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parasitic-anomaly · 7 months
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Uhhh uhh uhhh it’s that time of month
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future-boi · 6 months
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Doctober 2023 Summary
Completed 24/31 prompts!
List of all the prompts I did for Doctober 2023 below
So happy to be done 🥳🥳🥳👏👏👏
1. Sunrise: Tbh I don’t feel any which way about this one and I think it’s because I created it to be a companion piece to Sunset. So its like lowkey half-assed but also far from it. I’m very happy with how that turned out so that’s something…
2. Desert
3. Gun Fight😜🤧☠️: Ah, the first meme post. I felt shaky posting this. Cherry, I hope you know I did it for/because of you
4. Light Blue😈: Ah yes, the first Hell Valley angst post. I’ve always been super proud of it and I’m really happy that others are still liking/reblogging to this day! Almost a month later
5. Alarm Clock😜☠️: AH YES, the first post to really give me anxiety about posting. I was like this ain’t a SIMPLE meme anymore, ITS GOT COMPLEXITY.
6. Ticking Time Bomb  
7. Family😇: This one was super wholesome and the first time in a long while drawing Jules and Verney!
8. Outatime😜💛: This one was a fun one! There was a moment where I wasn’t sure if I should do a background… I’m glad I still had fun with it, it took a lotta work hahaha
9. Zipline
10. Nuclear  
11. Briefcase😜☠️: We back doing goofy shit again… but I really liked this one and had a lotta fun with it. definitely up there with Rear View Mirror.
12. Train Tracks  
13. Photo Album😜: This one was fun and gave me a break from drawing (aside from the days I didn’t do anything…)
14. Coffee😇💛☠️: This one’s so wholesome. But Im biased af
15. Invention😜🤧: This is the first certified half-assed art piece LMAO im sorry to admit it but I gotta speak the truth
16. Stage
17. Einstein😜: This was really fun, I love poking fun at Biff but who doesn’t?
18. Letter  
19. Memory 😇😈: Didn’t like the linework on this one I think that’s why I was feeling so negative about it… or maybe the composition… overall, I think I can do better.
20. Rearview Mirror😜💛🔥☠️: This one’s definitely the funnest one I’ve worked on and still makes me giggle.
21. Improvement😇: I was stressing over trying to finish it so I don’t have the happiest memories of working on this one…
22. Constellation😇💛: This one’s special to me so I was gonna love it no matter what lmao. I really enjoyed working on it even though I wish I had more time.
23. Nostalgia😇💛: One of the faves and always will be. The vibes are on point.
24. Record Player😈: The return of Hell Valley angst
25. Café😇: I’m happy with the color palette. I want to revisit this one some other time cuz I feel like I could do more if I had more time. Not sure if I should categorize this under half assed attempt or not.
26. Anniversary😇🤧: Yeah this was another half assed one, sorry
27. Thunderstorm😈: Angst and Hell Valley are synonymous at this point. I really liked this one, especially how it transitions from colored to black and white
28. Metallic😜☠️: Nimona. That’s all I gotta say. Nah jk I wasn’t going to do this but the no pines timeline was really interesting to learn about… and by interesting, I mean scary. But hey, it gives us another angle to the bttf storyline.
29. 2023😇😜🤧: Talked about the musical. Drew a few doodles. Hair style reveal?
30. Sunset😇⚡: Gives all the warm fuzzies, how could you hate it? Very happy with my use of color here.
31. Free Day (Halloween)😈🎃☠️: We don’t talk about this one… It’s the number one rule of the club 😉
What the emojis mean:
🤧 Half Assed
😜 Funny/Meme
😇 Warm Fuzzies
😈 Angst
☠️ WHO LET ME COOK
💛 Top 5
🔥 Funnest Prompt
🎃 Spookiest
⚡ Personal Fave
My goal for this prompt list challenge was to focus on quality over quantity. There’s a few half-assed art pieces that snuck in, but it could have been worse. By quality, I wanted clean line art, backgrounds, and if I have enough time, color!
What drove me to create art: Showing other people that are in this fandom (most notably ⚡@cheriboms). I’d love to interact with other mutuals on here. Shout outs: 💛@bttf-dork 💛@synthsays 💛@alex-a-fans. I feel like I’ve been doing that more towards the end of the challenge, but yall give me motivation! And sometimes, inspiration!
What I learned:
🤔 I can actually draw backgrounds if I actually try [wowowow who'da thunk] It’s much easier to draw a background from a reference rather than coming up with one on your own. So I need to keep that in mind whenever I feel discouraged.
🤔 I feel like my work is very dramatic. Like melodramatic fr. Or at least it can be... I blame watching those tv dramas with my mom when I was a kid. But then again, if you want to incite emotion out of an audience, you gotta know how to frame stuff and do all the fancy cinematography work. So you gotta be dramatic to an extent. I got really really bored with my ideas that weren’t telling a story(or rather a more interesting story…). And that effected my motivation.
🤔 Looking back at the list, I noticed that my top 5s are all either silly or wholesome and I’m glad and relieved about that. I said that I’m really dramatic and there’s quite a bit of angst in there, but ig I’m not THAT edgy (or maybe the prompts didn’t allow me to be🤔👀)
Things that I want to improve on: COLOR THEORY. Brush theory/line weight. I’ve been experimenting a tiny bit with this throughout the month, but I want to delve into it. Since I didn’t work on something for more than a day, I felt like I was throwing shit at the wall and seeing what sticks.🤪I didn’t get to really study what colors work well and why and experiment with it.
A lot of the ones that I’m not very proud of could be chalked up to not having enough time to work on it/make it better, so that’s an interesting dilemma.
TL,DR; I talk too much. Gotta work faster smh git gud 🙄
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megumis-lashes · 2 years
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A Tokyo Revengers Halloween!
Headcanons for Halloween!! 👻🎃
An: happy Halloween!! I personally love Halloween so have some last minute tokyo rev headcannons! I was gonna write these earlier but it’s still Halloween where I am so!
Contains: mentions of fake blood, just like Halloween activities lol, gn reader, currently not edited/proof read cuz I wanna post on time, I’ll add the ‘read more’ thing later since I’m on mobile 👹
Characters: Mikey/Manjiro Sano, Chifuyu Matsuno, Kazutora Hanemiya, Keisuke Baji, Haitani brothers, Imaushi Wakasa
Mikey - Manjiro Sano
A literal menace to society
Gets away with the craziest things purely because it’s Halloween and his costume is cute
Will complain about the amount of candy different houses give out
Even as an adult he’ll still wanna do something for Halloween, like at least get candy for himself lmao
Not against matching costumes but will make you do most of the work for his costume if you do match
Even if you don’t match expect him to ask you for help with his costume or makeup/SFX ☠️
That one kid that counts all their candy at the end of the night and has intense trade offs with other kids
Either easily scared or completely unbothered by jump scares/ horror movies there’s no in between
Loves the classic horror movies, the cheesy/funny ones that are either Halloween comedy or just so badly done that they’re funny
Overall menace/10, very fun person to spend Halloween with but also very chaotic 🎃
Chifuyu Matsuno
When is he not a sweetheart
Will match costumes with you even if you ask extremely last notice, he’ll drop all his plans for you
Not too picky on Halloween activities, down to watch movies, get costumes, go trick or treating
Leans more towards the cute side of Halloween, likes the cats and stuff, not super up for realistic SFX or anything crazy
Will dress up Peke J (as proven by official art)
That one kid who was a cat for Halloween for like 10 years straight (this totally wasn’t me no what are you talking about)
Will share candy with you as long as it’s not one of his favorites
If you’re going out he’ll probably be the most attentive person there, he doesn’t want your night to become a horror movie lmao
The type to ask you to draw cat whiskers on his face last minute and then forget he was wearing makeup and smear it
Overall sweetheart/10, very nice experience, we love cats in this household
Kazutora Hanemiya
Younger Kazutora? Menace to society (maybe even more than Mikey)
Time skip Kazutora? Still a tiny bit of a menace ngl
Will try to casually scare you after watching horror movies or just randomly
The type that would steal your candy as kids, but then he might feel bad and give you some of his in return (only if he liked you tho)
Another that abuses the cat costume except he makes it different by being a tiger or something lol
His costume is his excuse for wearing the tackiest tiger print clothes
Either that or he’s a demon/devil (like in the official art) which is very fitting for how he acts
Not against matching costumes (especially in timeskip, he’d be much more willing then)
In timeskip he would rather stay in for Halloween and watch movies, carve pumpkins something like that instead of going out
If you somehow convince him to go out then simple costumes!
Do his makeup and hair for him and he’s sold, a sucker for having his hair played with/done by other people
Overall chaos/10 or the second sweetheart/10 depending on which Kazutora we’re talking about
Keisuke Baji
Another menace lmao
Will run around the whole time, not actually going to houses really, and then complain about not getting any candy
Goodluck getting him to plan his costume more than half an hour before leaving
Also don’t even try to do his makeup or hair, mans is incapable of sitting still and will severely mess you up
The type that gets insane sugar high but then passes out for 12 straight hours when it wears off
His official art is like a werewolf costume? But he would use whatever he had to make a costume lmao, it’s a bonus if it’s not complicated or he doesn’t have to wear a shirt
If he’s staying home, he’ll insist on buying like 3+ bags of candy for trick or treaters just for him to eat it all and get mad at kids that wanted some of it ☠️
If you go to a party or something like that then put a tracking device on this man. He will somehow manage to end up at entirely different party and just blend in perfectly
Another one that would try to scare you but go all out, faking his own death kinda shit, then he’ll laugh at you for half an hour straight
Overall catastrophe but fun/10, exhilarating experience but you may or may not remember 80% of it the next day
Ran Haitani
The type to take Halloween as an excuse to commit crime cuz ‘no one’s gonna know’
May or may not use real blood instead of fake blood for his costume
Seems like someone that would dress up as ‘himself’ at parties ☠️ and take it as a compliment if someone knew who he was lmfao
Other than that he would somewhat go all out on costumes, use fake blood and SFX
Might match costumes if you ask in advance but would choose the spooky route over the cute route
The type to ruthlessly scare little kids but then give them candy afterwards as payment lmao
Seems the type to put at least some effort into decorations, or will just commit a crime in front of his house and claim it’s fake
Doesn’t care that much for candy but is lowkey territorial over his favorites
Most likely to get tipsy or just all out drunk at a Halloween party and say something along the lines of ‘babe we should totally recreate this horror movie it would be great’
Pls tell him no
If he stays home then he will sort through the candy for his favorites before he hands any of it out
Will prank you and scare you constantly throughout October, you will not get a break until it’s practically Christmas lmao
Overall insane but kinda fun/10, beware the crimes that most likely will occur with this man
Rindou Haitani
Kind of a deadbeat ngl
It would take a bit of convincing to do anything for Halloween, let alone match costumes
If anything I could see him matching with his brother purely so that they both could get away with crimes ☠️
If he did any sort of costume it would have to be simple, something that requires minimal effort and no makeup or anything really
Uninfluenced by what you wear, the type to go to a Halloween party in normal clothes with you wearing a whole ass costume and just say that he’s a waiter or something for Halloween lol
Surprisingly good at carving pumpkins, great at detail work somehow
I feel like he has a huge sweet tooth but hides it shamefully lmao
If you find out about his sweet tooth then this man will steal your candy as punishment
The type to be home, and so obviously so, with lights on and stuff, and not answer the door for trick or treaters.
Might scare them away with a kitchen knife if he’s that bothered
If you manage to drag him to a party when he’s in a good mood, then he’ll play along with your costume a bit and probably tease you
Overall kinda lame but also can be fun/10, you just need to inspire this man ok
Imaushi Wakasa
Ok so mans has a sweet tooth and that’s why he likes Halloween
Will bully you to give him lollipops, if you refuse he will give you silent treatment for like 3 days
Once he’s past the stage of enjoying going out/ trick or treating/partying, his favorite Halloween activity is watching scary movies the whole day
It’s a lazy but wholesome activity, especially if they’re Halloween comedies or those old movies with effects so bad they’re funny
Will still buy candy though, even if you don’t get trick or treaters
Not one to decorate much but will get some pumpkins for ‘fall spirit’, he thinks they’re nice but he won’t be that up to carve them, it’s too much mess
If you convince him to go to a costume party then please do his make up
Has the prettiest lashes and can pull off practically anything he desired Istg
I feel like he secretly likes some of the Halloween tropes? Like the whole vampire, werewolf thing, stereotypical stuff like that
Would be a vampire maybe, it’s an easy costume but it never fails
Overall chill/10, nice to hang out with, even if you aren’t doing much
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cobrakaisb · 3 years
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hi bestie! i’ve had this idea for a while, but i haven’t seen it. can you do like a head cannon of what miguel, robby, and eli/hawk would be like as an older brother? it can be totally based off what you think :) thank you <3
of course! sorry it took me a while but i needed to to be perfect. i also added two bonus boys at the end (hope you don’t mind). little note: i wrote this with a fem reader in mind because of the mentions of periods. 
Having the Cobra Kai boys as older brothers
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miguel:
you and miguel are so close
the age difference does not affect him at all
he is very protective of you before cobra kai
but once he joins cobra kai that over protectiveness 📈📈📈
let’s just say that this kid is bothering you
miguel definitely notices and scares them off
you act annoyed about it, but you’re highkey grateful that he did that
“my brother is the all valley champ so back the fuck off”
you were so excited for him at the all valley
you wore one of his cobra kai shirts and everything
miguel is so supportive of whatever extra curricular you do
karate? yes he stans, theater? you bet he’s at all your shows, dance? you know he’s bringing you some flowers, another sport? he’s at every game cheering for you
miguel knows about periods, and he has no shame in buying you tampons/pads
“hey y/n, i noticed you were running low so i got you some more” 🥺🥺 
you wear his hoodies all the time
they are very big on you, but very comfy
you help him with sam
“i punched her in the face” “what why?”
“y/n what do you think about this?” “it looks great miguel. sam will love it”
when he dates tory you're a little on edge about it
“miguel, weren’t you like trying to win sam back two days ago?” “i like tory now” “okayy” 
johnny loves you as much as he loves miguel
y’all hang out together
his friends are your friends and vice versa
your friends definitely think that miguel is cute but “eww that’s my brother”
when miguel is in the coma you blame johnny
“he showed mercy because of you! you did this!”
but then you cry into his chest
when miguel wakes up you’re at school
you don’t find out until after school when carmen picks you up
you hug him so tight, rambling about how much you love him
“i love you too y/n now get off me”
you can’t keep up with his love life
“y/n i’m with sam again” “what?” 
overall your bond is amazing and you couldn’t ask for a better brother
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robby:
you and robby both live with your mother (because we aren’t basic here)
you’re the odd one out (your mom does drugs and robby sells them)
“you got caught with molly? i thought you and sara were hooking up?” “the drug y/n”
when robby starts being friends with those punk kids, the two of you start to drift
you actually go to school, unlike him
“just skip y/n” “no robby”
it isn’t until he gets back on track because of daniel that you two start getting close again
“i’m gonna get back on track y/n i promise” and you believe him
you go to the skatepark with him
he skates while you read or draw or skate (whatever you’re into tbh)
when you’re on your period robby will buy you stuff, but he doesn’t like to
he feels so awkward about it
“um are these the right ones?” “yes thank you”
robby gives the best hugs (idk why he just does)
i feel like robby is also really good at reading emotions
like he knows when you’ve had a bad day at school or when you’re stressed about something
he also knows how to cheer you up :)))
“i know you did not just eat cereal with water???” “and what about it?”
when your mom comes back after being gone for days robby pulls you behind him
because he really doesn’t want you to be exposed to that
you cry into robby’s chest once she leaves
“why can’t she just be our mom?”
when daniel asks robby to move in with him he denies
but quickly explains that he can’t leave you
daniel tells robby that you can come too
“thanks for helping my brother mr.larusso, i really appreciate it”
you definitely walk in on robby and sam making out at some point
“hey robby- oh my god i’m so sorry” slaps hand over eyes and immediately leaves the room
when robby pushes miguel off the balcony it's the first time you’re genuinely scared of him
you visit him in jail, but it takes awhile for you to go
“i’m sorry y/n” “i know robby”
you just understand each other
when robby joins cobra kai he tries to get you in too
you agree to one lesson, and know it’s not for you
you have many arguments about this
“he’s brainwashing you!” “he knows what’s best for me, for us!”
robby feels so betrayed when he finds out you’re staying with johnny
the two of you definitely drift after that, but you find your way back to each other, you always do
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eli/hawk:
okay so before he flips the script you defend eli, no matter what
you cry with him about the bullies and definitely try to fight kyler more than once
you wear his sweaters (fight me on it)
you encourage him to do karate
when he flips the script you’re very happy for him he finally feels confident in himself and you love that for him
now the roles are reversed
hawk protects you now
no one even dares to look at you because they are scared of him
i feel like he has a tattoo for you, whether that's your name or your favorite flower idk but he gets one for you
“um wow okay we’re doing that now” “do you like it or not?” “yeah but i wasn’t expecting it”
sometimes he’ll let you pick his hair color “how about purple” “maybe” 😉
he definitely flirts with your friends “hello ladies!” “hi hawk!” “get out!”
you’re the only one that is allowed to call him eli
“eli i need ten dollars?” “for what?” “a snack” *hands over the money*
“eli can i have your sweatshirt? i’m cold” “yeah take it”
“i can’t, me and eli are going to the movies today”
one day you’re sitting with him and his minions (you refuse to call them friends) at lunch
“so eli” -one of the cobra kais “shut the fuck up! you can’t call him that!” -you
hawk has a proud brother moment
anything that you do hawk is like “fuck yeah that’s my sibling!”
his friends are not allowed to look at you, talk to you, have a crush on you, or even think about you
“woah dude she’s hot” “that’s my fucking sister! stay away from her!”
