it wouldn't even surprise me if I get the courage to ask her that she'd buy one for herself too skldjslk just lately we finished the Clone Wars after all
True!! The helmet does look really sick, it'll definitely look super cool in your room!!
From what I've heard, once you get the hang of it it seems to be rather easy? just a bit time consuimg I think with all the layers of making it look realistic and such- and noo D: but it should be rather easy to find another tutorial I think! Whenever I had to look up smth for cosplays I always found a lot of videos!
And yeah pinning it to a bodysuit does sound like the best idea to work with it!
honestly cant blame you it was getting annoying ngl, hate that the vibes are really different :/
that would be so cool if you two were able to do that!! i hope you get the chance to do that eventually it sounds so fun! (and true you dont have to worry about that anymore! no limitations dslkjjs) (i done a star wars cosplay/costume for halloween around that age, i went as darth vader for halloween in primary school lmao, it was so fun!!)
she should do, i doubt that even she would fail to see how good this deal is, its way too worth it to pass up!!! esp after seeing the end of the clone wars i think since star wars is still fresh in her mind!
im not quite sure where il put it in my room, BUT i will find somewhere eventually dslkjsdjk, maybe on my bookshelf lmao might be able to fit it in there (atleast one of them, the rest can fit ontop of the bookshelf maybe djlksdj)
it should hopefully be easy to do? if not i can always ask my mum to help since shes said that if i ever get into cosplay (very much into it now djldskjdskj) she would love to help since shes got experience making costumes for my sisters dance classes when she was young lol
yeah finding the one i saved will be impossible so il look again for tutorials in general for it. might be able to find one specific for bo-katan/sabine! (just realised id need different coloured armour for them both but i guess i can just use one set and colour it differently depending on the cosplay)
yeah i think its the best way to do it? i mean in the shows/movies you see the people wearing armour all having like a black bodysuit on thru the joint sections, should be the best option of doing it tbh
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miraeluc · 3 years
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you have an eating disorder
prompt: “you never had issues with food - that is until your boyfriend makes a remark about your weight.”
pairing: katsuki bakugo x female! reader
word count: 1.6k
warnings: MAJOR TW!! anorexia, there’s swearing
genre: fluff, angst 
NOTE: this is not proofread at all and it’s kinda short, i was struggling to finish it a lot, sorry :(
you were never one to pay special attention to your diet or anything
life is short, why spend it worrying about how your body looks?
food is food man, and you need it to live 
there was no fun in dieting either, it’s not like you were ever fat anyway - with daily training you were in shape!
sure there were thinner girls, but like i mentioned, you just liked enjoying food without having to worry about losing weight all the time 
your boyfriend, bakugo, just does not know how to express himself 
he’s not the type to really pay any mind to your figure, he finds you pretty anyway 
and its a plus anyway - whenever he feels full he can just push his plate towards you and you’ll gladly finish it for him 
that is until one day
you were sitting with the baku squad at lunch
mina was telling you about a new tiktok trend she had stumbled upon and found hilarious 
denki was currently fighting for his life against bakugo after saying his hair looked like he was just hit by an electricity quirk before he proceeded to zap him lightly 
kirishima was regretting all of his life decisions when he decided to try and help denki 
sero was just sat there,, recording it so he could show them just how stupid they looked afterwards
kirishima finally managed to pull said angry-boy away from kaminari 
you always said he’s like a little angry pomeranian when angry lol 
back to the plot omg i got carried away
after bakugo was calm enough to take his initial seat beside you, he was already too full and just overall not hungry
so he pushed his plate towards you 
“eat up, fatass.” he grumbled out
you just looked up at him with wide doe-eyes, not expecting an insult to slip off his tongue
it was bakugo, what’d you expect lmao 
you looked down at the plate, suddenly feeling very not hungry anymore, instead pushing the plate away as you grabbed your bag to stand up
“actually, i’ll head up to my room, i feel a bit sick”
you immediately left after that, not seeing the confused glances the table exchanged, mina smacking bakugo’s head
you went to your room and laid down, not knowing why bakugo’s comment had made you feel upset
you never get upset when he makes dumb remarks!!
so why now!!
oh 
you realised it when you were stood in front of the mirror, shirt lifted, staring at your own body
you did gain some weight.
you were upset at yourself because you usually didn’t mind!!
you know weight fluctuates, you know the small amount of chub you have will eventually pack it’s little bags and leave again 
but it hurt because you wanted to be pretty for your boyfriend.
how could you be when he says you’re a fatass?
eventually, you ended up scrolling through your phone, looking at thin girls all day
you also looked up a few diets that worked very fast 
by the time bakugo was aggressively knocking at your door you had closed all of the pages you were previously looking at 
as soon as you swung the door open he strutted in, seating himself on your bed
“what was with you running off at lunch today?” he looked at you 
you were still stood at your door like.... mm ok i guess make yourself at home 
“huh? i told you, i felt a little sick.” you mumbled, closing the door again, it was getting late and you were not looking to be beheaded by aizawa
he scoffed “if you say so.” he laid down, kicking your blanket to the side
“i brought you some snacks - incase you got hungry..” he said, his face looking like >:( 
he didn’t get them because he knew you liked them and wanted to make you happy! not at all!!
he just didn’t want to put up with you being whiny
that’s for sure the reason 
you giggled, throwing yourself ontop of him - sounds of protest coming from him but he did wrap his arms around you 
“since when are you so nice, katsuki?!” you teased
lol wrong move 
in 0.01 seconds you were flipped over and held down as he started tickling you 
“i’m not nice!”
the next morning you left extra early to avoid getting breakfast with bakugo
he didn’t seem to be bothered by it, he also has days where he just doesn’t feel like eating early in the morning so 
it does start to bother him when that one day of skipping breakfast turned into every day
his google search bar is like 
‘why does my gf not eat’
‘do girls not eat breakfast’
but this bitch is also too scared to approach you at first because he doesnt want you to know he truly cares 
his ego is still too high for that 
but you know better
you know he cares but sometimes you don’t feel good enough for him
you can’t help but compare yourself to other girls at your school
you distance yourself unknowingly, lost in the counting calories and exercising every day
everyone but you notices that you’re literally spiraling 
you don’t notice that you look sick, skin paling and cheekbones getting more prominent every passing day 
you don’t notice the growing eyebags under your eyes 
all you notice is other pretty girls and how you want to look like them.
at first, your friends decide to give you some space, thinking that maybe you have to fix this within yourself and need space
and you do, but someone needs to snap you out of your little bubble 
that someone is bakugo 
so it goes like this 
during training, he noticed your legs being a little more wobbly than usual 
and he noticed that you were unfocused, not being able to dodge all of the enemies attacks 
but something inside of him snaps when aizawa has to stop the fight because you were not even fighting back anymore
before aizawa even arrived in front of you, your world went black and you collapsed
bakugo was so angry at your training enemy 
didn’t they fucking see your struggle?? 
did they really have to be stopped by their teacher??
would they even have stopped if it werent for aizawa?? 
probably not
but he didnt have time to go and yell at them because he was running towards you 
aizawa let him pick you up
“bring her to recovery girl.”
of course he did 
everyone watching was so shocked 
because bakugo didn’t let out a sound the entire time 
his face was pulled into a frown, as usual, but he wasn’t speaking- no, yelling
he showed past his classmates, walking towards recovery girl’s office
“ribbit, why was he so quiet?”
recovery girl was like ?!?!?! what the fuck happened when was the last time she ate
she had to give you a total parenteral nutrition
(that means nutrition/fluids are delivered into your body via a catheter placed in a vein of your body, usually lower arm)
when you woke up bakugo was sat next to the bed, reading the back of some medicine bottle he found there
when he noticed you awake he perked up a little, shoulders visibly relaxing
“what happened?” 
he narrowed his eyes, wondering for a second if you were serious 
“you’re starving yourself to near death, that’s what happened.”
you immediately grimaced
“did i pass out in front of everyone?”
