#anyways don't trust people I guess💀

[mxxnkirby]

I'm mad, I'm so mad at her

My crush friend and this girl we hang out with are the only people I talk to about my eating issues. It's always in a joking manner because well that's my coping mechanism and they've never minded before; we've always been comfortable talking to each other about anything. Keep in mind, we've always affectionately called her "the baby" or "our little girl" because she's usually the one we have to comfort or take care of. And we cannot say anything even remotely mean because it'll offend her.

During our lunch at the band contest, she didn't have to say anything. I was already starting to regret that stupid ice cream so when she sees me with it and says "ew that's so much ice cream, that's a lot of sugar", I lose it. I cry on the bus ride home and throw it away without eating it.

When we get back to school, she tells me something, I don't remember what it was, but hearing her voice made me cry again so there I am bawling my eyes out in the bathrooms skipping my 10th period. Our teacher was gone and my home ec teacher was telling them the classwork but she didn't want to do it :) She was tired from the competions, she said! So what does she do? She tells the teacher I was crying in the bathrooms to get her to leave. She gets pissed at my friend when he tries to stop her. Then at me for asking her why she did that when I'm forced back to class after a long lecture about how "everybody is beautiful". I knew at this point she didn't give a shit about ratting me out so I tried to be as nice to her as possible but that didn't work.

She's so mad at me that she reports me to the guidance counselor anonymously. Then yells about how ungrateful and irresponsible I am when (in front of her) I start joking about how scary guidance counselors are with our church friends; just to make sure it was her, and I guess I was right.

After church, we get ice cream (I suggested it, just out of spite) and when I jokingly say "don't make me cry this time" she gets mad and says what else was she supposed to do while I "was dogging on her".... What? When?

Next day, she tells my physics teacher.

She's at a theatre competition today, and her director is my English teacher. I'm scared right now of how far she'll go and it's stressful being offered food in front of her because I can't refuse it. Every day, I have to walk by the home ec room to get to lunch and my teacher gifts me a bite of this or a spoonful of that to try.

I trusted her, and now she's in complete control of this situation. She's mad at me for... Some reason? Because I'm not grateful for her "help"? Over a crybaby session she caused?

Genuinely think I'm in the right in this situation. Even if telling a responsible adult about these things is the "correct thing to do"... She could have done it months ago. She chose to do it specifically after being upset with me. This isn't about trying to help me, it's about being mad at me and that's what is upsetting me. That's unethical on so many levels.

#anyways don't trust people I guess💀 #I talked about it to my friend and he agrees with me trying to avoid her for a while #especially since we're trying to prevent me from making purging a habit #and being forced to eat around her is not helping... #that ice cream on wednesday is the reason I'm doing the indefinitely long 'soft" fast #i love her but i hate her so much rn #ed but not sheeran #tw ed vent

[rosenecklaces]

Sjm: *makes a PAYED interview that would easily just being an instagram live, wasting the great interviewer and everyone who paid for new stuff time, saying the same stuff about nesta she already discussed before, talks of the sisters for less than a min (nothing about how tf she will fix the holes in their bond tho), tog still not over (for fucking sake 🙄), cc3 probably next (as if that's the series people care the most lmao), hinted about a multiverse with time travels even tough they are plots and questions still don't answered in each book series and also she isn't sure what cames next? tho she loved to brag about how organized she had her next books (she's either lying or thinking of how to not make a mess in unifying so much narratives/characters..) pitting an elriel and gwynriel question next to eachother ( she or BB knows about the ship war and want money ofc) and then proceeds to not...say anything? besides one thing: glenda is a lightsinger and az x g is conspiracy theory coded (LMAO) and elain is coming...some day? atleast one way or the other (the only good confirmation SOME people need lol) + men are accesories for the women, so azriel book truthers go eat shit and cry jkgkgkg*

Me: So...you did this, for what?

Sjm: why not?

Me: For what?

Sjm: why not?

Me, tired, knowing next good and actually interesting news will come in 2023/2024 (at best): ...why tho?

#+ she was so damn weird too #like bitch wdym you love nesta and have an obsession with cass? #you treath him like shit in acosf lmaoo #she did say men doesn't matter but cmon 💀 they are characters still... #also lucien you are nothing <3 #and you always be nothing. even on the author mind lol #anyways this is why i don't trust white people she literally repeated herself 50% of the interview and back away of most questions 50% left #elain is a quiet dreamer yes but and? what more? at what cost;:/ #gwynriels and eluciens keep losing more than us so that's nice i guess sigh

[il-miele-che-scrive]

you know what people are saying when a girl gets cheated on? go for his brother.

a/n not tryna offend anyone, I just love a lil drama

Part 2 here

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username1 Miss Y/n Y/l/n getting cheated on? No one is safe fr

↳username2 Yeah cuz how's he casually cheating on a literal goddess??

username3 they were together for almost 2 years😭

username4 My therapist will hear about this

↳username1 And Arthur is paying the bill

username5 that's it I'm NEVER trusting a man

username6 Isn't that girl Y/n's friend too? Poor girl getting cheated on twice

↳username3 yes it is 😭 guess Arthur got it from his brother

username7 Except Charles didn't cheat 😭 he's a homie hopper but he got morals

username8 I don't worry about Y/n, she's gonna find a new bf, but she wasted almost 2 years on him

yourusername excuse my state i'm as high as your hopes

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username2 Miss girl about to enter her hoe phase

↳username3 As she should tbh

charlottesiine Lots of fun last night🤍

↳yourusername nothing will beat an ex wags night out

↳username2 best ex wags fr 😭

yoursister Next time I'm going too to keep an eye on you wtf

username4 Wait so Y/n and Charlotte are friends? When did this happen?

↳username5 Yeah cuz we've never seen them hang out back when ChaCha was a thing and suddenly the girls are partying together?

↳username6 I mean it could be just a "we both suffered a Leclerc so let's hang out" kinda thing

username5 WE BOTH SUFFERED A LECLERC 💀 no okay but that's valid

username7 Am I the only one noticing this post was liked by Charles?

↳username2 He knows his lil bro messed up lmao

username8 Okay guys so what are we betting on - did Charles like this post because of Y/n or because of Charlotte? Also, isn't he in a relationship?

↳username3 Charles has been single for a few months now, he's free to like whoever he wants lmao

↳username9 It's just a like it's not that deep

arthur_leclerc You were my cup of tea but I drink vanilla latte now

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username1 The AUDACITY some men have

username2 and she was her best friend 😭

username3 I really want to believe they broke up before he got with the best friend but I don't think it's true

↳username4 Y/n and Arthur literally attended Charles' race a few days before we got the pics of Arthur with the other girl

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yourusername you don't mean nothing at all to me

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yoursister And I didn't even have to stop you from calling your ex

↳yourusername why would I even wanna call him anyways

yoursister Riiight, you were too busy getting to know some other interesting people:)

username1 What is Y/s/n talking about?

↳username2 Or rather WHO is she talking about?

username3 No Charlotte in the post but Charles is in the likes again 😶

↳username4 Have you seen what this one gossip page posted? Charles being in the likes isn't the thing I'd worry about here

username5 WHAT.

username3 Care to elaborate?

username4 Charles was also at the club with Y/n. It honestly looks like it was organized by a friend of his and he took Y/n there

username2 OH

username2 That's what Y/s/n is talking about

username5 Our girl Y/n is getting promoted from F2 to F1 and I love to see that

↳username6 LMAO it's so funny because it's true 😭

↳username2 Do we know who else was at this party?

username4 Allegedly the party was organized by Gasly, so obviously there was his gf Kika, but also some fellow drivers like Albon, Russell, Sainz, Ocon, Ricciardo and their gfs

username5 I was joking but now it looks like Y/n is actually becoming an F1 wag now lol

username7 Gossip girl on wheels I've been saying it for months

username8 But the caption SLAPS

↳username9 no because it looks like Y/n and Arthur are having a caption war lol it's funny

username8 It's childish but let a girl heal from a heartbreak in peace

yourusername karma will take it from here

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username1 MISS GIRL?? WHO IS THE MAN??