“eli who’s your friend-” “NO!” 
as eli he will buy you period products but is very shy about it
as hawk he will not be caught dead in that isle of cvs
“eli i need them!” “i don’t care! i’ll drive you there and you can run in and get them”
when hawk breaks demetri’s arm you don't speak to him for weeks
you confront him about his new behavior
“this is who i am!” “no it’s not! you’re not my brother!” 
you’re crying and then storm off to your room
that breaks him
is highkey the start of his redemption
when he’s at the fight at the larusso house, and he sees demetri about to get his arm broken, he thinks of your words: “you're not my brother!”
literally motivates him to fix things
you see hawk and demitri and just know that your brother is back
you hug him so tight
“you were right y/n. i’m sorry” “of course i was. i’m always right” “gee thanks” “love you”  
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bonus demetri:
he is a nerd, you are a nerd
the two of you watch star wars, marvel, harry potter, etc. together 
“daddy anakin” “please shut the fuck up”
you want to punch him in the face because he is so sarcastic 
it gets on your nerves 
bust out laughing when johnny makes fun of his pi shirt 
“stop laughing” “if it’s funny i'm gonna laugh”
even though you’re a nerd you’re cool 
like you have a lot of friends in your grade 
“demetri if i don’t talk to you at the halloween party that’s why” gestures to his costume 
listen to his rants about how eli’s changed 
you try to give him advice, but it doesn’t work out
so proud of him when he joins miyagi-do
“i'm glad you’re stepping out of your comfort zone” 
demetri tries to get you to join miyagi-do
if you do join great more sibling bonding
if you don’t join no biggie y’all are still besties
y’all go to the comic book store together
its sibling bonding time
you threaten to fight hawk after the laser tag thing 
“hey asshole you leave my brother alone!” 
you sign his cast first
you definitely write some inside joke that only the two of you understand
you see him kissing yas and do a whole 🤮
“so you dating yas?” “idk why” “just checking”
very obvious about your distaste for her
when him and hawk become friends again you’re very wary
“he broke your arm” “he apologized” “he broke your arm!!!”
eventually you and hawk are on semi decent terms
“demetri forgave you and that’s fine but i’m still not over it”
your relationship = the perfect mix of love and teasing  
bonus bonus king bert 🙌🏻:
you are older than him by like a year
but you’re still besties for life 
you’re very proud of him when he joins cobra kai
“im joining a karate dojo” “period pop off”
you always ruffle his hair 
cheer for him at the all valley
“yeah bert!”
but also like you can’t watch 
when he gets eliminated you cringe 
he’s sad about it 
“i just wanted to impress you” “im very impressed bert, you did great” 
your opinion matters so much to him
he’s such a small cinnamon roll 🥺🥺
seeing him with the older cobra kai boys makes you soft
“y/n i’m going out with hawk and miguel can you drive me?” 
bert admires you a lot, like you are his hero
y’all are the best sibling duo and that’s on period
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ericsonclan · 3 years
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Pumpkin Carvings
Summary: Carley and Lee get ready to carve some pumpkins with their family.
Word Count: 1752
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“Alright, we have the knives, kid-friendly knives, bowls, sharpies,” Lee listed off the items on his fingers.
“Don’t forget the tea lights,” Carley appeared behind her husband, placing down the bag of little white candles before she wrapped her arms around his waist. With a quick kiss to his neck, Carley knew she had made her husband’s heart do a little flip. Lee moved further into her embrace then tilted his head back, stealing a small kiss.
“We’ve got everything we need except for the pumpkins which should be arriving any minute now,” Lee held onto the hug for a moment longer and then moved to double check things again when suddenly the front door opened. In scampered Maisy, her face obscured by a big orange pumpkin.
“Maisy, wait up!” Louis called out to his daughter as he held Juliet in his arms. The five year old seemed rather determined to hold onto her dad.
“I’ve got it, Dad!” Maisy smiled proudly and took another step forward but nearly tipped over from the weight of her pumpkin.
Carley jogged forward just in time, recentering the pumpkin before taking it into her arms “Good job, Maisy, but how about I carry it to the table, okay?” Carley smiled at her granddaughter who returned the gesture, giving an energetic nod.
“Okay!” Maisy immediately dashed forward past Carley and gave Lee a big hug. “Hi, Grandpa!”
“Well hey there, Maisy. I see you helped carry in one of the pumpkins,” Lee looked over at the door to see that Clementine was carrying another pumpkin as well as holding Lee Kenny’s hand as he carried a small pumpkin.
Behind her were AJ and Telulah who were talking excitedly as their joined hands swung back and forth between them. AJ balanced a pumpkin on his shoulder while the only pumpkins Telulah were sporting were the ones on her Halloween shirt underneath her overalls.
“I see you made it here alright, Sweetpea,” Lee smiled over at Clementine who struggled to place down the pumpkin.
“Yep, it took some work but we got everyone here and we’re ready to get to carving some pumpkins!”
Maisy bounced excitedly at those words and shot her hands up in the air. “WOOOO! Pumpkin carving! I even got my own pumpkin this year, Grandma!” Maisy beamed up at Carley.
“You did? That's great!” Carley helped AJ get the pumpkin on the table.
“Alright, just three more pumpkins,” Clementine took a deep breath. “Lee Kenny, why don’t you sit at the table and pick out a design for your pumpkin?”
“Okay!” Lee Kenny was a bit reluctant to let go of his mom’s hand but soon enough did and jogged over to his spot.
“Do you want me to help grab the other pumpkins?” Louis appeared beside his wife who shook her head.
“No, I think me and AJ’ve got it,”
“Yeah! I can totally carry two of them!” AJ smiled proudly as he stood beside his girlfriend.
“He totally can,”
Telulah’s agreement made AJ’s smile grow and he planted a small kiss on her cheek.
“Alright, well then I’m gonna help the kids get their designs ready.” Louis turned toward the table. “I’m sure you’re really excited about your first pumpkin carving, huh Juliet?” Louis smiled softly over to his youngest daughter, still in his arms. Juliet hid her face against her dad’s shoulder but gave a nod regardless. “That’s the spirit!” Louis then turned to Clementine and stole a quick kiss. “Be careful,”
“I will. Don’t worry, I’m not going to drop a pumpkin on my foot like Mitch did,” Clementine strolled towards the door with AJ and the two walked outside.
After a few minutes all the pumpkins were brought in and assigned.
“I’m gonna make mine look really cool!” Maisy exclaimed as her feet kicked under the table. She tried her best to draw but the little ten year old knew that out of all the art forms drawing wasn’t her best skill.
“Let me help you with that,” Lee offered and picked up a sharpie. “Just tell me what you want,”
“I want it to have big sharp teeth and scary eyes. Just like Uncle Jesse!” Maisy smiled enthusiastically. Lee chuckled then got right to work.
Across from them on the floor surrounded by pillows were AJ and T who were trying to make a cool T-rex outline on their pumpkin.
“Shit!” AJ swore then realized his mistake. “I meant shoot,”
“AJ said a swear!” Maisy pointed at AJ, seeming really happy about it.
“You know the rules,” Clementine looked over at AJ who grumbled as he put a dollar on the table.
“It's just a dollar, don’t be a frowny,” Telulah gave her boyfriend’s hand a quick squeeze and soon his mood turned around.
Lee turned to look at his wife as she worked to make a rather cute-looking and classic design on her pumpkin then let his eyes wander around to see what other designs were being made. Clementine was trying to make a pumpkin that looked like Louis who was rather pleased about that.
“I don’t know, can you capture all my beauty in a pumpkin?” Louis gave a playful smile to his wife.
Clementine immediately returned it. “I don’t know, it's hard to capture all of that a-dork-ableness.”
Those words made a light blush appear on Louis’ face and he quickly looked back to the task at hand as Juliet whispered what she wanted her pumpkin to look like.
“Okay, Juliet, do you want to give it a try?” Louis asked as he held out the sharpie. The tiny five year old looked at it cautiously then took it and began to draw on her pumpkin. Shuffling in his chair while holding Juliet in his lap, Louis looked over to his son. “Alright, buddy, what do you want on your pumpkin?”
“I want it to have big eyes and smile too but a small nose, like Aunt Renata!” Lee Kenny held out the marker, hopeful that his dad would help.
“Say no more,” Louis took the sharpie, spinning it around before flicking off the cap. “When we’re done we can even send Aunt Renata a picture. I’m sure Timothy will want to show you his pumpkin too,”
“Yeah!” Lee Kenny beamed, clearly excited to share his creation with Timothy.
Soon all the pumpkins were marked up and the carving began. Clementine put aside her own pumpkin, helping Lee Kenny who couldn’t stop talking about showing all the others his pumpkin once it was done. Clementine smiled and helped her son carefully carve out the eyes on his friendly pumpkin. Louis worked to decipher the squiggles Juliet had done on the pumpkin into what she’d really meant them to be: a heart. He nodded along, telling his youngest daughter that he now could see her design perfectly and a heart pumpkin was an awesome idea. Juliet gently kicked her legs under the table, definitely calmer than when they had entered. She was also gentler with her pumpkin than her older sister Maisy who was determined to do as much of the carving as she could on her own.
“I gotta get the pointy teeth juuuust right!” Maisy stabbed the pumpkin with the kid-friendly knife and soon realized she had jabbed it in too far. With a grunt she tried her best to get the knife out but instead landed roughly on her butt.
“Maisy!” Carley took a break from helping out with another pumpkin and knelt down to help her granddaughter. “Are you okay?” “That pumpkin is a jerk! I hurt my butt!” Maisy huffed as she held her butt, sending a glare at the pumpkin before sticking her tongue out at it.
“How about I help you out a bit?” Carley offered and Maisy gave a small nod. It took a minute or two to get the knife out but soon the pair was back on track.
AJ watched Telulah with a small smile as she carved the pumpkin, her tongue sticking out slightly in concentration. Soon her eyes traveled up and found his. “What?”
“Nothing, you're just cute,”
Telulah’s heart did a little flip at that. Leaning forward, she bopped her nose against AJ’s. “You’re pretty cute too,”
AJ felt his face grow hot at that but immediately got back to work. Telulah laughed softly and quickly got back to work as well.
Time flew by filled with laughter, talking and many, many pumpkin seeds and guts. After some time the pumpkins were done, leaving the table a complete mess. Lee and Carley worked to get all the small candles into the pumpkins then held open the door as the kids carried out their pumpkins.
“I want this spot!” Maisy plopped down her pumpkin that really did bear a striking resemblance to Jesse. Lee Kenny stumbled forward and immediately put his pumpkin near his sister’s. His pumpkin certainly looked happier than Maisy’s.
“Juliet, do you want your pumpkin next to ours?” Lee Kenny looked at his sister who was holding her pumpkin close to herself.
“Yeah,” She gave a soft smile then walked forward, placing her pumpkin in between her siblings’. The other three pumpkins were set down around them then Lee worked to light the candles. All of them stood together looking on proudly at their creations as the lights within them glowed in the dark.
“I have to say we really knocked it out of the park this year,” Louis wrapped his arms around Clementine’s shoulders and kissed her neck before resting his head on her shoulder. “And that pumpkin really does look like me!”
Clementine looked at her pumpkin. It was decorated with some yarn for hair and speckled with sharpie freckles highlighting the carved out smile. “Yeah, it really does.”
“I agree with Louis, everyone did a great job,” Lee smiled at his family then looked at the pumpkins. The happy ones, scary ones and even the dinosaur one all looked great. Each one different, but together they all belonged.
Everyone chattered in agreement before the topic of apple cider came up and soon their minds were distracted with a new fall-time fun. As Carley closed the front door, she felt a smile appear on her lips at the sound of happy laughter that her family was making. With the door snugly shut to guard from the cold, her attention turned to the warm fall drink and the joy that the rest of this family gathering was sure to bring.
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tricksters-captain · 4 years
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Weasley Twins/Cedric Diggory Imagines - Accidental Meeting - Part 3
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AN: Another day... another part!! Honestly I can’t write this story down quick enough so I thought I’d post another part for y’all!! Let me know if you’d like to be added to a tag list!!!
Overall Summary: (Y/n), is a young witch who always kept her head down due to her complicated past; one day she bumps quite literally into one of the most popular boys in Hogwarts, Cedric Diggory, and that’s when (Y/n)’s plan of keeping her head down seems to go up into the air. Things only seem to worsen when two redheaded twins start to take notice too...
This Chapter: As Halloween draws near, you receive news from your uncle about your parents and the ministry. You try burying yourself in your studies to keep your mind off things when Professor Lupin only seems to make it worse...
PART 1 // PART 2
Pairing(s): Cedric Diggory x Reader, (Eventual) George Weasley x Reader, (Platonic) Fred Weasley x Reader, (Platonic) Oliver Wood x Reader
Word Count: 2,398
Warnings: None, Angst
You sat at breakfast beside Wood and Angelina, the Weasley twins opposite. 
“Looks like you’ve really caught his eye there, (y/n).” Fred piped up from across you. 
“What?” You furrowed your eyebrows at the boy as you finished a spoonful of cereal.
“He’s looked this way about 7 times since sitting down.” George muttered, 
“Not to mention the other 6 when he walked in.” Fred added. 
You peaked over your shoulder to see Cedric sat with his usual group of Hufflepuffs. 
“You two are obsessed.” You rolled your eyes at the boys as you forced yourself not to turn and look again. 
“Mails here.” Wood announces as if the sudden eruption of wings and squawks didn’t alert everyone enough. 
You were surprised to see your owl fly into the great hall with a letter in its mouth. The only person who you ever sent mail or received mail from was your uncle. 
You reached up and grabbed the letter as he fell from the birds beak. 
You could see from the handwriting on the outside of the envelope that it was definitely from your uncle. 
It wasn’t completely strange to receive a letter from him during term time but it wasn’t a usual occurrence. 
“Who’s it from?” Oliver asked, 
“My uncle.” You admitted, contemplating whether to open it there or later in private. 
“Prob’ly asking whether you’re gonna come home for Christmas break or stay here.” Oliver said as he bit into an apple. 
“I already told him I’d be staying here as it’s your last Christmas at Hogwarts, I thought we’d stay here and celebrate together.” You stated, deciding to open the letter now.
“Get a broom closet you two.” Fred teased you. You retaliated by wrapping your arms around Oliver and resting your head on his shoulder, batting your eyelashes at the twins. Oliver just shook his head at you. 
You retracted your arms from Oliver and picked your letter back up to read it. 
(Y/n), 
The Ministry finally agreed to speak to me. They’ve claimed that the security in Azkaban has been double, tripled and that no other prisoners will be escaping. They specified that since Lorelei and Mikael are high threat that they will be watched consistently but Sirius Black was high threat too and look where he is now.
I feel they aren’t telling me the full picture. It was hard enough getting them to discuss Lorelei and Mikael at all. They just like to pretend Death Eaters don’t even exist anymore. Lock them behind bars and forget about them. 
I know we are all anxious about the idea of them escaping like Black did but I am keeping my ear to the wall. If anything is spoken about them or a possible escape then I should be the first to know. I won’t let them leave that godforsaken place without a fight. You should focus on your studies, try not to worry about your parents. Hogwarts is surrounded by dementors, I hear, so they will protect you for now. 
- Demetrius 
“What did he say?” Oliver asked as you closed the letter. 
“Just something about the Ministry.” You sent him a look that said you would tell him later as you felt it was too crowded to discuss your parents right now.
“What do you have?” You changed the topic by asking Oliver what he was doing this morning as you picked up your book bag.
“Defence against the dark arts then divination.” He told you as he rose from the table. 
“I have some study periods this morning so I think I’m going to go to the library. I’ll see you later.” You parted ways outside the great hall as you headed towards the library. You then tucked the letter into your bag and reminded yourself to show Oliver later. 
You found an empty table tucked away in a corner beween two book shelves, before finding a few books to help you with your study of Ancient Runes homework. 
“Do you mind if I join you?” A voice you were starting to know well tore you away from your parchment and you glanced up to see Cedric stood with his hand wrap around the strap of his backpack. 
“Will I actually be able to study if you sit with me or are you going to distract me?” You narrowed your eyes at the boy with a light humour. 
“I swear not to distract you.” He held his hands up in defence and you smiled, nodding your head to signal for him to sit. 
“What are you studying?” Cedric asked as he sat. 
“Distracting.” You announced, sending him a side glance. “Ancient Runes.” You caved and answered after the following few seconds of silence. 
“Ah.” Cedric nodded, taking his own parchment and books out. 
You both sat quietly, the only sounds being the turning of pages and the scratching of your quills but, after a short while, you found yourself sneaking secret glances towards the boy.
You watched his brow crease in concentration and his eyes flicker across the pages he was reading. A few locks of his soft brown hair fell forward and his lips parted slightly as he focused. 
Cedric caught you looking at one point, raising his head and smiling widely at you. 
“Distracting?” He asked, 
“Just making sure you are actually working and not writing down some quidditch strategy like Oliver does.” You were quick to come up with an excuse but Cedric wasn’t stupid. 
“What do you have next? I can walk you to your next class.” Cedric suggested. 
“Charms.” You told him, “If you walk me, you’ll probably be late to your own class.” 
“Why are you so worried about being seen with me?” Cedric leaned towards you, folding his arms on the chair in between you both with a curious look on his face. 
“I’m not worried.” You objected, “I just said you’d be late for your own class.”
“(Y/n), I’m no Ravenclaw but I can figure out when someone keeps saying no. I also see you looking around at everyone whenever I come up to you.” 
“Cedric.” You sighed, “Things are complicated in my life.” 
“And me walking you to your next class will somehow make it more complicated?” Cedric rose an eyebrow at you which made you sighed once again. 
“You can walk me to my next class.” You wanted to say that it would but you didn’t know how to explain why. 
Cedric stood up from his seat and packed his things away, you did the same before you both left the library. 
“I saw your owl this morning.” Cedric mentioned the letter from before and you felt your chest tighten a little. 
“Yeah. It was from my uncle. Asking whether I’d be home for Christmas.” You lied pretty effortlessly as the said-letter was lying at the bottom of your bag. 
“Your uncle?” Cedric hadn’t thought about who you lived with after your parents were sent to Azkaban. 
“Yeah.”  You nodded, “Demetrius. He took me in after my parents were, you know... He never saw what they saw in you know who. He didn’t have the same beliefs. Not like he didn’t suffer for it. They tortured him for a long time but he survived. He’s a good man, not very paternal but it's better than nothing.” You almost found it funny how unaffectionate and distant your uncle could be with you but you knew he still cared about you, he just couldn’t show it in the way normal families could. 
“Is it just you two?” He asked, seemingly genuinely interested. 
“Yeah. Demetrius isn’t very old. He was only 20 when he took me in. He never got a girlfriend after that so has never married or anything. I think he believes that if he had someone else to  care about, they could be used against him. He saw a lot of what my parents did, you see. He worries about my parents; about them escaping like Black did.”
“Are you worried?” Cedric stopped as you reached your class. 
“I’d be stupid if I wasn’t.” You confessed. 
“We can talk more about it later if you like?” Cedric gestured to the classroom door and you bit down on your cheek and nodded.
“Hey!” You called as he started to walk away. “Thanks for walking me.” 
Cedric smiled at you before you entered the classroom. 
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“Saw pretty boy Diggory walk you to Charms this morning.” Fred and George trapped you as they came up to you side by side. 
“Like I said... Obsessed.” You looked up at the twins as they walked either side of you. 
“You reckon Lupin’s got that surprise for us today?” Fred asked you and George.
“Hope so, Freddie.” 
“I hope it’s a potion that stops people from spying on you.” You retorted, making both the boys crack up.
“Welcome class! If you’ll follow me, I have the special treat I promised for you all today.” Professor Lupin announced as you entered the classroom for DADA. 
The class did as they was told and followed Lupin up to a larger room where an old wardrobe stood in towards the far side.
You couldn’t help but smile with excitement as you watched the wardrobe shake from something inside. 
“Would anyone like to venture a guess as to what is inside?” Lupin asked as the wardrobe trembled again. 
"Is it a boggart, sir?” One of the Ravenclaw girls, Samantha Penny, answered. 
“Yes, Miss. Penny. Now, can anybody tell me what a boggart looks like?” 
“No one knows. Boggarts are shape-shifters.” You answered as Lupin pointed his wand at you. 
“Very good. Now, can someone tell me what they do?”
“They can take the shape of whatever a person fears the most.” Samantha answered again.
