#based on an actual conversation I had

[onceandfuturelesbian]

merlin, talking about his celebrity crush: he’s hot, shut up.

arthur: you’re hot, shut up.

merlin: what?

arthur: what?

#based on an actual conversation i had #i’m merlin in this scenario #and yes #i was talking about katie mcgrath #bbc merlin #merlin #merthur #arthur pendragon #bbcm #merthur incorrect quotes #merlin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: an interaction with my best friend like over a year ago

[lukewarmsnakepiss]

it be like that sometimes

#no shade towards anyone here but if you actively shove sexualities down unlabelled ppls throats you really suck #psa: not everyone needs a label #‘bUt iSnT UnLaBeLLeD aLsO a LaBeL??‘ #im tired #based on an actual conversation i had #unlabelled #lgbtq

[attyattlaw]

like hiring a horse to dogsit

#based on an actual conversation ive had #trafalgar law #killer #massacre soldier killer #op killer #can we just settle on killer's actual tag like actually? #eustass kid #eustass kidd #this may come as a surprise but i was killer in that conversation #ross then proceeded to compute the actual ascorbic acid content relative to my body mass and i just continued drinking #that band au #forgot that tag #tw alcohol

[trans-axolotl]

nothing makes me more insane than the phrase "selling your body" btw. like was i not also selling my body at every other job i've had where i had to be on my feet all day, lifting boxes, working in a warehouse, etc. why is it that sex work is uniquely labeled as "selling your body" while every other job is sorted into another category, no matter how much that job might have a physical impact on your body. lmao.

#personal #sw #in fact i have had worse long term physical effects from my jobs that were not sw. as a matter of fact #anyway also related conversation to be had about how most of the human trafficking in the US is not sex trafficking but is in fact other #types of labor that is trafficked #and that if you include prison labor as human trafficking based on different definitions. there is a lot of important connections we can dr #draw. about labor. power. control. and how to build solidarity to actually fight for people's right to free + safe working conditions and #self determination

[leon-anna]

You wouldn't believe how long Leon has had this one tucked away. Until recently, it had been virtually collecting dust on her procreate app without anyone to admire its craftsmanship. I now have the grand privilege of posting it to our wonderful chaos site 😁 I think you'll all really enjoy the Domino Twins in this 10 panel story! K, that's all, see ya later👋

#star wars #the clone wars #clone wars #tcw #anna talks #swtcw #clone troopers #sw #clones #arc trooper fives #arc trooper echo #the domino twins #the domino squad #my bois #they are freaking adorable 🥰🤩🥰 #dont worry fives i am also a cube #this os actually based off of an actual conversation I have had. #its nice

[puppyeared]

id fumble him so bad

#really really rushed but ill probably go back and clean these up tmrw anyway #i havent played stardew valley but ive been meaning to because i have a little crush on this guy ^_^ hes cute #idk why but smth about him is really endearing. like between him and sunburst i feel like theres a pattern here but idk what #i guess my type is boys that whimper #the last two images are based on a real conversation i had with my doctor a few years ago lol. deadass stared at me for a good 2 minutes #i wanna make a farmersona too...... if my minecraft gameplay is anything to go by id probably play with animals all day instead of #actually farming........ can i just do livestock in stardew.. i dont have a green thumb i managed to kill a succulent once...... #actually idk if my computer is even strong enough to run steam but i dont wanna get it on my phone. maybe ill get the microsoft download #unless stardew has its own website like minecraft. i really dont know anything abt it so im going in blind from the start #my art #myart #doodles #puppysona #sona #sdv #sdv harvey #stardew valley #whats funny about this is i have a classmate who kinda looks like if brian david gilbert and harvey had a baby. i havent told him this

[temeyes]

ghostsoap but make it into a hs au

#the dialogue's based on an actual conversation i had with a classmate back in 6th grade LMAOOOOO #lowkey can't believe that was also my semi-gay awakening then eUGH #my art #2023 #call of duty #call of duty: modern warfare 2 #call of duty: modern warfare #call of duty: modern warfare ii #cod #codmw #codmwii #codmw2 #simon riley #simon ghost riley #ghost #soap mactavish #johnny mactavish #johnny soap mactavish #ghoap #ghostsoap #art #fanart #digital art #digital drawing #sketch #doodle #comic #video games #activision #infinity ward

[sirenaex]