↳username2 We all know it's Charles (allegedly)

username8 Nah cuz I told yall she's gonna find another boyfriend soon

yoursister Loving to see you happy again ❤️

↳yourusername just needed a little upgrade

username3 I have no proof but I just know it's Charles

username4 Do we think she went for Charles because she genuinely likes him or just to get back at Arthur?

↳username5 Wait until someone starts a "she cheated on Arthur with Charles" gossips

username6 My two favorite red flags

↳username7 The homie hopper and the brother hopper, a match made in heaven

username6 The homie hopper is so real, Y/n recently hung out with his ex Charlotte 💀

username8 What kinda brother gets with his brother's ex?

↳username9 Imagine the next family dinner lmao

username10 Y'all it's not even confirmed that the man is Charles, y'all are crazy

↳username6 The post was liked by all the F1 drivers and their partners that were on the party from Y/n's previous post, it says a lot

↳username2 What @/username6 said and also Y/n is now followed by half of the F1 grid AND the wags

charles_leclerc Not your cup of tea, but my glass of wine

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yourusername KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND❤️

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#f1 fanfic #f1 x reader #formula 1 x reader #f1 imagine #charles leclerc x reader #f1 smau #f1 social media au #charles leclerc imagine #charles leclerc fanfic #Charles Leclerc smau #Arthur Leclerc x reader

[subbyalbedo]

Hisoka relationship hcs (sfw)

Somehow I haven't really written hcs before but here we go

Also first non smut post wtf am I doing with my life??

Warnings: probably cursing but idrk, no outright smut but a couple sexual phrases i guess, Hisoka is a warning in and of himself

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This man

idk how to start this but

You'd definitely have a cat together (sorry if you're allergic 😐)

He's such a cat person, and I feel like when you're chilling at home he'll just look at it 👀 for like hours until it gets a little freaked out and hides from him

he might challenge it to a fight...since that's how he is (you'll have to make sure he doesn't get bored and kill it 😬)

But he'll be great at playing w it tho, he'll set up elaborate hunts and things for it so it's never bored

The poor creature will be a lil bit traumatized but at least it'll get its exercise in 💀

anyway, away from the subject of cats

Unlike what many people believe, I don't think you have to be op and a amazing fighter to get him to be attracted to you

Actually I think he's even more intrigued when he notices someone for reasons other than their fighting abilities

He wants to know more

He's definitely very physical, he's always finding one way or another to be touching you, whether in public or alone

And this is the kind of relationship that is mutually yandere

He will not hesitate to kill anyone he deems as 'too close' to you, and if you do the same, it's a major turn on for him

He's always with you, 24/7 (but if you need some space he's fine with roaming for a while, he might disappear for a few weeks but he doesn't get offended that you need your space)

OH AND THIS MAN

Whenever he wants your attention, or he wants to be closer to you

h-he

he will

p-pull you towards him with his bungee gum 🤭

And don't let him find out you're into it or else he'll start doing it ALL. THE . TimE.

Oh, and when he's fighting? He KNOWS when you're watching. He'll make sure to save the dramatic finish for when you're paying attention.

And then he winks or bows or something at the end to make you laugh which makes his grin widen

this guy

everyone thinks you're insane for dating him but the insanity is what makes you a perfect match for him

Also, he would be into all different kinds of music

so whatever you like, he enjoys too

You can bop with him to all your favorite songs, and just have the best time fooling around with him

You probably don't spend much time in each place, due to Hisoka's...lifestyle? So there may be a lot of moving involved

But anything you wanna try w him in cool new locations, he's willing and eager to do it all with you

He takes you out for manicures and gets matching nails with you every so often

Pull his hair. Trust me. Just do it.

Sometimes he makes you mad on purpose to get you to scold him because thats just the hottest thing ever to him

Since he's so clingy and touch starved he will force you to cuddle with him

But it's okay because he's weirdly comfortable

He will flex in front of you just to see you drool over his muscles

and he's flexible, so he stretches and watches your reaction too

lmao and cooking

This could go either way

He's either the best cook ever without trying, or he has never tried and never will

And this guy is the sassiest bitch ever

He is always snarking at the worst times

And if you guys are across the room from each other you have silent conversations with your eyes just knowing exactly what the other is thinking

No matter how far into this relationship you are, he will never stop flirting with you shamelessly

He switches between big spoon and little spoon, but is always so cuddly and cozy

And if you're even half the amount of clingy that he is, he's over the moon

He absolutely loves whenever you initiate contact

OOOO and carnival dates (I have to lean into the aesthetic here) but he's the best bf for those ever

Overall, he's just the most amazing person ever

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Woah first non smut piece of writing eVeR

I love Hisoka so fucking much. He's probably my favorite of my 100+ anime boyfies (I have a list)

Anyway, if you liked these hcs, feel free to request other ones! I'm taking a break from full fics for a while because writers block is a bitch, but I'm gonna try out headcannons for a while

#hisoka #hisoka morow #hisoka morrow x reader #headcanon #relationship headcanons #hunter x hunter #hxh

[wildgirllz]

if i may, i requesteth one where bucky is confused by modern slang. I beseech thee, heed my request

Great request but a weird ass format 💀

Here you go! <3

Please feel free to request anything!

Bucky Barnes was a man out of time. After being frozen for over 70 years, he found himself in a world that was vastly different from the one he had known. And although he had been doing his best to adapt, there were still some things that left him completely perplexed.

One of those things was the slang that people used. Bucky could understand the words themselves, but their meanings often eluded him. So, he decided to turn to his girlfriend Y/N for help.

"Babe, can I ask you something?" Bucky said as he sat down next to Y/N on the couch.

"Of course, what's up?" Y/N asked, looking up from her book.

"What does 'throwing shade' mean?"

Y/N chuckled. "It means to insult someone subtly or indirectly."

Bucky looked confused. "Why would someone do that?"

"It's usually done to express disapproval or to make fun of someone without being too obvious about it," Y/N explained.

Bucky nodded slowly. "I see. Well, what about 'lit'?"

"That means something is really cool or exciting," Y/N said with a smile.

"Ah, I think I understand that one," Bucky said, nodding his head. "But what about 'fleek'?"

Y/N burst out laughing. "That's a funny one. It means something is on point or perfectly done."

Bucky scratched his head. "I'm not sure I follow."

"It's like when something is perfectly groomed or styled. Like, 'your eyebrows are on fleek' means they look really good," Y/N explained.

Bucky still looked a little confused, but he nodded anyway. "Okay, I think I get it."

Y/N couldn't help but smile at Bucky's confusion. She loved him even more for trying to understand modern slang, even though it clearly wasn't his forte.

"You know, babe, I have an idea," Y/N said, grinning mischievously.

"What's that?" Bucky asked, looking a little apprehensive.

"How about I teach you some slang of my own?" Y/N said with a wink.

Bucky raised an eyebrow. "What kind of slang?"

Y/N leaned in close to Bucky's ear and whispered something that made him blush bright red.

"Y/N, I don't think I should say that word," Bucky stammered, looking embarrassed.

Y/N giggled. "It's okay, Bucky. It's just a little dirty talk. It's not like anyone else is going to hear it."

Bucky looked a little unsure, but he trusted Y/N. He took a deep breath and repeated the phrase, stumbling over the words a little at first.

Y/N burst out laughing. "Oh my god, you're so cute when you're flustered."

Bucky grinned. "Well, I guess I'm a quick learner then."

Y/N leaned in and gave Bucky a kiss. "I think you are. And who knows? Maybe we'll come up with some new slang of our own."

Bucky smiled. "I like the sound of that."

