#bruce doesnt know whats going on

[p0ssym1lker]

Each batkid befriends Danny and no one knows they all befriended the same ghost guy

Until one day someone invites him to a dinner and they all just glare at each other because they know deep in their bones they met him first

It explodes into an argument pretty quickly because goddamnit they can't share everything

Imagine the spiderman point meme but a bunch of bats pointing batarangs

#dc x dp #danny fenton #dp x dc #danny phantom #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #cassandra wayne #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne #bruce wayne #bruce doesnt know whats going on #alfred and danny chat about food coming back to life

[mishy-mashy]

Shinomori is cute. Here's a post.

He is so baby-faced. He hasn't changed at all since he was 22, to when he died of "old age" at 40

(Old age? With a face like that? 40 years old?? Gimme that kind of youth and hotness Shinomori-)

He has tiny eyebrows. Like a puppy's (rottweiler's, for example). So cute and tiny and fuffy

He naturally frowns. Look at him and his mouth and his lil nose

He has a thing about keeping his arms near his chest. He sits with his arms crossed, introduces himself with his hands over his torso, and even walks with his arms crossed toward Midoriya

He has such clear skin for someone who lived the rest of his life in a forest??? Why do Hikage and Yoichi have such nice skin despite living in terrible environments? (forest and vault + abandoned streets respectively)

Is easily scared

They knew their Quirks could be used, but Shinomori got scared of it when it happened. Even though he gave Midoriya his support and access to his Quirk beforehand. Depending on the translation; "it startled me", "you scared me", "it surprised me"

I'm not going to hold running from AFO against him because he knew he was running for his life. Who wouldn't run for their life when it's in danger? Shinomori was being chased by the strongest person in the country (and likely the world)

His sense of self-preservation is probably heightened by the nature of his Quirk to keep him out of danger too. Which makes him all the more sensitive and jumpy to danger and anything that startles him, especially when he has no warning

He's actually extremely tall, but is so socially inept and jumpy it's adorable. He's taller than Bruce.

Bruce is as tall as a vault door that the 2m AFO used.

(Meanwhile Kudo is down there-)

He has such a bad sense of humor that it's cute (his puns off Danger Sense)

It's also adorable how Shinomori just doesn't understand social conventions sometimes. He lived in a forest, so it made sense, but also— Midoriya shows up in the void to the vestige platform for the first time. He has no mouth, no clothes—and Shinomori's first idea is to stand in front of him menacingly and go: "I shall explain. I am Shinomori Hikage." SIRRRR

This.

His Ability is basically like glorified anxiety. What if something is coming to hurt him? If something can hurt him? What if that tree falls while he's under it? And the ideas come so hard they hurt (although yes, it does detect ill intent and that's what sets it off)

He talks weirdly. Formal? Old-fashioned? Listening to him speak Japanese compared to others, it just sounds a bit different. (Translated subs don't show it very well, it's the voice itself methinks)

"This too, is destiny." *about Midoriya having OFA*

Kinda wise or sage-y. He did spend his life in solitude in the forests so he definitely spent a lot of time with his own thoughts. Maybe he found the meaning of life in a centipede or something one day

For someone so cute, he is also such. A fine. Specimen???

Look at those back muscles, dang.

LOOK AT HIS CALVES AND ARMS DANG.