“is that seriously what you’re worried about?!”
you remained quiet, looking away
“y/n, look at me.” he gently guided your head to face him
“i don’t know what drove you to do this to yourself, but i need you to stop. you’re going to die if you don’t stop. what idiot made you think you need to do this to yourself?! i’ll kill them!”
..
“you told me i was a fatass”
his jaw dropped
fuck
“you know i don’t mean when i insult you! i hide the fucking fact that i WANT you to eat by using insults! i’m so sorry..”
his voice went soft at the end
he truly felt so bad :(
he was the one that was supposed to protect you from others hurting you yet here he was, being the one that caused you to hink you weren’t worthy enough
“i know, but there’s so many much more prettier girls than me, i was afraid you’d lose feelings if i wasn’t thin enough.”
“are you kidding?! you’re the only one i have eyes for! all those other extra’s can fuck off, i don’t give a single shit about them!”
you were kinda tearing up
“do you promise?”
god, he felt so bad.
he sat on the edge of the bed, reluctantly pulling you in a hug 
“i promise”
from that day on he made sure to remind you to eat meals, even if it was just something small
he ripped everyone’s heads off if they made a comment about your eating habits and/or weight
and he made sure you were the only one he loved
the day he saw you collapse something broke inside of him
it opened his eyes that hiding his emotions from you wouldn’t help you in your relationship
so while he supported you to build your feelings of self-worth and eating habits, you helped him start to open up, teaching him that showing emotions wasn’t embarassing
no one else knew how soft he could get with you and it should stay that way
you had a long way to go but it was all worth it in the end
he was your little angry pomeranian <33
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cyber-cinnamonbun · 3 years
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Eek I’m frustrated I didn’t find your page sooner! Your writing is lovely, and I got an angsty/maybe happy idea in mind? So Y/N and Souichi were friends since elementary, but as they got older Y/N’s family urged her to quit hanging out with someone so odd, so she eventually cut him off even she really didn’t want to and had feelings for him. I was thinking perhaps they run into each other when they’re older? You can write it to be sad or happy, I don’t really mind! I’m just an angsty sap that likes ya boi lmao.
A/N: Thanks for this request friend! Angst isn't my strong suit but I tried my best!
A reunion so bittersweet
  As he watched you walk away he felt his heart shatter, he lost the one thing he cared about, the one thing he had. Even now he couldn't bring himself to hurt you, as he remembered that lock of hair and picture of you he had he just can't curse you, not even a little. After years of feeling that empty hole in his heart he can't bring himself to hate you.. he knows he should but he can't. 
  He wonders what you’d think of him now, a grown man whos running from his abusive monster of a wife and running a haunted house to feed his even more monstrous son. You’d probably laugh, maybe even make fun of him for a little. He wonders how you look now, are you just as pretty as he remembers? Do you have a family now? The thought of you with another man, someone else to love makes him sick.
  He hates when his mind gets wild like this, it's why he can't forget you. He swears he's seen you behind him in the mirror, no matter how far he runs he always hears your voice. He loved your voice before. It never failed to calm him. But now, when he tries to listen it does nothing but make his head hurt and throb in pain.
  “ Tsuji? “, there it is again, your voice makes him tense up but once he sees a hand wave in front of his face he looks up from the ground and goes speechless. There you stand, you look confused at how fearful he looks, it's like he's scared of you. He tries to play it off as his imagination playing tricks on him..but you look so real, it's nothing like the other times hes seen you.
   You reach a hand out to him and he flinches, he hasn't felt the touch of someone else is so long. The only thing touch he remembers is from his wife and... her touches aren't very pleasant. Once he realizes what he's done he watches as you take your hand back, he grabs your wrist in an act of desperation and places your hand on his cheek, leaning into it. Your skin was as smooth as ever.
  He looked up at you and realized how odd this must be, he let go of your hand and stared at you with both surprise and confusion as you place your free hand on his other cheek, holding his face in your warm grasp. You wiped away tears he didn't know fell and smiled, “ Jesus christ, you look like shit Souichi “
  A smile grew on his face as he placed his hands ontop of yours, rubbing the back of your palm with his thumb, “Says you, you look like you got ran over by a car”. He knew he was lying, you looked even better than he thought you would. He swore he felt his chest explode when he heard your laugh, he missed it so much. 
  “ About what I said.. I know it was a while ago but I just- “ “ Its.. its okay “, he cut you off, he knew what you were going to say but he already knew. He knows when your under pressure, hes known you for years. So once you said you no longer want to be friends with him he knew you didn't mean it, the two of you were attached to the hip and you even talked about moving in together when you get older. 
  All he wanted now was to keep you around him for as long as possible, to talk to you, know everything about your current life, maybe even love you. He wants to do all the things he never got to do. And with your sudden appearance, he want going to let this chance slip by.
   “ Do.. do you maybe want to go somewhere? “
@softsouichi you seem to like Adult Souichi, I hope you dont mind me tagging you 🥺👉👈
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b0rista · 3 years
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— 𝐃𝐀𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐁𝐄𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐋𝐃𝐓 𝐇𝐎𝐎𝐕𝐄𝐑.
𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: sLight angst, just a lil bit. & language!
𝐀𝐔𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐑'𝐒 𝐍𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐒: this is bertholdt x fem! reader.
"love me tender, love me sweet; never let me go."
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he is,, so sweet.
quite closed off at first, as one would imagine— nevertheless, though, he's incredibly gentle to you, and just an all around sweetheart. bertholdt's known for his kinder tendencies, but with you, it's an entirely different playing field.
you would sit with both him and reiner during mealtimes, which typically goes either one of two ways: it's quiet, and mainly just simple conversation between the three of you. or, reiner gets pulled into some shitty shenanigan (usually enforced by connie or sasha), ultimately dragging you and your poor boyfriend with him.
^ one time, the three of you + connie and jean were challenged to steal a single pound of bread from commander shadis' quarters, without getting caught. you were nearly caught lmao, bertholdt had to enact his long limbs™ to reach out and yAnk you back into the shadows. it was romantic <3
when it isn't nighttime, cuddles with him are a motherfucking godsend. the two of you alternate between little spoon & big spoon, because both of y'all need that sort of comfort. he cherishes the moments where he can pull you into his chest, burying his face within your hair while the two of you serenade in the silence.
when it is nighttime, though, and the two of you are fast asleep, it's literal hell JDJFK. everyone knows about bert's heinous sleeping habits, and with yoU in the mixture?? lord, he's kicked you off the bed before.
he felt AWFUL
"oHhmygoDy/NareyouokAywhaThapPened-"
you end up developing a system, where you just fucking latch onto his back while the two of you sleep, locking him in place while also comfortably cuddling. sometimes you drool on his back lmao, but he doesn't mind.
matching PAJAMAAAAAS
yes, it was his idea. don't make fun of him, he's trying his bEST-
during expeditions, he quietly frets over you. while everyone is prepping for going outside the walls, he stares at you from a distance, trying his best to remain positive. reiner typically has to snap him out of it, placing a hand on his shoulder and telling him to focus.
he, however, does not focus!! the entire time, he's using his goddamn height to his advantage to glance above the crowd, making sure you're doing okay. he doesn't want to openly worry for you, though, because he doesn't want you to feel belittled. he's aware that you're strong, and he's aware that you're capable. still, you're his. he worries.
he'll drop his horse on its ass in order to save you from a dickless ogre, i'll tell y'all that much.
while reiner has grown a liking towards you, annie couldn't care less for your well-being. not at first, anyway. she really, really doesn't like you, or the threat you oppose towards their mission. of course, you don't even know about said mission, but nevertheless, bertholdt is better off without you. to her, you're nothing but a casualty.