#bucky barnes #bucky barnes fluff #bucky x you #bucky fanfic #bucky x y/n #bucky fluff #bucky barnes x reader #bucky fic #bucky barnes incorrect quotes #james buchanan barnes #bucky imagine #bucky x female reader #bucky x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barns imagine #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes angst

[carica-ficus]

"Gideon the Ninth"

07/12/2023

Reading progress: 443/443 (100%)

Read through since last update: 167

So... It seems I'm at the last reading update... I actually didn't plan to cram so much into one post, but I got really into reading for a day or two, and then managed to get to the last 50ish pages and said fuck it. I'm not gonna say much except that I didn't expect for it to be that bloody, then at the end got so used to it that I had no other choice to just close the book and think to myself "Well. This happened." I will be writing a concise review as I do with each book I read, but I'm just gonna say I loved it very much. (This is, of course, a big understatement, but yeah... I'll gush about it in my review.) SPOILER WARNING! (Like always.)

Without further ado, my thoughts:

I might have been unbothered by the first two deaths, but I sure as hell am not ok after the end of Act 3. Was all that really necessary?? 😭😭

Yooo that scene when Gideon forces Harrow to siphon from her again is??? Hhhhhh... Made me feel a few things. Here's a graphic rendition:

I'm glad Harrow is banning Gideon from seeing Dulcinea. And the thing she mentions about the keys - she's right, it really doesn't make sense. It stuck out to me before, but I just forgot to comment on it. In any case, it's extremely suspicious. Protesilaus is also probably missing because of a distinct reason, related to his adept. Wouldn't be surprised if the Seventh is the one going around killing people.

Of course Silas turned out to be a little weasel. But at least Colum has some dignity.

Oh yeah, Corona is definitely not a necromancer.

Ok, but why am I not surprised that Harrow is the one who had her fingers in Protesilaus's disappearance? Honestly, she's the second most suspicious person in the mansion, but I love her, so I don't care.

HELLOOOOOOOO???? HELLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO????

First plot twist I have not expected. At all. I'm shooketh, as one might say.

Aww man. False alarm. >:( (This was about Gideon't claim that she murdered Harrow's parents.)

Oooh, but the big revelation was good! It was just a matter of time, so my reaction was more like "Ah! Finally!", than :O (Future me talking here: I'm not entirely sure what this is referring to? I'd guess it was about the Locked Tomb.)

Not Dulcinea doing the King Harold from Shrek dying scene 💀

"I had reason to believe," said Harrow, "that you would trust her more than you trusted me."

"You are my only friend. I am undone without you "

Stuff just kept happening and people just kept dying. Didn't even get the chance to write it all out, and another one was on the floor. Anyway... WHAT THE FUCK.

Honestly, I thought stuff would get all tangled up and I would lose my footing, as I heard most people do. (Or will, in the next book.) So I'm just glad I could follow along quite nicely. It all made sense in the end, even the stuff about Dulcinea. I wasn't too surprised she's the culprit, I'm just surprised how she's the culprit.

PALAMEDES!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!!!

"I can't conceive of a universe without you in it." Again, Muir going straight for the jugular. I know she likes to kill off her characters, but she doesn't need to kill of her readers as well.

Ok, you know what. I knew there would be no happy ending. We all knew Harrow couldn't become Lyctor without Gideon dying. So, I am not surprised it happened. But I am also NOT OKAY.

Man, I love Harrow. I love her in the epilogue. I love her in the last chapter. I love how much she cares, how much she always cared. And I love how her relationship with Gideon evolved over time. Ugh. Uuughhh!

Ok, yeah... This was an experience. I'll be ordering Harrow soon and.... Yeah. I'm (not) prepared for more heartbreak.

#reading #reading journal #gideon the ninth #the locked tomb #locked tomb #gtn spoilers #dnevnik citanja #dnevnik čitanja

[codajaiden]

I don't get the gist of Nightbow (Rainbow Steve x Nightmare) like, how does that work??

(warning I might rant so much y'all would explode, correct me if I'm wrong tho)

"enemies to lovers!" No. Lemme clear this up for you

Nightmare and Rainbow were created to kill each other, hate each other's guts, there is no conversation or part in SS or RQ where they went and be normal people talking to each other and stuff (not that I can think of anyways)

"for fun" I don't care if it's for fun, sure it's funny but like????? How is it y'all's favourite????

I'm someone who likes to go insane just watching plot, WHILE YES, STEVE SAGA WAS JUST A RANDOM STEVE SERIES AND WAS VERY RANDOM WHEN IT COMES TO PLOT, ITS SILLY, ITS RANDOM

But y'all are like "I can fix them", there is nothing to fix???? they are literally people wanting to kill each other and that is their goal.

Oh and let's not forget, I have my eyes on the people who write in Wattpad, don't think I have not seen their "freaky" writing at all.

It's not only Nightbow at least, I see the people here who ship Rainbow and Void together, same thing, but if we're talking SS then there was still no good interaction of them both to be on the level of actually being good friends. Still, Wattpad people are freaky about them too.

This can be implied to Favremyrainbow ig, but to me it's very bland and boring. I admit I did in fact ship them, but as time passed I just stopped because it was so cringe 💀💀

I don't want to be mean and rude when it comes to this but it bugs me every time.

Okay the only thing I can counter this is Alux x Petro.

Petro and Alux are basically Anna and Hanz in Frozen, gaslighting and manipulation exist but dynamic and trust are important. There is communication towards the two that leads into something in the plot.

Nightbow has none of that, they hate each other's guts. People say they can fix them, nah, with Palux you can make them worse (/j) HEJWJEJWJSJA

"Petro and Alux's entire dynamic is mainly built off of manipulation" YES but thats on Petro's side. Most people ship it due to it being tragic on Alux's side because everyone in this fandom likes doomed mlm i guess (I'm one of those people but again the plot reasons goes on for both of their dynamic)

"But he stabbed him" YES. I have not seen a single person who ships them currently its mainly a one sided ship. For alux its built off genuine love and care for Petro, knowing he's the only REAL connection in his life. The people who ship them (from what I've seen) mainly do it for tragedy and narrative purposes. no one is actually here WANTING alux to be stabbed and abused

And for Petro it adds much more conflict to his character if you add like any romance to him. like, loving the person your meant to kill and killing them anyways is a really interesting narrative plot idea. Its also really funny tbh but oh well.

Narratively it adds more to their characters as long as you dont romantize it and treat it like it'd be healthy especially at this point in the story.

This is literally doomed Yaoi (it's funny I wanna say that) and it works so well because of how they were narratively written this way towards each other. This cooked better than some enemy wanting to, excuse my language, have freaky SHIZ going on with the Hero 💀

Okay I'm done with my ranting I'm sorry for the people who like Nightbow but I'm sharing what I'm saying and y'all are gonna respect it and not be problematic. I feel like I should not be on the internet for a good while late and night this is how freaky I get when it's past midnight lmao

#favremysabre #steve saga #alux rising mentioned #nightbow #how does that ship even work???? #feel free to block me because of this idc anymore #the fms fandom can get a bit too quirky and that would be my limit

[theintrovertbean]

Hello there! I've never done a request in my life so this is a first

Your writing is great and I've decided trust you with a quest most frivolous, quill-master 🫡

Could you do a "Nadia with a female reader who is very - and I mean very - extraverted, bold, outspoken (but not in a dumb way 💀), kind of comedy master who just can't be intimidated even by the gods themselves?" LMAO I think I'm kinda bad at this but you feel what I'm trying to say right? You know like that one player in D&D who has maxed out charisma 🤓

And perhaps, if you feel like it, how that would work out in their bedroom dynamics?

ANYWAYS, thanks for being one of the last people on this app who make outstanding Nadia content AND THANKS FOR THE ATTENTION TOO OKAY BYE

This is kinda long I'm so sorry 💀

Hello Beatriz 👀 If I may call you that.

