Namjoon: hm i wonder what jungkook’s doing
[opens door]
Jungkook: [chanting incoherent words surrounded by a circle of candles]
[closes door]
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Namjoon: Alright who’s seen Jungkook?
Seokjin: I haven’t seen him anywhere.
Yoongi: I got it.
Yoongi: YALL-
Jungkook stomping in the room
Jungkook: IHOP. IHOP. IHOP.
If you listened to the song ‘ugh!’ you would understand the joke.
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Yoongi: My leg is killing me... and I’m exhausted
Jimin: Hyung why do you complain so much?
Yoongi: It’s just my indirect way of asking for sympathy and affection.
Jimin: ...I-
Taehyung: [already going in for a hug]
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Namjoon:
Namjoon: Taehyung why the hell do you have a baby?!
Taehyung: Some woman asked me to hold it for a second.
Namjoon: Oh...
Namjoon:
Namjoon: Wait- WHY DID YOU TAKE IT HOME WITH YOU?!
Taehyung, shooting up from his seat: WAS I NOT SUPPOSED TO?!
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