^ this doesn't mean she can't GROW to like you, of course. for a long time, though she rlly doesn't like you
catching feelings for you wasn't easy at all for bert,, like at all. he constantly attacked himself for growing attached to you, and as his feelings intensified, so did his self hate. it felt as if he was betraying his homeland and the love of his life at the exact same time— everything contradicted against one another, leading to one hell of struggle. poor bby didn't know what he wanted more, to go home or be with you :,))
eventually (i'll let the reader imagine how), he gave in, and the time the two of you spend together is great 🥺
back to actual headcanons JDJF;&&(& bertholdt is OBSESSED with your hands. touching them, kissing them, holding them, etc. the gestures are always quiet, like placing his hand ontop of yours beneath the table, but they're sweet. he loves your hands, ty. in a modern world, he would paint your nails for you and do a DARN GOOD JOB 😭
if he catches you wearing one of his shirts, he'll melt right into the floor. he's a lanky fellow, so the shirt itself would definitely be somewhat loose on you, which he loves. one morning, you were in a rush to get out of the boy's barracks, and you accidentally grabbed his shirt instead of your own. during breakfast, he walked into the mell hall only to see you, iN his bigass shirt, the ends aggressively tucked into your pants so that it wouldn't sag.
he was like :0
nobody even realized that the two of you were an item until, like,, moNths into your relationship. he's keen on keeping things on the down low, he's introverted & constantly struggling xoxo. they found out through ymir, who caught him pecking you on the cheek before curfew. needless to say, she exposed you to the entire girl's bunker that same night.
one time before he asked you out you made a lesbian joke and he took it literally JDJJF
oh, she isn't even into men.
then like a week later he overheard you calling some random salesman in the city attractive and he was so fucking confused
whTsttegoiNgoN
eventually, reiner got sick of it and literally just asked you flat out: "so, what's your ballgame?"
bertholdt had eighteen back to back panic attacks in the corner KDKGKKOH
when it comes to your hobbies, he's got each and every one memorized. through silent pining for you from a distance, he's picked up on the little things. you're an artist? wow, he's obsessed. you're a poet? please, serenade him to sleep with your wishful thinking. you won't even have to tell him, by the time you're together, he just knows.
if you're short, he's,, protective. he's protective either way, but if you're on the smaller scale, he feels this undying need to just encAse you in his arms, protecting you from the outside world. he also wouldn't know how to act a majority of the time KDJKF he's literally a beanstalk of a man, how the fuck does he operate with you??
^ enjoy him having to lean down a considerable amount to kiss you on the forehead jjdhfh
the same goes for if you're of average height!! not too drastic of a difference.
if you're tall, you're a queen. he's humored whenever he sees you towering over the others, and he lOves the fact that he's one of the only ones that towers over you. it's actually really cute, seeing him smile like a cutie as he rests his cheek on the side of your head while the short bitches are biTteR
he's a tad bit obsessive when it comes to treating whatever wounds you may have, because he worries more intensely than most. you get a measly papercut, he's the only wrapping up your finger .7 seconds after you started bleeding. he does this thing once it's tended to where he places a tiny kiss atop the bandages, it's really sweet.
10/10 boyfriend, minus the angst that i refused to include 💞 smd smd SMD SMD
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knightofameris · 4 years
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period pains pt. 2
a/n: I HAD TO SPLIT IT UP BECAUSE I REALIZED THE TAGS GOT MESSSYYYYYY SO LOL
also just like i mentioned in pt 1, i’m still getting used to writing for haikyuu boys but i think i have an okay grasp at them,,, bokuto is the one i’m least confident on
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haikyuu boys taking care of their s/o who’s on their period ;-;
the boys in question: Nishinoya Yuu, Tanaka Ryuunosuke, Sawamura Daichi, Bokuto Koutarou [i had to do noya and tanaka cus they’re PERFECT for THIS] [also under the cut, i didn’t realize how long it was ahahah]
[reposting AGAIN because it’s not showing up in the tags ):<]
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nishinoya yuu
okay okay let’s say you’re stuck at home and you’re like oh shit
i don’t have anymore pads or tampons
must be pretty shitty so anyway (im sorry im not judging because this deadass happened to me twice LOL)
anyway you decide to text your boyfriend bb noya to get you some
and he’s like !!! I HAVE A MISSION AND IVE GOTTA HELP MY GIRL
because ya know he’s a simp king for yOU his sunshine
so he runs to the store to get you whatever you use
but then he sees all these different types of tampons and pads
this boy is overwhelmed
but then there’s some people in the same aisle as him
a couple he notices, and the girl giggles while whispering to her boyfriend “wow what a sweet boyfriend he is.” and he gets so PROUD
and the girl probably realized how lost he is and just told him to ask you.
so anyways he grabs the ones you told him to and the girl also tells him to get her favorite snacks and chocolate and heat packs and just everything you’d ever need
and he gets them he doesn’t care about no price tag 😤😤 anything for his queen
so when he gets to your place with all of these bags you’re like overwhelmed but your heart just BURSTS because he’s pulling out your favorite snacks and every other item while saying “this is for you in case you want to snack.” or “these heat packs will help your cramps” or “your favorite ghibli movie so we can watch together”
he’s so sweet i love him so much <3
needless to say y’all spend the rest of the day cuddling and stuff <3
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tanaka ryuunosuke
okay i just really like the idea of the boys going on a tampon/pad run for you so like
a lot like noya, he is a SIMP KING for YOU his GIRL and he’s on a mission
so when he see’s all of these different types, like noya he’s overWHELMED
so he deadass texts you “what size vagina are you” while sending a photo of all the tampons and pads
what a dumbass
but you love him and at least it got a good laugh out of ya especially with everything.
when he goes to check out he feels people staring at him and but unlike that one text of those series of boyfriends buying pads/tampons for their girlfriends ( i hope you guys know which one i’m talking about)
tanaka would be so proud like “hell yeah i got a girlfriend and hell yeah i’m doing this for her because i LOVE HER”
we stan one man and his name’s tanaka ryuunosuke
anyways on his way home he also stops by a boba store and gets you your favorite drink
how sweet i love him
he also decides to spend the rest of the day with you and y’all watch movies or just sleep and he does whatever he can to help you get through your period
also he might’ve bought you wAY too much
like deadass probably a years worth. his reasoning is that there’s so much BLOOD probably i love him
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sawamura daichi
daichi goes dadchi well i mean he is daddy but ya know
anywayyyyyy you probably were complaining to him about how your period was coming soon but that it was also late but you were still having ghost cramps
daichi has a moment of fear because he thinks you’re pregnant but then he remembers that the last time y’all did the do was before your last period, y’all been busy with volleyball and school okay lol
so daichi asks if there’s anything he can do because he wants to help however he can
but you’re probably just shake your head knowing he’s pretty busy with captain duties
he is a responsible dad and you love him for that and you dont want to take him from his kids but he kinda like is hesitant to not do anything for you.