It always warms my heart when someone trusts me with their first request, so thank you, I hope I did alright 😭❤

This ended up being longer than I expected. Like, idk how? I wrote a sentence and panicked for like two hours because I had no idea what else to write, and then boom, it was there? I guess that means it's a very good ask 😎

I included a bit of spice, btw. Enjoy!

Ohh and I don't mind the long ask. On the contrary 👀

Nadia x Extroverted Fem!Reader

It is no secret that the Countess is quite an introverted woman, so your extroverted nature was a bit foreign to her at first. She felt insecure because what if you think she's not fun enough? Of course, no one would ever think that, but it took a few hugs and kisses to make Nadia feel alright again.

You tend to be bolder when it comes to flirting, which makes Nadia react in the cutest way possible. First, she stares at you for a second, gears turning in her head, but no words come out for a moment, and then she replies with something even bolder. What happens after that? You two keep flirting until one of you dies from blushing too hard.

Late-night talks with you two are to die for. Nadia is normally more reserved, but once you retire to her bedroom and start talking about anything and everything? That's like the best thing ever. And Nadia also loves listening to you talk. She admires you with so much love in her eyes whenever you open your mouth.

And the jokes. Oh my gayness, the jokes! Somehow, you find a way to make Nadia laugh all the time. You find out very early that the Countess snorts.

Imagine a meeting in the palace. The Court being the Court, they bring up an issue that makes no sense, and they have a whole argument about it. Nadia sits there, mentally facepalming herself, when you lean close and whisper something into her ear. The Countess ends up running out of the meeting room because of how hard she is laughing. That happens at least once a week.

You have never had any issues with socializing, so you have a lot of friends (or at least more than Nadia does). Nadia, however, spent most of her life alone, and when you introduced her to your friends, she felt very excited but also nervous. When everyone went home, Nadia almost cried in happiness because of how much fun she had with your friend group.

Every single time someone new shows up at the palace to meet the Countess, you yeet yourself to them because you just can't wait to meet them no matter who they are. By the time the person gets to meet Nadia, you have become besties with them, and they also invite you to the next family gathering to meet their sixty-nine relatives. Needless to say, Nadia is impressed.

Nadia admires that you can get along with anyone. And also that you fear no one, but it scares Nadi a bit sometimes.

She loves that you're not intimidated by her, tho. Most people are, so it's very refreshing for her.

There are a few cases when you are being a little too bold. For example, with a person who vastly outranks you and isn't very interested in a friendly chat. Nadia stands behind you, and puts her hands on your shoulders, giving them a gentle squeeze. "Y/N, my darling, how about you let me handle this one?" And everything about Nadia is just so comforting that you are immediately like, "Yes, my love, anything you want."

You might get in trouble sometimes, but Nadia always saves your ass.

Speaking of your ass. You're getting spanked as punishment whenever you're being too bold. You might be doing it on purpose, and I can't blame you.

You are flirting with each other all the damn time, which leads to either one of these outcomes: 1. You have quickies whenever and wherever you can, even if it means hiding somewhere in public. As long as Nadia doesn't make you moan too loud, it's all good. 2. You tease each other all day, and then as soon as you retire to Nadia's bedroom, your clothes are suddenly gone, and you two have passionate sex until you're both completely exhausted.

Nadia is a dom, and even an extroverted partner can't change that. However, your boldness is appreciated. Whisper something lewd into Nadia's ear, and you're going to find yourself tied to her bed in no time. The way you frustrate her with your words and inappropriate touching drives her wild.

And fuck. The dirty talk. It's unholy, it's hot as fuck, and you're both loving it. You make her even more vocal than she already is.

Nadia honestly finds it adorable if you're a very submissive person despite how bold you tend to be. She teases you about it, and it makes you squirm and whimper whenever she mentions it during sex.

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[katyspersonal]

How do you think Aldrich would speak? Is he rambling on philosophically like Aldia? Goofy and cryptic like Micolash? Is he flamboyant and manipulative like Shabriri?

I KNOW IT'S YOU @heraldofcrow !!!!!!!! There are only three people left that care about Aldrich: Tail does not send asks on anon, and I am literally right here, which only leaves YOU!

But yeah... He is the only of The Guys for whom we do not have any speech patterns reference, isn't he? I mostly come from the context and analysing characters' place and motivation in the story. Whereas Aldia is like Laurence and Micolash combined (affectionate), Aldrich is like Laurence and Micolash combined (derogatory)! THIS MAKES SENSE AND YOU KNOW IT OK!! He is of course less selfish than Laurence and Micolash in corruption, and past his epiphany about how the world is doomed anyways he wants to take people to the """better place""" (?) with him; be it by assimilating them into his body or be it by teaching them how to mingle with the horrors of the Deep on their own accord! I guess the 'still caring' aspect is just common Dark Souls thing, huh. BB guys just go 'fuck you plebs I'm out' fdshjsdhsd

I imagine Aldrich being giddy like Micolash, but with far more energy and genuine joy about his ramblings, however morally twisted, whereas Micolash feels completely lost in his madness and laser focus on reaching Kos, only acknowledging the Hunter because he is being hunted lol. Micolash feels very... sleepy, for a guy that spends his boss battle running, if this makes sense? Aldrich likewise emits strong excitement for what he witnessed but also wish to share it with allies and victims both. Whereas Laurence is revelling in how 'holy' and 'heroic' he is by doing things for humanity that no one else would dare, Aldrich would have less egotism about it and go more the 'don't worry guys I have a plan for us all you can trust me!' route. Less focus on how great he is and more focus on some twisted "reassurance" for everyone that everything will be alright.... that he secretly hopes would not work because people being scared and desperate is more fun for him 💀

I also have fun taking the line 'a right and proper cleric, only, he developed a habit of eating people' seriously, as in, he funny enough does try to be "good" despite what he's doing fdsdgfs That would mean not getting prideful, being generous and inviting, not holding grudges, all that. And all this comes naturally, he barely has to put an effort in it? He naturally smiles often, giggles between sentences and laughs off most of the unpleasant things, he gets smug but in a self-confident way, not in an insecure asshole way. It is just very hard to get to him, his self-esteem is as thick as his body I swear fdshdshfd Honestly, he'd be a very pleasant male mom friend (not to be confused with dad friend) in a way less insane setting? XDDD LISTEN I know it sounds weird, but you are a writer with a very strong intuition, you can probably paint the vivid picture from my (sorry) attempts at describing.. Actually, here are a few examples from when @val-of-the-north wrote his dialogue:

I absolutely love this vibe. Basically from time to time I ask Val to "talk" with me as a character that has no dialogue in canon, because Val is an actor (like, seriously) and always psyched for breathing more life into characters that never spoke in canon. Dude you should see how he depicted Sulyvahn and Alberich, I am still impressed so much, he's crazy good???? What we do is that I share the vision and very precise descriptions of what I imagine about the character (as what I literally just did above), and Val cooks according to my recipe as someone who actually knows how verbal communication works xd An autist and an actor the best team-up!!!!!!!!

I hope this helped though! (Use it to write a more unsettling shitpost skits if you want to fsdjsdfh)

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[httpknjoon]

“JIN CROSSED HIS ARMS” This is what i’ve been reduced to trying to read their body language because we have nothing and so much at the same time all these theories and 😭😭😭😭 - just read the Y/N qs 2! She learned the piano and how to knit that’s so cute omg

question for both:

“ What do you think of all the articles written of yourselves? for jin, going out with people and having rumours begin straight away? and for y/n having assumptions about why she’s on a break? do you try not to think about it or deal with it by, for example writing?”

Thank you! 🖤

we have nothing and so much at the same time

note | 😭😭 oh, anon. sometimes I do leave something in their body language, so I guess you'll get something there 💀 anyway, thank you so much for sending questions! ❤️

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"It's a bummer, really." Jin laughed. "But I think it's part of being a public figure. Everything that we will do will be watched and judged by everyone around us. People, particularly the media, don't care about privacy."

