#as an aunt to zeke and eren

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Our Little Secret - Chapter 4

Series Masterlist

Pairing: Eren Jaeger X Female Reader

Genre: College AU, Spider-Man/Spider-Girl AU, Fluff, Slow Burn, Mutual Pining, Eventual Smut

Series Summary: Eren Jaeger, a 21-year-old virgin college student who loves his camera a little bit too much, has a crush on you. Every night, he switches on his camera and talks about you but he never could find the courage to speak to you in real life. Strangely enough, he finds it easy for him to befriend Spider-Girl, the crime fighting vigilante, not knowing that you both share the same identity.

Chapter Summary: Forced by his best friend Spider-Girl, the time has come for Eren Jaeger, self-proclaimed campus' hottest nerd, to ask you out on a date and honestly? He's scared shitless. Thankfully, or unfortunately, for him, his best friend Armin Arlert comes to the rescue.

Content Warnings: explicit sex scene (happens at the end of the series, can be skipped if you want), swearing, mentions of characters going through depression, traumatic past events

Word Count: 8k

Poster art by the most talented @rainbuniart on Twitter

Twenty-one-year-old Eren Jaeger has been gazing at the same crack of his ceiling for the last two hours. It’s four in the morning, his body is begging him to sleep, and yet there he is, half-lidded eyes staring blankly into the darkness of his bedroom, his brain running across the universe, thinking:

What the fuck am I going to do?

Times like this make him wish that he had a superpower he could rely on—not to swing from one building to another, not to fly, and definitely not to check out girls’ panties with his X-ray vision (though honestly, if he had one, he’d definitely try to get a tiny, tiny peek of your bra, for, umm, scientific reasons). But no. Eren doesn’t want that. He wants to be able to communicate with God, or Jesus, or literally any deity out there that created him, and ask them, why, God, why am I such a fucking virgin?

Being a virgin isn’t bad. It’s not a sin, not at all. Some would even find him admirable for being able to refrain himself from getting his dick wet because he’s waiting for the right one. It’s the way he thinks like a fucking virgin that he is that’s bad. Because how in the world is he going to be able to ask the most popular girl on campus to go out with a giant nerd like him who hasn’t even had his first kiss yet? Who hasn’t had the pleasure of holding a girl’s hand for more than three seconds long? The last time he did that was during last year’s Christmas party when his aunt Dina took his hand in hers and gave him twenty bucks to get himself a new shirt (only because the one he was wearing looked absolutely horrendous). It also doesn’t help that you happen to be the cutest person in the world—or in his world, at least—with the prettiest smile, with such a pleasing vanilla and strawberry scent that Eren wishes he could smell on his pillow every day. 

So, what’s going to happen now? Let’s say, by some miracle, you agree to go on a date with him, then what? What kind of conversation would he have with you? What if he says something stupid? Does something stupid? Knowing him, he will definitely do. Or worse, what if the date actually goes… well? What if you realize how much he wants to kiss you? What if you also want to kiss him, but you’re waiting for him to make the first move? WHAT IF YOU WANT TO KISS EACH OTHER WITH TONGUE AND EVERYTHING, BUT WHEN YOU BOTH LEAN IN, HE ENDS UP KNOCKING HIS TEETH AGAINST YOURS AND–

Eren can’t breathe. 

Should I just walk up to her? He thinks, fingers tapping restlessly against the ridges of his abs. He never wears a shirt when he goes to bed, his sweatpants always hanging too low on his hips—which is already an improvement, at least, since he used to sleep completely naked. He was forced to change that habit ever since his sibling, Zeke, barged into the room at two in the morning with his phone in his hand, trying to catch him in the act. “AHA! I HEARD SOMEONE MOANING! YOU MUST BE HAVING SEX!” Zeke yelled as he kicked Eren’s bedroom door open. Eren had it locked, of course—he’s an idiot but he’s not that much of an idiot—but Zeke had conveniently duplicated his room’s key without him knowing for this sole purpose of humiliating his little baby brother.

And no, Eren wasn’t having sex, but he was watching someone else having sex through his computer screen. And yes, he had one hand around his cock, his pants pooling around his thighs, the hem of his shirt tucked between his teeth, and his own moan caught in his throat. It was so stupid that Zeke had to barge in right at the exact second he was cumming all over his hand, which made everything super weird ‘cause it looked like Eren came because he was aroused at the thrill of having someone else watching him masturbate and that was really not the case.

“ZEKE, WHAT THE FUCK, MAN?!”

“EEEWWW OH MY GOD PUT THAT TINY DICK AWAY—”

“PUT THAT CAMERA AWAY—AND IT’S NOT TINY!”

“DINAAAAA, EREN IS JERKING HIS LITTLE TINY DICK OFF!”

“I’M GONNA FUCKING KILL YOU, ZEKE!”

“BOTH OF YOU, BE QUIET—IT’S TWO AM!”

It was one of the most—if not the most—humiliating experiences he had ever had in his life. Especially after Dina spent an hour lecturing him the next day about, and Eren quoted, “Maintaining high self-esteem even if I am secretly insecure about… a certain part of my body. Small is more. Small is better,” with Zeke standing in the background, shaking his head and mouthing, “No, it’s not. You got a tiny dick.” For the record, Eren does not have a tiny dick, though he doesn’t have a witness that could testify on his behalf. Armin knew, but he’d rather swim in hot lava than admit it out loud. Anyway, knowing how he’s going to ask you out tomorrow, he’s sure as hell he’s going to break his own record in a matter of hours.

He’s scared. He’s so scared of talking to you first and getting rejected second. But his friendship with you—Spider-Girl—is in jeopardy right now. And honestly? This is the kind of push he needs because otherwise, he would never have the courage to ask you out. But it still feels so nerve-racking. Eren would rather jump inside that burning building once again—hell, let him set a fucking camp over there and it would still feel less horrifying than this. 

He switches on his phone. The selfie you took with his camera has been his wallpaper for weeks now, and Eren doesn’t want to even think about how many times he has kissed his phone screen good night. “Look at that smile,” he murmurs to himself, sighing in bliss at the sight of your little grin, so cute and naughty at the same time. “Are you really going to say yes tomorrow? To someone like me?”

Great, now he’s talking to himself as if the last two hours he spent talking to his monitor wasn’t enough. Feeling anxious and knowing how he’s not going to be able to catch a wink of sleep tonight, Eren slides his thumb along the screen, going through his contact list.

“Armin,” he breathes out in relief the second his phone call is connected. “Dude, sorry for calling you at three—fuck, four AM, but I can’t sleep. I need to talk to someone about this.”

For the first three seconds, there’s only silence. And then—

“Eren, I’m gonna fuck you up.”

***

“Armin—Armin, wait—”

You have memorized how Eren’s voice sounds by now—how deep it is, how husky, and how it gets just a little bit high-pitched when he whines after losing an argument. Even when he’s still on the other end of your campus hallway, you can hear it echoing through the room. It’s gradually turning louder as he makes his way toward you. Your heightened senses can tell but you pretend you don’t hear anything, busying yourself by replacing the books inside your bag with the other ones in your locker. 

You can sense someone walking up to you a moment before you feel a light tap on your shoulder. Snatching your textbook, you close your locker with one hand, whirling around to see a young man sporting a bowl-cut and black-framed sunglasses. “Oh, hello. You’re–”

“You don’t know me,” Armin says, his face blank and unimpressed—almost similar to Annie, though his hair seems more golden and greasier than hers. “And I don’t plan on knowing you either. We’re not friends.”

“O… kay,” you respond, both surprised and amused at his quirky attitude. Before you can speak anything else, Eren arrives at your spot with a little “Fuck,” under his breath. You cast him a smile, greeting him with a little, “Hey,” and he panics. 

“S-sorry, this is, uh—” Eren lands both hands on the blonde man’s shoulders, trying to escort —haul—him away. “This is Armin and we’re—we’re leaving.”

“Get your hands off me, peasant.” The shorter male harshly slaps his hands away before he returns his attention to you. “I have a bone to pick with you, young lady.”

“Oh, no,” you say, feigning concern. “What did I do?”

Eren whines, desperately pulling on his best friend's backpack now. “Armin, goddammit, let’s just go—”

“Now, you listen to me, woman.” Armin is unstoppable. “Ever since you came into his life, my best friend has been losing his mind.” He has one finger pointed at your face as he speaks, not caring if he’s being rude or causing a scene in the hallway. “Which is concerning ‘cause he doesn’t have much of that to begin with.”

Eren, with a groan filled with shame, rubs a hand over his face. “Oh, God.” He can try and take Armin away by force, of course, but they’re already garnering other people’s attention as it is. Also, the last time he tried to haul this little chipmunk away, Armin bit his hand so hard, it’s a wonder he didn’t have his limb amputated. 

Plus, Armin is supposed to be doing him a favor, right? Right?

You have a hunch on where this is going but you act clueless to get the most out of your entertainment. And by entertainment, you mean watching Armin embarrass the hell out of his friend. “I’m sorry, Armin, I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

“Eren has a crush on you,” Armin explains, grabbing his friend by his wrist, and raising it in the air. “This is Eren.”

“I’m actually gonna kill you when we get home,” Eren murmurs through gritted teeth, harshly pulling his hand away. He can’t meet your eyes, too mortified to do so. All he wants right now is to be turned into dust and be carried by the wind.

“Nice to meet you, Eren,” you say, almost crooning even, and the said boy gulps, turning crimson from his neck to his ears as he responds with an awkward, “H-hi.”

“Dude, pull your shit together.” Armin elbows him on his side. “Anyway, Ma’am, Lady, Miss, whoever the hell you are. I’m trying to make sure that you take responsibility for this because I want my best friend back. He’s already a giant idiot who can’t even survive the first half of The Witcher without spending all of his potions, okay? Now I don’t even want to add him to my team because he keeps thinking about you during battles and he sucks so much ass, it’s embarrassing!”

You nod, biting your lip to contain your grin from breaking. “You suck ass?” You ask the brunette and he nearly faints from the innuendo. That little twinkle in your eyes… It’s as if you’re asking him what else do you suck in your spare time?

Armin, not knowing when to stop, adds, “He literally called me at four in the fucking morning today just cause he couldn’t sleep, thinking about how to ask you out!”

“ARMIN OH MY GOD–”

“So please,” Armin begs as he pushes Eren away by his face, “Please just do something about it for me, will you? Talk to him. Knock back some senses into him before I do it myself, and I swear to God, I’m ready to get blood on my hands.” Pivoting on his heels, he says, “Now that I’m done, I’m gonna return to my wife and I’m gonna pretend you two don’t exist in my life for the next two weeks. Adios, fuckers.”

Armin walks away with his middle finger pushing back his glasses. You titter, immensely pleased by how theatrical he is. “Has he always been that eccentric?” You ask Eren, who looks just as pasty as the white shirt he’s wearing underneath his hooded peacoat.

“Honestly, I don’t know why I’m friends with him in the first place,” Eren says, mirroring your faint laughter before he turns to face you, his body turning rigid once again as he tries to get past his awkwardness. “So, uh… Armin wanted us to talk.”

“That he did.” You smack your lips, hugging your textbook close to your chest with both hands. “What about you?”

“Huh?”

“Do you want to talk to me?”

There’s something in your voice that makes his stomach act up on its own. “Yes, I would love you—to! I would love to! I’d love to talk to you!”

There’s literally nothing more adorable than how he looks right now. “What should we talk about, then?”

You’re so pretty. “Umm…” I love that dress on you, you look amazing. “I don’t know…” I love you. I think we’re meant to grow old together and have three kids running around in our backyard. “I’m wondering if someday you want to, umm…”

You’re waiting for him to say the words, tilting up your head just slightly to the side at the perfect angle that makes you look ten times cuter than before. “Want to what?”

Eren takes a deep breath. His shoes are squeaking against the floor as he drags and shifts his weight from one foot to another. “I don’t know, just, uh…” He turns his body slightly to the side, doing this little lip bite as he lets his gaze travel up from your lips to your eyes. 

The way he’s so nervously awkward is both amusing and endearing. You’d think that a man who owns a face like that would be all smooth and suave with girls but Eren has zero experience in dating and it shows from how anxious he is. Funny how he doesn’t act like this at all when he’s with Spider-Girl. He’s so chatty when he’s with that alter ego of yours, spouting out lines after lines, stories after stories. He got embarrassed sometimes too, sure, but he’s never like this. Maybe he really does like you. He likes you so much that his brain just stops functioning when he’s around you.

“I don’t know, maybe we could—” Eren gesticulates, jittery hands moving all over the place from fixing his jacket, scratching his nape, to rubbing the shell of his ear. He literally can’t stand still, eyes going everywhere but yours. “Or, you know, we could do something else or—if you’d like, we can—”

“Yeah.”

“—go and—” he stops, gaping, probably thinking that he imagined your answer. “Sorry, what?”

“Yeah,” you repeat, your smile reaching your eyes and turning them into a beautiful pair of half-moons.

“Y-yeah?”

“Yeah, either one.” 

Eren stops functioning for a second, his mind completely blank. He just stares at you, unblinking as if his soul just went on a world tour, leaving his body behind. “Really?”

“Sure.” 

He swallows. “Umm, okay…” It still feels surreal to him that you actually said yes to whatever it was he was offering (he’s not even sure what he just offered you). “Yeah, that sounds—that sounds great.” He can finally smile now, his lips curving up ever so slightly but his eyes do more than his mouth could ever convey. He can only stare at you for a while, transfixed with his mind completely blanked out as he’s suffused with so much joy. Then he remembers something and he panics again. “Shit, actually, I can’t right now, since I have—I’ve got classes to go.”

“Yeah, of course, me too,” you laugh lightly. “It’s only nine. Obviously, we have morning classes to attend.”

“Yeah…” He turns sheepish. “I was planning to ask you out after you’re finished with your Astrophysics class, but Armin couldn’t wait until then.”

“You knew I’m taking Astrophysics?” You tease, smirking. “What else do you know about me?”

Why am I such an idiot, Eren ponders as he feels himself dying little by little. Every time things start to get better, he always finds a way to screw things up. “I’m sorry, I… I didn’t mean to stalk you and be such a creep.” What am I going to do? She’s going to hate me now… Perhaps even disgusted. “You know what, I’m sorry for being so weird. I can understand if you don’t want to go out with me.”

You blink. His posture, the way he looks like he’s losing all his strength at once, and that little pout on his lips. Why does this look familiar? Then, it clicks. “You don’t want me to go out with you?”

“I do!” He exclaims a little bit too loudly. Thankfully for you, there’s no one else in the hallway right now but you and him. “Of course I do, but…” He drags his eyes to his feet, his heart beating a thousand miles per hour, his teeth sinking into his lip. 

You feel mischievous. For a superheroine who’s supposed to lie ninety-nine percent of the time to keep her real identity covered, you’re doing such a bad job at it because you want him to know that you’re the same girl he’s been sharing intimate sessions with on the rooftop. So you do the same thing you did the night you dropped him off on his porch. You reach out a hand, cupping his cheek and trapping him there so he can’t look anywhere else but your eyes.

Eren stiffens, emerald eyes shining brightly underneath the sunlight that seeps inside the room. “W-what are you doing?”

“Do you want to go out with me or not?”

His breathing tatters. “Yes, Ma’am, I do.”

“Then why are you telling me you don’t want to go out with me?”

“I wasn’t—I’m not saying I don’t want to go out with you. I’m saying that I’m okay if you don’t want to go out with me.” Wait, I feel like I’ve gone through this situation before, Eren thinks, feeling strange. Is this what Deja Vu feels like? 

“Why do you think I don’t want to go out with you?”

“Cause I’m…” He wets his lip, nervous. “Creepy?”

“Why, because you know I’ve been taking Astrophysics? Or is it because you’ve been taking pictures of me in secret?”

Eren’s not sure if you’re trying to calm him down with your words or make him feel ten times worse. “B-both?”

It’s funny how he unconsciously admits that he has been snapping photos of you like the stalker that he is. “Well, I still find you cute, so I don’t think we have problems with that. Would love it better if you could stop taking pictures of me, though. If you want my picture, you just need to ask. We can take some photos together this time.”

This is it. He’s in heaven right now. This is what paradise feels like. “I… I can?”

“Of course.”

His heart is thrumming so clamorously in his ears that it’s a miracle you haven’t heard it already. “And you… Are you saying you still want to go out with me?”

You playfully roll your eyes, giving him a light pat on his cheek before you release him. “If you want to, sure. Just ring me up or something.”

He’s in a haze, thick fog clouding his thoughts. “Okay… I’ll—I’ll call you.”

You wait for him to connect the dots, but when he remains in silence, just gazing at you with droopy eyes, you have to be the one who asks him. “Do you need my phone number or should we do it the old way with you sending a pigeon to give me my letters?”

“Shit, yeah—that’s right.” Snapping out of his reverie, Eren sticks a hand inside the pocket of his jeans. He’s about to take it out when a thought hits him like a train. Shit, fuck, I have her photo as my wallpaper. I also have her pictures in my gallery, what if she finds out? Should I delete them now? No, there are too many of them. I don’t have time for this. Even if I do, what if I haven’t backed them up? Oh my God, what to do, what to do, what to do—

“Eren?”

He pushes back his phone into the bottom of his pocket, his stomach in knots. “You know what, I think I left my phone at home.”

I literally can see the shape of your phone in your pocket, but okay. “Oh, no,” you fake a pout. “Then, I guess, we can’t go on a date then.”

“I can write down your number on my palm!” He takes off his backpack in a rush, going down to his knees to make it easier for him to look for his pen. “Wait, let me just—Fuck, where’s my pen—”

You thank the lord that most guys don’t usually take this long to make advances on their crushes, because if it takes him this long to ask you out on a date, humans will go extinct before they can repopulate the earth. “Or you can just add your number to my phone?” You offer.

“Of… course, yeah.” He returns to his feet, face flushed. “Sorry, I’m an idiot.”

“I think you’re adorable.”

“P-please don’t say that. I’m already dying here.” 

“Don’t die on me just yet. You haven’t bought me dinner.” You hand him over your phone and it nearly slips off his grip from how shaky his hands are. If it wasn’t for your fast reflexes, you might have to spend some of your savings to buy a new phone. “Careful, big boy.”

“Sorry,” he winces, being much more careful this time. He taps his quivering thumbs on the screen, adding his number on your contact list and re-typing his name several times because he keeps missing the right letters. “Here,” he says, offering you back his phone. You intentionally let your fingers brush against his, even let them linger for a second too long and Eren noticeably gulps at the minimal contact. “So, uh… I’ll wait for you to call me?”

