#anyways i simp for her

[geosaurus]

sinner, you better get ready

#aura blackquill #simon blackquill #athena cykes #ace attorney #dual destinies #i know i should have looked up japanese funeral traditions for Metis but researching it made me sad. sorry >_< #Also I hope Aura's critique of masculinity comes thru- that its constructed to extract value from the working class & excuse state violence #it changes how I percieve Auras resentment of Athena- its almost less directed at her and more at the concept of innocence itself #that is: the binary of innocence & guilt which a foundational myth of the carceral state and simon wields against himself to save athena. #ANYWAY Aura have big tiddy and hate the system and that is why we simp #Also the subtitle is a linga ignotica lyric and a folk song

[arcanegifs]

ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 1x09 - "The Monster You Created" ↳ "Vi, she's too far gone."

#arcane #arcaneedit #caitlyn #caitlyn kiramman #arcane caitlyn #caitlyn arcane #arcane league of legends #league of legends arcane #league of legends #animationedit #netflixedit #exactly 1 year ago on my bday... i post angy cait so this year i will post about her too... just in higher resolution lol #ANYWAYS im a simp what can u do lmao i love angy cait sm i wanna see more angy cait in s2

[p4nishers]

dont get me wrong i LOVE jealous obi wan but what i prefer is absulately PATHETIC jealous obi wan. like he sees quinlan flirt w cody and brush up against him every opportunity he gets just to annoy obi wan and he's fuming so much he trips and falls flat on his face. or when he sees ventress throw herself into codys lap and is about yell but smacks into a wall. or even better some random local on the planet they're staying offers to show cody around and he's too busy starting at every move they make and he full on headbutts a tree branch and cody has to call the medic to come aid him. obi wan is v smug that cody forgot his guide existed the moment he saw obi wan. VERY smug.

#no matter what yall say will change the fact that obi wan is the biggest simp to ever simp coming in VERY close second to anakin rizzwalker #who upon first meeting rex blushes such an alarming shade of red that he passes out and when he finds rex at his bedside he jumps so high #in surprise he falls off the bed and gets a bruised back #ANYWAy pathetic obi wan my favorite genre of man to ever man #he's SOOOOOOO pathetic and babygirl i thrive on his suffering #<3 him #dont ask why ventress is throwing herself at cody its random but i can see her doing fhat just to piss obi wan off #obi wan kenobi #commander cody #codywan #clone wars #star wars #gay #tcw #sw #the clone wars #asajj ventress #quinlan vos #rexwalker

[dollya-robinprotector]

Mom says it's my turn to draw FemRobin.

#MaleRobin has sqishy tummy so why not chubby FemRobin #she gains weight easily because I said so #jk we all know Robin's lazy so I think why not make her more squish-able during school breaks #LONG STORY SHORT I JUST LOVE SQUISHY CHUBBY GIRL SO VERY MUCH #as you can see Lyah is simping for her very hard #despite the lack of nutrion in the orphanage' food if she keep sticking with sweets and her lazy routine #she's gonna end up being Lyah huggin pillow anyway #I won't say Lyah intentionally feed her more during school breaks but you know #also Robin's entire closer will be checkered pattern clothes #because I said so #dol robin #robin the orphan #dol pc #dollya art #degrees of lewdity

[xenocorner]

Small sketch page of some of my marvel blorbos ;; Couldn't fit all of them in it nor had the time but hey I got the itch scratched kinda

#I AM a Howard Stark simp in spite of his horrible parenting #Just look at that man MH Tony had to get his looks from somewhere godamn #Also I just now realised that the way I laid them out makes Stephen seemed annoyed at the two hot af men staring at him #or Loki n Stark having a stare down to see who keeps the wizard #that was actually unintentional #My hand probably knows what I want better than I do myself #also Wanda my fierce momma plz I love her so much I wanna hug and cuddle her she deserved so much better my bby #so did Nat UGH my heart broke when drawing her I miss her ;; #WHY ARE MOST OF MY FAVES DEAD NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT LIKE??? FUCK OFF ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; #anyway #tony stark #iron man #stephen strange #doctor strange #loki laufeyson #loki #howard stark #wanda maximoff #scarlet witch #natasha romanoff #black widow #mcu #marvel #marvel fanart

[marukfe]

Lunar Moon! :D I love her <33

(AU by @weepinglilvessel )

#rain world #rain world looks to the moon #looks to the moon #marukfe rw art #marukfe doodle #i also wont be rlly drawing digitally for awhile cuz my pc's about to die so rip </3 #anyways im toootally not simping for her...and tootally doesnt want to be slapped by her....toootally not <33

[thejadecount]

2012 and Rise TMNT Crossover Masterpost

This is more just humor than rather what I feel like would actually happen, but—

Rise Donnie, rolling up to 12 Casey and 12 Donnie with a PowerPoint: Why You Should Just Date Each Other and Get Over April, A Presentation

12 Donnie and Casey would obviously get flustered, but Rise Donnie does not give a shit.

He’s like

“Consider the Following:

1) You’re both too good for her and you know that.