"The articles that were written about us are often exaggerated and supported by unreliable sources. It sucks because the media loves to make everything an issue. It honestly makes socializing or even making new friends hard. Also, we have to be careful about who to approach. You tell someone one thing and the next thing you know, you have a rumor going around everywhere. It's hard to trust people in this industry." he laughed again, shaking his head.

"It can be suffocating but I just got used to it really. I try to go on with my life casually. I know I cannot stop these news sites to make these articles about me and all I can do is probably do whatever I'm doing. And if the gossip starts to affect my personal life, I'll gladly do something to at least lessen the damage."

"Oh, man. I'm tired of them. They have been around ever since I was a kid." you scoffed, rolling your eyes. "I was fifteen when I had my first pregnancy rumor from a teen magazine and it affected me a lot before. So, when the pregnancy gossip came after I announced my break, I don't really care anymore."

"People can think whatever they want to think. Especially since I didn't leave any reason why I took a hiatus. It was unexpected, I'm aware." you laughed.

"But it's fine. I don't really think about the assumptions anymore. Sometimes, it can ruin a good day for me. But I just deal with it by doing my hobbies. I shift my attention to something else that would make me calm and happy."

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[maddies-chronicles]

Hi, Maddie! I hope you're having a lovely day! Thank you for conducting free readings. I'd like to request for one, please.

Question: What will my future husband find funny/entertaining about my personality?

Your work, time, and efforts are highly appreciated! Please be well and safe.

- Maryel 🌼

hello friend! please excuse the amount of time this took 💀. here is your spread:

while shuffling i picked up on a cooler colour palette in terms of energies (light blue, indigo, spring green, lavender) which indicates ??

also my phone would NOT stop going off during this reading to the point where i had to put it elsewhere so it would stop distracting me so do with that information what you will. also the cards spilled everywhere so someone has a lot to say here.

getting the distinct feeling that i should start with the oracle cards (which you got a million of, by the way) for this reading, so i guess i'll do that??

NOTE: i'm not gonna lie to you, i asked the cards the wrongass question, but i really don't want to reshuffle 💀. i asked what your future partner would find attractive/endearing about your personality, or what they appreciate about you. so, while not quite the question you asked, i hope you enjoy the reading nonetheless.

queen of hearts - heart-minded, benevolence, warning. i'm getting that you're a very empathetic person and that this person is really receptive and appreciative of the way you're able to look after them.

selfhood - farsightedness, transmutation, expansion. wow okay maryel slay! you're also able to prepare for any outcome, and your future work/academic life is thriving. you're a very street-smart person, and you handle situations elegantly and swiftly.

the jewel in the lotus - release, abundance, balance. you're very attentive with a good work-life balance. you're kind of slaying honestly?? you've got your shit HANDLED.

the saviour - trust, protection, self-sufficiency. they admire that you're a very independent person and that you can handle yourself. to be so completely honest with you, you don't need this person to thrive. but they seem very grateful that you let them stick around anyways.

the shapeshifter - perspective, challenge, medicine. represents a dualistic nature, or adaptability. the phrase "as above, so below" appears in the tarot book for this card, which i only mention -not because it's a bible quote- but because it reminds me of the welcome home ARG. in the most backwards way possible, i think spirit is trying to tell me that you feel like home to this person. or maybe you just enjoy ARGs, who knows. i did mention that you were an intellectual

two of swords (reversed) - indecision, avoidance, blocked emotion. i got kind of a sad vibe here aw :( okay, the way i interpreted this card in this context was that this person does think you can be a bit avoidant when it comes to love sometimes, but they're happy to have something they can help you with. to this person, you just seem so perfect and out of their league that they almost need you to have some kind of reason to need them. they seem really scared that one day you won't want them, and you'll up and leave.

MY PHONE WILL NOT STOP DINGING I CAN HEAR IT ACROSS THE ROOM. this is a sign. this person is singing you nothing but praises i swear. they have a million things to say and they will not let me get a word in edgewise.

seven of pentacles (reversed) - delayed success, slowing down, feeling unmotivated. in conjunction with the three of wands (which is down a couple paragraphs) i'm thinking that maybe this person thinks the only downside about you is how long they have to wait before they get to be with you. the seven of pentacles in reverse implies all good things, but that they come a lot later than originally anticipated, which makes me think that maybe this connection is still a while off.

two of pentacles - juggling, disorganization, feeling scattered. i'm seeing that though most people might find messiness or disorganization to be a negative quality your person thinks this aspect of you is very endearing and cute aw <3

death (reversed) - resistance, being stuck, bad habits. in conjunction with the last card i'm getting that this person wants you to know that your flaws are loved too <3. this person loves you wholly, both good and bad.

three of wands - peace, waiting period, vision. i'm hearing "you were worth the wait" so maybe you meet this person later in life, or you don't start dating them until later or life, or maybe there's even some kind of reason that you don't get married until later in life, but this person truly loves you and believes that everything leading up to these moments is worth it in the end.

NOT PICTURED: i found the emperor card on my floor several days after i first drew for this reading while i was interpreting. at first i thought it wasn't connected to this reading at all, but my cousin (also a tarot witch) pointed out that it likely had to do with my last reading so i'm taking it.

the emperor - structure, authority, discipline. you're definitely in charge in this relationship. that's where i think i'm going to leave that.

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[heartbreakattheclub]

lucifer battles for florida charmin toilet paper

So I made this (couldn’t find the human world Lucifer that was already transparent and I’m too lazy to edit clean like that anymore so deal with it)

I’m rooting for mephistopheles but I feel he won’t win. 😭

Thirteen: What are you doing here Solomon!

Solomon: *pushing a cart filled with mechanical repair things like wrench’s and a lot of stuff saying “fixes washing machine” blah blah and of course the detergent he needed*

Solomon: Trying to make sure Purgatory Hall still gets clean clothes…?

Thirteen: Ah I don’t care…but why’s purgatory hall altogether here!

Solomon: I didn’t take them with—

(Behind the bikes there were three sets of familiar blue eyes slightly declining in height through the small cracks you could see)

Solomon: Me. Get over here you three.

Luke: Hey! I didn’t even want to come here…he did! *points to Raphael*

Raphael: MC always talks about this Florida so I wanted to come also.

Simeon: And I do too!

Thirteen: Oh boy…lemme guess you came mainly so Raphael doesn’t fuck anything up?

Luke: Language!

Simeon: *Stares at Raphael who’s now emptily staring over at the office supplies across from them and then back at Thirteen and nervously nods*

Raphael: I could see that in the corner of my eye.

Mephistopheles: Are me and Lucifer suddenly just specs to you, Thirteen! When will we get this competition going?

Lucifer: Calm down, Mephistopheles, you may make this all much more foolish than it already is.

Mephistopheles: Says the same demon who shouted at the sight of seeing absolutely no charmin like a little girl!

Lucifer: I’m sorry, I’m not the same person who ran around Walmart in stilettos!

Mephistopheles: Why you…

[Out of literal no where a portal opened and Lord Diavolo, Barbatos, and Beelzebub came out. Lord Diavolo having his swimsuit on (with actual pants) and same for Barbatos] Diavolo: Hellooo Lucifer!~

Mephistopheles: And Mephistopheles!

Diavolo: Of course. Hello to you also Mephisto!

Luke: Hello, Lord Diavolo!

Barbatos: What are you all doing here?

Lucifer: Well. *inhale* Mephistopheles’ wanted to cause drama.

Mephistopheles: Me?! I saw that charmin first!

Lucifer: You and the lice in your hair!

Mephistopheles: How dare you!

Beelzebub: Why do you respond so generic…

Simeon: Why are you two fighting for toilet paper…

Solomon: Because humans are shitting more during the lockdown and there’s only one charmin in this whole Walmart.

Raphael: Pardon?

Luke: He means that all of a sudden people need to use the bathroom two times more than before.

