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goldenphoenix4 · 3 months

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to note: this was written and filmed in 2018 and aired in 2019. the president is canonically donald trump as established when sam spoke with the apocalypse world folks. for context, jack placed a curse upon the world preventing anyone from lying.

#supernatural #spn #supernatural rewatch #dean winchester #sam winchester #crowley #donald trump #trump #i cannot believe they put this in there #in the sense that anything involving elected officials has to be screened and approved #i feel like this was an oversight #but i fully believe it

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dehliman · 2 years

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I’d offer mothman as another cat but Ghost has mothman-based trauma…

So I offer mothman as a pet for Spooker, who had no idea.

Regardless of the dreadful Mothman, Ghost could never shut away a cat

So when Spooker brings back a grey and white spotted cat (an Egyptian Mau) he found abandoned in the city, that they then lovingly named mothman, Ghost can’t help cringing, but slowly introduced them to his other cats regardless. He’s an asshole, but he loves cats more than his life. Spooker is endlessly thankful that they were able to keep the cat

Mothman the cat man ends up being a big help around the base. They usually only stay at the HQ, but likes to lounge in the basket of Spooker’s bike, or on the hood of Collin’s car. When they’re at the base, they come in and out as they please, killing moths both outside and the ones that slip into the HQ. Both Ghost and Toast love the cat for it- Ghost being afraid of most things that fly and Toast having a big “ick,” about the possibility of bugs landing on his face or fluttering by his ears.

Plus, now they don’t have to send Spooker around the base with a fly swatter to tearfully kill the moths

#I’ve really forgotten any canon lore because VT videos make me sick #so I don’t remember ghost having moth man trauma #but I fully believe it #anyway #I love cats #poltergeist doesn’t get along with MothMan all that well #they don’t fight but they aren’t friends #big foot and moth man though? best friends #they eat bugs together #big foot gets the rats mice and spiders #moth man takes care of moths and flies #and birds.#oh god. imagine moth man trying to bring Ghost a bird #POV moth man gets locked outside while Ghost panics in the furthest room from the door #taleblr

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apollos-boyfriend · 10 months

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so my younger cousin is flying in to visit from brazil on sunday, and will be staying here for like, the entirety of july. which, don't get me wrong, is super cool! i love the kid! but it felt like a super weird move, considering his parents are the SUPER strict and borderline helicopter parents. even the smallest prank/roughousing with him/his little sister would lead to a strict talking to from his parents, he couldn't ever do anything without their clear permission, that sort of stuff. so letting him fly at alone at 16 to a whole different country and stay there for a whole month seemed WILDLY out of character. additionally, it just felt like a super last-minute trip. it's not like we have any plans to do when he gets here, and the flight itself and stuff only got booked like, midway through june.

and i was talking to my mom about it, kind of trying to nudge some answers out of her, and after a while she went, "yeah, i think they're sending him over here to get away for his boyfriend. see if the distance breaks them off." which, first of all, surprised me because last i checked, they didn't KNOW he had a boyfriend. literally everyone in the family did EXCEPT for them because while that entire side of the family being semi-conservative, his parents (mostly his dad) are EXTREMELY old-fashioned. so clearly something already went wrong. and considering the only reason the rest of the family knew is because one person found out and it spread like wildfire, i have a sneaking suspicion he wasn't the one to tell them, either.

and second of all. they're sending him HERE. to try to make him forget his homosexuality. i couldn't do anything but just wordlessly gesture to the multiple pride flags scattered around my room, then to myself, because really? he has like two other cousins in the us and they're sending him to me? honey i am about to introduce this kid to queer scenes you have never even heard of. he'll be returning home with labels only shrimp can perceive

#icarus speaks #i fully believe she's correct btw #they are. not the brightest people. and honestly probably believe this is something that could work #cause i can see the logic of get him away and hopefully he'll realize it's a phase. which is Likely what they think #but oh honey you have a big storm coming #side note this is the SECOND time someone's been outed without permission on that side of the family 😭#bitches learned of my transgenderism SO quickly #also even if that's NOT why they sent him here. i will still be rocking his world #they have given me Infinite Power and i will use it to make this kid's life as queer as physically possible

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despazito · 7 months

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He's picking fights with worm puppets now

#ok its fake but i can fully believe it

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chloesimaginationthings · 1 month

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FNAF Circus baby or not, she’s still Michael’s little sister,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #circus baby #elizabeth afton #michael afton #afton family #fnaf #sister location #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #I’m so sorry to Michael for the 50th time 😔#I like to believe Michael still loves his siblings #even if baby did try to kill him snd succeed even #I think he knows that isn’t fully Elizabeth #Baby was just TRYING to be evil here but was taken down by Michael being mushy #and wanting to hug her just one more time #The Afton kids deserved so much better god

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jedi-starbird · 2 months

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'Desert hermit Ben Kenobi develops a reputation as a crazy wizard because he keeps talking to thin air.'