“Well done! Luckily, a very simple charm exists to repel a boggart. Let's practice it now. Without wands, please.” Remus lowered his wand as he spoke, “After me. Riddikulus!”
“Riddikulus!” The class repeated. 
“Very good. A little louder and very clear. Listen: Riddikulus!” Lupin corrected any who made a mistake.
“Riddikulus!” You all repeated once more before Lupin selected an unlucky volunteer.
“Samatha, since you know so much, why don’t you give it a try?” Lupin encouraged her forward. “Now, what are you most afraid of?” 
“Snakes, sir.” She said rather nervously. 
“Snakes. Okay. Easy enough to change. You see, the incantation alone is not enough.  What really finishes a boggart is laughter. You need to force it to assume a shape you find truly amusing.” Lupin paced a few steps as he spoke. 
“Now, Miss Penny. I want you to think of something funny. The funniest thing you can think of and when you come face to face with the snake, I want you to imagine its turning into that funny thing, do you understand?” Lupin asked the Ravenclaw girl. She nodded and raised her wand. 
As the doors burst open, a large thick black snake appeared slithering towards Samantha. It rose upwards and hissed as it’s dark eyes fixed on the quivering girl. 
“R-Riddikulus!” She hesitated but soon cast the spell, turning the snake into a baby monkey in a dress.
“Brilliant, Miss Penny! On your first try too!” Lupin praised her as he laughed at the monkey falling over.  “Alright! Who’s next! Form a line!” 
The class rushed into a line with excitement and nerves filling the room. 
You watched a few students ahead of you try and succeed in turning the boggart from their fear to something funny and soon it was your turn. 
“I bet her worse fear is seeing Wood naked.” Fred whispered to you and his twin as he stood behind you. 
“Actually, it’s having to spend the rest of the year with you two.” You mumbled back with a smirk as you stepped forward. 
“Ouch, Seyler, ouch.” Fred clutched his chest above his heart and you rolled your eyes. 
Suddenly, coming face to face with the boggart, your amusement was gone. 
You shifted on your feet as you thought of all the possible things the boggart could turn into like a giant spider or a clown or....
Your eyes went wide as the boggart twitched and span around and transformed into a face you had only seen in your memories and pictures. 
Your mother stood in front of you. 
The whole class erupted with whispers and murmurs as you froze. 
Her dark eyes met yours, the small mole above her lip rising as her wicked smile grew.
“Come on, (y/n), don’t let the shape distract you. Say the words and she’ll be gone.” Lupin saw the shock on your face as he tried to encourage you.
Your mother stepped forward, holding her hand out towards you, her dark mark visible on her arm as she reached towards you. 
“Don’t touch me!” You shrieked as she came close to connecting with your skin. 
You couldn’t stop yourself from fleeing the class as your emotions over took you. 
You pushed past the Weasley twins as you darted to the door. 
“Miss Seyler!” Lupins voice carried down the corridor you were running down.
Tears blurred your vision as your chest tightened and breathing became much  harder. 
“Miss Seyler!” You heard Lupin call after you again. 
You threw yourself against an arched doorway, trying to slow your breathing as your mothers eyes flashed through your head. Her evil smile, the dark mark clear on her arm. 
You felt yourself slide down the doorway until you hit the cold floor. 
“Miss Seyler.” Lupin had found you. “Miss Seyler, breathe.” He knelt down as you failed to control your panic attack. 
“(Y/n). It was just a boggart. It wasn’t really your mother.” Lupin told hold of your shoulders as he tried to get you to look at him. “Your mother is locked up on Azkaban. She can’t hurt you.” 
“I’m sorry.” You finally looked up at him and he felt his heart squeeze at the sight of your red eyes. 
“Don’t be sorry. It’s quite alright.” Lupin helped you stand, slowly bringing you back to your feet. 
“What about the class?” You asked, looking up from where you had come from. 
“Class is dismissed. Come on, let’s go for a chat.” Lupin guided you to his office, his arm comfortingly wrapped around you still. 
(PART 4)
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ifbrd · 4 years
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Not Sugar-Coated, ToBecky Critique from a ToBecky Shipper
Let’s talk about Tobecky and it’s toxicity! And for once, let’s not hold back! I think what I’m gonna do for this post is focus on the dynamic they have in the show, mostly criticizing my own misogyny but calling out the fandom in general as well, as I’ve seen other’s do these same things. Later I will reblog it on the Word Up blog and continue my thoughts on the ship and how it affected Word Up.
The first thing I will say is that I am a Tobecky shipper, ever since Tobey’s first shorts when it was revealed he had a crush on WordGirl. I started watching this show as a kid, I would have been 9 or 10 when it started airing on PBS. If I were to get into this show today, however, I don’t think I would be shipping tobecky, because as an adult I can recognize its toxicity which I didn’t have the proper knowledge or understanding to do back in the day. And I think the real reason I still ship today is purely nostalgic. Though I won’t deny that their dynamic is interesting and that likely affects my shipping brain too.
As a kid, I think I shipped it because, well it seemed inevitable. It seemed like the only endgame option. How many romcoms start with a girl liking one boy, only to realize later she should be with a different guy, usually an underdog the audience is supposed to root for. How many romance stories start with the two not liking each other, ranging anywhere from minor annoyances for each other to full-blown enemies, only to later understand it was all a guise to hide their true feelings. It seemed obvious that Becky/WordGirl would end up with not Scoops, whom she had a crush on, but instead Tobey, the underdog she always was fighting or arguing with. Factor in Tobey’s crush, my very underdeveloped ability to think critically, and the fact that the writers in early seasons seemed to really take the time to focus on the potential chemistry between these two (their interactions in “Department Store Tobey” and both of them having a good time together in “Have You Seen the Remote?” etc) and it seemed there was only one boy for Becky to logically end up with.
The first time I can recall really questioning this ship, I mean really questioning it, was sometime in probably my sophomore or freshman year? Maybe my junior year? I recall my health teacher teaching us about healthy vs unhealthy relationships. In this unit, I realized several of my favorite ships across various fandoms were unhealthy but that’s a whole other topic. At one point I remember him giving his two cents about the phrase “opposites attract” when being applied to romance. He said this can be true, but only if the two are “opposites” in personality, and not “opposites” in values. If a couple’s values, their morals, don’t align, they probably aren’t going to make it. And in all honesty, I think Tobey and Becky have the worst possible combination for this.
They have very similar personalities, and while this isn’t necessarily a bad thing, it can make it easier for them to encourage their negative traits instead of helping them overcome them. The traits they both share like pridefulness, attention-seeking, and being a bit obsessive, have the potential to be the traits they bring out in each other. The best counter-argument for this is the fact that Becky is willing to and would call Tobey out for everything wrong or ridiculous he does, and try to help him. But that doesn’t matter if Tobey is not willing to listen to her when she calls him out, or accept her help when she offers it and he needs it. And it’s especially worthless if he’s not willing to help her back.
Meanwhile, the biggest weakness for this ship is their opposite values. Their morals couldn’t be more apart from each other. Get these two together for long periods of time and a morality war would easily ensue. And then combined with if their similar personalities do end up bringing the worst in each other, then any relationship they could have would be disastrous.
The worst issues with their pairing all go back to Tobey. I love Tobey as a character, don’t get me wrong, but we need to be honest, and please excuse the language--Tobey is a piece of shit! He is disrespectful to everyone around him, except his mother, and that’s only because he’s scared of her He thinks he’s better than everyone else and has no issues expressing that opinion, even going as far as to try to define words for WordGirl. He goes as far as to belittle her in “Tobey or Consequences” criticizing her word choice. He has been shown on multiple occasions to lose his mind when he doesn’t get exactly what he wants and will do anything to get it, without regard for others’ property, feelings or safety. He’s manipulative as seen in “Tobey Goes Good” and “Have You Seen the Remote.” He’s unwilling to take responsibility for his actions, as demonstrated when he attacks the candy factory for making candy because he got a cavity, instead of realizing that he should have taken better care of his teeth.
And worst of all, despite what he and the audience often believe, he clearly doesn’t give a single shit about WordGirl. If he cared about her he would have acknowledged her disinterest, if he cared about her, he wouldn’t have tried to force Becky into admitting she’s WordGirl in “By Jove, You’ve Wrecked My Robot.” If he cared about her, he wouldn’t have pretended to be good or trick her into spending time with him or forced her to read poems about him. In the Halloween special he thought Violet was WordGirl just because she was wearing a WordGirl costume, failing to acknowledge that Violet is blonde and white and WordGirl is clearly not.
The episode “WordBot” makes it very clear what kind of relationship Tobey wants from WordGirl--and it’s not a relationship. It’s a dynamic where she simply showers him with never-ending adoration and does whatever he wants. Tobey cares about one person and one person only and it’s not WordGirl, it’s himself.
And I’m not even counting “Go Gadget Go” in any of this! That episode put him in such a bad light that most fans pretend it doesn’t exist because his behavior is so inexcusable. And yet even without that episode, we have plenty of toxicity coming from Tobey’s end.
I once saw someone say they hate the tobecky ship because the argument for it often is that Becky will be willing to put up with Tobey when they’re older. First of all, if that’s your argument in tobecky’s favor you need to go take a good hard look at yourself. Becky putting up with Tobey’s messed up behavior is essentially hoping she ends up in a horrible, toxic, unhealthy, relationship that would be borderline abusive if she didn’t stand against him. Secondly, while I don’t deny the existence of this argument, (I once read a fanfic where the two were married but still a hero and villain who battled regularly) I disagree with the idea that this argument is most often used to justify the ship. Instead, the most common argument to justify it is the idea that Tobey has it in him to change. This is certainly a better argument, as Tobey changing is really the only hope for this ship.
But I think it’s really easy for us, myself included, to struggle with the line between finding evidence that Tobey could change vs excusing his actions; the line between finding an explanation for his behavior vs finding an excuse for him. It’s a very easy line to accidentally cross without realizing it. And it really says something when, as discussed in another post, we are not giving other villains like Victoria--who have more of an “excuse” --the same treatment. It’s incredibly misogynistic.
I’m not going to try to argue that Tobey doesn’t have the capability to be good, of course, he does. We can see this in the cute note he leaves in Becky’s backpack in “Trustworthy Tobey” and in the very last moments in the Thanksgiving special, and of course in our favorite example, “It’s Your Party and I’ll Cry if I Want to.” I’m also not saying that Tobey’s actions and psychology aren’t the product of the environment and circumstances he faces daily. Of course having no father figure present, a single mother who is always working, and no friends is going to affect a child. What I want to question is when is Tobey responsible for his own life, choices, and actions? Maybe not now at age 10-11, but what about when he’s 13? 16? 18? 21? 40? Where do we draw that line? I also don’t want to discourage looking for the good in people and characters and thinking critically about how their past and psychology is affecting their actions. I want to encourage that in all characters, not just the boy who happens to have a crush.
And while it’s nice to speculate that Tobey will follow a better path in the future, not so much for tobecky as much as for the betterment of Tobey himself, we need to realize that it’s just speculation. We have no canon proof of where his story goes post-WordGirl. He has his moments of hope but overall this kid has a terrible track record. When it comes to others, Tobey makes terrible choices. And that’s exactly what “going good” will be--a choice--his choice.
I also want to take a moment to talk about something @fromtheplanethexagon said in this amazing post you should totally read because it’s great. They commented on how very few people when writing tobecky fanfics takes the time to explore her perspective of their feelings for each other. Where her feelings originate and why she would like him. This is something I am absolutely guilty of and will be paying attention to in the future. After reading that passage from their post I thought for a while why Becky would like Tobey, and I honestly struggled with it a bit, which shouldn’t be happening if I’m trying to write a healthy tobecky story. That’s all I’ll say on this for now because beyond this I would use Word Up as an example, so I’ll save that for later.
The older I get the more I realized how toxic this ship is. Heck, who knows what I’ll realize about it in the future when I’m even more mature. In the past I’ve tried to convince myself it’s okay I ship it because I never shipped Tobey with WordGirl, I shipped him with Becky. I know they are the same person, but Tobey doesn’t know that, and the dynamics between him and each of her egos are very different. The dynamic between Tobey and WordGirl reminds me of Gideon and Mabel from Gravity Falls. Meanwhile the one between Tobey and Becky reminds me more of the one between Jimmy and Cindy from The Adventures of Jimmy Neutron. That’s better right? Even if just a little bit? Well no, not really, because we all know darn well if Tobey fell for Becky instead of WordGirl he would treat Becky exactly the same as he treats WordGirl. He would ultimately have the same “WordBot esc” expectations. If anything he might try to treat her worse. With WordGirl there is a clear power balance, and while it’s still technically there with Becky, Tobey doesn’t know it’s still there and might try to use that to his advantage.
And to conclude I’d like to add to @fromtheplanethexagon above-mentioned post (here’s the link again, seriously, read it!). Regarding their final thoughts that it’s fine to explore the ship, and it’s fine to explore the unhealthy parts of the ship. But we need to be careful to not glorify the toxicity of the potential pairing.
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mandoalorian · 4 years
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Spooky Movie Night [Javi Gutierrez x Reader]
Summary – It’s Halloween and Javi Gutierrez loves to celebrate different seasonal holidays in his own special way. He plans a spooky surprise before you both settle down and watch one of his favourite Nic Cage horror movies.
Pairing – Gender neutral reader x Javi Gutierrez (No Y/N)
Warnings – mentions of general spooky Halloween themes but nothing too detailed, food and drink, mild spoilers (not really) about Javi’s character. Overall just a super sweet and fluffy one shot.
Word count – 1.8k
A/N: Okay I read the script for The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent and AAAA! I actually… really liked it. One thing to come from it is my undeniable love for Pedro Pascal’s character, Javi Gutierrez. So here we are. It’s nearing Halloween and after a short break, I couldn’t help but pop out a semi-spooky but cute and fluffy one shot for Javi. I really hope you enjoy.
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It was the evening of October 31st, and a cold evening at that. You had never really celebrated Halloween but you knew that traditions would quickly change when you moved in with Javi. He loved celebrating seasonal festivities in any which way he could. Last Easter, he invited his whole family over and planned an egg-hunt, even having his hench bodyguard Carlos dress as the Easter bunny. Of course, Javi told you it was to please his young niece’s and nephew’s, but the smile on his face when a hopping Carlos granted Javi with a chocolate egg ignited a feeling inside you that you had never felt before. Javier Gutierrez was as sweet as sugar, precious, and unlike any man you had ever met before. There was not an air of toxicity to Javi Gutierrez and you knew that everything he done for you, he done with good intentions. He had the purest of hearts.
After finishing dinner, you couldn’t shake the icy feeling that hung above you and so you announced you’d be taking a bath, wanting to get ready for the horror movie marathon Javi had prepared for you both to watch later that night. You’d already set out your pyjamas and even noticed Javi had folded them neatly for you, placing them at the end of his bed. You grabbed Javi’s lighter from his bedside drawer and picked out some of your favourite fall scented candles, carrying them to the bathroom. The walk to the bathroom felt scary. The amber light at the end of the hallway was flickering, and as you dragged your bare feet across the carpet, you left yourself a mental note to ask Carlos to change the bulb. Almost reaching the bathroom, you gasped at the shadow which had been casted from the flickering light. It was an unusual shape… ghost-like, a silhouette that hovered over you. If you blinked, you would’ve missed it. Deciding it was just your mind playing games on you, you tried shaking the feeling and entered the bathroom.
You placed two candles on the window sill and light them, engulfing the smell of seasonal cinnamon and baked apples. After twisting the antique gold taps, you made yourself comfortable on the edge of the white marbled tub, legs crossed, and swirled your fingers in the warm bubbly water, absorbing the soapy citrus scent. It was Javi’s soap but you needed something to put yourself at ease and figured bathing in Javi’s scent was a good idea; so, you poured the remnants of it in the running water. The heat of the water began to steam up the glass shower screen, so you took your index finger, and began doodling pumpkins and ghouls, waiting for your bath to fill up. You smiled a little, leaning back and admiring your artwork when the bathroom door burst open.
“Boo!” Javi cried out, his hands in the air. You took a second to take him in; a white bed sheet hanging over his body, smothering his face and two messy holes cut out the fabric exposing his deep chocolate eyes. You gasped, almost falling back into the tub when Javi jolted forward, grabbing your arm and pulling you to safety. You grabbed on to him and yanked the bed sheet off him, throwing it into a puddle on the floor. Your heart was racing, and Javi looked equally as petrified. “I’m so sorry!” He exclaimed anxiously as nerves raced through his body. His dumb joke had you almost fall back into the bath tub. He felt so guilty. You could’ve really hurt yourself.
You froze up, holding on to him and hesitated after you were sure you had regained your balance. “Javi,” you spoke softly, raising your hand and cupping his cheek. He nuzzled his face into the palm of your hand. “It’s okay. I’m okay.”
“I just wasn’t thinking. Wanted to scare you, for Halloween,” he shrugged helplessly looking defeated.
“Well, mission success. Consider me scared.” you smiled at him and you swore you saw a spark in his eyes. You straightened the collar of his brown button down shirt and pulled him into another passionate kiss. He kneeled to your level, not breaking the contact, and wrapped his arms around your waist. You were the first to break away. “You gonna let me take my bath in peace now?” You joked, still a little breathless. Javi nodded, leaning over you and turning off the running water. You stood up and began to undress yourself, letting your clothes fall on the floor and checking the temperature of the water before you settled on it being just right. Javi took your clothes in his arms and bent over, picking up the white bed sheet that had pooled on to the floor. On his way out of the bathroom, he felt his heart flutter at the sight of you engulfed in the bubbles, eyes closed. He noticed your little Halloween doodles on the glass shower screen and took the opportunity to draw a heart with yours and his initials inside. Javi left the bathroom with his hands full of laundry.
You couldn’t let yourself fall asleep in the bath. Not this evening. You kept yourself awake by thinking of the spooky themed activities Javi had in store for you tonight. The truth is, you couldn’t stand horror movies, and Javi didn’t know this. You refrained from telling him because you knew how excited he was to watch Nic Cage’s 2006 rendition of the horror flick ‘The Wicker Man’ with you. He had been walking around the house all morning, quoting it. You even caught him pointing at an orange, whispering eerily at it, doing his best Nic Cage impersonation. Holding back a laugh, you approached him from behind and wrapped your arms around him. “What ya’ doing Javi?” You sung, almost teasingly. He jumped at your touch, almost dropping the orange.
“Nothing.” he replied to you, his voice a little thicker than usual. Your lips curved into a smile as you realised he was trying to get his voice back to normal-Javi, rather than his adorkable Nicolas Cage impression. You didn’t push him further. You didn’t want to embarrass him, so instead, you pressed a kiss into his cheek and felt his skin heat into a blush. Pulling away, you were greeted with Javi’s enormous grin. “Are you excited? For, you know. Tonight. The movie marathon I have planned. You know I think you’ll really like it.”
You contemplated taking Javi to one side and asking him if he’d rather watch the Nic Cage rom-com, Valley Girl with you instead. But took a deep breath and smiled back at him. “I can’t wait.” You assured him and it was as if his grin got even bigger. Taking the orange from his hand, you walked to the kitchen counter and began to peel it, pulling out the segments and feeding yourself and Javi as you let him babble on to you about movie trivia.