Raphael: Humans are so strange.

Beelzebub: I second that.

Thirteen: Anyways. The first challenge is to get someone to help you get something out of one of the locked cabinets.

Lucifer: You mean all of the shelves? Their all locked!

Thirteen: Not from the cabinets out here I mean in the beauty section.

Mephistopheles: But they take literal hours getting over to the beauty section, even the person at the cashier register there!

Thirteen: You want charmin or no?

Lucifer and Mephistopheles: Y e s.

(They both race over to the beauty section, the rest of them following. Mammon on the other hand was stuck on the top shelf of the toilet paper)

Mammon: Help...guys?

Raphael: *looks up and sees Mammon, but decides to just walk away*

Mammon: RAPHAEL PLEASE!

Simeon: Who's doing all that yelling? They sound like Mammon!

Raphael: No one important.

Mammon's trust in Raphael: 💔

Thirteen: Anyways. Hope you guys have fun *pulls out popcorn and foldable chair*

Diavolo: I'm so glad I decided to come here, this is so fascinating!

Raphael: They're just repeatedly pressing the assistance needed button.

Diavolo: So intriguing.

Raphael: 💀

(Mephistopheles was standing at that one aisle thats legit right by the cashier buzzing the button while Lucifer was in the one before that, where the moisturizer cream stuff be at usually)

Little kid: Mom whys that guy pressing the button when the cashier is right there.

Mother of said kid: I don't know, Jimmy, but don't look at him.

Mephistopheles: Huh?!

Lucifer (other side of the wall): Haha.

Some other little kid: Woah sir your doing this for charmin?

Lucifer: Yes...sadly.

Some other little kid: I'd say what would you do for a tootsie pop but dang!

Lucifer: 💀

(Eventually after 2 hrs of waiting someone came to Lucifer)

Employee 1: Hey there sir what do you need?

Lucifer: ...My dignity and charmin.

Employee 1: What-?

Lucifer: A break.

Employee 1: Wh-

Mephistopheles: *storms over there* HEY! Your supposed to come to me first before Thirteen notice-

Thirteen: One point for Lucifer!

Mephistopheles: GOD DAMMIT LUCIFER!

Lucifer: Why are we in the garden section when it's 12 am.

Thirteen: I wanted yalls to find the biggest bird.

Solomon: That's a joke right.

Thirteen:

Solomon: RIGHT?!

Diavolo: *hiding on those high ass shelves somehow* Hehe they'll never figure out im the actual big bird *has big bird costume on*

Beelzebub: If their finding a bird wouldn’t it be inside by the poultry?

Thirteen: An alive big bird.

Beelzebub: Ooohhhh

Mephistopheles: But I’m wearing my favorite tie!

Thirteen: You want charmin or no.

Lucifer: He doesn’t he’s indecisive.

Mephistopheles: EVERYTHING I DO IS FOR DIAVOLO SO I DO WANT IT.

Lucifer: God dammit.

Luke: What type of bird lives in the garden section of Walmart.

Thirteen: The biggest bird.

(Diavolo seemed to have forgotten he needs to be quiet to not be seen so they could hear his goofy ass laughter echo in the many rows of garden shit)

Mephistopheles: Lord Diavolo is the biggest bird?

Thirteen: I wish Lord Diavolo could have kept quiet for longer.

Lucifer: Say goodbye to the charmin, Mephistopheles. *Lucifer soon jetted off looking through the shelves*

Mephistopheles: Oh no you don't! *Just picture this man struggling with those stilettos*

Luke: All for charmin.

Raphael: All for charmin. 💀

(Soon these idiots were tied 45-45)

Mephistopheles: Certainly I deserve charmin right?

Lucifer: I think we all can agree he can just buy rich people toilet paper.

Lord Diavolo: I can buy it for--

Lucifer: No.

Thirteen: If any of ya two can get the charmin first it's all his.

Mammon: YALL AIN'T GETTING THE CHARMIN!

(They all turn and see Mammon at the bike stand thing--holding the charmin)

Mephistopheles: You put that down, idiot!

Lucifer: You'll make him hold onto it, fool.

Lucifer: MAMMOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN PUT THAT DOWN AND GIVE IT TO ME BEFORE I STRING YOU UP FOR THE NEXT FIVE CENTURIES!

Mammon: 💀Nah.

Raphael: Give it to me, Mammon. Now.

Mammon: No >:c

Solomon: Why can't we just go somewhere else for charmin.

Mephistopheles and Lucifer: THIS IS A BATTLE BETWEEN US NOT YOU, HUMAN!

Solomon: Tsk. Okay.

Beelzebub: Hey is that MC.

Everyone but Beelzebub: WHERE?!

Beelzebub: False alarm...where'd the charmin go, Mammon?

*Somehow it sjust fucking gone*

Mammon: WHAT?!

you'll never know what happened cause i didnt have the balls to finish this >:)

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[youremyheaven]

Sun man dropping in for response #3

Q: "Hey Sun man, mind if I ask a question also? Are you single by any chance~ 👀? Jk jk that's not my actual question but hehe would love to know tho. Anyways my real question is this; Do you devote yourself to fulfilling a personal belief or ideal of yourself? For me as a sun dom woman, I feel like I'm pre-occupied with devoting myself to a belief and it doesn't leave much room for love. The ideal that I constantly strive for, is to be someone other people trust and can rely on. I always wanted to be a better person for myself and others. I think I would like to be a cherished person in my community, someone who brings value to others. Claire mentioned that sun dom women adhere to these moral guidelines, and fixate towards independence and self reliance. I am curious if sun dom men also share similar values and beliefs, or if it's just me."

A: Oh I definitely relate to what you’re describing. Sometimes it feels like, what ever happened to “be the change you want to see in the world”? Like is nobody living by that expression? But of course that expression is flawed when you take it too far and get a stick up your ass, even if what you're living up to is virtuous on the face of it. I have a big thing, not so much about being trustworthy in particular, but about sustainability and the idea that the things that define my life should be easily achievable by other people? Like I feel guilty if I succeed in spite of other people? If I’m being brutally honest it’s one of my worst flaws and has absolutely made it hard to, as you say, leave room for love. Because behavior like that is not conducive to like, forming camaraderie. And it's been easier to just be self-reliant than confront the blockage. Tbh I'm just waiting to get my health insurance approved so I can go to therapy and work on it lmao so I don't have any words of wisdom but I'm definitely in the same boat. It can be tough for the sun naks.

Yeah I’m single, I could start dating again I guess but I legit can’t even take a girl on a decent date right now without going broke 💀 so I should probably work on the financial situation first.

that's so interesting wow

I feel like many Jupiter people are the opposite. For them its about doing the impossible because they believe they have qualities it takes to succeed in ways others cant. I think Martians also have a similar drive and ambition. I think for Saturnians its about working your way to the top (I'm mentioning all the Yang planets basically). I'm intrigued about Sun dominance all the more now 🤔

[manythingsinmymind]

Thing on my mind:

I can't help but think of the character of Nakuri or rather the potential this character has.

Like i've read a lot of fic with Kayn (mainly with ships but eh) and i can' help but think that Nakuri is character that can have an real impact in Kayn's life in SOOOO many way.

Because i think he should be part of the package, like you include Zed and/or Akali in some type way in Kayn's life, you should add Nakuri too.

I mean he is present in both Kayn's short stories: in the first one in the canon universe, Nakuri is also an apprentice and get in the way in the mission to retrieve Rhaast, he is like a rival. Meanwhile in the second short story, set in the odyssey universe, he is not only a commander under Kayn but is also AN OLD FRIEND. THAT is an important and very interesting point.

Because in the canon universe, Nakuri is dead (at least that we can assume that) so he's not revelent but in alternative universe? Damn the possibilites are insane! (i think he died in the odyssey too not sure)

You can give different role to him and depending on how close you make them, he has a more or less important impact on Kayn's life.