#i dont think shinomori was part of the resistance considering the resistance fought the society AFO was making #and shinomori wanted to avoid society and thus hid away #but i do think bruce knew shinomori because he gave him ofa before he went to fight AFO and die #and afo doesnt seem to know hikage. if he did he wouldve found and killed him. but hikage is never in afos memories #yknow what shinomori needs some appreciation too #vestiges need more attention #also i always put shinomori dealing with bruces remnants in my fics so he needs some appreciation for that #like the kids dumped on him #shinomori received OFA at 22 years old. he was around bruces age methinks #hes not some kid the resistance took in. the resistance didnt take in kids anyway #or at least we dont see them #well fic stuff banjo has the time of his life with en wrangling kid hermits that dont know what electricity is #mha #bnha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #spoilers #hikage shinomori #ofa #one for all #ANYWAY hikage is ADORABLE and needs attention #just LOOK AT HIM #id have put this post out sooner but getting the pictures is always hard cuz popups or videos not working #i like shinomoris english voice actor. i dont stick around to hear anyone elses because i died when midoriya turned into a kid in the dub #i could probably make a list like this and bruces for the rest of the vestiges #yoichis small waist lovely skin and that he probably knows how to wrap kudo and bruce around his finger? #his “my heroes” and smiling as he goes “now now you two..”? kudos low voice and nice arms and SHORTNESS? #en going “senpai” and sitting on his chair like that? looking like he exudes gremlin energy? did he get carried around by banjo and nana? #it looks like he wouldve CMONN #i didnt include it in here cuz image limit but shinomori has big hands and feet (tag limit)

[graveyardgremlins]

that's it, i'm writting a Transmigration!AU fanfic of superbat... yall do whatever you want with that information

#i'm thinking #kal el transmigrates to the charming protagonist named clark kent #and bruce is like a duke who is supposed to fall in love with the protagonist #originally the protagonist was just this silly little guy who had powers but was super helpless #and kal is like nuh huh #i'm going to help the people of this world with this powers #what he doesnt know is that the duke is also the dark knight #which is one of the biggest plot holes of the original novel #so they meet each other as the duke and the commoner as the story wss supposed to go #but kal isnt interested so they are at best friendly #and then they meet as vigilantes #and fall in love #clark kent #bruce wayne #superbat #clark kent/bruce wayne #superman/batman

[oifaaa]

It's probably one of dc attempt to make bruce closer to gotham/the people he's protecting, that't why they let him be where he is rn. Although imo if they're trying to do that, they could make him suffer a bit more economically

Yeah it doesn't really feel like dc focus enough on his non hero life to actually feel the effects of his lack of capital and it doesn't even seem to really hinder his batman stuff even tho it definitely should do if you were currently reading batman you probably wouldn't even notice

#ask #anon #bruce doesnt feel any closer to the people of Gotham then he did before #and its not like he wasnt spending his money on helping gotham #or like he didnt understand what people were going through #so really its pointless #just something you can say to people as a wee fun fact #along with oh yeah alfreds been dead since 2018 #alot of it is also that everyone knows its not permanent #just a ticking clock until everything goes back to normal

[hailsatanacab]

NOOO I LEFT TWO OUT

they're my lighthearted predictions for the future lol

anyways thank u so much for the chapter i loved it so much

#close enough to be whole again #cetbwa #danny phantom #dp x dc #dpdc #i need to wait until im awake to answer things but i cant sleep because these are too good!! #hey have i said anything about the meta rule yet?? i know i have but idk what chapter its in #i think its in the next one so like #oh no wait was it in the last one?? #no i just checked its in the next one!! #so keep an eye out for that 😉 #also its so funny because the second one was obviously my exacts thoughts when writing that scene! #danny has such a warped sense of what a rich person has in their house - sam's parents are just like that #and having just like everything they ever need #vlad has like three secret labs and a ghost portal #bruce wayne has gotta have something and frankly Danny’s going to be disappointed in him if he doesnt #once he gets over everything else first #also also also #i know ive said it before but it bears repeating: #holy shit thank you so much #thank you so much?????? #i am enamoured with you #thank you i love you im glad you enjoyed the chapter 😊😊

[arobinwithoutbatman]

((Okay but the fact that each knight hears something different when you go and do the training tutorial.