“And you know, Winona Ryder turned down the role as Willow because she hated the script!” As Javi rambled on, you skilfully through an orange segment into his open mouth. He swallowed it whole, making you giggle, before continuing. “I mean- I just can’t imagine hating anything that Nicolas Cage is part of.”
After your bath, you wrapped a towel around your head and slipped in to your cosy pyjamas before meeting Javi in the living room. It was dark, only the television screen illuminating the room. He was waiting for you, and had the movie all set-up, ready to play. On the coffee table, Javi had sprawled out left over candy from the trick-or-treaters, and two goblets of- “Javi, what’s in the cups?” you asked quizzically, pointing at the still red liquid.
“Blood.” Javi grinned at you. You raised an eyebrow before raising the goblet and taking a sip. You smiled into the cup before pulling it away, licking the sweet but sticky residue of cherry soda from your lips. Javi’s jaw dropped. “You drunk it! How could you drink it?” Javi exclaimed. “I told you it was blood!”
“Where would you get blood from?” You laughed at Javi’s cute reaction before sinking down next to him on the sofa and wrapping a blanket over you both.
“You smell nice,” Javi hummed.
You looked up at him. “It’s your soap.” You smiled.
“I know.” Javi returned the smile.
Javi took the remote and pressed play on the movie. You both settled down. The movie was hard to follow, but maybe that’s because you were so distracted by watching Javi. You knew when an intense scene would follow, because Javi would instinctly hunch over and try get closer to the television screen. You’d watch him for minutes, and he was so engulfed into the movie, there was moments you thought he had forgotten to blink. You admired the way he knew it line by line and the way he’d recite random facts about the movie’s production during the less interesting bits. Watching movies with Javi was always an experience, but watching movies with him this Halloween was like no other. There wasn’t a single thing you would change about Javi. He was perfect in his own unique way.
You let out your fifth yawn of the night and Javi turned the television off. “Hey, Jav,” you mumbled tiredly, rubbing your eyes. “What ya doing? Movie… movie wasn’t finished.” Another yawn. Javi let out a chuckle, pushing your damp hair out of your face and standing up. This time, Javi gently tugged the blanket from you and pushed his arms under you before sweeping you off your position on your sofa and carrying you in his arms. You let out a cry and buried yourself into his chest. “Javi!”
“Bed time,” he said. You couldn’t see his face but you were certain you could hear the smirk in his voice.
“But the movie-“ you began to protest.
“We can finish it next Halloween.” Javi promised and you were far too tired to argue with him.
Javi gently tucked you into his bed, placing a kiss on your forehead. You closed your eyes and felt yourself fall into a slumber. Javi undressed himself and turned out the lights. You stirred slightly when you felt him climb into next to you.
“I love you Javi,” you whispered.
“I love you too.” Javi replied.
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bgn846 · 4 years
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Marshal’s Creed FFXV Fanfic
Summary:            
Cor dresses up for the annual Halloween gala in hopes to win a bet. Can he beat out everyone else at the party with the best costume?
Notes:    
I had a fun prompt from my friend @ragewerthers for Cor Leonis getting invited to a Halloween party.... but what in the HELL is he supposed to go as?!  Do Regis and Clarus help him?  Do the boys help him?  Does he decide to go scary?  Funny?  Mythical?
I hope you all enjoy, I had fun writing this! :)
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“What is he wearing?” Regis asked under his breath from where they were standing near the steps to the throne.
“Not so sure, but it seems pretty popular with the ladies,” Clarus admitted as he craned his neck to see better.
“Dear six, he looks half-naked!” spluttered Regis after a moment.
“Sorta, he’s got pants and maybe something someone would consider a shirt on.” Though Clarus was still clueless as to what Cor had dressed up as.  The annual Halloween gala was always a fun event. However, the marshal never dressed up.
Ever.
It was only the quick thinking of Regis with the tempting draw of a bet that enticed their friend into wearing anything special this year. A hefty amount of 500gil sat waiting for Cor if he dressed up and won one of the sundry costume awards to be gifted that night.  The prizes given out were little awards trinkets, and the bragging rights until the next party.  Of course, Cor could care less about any of that, the only reason he’d even agreed, was to prove Regis wrong and maybe relieve him of some decent spending cash.
The king had figured Cor wasn’t creative enough to even stand a chance. Regis had merely snorted and waved him off when the marshal assured them he’d win something.  Now, as Clarus watched their friend navigate through the crowd he was beginning to think Regis might have to pay up at the end of the night.
The squeals of impressed party goers only got louder as Cor approached, as did the flash of lights from photos being snapped. The crowds dispersed once he’d reached the king.  Cor yawned once seemingly bored with the whole affair already. “You might as well give me the money now, Regis.”
“Never!” the king hissed, “You aren’t going to win, look at you! What is that, it looks like a pile of rags!”
Before Cor could answer a young staffer passing by interrupted them with a shout, “Awesome costume!” They left just as quickly as Clarus began to examine the outfit in more detail.
“I’m afraid I’m lost as to what you are, care to enlighten us?”
“Eh, this? I have no idea, Noct helped me pick it out.  Said it was the best costume to wear and had Ignis go online and order me one before I could say no.”
“You asked my son to help you?”
“Nope, he found out I was going to dress up and he nearly flipped. How could I say no, he begged me to let him help.”
“Still what the hell are you?” Regis asked in exasperation.
“An assassin I think?” Cor supplied with a furrowed brow. “Honestly, the kid was talking too fast for me to catch the exact name, but he said it was from a game.”  
“Why in the heck would an assassin wear that? Your entire right side is exposed, seems like a defensive nightmare.”
“I’ll admit it’s not exactly realistic but it’s comfy at least.” Cor offered with a shrug.
“I don’t know why you let my son talk you into this, you look ridiculous.” Regis was about to add more when another party-goer/staffer wandered by and started staring. They were of course after a picture of Cor.  The staffer was young and blushing like mad but still managed to ask for a selfie.
“I’m sorry what were you saying majesty? I got pulled away to have my picture taken because I’m going to win.”
Regis sneered and turned around to walk away.  Clarus couldn’t help but snicker at the sight. Regis was a sore loser so a part of him hoped Cor wouldn’t win, but he probably would. The marshal, though not a youthful twenty-year-old anymore, could hold his own in the looks department. He was only in his forties now but still trained just as hard. His well-defined six-pack was evidence of that.  Clarus suspected that most of the girls wandering over were trying to get a better look at what he’d been hiding under his guard uniform.
Cor for once didn’t mind the attention and even smiled for a few shots.  It was nice to see his friend out of his element for once.   “Have you seen his highness?” Clarus asked, figuring Noct would have at least had to help Cor get ready. Otherwise, the man wouldn’t have known how to wear the costume.
“Yeah, he’s coming soon, he was getting picky about his nails.”
“What?”
“You’ll see, he’ll match grumpy pants over there,” Cor announced with a chuckle. “Regis thinks sporting little tiny fake fangs makes him a good vampire. He’s so wrong.”
“Oh dear,” Clarus could only guess what Noct had conjured up. Ignis would have been key in gathering his needed elements, but the idea was most likely the princes. “What are the others dressing up as?”
Cor barked out a laugh, “I only saw Ignis and Prompto but it appeared they were wearing matching black suits.”
“That’s it?”
“Almost, if you don’t count the wolf tail they both had clipped to their belts and the wolf ear headbands.”
“I’m so confused,” he sighed. However, right as he was about to ask for more details a sudden hush overtook the room. Looking up he noticed what had caused the reaction. Ignis, Prompto, and his son were stalking over towards them. They all matched and looked quite formidable.   However, Noct seemed to be missing. The black suits had matching black shirts and ties to go with. One might take them all for security guards aside from the addition of the animal ears atop their heads. One thing Cor hadn’t mentioned was their eye color. Each had donned a pair of contacts that made their eyes look golden and cat-like.
As they neared, Clarus realized there was a fourth pair of legs hiding behind Ignis. This must be the prince. Waiting patiently as the group finally came to a rest in front of them, Clarus was treated to the reveal. A pale hand with amusingly long pointy black nails slowly crept out from behind Ignis arm.  It reached out and pointed straight at him.  Then in a move that had Clarus snorting with laughter, Noct curled his fingers and beckoned him closer.  
“You’re nuts if you think I’m letting you near me with those daggers,” he laughed.
Noct merely shook his finger and carefully leaned to the side to show his face. The prince’s hair was slicked back and someone had drawn in an exaggerated widow’s peak.
“I see you’re taking your role far more seriously than your father.”
“I shall win,” was all Noct uttered before he hissed and retreated behind his bodyguards again.
With a quick bow, Ignis led the way back out into the party.  The advisor was playing his part very well and looked like he’d snap a person in two if they even tried to talk to the prince. Prompto was fighting to hide a smile as they turned to leave. Gladio offered Clarus and eyebrow waggle and a wink before he left.  They were having fun it seemed.
“So forgive me for being a little behind on my fantasy lore, why are they all wearing animal ears and tails?” Clarus asked kindly.
“He’s a vampire and he needs his werewolf pack to protect him.”
“Ah, I see. Noct basically thought up the perfect costume, ensuring he doesn’t have to talk with anyone.”
“Pretty much, he’s clever in that way, unlike his old man!” Cor teased as Regis joined them again.
Ignoring Cor’s comment, Regis stared at Noct’s retreating party and tilted his head, “Was that my son?”
“Yep you missed the reveal; he’s a vampire with a coven of werewolves.”  
Regis simply smiled and straightened his shoulders slightly, “He takes after me in so many ways.”
Cor groaned loudly and rolled his eyes, “You wish, look it I’m gonna go mingle and get some more votes in my favor.  I’m winning this contest tonight, be ready to pay up.”
Regis tried to whack Cor in the shin with his cane, but the marshal was quicker and leaped out of the way. He laughed and casually wandered away, complete with a smug look of satisfaction.
“He’s such a brat sometimes,” Regis huffed.
“He’s only five years younger than you.”
“Shut it; let’s go see if we can convince the judges to ban him or something.”  
Cor did not get banned.
Clarus had the joy of watching his friend claim a very special award, the citadels’ sexiest costume. Apparently, the panel of judges was also distracted by Cor’s exposed right side and six-pack.  The few other contestants in that category didn’t stand a chance.  No manner of makeup could fake muscles or a square jawline.
Regis didn’t have to pout for long though when his son won the night's overall best costume design. The king was proud of his son and his friends. They’d banded together to create a memorable look.  Noct stayed in character when he accepted his award and tried to bite one of the presenters.  Gladio sprang into action and held him back.  The room erupted in laughter and cheers.
Suddenly thankful they could all enjoy moments like this together; Clarus smiled and looked over to his friend and King. Regis must have had a similar reaction as he returned a warm smile of his own and a small nod.
The rest of the night was a blur; Cor had come playfully demanding his money. Regis denied him, but Clarus knew he’d pay up in the morning.  His liege kept trying to accuse Cor of cheating since he was only wearing half a costume. The marshal would then wiggle his award in front of Regis’ face as a rebuttal.
The music soon turned up loud enough that they couldn’t talk anymore. Opting to retreat to the far corner of the room the three friends sat and relaxed.  They spend the remainder of the evening commenting on the costumes and the terrible music.
The End.
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is-it-art-tho · 3 years
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This is Chapter 4!
Chapter 1  Chapter 2.  Chapter 3.  Chapter 5
Summary: The BatFam goes to a party and Dick learns that even the suburbs of Gotham aren't without their monsters. Especially on Halloween.
“You’re loving this, aren’t you?” Dick asked, studying himself in the full-length mirror hanging on his closet door.
“I really am,” Barbara giggled. She’d been cracking up for nearly five minutes straight, tears streaming down her flushed cheeks as her abdomen ached. “Hold your phone up higher. And do another spin.”
“Babs,” he whined, lifting his phone to give her a better view.
“Please?” She let her voice got all plaintive and cute the way she knew would turn Dick into putty in her hands. It was a power she had discovered long ago, and one she wielded with reckless abandon.
Dick obeyed, the silky cape drifting around him as he came to a stop. He was in a replica of her old Batgirl uniform. Some knock-off Tim had scored in an online bidding war.
“You look great,” she said. The suit she used to wear hadn’t been quite so delicate. The overall gist was more or less accurate, but hers had been designed with combat in mind, everything layered and dense. The cape had been heavier, the boots not quite so rubbery and squeaky, and the colors much more muted – it would be hard to sneak up on anyone with bright neon yellows and purples announcing your presence from a mile away.
Even so, looking at the suit now, she could almost feel the wind rushing past her face; could feel her stomach flip in the sweeping arc from one building to the next.
For a long time, she hadn’t been able to remember those days without a bitter knot twisting in her gut. She was glad now to be able to look back fondly.
“You know, I really do,” Dick agreed, twisting to show off his butt in the thin spandex. “But I’ve seen better.” He flashed a rakish grin, and she laughed.
“You sure you can’t make an appearance tonight?” he asked.
“Nah. I’m still troubleshooting some bugs from the last system update. Probably take a while.”
Dick sighed. “Won’t be as fun without you there.”
“You bet your ass.”
He barked a laugh as he walked away from the mirror and set his phone down. Now the entire screen was black as she listened to him talk and move around his room.
“Just so you know,” he said, opening and closing drawers. “There’s probably gonna be like a ton of girls there. Can’t make any promises if I meet a nice lady Nightwing.”
“Yeah, yeah,” she grinned. “See you later, Batboy.”
She ended the call before he could protest the name and smiled to herself, letting the warmth of the conversation linger in the air a moment longer before turning her attention to her computer.
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The party was in one of the wealthy suburbs just outside of the city and the houses were pretty big. Not Wayne Manor big, but large enough to comfortably host well over a hundred people. It was one of those sprawling parties that took up every inch of the house and the back yard and managed to also bleed out into the street.
In every direction people were gyrating and laughing. There was no way most of them even knew whose house this was, but no one seemed too concerned about that. The host certainly wasn’t. Dick had seen him drunkenly carving a pumpkin by the pool and had quietly switched the steak knife out with a butter knife before the guy’s headless horseman costume became a lot more convincing.
Now Dick was standing on the deck, watching the fire pit where Steph, Tim, and Damian were among the crowd roasting marshmallows. Cass was leaning against Steph’s shoulder, her arms wrapped around her knees. Dick couldn’t see her expression through the papier mache Red Hood mask, but he could tell by her languid body language that she was having a good time.
Seeing them in each other’s uniforms was disorienting, like looking at a green sky or eating hot ice cream. Not necessarily bad, just off. But the anxiety he’d felt about the risk to their identities had died when he’d picked them up from the manor and saw them up close.
They looked more like pajamas than anything else, and they definitely wouldn’t draw any more attention than a bedsheet ghost or a grim reaper. Plus, their open enthusiasm for the whole thing made them all seem that much younger and unassuming. Just a bunch of young people excited about Halloween. It was honestly pretty fun to watch, especially coming from kids who were so often called upon to leave their more childish impulses at the door.
He put his phone to his ear. “Babs?”
“Batboy!” There was a smile in her voice. “Sounds like you’re having fun.”
She must have been talking about the music. It was coming from every direction. His bones rattled with each chord and was once again reminded of how freaking old he was getting. When had that happened?
“It’s a riot,” he said, dodging a fairy as she stumbled toward him with a plate piled high with nachos. Both she and the nachos went over the railing and the sound of the impact below hit him with a pang of guilt for not just stopping her. When he peeked down, she was laughing from the center of a bush. Four other fairies leaned over the side to laugh and throw pretzels at her.
“Uneventful?”
“So far.” He squinted for a second at Damian who was now standing, showing a Power Ranger a batarang. He nearly bolted across the yard until he noted the way it caught the light of the fire. Dick was fairly certain it was either plastic or cardboard. Not real. At least, he hoped not.
Cass and Stephanie had gotten up and slipped past him through the French doors and into the kitchen. Tim was still sitting by the fire, clumsily navigating a conversation with a witch who was openly flirting with him. He tossed a pleading look to Dick, who just smiled and waved, savoring every second of it.
“I think Tim has a new girlfriend,” he added.
“Fun. How’s Steph handling it?”
He glanced back into the house. She and Cass were rifling through a massive trash bag of candy that had been left on a counter, picking out all the king-sized bars and grinning ravenously. The many pockets in Cass’s brown leather jacket – Dick wasn’t sure if Jason had loaned it or if she’d commandeered it – were already full to bursting.
“Inconsolable.”
“Poor girl.” Babs sounded distracted, keys clacking as she muttered to herself.
“What’re you up to?”
“I keep getting the same system error, but I can’t figure out if it’s an issue with the hardware or software. I’ve run like ten diagnostic protocols already and I’ve been staring at the same wall of code for like five hours. I’m probably gonna end up just rebooting the whole thing. Comms’ll be down for a couple hours. Or days the way this is going.”
One finger jammed into his free ear, Dick wandered down the steps and around toward the front of the house in search of a respite from the chaos. He motioned to Damian, signaling that he was on a call, and Damian, in his oversized Batman cowl, nodded.
It wasn’t until Dick was a few houses away that the music and chatter became more of a muted throb than an overwhelming assault.
“What’s B up to?” he asked in a lull, his pace slowing.
“Alfred got him to hang around the manor and help give out candy for a while. I think he guilted him with the turmeric incident.”
Dick laughed then he went quiet for a moment, considering, before asking, “And Jason?”
“Nothing. Is it just me or does something seem off with him? I mean, I know he’s not the most communicative guy in the world but, I don’t know.”
Dick sighed. “It’s compli–” He fell silent. At the end of the block there was a guy in a wolf mask standing under a streetlight just… staring at him.
Dick glanced over his shoulder then back at the man.
“Dick?” Barbara asked.
He didn’t respond. A sense of foreboding had washed over him; a crackling thrum in the air that set all of the hairs on his body on end.
Instinctively, he found himself taking stock of his surroundings. He already knew exactly how many steps it would take to close the distance between them, how long it would take for him to get back to the party if he needed to.
He knew how he could use the string lights on the porch closest to him as a weapon or a restraint. How he could tear his Velcro cape from his own shoulders and get it around the man’s face and throat or disarm him since it looked like he was holding something – a pipe? There was a garden gnome in the yard beside him with a hat that looked sharp enough to do some damage if it came to that.
The man was big. Probably had a foot and eighty pounds on Dick.
Dick pushed his cowl back from his face.
The man turned and lumbered away.
Dick exhaled.
“Dick.” Barbara’s voice had slipped past playful curiosity. She sounded about two seconds away from alerting the cavalry.
“I’m here.”
“Geez. What just happened?”
Dick watched the disappear around the corner. “I don’t know. There was just some guy. He was staring at me, I think.”
“Friend of yours?”
“Not likely.”
“Maybe he just really likes Batgirl,” she teased.
Dick let out a breathy laugh, but the man had set him on edge and now he needed to run it off.
“Think I’m gonna call it on this party,” he said. “I need to unwind.”
“Most people do that sort of thing at parties.”
“And since when have I ever been like ‘most people?’”
Babs laughed and Dick felt his chest warm.