so he just asks you to wait for him after practice so that he could walk you home and he also invites you to watch them
so that’s how you find yourself suddenly very aware of your period coming like the niagra falls and you dash over to your bag to see if you have any pads and for some reason!!! you forgot to restock!!! so you ask kiyoko
and she gives you some of hers
and you rush to the restroom
daichi’s confused but when you get back he looks over at you and has a look of concern so you just smile and give him a nod and a thumbs up
so anyway practice ended earlier than usual (probably because Daichi asked Ukai, but you didn’t know that but you did have a feeling)
Daichi walked with you (and the team also walked with you lol) and he went ahead to the store on the way home and just bought ALL of your favorite snacks AND chocolate
Noya and Tanaka go full on sad mode because they were like “that’s what I WOULD DO if I had a girlfriend” like that one meme with timmy turner’s dad, i hope y’all knwo what im talking about luh mao
so he walks you ALL the way to your place and he decides to stay awhile and your mom LOVES him so she’s fine with him in your room
he cuddles with you the rest of the evening before he has to go home and he makes sure to give you a bunch of forehead kisses or any other type of kisses.
i luv him <3
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bokuto koutarou
okay sorry i had to use that gif cus HE’S SO THICC HIS ARMS BRO sorry sorry okay anyways
so you’re probably in hella pain one day but like you’re trying to get through the day with classes
usually you do work after school to wait for bokuto but this was a particularly bad day
so when you told bokuto that you’re gonna head home early he got all emo mode
“wha- do you not love me” and he has those dot eyes and you start to feel bad but like you’re in PAIN but you also know that he doesn’t particularly have the skill to tell how you’re feeling and stuff
ya gotta be really good at open communication with this kid
but open communication is good in general so like ya know
anyway, you’ll probably just tell him that you’re feeling sick because of your period or akaashi might mention something if he’s there
but anyway bokuto becomes hella understanding and tells you to rest up
during practice bokuto gets a little bit worried because he also wants to be a good boyfriend, ya know, so he probably talks to akaashi about all these things he’s going to do (it’s a little bit ,,, much. very extra LMAO)
but akaashi stops him and tells him that something small and simple might be best for you
so, he just makes sure to get some of your favorite snacks and runs on over to your place as soon as practice ends
once he gets to your place and you notice that he got you snacks and such it probably just makes your kokoro go doki doki LMAO
he probably apologizes for not really like realizing you were tired and in pain but you just make grabby motions towards him and he goes :D and dives into your bed, gently
he’s such a baby he probably rests his head ontop of your chest and like his legs are slotted against yours and you just hug him while playing with his hair
he lets you talk about your day and he talks about his day and as the two of you guys talk slowly the two of you fall asleep.
a/n: like i said in pt. 1, i was gon make parts of it nsfw because ya know, sometimes a little spice can help yo cramps LOL so if anyone wants an nsfw version i can do it, also again if someone wants other characters too ill do it. also im so sorry i felt a little lack of motivation for bokuto’s part im a clown
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daaedoodles · 2 years
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doctors appointment technically tomorrow, i’m very scared lol
my sisters coming to pick me up explicitly without my mothers permission to bring me to the doctors, like my sister and mom kept telling me to cancel the appointment or swap it to an online consult and i lowkey lied to my sisters face when she was like “did (sister) cancel it” and i said “she said i can swap it to an online consult” i guess it was a white lie but still LMAO
i mean i know i need to go but my mom and dad have been very,, on edge recently and if i end up being the one who somehow shoves over the first domino and shit starts hitting the fan i will probably just like,, rot away or something idk help 👎
my moms getting the kitchen fixed too so i think today (in the morning) and tuesday there’ll be people including my mom going in and out of the house so i doubt i can leave quietly, i am so fucked.
everyday i am reminded i really need the doctors because like literally today i was helping my mom clear the kitchen so i was ontop of a chair and i got super dizzy and lightheaded and i almost fell LMAO pls not me being like,, yeah uh idk if i can help anymore i feel sick and my mom just looked at me pissed off lmao 🤠 she was yelling at me all day and complaining about how i wasn’t helping and i literally just went to bed because i could not deal with the headaches or the noise
will update? idk maybe 🤔 if shit hits the fan and i don’t post on ao3 or here things probably went badly
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💕😁😡🍸
send 💕 for a super sweet AOL message from my muse!
roary13xoxo: I was really bummed about transferring to C.C.U. Not because I didn’t like the school or anything, I was just really excited to go somewhere else, and meet new people... But I’m really glad I’m going to be with you still.  roary13xoxo: I didn’t know how I was going to say goodbye to you. I kept getting really upset about it.  roary13xoxo: And I wish the Candy Girl would like, disappear... But if we have to have all of this insanity happening, I’m glad we’re going through it together. I feel like we’ll figure this out, because we have you, you know? I feel like you’re a superhero sometimes. 
send 😁 for an ecstatic AOL message from  my muse! 
roary13xoxo: LIBBY roary13xoxo: I JUST GOT TO WORK AND JILLIAN TOLD ME WE’RE DOING A BOGO SHOE SALE YOU HAVE TO COME NOW  roary13xoxo: She let me get on the work computer because youre not picking up the phone and SOMEONES GONNA BUY THOSE HEELS YOU’VE BEEN LOOKING AT  roary13xoxo: I’ll try to hide them but you gotta HURRY
send  😡  for a supes mad AOL message from  my  muse!
roary13xoxo: I cannot believe you called out sick  roary13xoxo: I am hungover roary13xoxo: and ALONE roary13xoxo: working the opening shift at Cherie’s. AND I KNOW YOU’RE NOT SICK LIBBS. This is treason or something. You owe me, for real. God, I think Jillian can tell and she’s way too amused. Shit she can definitely tell I’m not using the work computer for inventory right now roary13xoxo: THIS ISNT OVER YOURE STILL IN TROUBLE BUT I HAVE TO GO.
send 🍸 for a tipsy drunk lmao AOL message from my muse!
roary13xoxo: Libbs I have done all the correctlife choices roary13xoxo: and I also did JELLO SHOTS roary13xoxo: they taste like LEMONADE???? theyre so good omg roary13xoxo: Can we make jello shots for our next sleepover please please please? with a cherry ontop? roary13xoxo: LOL GET IT, CHERRY? roary13xoxo: i miss you I wish we were having a sleepover TONIGHT  its been too long & i want to give you a hug
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cptnbvcks · 4 years
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Michelle!!!!!! Bitch how are you??
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sndndn god well I guess I should update you guys but if you’ve been following my tags youd know I’ve been sick for a while. turns out it’s a ✨h. pylori infection✨
i’ve spent literally the last two months having a crisis of nausea and anxiety ontop of rona fears but it would be just my luck that it isn’t rona that took me out but some stomach bug lmao anyway i just got my diagnosis and enough antibiotics to take down a horse so fingers crossed that i feel better in a few weeks 😭😭
also if you’ve ever had this uh words of support maybe? literally the pharmacist was like ohhh everyone gets one of those infections at some point in their lives~ and I was like bruh ive never heard of this in my life
anyway that’s all i pray ill be gucci for mando s2 and Halloween literally the only two joys in my life... witches pls come together and pray for me
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xumos-hoe · 5 years
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Your headcanons are awesome ❤️ since there is this awful stomach bug going around where I work, do you think you could write headcanons of MC taking care of the sick boys? I feel so gross rn and crave some cute tlc 😭
Aww bby, hope you feel better😭♥️ Enjoy!!!!!