Your mouth twitches into a smile. “I won’t make you wait too long, I promise.”

***

It’s been thirteen hours, eleven minutes, and forty-three seconds since you said, I won’t make you wait too long, and Eren is lying down on his bed with his eyes glaring at the clock that’s strapped to his wall as if he’s trying to make it burst into flames. 

Why hasn’t she called me yet?

What’s taking her so long?

Did she lose my number? Wait, have I clicked ‘save’ when I typed down my number? Fuck, I can’t remember.

He’s going insane in every way possible. He turns around to scream against his pillow before jumping from the bed. “I’m gonna get some fresh air,” he decides before he becomes the one who combusts into flames. Right before he grabs his hoodie, his phone rings.

Eren runs to grab it like his life depends on it, accidentally bumping himself against his swivel chair, hard enough for it to topple over and knock him off his balance. Groaning in pain, he reaches out one hand to blindly locate his phone on the desk. It’s an unknown number. This must be her.

He takes a deep breath, repeating two times more before he clears his throat and answers the call in the deepest, manliest, sexiest voice he can produce. “Hey, there.”

“Yo. It’s your big bro, Zeke. I left my phone at home and—why do you sound so weird?”

“Oh my God—GET OFF MY FUCKING PHONE!”

Eren shuts the line. If he missed your call because of this, he’s really going to kill him. He’s still grumbling under his breath when the phone rings again. The caller ID is still unknown. Refraining himself from grunting in protest, he picks up the call, “Zeke, for fuck’s sake, I’m gonna fucking kill you for real. I’m waiting for a girl to call me right now. If she—“

“Eren?”

Oh, wow. There you are. Calling him at three past ten pm and the first thing he said to you was his brother’s name and a string of expletives. And to think that he spent two hours practicing in front of the mirror to sound all smooth and suave, maybe even play hard to get like, “Sorry, who is this again? Oh, it’s you. I wasn’t expecting you to call me this early. What? You want to talk to me about our date? Shoot, I completely forgot about that.” He had everything planned.

“So, you’ve been waiting for me to call, huh?”

Eren knocks his head against the edge of his desk repeatedly as he says, “Not really.”

“Oh? What have you been doing then?”

“I was just… editing some photos. Touching up stuff.”

“You were touching-up stuff?”

If that first kiss of yours could be your villain origin story. This, you teasing him right now, can be his villain origin story. “Please don’t make fun of me, I’m already at my limit.”

“Dying again?”

“Probably.”

Your giggles soothe him down a little bit, making him feel less humiliated and more… serene. Which is weird, because you are also the cause of his distress. “Sorry, it took me a while to get back to you. I had, umm, family things to do.” And by family things, you meant stopping a car chase at Seventh Avenue. You’re still dressed inside your costume, actually, sitting at the edge of a skyscraper as you watch the city glimmering underneath you. “So, about that date. What do you want to do?”

Eren hates his filthy, filthy brain for coming up with ‘you’ as an answer. “I’m, uhh… I’m down with anything you want to do.”

“Oh? And what if I want to do something bad? Something… naughty.” You nibble at the corner of your lip, smirking as you wait for his response. Eren sounds like he’s choking on the other line.

“N-naughty like what?”

“I don’t know, like, cheating on my diet and stuffing my face with churros or something.”

“Oh…” You can actually hear the disappointment in his voice. “Oh, you mean that kind of naughty.”

“What kind of naughty are you thinking about?”

His face catches fire. “I’m—I’m not going to answer that.” There it is again. The most heartwarming, adorable giggle in the world that easily paints a smile on his face. “Maybe we could grab some coffee first and just see how it goes from there?”

“Hmm, I think we can do that,” you reply. “I know a coffee shop downtown that makes the best mochaccino.” We didn’t get to visit it last time because you threw up on me.

“Great.” He sounds much more relaxed now. “So, uh… Should I pick you up at your place or…?”

“Or I can just meet you at the coffee shop?” It’s too far away from my flat, and it’s faster for me to just swing by. “Let’s say at eight?”

“Okay.” His cheekbones are hurting from how wide he’s smiling. Even when he reminds himself to stop, it remains everlasting on his lips. “I’ll see you at eight, then.”

“Yeah, until then. See you, big boy.” And he can sense the smile in your voice too. “Try to keep your hands to yourself this time.”

“I wasn’t touching myself!”

The last thing he can hear before the line gets disconnected is his most favorite sound in the world, and he knows when he goes to sleep tonight, your face will stay permanently behind his closed lids. Eren sighs, throwing himself back to the bed. He’s over the moon, his body feels like floating in the air. 

It feels so good to be in love.

***

Armin Arlert has been best friends with Eren for five years. 

They met on the first day in high school when a bunch of school jocks tried to dunk Armin’s head inside the toilet bowl. Eren, who happened to be in the same bathroom—he had just finished doing number one and was washing his hands because although he might be an idiot, he was actually a very hygienic idiot—lifted his head when he saw four seniors hauling Armin’s body in the air before they pushed him inside a cubicle. The blonde boy was already on his knees, his eyeglasses cracked and tossed away to the floor when Eren stood behind them. To tell you the truth, Eren could’ve just punched one of them in the face and used the short moment of surprise to grab the nerdy boy by his collar and run away. But no. Eren, being an idiot like always, announced for the whole world to hear by saying the clichiest thing of the clichiest. 

“Hey, assholes,” he shouted dramatically as he cast his backpack to the side. “Why don’t you pick somebody your own size?” 

It was cringe. He said it as if he was starring in The Lion King. Eren could’ve just saved him without saying anything. He could’ve just kept his mouth shut, punched one guy in the face, kicked the other two in the balls, stuck a mop inside the other one’s ass, and called it a day. That would’ve been badass, peak cinema right there. But no, Eren had to be cringe. Armin knew that he, himself, was the epitome of cringe with all the outfits he was wearing (dude walked into the room dressed in Naruto’s flak jacket and orange pants), but Eren was on another level. 

Even so, his cringy line managed to garner their attention. Whirling their bodies around to see who was this dumbass who stopped them from enjoying their daily entertainment, the jocks sneered. Eren had worn his most menacing glare on his face, chin tilted up high with his fingers already curled into balls of fists, ready to fight back if needed. One of the seniors stepped forward, lips pulled back to showcase a wicked grin before he grabbed Eren by the front of his shirt.

 Then they dunked both Armin and Eren’s heads inside the toilet bowls at the same time.

“Well, I mean,” Armin said once the seniors had left the cubicle to pick another target to torture until the next period started. “At least they didn’t give us wedgies.” He handed the brunette his bottle of shampoo, one that he carried around with him every day as getting a swirlie at nine in the morning was already part of his daily routine. Eren, just like him, washed his hair and face clean.

“I’d prefer a wedgie than this, honestly,” Eren sighed, re-doing his bun even when his hair was still somewhat soaked. 

“Dude, no,” Armin argued. “I can’t stand them. Wedgies hurt my ass and my balls. I’ve got huge balls so…”

“Well, a swirlie is even more humiliating. Wedgies don’t hurt that much. Man up.”

“Yeah,” Armin snorted. “Probably because you have small balls and an equally small dick.”

“I don’t have a small dick. You do.”

“Excuse you, you low-life degenerate. I’m five point eight inches long.”

“Ha, weak,” Eren jeered. “I’m six point eight.”

“Flaccid,” Armin corrected, his nose flaring. “Erect, I’m seven point five. Ha, weak.”

Eren, turning off the tap, loomed tall above him, exuding the same level of darkness as the final boss in Dante’s Inferno. “Erect,” he said, smirking, “I’m eight point three. Try to top that, bitch.”

With his jaw dropping to the floor, Armin seethed with rage. “That is bullshit! Let me see!”

It turned out Eren did have a big dick. Armin had never felt so mortified in his entire life. Disgraced, even. Getting a swirlie was one thing, but having the only asset he was proud of demolished by a fucking stranger?

“To be fair, you do have big balls, bro,” Eren assured with a friendly pat on his shoulder. “Cheer up. It’s not the end of the world.”

This would be such a nice story to tell at their weddings when they become each other’s best man in the future. Just two bros sizing up each other’s dicks and comforting each other afterward with their heads still smelling like toilet water. 

“I fucking hate those guys,” Eren grumbled, drying the fat droplets of water off his face with some paper towels. “A bunch of assholes.”

“Yeah, what was your plan, man?” Armin asked. “Can you even fight?”

“I can, but not against four of them at the same time.”

“I know. That’s why I asked you what was your plan.”

“Do I look like a guy with a plan?” To be fair, no, he did not. 

“Why did you do it then?” The blonde man’s frown was sketched deeply upon his forehead. “You could’ve just walked away.”

“I don’t know,” Eren exhaled. “I guess I just don’t like seeing other people get bullied.”

“You have a protagonist syndrome, that’s your problem.” But Armin offered his hand, fixing his broken glasses with his index finger as he spoke, “But I admire your bravery, young man. You’re foolish, true, but brave nonetheless. My name is Armin. Armin from the clan Arlert. I feel like we can be comrades.”

Eren looked at him weirdly before he accepted his handshake. “Eren Jaeger.”

That was the beginning of their friendship. They spent, quite literally, every hour of their days together, almost as if they were conjoined twins. Although they had different personalities, they shared the same interests and complemented each other rather well. They became so close that rumors started to spread in the hallway that they were more than just friends. A girl with freckles on her cheeks named Ymir approached them and asked them to join her LGBTQ club. Armin was happy to join as he had never had someone ask him to participate in anything before, while Eren was too nice to say no (poor boy didn’t even know what LGBTQ stood for), so that certainly added more proof to the case. 

It also didn’t help when the school’s quarterback—who looked like he belonged in Tokyo Revengers with a heart kinder than Hello Kitty on her best day—Reiner Braun asked Armin, “Dude, is it true that you two fucked behind the bleachers that night after the homecoming game?” 

Armin’s answer was, “That source of information you were talking to. Did they say I was the one who fucked Eren in the ass or was it the other way around?”

“They said it was you who fucked him.”

“Well, yes, that is correct,” Armin said, pushing back his eyeglasses. “I did do that. Now you know that despite popular’s belief, I am not a bottom. I have a bigger dick and I am much manlier than him.” For someone who (self-)proclaimed to be smart, Armin didn’t make sense most of the time.

Reiner gave him a high-five, patting his back like a proud father. “Is it true you’ve got massive balls too?”

“Everything is true, Reiner. Everything is true.”

(Eren did not hear a word about this until graduation. When he did, he went into a severe depression mode for three days straight, absolutely humiliated knowing that people thought Armin was topping the fuck out of him anytime he had the chance. Eren didn’t have that much problem being mistaken as a queer—nothing’s wrong with that—or even the fact that he’d be a bottom. But him bottoming with that fucking nerd Armin Arlert as his top? Jesus Christ. Forget his traumatic past. This was probably the reason why he started his video journal in the first place.)

Now that he looked back at it, maybe that was why Eren didn’t get to find himself a girlfriend. Surely, a guy like him would’ve been popular among girls in his school if people didn’t think he loved taking it in the ass. But that’s okay. Eren never needed one back then anyway, both a girlfriend or a dick in his ass. He felt content spending most of his high school memories being cooped up in Armin’s room, playing endless amounts of games, or binging TV shows. 

Armin felt that way too. He thought his life had already peaked at that point. He got married to his favorite waifu, got to kick some random twelve-year-old’s ass in Overwatch on a daily basis, and got to laugh and be normal with his best friend, Eren Jaeger. There was nothing else he needed in the world, as long as he had his best friend with him.

Then you came along and suddenly, Eren turned into this desperate, downgraded version of Romeo who couldn’t do anything—not even finishing the first half of Assassin’s Creed without dying or crying—but talk about how angelic you were, how cute your voice sounded in his ears, how sexy your lips were and yada yada yada. 

Ugh, gross.

“Armin, I need your help!” Eren comes barging into his room, kicking the door open without permission as always. He’s carrying half of the clothes he owns in his wardrobe in his arms, almost tripping over his feet before he lays everything on Armin’s bed. “I don’t know what I should wear for tonight’s date, and I’m so stressed out right now, my balls are literally sweating. You gotta help me out!”

Armin doesn’t budge from his swivel chair, not even sparing him a glance. With his fingers still smashing his keyboard buttons, he simply replies to him with a snort, mumbling, “Stupid incel brat,” under his breath.

Eren, grabbing a black button-down shirt and a black blazer in each hand, stands right next to him. “What do you think about this? Does this outfit say I’m hot and you should totally get handsy with me?”

Armin spins around, flatly staring back at him. “Eren, you’re going on a casual coffee date not a fucking funeral.”

“Okay, what about the white suit then?”

“You’re also not going to prom. Or a wedding.”

“Oh, God, I would love to marry her.” Eren literally has the attention span of a three-year-old, easily distracted, especially when the topic involves you. Hugging his clothes to his chest, he releases a dreamy sigh. “You know what would be nice? If both of us get married somewhere near the beach where we can hear the sounds of waves as they crash against the rocks in the background—”

“The only thing that’s great from being married near the beach is to have you swept away by a fucking tsunami so we don’t have to do this sappy conversation ever again.” 

That was harsh, even Armin realizes that too, but he couldn’t help it. He hates that his best friend is turning into a lovesick fool. Eren has been a simp from day one, but it’s only getting worse by the second. It’s annoying, really, when Eren keeps changing the conversation. Suddenly, everything is all about you. Armin can be talking about the latest spin-off of Game of Thrones and Eren would be like, “You know who’s going to be a great mother of dragons? Her. Except, instead of mothering a bunch of little dragons, she’s gonna be mothering a bunch of my mini-mes.” Eren is like… the human version of Twitter right now.

But the thing with Armin is, even though he has the mouth of a pirate, he has the heart of a nun. Despite his vexation, he also wants to be happy for him. Truly. And when Eren pouts with his shoulders slumping forward and his bottom lip jutted out, what can he do? “I’m sorry,” Armin says, taking off his glasses so he can massage the bridge of his nose. “That was very mean of me to say. I didn’t mean that. I wouldn’t want you to die in a tsunami. Getting stung to death by gazillion bees? Probably. But not in a tsunami.”

Armin is putting on a facade, Eren can tell. Putting a stop to his dramatic pout, Eren leans himself against his desk, tossing his clothes back to the bed before he gives the man his full attention. “Okay, what’s wrong?” He questions. “Why do you have a stick up your ass?”

“I don’t have a stick up my ass.”

“You look like you do, Armin.”

“And how do you know? Because I look pissed? Has it never occurred to you that maybe I like having a stick up my ass?”

Eren gives him a look. “Come on, man.”

Armin heaves a defeated sigh, running a hand through his golden hair. “I’m just wondering… What happens after this?” To Eren’s surprise, the blonde male turns solemn. He’s taking away his mask and underneath it, Eren can finally see how distraught he is. “If your date goes well—and I’m sure it will—and then what? You’re gonna date her and you’re gonna spend a lot of time with her and then… What’s going to happen to us?”

Eren, not expecting the conversation to turn this way, turns stiff for a second. “Dude, what—”

“I’m just saying that,” Armin pauses to release a sharp breath. “I don’t want to sound like this, but… You’re my only friend. I know how important she is to you. I know how much you like her. But I haven’t been able to say a word to you without you making it all about her. And I’m sorry if I sound like an asshole, but I’m tired of it, dude. I’m worried that this is gonna be it for us. You’re going to live your own life, build your own family, have kids, and grow old together with your loved ones, and I’m going to live the rest of my life stuck in this hellhole, getting fatter by the day while playing fucking Overwatch with a bunch of twelve-year-old kids until I finally die from type two diabetes or worse: prostate cancer.”

Baffled by the situation, Eren can only reside in silence, observing the way Armin’s posture droops on his seat.

“I’m happy for you, Eren, I really am,” Armin wearily says, casting his gaze down to his lap, fiddling with his fingers. “But… I don’t want to say goodbye to our friendship just yet. You’re really important to me, bro. You were my first friend and you’re my only friend now. You were the first person who cared about me enough to have his head dunked inside a toilet bowl. I know I always made fun of you about it, but I really was happy when you stuck your neck out for me. No pun intended. And now, I just…” He slowly returns his gaze to his face. “I guess I just don’t want to lose you.”

There’s a little click in his brain when the dots are all connected in his head. Eren thought Armin had simply disliked you as a person—just like how he disliked everybody else, but that wasn’t it at all, was it? He’s just jealous, not of him, but of you. 

I’ve been selfish, haven’t I? Eren muses, realizing just how much he’s been constantly shoving your name down his throat instead of truly spending time with his best friend when he’s the only one Armin has. How would he feel if the roles were reversed? What if Armin started dating a girl and moved on with his life while he was still there alone in his room, waiting for a chance to play Xbox with him again? He could only imagine how lonely it would be.

“I’m sorry,” Eren says, his voice turning equally as soft. “I’m sorry for being such an asshole. And I’m sorry for ignoring you. That wasn’t my intention at all.”

Armin isn’t sure what he wanted Eren to do, but seeing him apologizing like this with regret in his eyes feels unsettling. Wearing back his glasses, he clears his throat before he returns to his computer screen. “You know what, I was just being lame. Ignore me. So, about that outfit—”

“You’ll always be my best friend, Armin,” Eren cuts him off, stunning the other boy. “Nothing will change the fact that you play a huge part in my life. You’ve always been. And I promise you that me dating her isn’t going to change a thing between us.”

Armin, now flushed, can’t stand and listen to him for a second longer. “Yeah, I got it. Let’s move on—”

“I’ll make time for you every week,” Eren continues regardless. “Every weekend, I’ll come here to crash at your place and we’ll play—”

“Dude, I get it. Drop it—”

“No, listen to me. We’ll play games until morning and watch a new season of Jujutsu Kaisen together—hell, we can even watch that shit you like with the catgirls and the tentacles—”

Armin slams his head against his keyboard. “Oh, Lord.”

“And you know what?” Eren’s eyes brighten up, his face nearly being split in half from how wide he’s grinning. “When she’s ready to marry me and have kids together, you’ll be our godparent! We’ll have a special room for you in our suburban house where you can stay as long as you want—”

“YES, I GET IT! NOW SHUT UP!” Great, now he’s screaming. His mother would probably lecture him again about dealing with his anger issues, and that’s not fair because this is completely Eren’s fault for being so fucking sappy and cringe. He’s already talking about marrying you when he can’t even decide what to wear for his first date!