“You going home or going out?” she asked.
“I think we both know the answer to that,” he said, grinning as he turned back toward the party.
“Where would this city be with you, Batboy?” she sighed airily.
Dick chuckled despite himself. “Talk to you in a few,” he said, then hung up and opened a group message with Steph, Cass, Damian, and Tim.
Leaving early. Be back in a few hours to pick you up.
Tim’s message came a few seconds later. Don’t worry about it. We’ll just hot wire a car here.
You can’t just steal a car. Dick.
It’s not theft if we return the vehicle. Damian.
Everybody is wasted anyway, Stephanie said. We’d be doing this city a favor.
Cass just sent a car emoji, a beer, and an emoji of a girl making an X with her arms.
Exactly, Steph responded.
Dick pursed his lips and decided to roll the dice on whether or not they were joking. If they weren’t, he hoped they’d at least return the car before it was missed.
He was standing by his own car now, staring at the screen as he mind went to other things. Babs had sounded stressed, so already he was set on stopping by her place. Maybe he could bring her some of the candy he'd managed to snag throughout the night. He could swing by the Manor for his Nightwing suit and then hit Barbara’s place before going on patrol.
Just the thought made him smile, but there was something else still nagging at him. He needed to find Jason. He still had no idea what he wanted to say, but he couldn’t leave things the way they were.
As he sorted out his plans for the evening, his screen went black. And only then, in the dark reflection of the glass, did he see the wolf mask peering over his shoulder.
And in a flash Dick was turning, ducking, his fist clenched.
And then he was falling, and the left side of his head was an explosion of white, searing pain, and suddenly he was staring at boots, one half of his face hot and wet and throbbing, the other cold against the sidewalk.
He heard himself dragging in short, ragged breaths, his teeth gritted as he ordered his body to move. But his limbs remained where they were, heavy and obstinate. His neck ached as he tilted his face up to look his attacker in the eye, his cheek scraping against the sidewalk.
Squinting into the light of the streetlamp, Dick’s eyes focused just in time to watch the man bring the pipe down again, fast and hard.
And Dick heard the sickening wet crack of bone yielding to metal.
And then nothing.
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stuck-in-hawkins · 5 years
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Of Boredom and Makeup
Fic request for @willbyersbowlcutisgay :)))
Will laid down, his headphones plugged into his stereo, listening to the ethereal strings of “Shine on You Crazy Diamond” weave together a story in his mind.  He was close to an idea for a drawing.  He was getting a general idea of various pictures, but he didn’t have the thread to bind them together.  Something to make a coherent plot.  It didn’t matter if people couldn’t see the whole story from one painting.  He needed to know it first.
This drawing assignment was the only thing left to do.  The suspension for fighting would last the week, but the work had been done, at least for him.  The remainder of his days would likely be spent tutoring El.  She was wicked smart, particularily in science and math, but years in a lab hadn’t taught her the subtleties of the English language.  The party had tried to catch her up, taking turns tutoring her in one subject or another.  Now, it was just Will, Jonathan, and Joyce.  
Most of yesterday had been spent trying to help her with the workload.  But she  got easily frustrated and it had been a trying day.  Today, they were taking a break.  Will heard the crackle of the record as the brass in the song faded and listened as the sounds escalated and welcomed him to the machine.  An idea crawling out, haunting images from the movie Metropolis, pipelines and steam turning into a creature with an open mouth consuming, feasting.
He felt a shadow on his face.  He opened his eyes and saw El standing over him.
He gasped and threw off his headphones.  “Jesus, El!”
She seemed surprised by his reaction and immediately apologetic.  Will forgot sometimes how childlike she really was.  
He softened his tone, “Is everything alright?”
She held up the Walkman he let her borrow.  “Out of batteries.”
“Oh.  Crap.  Okay.  We’ll have to get some next time we go to the store.”  He popped it open and saw she was listening to the David Bowie’s The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust.  A smile lit up his face.  “Do you like it?”
El nodded.  
Will took the tape out. “Do you want to listen to it in my room?”
El brightened at the idea, “Sure.” 
 He pressed the stop button, moved the needle off record, and took his headphones out.  He put the tape in the bottom section of the stereo that played cassettes and hit play.  The room filled with a dance between the piano and Bowie’s vocals.  Will’s grin hadn’t faded.  He got his sketchbook out at his desk.  
“I’m gonna draw for a bit.  You can bring whatever you want in here.”  
El got the magazines, mirror, and make up bag from her room.  She set herself up on the floor.  Will saw this out of the corner of his eye and stifled a sigh.  Just when he had thought they had something in common, he’d been reminded of how different they really were.  
He couldn’t understand her.  She had so many conflicting things.  She was this total badass but also sensitive like a child and then she’d do totally girly things that just drove him crazy.  What did Mike even see in her?  
And there was a pang, like a string out of tune.  There it was.  The underlying reason for it all.  Will hadn’t put words to it.  He didn’t want to.  There would be so much to admit.  So many ugly words he didn’t want to face.  He pulled out his charcoal and blackened his fingers in the tactile material.  He let himself get absorbed in the motions, the values, the dark shadows and gradients.
He didn’t bring his head up until he heard the click of the tape.  He realized it was probably close to lunchtime.  “Hey El,” he turned, “Do you want something to-”
But he didn’t finish.  He couldn’t.  Because when she’d turned, he saw the face of Ziggy Stardust.  Perfectly rendered.  The golden sun on her forehead, the red and gold on her eyes fading as they spread off her lids and into her bone structure.  His mouth hung open.  
“Does it look okay?” She asked.
He couldn’t fathom it.  She was every bit the badass he had thought.  And holy shit.  She actually WAS artistic.  She could draw little more than stick figures, it had been a creative outlet that had been stolen from her as a child, and she got much too frustrated with her lack of progress to try at all.  But, at putting on colored powder, she was a Van Gogh and Will admired her for it.  
He realized he hadn’t said anything.  “El… that’s amazing.  How did you do that?”
She held up a picture from a magazine: The Rolling Stones.  
“Just from the picture?  No tutorial or anything?”
She shook her head.  “Just the picture.”
“That’s incredible.”
She beamed.  
“Umm.. Are you hungry?”  He asked.
She nodded.  He scrubbed the charcoal from his hands in the kitchen and made them both PB&J.  But he couldn’t get an idea out of his head.  It was embarrassing and he didn’t want to say it.  He didn’t want to ask.  After lunch she grabbed a stack of napkins.  
Will tilted his head.  “What are you doing?”
“Wiping it off.”
“What?!  But you just finished!  You’re not going to keep it on?”
“I wanna try the other one.”  
Will straightened.  “The one with the lightning bolt?”
She nodded.  Will looked at the clock.  They had a while before anyone came home.  Long enough to… No.  No.  It was ridiculous to even think it.
There was an intense internal struggle.  But the idea of looking in the mirror and seeing Bowie looking back at him was too strong.  “Youcoulduseme,” he blurted.  
Her eyebrows wrinkled in confusion.  “What?”
Will averted his eyes, “You can use me.  For the makeup.”
Her eyebrows lifted in surprise.
Will shook his head, looking away. “I don’t like make up or anything.  But you worked so hard on that.  And it looks incredible.  It would be like washing artwork down the drain.  And it’s only because it’s Ziggy Stardust.  I was thinking of being him for Halloween, anyway.”  
He stopped his ramblings, feeling like he was blabbering to an empty room.  When he looked back at El, she was practically glowing, “It’s artwork?”
Will nodded.  “Of course.”
She turned back still beaming.  He followed her to the bedroom.  A knot suddenly settling in his stomach.  All the things people would say if they saw.  But who was there to see?  It was less that others would see, it was that he would know what they’d say.  That maybe all those things they said would be right.  What if he enjoyed it?  Would that make him the fairy everyone thought he was?  
He sat down in front of El and looked at the magazine with David Bowie’s visage looking back.  He wondered if Bowie was ever called that.  What if he’d listened to them?  How much of his art would he have cut himself off from?  How much expression would he have silenced?  The thought was strong enough to ward off his worries.  The negative words still chattered, but he mentally told them to piss off. 
El picked up her palette and brush.  She held the colors up to his face and looked back at the picture.  Will watched her work.  She laid out all the cast off make up given to her by Nancy and began selecting her colors, moving them in front of Will.  She held out her hand to Will and he looked at her curiously.
She said, “I need your hand.  To try the colors.”
“Oh!”  He gave her his hand and she picked up a shimmery white and applied it to the back of his hand.  Her touch was warm and delicate as she held his hand.  He thought the sensation of the brush would tickle, but it didn’t.  It just felt nice.  He relaxed while she doused his hand in eyeshadow.  Once she was satisfied with the color selection, she moved onto his face.
“Close your eyes,” she said.
He did and felt his nerves ripple as she touched the brush to his cheeks.  He wasn’t used to his face being touched.  He realized how much trust this required and wondered if that was why girl friendships were so different than guy ones.  They had an open trust.  Not that he didn’t trust his friends.  But it was different.  If any one of the guys in their party sat down with his eyes closed, there was a 50/50 chance someone would fart or burp in their face.  It just was that way and Will had never questioned it.  But this was so… gentle.  
He felt like a canvas and it was a strange experience.  It involved a lot of waiting.  But the experience was overall pleasant and he didn’t want it to end.  At least until she got to the eyes.  
“Stop squinting.”  She said, annoyed.
He opened a eye.  “It’s kind of hard when-”
“Close them!”
He shut his eye again.  “When you are putting something directly on my eye.  It’s instinct to squint.”
“Raise your eyebrows and you won’t squint.”
Will tried and forced himself to keep his eyelids taut.  
When she got to his forehead, she clipped his bangs with bobby pins to the top of his head.  Having his hair touched just about put him to sleep.  He found himself wishing that it wasn’t just something assigned to girls.  He wished that guys had been allowed to do that stuff too, instead of having to wait for a haircut to have such affection to be bestowed.  He wondered if it was wrong to question that though.  
Her hands left his face and he opened his eyes.  She looked him over and nodded.  “I think… it’s done.”
Will sat up, excited and also a little nervous.  “Can I look?”  
She nodded.  He took his time getting to the mirror.  Will worried that he might look ridiculous.  Maybe it had all been a trick and his trust a slap in the face.  But when he got to the mirror and saw Ziggy staring back, he felt stinging at the back of his eyes.  He couldn’t help it. 
The trademark lightning bolt was striking across his face and the red glow flowing from his eyes seemed like some power had washed over him.  He felt stronger.  He felt powerful, like he had something no one could take away.  In that moment, he loved the person he was, wholly and completely.  The makeup was a mask, but it reflected more of himself than he’d ever let show.  In that moment he accepted himself exactly as he was.  
He knew the moment was fleeting and he’d go back to facing the demons in his mind.  He’d have to hear his mental record play the same discouraging songs about his shortcomings, his flaws, the things that made him believe he was broken.  But right now, none of it mattered.  In this moment, he knew he was stronger than all that.
“It’s perfect.”  He said.  He looked back at El in her Bowie make up and a thought popped into his head of her being his fairy godmother.  And he chuckled.  He felt happy and ridiculous and overwhelmingly grateful.  He wrapped his arms around her without a second thought.  
The affection surprised her and a warm smiled nestled into her cheeks.  She leaned her head on his shoulder into the embrace, thankful to finally have a brother.  
They played as many Bowie albums as they could while Will worked on a new drawing.  This one was filled to the brim with color.  He used colored pencils for general outlines of his own silhouette and filled it with color from his chalk pastels.  He drew bright streams of sun that broke through clouds, which looked like the nebulas he’d seen in his astronomy books.  There were streaks of lightning going to the edges of the paper.  He hoped it conveyed the strength he had felt, the beauty of the moment he’d seen in the mirror.  He’d have to ask Jonathan when he got home.  El wasn’t one for interpreting artwork but she was enthralled at watching his creative process.  
They didn’t take the makeup off until after both Jonathan and Joyce got back.  Joyce insisted that Jonathan take their picture.  When the pictures were developed, El kept one on her vanity and Will kept one in his drawer.  He’d take it out on dark moments when the inner monologue got too loud, when he needed to remember his own strength.  Sometimes it worked, but not always.  When it didn’t, he knew he could go into El’s room and he’d let her practice her craft on him.
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Black Leather - Chapter 8
I’d had to wait an additional twenty minutes at Steve’s house, because despite his near fanatical dedication to Farah Faucett; his hair had continued to fall flat.
Lucky for him, Nancy was there, otherwise I would’ve broken down the damn bathroom door and shaved the birds nest off myself.
Eventually; he’d managed to get his hair to a reasonable level of poofiness, and we’d gotten to Tina’s just an hour after the start time on the flyer; fashionably late without it being too busy to make an entrance.  
Sitting in the backseat of Steve’s thankfully spacious BMW gave me front row seats to the newfound awkwardness between Hawkins most beloved royal couple.
Despite Steve’s insistence that everything was fine between the pair and that Nancy was just still upset about Barb; I couldn’t help but feel there was a bigger void between them than that. One that was gradually getting bigger by the day, judging by the near complete lack of conversation for the entire car ride over.
He wouldn’t even let me talk to her for him; insisting he could handle it himself, but Steve really didn’t know girls like I did.
There was something big on Nancy’s mind; something that parties and corny jokes alone wasn’t gonna fix.
“That is a lot of carnage...” Steve remarked, drawing my eyes from the world’s slowest relationship train wreck, to the much more literal train wreck outside my window.
The word “carnage” was putting it lightly.
The party had already spilled out onto the street; bodies in varying stages on unconsciousness littering the front lawn like the vast amount of beer cans and bottles surrounding them. Those that were conscious were reveling in a variety of vices, from cigarettes to cheap booze to near all out sex on the AstroTurf. High school partying at its finest.
“Half the school must be here!” Remarked Nancy; eyes wide at the near renaissance painting of absolute debauchery outside.
“You got that right...” Agreed Steve as he slowed his car to park; and if Hawkins High’s keg king said that it was a rager, then she must be right.
Steve eventually found a space just outside Tina’s house; surprising considering the sheer amount of people present, however I guess most people considered a night in Hawkins PD’s cells too steep a price to pay for one night of drinking and dancing.
We got out of the car, and already the music hit our ears at full blast; someone’s parents were gonna get a lot of noise complaints in the morning.  
“We Don’t Have To Take Our Clothes Off” was the song of choice, but clearly the song’s message fell on deaf ears, as most of the boys were down to shorts and skins, and the girls in even less.
Steve led the way through the highway to hell, ringing the doorbell to Tina’s, which chimed out in an almost comedic rendition of “Messiah” considering the situation.
Moments later, the door swung open to a smiling Tina, dressed in a skimpy leotard and fishnets, in what must’ve been a cat costume considering the black velvet ears in her perm.
“Steve! Nancy! Love the costumes!” She exclaimed with such enthusiasm; it must’ve been partially forced.
“Risky Business; right?” She asked, taking note on the pair’s cute matching black and white combo.
“And Lola! You’re..?” Her ever expanding smile faltered as she struggled to work out what exactly a tartan miniskirt and a Bon Jovi tank top had to do with Halloween.
“A vampire.” I replied with a fake smile, showing off the plastic fangs glued to my canines. She wasn’t the only one who could feign enthusiasm.
“Well; you all look so great...” She spieled; that plastic smile returning even quicker than it fell.
“Why don’t you come on in and get a drink...” She beckoned us in as she led us further into her temporary den of teenage rebellion.
Costume party could be used very loosely to describe what Tina’s Halloween party was.
People wore costumes alright; ones that made them look sexier, less restrained, more depraved. Anything from a pair of sunglasses, to an oversized bedsheet counted here; and trust me, someone had tried them all. My outfit honestly looked like a nun’s in comparison to some of the other girls.
Since when did lingerie count as a Halloween costume?
“Looks like a good party.” Steve remarked, though I wondered if it was only for our host’s sake.
“Yeah. If you like cheap liquor and herpes...” I muttered, earning myself a chuckle from him; so we were on the same page.
I glanced around the room, unable to believe people had managed to get this fucked up in an hour. There had to be some pregaming, or a high amount of class C drugs involved; definitely drugs, judging by the smoke in the air.
I was definitely gonna have to do the laundry before dad got home.
My eyes glanced over to the living room where some jock was spread out on the coffee table, whilst a line of cheerleaders did body shots off his chest.
I was definitely gonna need a drink to get through tonight.
“I’m gonna go grab a drink...” I told Steve, not waiting for a response as I slipped through the crowd towards the kitchen and what would hopefully be semi drinkable booze.
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The liquor was shitty; the punch wasn’t much better, but still better to suffer the taste and be drunk, than suffer the company sober.
God knew there was nothing worse than being the only sober one in a crowd of drunks.
Steve had long abandoned me for his princess, in yet another attempt to drown an underlying uneasiness with cheap alcohol and fake happiness. Jonathan was a no show, but there was no surprises there, and I was kinda wishing I’d done the same, even if it’d cost me my left ear to Steve’s nagging.
The only consolation was that Billy Hargrove hadn’t spoken to me once. It was quite possible he hadn’t even noticed me; he was so sucked into the superficial cloud of party popularity that seemed to circle him like a storm.
Every girl in their fake leather biker boots and discount rack leather jackets was hanging off him, in a poor attempt to act as my replacement; as if being the resident basket case was as simple as smudging on a bit of eyeliner and smoking more Camels than usual.
I don’t think Billy was convinced; his mind so preoccupied with stealing Steve’s crown that he didn’t have time to think about getting laid.
No doubt when he came back down to earth; I’d be the first person he’d have in mind to help with that little problem.
But for now; my night looked relatively sleaze free. No one had tried to hit on me since Billy had taken an interest; probably valued their molars too much for that.
It’s strange to think that despite my total disdain for Billy and the clear message that I’d rather eat my own fingernails than date him; people still acted like he had some sort of “reservation” over me, as if I was unofficially “his girl”.
Right now, the man in question was challenging the royal reign of keg king; a position previously held by Steve, before Nancy had him saddled and bridled.
Even I had to admit; Billy Hargrove made quite the Lancelot to Steve’s Arthur. Billy had Steve in term of upper body strength; his keg stand lasting twice as long as Steve’s had, without any of the signature unsteadiness.
The keg court already loved him, counting down with unrivalled enthusiasm and chanting Billy’s name as if he’d just won a championship belt.
He’d even managed to steal Steve’s right hand man; Tommy H naturally taking his place behind the new alpha male, reminding me of a snappy hyena at his heels.
Billy’s keg stand finished on a impressive count of forty two; him touching ground soon after and spraying the crowd with lukewarm beer.
“That’s how you do it; Hawkins! That’s how you do it!” He yelled triumphantly, in that moment seeming more of a celebrity than the cocky asshole with a Camaro.
Even I had to admit that Billy seemed different tonight.
Maybe it was the punch talking, or the overall excitement of the crowd as they practically worshipped him like a god, but he just seemed larger than life.
He’d styled his hair different; his curls actually holding shape, rather than just falling into a dirty blonde mess. He also followed the crowd in terms of forgoing a shirt; just a leather jacket draped over his impressively built torso.
I could see why the other girls went crazy over him. Everything about him screamed dominance and raw testosterone.
