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satoshy12 · 6 months
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Jazz and the baby Talons
The tiny Talons were clones of Dick Grayson, and Jazz had no idea how to explain them! She just found them in her room after Dani brought them to her.
She found them and saved the fellow clones! Like a good big sister!
Jazz wasn't sure what to say, but she took the clones with her and took care of them.
Dani seemed to love the idea of being a big sister, and Jazz didn't really want to return the children.
Dick was pretty confused as he saw the red-haired women with baby Grayson's in the Social Media. They look like him, but baby? Something is wrong with the Batcomputer
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basilf1res · 1 year
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DP x DC Prompt
Tucker creates a program nicknamed “GH05T”, he can break past any firewall with digital intangibility, he can get in and out undetected with invisibility. The program was possible with help from Danny. “GH05T” is literally Danny but he integrates himself into the internet, similar to Technus but actually successful.
Danny gets stuck in the batcomputer.
This “program” is discovered by Tim, is “GH05T” a threat? What is this seemingly human-like AI doing? Do Tim and “GH05T” become friends? (Danny proceeded to invade Tim’s laptop lol)
Tucker and Sam are absolutely freaking out. :)
Do they recruit Technus to save Danny?
I can see this becoming a Danny Phantom/Tim Drake kind of fic. Maybe I’ll add something on later.
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blanddcheadcanons · 1 month
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DAMIAN. 👏 IS. 👏 A. 👏META. 👏WHO.👏CAN. 👏MIMIC. 👏VOICES.👏AND.👏SOUNDS.👏
Okay so what am I on about? When Damian was first introduced he could perfectly mimic Tim’s voice, so convincingly that he got access to the Batcomputer.
Which to me…sounds like inhumanly? Like is it just me? Or like I don’t think that’s possible, to completely replicate a voice and especially someone you just met for the first time. (ALSO DC WHAT ARE YOU DOING, THAT SKILL OR POWER IS SO USEFUL, I AM SHAKING UR SHOULDERS AGGRESSIVELY)
Anyways so my headcanon is that Damian can perfectly replicate voices/ sounds of people he’s heard. However he has a limitation to it, because using that skill hurts his throat and he cannot talk until he lets his throat rest.
Damian often uses this skill to his advantage, to get out of tricky situations, to comfort himself (He talking to himself in Dick’s voice to calm himself down), to bond with others (Perfectly replicating famous movies lines with Dick, Steph, Tim, Jon)
He also uses this skill to calm down civilians. (Example: A girl is crying so, Damian begrudgingly puts on a Bugs Bunny voice to calm her down.)
He uses this skill to fight criminals as well.
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Bruce's List Of People Not Allowed Near The Batcomputer Under Any Circumstances:
1. Tim:- Has spilled grape soda all over the keys not once, not twice, not thrice, but on 17 separate occasions. Will attempt to deflect blame with excuses such as "it was like this when we got it!" (No, it wasn't) or "Jason did it!" (Has on multiple occasions ignored the fact that grape soda is vile and that Jason would never torture his tastebuds with it)
2. Alt. Versions Of Tim:- Destroying Bruce's sanity is part of any Tim's core programming. Alternate timelines and universes are not exempted from this law of nature.