2) You two have more chemistry with each other than either of you have with April. It’s your classic Rivals-to-Lovers trope, must I say more?

3) She clearly has no romantic interest in either of you and is just leading both of you on at this point.

4) It would be really funny.

5) I fully believe you two would be a power couple strong enough to kill God and he is terrified of that so he made up this hetero love triangle bullshit to keep himself alive. And if there’s one thing I know, all of us Donnies would love to finally kill him. Probably Casey too.

6) Your couple name would be like Con or something and I think that’s very telling.

7) Your color scheme is Black and Purple, which we all know is a superior color scheme.

8) I can just keep listing reasons if you really want me too, I can do this all day—“

Eventually Rise Raph manages to pull Rise Donnie away leaving the two very flustered and questioning their sexualities.

Just another day of Rise Donnie causing chaos.

#meanwhile 12 April watches speechless #at the end Rise Donnie stares right into her soul #anyways #yes I am and will always be a 12 casey x donnie shipper #you know what would be funny? #if at the end Rise Donnie was like #‘and you know what? if you don’t ask Casey out I will’ #rise donnie #rottmnt donnie #2012 donnie #2012 casey jones #donnie x casey #casey x donnie #yes I do ship them #Donnie’s simping over a girl that isn’t good enough for him is what’s keeping me from rewatching the series #is this a little bit of 2012 April hate? #maybe #but only the show the fandom writes her great in crossover fics #conatello #would that be their ship name? #casatello #consider this: their ship name would be con #tmnt crossover #crossover with 2012 tmnt #jonatello

[northernfireart]

For the request thing, Ten and Rose with those paper Christmas crowns being silly? Hope you're doing well!

not a single day passes without me thinking of them..... mental illness

#squeezes them like a stress toy #ten turned out eeeeh but I drew thia in a bad lighting on a plane so. #anyways. Rose <3 #I like to draw ten as if he's about to explode any second next to her #ughhhmmm simp #doctor who #dw fanart #dr who #dw #doctor who fanart #10th doctor #tenth doctor #tenrose #doctor x rose #ten x rose #timepetals #northernfire art

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

sero on the brain tonight, because when isn't he

like just thinking about the dresses he buys you, with clear favoritism towards black, when he wants to take you to a fancy dinner. wants to see you all dolled up on his dime

how he'll sit across from you, slowly sipping his wine, as he stares at you. eyes a mix of hunger and adoration. and how his leg would brush against yours under the table, teasing you slightly to make you blush more

How he twirls you into his arms when your home once more, fingers playing with the straps on your dress, pulling them slowly off your shoulders as he hums in your ear how delicious you look in your ear just to feel your body shiver before him

*sigh* he's a dreamboat

#y'all can thank Gracie for this #like 100% her brilliant mind #she just sorta casual brought it up and here i am #simping even harder #god he's so sauve when he wants to be #when he's got a plan #cause most of the time he's a huge dork that confuses you but also charms you with how he acts #a werido that makes you laugh #but then BAM #he pulls this shit and it throws you through a loop #and that's how he wants it #anyway yeah #can you tell I love him? #🔮.the peddler drabbles #🔮.the peddler love sero #sero x reader

[archivistprotocol]

this is an alice dyer appreciation blog. my girl might be suspicious sometimes, but goddamn, what a woman.

#tmagp #the magnus protocol #alice dyer #am i a simp? #fuck yeah i am #listen i'm a simple lesbian #i can appreciate a woman with a wicked sense of humor #and says some balls to the walls kinda shit #don't look at me and my heart eyes go away #SAM I COULD TREAT HER BETTER THAN YOU #anyway

[abijahfowler]

playing around with my style… i cared not for historical accuracy because according to Blue Eye Samurai tokugawa japan had cctv cameras

#i am no better rhen abijah simps i made him a woman and now she is controlling me like that rat and that big nosed twink #literally lose all my senses. I SUPPORT WOMENS WRONGS. lord forbid a woman has hobbies (child murder) #(terrorism) #(cannibalism) #(not a girls girl) #got me acting like a damn looney toon #anyways… that aside #i need to write stuff on her down. i want to write fics #miss abeline you do have my heart #sketchbook #mp3 #the crane wives #blue eye samurai #abijah fowler #genderbend au #oc tag: abeline

[imthursdaysyme]

arwen ft arthur giving his wife anything she wants

#drawing #art #digital art #arthur pendragon fanart #guinevere #merlin bbc #sweet gwen she orders and is like no sprinkles for me no sir and then they sit down and she sees arthur’s and is like #uhm actually well #and she doesn’t even have to ask she would be eaten hers but arthur is a simp for his wife #he would do anything for her #as would i #but i think the funniest dynamic for them is if they both simp for each other equally and everyone understands arthur but everyone’s like #gwen #gwen stand up #and she’s like no actually i will shampoo his hair every night and what are YOU gonna do about it?? #like both thier love languages being acts of service and they just both have set routines they do every day #arthur makes coffee and breakfast and gwen irons all his clothes in the morning #like little big things i just can imagine them being so lovely together and that’s my view of them #anyway #arwen

[caker-baker]

Valentine

“Ha!” The villain waved a pink piece of paper in front of the hero. “I’ve got a Valentine!”