But Armin, standing abruptly from his chair, blushes to his toes. His sapphire eyes are seconds away from popping out of their sockets. For a moment, they both just exchange stares but the second Armin’s thin lips twitch in a smile, their boisterous waves of laughter fill the room.

“Are we being gay right now?” Eren says, eyes turning glassy from how much he’s guffawing.

“Shut up.” Armin gives him a light kick on the shin. “Even if I were into dicks, I wouldn’t date you.”

“Really? Why not?”

“Seriously? You’re gonna ask me that question?” He flatly replies. “Gonna make us sound even gayer?”

“What, I’m a charming man.”

“You’re an asshole.” But the tiny smile Armin displays on his face is filled with nothing but the fondness he held for the man. “You don’t have to fuss about your outfit, man. You’ll look good no matter what you wear. Just be yourself.”

“Be myself?” Eren snorts. “You want me to be myself? I’m a fucking idiot.”

“True, but she has a bimbo kink.” After his little lash-out, Armin decides that he’s going to go all out at supporting his best mate today. “The stupidest you act, the horniest she gets.”

“That’s not reassuring in the slightest,” Eren grimaces. 

“Eren,” Armin puts pressure on his voice. “You’re an amazing guy, okay? You’re kind, you’re courageous, you’re funny and sweet even though you can also be annoying as fuck sometimes.”

The corner of the brunette’s mouth quirks up, an impish glint in his eyes. “Sometimes?”

“All the time,” Armin corrects with a playful roll of his eyes. “But you know, if someone as cranky as me can stand your corny ass for five years, I’m sure she would love you. I’d rather die to admit this so I’ll just say this once.” He stops tapping against his keyboards, turning around to face the other man. “You’re the greatest guy I know. So have faith in yourself. You got this.”

Armin was so serious when he said it. It was like he was trying to convince Eren to jump over a cliff to save his life when it’s really just about him choosing whether he should go with a gray shirt or a black tee. “Wow,” Eren responds, rubbing the tip of his nose. “I didn’t see that coming. The blonde boy promptly turns back to his computer, keeping himself busy as his brain couldn’t form a witty comeback to say. “So, like…” Eren begins. “Do you wanna make-out or—” He’s hit right on the face by a water bottle.

After going through twenty minutes of trying every attire he owned, Eren falls back to Armin’s bed, his groan muffled by his body pillow. “Fuck, what am I going to do? I don’t want to show up in a hoodie. What do boys usually wear on first dates anyway? What do girls wear?” He gasps when a thought enters his head. “Dude, what if she wears this cute little dress and she ties up her hair in a ponytail so I can see her neck and her baby hairs, and, like—"

“Aaaaand we’re back.” With a last tap on his keyboard, Armin pushes himself away from his desk, leaving his chair. “You want to look good? Fine, come here. I’ll show you how to look good.”

Armin takes a few strides and stops before his wardrobe, sliding the door open with one hand. “You know what’s gonna make a good impression?” He rhetorically asks, standing on his toes as he tries to reach the top drawer. “If you dress up like that dude from Attack on Titan.”

“I don’t know what that is.”

“The fact that I’m still friends with an imbecile like you is beyond me.”

“You literally just cried your eyes out, whining about how scared you were of me leaving you.”

“I didn’t cry!” Armin better be used to his teasing quickly because Eren’s not going to live this down for at least the next five years. “It’s an anime, really good. You might want to stop watching Euphoria sometimes and start watching real shows instead.”

“Now, why you gotta be rude like that.” Eren throws himself on the bed, sitting on its edge. “So, what, he’s the protagonist?” 

“Yeah. He looks just like you. Long hair, green eyes. You even have his iconic man-bun look.”

“Is this guy popular among ladies?”

“Well, they’ve been calling him Zaddy.” Armin shrugs. “Like Daddy but, you know, swagier.”

Eren’s face contorts in repulsion. “Is he a dad? I don’t want to dress up like a fat older man, bro, come on now.”

Eren is the exact reason why Armin’s mother is getting more persistent in scheduling another appointment with his therapist these days. “I mean like Daddy in the sheets, you dumbass! Not actual daddy. Well, actually, according to one theory, he is the father of—”

“I literally don’t have time to keep up with you, Armin. I’ve got a date in less than three hours.”

“Rude,” he snorts, throwing a pack of clothes still sealed inside a plastic bag. “Here. I’ve ordered this for our next anime conference but desperate times call for desperate measures, so…” He rips open the package, tossing him a beige shirt with string tassels at the collar, a pair of dark pants, and a simple black mantle. “Try them on.”

With a frown, Eren shucks off his black band tee and wears the beige shirt. Armin watches him put on his mantle with his eyebrows furrowed and his arms folded neatly on his chest, scrutinizing every little detail. “Okay, good,” Armin comments, standing right behind his friend as they both stare at their reflections in the standing mirror. “Now, raise your right hand in the air. We can add some fake wound and blood dripping down your palm later—”

“What the fuck—“

“Ssh sshh sshh, just bear with me for a second.” Armin is in his serious mode right now, and if there is one thing Eren has learned from befriending him for five years is you don’t fuck with Armin when he’s being this focused. “Now, do a frown.” Eren isn’t frowning in anger; he’s frowning in confusion because what the fuck are they even doing? It seems good enough for Armin either way. “Perfect.” The blonde boy snaps his fingers in the air. “Now say, in the deepest voice possible, ‘It’s because I was born into this world.’”

Eren draws the longest exhale. Staring flatly at the mirror, he repeats, “It’s because I was born into this world.”

“Fuck, yeah, that’s it!” Armin shouts, punching the air in victory. “Holy shit, dude, we are so gonna win the next cosplay event—”

“Jesus Christ, Armin, I’m running out of time here!”

“Okay, okay, geez.” Randomly picking up one of the shirts and jackets Eren had brought into his room, he pushes them against the other boy’s chest. “Here.”

Eren narrows his eyes suspiciously. “You really think this is okay?”

“Look, Eren, what’s important is not what you wear, but how you act in front of her. Come here, let me teach you.” Armin provides him with a little demonstration as he gives out his instructions. “Follow me. Stand with your feet close together like this.” Eren follows with an eyebrow raised in question. “Yep, like that. Now stretch both arms out to your sides, held parallel to the ground. That’s it.”

Eren blinks in confusion. “What am I doing?”

“You’re T-Posing. To assert dominance. Show that bitch who fucking owns her.”

“I’m literally never going to talk to you again.”

***

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Huge thanks to Aleks and Nissa for beta-reading this chapter for me. I love you guys forever ❤️

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[melishade]

Number 30?

This ask game

Coming across the ruins of Liberio in the Dark Timeline.

TW vomit. TW Blood. TW death. TW...everything. TBH

"This is...Liberio..." The Survey Corps and Optimus heard Zeke's words before turning their attention back to the sight before them. The buildings were trampled, turned to powder. Blood stained the ground, ensuring nothing could grow again. Limbs were scattered everywhere, either charred, or mutilated from bite marks, or...both. The wall of the internment zone was torn down, and both the outside...and the inside were destroyed. Liberio. Marleyan, Elidan, it didn't matter. Everyone suffered. Everyone died.

"No...," Pieck gawked before screaming, "NO!" She bolted towards the ruin and rubble, ignoring the cries of Magath. Mikasa quickly ran after her and grabbed her arms before she bit down and transformed into a titan.

"Let go! LET GO! DAD! DAD WHERE ARE YOU?! DAD!" Pieck hollered.

Pieck continued screaming as Reiner fell to his knees. Reiner's heart couldn't take it. He couldn't take seeing the sight before him. His home was trampled to the ground. Just like he had done to different nations, to Paradis. Part of him knew that he deserved it. He deserved to be living in this nightmare. Was it a nightmare? No. This had to be reality. His home was destroyed. His people were dead. His mom. Gabi, Falco, Udo, Zofia, Annie, Porco, his aunt, uncle, everyone he swore to liberate! He swore to protect them! He failed! And he couldn't hold it in!

Reiner covered his mouth to stop the bile from coming out of him, but it was too late. He vomited what little he had to eat and more onto his hands and onto the dirt. The blood-stained dirt mixed with the vomit on his hands, and the titan shifter could help but let out a loud scream of despair. This wasn't a nightmare. It was reality. It was hell. His personal hell for his sins.

Magath didn't know what to do, what to say. He turned his attention to Zeke, but the titan shifter looked so catatonic. Blue tears streamed down his face, but he didn't say a word. He saw Pieck fall to her knees, with the Ackerman now embracing her. She still tried to get out of Mikasa's grip, but she was expending more energy trying to do so. Mikasa looked so remorseful as she did her best to embrace her, but Pieck didn't seem to notice, nor care.

Wait...Magath turned his attention to the rest of the Devi-!...the Survey Corps. They looked so remorseful. So sad. They pitied the warriors before them. They...understood them. Magath glanced up at the Metal Titan before him, and saw that his fists were clenched. His battle mask was up, and his eyes, those bright blue eyes just looked so angry...and so guilty. Well...he should be! He brought this onto them! He brought this trouble to their door! He...was trying to help stop this threat. Magath noticed the way the titan's fists unclenched before looking directly at him.

"Where is the science division?" Optimus asked him.

"...it should be this way." Magath pointed towards...well from what he could remember, down the street. There was nothing he could do for the Warriors now. This was the only thing he could do.

Eren felt dizzy at the sight before him. Was this what was really going to happen if he activated the Rumbling? When he soared above the clouds, was this the actual sight below? Death and destruction? Caused by someone who didn't even value freedom? Just logic? Eren shook his head. No. He didn't want this. He didn't want to do this. He didn't want to be apart of this nightmare and cause more of it. Forget the Rumbling. Forget the destruction of the outside world. He didn't want it. Not anymore. He didn't want this vile death and destruction for people who didn't deserve it. He didn't want to become it. He was going to be better than it. He swore it.

The moment he made that resolve, the memory of Optimus' death at his hands disappeared from his mind.

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[fromriches-tosin]

Here's some postwar thoughts:

-Levi passed out immediately after his comrades vanish, his body basically shutting down, and the Cadets all freak out, thinking they're going to lose Levi when he's made it this far! It hits Connie pretty hard because I imagine that poor kid is blaming himself for Levi's current state.

-They all sleep near eachother for a Long time. First in Levi's tent while he's recovering, then eventually under the same roof. They do this so when one of them wakes up from nightmares, they can see that everyone is alive. I imagine this lasts for almost 8 months to a year after the rumbling since they all went through so much. I imagine Levi and Reiner bond over being the two with most nightmares (oof).

- Of course, over time they start to heal and even find love. Levi being a protective father worried sits each one of the potential suitors down and makes sure he think they're worthy of his kids the cadets, even if it's between eachother (i.e ReiJean). No body isn't vibe checked by Levi.

-Eventually Levi and Annie talk of course (likely when hes seeing if she deserves Armin) and they have talks that should have been had years ago. Levi doesn't hate her, but he also doesn't exactly forgive her either.

-Weddings? They're all at eachothers. Sometimes just as guests, sometimes as best men/Maid of honors, or maybe even officiating. I like to imagine Levi walked Jean down the aisle eventually once he and Reiner marry.

-About 6 years after the rumbling, thr cadets all pool money together and buy Levi his teashop. This is the only time Levi ever cried INFRONT of the cadets and it wasn't because of a nightmare. I like to think they're all fairly regular or working there (batista Jean anybody?)

-Kids start coming around? Everyone is going to meet the kids, adopted or otherwise. And yes, they're all Aunt/Uncle to eachothers kids.

-Levi finds love? You bet all the cadets are now going to vibe check HIS s/o to make sure they're worthy of their Captain Dad. Partly as payback though too though. Levi is a little embarrassed but touched.

-Once they're lives all settle, they start to have what is essentially a family reunion/backyard BBQ every so often. These end up being everyone's favorite days because of how far they have all come. Sometimes it feels like someone is missing, but Jean likes to think this is what Eren wanted for them, even if his means were terrible.

Basically this is me spreading my found family/Dadvi agenda into the void.

More dad!Levi, hell yeah!!

I love all of that. Especially the idea of Levi and Reiner bonding – that's something I never really explored, and you have just given me some ideas. Just imagine the two of them sitting around a campfire at night, unable to fall asleep because of their nightmares. Reiner keeps sneaking careful glances in the direction where Jean is murmuring something in his sleep. Levi notices that and scolds him for thinking he's being sneaky. But eventually he warms up to Reiner enough to give him some very short and specific pointers on how to approach Jean if he's really being serious about wooing him.

He gives the most terrifying shovel talks.

Oh, Levi's conversation with Annie is something I'd love to witness. Jean forgave Reiner, Connie was able to forgive Gabi too, but Levi needs time – he can't help but see his dead comrades whenever he looks Annie in the eyes. I agree that he doesn't hate her. Levi is not someone to waste time on such emotions (Zeke is the exception that proves the rule). He knows why Annie did what she did. But it doesn't change the fact that Levi's loyalty still lies with Eld and the rest.

Jean is secretly terrified of the idea of a "traditional" wedding, especially the part about him being walked down the aisle. He agrees to do that only because Levi seems to be oddly invested in the whole thing. Jean realizes Levi wants to be included, and he would never refuse him. Oh, and the teashop! I love the idea of them working together again. Levi barking quiet orders, Jean sweating to get everything done as requested. Levi is as serious about his tea business as he was about the Titan slaying.

In general: yes, yes, yes to everything. 💜💜

#thanks for the ask ✨ #reijean #reiner x jean #veecanons

[dont-f-with-moogles]

Attack on Titan AU Christmas Headcanons

Some headcanons I thought of, concerning how the gang all spend Christmas (AU where they actually celebrate it)

Eren - Zeke ends up coming to stay with the Jaegers because his mum has gone away with her new boyfriend. Carla and Grisha attempt to keep the boys from arguing by getting them to help with dinner. However, they constantly wind each other up, even during after dinner games. In the end Carla tells them both off. For gifts, she gets them both nice jumpers (she wants Zeke to feel included) and they have to wear them when visiting extended family and friends. Eren is horrified when they have to go see Mr Shadis (as he’s his Home Room/maths teacher). Eren spends the entire holiday texting Mikasa and Armin about how furious he is with his stupid family.

Mikasa - had been expecting a quiet Christmas with her parents but then Grandpa Ackerman turned up. Mikasa’s parents were worried at first - Grandpa Ackerman does not get turned away when he invites himself over. He carries himself with the swagger of a mafia boss. Panicking, Mikasa’s parents scrabble around to make their dinner stretch to four people. The three of them endure some terrifying stories about Grandpa Ackerman’s youth - many involving kidnapping. Mikasa updates her group chat with Eren and Armin who find each tale very entertaining. In the morning, Grandpa Ackerman disappears, leaving Mikasa’s parents bewildered.

Armin - as his parents are normally almost always out of town working, they come home for Christmas. They insist on cooking but Armin’s Grandpa prepares the meal when it all goes wrong. The final spread is incredible and after dinner they play a long, civilised game of Trivial Pursuit.

Jean - spends the day sulking in his room as his presents were a combination of practical items and outdated clothes - nothing remotely similar to what he had asked for. His father hints that he should help out with the meal prep but Jean slinks away and plays on his Xbox to avoid being drawn into it. His father also disappears off with a beer, leaving Mrs Kirchstein to prepare everything. Jean falls into an even deeper melancholy when everyone on the main group chat stops responding to his messages.

Sasha - is banned from the kitchen before Christmas dinner. All the food for Christmas Day has been locked away. She gets her younger siblings to steal for her and ends up being told off by her father. After dinner the whole family goes for a walk across their farmland but Sasha stays in her room, on her phone. When the others return, she has continued picking at leftovers and has fallen into a food coma. She awakes to discover they have started on presents and Christmas pudding without her, and is furious. The next day, Sasha has a second Christmas dinner with Niccolo and his family.

Connie - really enjoys Christmas. Presents always cause a lot of excitement and chaos among his younger siblings. Connie is really patient with the younger ones and keeps them entertained all day.

Christa & Ymir - Christa’s father has recently got in contact with her and she gets invited to spend Christmas with his family. As she is nervous Christa invites Ymir, who has no plans. In fact, Ymir has never revealed anything about her family or homelife to anyone. Christa meets her father, stepmother, uncle, half sister and 3 half brothers (one of whom is a baby). Their Christmas is incredibly formal and conservative; the entire family goes to church in the morning, followed by a lavish meal and presents afterwards. Christa is embarrassed by how much the family has spent on her gifts. She decides to share the presents with her mother (along with all the other food and things she has taken from their house). Christa’s mother could not make the meal as she had had to work in the restaurant over Christmas and was only able to grab a meagre meal with colleagues. 

Reiner - spends Christmas with his aunt, uncle, cousins and mother. The Brauns tend to be fairly fiery and Reiner inadvertently gives a few opinions which then ignite an argument. This gets out of hand as his relatives continue to drink more. He escapes upstairs to the guest room he is staying in. Gabi finds him but after a while he even becomes tired of her energy and keeps himself to himself during the remainder of the visit. When his friends ask about his Christmas he lies and says it was really good.

Bertolto - has a quiet Christmas day with his parents. The highlight of his holiday is receiving a rare text from Annie after he messaged her to have a nice Christmas (Annie: “you too”).

Annie - spends Christmas with her father. The pair of them enjoy their traditions of going for a long walk through their woods and nearby park, followed by all their favourite food on Christmas Day. The day after they always go to watch a football game together.

Hange - is a school boarder but has to go home to stay with her parents over the holidays. She reluctantly goes to church with them (they are Wallists) and endures their conservative opinions, critical comments about her appearance, the way she carries herself etc. Hange is almost bored to tears over their obsession with the vegetables they have grown and pickled especially for the occasion. Her only lifeline is talking to Levi on Skype/Facetime in the evenings. She counts down the days until she can go back to school.

Levi - Before the holidays, the others prepare a cake and presents in the Scouts’ headquarters/classroom. Hange and Miche coerce Levi into attending his own birthday party. His reluctance is due to the fuss and mess which parties create. Levi and Hange have a tradition of eating dinner together and swapping birthday/Christmas presents on the 24th (before her parents pick her up). Levi spends Christmas Day by himself. He works out; goes for a scenic walk into town to look at cleaning appliances; buys some tea; cleans both his and Hange’s apartments; makes tea and reads until he falls asleep (i.e like any typical free day). 