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The Venture Bros - "Tanks For Nuthin'"
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nitpickrider · 1 year
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batman is essentially always in a room with loaded guns pointing blindly in every direction with the safety off. wouldn't you be scared? what if you truly believed you were the only person who could unload those guns if one of them started firing wildly? you'd be surly too i bet
Here's the rub, my friend. Batman's whole Babylon files schtick only works if you engage with him at the level of "something is going to universally compromise the entire superhero community EXCEPT FOR ME, and somehow these people I've known for years, the smartest, toughest, bravest people I've ever met will somehow not see me coming if they go evil." Like he believes that the entire League is going to turn evil one day and he, because he's god's gift to crime fighting, will be totally immune to stepping over the line. You know how long it would take an evil Superman to kill Bruce? As long as it would take him to float over the Batcave and point his heat vision directly on top of wherever Bruce is standing. If he truly, TRULY believed that the ENTIRE League was going to go bad at the same time, his only action would be taking them out proactivley because once they actually do go bad there is NOTHING he can do to functionally stop them. But even the IDEA of it speaks to a fundamental arrogance and lack of self reflection. Bruce isn't the only Superhero without powers. Bruce isn't the only hero who does the majority of his work as an urban vigilante. In fact the fact that he's been on the Justice League at all creates the same amount of higher level disconnect from "normal" concerns that he accuses his fellow Leaguers of. And I repeat, his own scrambling has proven his premise wrong at least twice, probably more than twice. The Babylon crisis showed that his plans were a huge liability that could disable the League basically dependent only on whether or not a villain can access the Batcomputer and his creation of Brother Eye showed that his own paranoia is a far bigger threat to the heroes around him than those heroes have ever been or could ever have been to him. Any solution to the idea of a Leaguer going bad would have to be, should be, MUST be communal. Because there is nothing that Batman can come up with to take down Superman that won't be less effective than just pitching Captain Marvel at the problem. If Batman HONESTLY believes he could take on the entire community single handedly? He's an idiot. If he HONESTLY believes that that is his right and responsibility? He's a danger to everyone around him.
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youweremadetosoar · 11 months
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So I’ve always thought, and it’s been reinforced by fanfiction, that Dick re-named all the gear to have Bat- prefixes (ex. The Batcomputer, Bat-A-Rangs, Batmobile, etc)
but I’ve been watching “The Batman” 2004 animated series and in one episode there’s a whole joke that Dick makes about Bruce and Lucius naming everything to go with the bat theme, and they refer to all the gear with bat prefixes long before Dick or Barbara join the Batfam,
So I just wanted to put that knowledge forth, because “9 year old names all of his gadgets” is adorable, but “20 year old picks bat themed names for all his equipment to match his mission to save Gotham in a bat suit” is absolutely hilarious.
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heroesriseandfall · 1 year
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Saw someone insist that Bruce has a rule for no food near the Batcomputer, which is funny because if he actually made that a rule I don’t think he’d survive. Alfred serving Bruce food right at his workspace is the only thing stopping him from working for 48 hours without sustenance.
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psxui · 7 months
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Batman & Robin (1998) - Batcomputer
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"SOMETIMES MY INTELLIGENCE SURPRISES EVEN MYSELF."
PIC INFO: Resolution at 1074x1650 -- Spotlight on the Riddler hacking into Bruce Wayne's computer files, as well as being his introductory page to the maxi-series, from "Justice" Vol. 1 #2. December, 2005. DC Comics.
"How do you find a computer powerful enough and quick enough to hack into Batman's digital information system? Find the richest man in town and use his."
-- RIDDLER on hacking Batman's files via Bruce Wayne's technology
Script by Jim Krueger & Alex Ross. Artwork by Doug Braithwaite & Alex Ross.
Source: www.zipcomic.com/justice-2005-issue-2.
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izzymrdb · 1 year
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duke thomas is the most likely to rick-roll the batcomputer and barbara gordon is the most likely to help him and saying that it's tim and steph is lies and slander because that implies that tim is a good enough hacker to do so and also willing to listen to steph when she vents about bruce and comes up with her newest idea to annoy the man
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kaibaspuppy · 1 year
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only the most serious of batman art here folks
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Here’s a list of what I am mostly basing my DC universe on/using as inspiration
Young Justice (animated show)
Teen Titans (animated show)
Wayne Family Adventures (webtoon)
All Arkham Games
Gotham Knights (video game)
My Adventures with Superman (animated show)
Batman: Brave and the Bold (animated show)
Shazam (live action movie)
Blue Beetle (live action movie)
Adventures of the Super Sons (animated movie)
Under the Red Hood (animated movie)
Batman the Telltale Series (video game)
Harley Quinn (animated show)
Titans 2018 (live action show)
Various Comics
Obviously most of these all fit together nicely, but they are the main sources I am basing characterizations, designs, or events on.
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blanddcheadcanons · 1 month
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Bruce has awful handwriting apart from his signature. Alfred made him go to Occupational therapy for it as a kid but it still hasn’t improved, which is why he prefers the Bat computer when he’s working 
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batsbr · 1 year
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roguetoo · 2 years
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