“Do you now?” The hero asked, tilting their head and crossing their arms. “From whom?”

“A fan of mine, apparently. They appreciate my tech savvy, genius inventions, and fashion choices.” The villain tapped the note aggressively. “Complete with hearts and everything. Came with chocolates, too.”

The hero couldn’t really help the lopsided grin creeping on their face.

“A fan.” They repeated. “Really?”

“Yes! And they actually speak of my talents! What did all your fans send you for Valentine’s Day, hm? Poems about how much they just love your muscles?” The villain gagged. “No, thank you. I’ll take genuine appreciation, please.”

The hero’s smile dropped. “It’s not just the muscle poems, I get a good bit of chocolate, too.”

“I bet.” The villain turned away, examining their Valentine letter. “It’s a shame they didn’t leave their name, I would’ve built them a gadget to show my appreciation. Maybe I can examine their handwriting and match it to the person. It’s not hard to get into official written documents. I could create a program that cross examines spacing and pattern of–”

The hero’s eyes widened. “Don’t!”

The villain whipped around, eyebrows raised.

“Um, maybe don’t do that.” The hero continued, voice lowered. “They’ll probably get put on some watch list, you know, since they’re writing letters of adoration to a villain.”

“That’s good thinking.” They paused, almost thoughtful as they folded the note into some invisible pocket. “So you do have a brain in there. I was beginning to worry that all those muscles were restricting blood flow to your head.”

The hero scoffed. “I don’t think that’s how it works—”

“Sh! It is now. Anyways,” The villain nudged forward a bag on the ground with their foot. “I wasn’t going to do anything with this. You can take it to the bank, or whatever.”

Cautiously, the hero picked up the stolen bag of money.

“You just robbed the bank because…?”

“I wanted to show you my letter.”

The hero chuckled. “That certainly was a method. I still have to take you to jail, you know.”

“Do you though?”

“Yes, Villain. Stealing is still a crime.”

The villain narrowed their eyes, turned, and ran.

And the hero let them, watching until they were out of sight.

They were glad they could convince the villain not to look for their secret Valentine. After all, the hero had many written and signed documents on file. If the villain decided to look, it wouldn’t be long before they could match up the words on the letter to the hero’s handwriting.

Slinging the bag over their shoulder, the hero sighed, wondering if they overdid it with the pink paper and the hearts.

No, the villain seemed to like it.

They’d keep that in mind for next year.

#villain #hero x villain #hero #heroine #snippet #villain x hero #heroes and villains #villainess #writing #heroes #valentines day #me n who?? #jk #me and the moon #I luv her #uh hey is anyone in college pls tell me what is it like I’m literally so scared #idk I took some college classes already but it’s probs very different in actual college #anyways villain has major dumbass vibes #hero major simp vibes #OH HEY my mom found this account so #uh #if ur reading this ma pls stop #anyways kiddos stay in school give valentines do drugs avoid being mean #but sometimes you will have to be stern. do not think being stern is being mean. #make your place in the world and ground your feet into the dirt stay there own it #k bye #love y’all

[murasaki-cha]

That part in the novel where Gongja was trying to get Raviel to fall for him

Kim Gongja: I just kinda feel like we were meant to be together. I mean look at how fate keeps throwing us at each other

Raviel:

Raviel: It's 3 AM and you're stuck on my window. How did you even get there?

Kim Gongja: Fate, my lady, weren't you listening?

#yeah I can't remember if he called her my lafy or miss back than #but anyway stan malewife simp kim gongja for clear skin #ssscsh #sss class suicide hunter #sss class revival hunter #ssscrh #incorrect ssscsh quotes #ssscsh meme #kim gongja #raviel ivansia #incorrect manhwa quotes

[no-truce-with-the-heroes]

togachako AU where toga attends UA and ochako starts crushing on her senpai the moment she sees her "perfect smile"

#togachako #toga himiko #uraraka ochako #it's 3am and i must togachako #no but seriously i just realized as far as we know himiko only became interested in ochako when she noticed that ochako had a crush #well ok she might've liked ochako anyway since saito is izuku's clone and ochako looks like izuku so she clearly has a type #but she didn't have that much interest at first #on the other hand #ochako apparently thought himiko's smile was perfect??? all along????? to her himiko is the cutest in the world???? #in a world where ochako and himiko met each other as normal girls ochako would've been the one with a huge crush this is my truth #flirty-but-oblivious senpai himiko with hopeless-simp kouhai ochako <3