#headcanons #eren jaeger #mikasa ackerman #armin arlert #jean kirschtein #sasha braus #connie springer #christa lenz #historia reiss #ymir #reiner braun #bertolt hoover #annie leonhart #hange zoe #levi ackerman #ymir x historia #levi x hange #bertolt x annie #sasha x niccolo #attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #happy christmas

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You know the drill by now. Marley incorrect quotes. They're funny. Part 9.

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Mikasa: How long does your ideal hug last?

Historia: 38-45 minutes

Mikasa: That's really impractical

Historia: You said ideal, not realistic!

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Zeke, writing a letter to Magath:

Dear Commander,

ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?????

Kindest regards, Zeke

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Mikasa, about Eren: I can excuse terrorism but I draw the line at mass murder

Falco: You can excuse terrorism ??

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Gabi: Thanks for always giving me great advice Commander, even if I don’t always use it.

Commander Magath: You actually never use it.

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Eren: It's not my fault dad likes me better than he likes you

Zeke: Oh, don't flatter yourself. Dad likes everyone better than he likes me

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Annie: I have a big announcement, everybody! Armin and I-

Sasha: Omg, you're pregnant??

Eren: Congratulations !

Connie: I'm so excited to find out if I'm gonna be an aunt or an uncle!

Annie: What? No, stop that. Armin and I bought fake beards, glasses and monkey plushies, we're gonna make Historia believe she has even more far removed psycho relatives lol

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Eren: What happens when you die?

Zeke: Your soul goes into paths

Eren: No, I mean - when you die, do I get your stuff?

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Ymir: I want us to be more than friends

Historia, clapping her hands excitedly: BEST friends??!

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Eren: *stoned out of his mind* I'm hungry

Carla Yaeger: I'm disappointed in you

Eren: Grilled cheese

Carla: What?

Eren: Grill me a cheese

Carla: I'm not doing that!

Eren: *starts crying*

Carla: Oh, for God's sake

*Cut to Carla making him a grilled cheese*

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Falco: Merry day before Christmas!!

Porco: It's called eve

Falco: Oh sorry. Merry day before eve!!

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Eren fighting the Warhammer Titan: Call an ambulance!

Eren unplugging Lara Tybur from her titan: BUT NOT FOR ME!!

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Porco: Tits or ass?

Reiner: Uhhh

Bertholt : ✨personality✨

Porco: It's not about which one you think is your best quality, Bertholt

Ymir: Ass.

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Historia, wearing cat ears and drawn on whiskers: Zeke, where are your whiskers ?

Zeke, also wearing cat ears: Ask again and you'll be down to eight lives.

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Gabi, to Falco: Oh please. Do you really think that disapproving glare works on me after all the times I've seen it?

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Historia, after learning of Ymir's death: Maybe because you're skinny, and maybe because you're pretty, you're used to getting away with things. But I want you to know that your actions have an affect on others, and I hate you, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you are a horrible person doesn't make you less of a horrible person.

Porco:

Porco: *blushing* You think I'm pretty?

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Mikasa: Right now I don't know if I want to kiss you or shove you off a bridge.

Eren: Can I pick?

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Eren: I finally figured out what's been missing from my life.

Eren, pulling away the red curtain to reveal the Yeagerists: It's henchmen

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Gabi, about Reiner: What does being claustrophobic mean?

Falco: It means he's scared of Santa Claus

Reiner: No, it doesn't!

Gabi: Oh oh oh!

Colt: Stop it Gabi, you're scaring him!

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Grisha: So you believe in God?

Hannes: Yeah, I do.

Grisha: Ahah, that's so stupid.

Hannes: Well, what do YOU believe in?

Grisha: That there is a millenia old mute teenager hanging around in a parallel plane of existence building up titans and reconstructing my arms when I get injured, all that with only magic sand and not a drop of water. There's no food there but it's fine because she's dead anyways. Also she's everyone's ancestor and if she allows you to you can talk in everyone's heads. She gained the ability to transform into a 120 meters tall skeletal monstrosity after a weird underground worm grafted itself onto her spine. You too can gain that ability by eating people!

Hannes: I... Okay. I'm just... Gonna leave now...

Grisha, loudly, at Hannes' retreating form: I DID IT BY THE WAY. I ATE PEOPLE AND WILL DO IT AGAIN.

Grisha: For the greater good, of course.

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Yelena: So there I was, burying a Marleyan in the garden in a nightgown and slutty fishnet pantyhose...

Eren: And you think that's a normal Saturday morning activity?

Yelena: Well you gotta bury them somewhere!

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Floch: Is it ok if I use gendered terms?

Yelena: Sure... Whatever

Floch: Fuck you.

Yelena: Where was the gendered term?

Floch: In your mom

Yelena:

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Falco: Hi! How's it going?

Gabi: I don't know... I feel weird. *touches her arm* when I touch there it hurts.

Gabi: *touches her head* and when I touch there it hurts

Gabi: *touches her leg* and there too...

Gabi: *touches her shoulder* and it hurts as well...

Falco:

Falco, grabbing her hand: Gabi, your finger is broken.

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Historia: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.

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Eren, about Ymir and Annie: My god, would you two just get a room already?

Annie: Excuse me??

Eren: You both just keep agreeing about horrifying things and relishing in everybody else's misery. So seriously, when's the wedding?

Ymir:

Historia:

Armin:

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*S1*

Eren: I'm having a really hard time, I just lost my mother.

Reiner: I'm sorry, do you want me to help you go look for her?

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Grisha: Would you like to know the quickest way to a man's heart?

Carla: *twirling her hair* Go on?

Grisha: Bilateral incision to the upper left region of the sternum.

Carla: What the fuck

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Sasha: So how do you ask someone out?

Eren: Well, first-

Mikasa: Don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot.

Eren: ...You said yes though?

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Sasha, to Connie: You're starting to forget your Spanish because you don't practice

Connie: Lo siento. Estoy embarazado.

Sasha: You just told me you're pregnant.

Jean: Congratulations Connie, you're glowing!

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Armin: Thanks to Duolingo, I can ask someone if they're a horse but can't tell people what my name is in French

Jean: Ask me if I'm a horse. I dare you.

Armin: Tu es un cheval?

Jean: Nay

Armin: Oh you-

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Levi, getting enrolled into the Survey Corps: You kill people for money??

Erwin: Look, it's not THAT extreme, we only do it when there's no other-

Levi: And all this time I've been doing it for free like a chump!

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Gabi, a big smile on her face: You have to be the worst driver I've ever seen. How the hell did you get a licence?

Sasha:

Falco, appearing from the backseat discheveled: Please tell me you have a licence

Sasha:

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Gabi, her ear stuck to the door: I can hear three -no wait maybe, maybe four of them?

Gabi: They're talking about whether Kylie Jenner would make a good mother

*Reiner, Annie, Marcel and Porco's conversation gets heated*

Gabi: The consensus seems to be "no"

Falco: Well, that's why I'm a Chloe man

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Yelena: So does your friend... Mikasa, know about our plans?

Eren: Of course! Mikasa is in the known of all my plans, I heavily imply those to her all the time!

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Jean: I have no fears!

Historia: What if you wake up one day and Eren is taller than you?

Jean: I have one fear.

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Zeke: What now, you just turn tail on the family business?

Eren: Nothing says family quite like the whole family being dead

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Hange: May I get you anything to drink, Eren?

S1 Eren: The tears of titans wrenched from their bodies as their bones are crushed.

Hange: We have jasmine tea.

Eren: Oh, jasmine. Yes, please.

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Eren, to the 104th: If I die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucking party and you're all invited

Armin: If

Annie: Great, the only party I've ever been invited to and he might not even die

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Marcel: Why do people have quiet respectful funerals? When I die I want my ashes mixed with glitter and packed tightly into a coffin and then they blow up the coffin with explosives so glitter rains down on the guests while blasting "thanks for the memories" by fall out boy

Porco: Jesus god almighty

Marcel: Dare tell me you wouldn't want to go to that kind of funeral. Come on.

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Gabi: So can you take me to the ice cream store? Reiner said no

Porco: Well if Reiner said no then why should I say yes?

Gabi: Because he's not the boss of you!

Porco: *realises it's a trap*

Porco:

Porco: *getting up* Go get your stuff

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Porco, in a high-pitched voice, holding Barbie: Hey, Ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!

Gabi, in a deep voice, holding Ken: Nonsense, Barbie. You’re staying home and having my kids.

Zeke: What the fuck are you guys doing?

Porco: Playing systemic oppression.

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Reiner: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!

Porco: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Gabi, go find out if that airship can catch fire!

Reiner: You're a bad influence.

Porco: And you don't know your sayings.

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Marcel: You’ve heard of Netflix and Chill, now get ready for…

Marcel: ...IMAX and climax!

Pieck: Blockbuster and Cockthruster.

Porco: Hulu and Woohoo?

Zeke: Amazon Prime and Sexy Time!

Reiner: Church and repentance.

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Gabi: Yeah, like your family is so perfect! Your brother's a pervert!

Eren: Don't talk to me about the sexual habits of family members, what about your cousin?

Gabi: Reiner has been through a lot...

Eren: ...yeah, of dick!

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Reiner, covering Gabi's ears with his hands: Honestly I would be offended on my own behalf but WHY ARE YOU TALKING THIS WAY TO A TWELVE YEAR OLD??

Eren: When I was her age I was running for my life and slaughtering grown men. She'll be fine.

Reiner: You are not even REMOTELY what I would call "fine"

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Bertholt: You're so pretty

Annie: r u flirting with me

Bertholt: Yeah

Annie: dont ever do it again

Bertholt: Sorry

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Floch: It's been a tough year

Yelena: It's the first week of January

Floch: Your point?

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Mikasa: I mean, to be fair, we did organize a hostile takeover of our government, start a rebellion, invade his home, blow up his home, engage in technical terrorism, involving MULTIPLE sentient titans and A LOT of explosives, blow up his train, kill a bunch of his men, blow up his ship, shot him, shot him again and killed him. I'd be stressed too.

Mikasa: Well, if my ability to feel emotions hadn't been irrevocably numbed over a thousand times over.

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Gabi: *holding acorn* What's this?

Connie: A tree

Gabi: Really?

Connie: In a nutshell, yes.

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Levi: Were you dropped on your head as a child?

Historia: Bold of you to assume I was even held!

Mikasa: Historia, we've talked about this

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Hange: What did you two do?

Mikasa:

Armin:

Hange, whispering: You're not in trouble. I just need to know if I have to lie to the Yeagerists again or not.

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Zeke: Aww Pieck, you had a crush on me, that's sooo embarrassing!

Pieck: We're literally married.

Zeke: Still.

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Colt: I told you not to wear it in the shower!

Falco, holding a soggy Burger King crown: I don’t need a lecture right now, okay? I need emotional support

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Eren: I love hearing Mikasa shouting at someone else. It makes for such a nice change.

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Levi: It'll take a lot more than trying to kill Hange with a hammer to make her wanna run away.

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Pieck: Are you single?

Marcel: "single" is the word the government created to give Americans tax disadvantages. If you're asking me if I'm lonely the answer is yes

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Eren: Are you alright?

Reiner: I'm gonna start charging people money for asking me that.

Eren: Oh, sorry. I meant it in a sarcastic way.

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*Mikasa is at a weaponsmith's exhibit, looking at all the pretty knives*

Eren: She's like a kid in a candy store

Armin: A butcher at a slaughterhouse perhaps

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Zeke: *in paths, making his grand speech about how Eldians need to be exterminated for there to be true peace*

Eren: Stop talking, please, this is just embarrassing.

Zeke: Stop me yourself, coward

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Grisha: *sending a message to Zeke of him standing in an empty field with the caption "I thought you'd like to know that I'm outstanding in my field"*

Zeke, texting back: Tf u gt data cover in Hel? 😳

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Erwin, texting: How make chicken

Levi, also texting: What

Erwin: Where buy chicken

Levi: Erwin this isn't google

Erwin: Avacoda

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Zeke, texting: fr eren giv paths bac u suk 😠🖕🏻

Eren, also texting: What, so you can forcibly mutilate our people for an uncaring and selfish nation who will never even recognise what you did for them? No way in hell I'm doing that bro.

Zeke: your anoyin

Eren: *you're

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Zeke, texting: h3y hru 😙

Pieck, also texting: Where are you? I'm at the front desk of the grocery store, please don't make me ask them to call you here.

Zeke: im coming. wat u think abt sover8y of the hi2ry ppl fro this mor9 gen meet? 🤔🤓

Pieck: What? Do you mean "What do I think about the sovereignty of the Hitoury people from this morning's general meeting"? Why are you asking me this by text?

Zeke: ya

Zeke: luv u bby c u lat3r <3 😘😍

Pieck: Please stop texting like a lovesick illiterate 13 year old girl.

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Sasha, texting Connie: Evil gang 😈

Sasha: Evil gang 😈

Sasha: Evil gang 😈

Sasha: Ily

Connie: Ily 2 bro <3

Connie: Evil gang 😈

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Jean, texting: You are in a realm by yourself, the laughing stock of your village. You are a comedic vessel that has no port or harbor, a joke of a wanderer with no destination.

Reiner, texting back: I think u have the wrong number

Jean: is this eren?

Reiner: no

Jean: My bad

Jean: 👍

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Porco: Well clearly you don't own an ✨air fryer✨

Gabi: Why are y'all frying air?!

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Zeke, to Mikasa: Oh please, don't be so dramatic. If I'm really as evil as you say then may God strike me where I stand...

*lightning strikes*

Zeke, looking at the charred piece of ground 1 meter away from him:

Zeke: HA!! Nice try, jackass! Next time, give it your A-game!

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Sasha: I mean, to be stab-worthy, you know? It's, uh...

Sasha: It's kind of a compliment

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Ymir: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

Armin: IT. I threw the remote at my tv when the clown showed up. Never again.

Historia: Annabelle

Eren: Paranormal Activity

Annie: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the lyrics.

Mikasa: That time me and Eren got kidnapped.

Historia: That time you got WHAT

Ymir: That's not even a movie.

Mikasa: Still.

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*Eren sneaking back into his bedroom after a night of plotting war crimes*

Levi, flicking the light on: Mind telling me where you've been all night?

Eren: I was... Going over some plans with Commander Hange

Hange, turning around dramatically in Eren's chair: Wanna try that one again?

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*During the time they were waiting for Eren*

Hange, to the pitch black room: If chickens were big enough to eat us do you think they would?

Levi: Hange, it's 4 AM. I don't have the patience for that kind of conversation.

Hange: What if you gave them titan serum, would they grow bigger?

Levi: Hange.

Hange: How do we know regular chickens don't already have a taste for our blood? Maybe they just play coy and innocent, until the day we're at their mercy, and then BAM!

Levi: They're vegetarian, Hange. They eat grain.

Hange: But are we sure of that?? I mean, we deduce an animal's diet by what they eat in the wild, correct? Chickens have so long been domesticated we forgot what they're truly after. Plus, look at those sharp beaks and scary teeth, that can tear meat off surely.

Levi: You're mixing that up with geese. Chickens don't have teeth.

Hange: Really? When was the last time you looked at a chicken, Levi?

Levi: I-...

Hange:

Levi:

Levi: Okay, but have you ever heard the french idiom "when chickens will grow teeth"? That proves chickens presently don't have teeth!

Hange: Or maybe they do, and everything we've ever said will never come to pass is actually gonna happen because we live in the worst timeline. Think about it, when was the last time you had a moment where you were genuinely calm, at peace and sure everything would turn out well?

Levi: When I had my tea yesterday, it was very early in the morning and all the brats were away.

Hange: ...Or maybe they grew their teeth in secret and they're hiding it from us!

Levi: Chickens aren't even smart enough for that!

Hange: ...Again, do you speak with a lot of chickens?

Levi:

Hange: I'd much rather speak with chickens than most of my trainees, to be honest.

Levi: Ha, true.

Hange:

Levi:

Hange: But do you think if chicken were big enough to eat us-

Levi: Hange, shut up.

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Porco: You know, I used to be really against organ transplants.

Porco: And then I had a change of heart

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Gabi: Ok, I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.

Pieck: I witnessed the dumb stuff.

Porco: I recorded the dumb stuff.

Falco: I joined in on the dumb stuff.

Reiner: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

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Reiner: You should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

Eren: You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

Reiner: So what if I do?

Eren: *blushes*

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Reiner: I love Star Wars

Sasha: Hello there

Reiner: Ahah hey what's up

Sasha:

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Historia: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.

Eren: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.

Ymir: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.

Levi, on his walkie talkie: This is Captain Levi, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Zeke: You ruined my life!

Grisha: How could I have done that?! I wasn't even there!

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*After the Paradisians retook Shiganshina*

Zeke, still growing his limbs back: All in all, a 100% successful trip

Reiner: But we lost Bertholt.

Zeke: All in all, a 100% successful trip!

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*Isabel Magnolia left the Survey Corps and is trying to make a living selling goods on the street*

Levi: What are you selling?

Isabel: Hats…what are you doing?

Levi: You are now selling quality piles of ashes!

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Gabi: I'd like everybody to take a moment and think back to a time when they did something stupid, how they were treated, and how they wished they were treated.

Commander Magath: What the HELL did you do?

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Armin: Annie, I need to talk to you about something important.

Annie: That building was already on fire when I got there.

Armin: What?

Annie: What?

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Connie, to Hange: Of course you shouldn't try to ride a Titan like a bull! Respectfully, Commander, any idiot would know that!

Sasha: I knew that!

Connie: See?!

Sasha:

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Eren: *going off on his own and doing some wild thing*

Hange: What the hell are you doing?

Eren: I'm Eren-ing (ironing) this plan's kinks out!

Hange: What?! No, no, uh-uh! You're not turning yourself into a verb, I won't allow it!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Zofia: Man, I only ever see you awake, do you ever shut down or stop running?

Gabi: Oh, I’m always running

Gabi: The question is from what

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Commander Magath: GABI! I KNOW YOU'RE THE ONE WHO SWITCHED ALL THE CARTRIDGES OF MY COLORED PENS!

Gabi: Welp! Gotta go!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Reiner: Did they hurt you?

Bertholt : No, no, I'm fine. Did YOU get hurt?

Reiner: Who cares?!

Bertholt : I do!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Historia: I mean, accidents don't just happen... You know... Accidentally...