Dick: "Let go of your self doubt and focus on my voice" and "I'm proud of you, Dick"

Barbara: "Let go of your pain and pay attention to my voice" and "Jim would be proud of you"

Jason: "Let go of your anger and listen to the sound of my voice" and "You've come so far, Jason"

Tim: "Let go of your grief and concentrate on my voice" and "Some day you'll surpass even me"))

#ooc #it says a lot about where each of their heads are at #still dont know if it's something they imagine whilst being in a vaguely meditative state as they pracitce #or if theres hologram stuff of some kind going on or what #im leaning more towards vaguely meditative because tim doesnt have much of a reason to be grieving until bruce died #so i highly doubt bruce prerecorded that #so i reckon theyre all imagining things theyd like to hear because... well they're all grieving now

[fightwing]

it's so important to me that for as guarded as dick can be with his emotions he is also so blatantly obvious

#whenever i think of dick not liking someone i immediately think of how obvious he was with jp/v #and his pettiness charms me unfortunately. #like dont get me wrong dick doesnt like jp/v for some other reasons but the fact #that even a little bit of it is that bruce asked him to be bman first and was mean to tim once #tickles me. like dick can 'idc what bruce thinks of me' all he wants but the second bruce actually does #go to someone else for a job he knows dick doesnt want dicks like oh so you hate me? you wish i was dead you think im useless? #and hes SO defensive of tim especially early tim as rob.in years #'you like rob.in' and dicks like 'are you trying to start a fight???' #his low self esteem and big brother instincts have charmed me. #* i'd love to write but it's just not realistic / ooc.

[roseworth]

alright im still thinking about it. the thing about bruce vs slade in terms of parenting is that they both love their kids and dont know how the express it. but the difference is bruce tries to express it in well-meaning actions that sometimes backfire or come off as cold/untrusting. whereas slade expresses it by attacking & manipulating his kids and oscillating between pushing them away and forcing them to be close to him

#its bruce encouraging cass to train and fight because he thinks thats what she wants and is whats best for her #vs slade crafting an exact scenario where he knows rose will kill someone then join him because he wants her with him #its bruce firing both dick & jason as robin because he was afraid they were in danger and going to get themselves hurt #vs slade attacking the titans because he knows that itll mean rose and joey lose their trust in him and find family in the titans instead #they both have good intentions in fatherhood but slades are all him actively hurting and manipulating them and KNOWING hes doing it #while bruce hurts his kids with what he doesnt do but his actions comes from a place of genuine love but no way to let it out #does this make sense!!!! please tell me im making sense!!!!!!!!

[himejoshiangels]

I hate you sanitized batfamily. I hate you clean cut dynamics and quickly resolved conflict through honest and open communication. I hate you erasure of tragedy and complexity and toxicity.

insane ramblings below ⬇️⬇️

#I LIKE THE MESS #they can get along and have their little weekly get togethers and sleep in each others beds and comfort each other and such but its RARE #only some of them are super affectionate w each other and only some of them are open emotionally so that when they are actually getting #along it means more #no household run by bruce fucking wayne is going to be healthy even a little bit #more often than not batfamily affection looks like patching up wounds or covering case file reports or making an excuse to join someone on #their patrol #most of it is indirect bcs none of these mfs know how to express or feel feelings in a way that doesnt involve explosions #THYEV HURT EACH OTHER IN THE PAST AND THATS WHAT MAKES IT FUN!!!!!! #i prefer stephs character with her being treated like shit by even bats that i am a huge fan of bcs it adds layers to their characters #not only does it make them more human but it makes stephs later triumph as batgirl/spoiler all the more meaningful #no more clean pure sanitized found family please #its like that one post where its like the bats have more incommon w a traditional 'blood related' family in the sense that they arent #together by choice or common interest but because of batman and the mission #i like it more when they find love snd understanding of each other within that dynamic #thought bubbles #the haunted house #batfam #batfamily #dc comics

[cainware]

I feel like Jason becomes very protective over his siblings, like even Dick, post-reconcile with the family. Like this man is the Only Fucker that's allowed to fuck with them and make their lives difficult. He actively seeks out anyone that might mess with his family and makes their lives a living hell, and though he does do some shady shit sometimes, he'll always be cursed to care about the batfamily.