MC taking care of sick!MLQC crew
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Victor
This man scares his own immune system LMAO
It’s R A R E when he comes down with something, but when he does, it’s almost always pretttyyyyy baddddd
When he came down with a stomach flu after coming back from a business trip abroad, he couldn’t even get out of bed.
Oh and if you thought he was a workaholic before, wait till you see him siCK
“I’m perfectly capable of going to work, MC. Worry about yourself.”
“Umm no hon, you just threw up like ten minutes ago— you better stay in that fucking bed.”
He’s always taking care of you, so this is your way of giving back:
You get him those lollipops to help his throat feel better, and he’s in no condition to protest, so he just accepts it he’s just so pouty and cute
Definitely sleeps with the Shiba Inu you bought him
Lots of back patting and reassurance when he’s vommiting
Still somehow finds a way to criticize your food
AN ACTUAL DRAMA QUEEN
omg no one is more dramatic than Victor when he’s sick
He’ll stay quiet and refuse to talk to anyone or complain like crazy about being 10x more in pain than he aCTUALLY IS
Lucien
It’s basically canon that y’all take care of each other when the other person is sick
He tries to play off his flu as nOtHiNg, but his forehead is literally on fucking fire
You force him back into bed, and although he protests, Lucien’s super into the whole idea of you taking care of him👀
He finally agreed and went to lay down
You make the best homemade soups and broths to keep his stomach feelin okay + ginger tea and weird herbal drinks you find in his cabinets LOOL
Rub his shoulders and neck to make sure the bby is eXTRA comfortable😌
Super ontop of his medication (more than you lmao)
READ. TO. HIM👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
Swears your voice is literally the perfect remedy for his flu
You brush his hair back and try your best to hold his bangs back while he’s vommiting
He sleeps a ton actually, probably cus he hardly sleeps on a normal day, so getting sick is his body’s only way of catching up on some much needed rest lmao
LOTSSSS of snuggling + movie time on the couch if he’s feeling up to it
A literal hot mess because only Lucien can make a 102° fever look sexy
Kiro
Savin will literally beat this kid with a shoe before he ever gets sick
But hE can’t help it duh
So when he finally does come down with a flu, ur immediately right there by his side
okay so Kiro looks like he’s dying
Literally won’t move an inch from bed
His cheeks are all flushed and he keeps groaning and whining (but it’s cute so you don’t mind)
SHAMELESSLY NEEDY AND SOMEHOW GETS LIKE 10000x CLINGIER
“MCCCCCCCCCCCC, helppppp”
“MCCCCCCCCCCCC, I’m hungryyyy”
“MCCCCCCCCCCCC, I feel so gross”
To keep him distracted, you pull up his all his fan’s encouraging and ‘get better soon’ wishes
This boy is such a baby abt taking medication. Any strong antibiotics or pills with nasty aftertastes are gonna have to be shoved down his throat whether he likes it or not, or you’ll have to slip it into his food hoping he won’t catch it.
Lovessss it when you rub his shoulders and cuddle with him but kissing is a definite no-no cus he’s still got the mf flu
You’ll set up a mini blanket fort and binge movies all day
Gavin
He’s a pretty healthy dude: always working out, keeps a pretty consistent diet, and typically on top of taking his vitamins
But yA know—the recent bad weather eventually caught up to him and he just crashed.
nurse mode activated
He’s so frustratingly stubborn about working through his fever, you’re thissssss close to smacking him outta his bullshit
“MC, I’m perfectly fine”
“You literally fainted the second you got up from bed”
“I’m fi-”
It isn’t until he heaved up his guts right after breakfast, he FINALLY got back into bed.
Also kinda in love with the idea of you doting on him😌
Even tho HE’S the one sick, forces you to wear a mask so he won’t pass the flu to you and watch you suffer
Will eat everything and anything you make to quicken the recovery process
Secretly a little bitch when it comes to taking medication
He. Hates. Medicine
So feel free to shove it down however you can
oops that sounded a lil nsfw sorry
Heavy fucking sleeper, you’ve literally had to check his pulse to make sure he didn’t die in his sleep
Doesn’t need any distractions besides you being the big spoon and rubbing his chest whenever a cough came about
Good luck communicating with birdcop because whoever you go to ask him if something is alright, he’ll just smile and nod
SPOON FEED HIM PLS
he loves it
Like
Reallllly loves it
Way more than he should
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rosyerim · 5 years
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pocket sized!nct dream
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basically nct dream but,,,they can fit in your hand,,, also mark isn’t here but I couldn't find a dream gif w/o mark 
haechan;
usually sitting ontop of your right shoulder, judging every task you do
“why does your handwriting resemble chicken scratch?”
“your hair is greasy, you should wash it”
“that ramen isn't cooked properly, the water is too hot!”
“haechan I will throw you in the pot”
he shuts up realll quick
but then he's back to whining & will only shut up if you give him half a cookie since he can't finish it whole
he loves a good ole KUWTK marathon but you have to remind him he is not actually Kim kardashian and you’re not his assistant
once he was looking for his your headphones & started snapping his fingers at you to get them lol you weren't happy
he doesn't even have to try but haechan can make you laugh at literally anything he’s just naturally funny 
so whenever you’re in a bad mood, the boys send him out to you to sooth you & it usually works lmao
is like your own personal stylist, he makes sure to check out your outfit before you go out anywhere
when he doesn't like it he just gives you a certain look up and down
“you don’t like it? whats wrong w it?”
“that top with those heels? whats right with it?
renjun;
steals your pencils that are basically stubs so he can do some drawing of his own :’((
makes you stay up late with him to watch conspiracy theories about the universe but then falls asleep on your phone screen 20 mins in
loves when you buy little stones for yourself, for like protection & well being, etc and renjun will spends hours wiping them down & researching everything he can on the stones
uses your phone just so he can learn how to do ballet from the comfort of your house but is still too shy to show you a dance routine for now
hates hates scary stuff but insists on watching the documentary about serial killers & afterwards he usually ends up sleeping on the pillow your head is on because he swears he's being watched lol
prefers sleeping in your hoodie pockets but has had one too many near death experiences with you not realising & catching him as he falls out so now you carefully pick up any article of clothing you own
likes the piano tiles app because he can basically play it using his lil feets 
he also beats your high score so you're lowkey salty but so long as he’s happy 
comes to you first about all his problems & likes to have a lil venting session with you & him cuddled in the armchair, sharing a cup of hot chocolate because he doesn't like bitter things
sometimes when you’re feeling kinda down he sits down on your shoulder & sings to you softly in chinese because he doesn't want you to,,,feel alone,,,my heart,,,,take it(●´□`)♡
jeno;
the quietest boy out of the six and the sweetest little boy ever :’((
brings you flowers he picked out of your neighbours garden covered in dirt because he saw how stressed out you were abt studying & reminds you to drink your water <33
likes to sit on your lap watching morning cartoons, giggling away behind his tiny bowl of cereal 
is best friends with the next door neighbours cat yet is deathly allergic to them??
he nearly scared you one morning when you were woken up by jeno’s teeny screams from around your house but turns out he was just riding on the cats back
you ended up having to take care of him for two days since he got super sick
you tried to scold him but he was still on the high from being up so high so he's just like 
“okay I'm sorry I won't do it again (。◝‿◜。)”
goes on random junk food hunts around your kitchen, can be found eating half a dorito chip in your cupboard at 3am mood
has a newfound love for asmr’s & if you ever lose your phone, worry not because jeno has it & is watching; long nails tapping different objects for two hours, no talking, only sounds 
also looooves dancing so he likes free styling with jisung by the radio & gets all shy & blushy when you compliment him 
jaemin;
lives in your shirt pocket because its 1) close to your heart & 2) very warm in there & 3) doesn’t have to leave your side!!