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Armin: thank you, ancestors, for passing down detailed and cautious instructions on how not to get seduced and stolen away by mischievous female spirits, which I have lovingly transformed into How To Find Me a Wife Real Quick manual

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Falco: Porco is hard to figure out. Who knows what he's really thinking.

Zeke: Hey, Porco, whachya thinking about?

Porco: Frogs.

Zeke: He's thinking about frogs.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Historia, giggling: Hey Armin, why can't a koala be a bear?

Armin, reading a book: Because they're marsupials

Sasha, also giggling: bECaUse THey'Re mArsUPiaLS

Historia: NO! It's because they don't have the right koalifications!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Pieck: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.

Zeke: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.

Pieck: Th-that's not how that works-

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Reiner: Oh yeah? Well at least I know how to read.

Porco: What?

Reiner: You made fun of me for reading comic books. Well, at least I know how to read.

Porco: What are you talking about?

Reiner: We were by the swing sets on the North side of the training camp.

Porco: You mean when we were ten?! That was a whole decade ago!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Eren: Mikasa Ackerman, I need you.

Mikasa: For?

Eren: Ever

Mikasa, voice cracking: Oh.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Pieck: I just need to hear those three words from you.

Zeke: I love you.

Pieck: Try again.

Zeke, grumbling: I will behave.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Falco: Man, sure is dark in here

Gabi:

Falco: I'm not scared or anything

Gabi:

Falco: I mean who is scared of the dark these days? Not me no sir

Gabi: Do you want me to hold your hand?

Falco: Yes please.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Levi: I fear no man. But that thing...

*Connie trying to slurp spilled vodka off the carpet while Sasha is desperately trying to hold him back*

Levi: It scares me.

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Commander Magath: And, I'm gonna have to shut down this whole operation

Gabi: But why?!

Commander Magath: Because, Gabi, I can't have you sell your baby teeth as a "magic titan remedy" behind the government's back!

Gabi: *grumbles*

Falco: But they're not even hers!

Commander Magath: They're not- WHAT?!

_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _

Zeke: I'm giving head to Porco for his birthday, t'was a pain to track down his first grade teacher!

Reiner:

Pieck: ʷʰᵃᵗ

Reiner: Zeke, what do you think "giving head" means?

Zeke: Giving your friends the head of their worst enemy on a silver platter, of course, why, what does it mean?

Pieck: Well, uh...

*Later*

Zeke: Frankly I'm disappointed

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Fun fact: this took two notes sheets (around 17500 characters. Longest yet!)

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I remember thinking it would be funny if as the days of the week went by, Armins body starts to have a physical reaction to the stress he’s feeling so this is was what I had:

- Monday; wakes up late and start of his back rash, Tuesday; back rash has spread from his right shoulder to his left. He wakes up and finds he has a giant pimple on his nose. Wednesday; back rash has now spread to his middle back (very itchy!!). Jams his pinky finger in the classroom door which results in him having to wear a cast. Thursday; back rash has now spread lower. Breaks his glasses. Friday; pretty sure the rash is spreading elsewhere now, his pimple is about ready to pop, he has a cast on his pinky and hand, is forced to wear contact lenses and ends up getting gum in his hair. Also loses his shit.

Also, I loved this idea of both Eren and Mikasa listening to “Drivers license” by Olivia Rodrigo on repeat because they both think they’ve been broken up with. So after the disaster that was Monday, he decides to go visit his friends after school:

Mikasa

- knocks on the front door of Mikasa’s house and is met by the very tired stare of a father to a teenaged daughter filled with angst. Her dad tells him to come in, where he subsequently hears the bass of what seems to be the bridge of Drivers License. Mikasa’s mother also looks very tired sitting at the kitchen table, where she says to Armin “she hasn’t stopped playing it since last night”. He makes the very daunting walk up the stairs and down the hall to Mikasa’s bedroom where he waits long enough to hear the song end and start again. He knocks and is met by a very puffy Mikasa and a thousand tissues scattered around her bedroom with miss Rodrigo blasting against the walls. He leaves her house with absolutely no answers and a snot stain on his shoulder.

Eren

- goes to Erens place next where hopefully Aunt Carla will ask Armin to stay for dinner because his mom is making tuna casserole at home and the Ackermans had not uttered a single word about dinner invitations after he failed in getting Mikasa to turn the music off. As he stands at the front door he hears the music playing from Erens bedroom because his window is wide open and his room is directly above him. He doesn’t knock, Carla doesn’t care, she’s wearing noise cancelling headphones. To Armins horror Eren doesn’t have his door closed, no, it’s wide open and there he is, laying upside down on his bed, belting the bridge to Drivers License as if he’s the only boy in the world.

Armin goes home that night with less answers than he started with and rumbling of his tummy as he accepts his fate of tuna casserole. The bridge to Drivers License is stuck in his head.

Feel free to add your own ideas if you have any!! I would love to hear if you have any suggestions because you’re my idol when it comes to idiot EMA teenagers 😂😂

Please forgive me because I'm doing talk to text so I'm sure things are going to be misspelled but I'm too excited about this to wait any longer to reply LOL. I love that they're listening to driver's license because at 15 years old, in the US at least, the most those chuckleheads have are there Learners permits and so if they wanted to drive past each other's houses to be dramatic they would have to bring an adult with them. Please imagine if you will e r e n inviting Zeke over and not telling him that the sole purpose of him being there is for him to sit in the passenger seat while e r e n circles mikasa's block.

Also, I'm dying at arman's maladies. The rash spreading over his poor, frail body, his glasses breaking... This boy can't catch a break! And then the tuna casserole on top of that. Why does it feel so canon for Armin's parents to cook the most American Midwest shit? I just know his mom is a connoisseur of the different varieties of condensed cream soup.

Is Jean going to be opportunistic about the breakup or is he planning to bide his time?

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NOTES: Tiny timeskip. More reveals. Levi has had enough of this shit. You’ll see what I mean....

Chapter Five: Visions I Vandalize

Swords clashed. 

Sweat ran down Mikasa’s face. 

“Sasha! Tighten up on your left! Mikasa! Why are you not attacking Sasha’s left?! She’s not guarding it! Annie! Stop going low! I know your signature move!” Levi shouted the entire time they trained, pointing out their every weakness. 

It was helpful, it made them train even harder. 

It had been a fortnight since Eren had left.

There was an anger in Mikasa that had been festering long before things had happened with Eren. The anger at her aunt, her parents, and even her brother were consuming her. 

Why did her aunt have to choose her to be heir? Why did who she married mean so much? And why besides leaving her here did her parents not intervene with Kiyomi? Her father had his dragon. Why did it seem like the only ones who cared were in this castle? Why was she doomed to a life she did not want? 

Why did everyone make decisions for her? 

When would she get a say in her own life?

Her choices were being taken away, even by Eren. 

He had left, running away without even giving her a chance to speak to him again. 

The rage came out as she trained with Sasha and Annie, both of them coming at her at full force. It kept her mind busy so she didn’t have to think about it. 

They were sweating and breathless by the end of it. 

“Sasha, you’re weak on your left side,” Levi announced. “Annie, you keep letting Mikasa use your weight against you. Mikasa, you let your anger blindside you.” 

Levi had been watching their training today, giving them tips. Annie and Sasha were both competing in the tournament at the capital. 

Mikasa hadn’t decided if she was going to compete. She had already angered Kiyomi twice. 

Once for not marrying Zeke. 

The second for bowing to the Jaeger family. 

She wasn’t sure she wanted to risk her anger a third time, no matter how well she might do. Regardless, she was still going to train. She wanted to be prepared for whatever might happen. 

“Again,” Levi commanded. 

Mikasa, Sasha, and Annie took up their stances again.

—--------------

The streets were always filled with people when the Royal Family returned to the capital. 

King’s Landing was in much better shape than it had been when the Fritz family had ruled. 

There were still parts of scorched earth from the dragons but it was healing.

How there were still Fritz supporters, no one understood. 

Eren rode in the carriage again with his brother, their mothers, and the wolves. 

He gazed out the window, people waving as they passed. 

“Eren, are you feeling fine? You’ve barely spoken since we left the North,” Carla asked her son as she smoothed out his hair. 

“I’m fine, Mother,” he muttered, not even bothering to look at her. 

He wasn’t fine. 

Zeke had told him how disappointed Mikasa had looked, how she barely ate. He told Eren to go back, explain himself. 

Eren had refused.

His brother would never understand.

This way, he was saving Mikasa. 

The carriage stopped once they were in the courtyard, the gates closed behind them.

Carla and Dina exited the carriage first, their sons following them, and the wolves after them. 

“Eren, I know you don’t want to talk about it but…”

Eren held his hand up, cutting him off. “I’m fine, Zeke.” 

Zeke looked over at Armin as they went into the castle. 

Armin grabbed Eren’s arm, stopping Eren and Fenrir. “I need to talk to you.”

“Don’t you start,” Eren groaned.

“No, it’s not about you. It’s about me.”

“Is something wrong?” 

“Yes. No. I…I can’t tell you here. I don’t want her reputation ruined.”

“Her?!” Eren exclaimed.

“Keep your voice down!” 

“Armin, what have you been doing?” 

“Besides protecting you? Nothing good,” Armin ran a hand through his hair. 

“Why are you two lurking back here?” Pieck asked as she approached them. “No. Do not tell me. I do not want to know.” 

Pieck Finger was an older knight, closer to Eren’s brother in age. She also could be found among Zeke’s friends and confidants. 

“Hange is looking for you, Armin. They want a debriefing on The North.”

Armin sighed, “of course. Any chance they have thought about holding the position of Captain?” 

“Last I heard they were still saying no. I have tried to talk them into it but no such luck.”

Armin nodded before turning to Eren, “we’ll speak later, yes?” 

Eren nodded, “who is guarding my room tonight?”

In the capital, Eren was heavily guarded after the last attack from the rebels, Grisha had insisted. The North had been safer, no one would cross the Ackermans’ and their dragons. Here was a different story. 

“I believe it is either Reiner or Colt. I am not entirely sure though. You could ask Hange,” Pieck shrugged. 

“I’ll see who’s on duty. I’ll come find you later.”

Eren nodded and Armin walked away. 

“Heard you gave Jean quiet the beating in the North,” Pieck said once Armin had walked away. 

“Of course, you did,” Eren said as he rolled his eyes, walking in the opposite direction as Armin. “Come Fenrir,” he called to the wolf who trotted at his side. 

Pieck trailed behind him.

“It has been so boring without you here. Your bird is very angry you left. He’s been screeching in your room day in and out. He escaped from the aviary shortly after you left. We’ve been having to feed him. Other than that, there’s been nothing exciting here,” Pieck informed him as she caught up with Eren. 

“How is me fighting with Jean exciting?” 

“Because from what I heard, you finally put him in his place. And it was over a girl. Scandalous indeed.” 

Eren rolled his eyes again. “Zeke told you the moment we arrived.” 

“That he did. He also said you made that princess very sad. So what are you going to do about it?” 

“Nothing.” 

“Nothing?” 

“Nothing.” 

Pieck narrowed her eyes, “doesn’t seem like the Eren I know. He fought for everything.” 

“I still do. She has a reputation. I won’t tarnish her.”

“Oh Eren…”

“Do not. Please. I do not want your pity,” Eren said as he walked a little faster. 

Pieck said nothing more to him as she trailed behind him as his guard. 

—----------------------------------

Midnight had not made a mess of Eren’s room which surprised him. 

The crow left out a loud CAW as soon he saw his owner. He landed on Eren’s shoulder. 

Eren petted the crow’s head. “Yes, I missed you as well. You couldn’t wait, could you?” 

“NO,” the crow said. It was one of the few words that the crow knew. Eren had tried to teach him others but the crow only seemed to learn what he wanted, not what Eren wanted. 

“Of course. Having you stay with the ravens is beneath you, it seems.” 

“YES,” the crow replied as he cocked his head to the left.  He hopped off of Eren’s shoulder and landed on Fenrir’s head. The wolf was clearly annoyed but did nothing. “FENRIR!” The crow screeched. 

“You learned his name out of spite, didn’t you?” Eren asked as he began to undo his plate armor. 

“NO!” Midnight exclaimed before flying to his perch. 

Fenrir and Eren shared a look, neither of them believed the bird. 

—-----------

Kenny and Kuchel surveyed the land, looking for any signs of the Tyburs invading. They also checked to see if there were any signs of the Others. 

Kenny wasn’t sure if he believed that the Tyburs could control the Others. He wasn’t sure if the story about the symbols were true. It didn’t matter. People lied all the time in the courts to get political gain. 

It just so happened to be exactly what the lords needed to hear.

“Do you think Mother’s dragon is among them?” Kuchel asked as they turned around from the wild dragons. 

“I think so. They say they can live hundreds of years,” Kenny said as he leaned back on Blaze. “Don’t think too hard, Kuchel.”

“I worry. I worry about Kiyomi’s eyes here. This is the only place we can safely talk. What will she do if she finds out about Levi, about me?  She’ll find out he’s a bastard. She’ll find out I had to sell my body to survive.  She could destroy us.” 

Seaflames let out a roar that echoed throughout the land and shook the land. 

“I believe your dragon just answered that question. Let her try.” 

—--

“It went horribly,” Zeke told Dina and Carla as they sat in the queens’ tea room. 

“Is that why he was so sad the whole way here?” Dina asked as she stirred her tea. 

“I couldn’t get him to tell me what happened. He said he did not wish to cause any more harm. My poor son,” Carla looked down. “So he confessed and she rejected him?” 

“Not exactly. I will not betray my brother’s trust but I will say that I believe it was all miscommunication. I do still believe that you are right. Mikasa very well be the one to best Eren in a fight. She is his match,” Zeke said as he lifted the tea cup to his mouth. 

“She won’t fight in the tourney. Kuchel already told me it is unlikely,” Dina sighed. “Kiyomi is already upset that you are not marrying her.” 

“She wants Mikasa to be in a loveless marriage?” 

“Yes, she was. She has an heir. She has a child but they are a bastard. She won’t legitimize them.”

“That is absurd.” 

“It is but there are traditions, Zeke. You see how the people here act towards Eren. Changes cannot be made overnight,” Carla sighed. 

—-------

Armin had briefed Hange on the North. They seemed rather pleased. Armin had let Hange know about what had actually happened between Eren and Jean. Hange was someone Armin could confide in. They would also hear it sooner or later for Zeke as well. 

Hange was what Armin considered a true knight. They were brave and just, a defender of the young and innocent. They always acted with the best intentions. They were who Erwin had named temporarily Captain of the Guard before he passed.

Armin wanted Hange to take the position permanently. Hange had said they didn’t think they were ready for the position full time and supported Armin’s taking his former liege’s position. 

Armin felt like he was much less prepared than Hange.

Not to mention Armin felt like he was moments away from disgracing the one and only woman he had ever loved. 

Yet he told no one how he felt about her. He never even told Eren that Annie existed. 

So tonight he would come clean, he would tell Eren everything. 

Lucky for both of them, it was Reiner who was guarding Eren’s room tonight. If he heard anything, he wouldn’t say anything. 

“Armin,” Reiner nodded as Armin walked up to Eren’s room. 

“Reiner. How’s the capital been?”  

“Pretty quiet. Glad to see there were no problems in the North.”

“Thankfully.”

“Eren seems a little…..what happened?” 

“He finally found someone he’s interested in and it didn’t go well.” 

Reiner scoffed. “So his answer is to sulk?”

“Seems to be that way.” 

Reiner shook his head. 

Armin opened the door to Eren’s room. Half the room had been turned into a study/sitting room. It was littered with weapons and books. The other half was Eren’s actual bedroom. There was Fenrir, stretched out on top of the bed while Midnight was sitting on the pipes that held up the canopy around the bed. 

The raven let out a loud “CAW!” 

Eren sat at the table, books spread out. “Debriefing took that long?” 

Armin nodded, “I had to explain the entire trip. Hange had to inform me of things here.” 

“Anything exciting?” 

Armin shook his head, “Several brawls. Smaller rebel attacks but nothing we haven’t dealt with before. Since your father has been delivering food to every house here, things seem to be calming down. Even the Fritz loyalists seem to appreciate not having to spend so much at the market. The market vendors are happy to sell their stock.”

“So who is she?” 

Armin sighed as he sat down in the seat across from Eren. “Annie Leonhart.” 

“Wait. The Princess’s lady? The blonde one? When did that happen? How did that happen?” 

Armin ran a hand through his hair, “I’m not entirely sure myself. As you know, I went there a lot with Erwin as you know. I always thought she was beautiful. I've seen her fight and she’s very graceful. She cares about the Princess a lot. She just seemed like a good person so the feelings grew. Then I started talking to her. We kissed and it went on from there…” 

“Wait, did you…did you bed her?” 

Armin said nothing. 

“You did! When? And why didn’t you tell me?” 

“I…I don’t know. I guess….I worried for her. Her father is rather strict. He wants her to become a part of our knights once Mikasa marries. If I was captain….it creates so many more issues. I..I don’t know anymore.” Armin leaned forward and put his head in hands. 

“Why?”

“Because I brought that up. We were about to….and I told her we should stop. She got mad at me. Said I was only thinking of my reputation, not her’s. Said it was too late. Then I overheard her talking to her father. She asked if it would be so bad if she married, he said yes.” 

“But you love her? She knows that, right?” 

Armin shook his head which he still held in hands. “No, I never told her.” 

“What?” 

Armin looked up, releasing his head. “It never felt right to say. I…I don’t know. Now…now we just avoid one another. She goes one way, I go the other.” 

Eren leaned back in his chair. “We’ve got ourselves in a mess, don’t we?” 

“Yes. And they’ll both be here in a fortnight.” 

“What are we going to do?” 

“I don’t know. I clearly know nothing when it comes to these issues. I think you should talk to the Princess,” Armin said as he gave Eren a knowing look. 

“And you should talk to Annie. But it seems neither of us are very good at that.” 

“It seems that way,” Armin sighed. 

Neither of them had any idea of what they should do next.

—----

Jean could hear the bed frame of the room next to him knocking into the wall. 

He was going to kill her. 

He was absolutely going to kill her.

The entire time he had been gone, he had not thought of her once.

The thorn in his side, the person who drove Jean even madder than Eren Jaeger, was on the other side of that wall with one of her “visitors.” 

Then the laughing came. 

Jean covered his head with a pillow. 

Why did he have to share a wall with that woman?