Dazai: Popcorn is corn that was punished

Dazai: The Salem corn trials

Chuuya: Go the fuck to bed

Dazai: No<3

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd incorrect quotes #bsd shitpost #dazai osamu #chuuya nakahara #soukoku #based off an actual conversation i had #bsd chuuya #bsd dazai

[oceanwithouthermoon]

i think its weird that i have to make this disclaimer but the internet is crazy so wtvr,, anyway,,

if i say i dont like something, that doesnt mean "that thing is bad and nobody should post it.."

i swear literally every time i even mention that i dislike something, people will go "wow does that mean u fucking hate me cuz i post that thing? ur a fucking stupid bitch and all ur opinions r wrong" LIKE ?? er.. no. just because i say i dont like certain characterizations of certain characters (the saiki k fandom is CRAZY about this cuz i can state an opinion on literally any character and a group of people will still go 'well only we're allowed to post our opinions about them because we're always right!1!1!'), or certain ship tropes (mentioned my hatred of toxic yaoi maybe once or twice on here months ago and people STILL get mad at me as if i said toxic yaoi lovers r evil or something), or certain ships, or WHATEVER, does not mean that i HATE the people who are posting them or that i think they shouldnt post them at all, NO, im just posting about my personal tastes on my personal blog and it would be extremely weird and hypocritical if i decided that i was the ONLY person that was allowed to do that,,

i think the only reason people assume that is because there are a lot of other people on here who ARE like that, and a lot of people toe the line between posting that they dont like something and posting that they think everyone who likes that thing is stupid, annoying, and wrong,, so i guess all i can say is, sorry for whatever made you make these assumptions but they arent true about me so plz leave me alone ʘ‿ʘ ur doing the same thing to me that ur accusing me of but i didnt do it in the first place so ur just actively being a dick for no reason

#crazy that the mindset some people on here have is that theyre the only ones allowed to post their opinions #ive repeated this a lot on this blog but i rlly think people forget that the person on the other side of the screen is in fact a person #if ur harassing people and publicly making fun of them then ur just as bad as any real life bully #that shit isnt as funny or harmless as u like to pretend it is #not once have i ever targetted anyone or went on someones blog to harass them over my opinion #yet people think its fine to do the same to me and treat it as if its like. revenge or something #like ? me saying 'i dont like toxic yaoi' is not equivalent to someone going on someone elses page and going 'how tf do u like toxic yaoi' #I DONT CARE !! all ive ever done is sit in my own little bubble and had opinions and that makes people mad #honestly though the people who will publicly talk and post abt it are significantly meaner #and i want to act like im not bothered by it because i know most of them r just angry that someone has a different opinion #and they want all their followers to bandwagon off of them (idk why maybe for validation or whatever-same reasons anyone would bully) #but seriously if u actually do think that something i said was out of line and crossed thise boundaries- just fucking tell me ? #im a person bro. ur solution to disagreeing with me shouldnt be 'lol im gonna post abt this and make everyone harass them' #have a conversation with me dude i dont bite ? if u cant talk to me like a person then just dont fucking say anything wtf #its so cowardly to be like 'well no i didnt wanna say anything to u cuz i didnt wanna be rude.. so instead i publicly made fun of u!' #LIKE WHATTTT STOPPPPP </3333 #ok anyway this post wasnt supposed to get THAT serious. #MY POINT IS just be considerate of other people and dont base ur hatred off of assumptions #ur deflecting the blame onto someone else because u dont want to admit that ur just a fucking bully lol #being inconsiderate on here is something ive also been guilty of back when i first joined the fandom and was clueless #but grown ass adults who have been on here way longer r still doing that shit which is crazy #and i cant say anything because they have so much leverage over me and idk if its on purpose or if they dont even realize #ok im putting fandom tags cuz i want people to see this sorry. this is my one post thats actually targetted but its at a lot of people #so if u look at this and think 'hey i do that' pls evaluate urself<3 #i mean its also targetted at everyone who does this anonomously so i dont know who it is OKOK IM DONE BYE SORRY HOPE THIS IS UNDERSTANDABLE #watch nobody read this fr #saiki k #tdlosk #the disastrous life of saiki k. #meows post

[lollitree]

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What’s better than the satisfaction of winning?

#XYLiro #pokemon #pokemon xy #art #allartstuff #ownstuff #fun fact! the dialogue here is based on an actual conversation purrl and I had when I was writing this part

[mwolf0epsilon]

Catnip for Humans

Hardcase, watching some funny tooka videos on his datapad: There's nothing better to pass the time on a long commute, quite like a good ol' cat compilation on SpaceTube... They're so silly. Silly little guys!