loves you v much & expresses it by leaving little pecks on your fingertips :’)))
likes to sleep on your fluffy plushies because its super comfy to him
his favourite is obvi ryan
fave spot is standing on your counter doing the best he can to help you bake sweet treats
imagine him standing holding up a whisk attempting to mix the wet ingredients with the dry ones but ending up falling :(( 
bub gets sad because he's afraid he messed it up but gets happy again when you set him on decorating the cakes :)) he’s super concentrate & even goes as far as to write your name best he can with icing
if its long then he just writes ur nickname 
likes to spend some of his free time reading books
the first time you were really confused on why your english book standing on its spine, had pages opening randomly 
turns out it was just jaemin being an intellectual
 you end up helping him flick the pages tho after he gets a paper cut :(
he really milks it tho like
“oh no y/n my hand is in pieces, I think im dying ε-(≖д≖﹆)”
but once you give him a hello kitty bandaid & hugs he's okay
chenle;
likes to sit in the palm of your hand & talk to you about how your day went & about how his day went & the birds he saw in the sky today & how he likes ice cream & basically it’s him babbling away to you
but you don't mind it, he's so endearing :’)
goofiest little man, tells you random jokes he heard on the radio & gets all smiley when you laugh at them, even if they're not funny
makes you play dominos with him but by the time he's gotten three standing up, you've got the whole thing set up
doesn't stop him from pushing the first one down and shrieking in delight when they all fall in sync aw cute baby
he also watches some KUWTK w/ haechan as he loves the drama & he picks up the lingo 
“hey lele have you seen my phone?im so annoyed I can't find it”
“omg there are literally people dying y/n ੧| ‾́ー ‾́ |੭”
you end up banning them from watch it 
even tho he’s small he eats a loooott
he will eat an entire bowl of ramen if you let him & you try to stop him but all he has to do it be like
“please let me eat it all y/n i wont get sick i love u uwuଘ(੭ˊ꒳ˋ)੭✧”
“oh of course you can you cutie here you go (n˘v˘•)¬”
he ends up with a tummy ache, again so you’re looking after him, again
not that you mind, he's the babiest of babies (˵¯͒⌄¯͒˵)
jisung;
can be found sleeping on top of the fluffiest make up brush you own
sleeps everywhere, likes sleeping under your carpet??
when you try waking him up he just falls back asleep in your hand :,))
if he's not sleeping, he's free styling by your radio and you can't help but record it
swears he doesn't like your slime yet you've had to help him out of multiple sticky sticky situations because he got too excited playing with your strawberry scented slime
watched one episode of gordon ramsay & swears he's the masterchef 
“aii that’s not how you fry the rice! you need to wait until it sizzles dude do you even know what you’re doing?!”
you set him down in the timeout corner
but he’s just chilling like
“if I get food poisoning its your fault (。・・。)”
picks up the local whiteboy lingo after he listens to his “lit asf playlist”
will randomly say aye & start nae naeing to you like, tapping your pen on the desk when you're studying 
won't admit it but loves when you cup him in your hands & sway him from side to side & he trusts you enough not to drop him
also has a weird habit of surfboard in the sink with a barbie surfboard & tells you to blow on the water so he can “surf”
you do it tho because his little giggles fill your heart
bonus; imagine all of them in little onesies of their fave animals & little cute hoods ♡✧。 (⋈◍>◡<◍)。✧♡
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whatevski · 6 years
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45, 56, and 73
45) How many people did you kiss in 2012/2013?Lmao just one I think?56)State 8 facts about your body1.  Ive never broken a bone2. I dont have a gallbladder tho3. I’m fat4. But Im cute too5. My natural hair color is this weird mousy brown. I hate it lol6. I kinda have a scar on my arm from when I fell ontop on my woodstove and got a gross ass burn from it. That was not fun.7. Right now is getting sick8. normal body temp is 96 degrees lmao73) What’s something sweet you’d like someone to do for you?Literally just do something nice or like... do something cause they were thinking about me or something. lmao idk im a simple person.
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taichoushadow · 7 years
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BTS reacts to you being really clumsy
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Hellooo there sunbeam ^^
I know how it is to be clumsy. I, myself am super clumsy. I have scars and bruises all over my body to prove it lmao. If you are as clumsy as me, please be more careful haha. Oh my god? You love me? Me? Aaaawhh how sweet of you. I love you too and thank you for loving my blog ^^
Hope you like this reaction and stay healthy!
Seokjin
We all know he feels as a mom and so he would be worried as a mom too but he was getting used to it since you would be hurting yourself at least once a day so he eventually had a cupboard full with bandages, bandaids, ice packs and much much more to take care of you. And he was right, today you managed to walk against the door while you two were ready to eat some dinner. Chuckling he dissapeared in the bathroom and came back with the ice pack in his hands, placing it ontop of the soon appearing bruise. 
‘‘Seriously y/n? You know you have to turn the knob and open the door to get out of the house. I mean you’re not some type of ghost who can walk through doors.’’
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Yoongi
He actually would find it funny you being so clumsy eventhough he says he doesn’t. Secretly he does. He will feel proud everytime he fixes something you broke. (Having the experience in bts aswell) However it isn’t always the innocent dropping glass or stubbing your toe. No sometimes you worry him sick as you come falling down the stairs or spilling hot water on your body. So more often than not he would keep a close eye on you, making sure you are not seriously injuring yourself.  Luckily you only broke the blender today, decorating the kitchen, yourself and him with the smoothie you were making as you shot him a nervous smile.
‘‘Gosh sometimes I don’t even know how you can be this clumsy. Not even Namjoon is as clumsy as you. But I guess I love you even more because of it. Don’t even ask me why because I myself can’t give you an answer. Now come here and let’s clean ourselves up first before we get too sticky.’’
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Hoseok
Also already kind of used to it, he doesn’t give it as much as attention, knowing already you always shrug it off and continue with what you were doing. Of course he worries every now and then but most of the times he just laughs along with you but not today. He was working on the laptop, trying to get some of the lyrics done for his new mixtape when he heard you calling his name. Saving the written words, he stood up from the chair and made his way to the laundry room. Seeing you standing there, biting your lip as you held your hands behind your back. He gave you a confused look, asking what was wrong.  Slowly your hands appeared in his vision but what he saw caused him to groan, snatching the shirt out of your hands, he closely inspected the to small shirt. Letting out a big sigh he dropped it in your hands, ran his fingers throug his hair and gave you a quick kiss on the cheek. He could get mad at you but he knew you felt quilty and well it just comes with loving you.
‘‘I know you don’t do it on purpose but honestly sometimes I think you do because it’s the third shirt this week you washed to hot. And for some reason it only are my shirts. But I guess we can use it for our furure son, so it’s okay. BUT.. please no more… otherwise I won’t have any shirts left.’’
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Namjoon
Two people together, both as clumsy as can be. Take today for example. You were visiting Namjoon and the others in their dorm, cooking dinner to let them rest after a long day practicing. Somehow you finished cooking without burning yourself or burning the food however when you served the spaghetti on the plates and asked Namjoon to help you carry it to the table, you both in some way dropped the plates, spilling the italian food on the floor and just stared. Hearing Yoongi mumble that you both were unbelievable and Seokjin whining over the waisted food you both bursted out in laughter because clumsly couple striked again. 
‘‘Why did you drop the food?!’’
