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godfath3rr · 1 year
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could rlly a thick bih rn
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liljedisblog · 6 months
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I was thinking maybe I need to be regressed to a dumb baby pretty soon so I don’t make mistakes like giving out personal info cus as a dumb baby I wouldn’t even know what would even be PLEASE REGRESS Me Soon I’m a a stupid adult maybe as a full time baby I won’t have any responsibilities to worry about for the rest of my days :,’(
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thegreatmingus · 7 months
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sometimes i wonder if babies puke on purpose. like i wouldn't blame them if they did. imagine all those motherfuckers that love to pat you on the back when they hug you. now imagine puking on them for assuming they were allowed to do that. who are you to assume i need to be burped? do i look like a baby? well then i'm gonna act like a baby and throw up on your shoulder. gonna get mad about it? now you're making me upset. tell me to stop shrieking will you? brother now my dipey's full and there's only one sick fuck to blame here, and he's got wet milky throw up all down the back of his tacky suede sports jacket.
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jegulusbutalsojily · 1 year
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Headcanon that when hagrid was sent to get baby Harry, he had to pry Harry’s little fingers from his crib. He was screaming, shaking, and crying for his parents, determined not to leave them.
Based off of what i did on my 6th birthday party, because i thought my parents left me 🤩
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idontfitin · 2 years
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🌸 Meet Delilah 🌸 My Baby Girl ❤️
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morningmama · 2 years
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[photo from pinterest]
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hannahsaryn · 2 years
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Diary of a depressed Mother
Another sleep schedule of a typical four-month-old baby flashes onto my screen. I've learned that my four-month-old is not 'typical'. Apparently, they are supposed to be sleeping ten to twelve hours at night, my baby has not had one overnight sleep. He will wake at least three times from seven pm to seven am. After doing it all, we've realized that it was we who were in the wrong, having expectations has driven me to insanity.
So, I have let it all go - he didn't nap at all today? oh well, try again tomorrow. He's micro-feeding more than ever? Okay, it will end one day. The heat rash he has is being stubborn and won't leave? Just keep slathering him in coconut oil.
My mind is constantly reminding me, "he will only be an infant for a year" "one day he will be able to talk to me" "the longest four months of my life have already gone by, I can do this six more" "as long as he laughs every day and is still eating, he is okay" "he is one hundred and twelve days old, just a few hundred more"
"I will be okay again one day"
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janessamakesart · 2 months
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I will literally melt in place when my son does this!
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moovertoys · 11 months
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The kitchen stove was given to a client landlord at a show in LA and it’s her son. Thank you so much for sharing your son #happy moment. Shop here: moovershop.com
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babsleepingnow · 11 months
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Here's the ultimate guide on how to change a diaper like a pro! From step-by-step instructions to essential tips and tricks, this handy tutorial will make diaper changing a breeze.
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goblinmodemom · 1 year
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Future Gamer life :) Spouse badly touches his cellphone, so whenever he snaps a pic, it’s special 😂 He actually took a really great one this time AND it’s hysterical (can you find him?!).
Not me, sitting here and watching baby-led weaning for kiddo who is about to be eight months old…I can’t even cook for myself 😵‍💫 How tf did I make it to my 30s!? Halp! Were going to try egg with her today :)
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sharonmoore05 · 1 year
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Long Time, no see
Wow. So I just logged into this and realized that it’s been over three years since I last posted. So much has happened in that time. So since we last talked, the whole world has changed. And, as I think is true with most people, the pandemic changed our outlook on life. I think I’ll make this an overview post, and then write some other posts tailored to some of our other adventures. In March…
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protagonist52 · 1 year
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#HappyValentinesDayBabySUPER Unfortunately I won’t be able to see you to give you your chocolate and new dinosaur toy. (But you’ll get it when you get older. Your 2022 Xmas Present is there too.) Sorry I never got a chance to take you out and teach you how to surprise the women in your life. Sorry I never got a chance to share one of my secret talents with you and draw home made Valentines day cards of their favorite cartoon characters and hand write personal notes. Lastly, sorry the plans I make to see you always get cancelled because everyone knows the more you smile around me, the more they will have to explain for my absense. At least I can act normal on Valentine’s day, with pics from our last time out together in December 11, 2022. Continue to be great, and one day, you’ll learn what very few understand… SUPERDaddat will never be the evil person they want me to be. The few time we see each other, we know the vibes. That will continue until my last breath. Nothing will stop me from being what I have been since my first breath… SUPER! What motivates you to be better each day? Mine is ensuring his childhood is better than my whole life. Let’s discuss yours in the comment section below ⬇️ . . ~~~ Double tap if you agree 🦖😍 Tag 👥| Share 📲 | Comment ✍🏽 Turn on post notifications 🔊 #SUPERKevTheMATHMAgiciaN #BABYAJTheMATHMAgiciaN #LilKingSUPER #CHILDSUPPORTKev ~~~ . 📸 captured by SUPERKevTheMATHMAgiciaN . #StartingtoactlikemyDad #LikeFatherLikeSon #BabyBoyClothes #BabyBoyStyle #BabyLove #BabyLife #BabyDiary #BabiesofInsta #Instababy #PositiveEnergy #PositiveVibes #BlackExcellence #WeDoItForOurBabies #BabyBoy (at Massachusetts) https://www.instagram.com/p/CooZA9kuad3/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
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hannahsaryn · 2 years
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Peanut butter, chocolate chip pancakes, and Iced Coffee.
Can it be any simpler?
"There are alternatives, I just want to help by making it simpler for you during this specific time." My doctor had just finished telling me she wanted me on antidepressants after invalidating my "I mean I feel this way but it's just a season, pretty normal." with "No, this isn't normal"
My eyes crossed, what did she mean this wasn't normal? All moms didn't feel this way after birth? Did I just accidentally expose myself? My heart sank so deep there was no way of picking it back up. I'm not normal?
It wasn't until 1:42pm that day that I realized I had to come to terms I was not okay. Listening to a message from my best friend she told me she watched a video in which this guy responded to his therapist "how many times do you think about death?" question with "I mean, not more than normal" only for his therapist to say "Well 'Normal' is zero, so..."
The cannon was lit, I was going to shoot off into a black hole and never come back. It was not normal to think about death so often. This was not normal. What was normal? How long have I been this way?
Will I love my life again?
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http://swastikmaternityclinic.com SWASTIK MATERNITY
During pregnancy, getting enough calcium is crucial for both the mother and the baby's health! Calcium helps in the development of the baby's bones, teeth, muscles, and nerves.
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