Fives: People really get a kick out of recording their tookas doing weird crap, uh?

Hardcase: Yep! And I say keep it coming! No such thing as too many tooka cat videos.

Fives: I dunno... What's so special about this compilation compared to the hundreds you watched before?

Hardcase: These ones are about what the cats do when their owners give them catnip. Look at them! They love the stuff!

Jesse: Half of these look crazy. The other half looks like it got to the good stuff in the medbay...

Hardcase: Yup.

Jesse: Dang... I wish they made catnip for people.

Dogma, looking up slightly bewildered at Jesse's statement: They... Do...

Jesse, genuinely curious: Uh? There's human-nip for real?

Dogma, blinking: .... Marijuanna...

Fives & Hardcase, cackling at Jesse's expense:

Jesse, realizing his mistake:

Dogma: Did you seriously forget weed is a thing?

Jesse, hiding his face in his hands: I hate you.

Dogma, shrugging: Hopefully you won't forget its illegal on Coruscant too...

Jesse, blushing: CAN IT!

Fives & Hardcase, still cackling:

Jesse, throwing his hands up in defeat and stomping off: I hate this karking battalion!

#star wars #the clone wars #clone trooper hardcase #arc trooper fives #arc trooper jesse #clone trooper dogma #drug mentioned #this is based on an actual conversation I had today

[misery-has-no-company-now]

Washington (probably) [with his eyes watering, gasping for breath] : Why do you love eating spicy food so much??

Louisiana : It's the only way I'm able to feel something again.

Washington :

Louisiana :

Florida :

Washington :

Louisiana :

Florida : Loui, bud- we need to talk.

Texas [sitting down while being flanked by Colorado and New Mexico - who are having a staring contest over the top of his head - and eating bowls full of chili given to him by the two of them to see who's is better] : Ain't nothing here to talk about really, he's right.

Colorado and New Mexico : break staring contest to look towards Florida and nod sagely

Florida :

Washington :

Loui, Tex, Coco, and New Mex : …

Florida :

Washington :

Florida : See this is why I create chaos-

Washington [leaving] : You're all messed up.

#Texas - blinks and continues eating #Coco and Nemi - return to glaring at each other #Loui - tries to run away from Florida #but fails #based on an actual conversation I have had #btw spicy food is the best I will fight someone for this #honestly in my opinion it isn't well-seasoned unless and until the food is looking flaming hot #and even that just means it's full of spices; it isn't necessarily 'spicy' per se tbh #welcome to the table #wttt #wttt colorado #wttt florida #wttt louisiana #wttt new mexico #wttt texas #wttt washington #washington is so fed up with these states #he can't handle anything that's actually tasty to eat btw - personal hc #and also he's allergic to a lot of things too #but even apart from that most of the food loui cooks is intolerable for him #florida is also done with his best friend not being fine #loui regrets saying this in front of him #they're all so deranged I love them very much

[sparkynsnoozles]

Zuko, looking at the bills: Spotify came out today.

Sokka: Good for Spotify! Love is love

#based on real a actual conversation i just had with link #sokka #zuko #zukka #atla #avatar the last Airbender #lmao im dying he really did say that

[hazyange1s]

Sebastian: you really need to get out of your comfort zone sometimes.

Ominis: it’s quite small, so it isn’t too difficult to get out of.

#hogwarts legacy #sebastian sallow #ominis gaunt #incorrect quotes #incorrect hogwarts legacy quotes #incorrect hogwarts quotes #harry potter #based off of an actual conversation I had with my friend

[dont-f-with-moogles]

Oda: Man, I love curry and that’s a fact! *flinging down his spoon* I want it on my tombstone, okay?

Dazai: …what, spread on it? Like, instead of flowers?

#based on an actual conversation I had with my best friend this week #oda sakunosuke #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd incorrect quotes

[downtowncannibal]

Girl put your clothes back on Billy Lenz is going on a rant about why Black Christmas is called Black Christmas and not White Christmas and he's going to continue for a solid minute before he starts screaming again

#yes this is a commentary refrence #based on a conversation i had in class about the scene #Nick Mancuso actually took psychology before focusing on acting #fun fact #so that's where all the psychological analyzing Billy does comes from #thanks nick #billy lenz #black christmas #black christmas 1974 #slashers #billy lenz x reader