‘‘Me?! You dropped it too!’‘
‘‘My heart.. I love you so much y/n. You can say what you want but we’re made for eachother’’
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Jimin
He had to be careful around you because you had the habit to drag him down with you and he kept sharp things out of you reach since you always, always cut yourself eventhough you knew it was sharp. Anyways it was late in the evening and you and Jimin walked in the park enjoying the chill breeze on your skin after a hot day. You, being easily distracted stopped in your tracks to cutely coo at the hegdehog who seemed to be searching for something to eat. It wasn’t everyday you saw those cute little animals. Jimin however hadn’t noticed that you weren’t by his side anymore until he heard you laughing, calling his name as you ran towards him to catch up, but along the way, you tripped over your own feet, stumbling your way further as you hands reached out to grab his shirt in the hope to steady yourself. Unfortunately it didn’t and pulled Jimin down with you, both crashing to the ground. He instantly whined when he was on the ground, you half laying on top of him. Helping you up, he pulled you into a playful headlock, complaining that you needed to learn to walk properly again. 
‘‘Y/n! Why do you always have to take me with you?! Seriously how do you always manage to trip over your own feet. It’s just..  incredible. I think you’ve found your talent.’’
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Taehyung
He would just sigh as you once again fell over the bathtub. Hearing you yell at him that you were okay, he chuckled and shook his head in disbelief like how the heck do you fell multiple times over the bathtub?? The bathtub doesn’t go anywhere. It just stays there, not moving at all. And when he suddenly heard smashing and crashing noises he literally facepalmed himself, still getting up to check up on you. When he finally arrived at the bathroom, he took a deep breath before going in, not knowing what he would find.. There you were, surrounded by shampoo bottles, as you casually joined them on the floor, playing it off like you planned it.  after making sure you were okay, he joined you on the bathroom floor.
‘‘Is it fun chilling on the ground? It seems it’s nice since you do it a couple of times a day. But I guess you want someone to join you, seeing all these bottles keeping you company. I’m hurt sweets.. You can just ask me, no need to make such a commotion.’’
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Jungkook
This guy would be a little shit. He would totally take advantage of you clumsiness. 
He stared at the dent in the door he had kicked in anger after losing the game against Seokjin. You were certainly getting pissed because how many times had you told him that getting rid of the anger against furniture or doors was not okay but then he just smirked, a great idea popped in his mind and laughed returning to the game he was playing. When you got home, Jungkook would greet you like always, ate dinner and just talked about eachothers day. When the both of you were getting ready for bed, you noticed the little dent, snapping your head to Jungkook he would say:
‘‘Don’t you remember? You hit the door with the vacuum while you were cleaning. It’s okay though.. I love your clumsy side. ‘’
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mysticdaddies · 7 years
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RFA DOGS HC :)
So I decided to do a little collaboration with the beautiful @sketchyy-pencil with using her art as inspiration to write HCS for the cute doggies c: I have her permission to use her art. The drawings are hers and you can find the post HERE with their names HERE
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Zen’s Dog: Jun the Siberian Husky
 He was hungry for love... hungry for being wanted... hungry for someone to run up to him and welcome him home.... but also... someone to be there for him as a friend.....who looks up to him.... THAT IS WHY HE GOT A DOG.  Dogs are loyal, love you unconditionally, will welcome you home, will look up to you, THEY ARE A MANS/WOMENS BEST FRIEND COME ON. He went to a breeder, and found this dog who was being ignored by everyone else. All of its brother and sisters were playing without him and when hew white dog tried to play with them, they growled at him and he walked away. THE FEELS WERE HIT OKAY. ZEN WAS GETTING THOSE FLASHBACKS AND HE RAN TO THE DOG AND HUGGED HIM SAYING THAT HE WILL BE HIS NEW FATHER. He took the puppy home and educated himself on how to take care of a husky. 
Look, Zen becomes the way Jumin is with Elizabeth the 3rd. Zen practices his lines with the dog. He got a little care seat on his motorcycle so the dog can go with him to his special place. You do not fuck with his dog. The dog is like an exact replica of Zen. White fur with Red eyes making all the other dogs want to be him or want to be with him. The dog is really there for Zen in a emotional level. They both know how it is to be ignored and not loved. Okay TBH, Jun rarely gets dog food, he gets meat, chicken, ham, all that good stuff. Zen makes sure he runs the the fat off so he doesn't get sick D: He makes sure the dog takes frequent ice baths c: He loves to go to the park and play catch with his doggie. They cant be there for long because of fans wanting to take pictures. BEST BELIEVE THIS DOG IS THERE POSING FOR THE PHOTO
Yoosung’s Dog: Rin the Corgi
Yoosung was tired of feeling lonely all the time and he decided to do something about it. He decided to join a new club at campus and he decided to join the CORGI APPRECIATION SQAUD club. He always wanted to be apart of a squad so he was an active member c: He started to find appreciation to the breed and decided to get one of his own c: The club gave him directions to this adoption center and thats where he met his best friend RIN THE CORGI :,D Rin was Yoosungs hype dog! Yoosung bought LOL shirts for her and everything. He loVES PLAYING WITH HER TINY LITTLE LEGS!!! HE LIKS TO FLICK IT AND SING TO HER WHILE HE RUBS HER BELLY. SHE BRINGS HIM HAPPINESS. LIKE HE BUYS PAJAMAS FOR HER AND EVERYTHING. REASON TO LIVE. REASON TO DO GOOD IN SCHOOL. SHE IS JUST A GOOD GIRL. LOVES TO HUG. SHE TRIPS SOMETIMES BUT ITS OKAY. YOOSUNG PICKS HER UP AND TAPS HER BUT A BIT. 
BONUS
HE TOOK HER A SHOWER. HE FILLED HIS TUB HALF WAY. PLOPPED HER IN WITH GOGGLES AND EVERYTHING. HER BUTT FUCKING FLOATED. HE LEGIT CRIED CAUSE IT WAS TOO CUTE. 
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Saeran’s Dog: Ciel the Doberman
Saeran actually met Ciel in the worst way possible. Ciel was Saerans personal guardian angel.
When Rika manipulated Saeran to join Mint Eye, he wasn't “conditioned” yet. He didnt know what Rika meant by that but 2 months later he was locked in the basement with little food and water. Men wearing white robes and black masks came in the basement and hosed down Saeran leaving him soaked and wet. They have him eat special food 3 times a day and thats all he gets. He doesn't have clothes or a blanket. He just has a mattress and a pillow. He couldn't believe Saeyoung would trade his freedom for his brother. Rika finally was convincing him that Saeyoung left him to die and that he must be cleansed by the lord. “The enemy is the RFA. The stole my happiness away from me. My main target is my own flesh and blood Saeyoung Choi. Mission? To Kill Him.” That was all he was thinking about when he was holding himself in the night trying to spread warmth throughout his body. Later in the night, he heard rapid footsteps around the basement. He thought it was a rat but he rubbed his eyes to try and see better. His vision cleared a bit and he saw a white puppy hiding behind one of the boxes holding bread in its mouth. The puppy looked at Saeran and ran into one of the empty boxes. Saeran went closer to the pups territory and kneeled down extending its hand so the puppy can know Saeran means no harm. The puppy trusted him and from that day on, the dog shared its stolen meal with Saeran and cuddled with him in the night so they both can stay warm. 