Jean lived in the barracks to be away from his asshole father as much as he could. It was nights like tonight that made him second guess that decision. 

Finally, when he heard her door open and the man left, Jean got out of bed. He shot to the door and threw it open. Then went to the room next to him. He proceeded to pound on the door. 

The door opened to reveal the bane of Jean’s existence, Pieck Finger. She was dressed clad in a tunic that went down to her knees. 

“Where are your breeches?” he asked as he ran a hand down his face. 

“On the floor somewhere,” she shrugged as she walked away from the door. “What do you want, Jean boy?” 

Jean rolled his eyes, “stop calling me that! And stop fucking when I’m trying to sleep!” 

“Stop listening!” Pieck called from inside the room. 

“I would if my wall wasn’t against yours!” Jean yelled from his spot in the hall. 

“Move rooms then!” she yelled back. 

He hated her. 

He absolutely hated her.

And it wasn’t just because the first time he had fought her that he had ended up on his back with her standing over him, the point of her sword at his throat. 

She annoyed him.

Everything she did annoyed him. 

The way she had multiple lovers, the way everyone seemed to think she was so sweet, and how brilliant she was, it all drove him absolutely mad. 

Now she was ignoring him, dressing herself like he wasn’t even here, not he could see from where he was standing in the hallway. 

“Is that it? Do you need something else?” she asked as she walked back over to him. 

Why was she so short? 

Why did he just notice how small she was? 

“No,” he said as he threw his hands in the air and walked away.

He hated her. 

—---------------

Hange was exhausted. They had never been happier when dinner was over. They retired to the library to work on their own personal research now that they were off duty for the night. They had taken up a table in the back of the library, books spread out. 

“Was running the capital that bad while we were gone?” Zeke teased them. 

“It was….not something I ever want to do again,” Hange replied as they leaned back in their chair. 

“I still think you should take up the job of Captain of the Guard permanently.”

“You and Armin both.”

“Oh come on, Hange. It cannot be that bad.” 

“Lets see, tavern bawls, rebels attacks. Oh yes, rebels preparing to throw cow shit at the carriage. Do you know how many people I’ve had to throw into the cells this week alone? I’m annoyed.” 

“What are you reading? The Tale from Old?” Zeke asked as he peered over their shoulder. 

“Some of the more in depth views of them. Mostly about skinchangers though,” Hange said as they handed a book over to Zeke. “Erwin’s father believed that magic was real. My family was said to be talented in that area. So I’ve taken it upon myself to learn what I can as a memory to Erwin.” 

Zeke sighed, “you could just take his position instead. Hange, you are the truest knight in the Seven Kingdoms. You’re brave. You defend the weak. You speak for those that can’t.”

“And I do not wish to lead.”

“But you do.” 

“Because I will do my duty. But I will not go out of my way to accomplish it. Besides, are you really one to talk? You have no desire to lead as well. Now are you going to listen to me about skinchangers?” 

“Of course, Hange. Tell me everything you know,” Zeke said as he pulled the chair out and sat across from Hange. 

Hange’s smile widened. “They’re actually very interesting. Your family was said to be a very powerful skinchanger family. The name for one that turns into wolves or dogs is a warg. But they don’t actually fully change into the animal. They go into the mind of the animal.”

“Wait, what do you mean they go into the mind?” 

“It’s simple, really. They can see with their eyes, fly. Everything the animal experiences the person experiences. There are, of course, things that are forbidden to do while in the animal body. You can’t eat human flesh while in animal form, things like that. The rules aren’t that interesting. What is interesting is the fact that these symbols for our houses can be traced to who the skinchangers were. Wolves for the Jaegers. Lions for the Leonharts. It’s also said the type of magic someone from that house wielded went into the decision for the sigil. Isn’t that interesting?” 

Zeke’s face scrunched up. “Do you happen to know what the sigil for the Tybur family is?”

Hange shook their head, “not off the top of my head. I know they’ve struggled with the Reiss family, a cousin to the Fritz family for years but the sigil escapes me. Why?” 

“My father was talking about them.” 

“Is something happening?” 

“I don’t know. I didn’t hear it all. I wasn’t supposed to hear any of it I don’t think. They were talking about my marriage to Mikasa…it was needed to make sure Kiyomi couldn’t back out. But for what, I don’t know. And I know my father won’t tell you anything because he knows you’ll tell me.” 

Hange looked down at their book, “times like these…I really miss him.” 

Zeke nodded, “because Erwin didn’t give a shit. He just told us everything. Even when he really shouldn’t have. I met Levi this trip. He’s exactly how Erwin described him.”

Hange laughed, “I’ve met him a few times in passing. Didn’t know much about him to be honest with you. He’s rather short.” 

Zeke laughed, “that he is.” 

Hange looked down at their books. “I’ll look up that sigil for you and when I do, I hope you’ll tell me what exactly you’re thinking.” 

Zeke smirked, “you know I will.” 

With that, Zeke left Hange alone to work on their research. 

——————————-

The warm sunset air should have cleared Mikasa’s head.

It did not. 

Nothing did. 

Thoughts of titles and marriages and love and whatever else kept popping into her head.

Kayda was annoyed with her. The dragon was annoyed because Mikasa was annoyed. At this point, Mikasa didn’t blame anyone for being annoyed with her. 

She had once hoped for guidance from her parents but it never did. It wasn’t that they didn’t love her or that they loved her brother more. 

The issue was that there was an entire ocean between them. 

So many years had been spent without them. So many milestones missed. She couldn’t even resent them for it because they had done it for her. How could she possibly be mad about that? 

Yet they had allowed Kiyomi to try and put her into a loveless marriage. 

It was all about duty.

Duty to a continent she had spent little time on. 

The answer seems to be simple.

Her brother was a peacock. He had been born and raised there. His dragon egg had not hatched. He was the clear choice for an heir.

Mikasa could not be tamed to the world of her aunt. She would never be their perfect princess. She could never be locked away in some tower and not be with her people. 

Kayda flew closer to the ground and then rose up at the last possible moment as one of the sea cliffs came into view. It snapped Mikasa from her thoughts.

She could feel the spray of the ocean. They had gone further than she intended. Yet it was a welcome distraction. 

Vulcan’s roar was heard from above her, Levi waving at her to hurry up. 

Suddenly, she felt like she had been transported back in time. 

Back before Mikasa truly knew what it meant to be a princess. A time where Mikasa thought Princess just meant you got to wear a fancy dress to a party and the duty part would never come into play. 

A time before Levi was Lord Ackerman. 

It was a time where she was mistaken for Levi’s annoying little sister. She had been fine with it, never bothering to correct. 

Kayda took off, catching up with the other dragon and his rider. 

——

It was late when Kenny found Levi in the study, reading through letters. 

“What’s your plan?” Kenny asked him as he walked over to the chair in front of the desk. 

“For what?” Levi asked without looking up. 

“I don’t suppose you have an overall plan.” 

“That was more Erwin’s department. The smart thing to do would be for Grisha to put the Fritz  bastard on the throne. Ackermans and Jaegers can rule the North easily together if we marry Mikasa to Eren. Kiyomi releases Mikasa from being her heir.” 

Kenny nodded, “so you think they should marry as well.” 

Levi sat his quill down and looked up. “How many people will a dragon accept to ride it with their rider? Or let them pet them on the first meeting? How long did it take for Kayda to accept Sasha and Annie? The boy showed no fear. Kayda recognizes something in him. I think we should trust the dragon.” 

“I thought we were marrying her for love, not duty.” 

“You haven’t noticed the moping?” 

Keny snorted, “oh no. I’ve noticed.”

“Besides, you asked what I would do. We never said we were going to do it,” Levi said as he picked up his quill. “Though it might get Kiyomi to stop sending me so many ravens. She wants to change Mikasa’s title.”

“Because she bowed?” 

“Because she’s realizing her niece has no desire to run a country.”

“She would do it out of duty for no other reason.”

Levi snorted, “I’m well aware. Let Kiyomi take her title. I will give her a new one. When was the last time the title of ‘Blood of the Dragon’ was used?”

“Before my grandfather. Is that what you’re considering? It will make a statement if you do that which is why you are doing it, isn’t it?” 

Levi smirked, “you’re not the only one who knows how to play the game of thrones.”

Kenny was very proud of his nephew but he would never let Levi know that. So Kenny just laughed at Levi’s antics. 

——————————-

Toss and turn.

No matter what Mikasa did, she could not get comfortable. 

So she stared at the ceiling. 

Sasha, Annie, and Mikasa had no secrets between them now. Sasha had prodded Annie for more information about Annie’s escapades with Armin. 

Annie did not answer any of the questions Mikasa and Sasha had had.

Mikasa got out of bed and pulled her dressing gown on. She decided to wander the castle as it was better than just laying in bed, wondering what she should be doing. The nice thing about being in the Ackerman castle was that it was almost impossible for anyone to get inside of it. No one would dare try to cross the dragons that were right outside. 

It was also said that the dragons knew secret tunnels and passage through the castle that had been built just for them. The dragons could pop up at any moment to protect their riders.  Mikasa had stumbled across some strange passages but she had never gone down them to see where they led. She wouldn’t have been surprised if they did exist. 

The dragons seemed to see past someone’s outward appearance. It was why their riders trusted their dragons so much. 

Kuchel told Mikasa of a time during the war where several Fritz Loyalists had tried to sneak into the castle.

Vulcan, only five years old at the time, had killed them all with a blast of fire to protect his rider. 

There were other stories of marriages where the couple had decided not to marry because the dragon had not accepted the other person. 

Mikasa’s parents had both risen on his father’s dragon many times together. 

Her parents. 

She had been thinking of them a lot lately. She knew they had done all of this to protect her, to keep her away from Kiyomi for whatever reason but why didn’t they seem to care more than that? 

They always seemed so content when she visited them. 

Was it all an excuse? 

Had she done something wrong as a child? 

Why did everyone end up leaving her sooner or later? 

Why didn’t anyone fight for her?

Why didn’t anyone stay?

“Your thoughts are so loud, you woke your dragon up,” Levi’s voice called her back to reality.

Somehow, in all of her thoughts, Mikasa had walked to her favorite window. 

Kayda was flying right outside of it. 

Mikasa looked down. “I’m sorry.”

“Don’t apologize to me. I don’t care. Kayda, on the other hand, looks a moment away from smashing through that window and carrying you off.” 

Mikasa looked back at her dragon. “I’m okay,” she reassured Kayda.

Kayda snorted smoke. 

“I promise.” 

Kayda snorted smoke again before flying off. 

“So what was that about?” Levi asked Mikasa. 

“Just late night thoughts. I couldn’t sleep,” Mikasa looked back down and began fiddling with a loose thread on her dressing robe. “Why are you up?” 

“Fielding letters, requests. Broken fences, lost sheep, a few cattle, strange sightings. Someone stole someone’s chicken. Usual lord things I have to handle. Oh and the ridiculous amount of ravens your aunt decides to send me has multiplied. I swear if I ever get the chance, I am going to let Vulcan eat every single one of her ravens and then I’ll let him have the peacocks as well to really drive home the message.” 

Mikasa looked up and laughed. “Better you than me. Are they all about how I disappoint her?” 

“Not all of them. There’s a good number of them that talk about how I disappoint her as well. How my uncle lives with her…I do not understand.” 

“You’re not even related to her.” 

“Correct and somehow that makes it worse.” 

Mikasa laughed again. 

“So what is bothering you? You might as well tell me now.”

Mikasa sighed. “My parents.” 

“What about them?” Levi asked as he crossed his arms across his chest.

“I don’t know. They don’t really write to me. They don’t spend time with me. They seem happy living in Kiyomi’s palace. They just sort of…..left me here to be raised.” 

Levi took a deep breath, “I don’t even know what to say because I do not understand either. I believe they want to protect you.”

“But not my brother?” 

“You’re right. It does not make any sense. I feel as if there has to be something bigger going on there that we just don’t know. Your parents have always been kind to me. Your mother loved you very much. She was so proud of you when you were a baby. Your father was the same. I was the one to find you with Kayda, you know.”

“You were?” 

Levi nodded, “she was curled up around you after she hatched, much like a cat. I ran and got your parents. Your father talked about how your dragon was going to be bigger than Seaflames and how he’d never have to worry. You’d always be protected.” 

“From what?” 

Levi shrugged, “I don’t know. I did always get the feeling that if your parents didn’t have to be across the sea, they wouldn’t have been. I don’t know why. Much like I don’t know why Kiyomi wants to change your title. Don’t worry, the one I’m having you announced with is much better.” 

Her title was being changed?

Mikasa must have truly disapppointed her aunt for that to happen. 

“Am I no longer a princess?” 

“Still a princess. Though it no longer says you’re the heir to the Azumbito throne.” 

Mikasa took a deep breath. She should have known.  Not only had she not become betrothed to the crown prince, she had bowed to another Royal Family when she was not supposed to be of their court. She should only bow to her aunt. 

Yet Mikasa had made that choice. She did not regret it. 

“Is it my brother then?” Mikasa asked finally. 

“She didn’t say that you weren’t the heir. I think it’s a test,” Levi answered. 

“A test of what?” 

“To show you what will happen if you don’t listen to her. She doesn’t realize she’s granting you freedom by taking it away. She thinks she’s hurting you. She’s trying to get you to fall in line. It’s a calculated move, I’ll give her that.” 

“So what do I do?” 

Levi shrugged, “whatever you want, within reason of course. You’re still my heir until you have children that I can name my heir.” 

Mikasa laughed, “why not have your own?” 

Levi scoffed, “I already helped raise one spoiled child. I’m not raising another.” 

Mikasa rolled her eyes, “you did not raise me.” 

“I helped raise you. You would have died the first time you tried to fly without me.” 

“You pushed Kayda and me off the cliff!” 

“Birds do it to their children.”

“I’m not a bird!” 

Levi smirked, almost laughed. 

“This is why I’m taller than you,” Mikasa retorted. 

“Oi! Shouldn’t you be nice to me? I could marry you off to someone.”

“And I would tell your mother.” 

“What would my mother do?” 

“I don’t know but I’m going to find out.”  Mikasa began walking in the direction of Kuchel’s room. 

“Going to tell my mother, just like when we were children,” Levi called before he started following her.

“Oh I thought you helped raise me.” 

“You can help raise someone as a sibling. I am sure Zeke helped raise Eren.”

“And you wanted to marry me to him.” 

“That was never my idea.” 

“But you still went along with it.” 

“Because I have to. You have your duties and I have mine.” 

“Kiyomi isn’t your queen!”

“But she is your aunt and you are her heir! Think rationally, Mikasa. I have to play the game, I have to give sometimes. I had no intention of marrying you to Zeke. I would not take your freedom away from you. Besides, the rational thing would be to marry you to Eren. That is exactly what I should be doing. War looms over us. Marrying you to Eren would ensure that Kiyomi could not back out of supporting this continent should anyone attack. “

Mikasa stopped walking. “War is coming?”

Levi sighed as he stopped as well. “Yes.”

“I…you want to marry me to Eren?”

“It would be the smart thing to do.”

The smart thing. 

The right thing.

She heard it enough. Her parents had said it was the right thing, the smart thing to leave her here. To protect her. 

They hadn’t protected her. 

They had abandoned her. 

If they truly wanted to protect her, they could have stayed within the walls of this palace. Kiyomi would not get past the dragons. 

“I will do what is asked,” Mikasa replied. 

“No. I will not let you marry for this. You marry for love. Nothing else.” 

Mikasa scoffed, “seems to me that love is curse. Your father. Kenny’s love. Yours. All dead. My parents say they love me but they left me here. Annie had her heart broken. What’s the point of love if all it does is harm? I will abandon love for duty. If we need Kiyomi’s support, I will marry Eren.”

“We just went through this with Zeke. No, Mikasa.” 

“Levi, think rationally. If war is coming….”

“It’s not coming in the morning .The sun will not rise to war.”

“So you say but can you truly promise me that? Levi, I do care for Eren. Rather I did. He asked me if I could ever see as anything more than a friend. Of course, I hated that he asked me if I could ever see myself marrying him.” 

“He did?” 

Mikasa nodded. “I thought he was just after….”

“That boy is in love with you. What else could that possibly have meant?” 

Mikasa’s jaw dropped and her eyebrows raised. “No…he’s not…”

“Horrible way of saying it but that sounds like to me that he was in love with you. He just did not know how to say it without scaring you off.” 

“We barely spent any time together!” 

“Since when does that matter?”

Mikasa looked down, still in complete shock. Annie had been right. “Then why did he leave?” Mikasa wondered out loud. 

“Because you rejected him, I’m guessing.”

“No. That…..that cannot be.” 

Levi sighed, “it is late. Come see me tomorrow. Even though I despise the idea of getting involved in your romantic problems, I can see that if I let you work this out on your own, you’ll never understand. Go to sleep.” 

Mikasa nodded before she slowly made her way back to her room. 

She got into bed. 

Yet one question remained unanswered: why did everyone who loved her leave? 

——-

Levi should have taken his own advice to go to bed but instead, he wrote a letter. In the morning, it would be attached to a raven that would fly to King’s Landing. 

——-

King Grisha,

Though the betrothal of your oldest son and my cousin did not work out, I believe your youngest has become fond of her. I propose a betrothal between Princess Mikasa Azumbito Ackerman and Prince Eren Jaeger. 

Of course a more formal betrothal would have to take place in the capital. Seeing as we will be arriving in less than a forthright, I have written a head so that you might consider this proposal. I do not want you or your wives or your sons to feel any pressure to agree. The Ackermans will forever remain loyal to House Jaeger. 

I would love to make that loyalty into a forever bond and unite our houses. 

I must also be truthful with you. My cousin has had a title change and her option as heir to the Azumbito throne may not remain. However, I think marrying your son to Princess Mikasa Azumbito Ackerman, Heir to the North, Blood of the Dragon may be just as nice. 

Do not give me your answer now, I only ask that you just think on this. 

-LA

—----------

“YOU DID WHAT?” Kuchel screamed at Levi at breakfast that morning. 

“I said I sent a letter to the king proposing to marry Mikasa to Eren,” Levi repeated as he added sugar to his tea. 

“WHY?” 

Kenny laughed. 

“Must you yell this early in the morning?” Levi asked as he pinched the bridge of his nose. “Kayda accepted him. He asked Mikasa if she would marry him.”

“He did what?” Kenny asked. 