Now Billy was walking my direction and I was running low on punch and confidence.
Yes; originally I’d planned to play the role of tease tonight, and drive Billy crazy with what he could see, but couldn’t touch. But he was forty two seconds of beer down and pumped up on the adoration of half the school, so I was having second thoughts.
Sober Billy was fun to tease, if not a little over persistent; drunk Billy was an unfamiliar entity that could turn out to be downright dangerous.
So I made my exit, slipping back into the crowd and relative anonymity.
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The kitchen looked like it had become the first fatality of what was sure to be a deadly night of binge drinking and bad decisions.
The tile floor now closely resembled a a swimming pool, complete with indeterminate objects that I had no intention of inspecting swimming on the surface.
The kitchen counters looked like the world’s largest game of beer pong, cups of various colours and fullness on every available inch of clear space. I didn’t even want to know what was in some of them; the smell of them strong enough to hit you from across the room.
I’d managed to find Steve and Nancy again earlier, though it was clear Nancy was well in her cups, and Steve was trying desperately to stop her from becoming any deeper.
I’d managed to convince her into trying something that didn’t have enough of an alcohol content to sedate a horse, but it seemed Tina had stockpiled just as many mixers as booze; though the former seemed vastly less popular.
I made my way back through the thick of the crowd, wanting to make sure I got Nancy something that’d actually stay down, rather than end up painted across the front of her sweater. I could already see the top of Steve’s hair, rising high above the crowd like a homing beacon; at least it wasn’t completely useless.
“Hey Nance; do you want soda or...” I began, threading through the crowd towards them, when I suddenly realised they weren’t alone.
I felt like I’d walked on set in the middle of one of those Wild West movies my dad liked to watch;  the sheriff facing off against the stranger in black.
Billy stood nearly chest to chest with Steve, looking as if he was moments away from flooring him, but at the sound of my voice his focus shifted; his demeanour no less predatory.
“Lola...” He purred, with a smirk that made me feel like he was undressing me with words alone. Up close I could see the evidence of his keg stand running down his tanned chest; slick trails threading between his taught abs.
Still; I kept stony, not trusting Billy in the slightest.
“Hargrove.” I spat; arms crossed over my chest in a way hoped said back off, but may have came across as nervous.
His smirk spread across his face; eyes falling to trail over my body, stopping at all the strategic points along the way.
”Like the costume...” He commented, wetting his lips as if I was desert on a platter. “Just like I imagined.”
I could already figure out exactly what he’d imagined, and I’m pretty sure it didn’t include clothes.
“Thanks.” I forced a smile faker than Tina’s attitude; dry and bitter just like half the booze on offer at this shithole of a party.
Still; Steve wasn’t gonna just stand around whilst Billy stared at me as if I was something from his private Playboy collection; the usurped king was instead experiencing a serious case of white knight syndrome.
“Hey; why don’t you back the hell off...” Steve warned, stepping forwards between me and Billy, so Billy could no longer blatantly leer at me.
It didn’t put his successor off in the slightest; Billy stepping past Steve as if he was an inanimate object to continue to proposition me.
“Why don’t you come and have a dance with me?” He asked with one of those smiles that made Tina turn into a shivering puddle of hormones.
“I’ll pass.” I replied with another dry smile, then turned to make a swift exit before he could come up with another bullshit reason to waste my time and my patience.
“Come on; sweetheart...” He purred, and I felt his hand lock around my wrist; not painfully so, but just firm enough to tell me that I’d leave when he let me, and not a moment sooner.
I gave him a dark look, because really? He was gonna try this with me?
But before I could give him the verbal lashing of a lifetime; Steve beat me to it, ripping Billy’s hand from my wrist with more force than I thought was possible for the doe eyed brunette.
“Dude; she said no!” Steve said, and despite his gentle chastisement; his face and tone told him that he wasn’t messing around.
But neither was Billy. He turned to Steve; his former aggression returning as quickly as it left.
“I’m sorry; I wasn’t aware you were her boyfriend...” Spat Billy; already ready to open an entire new can of worms and with it, let out a whole lot of alcohol infused testosterone.
Steve wasn’t gonna take it; though sometimes I really wish he would.
I really didn’t need saving; I’m goddamn Lola Hopper. Boys like Billy Hargrove should shit themselves when I approached.
But Steve; always the hero, came at him with all the verbal reasoning that Billy had no patience for.
“Just because she’s not my girlfriend; doesn’t mean I’m gonna let you drag her around like-“
But Billy truly didn’t have the patience or the mental capacity. He was half a keg in and looking for a fight.
Steve never got to finish his argument; Billy slamming him hard against the wall like some freshman, and not the previous reigning keg king.
“Excuse me?” Billy growled; his voice low and threatening, and really doing more for me than his sleazy flirting, but I had more important things to worry about than how Billy’s temper was a turn on!
My best friend was about to become an interestingly shaped stain on Tina’s parents’ wallpaper.
“Who the fuck do you think you are, Harrington?” Billy’s voice dropped another octave; his body inches away from Steve’s and although he didn’t touch him,
I knew he was seconds away from knocking the noble idiot unconscious.
Even then, Steve couldn’t take a hint. Always honourable; he was prepared to go down fighting, but I wasn’t ready to see him become a martyr.
“Billy; I’ve changed my mind...” I quickly thought on my feet, slipping between the two of them in the vain hope that the possibility of physical contact on the table was enough to shake Billy out of his rage.
“I think I want that dance...” I forced a pretty smile, grabbing his wrist softly in the hope he might unclench his fists in favour of touching me again.
It wasn’t working. Billy was far too worked up; it was if I was invisible. So I moved a bit closer; letting my body brush up against his as I slipped my hand down to grab his.
“Come on; Billy. He’s not worth it...” I whispered; my voice just husky enough to hold a little promise.
“But I might be...” I gave him an impish smile; all raw sexuality and desire, one that I’d of previously thrown up at the prospect of exchanging with Billy Hargrove.
To my great relief; he relaxed, his shoulders lowering and his jaw unclenching. His hand wrapped around my own, squeezing with just a little bit of pressure; a reluctant retreat on the condition that I upheld my end of the bargain.
I took him by the hand and pulled him away from Steve, heading towards the dance floor and hopefully putting as much distance between the two alphas as possible.
But even now; Steve wouldn’t relent, stepping forward ready to defend my honour.
“Lola; you don’t have to...” He petitioned, as if I wasn’t doing this to protect him.
“It’s fine, Steve.” I reassured him, making the words more forceful than necessary in case his dumb overprotective brain continued to reject self preservation.
But of course; my pushy prospective dance partner couldn’t keep his mouth shut.
“Yeah, Steve; it’s fine.” He mimicked; his smirk so full of venom, I’m surprised it didn’t melt his pretty face off.
At last, Steve relented, letting me lead my volatile pretty boy onto the dance floor without blood on his knuckles.
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Surprisingly; Billy was actually a semi decent dance partner. He kept rhythm well enough and gave me enough room that I didn’t feel he was trying to hump me in front of the whole school.
We were two songs down; “Dancing With Myself” pumping through the overdriven sound system, and I hadn’t once accidentally-on-purpose tried to step on Billy’s toes.
If I was to be painfully honest, and believe me; admitting this was painful, I was actually enjoying dancing with Billy.
When he wasn’t so heavily focused on appearing the bad boy, he was actually pretty cool. He smiled more often; a genuine warm smile that was nothing like that sleazy grin he used on me all the time. He was actually cute.
“Are you feeling alright?” He asked after spinning me under his arm for the third time tonight; and I’m not sure if it was the dizziness or the alcohol, but I was actually beginning to feel giddy.
“Yeah; why?” I replied with a smile; my gaze getting lost in those bright baby blues that were staring at me with something other than lust.
“It’s just; it’s been half an hour and you haven’t threatened to shiv me with a beer bottle...” He joked; yeah, actually joked, with a wide smile on his face.
And God! His face just lit up when he was being genuinely funny and not an ass; and for a split second I was hit with the almost uncontrollable urge to kiss him.
Almost uncontrollable. I reigned it in at the last minute; not trusting my tipsy brain to have that much control, at least not when it came to Billy Hargrove.
I bit my lip instead; feeling an honest to God blush spread across my cheeks.
“Shut up once in a while and it might happen more often...” I retorted, lowering my voice just enough that he could tell his joke hit right.
He just smiled, and my pulse just skipped another beat as he swept me into another spin; happy just to keep his body close to mine for the remainder of the night.
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I hate any and all pizza. Is that a crime? ‘Cause all my friends think that’s a crime. 🍕
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OKIE OKIEEEEEE— I heard you all.
Here’s PART TWO to “Need a Lift?” with a bit of a twist. ;)
(click HERE to read part one!)
“Pick Me Up Lines”
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“You don’t like pizza?”
“No, never have. My friends say I’m weird for it, and John threw me in jail over it because he said it was a crime, but that’s just my prefences.”
“That’s…”
You blink, looking at Arthur from where he drives as though he were an alien instead of a man. Well, you guess it would make more sense either way— him not being a man. After all, he literally lifted your car by hand and—
“I just don’t like how heavy it is,” Arthur scratches at the peach fuzz lining his chin, “Like grease from the pepperoni or cheese? It’s too much.”
“But jail?”
“It wasn’t an actual jail,” he clarifies, “But there’s a cell and everythin’. Didn’t really work when I bent the bars to get out.”
You stare at the man.
“You bent metal over a debate on pizza.”
“I am very strong about protectin’ my beliefs.”
“Or just very fucking strong,” you mutter, and you shake your head and earning a chuckle from Arthur before you ask, “Do you like garlic bread at least?”
“Well, yeah. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with it.”
“Okay… So you’re not entirely a lost cause,” you murmur as Arthur takes a turn, “But still— no pizza?”
“If you wanna eat pizza, that’s just fine by me. I don’t want you to think you gotta eat somethin’ I like. That ain’t really the point of a date.”
You blink, cheeks burning then as you stare at Arthur. He seems to catch onto your reaction then, and the collar of his frock coat folds as he looks at you.
“What?”
“You just said the D-word.”
“That ain’t the D-word.”
“Yes it is,” you turn to him then in your seat, pointing a finger at him, “Do you not know how to spell it?”
Huffing, Arthur grumbles, “Last I checked, it’s spelled D–I–C—”
“No! Not dick, Arthur!” the man coughs as you hit him lightly on the shoulder, “You said… d… date.”
“How are you literally so comfortable with sayin’ the d-word but not date—”
“YOU SAID IT AGAIN—”
“Because that’s what we’re doin’!” Arthur laughs at you then as he stops at the red light, “We’re gonna have dinner together. Ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.”
Rolling your eyes lightly, you huff, looking out of the foggy and snowy window, “I’m not sayin’ that.”
“Well, I don’t like pizza and you don’t like the word date,” Arthur hums, “Strange folks, we are.”
You also have superhuman strength?
“It’s not that I don’t like the word or what we are doing, it’s just that it’s kind of unexpected. Like, I was supposed to go home and watch Umbrella Academy on Netflix, and now here I am, going to have dinner with who I am positive is the bumpkin inspiration for Luther Hargreeves.”
“Luther-who-now?”
You ignore Arthur’s question and sigh, drawing an absent squiggle into the condensation on his car window. As your finishing your abstract masterpiece of boredom, you begin to notice the overall construction and architecture of Valentine change. Suddenly, all the buildings begin to pick up a western theme, and your mind bogles as you look down one road to find it entirely looking like an old western town from the late 1800’s.
Well, how a western outlaw town would look buried under six inches of piling, white snow.
“What in the hell?” you look back at Arthur then, “Did we suddenly time travel? Like… I have a Toyota man, not a tardis.”
“I have no idea what that is.”
“I would be more surprised if you did. But don’t worry, I’m not much of a Doctor Who fan. I only watched it for David Tennant and that was all I would allow myself.”
“Remind to ask you about what you said later,” he mutters.  
Arthur slows as you arrive to a saloon-themed diner of all things, donned with the gaudy name of “The Chuckwagon” written in an old timey font with a cartoon rendition of an Armadillo tipping its hat at you. You take in the double doors with decals on them to appear like the clip art version of wooden saloon doors, and the fact that the roof has even an arched top to appear like an old wagon topped with canvas.
“Uh.”
“Appearance is weird, but the food is good,” Arthur says with some defense.
“Care to explain why the entire town has gone Clint Eastwood on me?”
Arthur sighs as he parks his tow truck, “This is gonna sound weird, but… We’re a tourist attraction here. One of those re-enactment places you sometimes hear about.”
“Oh! So that’s what you meant by it not being an actual jail!”
He nods, “Precisely.”
Your eyes lighten up as the prospects pile up before you.
“For the love of everything holy, please tell me you’re the sheriff—”
“No, that’s Dutch, but sometimes I play the deputy. Otherwise… I play a bounty hunter.”
“Sweet mother of… At least tell me you’re from somewhere southern?”
“No. I’m from California. LA, actually… only reason I have an accent is that it got stuck,” Arthur then clears his throat, talking without an accent, “I used to sound like this.”
Your voice is quiet in the cab as Arthur silences the engine and undoes his seatbelt, “Oh my god…”
“We’re a bit of a weird town, but that’s how we are… Dutch actually owns all these places, runs it during the summer. Obviously this is the off season, so we do other stuff to stay afloat like being an in-between point for major cities around here. It pays well when it’s the height of tourist season.”
You both exit the car, and you look over to him as you step onto the curb and head towards the Chuckwagon. The harsh wind whips at your face and hair, and you feel your skin heat up as Arthur goes to pull one of the doors to the themed diner.
“Thought people didn’t really go to these kinda places anymore?”
“Well, we have other stuff apart from the re-enactments, but it helps with shows like Westworld comin’ out.”
Under your breath, you hiss, “I’m gonna have a stroke…”
Arthur doesn’t seem to hear you as the bell above the doors rings upon your entry.
The inside of the diner looks just like the outside, with the wood-paneled walls and the fake potted cactuses that sit at each table, a designated repetition like the salt and pepper shakers and napkin dispensers.  
Immediately, as Arthur stops at the podium and you pause at his side, a girl walks up to the hostess station, grinning like wild as she twirls one of her blonde curls.
She’s dressed in appropriate attire for the location, except with a more modern, dignified twist. With her white and purple dress, she looks straight out of a western flick with a poor budget as you wave at her lightly.
“Ah now, Arthur, who is this fine thing you’re thinkin’ ‘bout right now?”
“My date,” he says easily.  
Flushing a bit, you wave a slight hand at the blonde as she narrows her eyes on you.  
“Again with the d-word!” you nudge his side, to which Arthur lightly rolls his eyes.
“Hm,” there’s a twinkle in the woman’s gaze, much like the blue glitter in her eyeshadow as she grabs two menus from the podium and beckons you both to follow, “Don’t think I’ve seen you before.”
“I’m not from here… Arthur, he found me on the road, stuck in this stupid storm with my car just about dead.”
“Oh Arthur, you’re such a hero! Trust me, she thought you were impressive!”
“But—“
“I’m not a hero, Karen.”
“Yeah, but to your date, you’re Superman.”
Snorting as she stops in front of a both, and you and Arthur go to seat yourselves, he comments idly as the waitress sets your menus onto the table, “I ain’t no Clark Kent.”
“Please! Some glasses and hair dye, and you’d be perfect!”
You have to agree. He’s got the powers and everything, after all. Only thing that’s stopping him is the wardrobe.
“Hey, even your date agrees!”
Frowning lightly, you realize, “I didn’t say I did—“
“Nah. I was Deadpool once for John’s Halloween party and that was enough.”
Eyes widening, you gape, attention diverted, “You dressed as Wade Wilson!?”
“Yes. And I can say I’m not a fan of spandex.”
Laughing, Karen jests, “The other people sure were, though.”  
“Karen,” he pushes.  
“Alright, well I’ll leave you two be for a minute. But expect me to come back ‘round! I wanna know more ‘bout you!”
You grin sheepishly at Karen as she sways back into the rest of the diner, and then you look back to Arthur.  
“So is she part of the re-enactments thing?”
“No. She ain’t in character. She’s just like that,” Arthur explains, “Bless her heart.”
“I’m guessing most of you are here for the re-enactments thing?”
Arthur nods, picking up his menu, “Most are. There’s a few who don’t. Like Hosea, he doesn’t exactly partake. But he’s older and his job is more so financial-based than anything with actin’. He helps keep Dutch and this place in line… Probably the only reason we’re still open after all these years.”
You hum, looking at the armadillo brandishing his lasso on the front of the menu as someone else approaches your table.
“My my, Arthur Morgan! You sly dog!”
You look up to see another woman, her hair also done in curls like Karen’s, but her sandy hair is pulled back along the top and held together in a braid that cascades down her shoulders like the rest of her hair. She’s dressed in period-appropriate attire just like Karen, except her tacky dress is a light blue that is what you wished the sky looked like right now.
“Hey, Mary-Beth.”
“Say, what could I get you two to drink?”
Arthur hums, rubbing his chin, “Guess I’ll take a coffee. Black, please.”  
Scribbling his request down, Mary-Beth then regards you, “And what would you like?”
“Sweet tea, I guess.”
“Lemon?”
Shrugging you shake your head, “I’m indifferent about them.”
“I’ll bring some on the side just in case you want some,” she winks, “I’ll grab those drinks and be right back to take your order.”
Mary-Beth offers a polite and curt smile to you both before walking to the drink station in the corner of the room.
“Guess I should look at the menu then…”
“Most of the food here is pretty good. Pearson has gotten better over the years, so any decision you make should be fine… Just avoid the soup of the day. It’s always chili no matter what. It’s all he can make.”
You sputter a small laugh, but go back to looking at the listed foods.  
“What do you plan on getting?” you ask.
“Probably the cowboy burger,” he answers, rubbing at his chin with one hand, “I’m in the mood for some crispy onions.”
Nodding, you take in Arthur’s decision as you try to make your own.
After a bit of browsing, you decide to just go along with Arthur and get a burger. You fold your menu back up and set it on top of Arthur’s before setting your eyes on him.
He’s already looking at you, brows creased and gaze focused, and you quirk an eyebrow at him.
“What?”
“Nothin’… Just think I’ve talked about myself a lot. I was wonderin’ a bit about you.”
You flush some, smirking, “Well, I was visiting my family up here, holidays, ya know? I live a few hours away for school and whatnot. I’m trying to study for programming.”
“Oh, like computers n’ stuff?”
You shake your head with a laugh, “Nah, like video games and stuff.”
Arthur looks like he wants to ask more, but he is cut off by Mary-Beth returning with your drinks. She sets Arthur’s steaming mug of coffee down before before grabbing your glass of tea and placing it on your side of the table.  
“Know what you want?”
“Yeah.”
Arthur goes first, “I’ll have the cowboy burger. No mayo, extra pickles.”
Noting his meal down, Mary-Beth looks to you.
“And you?”
Swallowing, you tell her, “I guess I’ll have the same? No mayo or tomato though. Regular amount of pickles.”
“Looks like that’s it! I’ll be back to check on you a couple of times, but otherwise the food shouldn’t take long!”