However one afternoon, the puppy was hiding in its box waiting for nightfall to sneak out and grab food. The puppies nap was rudely interrupted when Rika and her followers barged into the basement to beat up Saeran because they accused him of stealing food. The three masked men were punching and kicking him leaving Saeran defenseless. The puppy didn't think twice leaving his hidden box and went to attack the men. The puppy was biting their legs as if they were pieces of meat protecting his friend. Rika saw what was happening and was about to attack the puppy till Saeran interfered and protected his friend. Saeran finally decided to fully join her and her cult if they let him and his friend live like decent beings. Rika agreed knowing the medicine was now taking affect. She gave them a room and Chef to feed them and everything. From that day on, they were eachs other ride or die.
Jihyun/V’s Dog: Angel the Australian Shepard 
Angel traveled around the world with V. She is a very loyal and friendly dog. The only problem V had with Angel is that for an odd reason, she hated Rika. Whenever Rika walked into the room, Angel growled and walked away. When Rika tried to cuddle with V, Angel jumped on the couch and sat on his lap demanding attention. Rika hated Angel and Angel hated her. She tried to convince V to get rid of Angel because her excuse was it was “damaging the relationship”. He told her no that he rather lose her than Angel. Angel barked and slept with V while Rika was planning on a thing called Mint Eye. Rika told V about her idea and Angel went and laid on top of V and growled at her. A sun can always disappear but an Angel will always be there.
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MC’s Dog: Shin the Dalmatian
This dog is legit the worse dog guard ever. Zen convinced MC to get a dog to make sure she is safe and protected. She told Zen she already had a dog and that her name was Shin and that she was your pride and joy. The whole RFA felt better knowing you had a dog there ready to protect its master from any harms way. 
V saw the messages and began to freak out thinking the dog could possibly smell the bomb so he just never logged back in LMAO IM SORRY  HE HAS IMPORTANT SHIT TO DO 
However, MC didnt tell them that Shin is the most friendliest dog ever. She plays with everyone and loves to play little jokes. MC usually smiled because Shin had the same personality as the person who gave MC the adorable Dalmatian, MC’s grandfather c: Whenever she had to make phone calls or answer emails for the party, Shin was mostly annoyed because she wasn't getting any attention
BONUS
When MC heard her window shattered she was frighten seeing a white haired man in her home. She knew that was Unknown but before she could say anything, Shin jumped ontop of the man knocking him to the floor. Shin was wagging her tail with a ball in her mouth. Unknown did not expect that reaction. 
EXTRA BONUS 
Unknown started to play fetch with Shin and joined them for dinner eating spaghetti with them. 
Seven’s Dog: Chip the Shibu Inou 
He was inspired to get this dog because he saw a meme on social media about Doge and he wanted one so bad. Screw Elly, if she didnt want or need his love, he was going to give it to someone who needs it. He decided to go to a shelter hoping he can find famous meme breed and after 8 different shelters, he couldn't find the meme breed D: He was beginning to lose hope but he decided to try one more shelter. When he entered the shelter, he saw a 7 month year old Shibu Inu and he screeched like a little girl. He ran towards their cage and was beginning to baby talk to it. He paid for the papers and everything. He didnt prepare to have a animal in its home, so he fed it honey buddah chips. When the dog stuck his face inside the bag it got stuck and Seven began laughing. He removed the bag from the puppies face and noticed there was a chip on it heads. He decided to call his perfect companion Chip :) Short for Honey Buddha Chips :) The thing he loves the most is named after his love :,D 
Seven decided to wear a Shibu Inu costume and slept on the floor with Chip so Chip wouldn't feel lonely :,) After a couple of days later, he brought chip to sleep with him in his bed because the floor was getting uncomfortable. When Chip started to sleep with Seven, Sevens nightmare started to fade away. The guilt he carried inside his head and heart was being cured by chip, but it didnt mean his episodes stopped. One night Seven was having episodes when he was coding because he thought he saw a code saying “Saeran” in binary and he totally lost it. He fell to the ground crying grabbing his own hair. Chip grabbed a potato and ran to Seven giving the potato to him. He then went on his lap and cuddle him giving of “I'm here, everything will be okay vibes” :)
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Jumin’s Dog: King Charles the German Shepard 
Jumin only thought about getting a dog because he was getting tired of Saeyoung trying to sneak into his pent house and grab Elizabeth 3rd. 
He knew Saeyoung could get past the guards and fuck up the security system easily, so he decided to tell Assistant Kang to look for breeder that has the highest qualifications to breed guard dogs. He finally got the information from Assistant Kang and personally went with Elizabeth 3rd to find the perfect dog to protect Elizabeth. Of course Elizabeth must come along to help him find the perfect dog that is suitable for her taste. He had Elizabeth the 3rd in his arms with security guards around him because he was paranoid a dog might react aggressively seeing a precious feline. 
He entered the training camp and noticed how obedient the dogs where, but they already belong to the trainers. The breeder took him to the 1-2 year old dogs who matured enough to be obedient. He walked in the special area and there was this black German Shepard that has been eyeing Jumin and Elizabeth from far away. Jumin didnt notice because he was noticing how Elizabeth the 3rd was feeling a bit nervous. Jumin didnt notice that there was an untrained angry dog on the lose and it was heading towards Elizabeth the 3rd. Elizabeth knew she was in danger and jumped out of her fathers arm and ran for it, she put Forest Gump to shame, she was having her own kitty Vietnam flashbacks. Jumin notice the angry dog about to attack Elizabeth till a black German Shepard who've been observing the whole situation decided to attack the other dog and defend Elizabeth. The two dogs were fighting till the owner of the untrained dog got a hold of the rude dog and took him back to his cage for training. Jumin ran quickly to the fierce black German Shepard and notice it had a bite mark around its neck. He noticed Elizabeth 3rd climb onto the back of the dog and licked the battle wound and Jumin fell in love with the dog. He bought the dog right away and he was preparing paperwork to sue the trainer for almost hurting his precious feline. He welcomed King Charles with open arms because it saved his heart, his everything, Elizabeth 3rd. 
BONUS
Jumin left a camera in the penthouse and camped out in his car to see if King Charles can do his job 
1 hour later Seven sneaked in and right when he made it pass the kitchen, King Charles attacked Seven by barking and chasing him off the penthouse. 
Jumin trained him to not the hurt the RFA but to scare them LMAO 
when he noticed everything on the camera, he bought King Charles a diamond collar. 
Jaehee’s Dog: Mocha the Beagle
This precious little Beagle is Jaehees best friend. She is always waiting for Jaehee to come home from a long day of being Jumins slave. She picked up Mocha while she kicked off her shoes and threw her fake as glasses on the couch. She gave Mocha a quick kiss on her adorable forehead and gently flicked her long soft ears. UGH MOCHAS EARS. 
Jaehee then went to kitchen and placed Mocha on the chair and began talking to Mocha about her day while making coffee. People may not believe her when she tells them, but Mocha actually responds back by giving different variations of a bark. If she disagrees with something, mostly what Jumin makes her do, Mocha gives a mad bark with a little growl. If she agrees, she barks happily with a little pant. 
Jaehee just smiles at her canine thanking the moment she first met Mocha. 
*flashback*
It was a heavy rainstorm that on particular night and Mr. Han offered to take Jaehee to her apartment because she took a cab to work. She politely agreed and hold and umbrella over Mr. Hans head so he wouldn't get wet. 
Her whole left shoulder was soaking wet but she had to do it for her boss. They were halfway there to the limo but she heard a faint cry. She stopped and Mr. Han got a bit week and looked annoyed. He was tugging her to continue walking but she didnt. She kept looking for the noise and saw a box with a little head poking outside of it. She dragged Mr. Han to the car and pushed him inside and ran back to help the helpless creature. She almost lost her job but she knows Jumin cant find no one better than her. :)
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