“It was not an actual proposal from what Mikasa had told me. I think this is the correct move,” Levi picked his tea cup up and took a sip from it. 

“I thought we were marrying her for love,” Kuchel muttered. 

“We are. We are just speeding things along.” 

“I don’t like this.”

“I understand but I am the head of this household and it is my choice.”

“Have you at least talked to Mikasa about this?” 

“I have not and I will not until I have an answer from Grisha.” 

Kuchel sighed. Hopefully her son knew what he was doing.

—------------

A marriage proposal for Eren.

Grisha never thought it would arrive. 

Yet here it was from a good family, a major house. 

It wouldn’t matter if they thought Eren was a bastard anymore because he had a princess for a wife. 

Grisha wondered if Mikasa would prefer to live in The North. Eren had seemed very at home there until the last day. Then he had taken off. Grisha still didn’t understand what had caused that. Maybe it had involved the princess. 

There was no way that Grisha was going to say no to this. 

Unless….

Unless Carla, Dina, or Eren said no to it. 

Zeke had brought up the idea while they had been there. 

He would wait to talk to Carla about it until the Ackermans arrived. He wanted to see how Mikasa and Eren acted around one another. 

#wmmtb #mine #writing

[littlelalaland]

For anyone interested in me making Headcannons, here are the characters I am willing to do them for.

I do Creepypasta, The Legend Of Zelda, Attack On Titan, Demon slayer, Hunter X Hunter, and Mortal Kombat.

Creepypasta:

Male->

- Laughing Jack

- Eyeless Jack

- Jason the Toymaker

- BEN Drowned/ Benjamin Lawman

- Nathan the Nobody

- Jeff the Killer/ Jeffrey Woods

- Liu Woods/ Homicidal Liu/ Sully

- Bloody Painter/ Helen Otis

- Masky/ Tim Wright

- Hoodie/ Brian Thomas

- Ticci Toby/ Tobias Erin Rodgers

- Zalgo

- Slenderman

- Splendorman

- Trenderman

- Offenderman

- Kagekao

- Herobrine

- Surrenderman

- Hobo Heart

- Candypop

- Black Eyed Children

- Glitchy Red

- Scissormouth

- Smiling man

- X Virus

- Dr. Smiley

- Puppeteer

- Will Grossman

- Lost Silver

Female->

- Jane Everlasting

- Nina the Killer

- Lulu

- Sally Williams

- Lazari Swann

- Nurse Ann

- Judge Angel/ Dina

- Kate The Chaser

- Clockwork

- Zero

- Stripes

- Suicide Sadie

- Sadiya

- Kris Nelar

- Mary Vaughn

- Hachisukasama

- Laughing Jill

- Rouge

Monster->

- Rake

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- Seed Eater

- Mr. Widemouth

- Grinny Cat

- Glitchy Red

- Sonic.EXE

- Skin Taker

- SCP 173

- Red

- Pinkemania

- Momo

- Teki Teki

- Tails Doll

Legends Of Zelda:

Male->

- Link (Any)

- King Rauru (Totk)

- Ganondorf/ Ganon

- Robbie

- Master Kohga

- Sidon

- Deku Tree

- Tulin

- Teba

- King Dorephan

- Yunobo

- Beedle

- Sheik?

- Shad

- Colin

- Dark Link

- Shadow Link

- Ghirahim

- Happy Mask Salesman

- Revali

- Tael

- Zant

Female->

- Zelda (Any)

- Princess Midna

- Princess Mipha

- Queen Sonia

- Purah

- Yona

- Mineru

- Impa

- Paya

- Riju

- Buliara

- Navi

- Great Fairies

- Nabooru

- Princess Ruto

- Saria

- Tatl

-Urbosa

Animal/ Beasts:

- Chickens

- Epona

- Bokoblins

- Keese

- Horoblins

- Lizalfo

- Hestu

- Korok

- Demise

- Skull Kid

Attack On Titan:

Male->

- Levi Ackerman

- Connie Springer

- Eren Jeager

- Armin Arlert

- Grisha Jeager

- Zeke Jeager

- Porco Galiard

- Falco Grice

- Bertholdt Hoover

- Reiner Braustess

- Erwin Smith

- Marco Bodt

- Moblit

- Farlan

- Kenny Ackerman

- Kitz

- Dot Pyxis

- Hannes

- Keith Shadis

- King Fritz

- Nicolo

- Jean Kirschtein

- Onyankopon

- Floch Forster

Female->

- Mikasa Ackerman

- Yelena

- Sasha Braus

- Ymir (both)

- Petra

- Dina Fritz

- Hange Zoë

- Isabel

- Zofia

- Kiyomi Azumabito

- Carla Jeager

- Kuchel Ackerman

- Annie Leonheart

- Pieck Finger

Demon Slayer:

Male->

- Tanjiro Kamado

- Inosuke Hashibira

- Zenitsu Agatsuma

- Tengen Uzui

- Sanemi Shinuzugawa

- Giyu Tomioka

- Kagaya

- Obanai Iguro

- Gyomei

- Kyojuro Rengoku

- Muichiro Tokito

- Urokodaki

- Genya Shinuzugawa

- Yushiro

- Muzan Kibutsuji

- Rui

- Kokushibo

- Senjuro Rengoku

- Tanjuro Kamado

- Tecchin Tecchikawahara

- Kotetsu

- Hotaru Haganezuka

- Yoriichi

- Douma

- Akaza

- Hantengu

- Gyokko

- Gyutaro

- Daki

- Enmu

Female->

- Kanae Kocho

- Mitsuri Kanroji

- Amane

- Shinobu Kocho

- Kanao Tsuyuri

- Aoi Kanzaki

- Sumi Nakahara

- Kiyo Terauchi

- Naho Takada

- Nezuko Kamado

- Lady Tamayo

- Spider demon Mother

- Spider Demon Daughter

- Biwa lady/ Nakime

- Hinatsuru

- Makio

- Suma

Hunter x Hunter:

Male:

- Gon Freecs

- Killua Zoldyck

- Milluki Zoldyck

- Master Wing

- Zushi

- Isaac Netero

- Pariston Hill

- Ging Freecs

- Morel

- Hisoka Morrow

- Illumi Zoldyck

- Hanzo

- Kite

- Knov

- Shalnark

- Geretta

- Tonpa

- Zeno Zoldyck

- Silva Zoldyck

- Gotoh

- Kiriko

- Mike???

- Chrollo Lucilfer

- Kastro

- Feitan

- Phinks

- Franklin

- Bonolenov

- Omokage

- Uvogin

- Kortopi

- Razor

- Bloster

- Pokkle

- Meruem

- Shaiapouf

- Menthuthuyoupi

- Meleoron

- Welfin

- Cheetu

- Leol

- Zazan

- Koala

- Flutter

- Rammot

- Ikalgo

- Knuckle

- Shoot

Female:

- Alluka/ Nanika Zoldyck

- Biscut Krueger

- Neferpitou

- Cheadle Yorkshire

- Melody

- Palm Siberia

- Anita

- Ponzu

- Aunt Mito

- Kikyo Zoldyck

- Kalluto Zoldyck

- Amane

- Canary

- Tsubone

- Machi

- Shizuku

- Pakunoda

- Neon Nostrade

- Reina/ Shidore

- Komugi

- Hina

Mortal Kombat:

Male-

- Kung Lao

- Kenshi Takahashi

- Liu Kang

- Johnny Cage

- Bi-han

- Kuai Liang

- Raiden

- Rain

- Kano

- Smoke

- Shang Tsung

-Reptile

- Geras

- Jax

Female-

- Mileena

- Kitana

- Sindel

- Tanya

- Sonya Blade

- Cassie Cage

- Ashrah

- D'vorah

- Nitara

And these are whom I'm willing to make headcannons of. If you request any of these characters and I will happily make a headcannon of them as you request.

#creepypasta #creepy #funny #pasta #headcannons #legend of zelda #hunter x hunter #hxh #anime #story #attack on titan #aot #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #shingeki no kyojin #online #fandom #fanmade

[lunarfanfics]

Devil

Words: 2408 | Rating: T

Series: AOT

Pair: Annie Leonhardt & Eren Jaeger

For ereannieweek 2022, Day 1: Drama / Comedy

Vice Commander Leonhardt secretly trails after her underling, Falco as he leads Reiner Braun to a basement where an old friend awaits.

Read on AO3 / Read on FF.NET

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It seemed obvious they were being led into a trap.

Annie would've suspected her fellow compatriot to use his common sense as to why he had been asked to trail after their underling to some unknown area, "How much longer, Falco?" Reiner grumbled, scrubbing a hand over his cropped blond hair.

"It's right around the corner Mister Braun!"

Annie stayed hidden within the shadows, keeping her distance as she followed the two on silent feet towards their secret location. The little warrior and candidate for the Armored titan, Falco Grice, had asked Reiner to accompany him— "Mister Braun can you come with me for a second, it's really important!" He exclaimed with a broad smile on his face, just as they were filing into the outside auditorium with rest of Marley's Eldian soldiers'.

Annie Leonhardt had given Falco a look of suspicion. But their Chief, Zeke Jaeger, however, was unperturbed. "Go on ahead, we still have time." He spared a glance to his wristwatch.

Annie watched them leave, trepidation coursing through her. She stayed a minute longer before making the excuse of having to escort her handicapped father to the ceremony. Zeke warned her that she'd miss the opening for the Helos play, but she waved him off. It is not that she didn't trust Falco Grice, he was a good kid, a hardworking soldier if not a bit naïve, but there was an inkling that his innocence was being preyed upon.

It was that he suddenly appeared to… preppy as the celebration grew nearer. She assumed it was merely for the festivities and unbridled childish excitement for fried foods and balloons. But it was more than that. Falco had been running off somewhere every weekday, usually after drills. She paid no mind to that at first, because she'd imagined the boy was meeting with his parents, an uncle or an aunt. Eager to spend time with his family.

It wasn't until she spotted Falco rushing to deliver a note outside of the Liberio Gates that she figured something was out of the ordinary for the little warrior boy. Mail that was distributed within the internment zone was usually sent to the Post office. Mail that was to be sent outside the internment zone was dropped off at the P.O box just outside the entrance.

Falco had no family outside of Liberio, it was only curiosity and slight suspicion that drove Annie to wait until the boy was out of sight to approach the gates. She retrieved a napkin from her pocket and folded it to pass it off as a letter, making up the excuse that she was delivering a love letter to a boyfriend at a guard who merely rolled his eyes in response.

The mailbox was filled to the brim with letters, some likely stuffed full of money and some lumpy, containing trinkets and family heirlooms. Whether they'd be in transit by tomorrow is a gamble. Mail is always passed through a security check before being sent off to Eldian families around the country.

Falco had dropped his letter right atop the stack of others. No one had come after him besides herself, and so she was able to retrieve his letter without much trouble. It was also easily identifiable because it hadn't been addressed to anyone. Annie stuck her arm into the box and plucked out the blank envelope.

She turned to look behind her, and watch the tall guards who shuffled about, their attention more so on their shiny boots than on her. Annie swiftly opened the letter and scanned for a name, an address, anything. She didn't recognize any of the surname's addressed in the letter.

The contents discussed the celebration that was going to be had at Liberio, the time, the date, the important people that would be there. But what was damning was that it had been written in shorthand. Falco had never succeeded in writing shorthand, and this was almost perfect. Had it been written by a family member?

The letter was addressing a group— but there was no mention of distant Grice brothers, sisters, aunts or uncles. Annie would have assumed it friends. But it's to… formal, as if… as if speaking to a superior.

"And last, I look forward to seeing you all at the Liberio Internment Zone, Southside. 20:00." Annie mumbled. Quickly rereading. There was that ticklish feeling in her chest. Feathers brushing over the innards of her breastbone—Falco is just a kid… trained a soldier, yes. But he's still a child. Even she had made mistakes as a brat all those years ago.

Falco was also loyal to the Marley as that Gabi girl, or at least she'd have to assume he was. But he's susceptible to the trickery of others. Falco Grice wouldn't risk his hide and the livelihoods of his family to secretly deliver letters to the enemy, would he? And this letter, that was clearly not written by him… could have equally been written by an enemy and given to Falco to deliver. The surnames could even be codenames.

The boy wouldn't willingly do it. She wanted to give Falco the benefit of the doubt. He was being used, for sure. And the writer, was hiding within these very walls.

At that point, one of the guards behind her spat, "What are ya' doing?! Ya' better not be stealing. I'd have to hand you in!"

Annie quickly folded the letter back into its envelope, "Oh no, Sir. I was just rereading the letter I wrote to my beloved. I miss him oh so dearly."

The guard scoffed and ushered her to hurry it up. And without any doubt, Annie had dropped the letter back into the mailbox, assuring it'd be delivered to its unknown recipients, unsealed.

She did not dwell on why she hadn't simply kept it and foil the plans of whomever was conspiring against them.

She told herself, it would be bait, to lure them out. Annie had been right to follow Reiner and Falco. As now Falco was leading the man down into the cellar of a tenement building just overlooking the stage. As if that wasn't suspicious enough, Reiner made no comment of it, too much in the dreary state that he was.

Annie would've stopped Reiner and Falco in their tracks before they'd even head down into the wolfs den; turn them away. Go down herself; but she was afraid of being in dark underground spaces—rather she was cautious of them.

And she didn't know if she herself was being followed, despite looking over her shoulder more than once. All she needed was confirmation that they were meeting with the recipient of the letter.

Annie came as far as the stairway; and approached the door as soon as it shut, very briefly she'd glimpsed Falco & Reiner being bathed in an orange glow by a single lamp lit within, and a seated silhouette before them, just as the door obstructed her view.

Annie pressed herself against the wooden door. Mindful not to put all her weight on it and strained to hear above the raucous noise of the families above them.

It proved to be difficult. But she did hear a gruff voice that did not belong to Reiner. Though that voice blended so well with Reiner's, she practically couldn't tell the two apart. She didn't hear Falco. The thunderous applause above was deafening. So, those two were trapped in there now with an island devil. Annie sighed; will she have to make herself seen? Confront whoever was behind that door and reveal their involvement with Falco. With Reiner? Or… or she could report it to the Chief—as she should have done from the start. Stupid. She clenched her teeth in frustration. She'll go now.

Annie heard Reiner give a pleading cry, a thump sounded as if a body fell to the ground. She backed away, but it was too late. The door was being opened, creaking on its hinges, and she was bathed in that fiery orange glow as if standing in front of the mouth of hell.

"Come in Annie, don't be shy." Spoke that gruff voice, Annie looked down to see Falco holding the door open, tears staining his botchy red cheeks. "I'm sorry Miss Annie I didn't…" He whimpered.

He didn't know. "it's alright." She reassured him, and herself. Annie walked into the cellar, masking herself in confidence to the face that she remembered from four years ago.

"I should've known it was you, Eren." Annie spared a glance to Reiner's trembling form on the floor by Eren's feet, he was hunched forward, sobbing quietly. The idiot. But she couldn't condemn Reiner without condemning herself as well.

Eren was standing before her, above Reiner. His hair was long, messy around his shoulders, and bandages covered his right eye, he was unkempt and dressed haphazardly as a veteran soldier. Eren held his hand out to her—as if beckoning her to take it. Annie eyed the blood that pooled in his palm and dripped red onto the floorboards. She flicked the ring of her middle finger.

"Don't." Eren narrowed his eyes. "You'll kill them all."

He meant the families above.

"You'll do the same." Annie was caught between a rock and hard place. This wasn't a negotiation setup, but a trap. There might have been a time where she and Eren can talk. That time in Stohess… Where he and Armin pleaded for her to come down into a dark confined tunnel—just so she could be captured.

She could almost laugh at the irony now.

"Where is everyone?" She looked around the dark corners of the basement.

Eren cocked his head, the green of his eye was dark and twinkling like a dying ember in the light of the lamp. "You didn't tell anyone did you, you came here alone."

He said it as if it were fact. But he couldn’t know for sure. She didn't have to reveal anything. She could bluff. Annie stepped forward, speaking louder to be overheard against the booming voice of Willy Tybur above. "I told Zeke and Commander Magath, they've already prepared an ambush to trap you, and all who came with you to this country as we speak."

Eren hummed. "That's no good. I don't think I can take my brother in a fight. Much less you, and Reiner…" he looked down at said soldier who winced at his attention, "that's quite an unfair advantage."

"Then surrender." Annie lifted her chin, "Whatever plan you have, let it go. And the soldiers who came with you won't suffer."

"Generous. That must be the Vice Commander side of you talking, it certainly doesn't sound like the Annie I knew."

She scoffed, "You never knew me."

Eren's bloodied hand shot out capturing her own, taking Annie by surprise. The slick of his blood coated her skin, she grimaced and tried to pull away, but his grip was iron.

"Let go."

"Don't I know you? I know you all were forced into this." Eren's single murky green eye bore into Annie, the pity he was conveying unnerved her. "You were four clueless kids, sent off to that island without knowing a thing."

Reiner choked on a sob, "Eren, please… Just punish me instead. Take me prisoner, leave… leave them out of this… I'll pay the penance." The blond man's head dropped low, fists clenched on the floorboards, "That day Marcel died… Bertolt and Annie wanted to abort the mission, but it was me who pushed forward with it, I convinced them not to abandon our goal… I made them keep going… yes, I wanted to survive, but—But I also wanted to be a hero! That's why I always acted like everyone's big brother too… I wanted people to respect me. To notice me."

Reiner's golden eyes were wide, wet with tears as he stared up at the other man, "I wasn't shaped by Marley's history or my environment… it was my selfishness that made the choice. It was my fault! Your mother was eaten because of me! Thousands died because of me! Bertolt died because of… because of me." He sniffled; trembling hands reached out to clutch onto the cuffs of Eren's pants. "Just kill me… I beg you… I want to disappear."

Annie couldn't speak, staring down at the grieving man. Her tongue heavy as lead in her mouth. Up above on the stage full of spotlights, Willy Tybur declared war on the island devils. His voice righteous, and hysterical. Tears shone in his eyes as well.

Below. Eren Jaeger, the island devil, smiled woefully.

"Annie." His unusual soft tone made her snap at attention to him, "Why didn't you turn in my letter to authorities when you had the chance?"

She opened her mouth, no sound coming out. Eren's bloody grip on her hand loosened some, but she knew she was already caught.

He then turned to Reiner, "Stand up Reiner. I get it now." Annie could feel the tension shift in the room—the crackle of electricity being shot from their joined hands, jolted straight down her spine. She gasped.