Nakuri can be a rival, a childhood friend, past lover etc and in the heartsteel au he can be part of Kayn's pevious band (i've seen that quickly) and you just had to add his death or betrayal in the mix and you get ✨traumatised Kayn✨. And you have like no information about him that he is almost like a blank sheet that you just have to fill

I also like the idea that in canon Kayn probably didn't feel an ounce of guilt when he killed Nakuri while in any alternative universe you can make him feel different level of griefs and probably guilt if he played any role in his death

i'm not a writer lol but like here are a few exemples (and i know some writers like to make the characters suffer)

modern au :

-they were close friends in highschool 🏫

option 1 : nakuri + betrayal = kayn got trust issues

option 2 : nakuri + death by accident +more or less play a part in it kayn= broken and guilty kayn

-they were lovers ❤️

you can applied the previous options

option 3: nakuri + toxicity= broken/traumatised kayn

-enemies to friend to lovers to dead💀

-He was Kayn's crush💔

option 1: he rejected Kayn like an asshole

option 2: he played with Kayn's feelings

heartsteel au😎:

nakuri kick kayn out of the band because they had a fight or something or get kayn kicked out

(i like to think that Rhaast hates his guts😈)

I dont think a lot of people have read Kayn's short stories OR people don't think Nakuri is that useful as a character and maybe thats why Nakuri barely appear anywhere (i think its more the second lol or they just forget about him). Anyway i just really needed to get this all out, its not a big deal but the idea have been taking all the space in my head dancing and twirling

so i guess thanks if you have read this far, its just random thoughts

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[mysterio-lucky]

A Recycled Ragdoll

Re-written by mysterio-lucky (Aka Maxwell, and yes, the original was also mine. I promise you, this version is WAY better. 💀)

Moxy stepped into the institute of perfection, the weird set-standard city that rejected her the minute she arrived; at least the slide was still as fun as the first time. She stepped up to the machine, the exact same one that malfunctioned the first time, coincidently. The Machine didn't blow up in her face this time, no no. Now Moxy was "perfect." That machine was programmed to pamper people like her now.

The Machine spoke. "𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚊𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚗 𝙰𝚛𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚝/𝙼𝚘𝚍𝚎𝚕." Moxy wasn't too surprised. She had always been the crafty type; the recycling bin didn't change that. A few of the dolls looked at her weirdly; not because of her appearance, but because it wasn't every day a doll got a more creative job. A few of the dolls made small talk about the new doll, whispering to each other. "Say, does her hair look familiar to you two?" The other boys nodded. "Honestly...kind of. Do you think she looks sorta simaller to that ragdoll girl?" The two boys quietly gasped. "Jesus Christ, she does!" The boys kept whispering as Moxy simply whipped her hair and strutted to where the lessons took place, at least whereshe last remembered they did. How was she supposed to be caught up to date on all Lou's renovations? She wasn't scared of anyone finding out it was her. In fact, she was counting on it. She was waiting for the moment to see the fear and regretins Lou's eyes, and besides, she wasn't here to make friend. Thee people at the institute were too judgmental for her liking. Even if she was "perfect" now and wouldn't face it herself, she'd still rather not be around people who looked at the world so narrowly. Moxy was here for one thing, and that was to get a place in the gamlet. If Lou was right about one thing, 𝙞𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙜𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙪𝙥.

It was getting late at the institute, and Moxy wasn't exactly sure where everyone was supposed to go. She groaned. It looked like it was back the the old supplies room. Some things never changed. Moxy walked into the room, closing the door behind her; laying down on some of the boxes beforing hearing a yelp. "WOAH! Sorry, I didn't know this place was taken." Moxy's eyes widened. Was that Lucky Bat!? "Hey, calm down! It's okay, I just went into the supplies room because I didn't know where all the other dolls designated spots were." Lucky Bat nodded, smiling at her. He was still oblivious of her true identity; not that that was shocking, anyway. "Alrighty, then!Say, have you seen a pink doll with a ragdoll kind of exterior? It's kind of similar to me? Maybe she's been running around the institute by chance? She was of threat of getting recycled about a year ago, and I'm afraid we're too late..." Moxy looked at the ground, saddened. She knew he wouldn't believe it was her; at the same time, she didn't want to scare him. She thought of a quick story, hoping it would fool him. "I did, actually! She came back recently, and Lou's actually letting her run the gamlet. He was stubborn about letting her, but I guess he's just given up on trying to stop her. She's too stubborn to give up at this point." She wasn't exactly fibbing. She did recently come back, and she did meet Lou's expectations now, as fucking stupid as they were; she most likely could participate now. Lucky Bat sighed in relief, tearing up. "Oh my goodness, that's such a relief! I thought she was gone, well, forever. I can't believe this! I also can't help but be suspicious of Lou's sudden cooperative nature, though " He looked away for a second. "Could you do me a favor, dolly? Keep an eye on her for me. I don't want to risk her finding herself in danger again." Moxy smiled, giving him a reasuring nod. "Honestly, I don't trust that Louis, either. I haven't heard anything good about that prick that I couldn't pin-point as utteral bullshit." She rolled her eyes. "Don't worry, though! If he knows one thing, it's that she's unstoppable. Word about Moxy gets around fast here; it seems like she's a popular subject." Lucky Bat smiled. "Yeah, that's sounds like my girl." He went towards the door. "In that case, I'm gonna go find her. Say, what's your name?" Moxy chuckled. "Coincidentally, my name's also Moxy. Nice meeting you!" Lucky Bat nodded. "It sure was. Thanks a bunch! I'm Lucky Bat, before I go. I totally appreciate this, like, SO MUCH. Thank you!!" He closed the door as he started running in excitement. Moxy's smile soon turned into a frown. Lucky Bat was never gonna find Moxy; not the one he remembered, anyway. There's no way he'd believe she got recycled and then somehow kept all her memory, so she basically told him that just to disappoint him. She sighed as she crossed her arms behind her head, slowly falling asleep as she felt a tear run down her cheek. He lost his forever friend, but here she was.

Right.

Fucking.

HERE.

Crying herself to sleep, she prayed her friends would be okay. She missed them so much.

Moxy woke up the next day, feeling better than she did yesterday. Pumped up, she ran to where the lessons would be held. She sat herself in a desk in the third row, smiling menacingly as Lou got up on stage. Today was going to be fun. Lou adjusted his tie as he soon began to explain the lesson. "Good morning, everybody! I see some new faces in the crowd, and wow, this is new; I can't see a single imperfection about any of you!" Moxy chuckled. Oh, how the tables have turned. "I'm glad to see the improvement. Now, let's hope you don't unlock any bruises during today's lessons! We're going through one messy obstacle course, ladies and gentlemen! And believe me, getting through that without a single mark is your ticket to avoid in the wash, and believe me, you want to stay out of there..." He made his way towards the washer, explaining the whole consept as she previously remembered. Moxy sighed, already knowing all of this from her first visit. Once Lou was done explaining, he handed everyone a sewing pin as he explained the challenge. Moxy gave a determined smile as she looked at the pin, she knew she could do this, especially without any of Lou's biased cheats againsther being a problem. "I see the determination in your eyes, ma'am. I like it!" Lou took a closer look at her. "Say, have we met before? I swear, something about you is so familiar." Moxy shrugged. "I was made literally yesterday, so I don't think that's possible." She didn't want Lou to know who she was just yet, she wanted to wait for the perfect moment for the grand reveal, after all. "Alrighty then...everyone, to the starting line!" Everyone nodded as they made their way there, getting ready to run. "Remember, if you get a single mark, it's straight to the wash!" Moxy rolled her eyes. "On your marks, get set, go!" Moxy almost immediately took the lead, speeding through the course with ease. It was definitely helping now that she had a more human figure. It put her stubby legs having to master this to shame, although she was definitely proud of herself for powering through her past phizique. Now she was a pro, seemingly no flaws in her way in the current moment. Moxy jumped onto the Trampoline, back-flipping past the finish line. She karate chopping it aggressively before posing innocently in front of Lou, just to be a little comedic. "That was amazing! What's your name? My goodness, that was the best I've seen in years! There's no way you're knew here." Moxy smiled, it seemed like now was the perfect time. She cleared her throught, smiling proudly. "Maybe because I'm not! Check your memory slots, cutie!" She posed with her sewing nail, giving her classic smile. Lou stood there for a good minute, thinking back to every single traing session he'd ever done. He looked over her in search for any unique ideas, until he spotted one, then two. Those little hair curles, and that-

Stupid.