“Thanks, Mary-Beth,” Arthur grins, sipping at his coffee.  
“Thank you,” you smile at her.
“No problem!” she beams, “If y’all also need anythin’ let me know!”
Mary-Beth leaves, and you look over to Arthur.
“She’s really nice,” he tells you, “Probably the sweetest here in Valentine.”
“So. This town, Valentine… why haven’t I heard of it before?”
Arthur hums, finishing his sip of coffee before answering, “Like I said, it’s not dying but we aren’t major either. It’s gotten a little better over the past few years, and like I said, were the first town on the highway for a minute, so people pit stop here all the time anyways. Guess we’re kinda more a local thing or something you happen ‘cross.”
“Yeah.”
“Do you like it?”
Humming, you place your hands around your glass of tea, “Not sure how I feel about it. Ain’t like a piece of pizza to me yet.”
Chuckling, he sends you a warm look.
“Hey man, I’mma dog you like your name is Clifford for as long as I can for that one.”
“As I’ve noticed,” Arthur tilts his head at you then, “So, you said you wanted to make video games?”
“Oh yes,” you brighten some, “It can be pretty rough depending on what you’re doing… and certain developers aren’t doing too hot or mismanaged like hell, but I love video games. And a lot of people do too, if they’re done right,” you pause, “You play anything?”
Arthur pulls out his cellphone, an older smart one by the looks of it. Now considered ancient with the new models coming out. Honestly, you were expecting a flip phone at this rate, so you’re gonna count your blessings where they lie.  
“I play solitaire sometimes. And there’s an app I mess with occasionally. Just one of those puzzle ones, and I had Mancala on here until I had the moves memorized and it was just click n’ go. But I don’t really get involved with games.”
You fiddle with your straw, twirling it in your glass as you specify things, “What about on a console? Xbox, PlayStation? You play anything there?”
“Nah. The most I own is a DVD player at my house. I never really played games overall.”
You hum, “Sounds kinda fitting. At least you don’t have a VCR.”
Rolling his eyes playfully, Arthur asks, “What about you?”
“I’ve played a few things across quite a few platforms. I don’t really have a specific favorite or something I’m diehard for. If I like something, then I like it. Doesn’t matter what it’s on or about.”
Grinning, Arthur nods, “That’s commendable.”
“I just wanna make something everyone enjoys. Something anyone can have fun with, ya know?” you stop moving your straw then, focusing entirely on the man across from you, “I just wanna be able to create that feeling I had as a kid, playing something and enjoying myself. And to share that with other people.”
“That’s a beautiful thing to want.”
Flushing, you sheepishly ask, “What about you? Why did you decide to come to Valentine?”
“Ah. I liked actin’ but I’m not a huge fan of the industry. There’s a lotta problems there. And I guess I’ve always like country life but I’m too modern to exactly accept it entirely. So this was easy. I was actually on my way up to New York and my car broke down kinda outside of town, and found my way here. Just stayed ever since.”
“Huh.”
You sip at your tea then, thinking.  
“Guess we both just kinda wandered down here.”
Smirking, Arthur explains, “Valentine is just like that. A lot of people don’t expect to stop here, but they do. It’s gotta way if growin’ on ya.”
“I suppose so… I haven’t seen anything like it.”
“It’s a strange place, for sure…”
You nod, thinking back to when Arthur lifted your car. There’s nothing but snow and strange in this bitch.  
“You have questions,” he notes.  
Looking up from your tea to the aspiring actor gone tow-truck cowboy, you blink.  
“Questions?”
“Obviously,” Arthur takes a sip of his coffee before setting his mug down, the dark liquid steaming as his licks his lips before speaking once more, “I saw your face earlier. Both when I was towin’ your sedan, and at the gas station. You haven’t brought it up so far, and honestly… it’s kinda strange.”
“A lotta things are strange here,” you whisper, “You think me refraining from asking why that is happens to be one of them?”
“Well yeah. Man lifts a car in front of you no problem, and all you do is tell me I’m a Netflix character. You’re not a Buzzfeed quiz.”
“I’m not rude, either.”
Snorting, Arthur explains, “Would it be rude to really ask why it’s possible when you know it shouldn’t be?”
“Hey, as long as you got me outta that ditch and didn’t murder me, I was fine with the super strength. You’re like a ninja turtle. Except you’re not a turtle. And you hate pizza.”
“I don’t hate pizza.”
“You don’t love it either.”
“I know what I like to eat,” he says, and your eyebrows raise as his gaze heats a little, “Depends on if what I come across matches my taste.”
Your mouth goes dry, your heart hampering away in your chest as Mary-Beth seems to appear in front of you with your food.
“Here ya go! Two burgers! And I brought a bowl of pickles out for you, Arthur.”
“Thanks,” Arthur sends her a grin, all friendly like he hadn’t just eyed you like a god damn snacc.  
“You still okay?” Mary-Beth asks you.  
Flushed and flustered, you are only able to nod.  
“Awesome!” she grins, “I’m gonna give you all some space, and I’ll check on you in a minute!”
You look down at your plate, and you hear what almost sounds like static at your side. Glancing up, you see that the space beside you where Mary-Beth once was is now suddenly vacated entirely.  
Bugging out of their sockets, your eyes move to Arthur, who seems completely unbothered by the sudden disappearance of your waitress and his friend.  
“She does that,” he says easily, picking up his burger, “She can teleport. Wish I could. She saves so much on gas.”
You look at your plate, your mind going elsewhere as you stare at your food.  
“You’re… you’re not the only one who can do weird things?”
“We all can. Honestly, we all wound up here one way or another by happenstance. We all have somethin’ ‘bout ourselves that ain’t normal, too.”
Looking to where Karen stands at the booth, looking in the mirror of her compact blush as she reapplies her make-up, you find yourself asking, “What can she do?”
“It’s kind of annoyin’ at times when she will play with you,” Arthur takes a bite of his burger, chewing, “but Karen? She’s a telepath.”
“And our cook?”
The man deadpans, “Oh, Pearson? He can transfigure things. Except his ability is kinda broken… it all just becomes chili.”
You can’t help it, despite your shock, your burst out laughing.  
Arthur looks startled for a second, obviously not expecting that kind of reaction, but he smiles nonetheless.  
After it dies on your tongue, you ask, “You said everyone has a strange ability?”
“Yes. Well, except for Micah. He’s a bit sour about it, and honestly, he’s an asshole before that, and he’s also grumpy about bein’ the janitor of the place too. But everyone kind of has their own specialty. I’m sure you can guess mine.”
“An unexplainable and unnatural amount of strength?”
Chuckling, he nods.
“You know,” he begins, “You’re takin’ this a lot better than I expected.”
You shrug, murmuring, “I suppose there have been weirder things to happen to me.”
“Are you sure ‘bout that?”
“Don’t John Cena me.”
His brows furrow with confusion then, “Who now?”
Shaking your head, you mutter, “Nevermind…”
The man buns, taking a bite of his burger as you pick at your fries.  
Honestly, it is a lot to process, and your brain? Well, you might as well be staring at a blue error 404 screen. There’s no way you could grasp enough brain cells to wrap your mind around the concept of a western re-enactment tourist city being filled with people just as unordinary as the town itself.
You find your curiosity getting the better of you, and you lose your focus on your plate of food.
“You mentioned Dutch and Hosea, the people who kinda run this place. What can they do?”
“Oh, Hosea can predict the future, to an extent. And Dutch, he has the ability to turn invisible. Which is funny, ‘cause all the man wants it to be seen.”
Humming, you ask, “How many of you are there?”
“Eighteen,” he tells you, “not includin’ me or Jack.”
“Jack?”
“Abigail and John’s son. We don’t know if he’s got an ability or not.”
“Oh. Cool,” pausing, you glance up at him, “Is this all supposed to be a secret?”
“We don’t like to make it known, but… I feel like I can trust you,” Arthur states, “And even then, it’s hard for anyone to believe if they don’t see it themselves.”
Blushing a bit from his initial admission, you nod, “Point made I guess.”
Taking another bite, Arthur speaks with his cheek propping out like a chipmunk’s, “Are you gonna eat?”
“Oh, yeah. Sorry. Got distracted.”
You munch on your burger absentmindedly. And as you eat, you know that Arthur’s eyes don’t leave you. He’s obviously gauging you, and with the way his eyes squint, it’s like he struggles.  
Which is weird.  
You’re pretty much an open book when it comes to your feelings. You always have been.  
As you finish your burger, Arthur offers an inquisitive look.  
“How’s the food?”
“It’s not pizza,” when Arthur chuckles, you relent some, “It’s pretty good.”
“The chili is too. But you can try that next time.”
Blinking, you tilt your head, “Next time?”
“Well, you’re gonna have to stay here for a minute. This blizzard isn’t gonna let up for a few days, and it’s gonna take a couple more for the plows to come through and clear this all out.”
Nodding, you sigh, “Of course…”
“You sound delighted about that.”
“It’s not that I’m not enjoying our time together,” you insist, and you reach over, placing your hand over Arthur’s, “I don’t feel bad about meeting you at all.”
You see Arthur’s face scrunch up in confusion, but then his features slacken, his eyes glazed a little as he looks to you.  
“Yeah… same.”
Quirking a brow at him, you remove your hand, cheeks burning as he stares at you while you shove your hands into your jacket pockets.  
“Well, food’s eaten. What do we do now?”
“Why pay, of course!”
“JESUS CHRIST—“
Mary-Beth bursts out laughing at you as you clutch at your chest.  
The air somewhat glitters around her from where she appeared, and Arthur seems to shake off whatever came over him as he sees her.
“I’ve been called worse, but I’ll take it!”
She sets a black checkbook down onto the table.
“It’s no rush to either of ya.”
“We’re both done. Ain’t no rushin’ for us,” Arthur snatches the checkbook before you’re even able to get your hands out of your coat pockets, “And I got it.”
“Such a gentleman!” Mary-Beth winks.  
Rolling his eyes lightly, Arthur places a twenty and some ones into the checkbook, “Keep the change.”
“He’s treating both of us,” Mary-Beth nudges you then.  
Nodding at her, you watch as Arthur stands and Karen comes up to your table.
“Leavin’ already?”
“Seems like that’s what you do once you eat n’ pay,” Arthur jokes.  
You stand up as well, glancing at Karen and Mary-Beth as they openly judge you. Their hands are on their chins and everything.  
It’s like those two old guy muppets judging you, as though Arthur had picked you up off of Sesame Street instead of the snowed-in highway.
“Girls,” Arthur warns without much heat.  
He comes over to your side, putting a hand at the small of your back as the girls come closer.  
“Arthur, we’re just curious!”
“I know ya are. But it’s been a long day, and—“
Karen huffs, “You just wanna take the date to the hotel. Or your place. Whichever. Long as it’s got a bed.”
Arthur stops, voice dying and crackling out miserably. You glance to him, cheeks burning.  
Arthur wanted— …
Oh.  
O h.  
Oh fuck. He wants to fuck—
“You ain’t gotta be like that, Karen.”
“It’s okay. They don’t mind either.”
“Karen!”
Wait. Karen can read minds. Right.  
Meaning. She can hear you.
Right now.  
Thinking of Arthur burying his dick in you like your car did with the snowbank he pulled you out of which OH—
“I ain’t even gotta use my powers to know. Just lookin’ at you two and I can tell you wanna test how soundproof Grimshaw’s hotel is.”
“KAREN—“
She shrugs, nonplussed in the wake of your own and Arthur’s mortification.
Mary-Beth only nods at Karen’s words, and you wish a hole would open up here in the floor to swallow you whole.  
“Can we leave please?”
“Be our guest,” Karen gestures to the door then, “But don’t worry. I’ll hear about it. Either from Grimshaw or from across the road.”
“Karen,” Arthur sends her a pleading look.  
You both scurry past her, escaping out of the Chuckwagon and our into the freezing world outside of it.  
As you rush to Arthur’s tow truck, your mind can’t help but play a loop on what just happened.  
You both get into the cab of the truck, the space of it barely warm from where you had been in it before. Arthur rushes to start the car, and as soon as it rumbles to life, you both reach to adjust the AC.  
Your fingers brush against one another, and you swallow thickly as Arthur stalls.  
Arthur gets that same look about him as he did in the restaurant as you pull your hand away, and you look out of the window.  
Some moments pass, and the air is as tense as it is cold as the heater in the tow truck slowly comes back from the brink of freezing.  
“Hey…”
You glance back at Arthur, cheeks redder than the man’s as he looks at you.  
“Yeah?”
“I don’t want you to think we gotta do anythin’ or whatever. I’m not gonna ask you to do anythin’ because I helped you, or that I’m interested and want somethin’ back. You only ever have to do anything you chose and are comfortable with,” you’re taken aback with some surprise then, “Karen really went over the line back there and—“
You cut him off by pressing your lips against his, and you feel Arthur go slack against you.  
His lips are chapped, but soft past the dryness of his skin. But it doesn’t come close to the way his hand comes up the side of your face, and his fingers work their way into your hair.
His lips work against your own finally, and you make a small noise before Arthur finally breaks away.  
He’s panting lightly, and you go back into your seat, breathing.  
And of course, that’s when you look into the foggy windows of the Chuckwagon to see Mary-Beth and Karen whooping at you.  
“Oh Jesus—“
Arthur pulls his tow truck away from the parking lot then, and onto the road, and you both ride on in silence for a moment or two.  
It’s as Arthur gets down the end of the road, his truck going to turn, that he regards you.  
“So… you okay if I take you to my place, or did you want to head to the hotel after we grab your things?”  
You can’t help it, but you laugh and shake your head, your smile as warm as the cab of the tow truck now.
“We can pick it up on the way to either, if you want.”
“There’s somethin’ else I’d like to be pickin’ up—”
“You are the worst.”
Triumphantly, he declares, “But I’m not pizza.”
“No,” you smirk, “No you’re not.”
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Top 5: Your OCs, She-ra PoP characters. and fave media characters
the oc one is unfair but I’m gonna list the ones I’m using/drawing a lot lately (with a limit of one per fandom/original work)
5. Belle
Every year I start thinking about this gal again. She’s cute and fun to both write and draw, and I really owe it to @turbomun for getting me working with her again!
4. Marika
There’s a lot of push and pull between Prim Lady and Rowdy Brawler in Marika that I have a lot of fun with, and working through her self worth issues is certainly a journey to write!
3. Ilya
One part Nerdy Boy Genius Archetype, one part Cat Trying To Intimidate Bears. His ferocious personality combined with being a Grade A Nerd makes me laugh a lot and he’s just fun to bounce off a variety of characters.
2. Dusty
He’s a rabbit, he’s got that Dad Energy I love, and he’s on Vanellope’s level as a go-to doodle character. Gotta love the Bun Dad.
1. Haneko
This is cheating a little as Haneko comes up in a lot of RPs (into the nekoverse…) - because she’s a character I have a lot of fun writing. Her being both a supremely insightful clairvoyant and a total dumbass whose problem solving skills amount to ‘hit it with a sword and if that fails hit it harder’ brings me a lot of joy.
She Ra
5. Sea Hawk
…we love a melodramatic dumbass.
4. Scorpia
She’s just so charming and sweet! A Good Girl.
3. Entrapta
Hilarious and relatable with a GREAT design.
2. Adora
Her earnestness and desire to do right by everyone is really endearing.
1. Glimmer
She’s cute, she’s fun, and I love her determination and her step toward finding her place in the world!
Overall Media
I’m gonna go with media I’m not likely to be asked about here (it’d be easy to go with like… Sonic or MLP characters but because those are Likely Asks, so we’re stepping out a bit!)
5. Jack Skellington
All right, it’s probably partly because I’m thinking about him a lot right now with Halloween approaching and RP going on, sue me :P But I do love Jack - the design, the cheery, friendly personality outside his Scaring Career, and Chris Sarandon’s impeccable voice work all come together more or less perfectly.
4. Mao Mao
Perfect design, powerful dad energy, and just plain fun to watch and listen to. I love you Mao Mao!
3. Chuva
Seriously read The Other Side. Chuva’s a great character who’s easy to like and relate to. And also very, very cool.
2. Cid Highwind
Another one I happen to be thinking about due to circumstances, but honestly? FFVII was one of my first non-Sonic Big Interests, and Cid remains my favorite character in the franchise. He’s funny, he has the best Weapon Of Choice, and for all his bad attitude he has some powerful Dad energy recognized by the whole part. I love Cid.
1. Vanellope von Schweetz
There’s a reason I had her as my avatar for such a long time! Strongly relateable, cute as a button, and one of my go-to doodle characters when I’m anxious or just in a rut. Long live the President!
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Survey #226
“i couldn't take my eyes off her, but that's not what i took off that night.”