"I'm the same as you."

The hairs on her neck stood, "Falco!" She turned to the stunned boy by the door, "Forget about us, run. Go! Go!"

"I think… we were born this way."

Reiner rose to his feet as if hypnotized. Falco hadn't fled yet. He was paralyzed with fear. Everything was happening too fast, and too slow. Too late.

"I just keep moving forward…"

Her hand slipped from Eren's, stained with his blood. The trick ring on her finger glinted red in the lamplight, the needle stabbed into the thin skin. Reiner made a movement in her sideview. 

A piercing bolt split the air.

"Until my enemies are destroyed."

#attack on titan #shingeki no kyojin #annie leonhardt #Eren Jaeger #reiner braun #falco grice #ereani #ereannie #ereannieweek 2022 #J&Sfic

[anothanobody]

"oh thank god colt is a sweetheart 🥹😭😭😭 but i’m sos sad for them tho like they went through a lot and even more has to happen. but continue telling me anon. i’d say either colt switched with eren at the wedding or he helps her escape before the wedding. but i don’t know. you tell me bb. 🧐🧐"

So Eren went to his Dad house right to confront Dina. He was so furious that as he enters the house he was shouting "Aunt Dinaaaaa! What did you do to my Mom?!" Grisha was shocked about the commotion and Dina walk straightly to Eren while saying "Finally! You came" then slap him hard " You and your mom will always be the pest of our lives. You! You're ruining everything! Because of you and your relationship with that Doctor girl, Our business is at risk. Your mom deserves what I did to her ( She doesn't really do anything physical to carla just insult her). Eren can't take it anymore so he pushed Dina and about to hit her when Zeke stop him Grisha commands Eren to go home but before he goes home He glares at Grisha and says "For once, be a Father to me" then walks out 🫣. Mikasa was brought and locked to her room she was begging and shouting at her grandmother to free her but the only response she got is "You better sleep now, tomorrow we will meet your Fiancé's family" Mikasa cried to sleep. The next day, they went to the Grice House although she smile-pretend she continuously spacing out and there's no light in her eyes anymore. Colt and her were left alone walking in the garden to get to know each other they did until evening and when its time for them to say goodbye Colt says" I finally get to know you Mikasa. See you again in our wedding" but actually he is going to Eren because there is something he has to say to him

I am sorry if there are grammatical errors and misuse of pronouns because letter are quite dancing 😂

ohhh the eren calling out grisha part really got me like low blow. jeez. be a father for once. poor carla though i’m happy she wasn’t there to see the man she loves just kicking their son out. she’d be even more heartbroken. but grisha is a predicament. wow this is a lot of drama anon colt the mvp tho as always my sweetie 🥹🥹🥹

#doctorkasa x governorson!eren

[jaegerbroshoe]

Man, I think Faye would have been a total beauty if she’d grown up. 

#I'm so curious as to how she would look grown up #as an aunt to zeke and eren #she'd be a feminine version of both of them I guess? #or perhaps a feminine version of grisha...? #I mean the jaegers are all lookers so #no doubt about her growing up pretty #faye #snk speculation #my opinion

[kylaschuyler]

RANDOM AOT ACTOR AU HEADCANNONS

●Berthold and Sasha are dating. Bert accidentally revealed it on a morning show. ●Fans watched 104th grow. Eren is different from the role he's playing, he's a quiet and shy kid. ●Armin and Historia are real-life twins. They don't have a background in acting. A scout saw them in a park playing, their mom thought it was a scam not until the scout called Erwin on the phone (the mom is a big fan) and she immediately agreed to let her kids audition. Armin and Historia weren't forced, they actually enjoyed it. ●Erwin's first TV series is AOT, he's one of the highest-paid Broadway/West End actors. He agreed to it so that he could have new experiences. Marie is his real-life wife. ● AOT caused multiple social media websites to crash after Eren's first transformation, Marco's sudden death, the reveal of the three Marleyan titan shifters in Paradis, Zeke's first appearance, RTS, and the whole season 4 episodes. ●Carla Yeager is Eren's real-life aunt. ●Zeke hates his own character. ●Floch is actually a charming guy. ●Jean, Floch, and Eren are best pals. They made vlogs together and they live in the same house. Some of their content is dedicated only to reading hate tweets about Floch. ●Floch got the big break he was seeking for years because of his realistic acting on AOT. It was his first antagonist role. The role helped him bag multiple acting awards. ●Levi and Pieck started a trend after they were featured on a magazine cover. ●In contrast to their role, Hange smells the best among the cast. ●Connie is a gamer/rapper, he might look mischievous but he's a UNICEF ambassador. He campaigns against child abuse, etc. ●Levi and Annie are the most giggly amongst the cast. Levi had a hard time acting seriously most of the time. ●Eren agreed to several questionable roles, his new projects might not have the best plotline yet fans still watch it because they think he's hotter than before. ●The dedicate your heart rings became a thing after Levihan's proposal at the set became viral. ●Reiner has a dump account on Twitter and trolls his own fans. ●Connie and Porco streamed together (they played a few different Roblox obby for hours) with Udo, Zofia, Falco, and Gabi for a charity cause. ●Historia's emotion on Ymir's letters wasn't scripted. ●Eremika confirms they're dating after the series. ●Mikasa also voiced several anime characters and voiced a Disney princess. Mikasa has a wide vocal range. Mikasa, Annie, and Connie share the same dark humor. ●Pieck is also a ballerina. She performs at the opera house. ●Porco might look young but he's the same age as Moblit. ●Ymir is an Olympic athlete. She once won gold in the skateboarding category.

#bertholdt hoover #sasha braus #eren yeager #armin arlert #historia reiss #krista lenz #erwin smith #Marco bott #annie leonhardt #reiner braun #carla jaeger #zeke jaeger #jean kirschstein #floch forster #levi ackerman #pieck finger #hange zoe #connie springer #levihan #udo #snk zofia #gabi braun #falco grice #ymir #mikasa ackerman #eremika #porco galliard #moblit berner #snk #aot

[dead-end-stuff]

𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐂𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐦 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐭 𝐘𝐨𝐮

Various AOT Men × Reader

Summery: The title says it all☝✨

Fandom: Attack On Titan

Warnings/Extras: Fluff, embarrassed boi's, High School AU (you're seniors)

Reader's Gender: No pronouns/ Anonymous

Word Count: 664

A/N: I hope you all enjoy this drabble💖

You were in the library studying for your upcoming test that was worth 30% of your grade when you suddenly had a weird and uncomfortable feeling that someone was staring at you. Their intense stare drilling itself into the back of your head until you couldn't take it anymore. When you glanced around to where you felt the stare. You saw them staring intently at you until you made eye contact with them. They were sitting three tables away from you holding a book of their own. When they snapped out of their trance their whole face turned red and immediately turned to look somewhere else. As if they weren't just staring at you. Weirdo.

↳ Connie Springer, Reiner Braun, Zeke Yeager

You were in a relaxing café enjoying your food while reading your favorite book not having a care in the world since you had completed your essay and got a good grade on it. This was your way of rewarding yourself. When you felt a pair of eyes staring at you. You brushed it off at first as nothing but a weird feeling until it became unbearable. Then you turned your head to where you felt the stare was coming from. They were a table behind you and when you made eye contact with them they let out a small ek before standing up abruptly from their table and rambled up apologies for staring and making you uncomfortable before they put their money on their table, paying for their food, and ran out of the café blushing like a crazy person. You blinked twice before letting out a small chuckle. That was weird for sure, but they were adorable.

↳ Armin Arlelt, Jean Kirschtein, Bertholdt Hoover

You already knew from the moment you stepped foot into the classroom that someone was staring at you. You were late for your next period. Why though? Some punk decided that it was a good idea to dump milk on your book bag. Thankfully your supplies didn't get ruined though. But as for your book bag... It smelled like cheese and it was sticky and wet. You made a mental note to get it washed after school. And now here you are. It annoyed the hell out of you on how people would always look at you whenever you open that damn door. Its like they haven't seen another human for years. It was stupid. But the stare you were feeling lingered longer than usual, even when you sat on your assigned seat. You felt the stare was coming from the person on your right. You went along with your instinct and glanced at the person right next to you. And when you did, surprisingly they weren't looking at you. But they sensed that you were looking at them, and they gave you an annoyed glare. What are you looking at? They grumbled. You blinked and felt your face go hot in embarrassment. You apologized to them quickly and just in time, your teacher began the lesson. You wanted to bury yourself in a hole. The person next to you let out a silent tch, before staring down on their notes with a tint of blush on their cheeks. Thank God that they sensed you were going to glance at them. Other wise that would have been super humiliating for them. But on the plus side, you noticed them. Your eyes were more beautiful close up. Just at the thought it made them hot.

↳ Eren Yeager, Porco Gallilard

You don't even know that they're staring at you. They are good at hiding and stealth. They could admire you from afar and you would never know. It kinda terrifying at the thought of what one could do if they had this kind of ability (after all great power comes great responsibility (🕊R.I.P Aunt May🕊)). But they choose to instead use this power for observing you. But not in a creepy way, kind of.

↳ Levi Ackerman

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#antisocialfreaksclub #attack on titan #attack on titan x reader #snk #snk x reader #aot connie #connie springer x reader #snk reiner #aot reiner #reiner braun x reader #snk zeke #aot zeke #zeke yeager x reader #snk armin #aot armin #armin arlert x reader #snk jean #aot jean #jean kirstein x reader #aot bertholdt #bertholdt hoover x reader #snk eren #aot eren #eren yeager x reader #snk porco #aot porco #porco galliard x reader #snk levi #aot levi #levi ackerman x reader

[one-more-fangirl]

acting aus are one my favorite aus for animes, especially when ppl draw them and add little dialogue. i love seeing who they've related to who, the little relationships between actors and how different or similar their characters are to the persona the artists have created them to be. and the explanations they give to whatever random scene has happened in the anime. it's so fun!

in my aot acting au that i'll never draw bc i can't draw for shit, connie and sasha are actually twins irl, and they're disgusted when ppl ship their characters

"EW! gross, connie and sasha are never getting together!"

"i will literally quit if they do"

it was their idea to include the "she was like my twin" for s4 and connie actually cried when he saw sasha looking so dead.

"it's so realistic. why isn't she moving? move you bitch, say smth!"

"aw, con, don't cry! i'm perfectly fine, see?"

historia and armin are also twins, and they've done each other's stunts and been each other's doubles many times. they always laugh when ppl that didn't know they were siblings say that their characters really could pass as twins.

historia and ymir are also dating irl, that's a couple in and out of the show, i refuse to accept any other options. and the chaotic trio is a chaotic foursome bc marco might be dead but he's still around as director intern (idk if that's a thing) and as an extra, so the fandom is always analyzing the scenes to see if they can find him around

eren and jean are those actors that can never keep the spoilers to themselves and they play fight and chastise each other in every interview, having levi, hange, and erwin as the actual adults that keep them in line. they're great friends outside of it

the younger cast actually calls erwin and levi their dads, they're married, and the levi squad (both dead and alive) talk about levi calling him captain

"oh yeah, and in that one scene, capt'n had to...."

"i remember captain was so mad, you've no idea, he went to get dad..."

the adults are laughing the younger ones of, joking around and calling them by their last names from time to time. they're a big family. hange's the wine aunt, and she has the enthusiasm of her character. she's pulled pranks with the chaotic foursome before

annie is so sweet irl, and very talkative, nothing to do with her character (picture rosa from b99 and stephanie. completely different. it's exactly the same), and the warriors, especially reiner, like to make fun of that.

speaking of, reiner is very similar to his character, but the one before we know he's the armor titan. he's a good guy, fun to talk to and everyone likes to say he's the big brother of the group. he has also done a meme audio ppl use on tiktok similar to the one with sheldon that goes "mom's smokes in the car. jesus is okay with it but we can't tell dad.; no, no that secret, the other secret.; i'm batman!; dammit sheldon!", but his is:

"annie is gay. zeke is okay with it but we can't tell bert"

"no, not that secret, the other secret"

"i'm the armor titan!"

"dammit, reiner!"

armin, eren and him have also done the tiktok with the "so you're eren and you're... woah, who's this babe you're with, jaeger?" sound

mikasa is also different to her character, but it's not as shoking as annie's is, bc she's a little shy too. but interviews with her are very fun to watch bc she'll play any game they propose and gets very into it. she does this little dance every time she does smth right. the cast's snap and insta stories are full of random videos of her being cute. they have compilations on the youtube channel

they have a youtube channel, yes. and they do fun videos while shooting and out of it, bc they do a lot of get togethers. sometimes they'll even go on holiday and make vlogs out of it. all the pranks they pull, the challenges and even the "tea time with your favorite sets of twins ft. whoever joins them that day", where both sets of twins tell you what's up with the cast, and what they're allowed to tell you about the new season or movie or oda. these are the fans favorite videos and they're updated every two weeks, with an special each time they wrap. jean, eren, reiner and bert tried to do a parody to it once "telling you what's up with da bois", where they sat at a couch and acted dumb about what was going on on the show and trash talked the whole cast

"ye, so i'm the armor titan and-"

"wait. hold on. i thought bert was the attack titan"

"no, you idiot! i'm the attack titan. those two are just fillers. duh"

while in quarantine, the channel was updated so much. whether it was bc they were bored and needed to do smth in their houses, or lives, or two min videos, really any kind of bs they could think of went to the yt channel. some live together, and others in the same building so they were like "shopping trip to the store a block down, with porco and zeke!" and they walked five feet apart from the other, shouting to talk between themselves while eren filmed them from the jaeger apartment for insta, wheezing and calling them fools (these two aren't actually brothers, they just took the joke very far and now that they live together the apartment is called "the Jaeger cell)). even the levi and erwin did a video: "a day in quarantine with your aot dads. ps.: yw, sasha and connie"

annie and mikasa share an apartment and the fans are always saying they're dating (which i will not confirm nor deny) and they want them to do a house tour, but they're yet to fulfill their desires

behind the scenes are always hilarious bc the titans have to wear this huge ass heads and sometimes something else on their shoulders (like reiner and zeke) and they're walkking on these miniature versions of the towns, looking like godzilla. the fans haven't figured out how that looks good on the screen yet. there's make-up sessions for the "after titan state" and ymir and armin are always talking about whatever shenanigan comes up to their mind those mornings. conspiracy theories are born there. table runs with pieck and porco switching ppl's papers, talking when they're not supposed to. jean going along with marco to hide in the crowd of extras sometimes, bringing a camera with them and trying to pull a got placing stuff randomly to see if they catch them.

"let's hide it here!"

"no bro, that's too obvious, this is an elephant plushie. if they don't find this i'm losing all faith in them"

catch the fans replying to them "bro? wdym bro? jean, you're going to break your bf's heart!"

niccolo's food really is delicious, and as soon as they say "cut!", they're fighting for it. once they had to retake one so many times, they ended up full.

and I KNOW gabi's hated, but she's a really funny and sweet girl irl, and she's gotten hate, the poor thing so the others had to intervene and say some things, bc we love our kids' cast

and that's all i've got for now

also magazines ft the aot cast are some of the hottest magazines out there, along with the jjk cast and hq

#acting!au #aot hc #attack on titan #attack on titan headcanons #aot headcanons #aot scenarios #attack on titan scenarios #aot acting au #paulie drabbles #aot drabble #connie springer headcanons #sasha braus headcanons #eren jaeger headcanons #mikasa ackerman headcanons #armin arlert headcanons #annie leonhart headcanons #reiner headcanons #historia headcanons #ymir headcanons #levi ackerman headcanons #erwin smith headcanons #hange zoe headcanons #did i make half the cast related? #yes i did #but do i regret it? #sometimes #but not most of the time

[stupid-sloot-headcanons]

I have always wondered about how aggressive Gabi would be when Reiner brings back his darling from Paradis, ready with knives and all

Oh god it'd be such an uphill battle getting his friends and family and superiors to be on board with this lol

Gabi and other members of his family hear him explaining that he brought his Darling back because they weren't a devil, and they cared for him in a way none of the other Paradisers did (tending his wounds, showing kindness/charity, maybe even wanting to keep his real identity secret because they didn't want him to get hurt or imprisoned). And Gabi can obviously see there's a romantic undertone to how he talks about them and she insists that Darling just bewitched or seduced him, but Reiner holds his ground and insists that isn't it. He knows she doesn't know what the war is really like, what Paradisers are really like. And she and his family are begging him to please just find an Eldian in Marley to settle down with, but Reiner refuses; Warriors have been allowed to keep "captives" like this as long as they're also Eldian, so he's not doing anything illegal.

And his family ices Darling out for a LONG time. Gabi is obviously hostile, but Reiner's parents, his aunt and uncle, all of them see Darling as a devil that seduced their Reiner and is just faking this innocent captive act. I think it'd take something like Darling saving their lives or something similar for them to really warm up to them and see they're just a person like them. Maybe Reiner's mom asks about what Reiner went through in Paradis and Darling shows genuine sympathy and compassion for him. Look, a mother knows when a person really cares about her son, alright?

At that point I think Reiner's mom would grow to accept Darling, but do everything they can to keep them from ever leaving him because they make their very traumatized and less stable son so happy.

The rest of the Warriors have some different reactions. Porco outright says it was stupid of Reiner to take them for two reasons: One, this Paradiser is probably just manipulating an idiot like him. Two, you're only supposed to get a "war wife" if you're a good soldier/do a good job. Pieck is the most openly friendly and accepting, but she keeps a healthy level of suspicion and skepticism since Darling's Paradisian. Zeke...would probably feel bad for Darling, but he's got his own plan to "save" Eldians. He'd be cordial and friendly with Darling, and he'd clearly see that Reiner is wayyy too obsessed with them.

Falco's the most accepting of the kids, but Udo's also kind of alright with Reiner's Darling. They're a Paradisian devil, but that means they're full of secret information that he can use to learn about the enemy!

Most of the people in Marley hate Darling since they're a Paradisian AND an Eldian, but they don't want to shit on Reiner the war hero too much by proxy whenever they're rude to his Darling. They always know they're an outsider and reviled though. I think some opinions would soften if Darling helped out during Marley's siege and it was proven that they weren't in on the attack; like if they openly defended Marleyans from the Scouts or flipped the fuck out on Eren. They'd be distrusted at first and interrogated heavily, but I think Falco/Pieck/Porco would all vouch for them if they saw Darling defending Marley.

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