Fucking.

Ahoge.

He suddenly went into complete shock, slowly thinking over every single memory between the two. It was all coming back to him. "Moxy...?" She smirked. "Long time no see, Louis..." Lou's face soon went from shock to a bright smile, confusing Moxy. This was off-putting. REALLY off-putting. "What?" Moxy pulled out her needle, pointing it at Lou's throat. "planning something?" He jumped back a bit in suprise of her threat. "Woah there, needle down!" Going into a wide-eye smile, he stood back up from his croutched position. He looked...overjoyed. "I knew it...." Moxy looked at him weirdly. For fucks sake, Lou was weird enough on his own, but whatever this was was something else. "You know what? Spill it, Louis." He gave his classic smile. "That we'd see each other again. And please, darling. Just say Lou. You know how much I hate that name." He went to hug the determined girl. Moxy pulled back, before she awkwardly hugged him back. "Welcome back, Moxy..." Moxy stood there, not scared or happy...just confused. What in the actual fuck just happened? Lou smiled, adjusting his tie as he stared down at the still relatively short Moxy we know.

"𝘼𝙡𝙡𝙤𝙬 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙚𝙭𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙞𝙣..."

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[blankingbloom]

5/26/24

Dear Angelica (aka future me),

Hey! How are you? Before I start my thousands of questions, let me first say, congratulations on graduating and finishing your senior year of high school!!! this must be a bittersweet moment for you, as I am experiencing this at the moment as a junior watching the grades above me graduate and do senior activities. Graduating is a once in a lifetime moment, not everybody gets to graduate due to unfortunate circumstances, but congratulations! Thank you so much for staying strong, the k-12 system is literally horrible lol. I just wanted to say, I (17 year old Angelica) will forever be within you. I am you, but I want you to have no regrets or wising to be me because “life was so carefree” 💀💀 naw it’s not I’m suffering rn lmfao I have 3 summer classes, a job to juggle and volunteer opportunities to catch up on and college apps 😿 whomp whomp. I so desperately want to be you right now! It may feel insufferable at the moment and you feel lots of bittersweet feelings and loneliness being unleashed from hell (prison) (kleinisd) (kleinhigh); you should know that there is a whole chapter ahead of you and you’ve achieved a milestone! When something ends, a new opportunity arises. I hope you’ll feel better soon, knowing how I feel now will probably affect you 10x deeper (you’ll understand). Highschool for me was no fun adventure; I was barely sociable, barely any friends (like a few ofc I’m not a loser), I felt like I wasn’t on track to be my genuine real self anytime soon, but you have the opportunity to change that through college. I need you to be stronger for me until we get our masters in compsci 💀. Be an academic weapon once more for us plz!! I know you want that so bad. I know our experience wasn’t the best, especially during covid and certain situations, but there is a whole life ahead of us, that is depending on our actions. I trust us to keep it up! BTW Im missing a ton of the 2023 seniors, I can’t believe that it’s real. It low key hurt seeing everyone I had classes with especially in financial math, english, photography, and a&p graduate. It’s so bittersweet it low key hurt my feelings, especially seeing everyone I grew up with who were a grade above me. I don’t want to forget them at all, I want to remember who they are! I never peaked in high school, but I’m never going to see these people again, unless it’s by a rare chance someday, I doubt they would recognize me. I guess I just grew attached. Anyways, I have some questions LOL.

1. What is our plan after graduating Highschool? What college are we going to?

2. Did we end up submitting any of our SAT/ACT scores?

3. What’s your favorite song currently?

4. Are we still dating Ben?

5. Did we make any new friends?

6. What is your college essay about?

7. What made us stronger?

8. How was senior year? Was it any easier taking AP classes? Do we understand pre-calc?

9. Do we still want to take comp sci?

10. What happened to your H‑E‑B job?

11. Did we get any stoles/cords for graduation or not?

12. What was our final Highschool GPA?

13. What’s our class schedule?

14. What do we look like now? Do I still have short hair? Do I still look gay?

15. Can we crochet with greater experience?

16. What’s your biggest worry?

17. Are you happy?

Thank you for reading this!! Respond to my questions soon. Goodbye! I will always be within you.

Sincerely, Angelica

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REPLY:

Hi Baby Angelica!

Since you're from the past, I have so so so much to catch you up on. Time flies by when you're consistently stressed out. But don't worry! I will answer your millions of questions first! Then we can actually discuss :)

1. What is our plan after graduating Highschool? What college are we going to?

A: We are doing Computer Engineering! After hours and hours of research, I wanted you to have opportunities in both the computer science and electrical engineering fields. I want you to have a lot of pathways so you can have tons of money and opportunities! We are going to UT Dallas. We got CAPPED from UT Austin and UW-Seattle was way out of our budget sadly. Maybe someday my love :(

2. Did we end up submitting any of our SAT/ACT scores?

A: Hell no, they were too low LMFAO

3. What’s your favorite song currently?

A: Talk by Beabadoobee, Antihero by Taylor Swift, any MSI song

4. Are we still dating Ben?

A: Yes <3

5. Did we make any new friends?

A: YES! We aren't friends with.. those girl(s) anymore. They were bad for you. WE HAVE MORE GENUINE AND KIND FRIENDS!! There is a whole world out there waiting for you. I love my friends.

6. What is your college essay about?

A: Bugs. In the UT Austin essays, we wrote about photography, allergies, tamagotchis, etc.

7. What made us stronger?

A: Learning to adapt, spreading love, reading people, putting ourselves in uncomfortable situations in order to grow. Being with likeminded people!

8. How was senior year? Was it any easier taking AP classes? Do we understand pre-calc?

A: PRE CAL WAS MY MOST HATED SUBJECT. It is so fricking hard I dont think I ever understood the concepts. The AP Classes had lots of work in it but you managed your time fine and it was never that serious anyways (except AP 2D art) that sucked a lot. Senior year was shit im not even gonna lie. I didn't even attend like 98% of the events LOL. Fuck no I am not going back!

9. Do we still want to take comp sci?'

A: Computer Engineering babe dont sweat it

10. What happened to your H‑E‑B job?

A: OUR LAST DAY WAS TODAYYYYYYYY

11. Did we get any stoles/cords for graduation or not?

A: One stole for NHS, one stole for DUDU CREDIT!

12. What was our final Highschool GPA?

A: 4.6/6.0 LMFAOOO

13. What’s our class schedule?

A: -1st period: Late Arrival (Used to be Photography 4)

A: -2nd: AP Art History

A: -3rd: Photojournalism/Office Aide

A: -4th: AP Psychology/Interpersonal Studies

A: -5th: AP 2D Art

A: -6th: AP Pre-Cal (idk how u survived but girl... never again)

A: -7th: Early Release

14. What do we look like now? Do I still have short hair? Do I still look gay?

A: You got the short hair back and we still look gay asf. We have new pink glasses though and they're see through! We still have bangs. Shit load of stretch marks though smh. Im like 115 pounds now.

15. Can we crochet with greater experience?

A: fuck no

16. What’s your biggest worry?

A: If my roommates will like me, I'll feel lonelier, money, If ill be smart enough for college, if my friends now will still want to hang out with me :(

17. Are you happy?

A: I could be happier but I am okay! Not stressed right now :)