No. This is Tatooine, talking to yourself is hardly the weirdest thing they've seen. Ben Kenobi, however, keeps having full on fucking screaming rows with thin air and seemingly gets replies back, which is decidedly a step up.

(They've managed to piece together that a major point of contention is the acquisition and raising of a child? Clearly Ben is a wizard that had a bitter divorce with a desert spirit and is working through a custody dispute)

#i fully believe the first 3 years after qui gon manifests himself is screaming matches between the two its cathartic or something #tatooine residents watching ben have a seemingly coherent arguement with nothing #but sometimes they swear the wind moves the sand to form the shadow of a very tall man next to ben #tatooine residents very invested into the one-sided family drama theyre hearing about #obi wan kenobi #qui gon jinn #star wars

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wombywoo · 6 months

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retro 🪖

#cod #call of duty #john price #john soap mactavish #mw2 #my art #did someone say WW2 au ???#no?..just me then??#the number of HOURs I put into this...#embarrassing really #disclaimer that I am not- in fact- a WW2 expert #so I'm fully expecting some historian to be cracking their knuckles about to serve me an ass whoopin' on why #Johnny should actually be wearing the lighter material khaki drill uniform if he's in Africa !!#believe me I kNOW!#this is just for funsies anyway~

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bunnywoman · 2 months

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everyone and their grandmother is smoking 30% thc sativa named shit like Crack Baby by Mitski but think they arent doing drugs. girl youve been talking about how you need to build a bomb shelter for 4 hours

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thedreadvampy · 1 year

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Losing my shit about this article in which a transphobic Tory was so busy panicking about existing in the vicinity of a Trans that she almost certainly misheard "jeans" as "penis" and decided that not only was this a problem with the other woman, but also that the world must be informed of this pressing danger.

"a trans woman! I had to stand directly behind her....I thought, 'this is going well', I'm handling The Situation fine'..."

translated: I saw a tall woman with broad shoulders. How would I get out of this alive? I thought. she has a PENIS. PENIS PENIS PENIS. through some force of PENIS I mean will I managed to PENIS behave normally towards her. My hands were PENIS PENIS PENIS shaking as I tried to dry them. summoning up all my PENIS courage I said 'dryer's crap innit'. she turned to me and said " yeah I'm just goiPENIS PENIS PENIS"

It's been a week and I'm still shaking. This proves trans women are the problem and I'm not weird. I'm fine. It's fine. If you think about it I'm the hero hePENIS!!!!!

very this

#red said #it's just. I'm obsessed.#everyone on Twitter is saying 'never happened' and i think they're wrong #this absolutely did happen and she's been obsessing over how vindicated it made her feel enough to WRITE AN ARTICLE ABOUT IT #because she MISHEARD SOMEONE IN A CASUAL CONVERSATION #i lay out my reasoning thusly: if you were INVENTING a scary trans woman in bathroom story out of nothing. why would it be this?#why would you go with 'we had a banal conversation until she said a sentence that makes no sense and that no human has ever uttered #but which does coincidentally sounds almost exactly like a mishearing of a very NORMAL thing to say in the circumstances #then she left and nothing else occurred'#if you were going to INVENT a story you would probably make it MAKE SENSE or SOUND THREATENING #i truly believe this is a very authentically told account of what she thinks happened #because who would. by means other than mishearing. think 'I'm going to wipe my hands on my penis' makes any sense at all.#a) 'I'm going to dry my hands on my genitals' says the presumably fully clothed woman #b) who then proceeds to leave without doing anything threatening #c) WHO SAYS PENIS THREATENINGLY? sorry it's writing out 'penis' repeatedly that made this jump out to me but like. who says that?#you might hear someone talk casually about their dick or cock but i stg it's only doctors and TERFs who casually use the word penis much #it's so. clinically descriptive. it's a weird use of language. but it IS. something you could plausibly mishear from 'pants' or 'trousers'

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marstonandson · 3 months

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charles and sadie were really both like “i cared a lot about arthur but he’s not here anymore so i guess i have to be stupidly loyal to his dumb little brother and hope to god it leads somewhere”

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #charles smith #sadie adler #arthur morgan #john marston #i want to believe they fully bonded through this weird circumstance #i want to push the sadie and charles being besties agenda #my post

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monocub · 5 months

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