#listen idk about yall but jason being the protective second older brother fuels me #especially with the fact that like no matter what universe you look at he always carries fondness for them still even if he hates it #like even if we go by arkham knight game jason in the tapes hes still not ruthless with barbara and asks her how alfred is #and theres reluctance to do these things even though hes angry and hurt because even there his only qualms were with bruce #and he still couldnt kill him #jason throwing hands for his little siblings #jason launching a man for calling dick the ethnic-group g slur and dick having to pull him off the guy to keep him from killing him #jason biting back with words whenever some little prick is giving damian a hard time for being arabic!!! #jason has absolutely no patience for people that fuck with his family #oh my god jason asking one of the girls if they want to handle catcallers or if theyll let him do it #steph has to say no because she knows jason might accidentally kill them even if he holds back #duke doesnt need the protection but the fact that jason stands up for him even still means a lot to him #i need to shut up im talking too much #jaybirdwhistles #jason todd

[martyrbat]

red hood: the lost days #6

[ID: Jason Todd pinning the Joker down in a puddle of gasoline by sitting on his chest. Jason is without his helmet with it laying in the gasoline near them. He has red eyeshadow around his eyes in the shape of his Robin mask and is snarling through gritted teeth down at the Joker, who's smiling up at him. Jason's muscular arms are exposed by wearing a black tanktop and blue jeans while the Joker is in his pinkish purple suit. Jason is holding a lit torch and behind them is a barricade of flammable barrels and the bright, full moon. In front of the moon is Batman with his cape flared out to resemble wings, his only visible feature being his glowing eyes. END ID]

#i know his dramatics and revenge fantasy gets the best of him but for the joker it just. didn't make sense #'i want it to be long and painful like how he beat & killed me' can be something yea but?? to actually stop ? #have him fantasize and build up this idea of what itll be like to kill joker and then the toppling down as hes still just so traumatized #and hurt. have him realizing how it didnt magically fix everything while also being confident in his choice because that risk of another #kid being merciless beaten or killed is gone. that he killed a horrible person and the world is better because of it #just... he isnt the world. #he stopped potential harm for others he feels good in killing joker he believes it was the best thing to do and he did it #but? what do you do when that harm isnt potential? when it isnt a threat but instead a memory that you have to relive through with every #single breath that you aren't supposed to have in the first place? #you did what you surely must been brought back to life to do. but now youre alive and you're alone and you dont know what else to do. #then have his anger or betrayal feelings at bruce. have jason developing and discovering himself #not as robin. not as a vengeful ghost. not as anything. but as jason todd and how hes carving his own destiny and the universe doesnt know #how to handle that. let him go through grief and trauma and anger. let him be cunning and a bitch. let him have the biggest heart. #let him work his way through crime rings and solo work and be a drug lord and how he helps gotham directly and just have some growth that #isnt centered around the man that killed him and the man that failed him. #jason todd #the joker #red hood #c: red hood: the lost days | i: 6 #crypt's panels #lost days #covers

[starlooove]

IK y’all want ur faves to do no wrong but like. It’s more compelling when they fuck up and learn from their experiences guys

#that one comic or whatever where Bruce shows Jason the poll #like I can’t believe y’all thought Bruce was right #despite his world travelling Bruce ALWAYS had wayne manor to go back to #bruce DOESNT understand what it’s like for a poor kid tryna get by #he has sympathy but for a while at the start of his thing I think he SHOULD see the law as the law and crack down #and that’s why it’s so much sweeter when he’s empathetic later on #bc he saw what Gotham needed TRULY needed and adjusted #it’s fun when Dick is an asshole who refuses to communicate what he ACTUALLY feels but still expects ppl to know #it’s fun when dick will fight about things like fucking shoe color to avoid saying he wants to hear an ‘im proud of you’ #that’s what makes it sweeter when he asks for what he wants later #and so and so forth

[hardrockshrimp]

I feel insane I just wanna talk abt trains with Bruce Dickinson

#I WANNA GO TRAINSPOTTING WITH HIM AND SEE HOW GIGGLY AND EXCITED HE GETS #one of my irls is like this with planes and we were hanging out around an airport and we ate outside just to watch them land #cause around where we were they fly right above your head cause the airport is like right there #the landing spot specifically #BUT ANYWAYS BRUCE ILY GIRL #new psycho schizo espresso episode where he talks about neurodivergency w dr kevin and says he doesnt think he is #but then special interests come up and he goes on for the rest of the episode about trains and #what is it again like submarines right or boats too #idk not to diagnose a man i dont know but yknow #he also really like planes right or at least military planes #YKNOW I DIDNT KNOW SKUNKWORKS WAS THE NAME OF A FUCKINGN PLANE #regardless #bruce dickinson #screaming into a paper bag #spencer contemplates becoming a musician interviewer #but i dont even talk about the normal things i just let them talk abiut their interests outside of music #I JUST WANNA SIT DOWN W BRUCE AND TALK ABOUT BIG VEHICLES #im not a plane/train autist btw im a vintage/novelty car autist #anyways bye #heres a whole post in the tags

[hauntingblue]

Failsafe activating if batman takes a life because he won't be able to stop sounds kinda unhinged because the fact that he thinks he won't be able to stop himself just.... I think his strength and self control would avoid that?? It's like they're demeaning that part of batman, like he can't control himself because he is too unstable

#like i get that bruce is unstable but not to that extent.... #like either way the fact that bruce created failsafe to stop himself is cool like facing a monster you created is fine and all #but yeah idk #and like i know that batman didnt do it it was zur but yeah #if the story doesnt end with batman destroying zur and go against the idea that he needs someone else to control himself idk.... #talking tag #i feel like batman wouldnt create a contingency if he takes a life but if he gets mind controlled or something #bc the not killing nobody ever is unrealistic like not on purpose ofc but yeah #and he would feel as guilty so idk what would be the difference between taking a life just because and not being able to save someone #not tagging this lmao #reading comics

[societysonlooker]

I'm not trying to be an asshole but I think the funniest thing about fandom discourse is that the same kinda people who will tell you to kys for "liking incest" all because you ship two characters with the same mentor are the SAME PEOPLE that will bend over backwards to defend the most uninspired, bland, and toxic ass ship you've ever seen just because it's canon and het.

#save gotham MY way #you beat the shit out of me to get back at bruce #no. I beat you down so you'd realize robin meant *pain* #and would quit #i- oh... #i have your back. i know no one else in this fucking 'family' does but- but i do #well. cass does too but- #yeah. yeah ive got yours too. #yes this is me being salty but. fucking listen. cassandra cain was not adopted by bruce untol she was something like 19 fucking years old. #she came into that family absolutely READY to really Be part of the family #because outside of bab's mentorship/mothering role she'd never HAD one before. #so she immediately took to dick as her older brkther and tim as her little brother; despite the fact that neither of them jad trusted her #at ALL when she'd first showed up. but you know what the fuck else is Just as likely? This grown ass woman seeing them #as her brothers in arms rather than her Brothers. #and that makes sense. right? a 20 y/o woman going jnto the marines doesnt suddenly view all of her basic training peers the same way as she #sees the two annoying kid brothers she left back home. and instead these guys are now her brothers in arms. the people who are going to #watch her back while she watches theirs. #so if thats easy to comprehend then why is it so hard for people to understand that jason and tim (at least in fucking preboot) Do Not See #Each Other As Brothers. hell! preboot jason is a straight up villain! and one that both hates what tim represents as robin but also #has a high level of respect for tims capability as a hero! preboot jason considered/worked with exactly Two People in his entire 6 years #and they were Scarlet and Tim. #he had trust issues put the fucking door and Didnt Like People and he *still* put her cards out there during bftc to ask tim to work #with him. and sure. bftc fucking sucks. cass should have been batman and just reverted him to urban legend status within the media. however #all of the character interactions (at least the ones where theyre helping each other) are Actually Pretty Well Done. this arc Does actually #help tim and dami reconcile a bit. dick finally steps into the shoes left for him. jason shows that -while off his fucking rocker'his goal #of hasnt changed- DESPITE the fact that hes an entire and highky influencial crime lord! #that emotional journey from to #it just has the potential to be so fucking GOOD and theres nothing wrong with seeing this possibility and runnjng with the ship you think #would come out kf that kinda arc. i mean. hell its Gorgeous. #then meanwhile youve got yja meg brain-nonconning connor while evryone excuses it and antis bend over BACKWARDS to defend it.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason is a hopeless romantic 100%

it just doesnt show

But everyone goes to him whn its time to plan dates

Dick: Hey, can I ask you something?

Jason, reading: No.

Dick: You see, Wally and I have our weekly date night coming up, but we've been to pretty much every place there is. You got any ideas for how to shake things up?

Jason: *scribbles coordinates and tosses him the Bat-plane keys*

[later]

Wally: Wow, I've never been to the top of the Eiffel Tower.

Dick: I'm glad you like it.

Dick: *texts Jason a thumbs up*

Jason: *read at 8:55 PM*

———————

Tim: Jason, glad you're here! I totally forgot it's me and Bernard's six-month anniversary. Help me out, man.

Jason, clipping his toenails: Fine. You better write this down 'cause I'm only saying it once.

Tim: *nods*

Jason: Go to Home Depot. You're gonna need some rope, a tarp, hammer and nails, a hatchet, matches, and fuel. After that...

Tim: *furiously takes notes*

[later]

Bernard: A camping trip was a great idea. It's nice to get away from it all. And I can't believe you set this all up yourself.

Tim, chuckling nervously: What's a boyfriend for if not to build a tent and chop down a tree?

———————

Duke: So the school dance is coming up.

Jason, working: Theme?

Duke: Under the sea.

Jason: Ugh, how cliché. Anyway, Armand's Tailoring has a blue suit that'll match whatever your girlfriend's wearing. Tell him I sent you. After that, call Patricia's Bistro and make a reservation with the code word "surreptitious." Alfred can take you in the limo if you give him a 24-hour heads-up to clean it. Once you're there, remind the DJ he owes me a favor to get your song requests bumped up. And remember, a slow dance is basically moving your feet in a square but otherwise go with the flow.

Duke: Sweet, thanks!

———————

Cass: Steph is sad.

Jason, cooking: *sighs*

Jason: *takes out a tub of ice cream*

Jason: *scoops a hole in the middle*

Jason: *fills it with candy*

Jason: Here.

Cass: Thanks!

———————

*phone rings*

Jason, waking up from a nap: What?

Kory: Sorry if I woke you. Barbara's coming over for breakfast in half an hour but I burned it with my powers. It was supposed to be eggs benedict.

Jason: Order takeout and put it on fancy plates.

Kory: You're a lifesaver—

Jason: *already hung up and went back to sleep*

———————

Kate: It's Renee's birthday tomorrow. I have a gift, but I'm not sure if it's good enough.

Jason, polishing his gun: If it's from you, it will be.

———————

Bruce: *walks in*

Bruce: Hey, son. Selina's not talking to me after our argument. How do I tell her how much she means to me?

Jason, reciting Shakespeare: I know no ways to mince it in love, but directly to say, "I love you."

Bruce: You're right. I'm just gonna tell it to her straight. Thank you.

Bruce: *leaves*

Jason: *takes off his headphones and turns around*

Jason: Did someone say something?

———————

Damian: Todd, what is love supposed to feel like?

Jason: Why do you want to know?

Damian: None of your concern. Now tell me.

Jason: *shoots a training dummy*

Jason: It's when they're lodged in your head like a bullet. Except without the excruciating pain and messy red stuff.

Damian, nodding: Tell me more.

———————

Roy: *takes down a villain*

Jason, sitting on a roof: *wolf whistles*

Roy: The hell?

Jason: I know hot when I see it.

Roy: What are you doing here?

Jason: I brought Arrowdogs.

Roy: You hate Arrowdogs.

Jason: But you don't.

Roy: Aw, how sweet—EYES UP HERE, TODD!

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