So, how are you doing today? I'm mostly fine, I guess. I'm sooooo sleep-deprived from these damn night terrors, so it has me pretty moody. Then I'm bummed as all fuckhell that Sara and I can't be together on our anniversary. What is the last song that you had on repeat? I think it waaaas... "Idiosyncrasy" (it took me five million attempts to spell that right) by Korn. Are you a hedonist/masochist/in between? Neither. The best musical performance you’ve been to? I've only ever seen Alice Cooper, but it was WICKED. He did his signature decapitation illusion (how the fuck does that even work??), and the last song (it was a fucking amazing cover of "Another Brick In The Wall") had INCREDIBLE theatrics. I loved it. Who is your favorite drummer? *shrugs* Your favorite guitarist? Idk, really. Maybe Zakk Wylde. A vocalist with the best voice? Freddie Mercury's voice is so versatile and chill-inducing, Amy Lee is an obvious answer, Patrick Stump's voice is just so goddamn sexy, as is Brendon Urie's, as well as wide in vocal range. Do you have a band yourself? Maaaan, that'd be dope. But no. Do you write poetry or song lyrics? I used to write poems aaaaaall the time (y'know, the "I'm 14 and this is deep" kind), and I've actually really wanted to for a while now, but idk about what. Plus my word-weaving capability has drastically declined, so all I'd do is get mad. Your best memories: Meeting Sara, SARA'S FUCKING FACE WHEN SHE SAW ME IN HER BEDROOM ON HER LAST BIRTHDAY OH MY FUCKING GOD, a novel of things with Jason, seeing meerkats at the zoo for the first time, THE DAY GOD NOTICED ME THROUGH A GIF I WORKED WAY TOO HARD ON (I couldn't sleep for three days, and I wish I was kidding), uhhhh. A lot. Your worst memories: The night of the breakup, absolutely and entirely. Nothing compares. It was a slow, paralyzing trauma (don't get pissy about me using that word "as an exaggeration," it was diagnosed as such years ago) that entirely put me into an actual state of shock. I wish that night on absolutely nobody. No one. Funniest thing you've ever seen an animal do? Maaaaan, I could tell you a lot. Probably inarguably the funniest was Ginger (ex's beagle) WITHOUT FAIL losing her shit with jealousy or SOMETHING whenever she noticed Jason and I were doing anything that involved affection without her. That dog would LOSE IT with barking, tail wagging, and climbing all over him, and it was never not funny to see this fatass little dog turn into a living cockblock lmfao. OH YEAH then our late boxer Cali could be baited into howling if you did it sometimes. It was so, so cute. She'd always look so confused but do it anyway. I'm sure there're others; I've grown up with pets my whole life, but those are the only two that come to me now. What is on your mind? I wanna see Sara. Could you ever cheat on your significant other? I physically couldn't stand myself if I ever did. No. Ever been so disgraced that you had homicidal thoughts? Wow no. If so, whom did you wish to assassin? I mean I've talked about Ashley (not my sister) before, but they weren't seriously "homicidal." I wasn't going to actually do anything. If you wish to be famous, what would you want to be famous for? I don't wish it, but let's say I was. Some form of artist. ... Wait, I do want that. Errrmmm OH! A serious wildlife conservator. Do you think humanity is going downhill? Duh. What was the last thing you threw at someone? I have no clue. Do you ever want to be prom queen/king? I didn't care. Have you ever ran from the police? I'd prefer to stay out of jail. Are you afraid of clowns? No. Have you ever written on someone’s face in your yearbook? Ha ha yeeeaaah... When was the last time you made dinner? me?????? cook????????????? huh?????????????? Do you have any special plans coming up? I'm shooting my sister's gender reveal Sunday. :') Ash and her husband don't know the gender, so I am so fucking excited to see their reactions. Who do you want to be buried next to? Please don't bury me and just take up space. Cremate me and scatter the ashes somewhere, or do SOMETHING meaningful and creative. What is your favorite fish? Like... to eat? I haven't tried very much, but I liked striper forever and ever ago. If you mean visually, probably betta fish. Have you ever won a gold medal? Probably with kid stuff. Do you have any trophies? Also as a kid for A honor roll, as well as dance and sports overall. Do you work out? Oops no. When you introduce yourself, do you give hand shakes? It depends on who I'm talking to. Is there a limit to how many best friends you have? No? Do you have any hickeys on you? Bitch a girl can wish. Do you have the strength to say goodbye forever? Been there, finally done that. Will you talk to the person you like tonight? I talk to her every day throughout the day. Who did you last share a bed with? Sara. Who do you go to when you need to talk to someone? Sara or Mom. Have you ever been taken to the emergency room in an ambulance? No. What are you listening to right now? I'm not actually listening to anything, but "Gypsy" by Fleetwood Mac is BURIED into my head rn. What do you like better: hot chocolate or hot apple cider? I've never tried to latter actually, but I'd probably still prefer hot chocolate, anyway. Do you make wishes at 11:11? No; I don't believe in that stuff. I have a friend who posts JUST "11:11 <3" or something like that every night on FB, and while it shouldn't, it annoys the fuck out of me. No one cares. Ever been on a golf cart? Yeah. Do you get blizzards where you live? No, never to the point where "blizzard" fits. What’s a biblical truth that you struggle with? lmao When was the last time you did something rebellious? *shrugs* Do you rebel against God a lot? I can genuinely say I don't give a fuck if I do or don't. Do you consider yourself creative? Very. What’s an old hobby that you want to pick back up? Sigh, reading. Do you ever read books to a pet? No. That seems without real purpose... and this is coming from me, an animal worshiper, just about. Like, you know they genuinely have no clue what you're saying or doing, and I highly doubt they're gonna stay still and look at the pictures. Do you have any pets? Two dogs, a cat, a rat, and a snake. What was the theme of your childhood bedroom? It didn't have a set theme. Partially because I grew up with the same room as my little sister, and we had very different interests. What color was your nursery as a baby? I have zero clue. Did I even have a proper nursery??? What was the last surgery you had? Getting a cyst above my asscrack removed lmaoooo. What’s something you prefer to keep private? Sexual history. I am very, very shy talking about that kind of stuff. Who is someone you look up to? *sobs "fischfuck" at the top of my lungs* As a child, did you have people you admired? STEVE IRWIN WAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EMOTIONAL DAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Are you good at prioritizing? Eek... I'm unsure, to be honest. Which holiday is your favorite to decorate for? fuckin' Halloween hoe. Which holiday or season has the best decorations in stores? Soooo Halloween decor=room decor for me tbh lol. Who’s the prettiest YouTuber you watch? She doesn't have her own active YT channel anymore, but Suzy Hanson (GameGrumps' Arin's wife) is a fucking goddess. Oh, and while I've never watched her channel, I've seen Hannah Hart on GMM quite a few times, and she's actually one of my first signals that I wasn't straight because I definitely felt attracted to how naturally beautiful she is. What’s the most shocking thing that’s occurred in your life lately? Finding out my grandma has terminal cancer. How’s the weather been at your part of the world in the past week? It's been fucking hot. Thursday was the hottest October day in NC history, peaking at 100. Disgoostiiiiiing. Have you given something up recently? (for ex., candy, red meat etc.) Uhhhh well, this is semi-recently, I guess: I entirely stopped going to Chick-fil-a in protest of higher-ranking business employees or whatever supporting/making donations to anti-LGBT cults, especially conversion "therapy." What’s the worst thing about autumn? "How fleeting it is. I never feel like I get properly immersed in the experience. I blink and the leaves are gone and Thanksgiving is here and Christmas is right around the corner." <<< Perfect description. What is something you enjoy doing, even if you’re not very good at it? Drawing portraits, maybe. Do you work hard for your money? I don't have a job, never have had a stable one. However, on the occasion I'm hired to take pictures, I. Try. Really. Hard. What’s a song that most people interpret entirely wrong? "Mama I'm Coming Home" by Ozzy Osbourne was first to come to mind; reasonably, people tend to think the song is about his mother, but it's rather about his wife. Calling your wife that is apparently some English petname. When’s the last time you had cake? Wow, idk, actually. I think my niece mighta had some for her birthday in June? I know my nephew had cupcakes. Yeah, I think it was her b-day. Have you ever made your own soda from scratch? I have not. How about your own jam? No. Or pickled something? No. Did you grow anything in your garden this year? No, we don't have one. Or did someone give you something they grew in theirs? No. What’s the most romantic gift anyone’s given to you? Uhhhhhhhhhh idk. Do you like woolly socks? If so, do you ever make your own? NO, especially when you put sneakers over them or something. They feel so constricted. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer? A laptop that needs to be replaced, gah. Or fixed. I have a pure black crack and blob stretching across the left side of my screen that is super distracting and obscuring, and the right side of the top half is cracked along the side; I have duct tape to help keep it closed. Otherwise it's a fine laptop, though. Oh wait, and the apostrophe key is missing, so I have to hit the plastic pressure thingy that's easy to miss. Do you watch America’s Got Talent? No. If so, who has been your favorite contestant on AGT? My favorite ever was Landau Eugene Murphy Jr. Still have some of his covers on my iPod. Prince Poppycock is also my gay uncle that I would die for. What chore are you behind on? I need to dust my room good lort. Have you ever broken your phone screen? No, actually. Have you ever broke your computer screen? Well, refer to earlier question. I don't know if it's technically "broke," just damaged (it's not an actual scratch, btw; it's beyond the exterior screen). I need to take it somewhere to fix it ahhhhh. What department store do you shop at the most? Wal-Mart. Do you normally use the self-checkout or the regular checkout? Depends on how much we have. If it's just a handful or so, we just go do it ourselves. Which friend will be in your heart no matter what happens between you two? Sara, Megan. What is your most severe allergy? Pollen. Have you ever been kicked out of a store? No. OH SHIT NO WAIT, I THINK a friend and I may have wandered into Spencer's once when we were "too young." Or maybe we just got ID'd. Idk, idr. What was the stupidest mistake of your life? Turning a person into my sole source of "real" happiness, giving my entire soul to a flawed human being, being naive about love, all that jazz. Have you ever unfriended a sibling on social media? Well, she unfriended me. We're friends again now tho I think I pissed her off again. Oops. Do you watch Niki and Gabi on YouTube? If yes, which twin is your favorite: Niki or Gabi? I've heard of 'em, but don't know anything about/watch them. What was your favorite book you had to read for school? The Outsiders. The Handmaid's Tale is now right behind it. What do you want for your birthday this year? My '19 birthday has already passed, but if you mean like, my next one, idk. Maybe a new phone considering mine is GODawful with so many problems. Alllllthough I'm entirely aware I'll be putting a tattoo first, so... it depends on what I have, ha ha. Do you like rock music? Yep. What is the most beautiful landscape you have ever seen? MOUNTAINS!!!!!!!!!! What do you usually take for headaches? Advil/Ibuprofen. Have you ever switched doctors because of mistreatment? Or moreso carelessness and immeasurable ignorance masked by over-confidence. Do you film or record your doctor’s appointments? ??????????????????????????????? Can you even do that?????????????????? Which accomplishment are you most proud of yourself for? So, this kinda depends. I'm most likely to say "recovery," but I honestly give almost all credit to my psychiatrist and therapists. So I don't usually see *me* as playing a big role in it. Idk. So other days I'll say way more confidently graduating in the top 10% of the graduating class as a senior. Do you feel like you’ve accomplished anything yet with your life? Well yeah. What is your favorite medication that you take, and why? The combination I take of Vraylar + Lamictal due to how they interact and being massively responsible for me being stable. What is your favorite vitamin, and why? Do people???????????? have fave vitamins????????????????? List 5 people you know who have never been mean to you. Uh. I think Connie is it out of the people I know well/have known for a long time, lol. Would you rather do a craft project or a science experiment? s c i e n c e  b i t c h Do you say garbage, trash, rubbish, or something else? "Trash," usually. Which Bratz doll was your favorite? I didn't have a favorite. Which Barbie doll was your favorite? ^ Which American Girl doll was your favorite? I don't remember. Do you decorate Mason jars? No, but I find them veeeeeery pretty when decorated well. What color band and stone does your class ring have? I didn't get one. Can you see the mountains from where you live? No, I wish... What is your favorite Lisa Frank character? angel!!!!!!!!!!!! KITTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you believe in the power of prayer? Not in the slightest. What color eyes does the person you like/love have? Are they pretty? A beautiful brown. Obviously if I call them beautiful. What was the first television show you were obsessed with? Pokemon cries. I never really like... showed just how much though. Looking back on when I was a kid, I took embarrassment poorly even then. Other girls thought I was weird for bringing a Psyduck plushy with me to school everyday, everyone in pre-k looked at me like "huh" when I brought my little Snorlax plush in for show-and-tell, I came to a point of only watching it when my sister was asleep, I was too scared to ask for the games, and- jfc okay I'm actually realizing I need to go back to therapy to talk about how deep my AvPD truly is rooted oops lmao. Do you eat chili when you get a hot dog, or do you like it plain? Chili is disgusting. Have you ever disowned anyone in your family? For what reasons? No. Is there anyone out there who has hurt you so much, you wish they’d die? No. Has anyone ever called you a sociopath before? No. How many times have you been drunk in your life? None got to the point of me feeling *actually* drunk. I've only ever been tipsy. When was the last time you acted really immature? *shrugs* Can you rely on one or more people to take up for you? Yeah, a few. When is the last time you sat around a campfire? I don't have a clue. Is there an important event coming up at your school? I think? It's some event all freshmen have to attend to all damn day and I'm not looking forward to it. It's for a good cause, but. It's gonna be a drag and I've had two incidents this school year of once collapsing and just last week almost fainting and vomiting just from the heat. Do you have a back-up career choice? What is it? Something with writing, I guess. Well, I ideally want to be a professional photographer but also a zoologist, but if photography goes absurdly well (this is incredibly unlikely, I know, but it's doable), I may not aim for a zoologist career, but get the necessary degree for it as back-up. I want an unquestionably stable back-up choice. My minor is Journalism, so like I mentioned up top, yeah, if things really go shitty, something in writing is an option. Would you ever get caught with a fake ID? No. Do you think religion justifies treating people unequally? I don't see the supposed "rationality" in this at all. No. Are men more attractive with longer or shorter hair? I guess it depends on the person, but I think I'm generally more attracted to men with longer hair. What color was the ink of the last pen you used? Black. Is there a name that you hear and cringe? I can't really say "cringe," but without fail, it's obvious who and what I think of the moment I hear the name "Jason," and it always causes this dull pain in my chest. What color are your dad’s eyes? They're dark brown. When you were a kid, was there a boy/girl that you said you were going to marry? No. Is your favourite TV show very popular? That '70s Show is, and Fullmetal Alchemist is among anime fans, at least. I don't think too many people know about Meerkat Manor, but I know it was and possibly still is Animal Planet's highest-grossing series, so it sure was big for viewers of that channel. What are you absolutely determined to do? Become at least a semi-successful photographer, make a great life with Sara, support my mom one day like she always has me, mostly overcome anxiety, photograph and touch a habituated meerkat of the KMP... a handful of things. Where would you rather be from? Somewhere in the U.S. that's not a homophobic, racist, gun-fucking, Bible-thumping cesspit of closed-minded shits. I love NC. How often do you play sports? Never. What website do you visit most often? YouTube. What do you wish you knew more about? Politics. What are some things you’ve had to unlearn? I stopped this as a young teenager, but I know I was one of those kids who used "retarded" as a substitute for "stupid." I absolutely hate that shit. I also had to unlearn uhhhh... man, I know there's a lot, I'm just blanking right now. What TV channel doesn’t exist but really should? *shrug* Where is the most interesting place you’ve been? Interesting to me personally, Chicago. Cities that massive are foreign to me. What fad or trend do you hope comes back? Scene fashion was art, don't @ me. What’s the best way to start the day? SLEEPY CUDDLES W/ YOUR S/O. What kind of art do you enjoy most? Man, idk. I love art so much. What have you only recently formed an opinion about? That's a good question. What is the most heartwarming thing you’ve ever seen? Literally today/yesterday when I watched the secret stream Mark did of gathering viewers to anonymously destroy random but small Twitch streamers' charity goals & he was too motivated and inspiring & everyone was so fucking confused but thankful and it was literally the most inarguably Chaotic Good thing I have ever borne witness to. For three hours I couldn't stop fucking smiling. What’s something you like to do the old-fashioned way? Hell if I know. Who has impressed you most with what they’ve accomplished? lol guess How do you relax after a hard day of work? I don't work. What TV show or movie do you refuse to watch? TV show? 13 Reasons Why is a hell no. The Human Centipede I wouldn't watch over my dead fucking body. Where would you spend all your time if you could? All my time? Idk. What’s the best way a person can spend their time? Improving the world. What’s the most interesting piece of art you’ve seen? I couldn't even try to answer that question. What’s worth spending more on to get the best? I dunno, probably a lot. Maybe food? Ensure it's safe, at least. What is the luckiest thing that has happened to you? Not flipping over in the wreck we got in when I was a kid, probably. All factors of it considered, we were told flipping would have been far more likely than my mom managing to keep us on four wheels. What are some small things that make your day better? Multiple things. Sara feeling positive, I'm fucking awful so having a yummy soda gives me a measly drop of Serotonin, I love seeing Venus come out of her rock to wander around, finding a new song to become utterly addicted to is great, cool weather outside... things like that. I'm sure there's more. What one thing do you really want but can’t afford? REALLY want? A trip to South Africa. What are you interested in that most people haven’t heard of? Uhhh idk. Otep, I suppose. As a band, anyway. She's actually the QUEEN of bigoted bitches. Why did you decide to do the work you are doing now? N/A What’s something you’ve been meaning to try but just haven’t gotten around to? Oh, idk. If all jobs had the same pay and hours, what job would you like to have? Still a photographer. Have you ever saved someone’s life? No. What’s the hardest lesson you’ve learned? People can tell you they'll always be there and still leave in the blink of an eye. What’s something you are self-conscious about? Unconventional interests/hobbies and my body. Have you ever given to any charities? Yes. What was the best compliment you’ve received? Idk. What’s the most immature thing that you do? Not gonna lie, I can act bratty if I don't get something I SERIOUSLY want. Which of your scars has the best story behind it? None, really. What have you created that you are most proud of? A novel of very developed and deep RP characters over the years. What do you regret not doing or starting when you were younger? Learning German. As you get older, what are you becoming more and more afraid of? Mom dying. Being independent. In what situation or place would you feel the most out of place in? Most out of place? Would, like not one I've actually experienced? Uhhh idk. An orgy lmao.
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bilgisticallykosher · 5 years
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Okay, I wasn't going to do this, but I got to "according to my friends who aren't Hufflepuffs," and I started making noises. 
That intro. "Vaaaat is aaaap, everybody?" "Brought to you by the people who gave you Halloween on xmas-" The Hufflepuff line. (Also, Twisted shirt, what up, I should watch that again.)
So! In that spirit. *ghost poster* I'm loving this too much. THEY HAVE THE ARM, JOAN! Wait, what house is Talyn? I'm oddly blank on which house they're in. Maybe not Ravenclaw, but I'm not sure. Aw, hey, Quil.
*caresses Thomas's face with disembodied, bloody arm* Good stuff. Quil spoopy chilling in the background during pumpkin sabotage planning is great, she's great, I love her too. CamCam making some great points! "That's so creep- QUIL!" 
"What is in here?" Water weight! When people say things like "heavy for its size, that's due to juices within the produce. 
Thomboy, pum-pumpkin. Quil traumatized a child. Wonderful. Woah, Quil traumatized a Thomas. Do the costumes have to be spoopy or do they just have to be costumes? I feel like a lot of these will not be inherently scary. 
I DON'T KNOW IF I WANT THIS!!!
… why's he holding an Eevee? Cactuar down!  "What does that tell?" "This is just a piece of sh*t." My humor. I have no idea what any of them are going for. Joan has bread on their nose, Thomas has a keyblade, and Talyn's looking for a horse. QUIL'S EYES RED. Nice editing. 
"Ah've never seen thaht show in mah lahf." ADRI HOW DID YOU GET THAT. I also thought Joan was Pennywise. "And plus that Spongebob episode was my favorite." Plastiiiiic! Oh, weast! "Upsides, downsides, Sanders sides." Quil. Definitely Talyn or Joan is winning this. Yep, wasn't sure how much acting the part played into it. 
Blindfolded?! Naruto headband. It's the headband from the konoha leaf village gosh! Oh, the cartoon Andy Warhol face look. Cool. Smart! They're using their hands! "Good thing you two are in love." Quil, please, you're killing me. Oh hey that looked not bad before they freestyled it! 
AwwwwwNO! Ohhhh this is what he meant about the comment war. For the record, caramelized onions sound good. Especially if you make it with gruyere, because French onion soup vibes. MUSHROOMS, our go-to in my family. There's so much cursing, I'm hysterical. I've never had pineapple on pizza, but honestly I'd be down to try it. I knew someone who liked pineapple with jalapeños, that's probably how I'd try it. Probably need fresh, not canned, I'd imagine, right? 
Pffffffft Connor. 
I like apple pie, the slime is probably the corn starch slurry (mixed with water to thicken) combining with the apples. Pumpkin is clearly the worst pie. (Pecan is second worse, but I switch pecans out with walnuts and add pareve chocolate, what up.) DRAW A HAT, TALYN!
"Would you say that you're feline good?" Ooh, good mew from Joan, they cute. Talyn has to win this. Multiple times. On purpose. What's with the vampires? Screaming yes! Oh, oh no it's pumpkin carving. Also, there's another type of pumpkin carving that's like sculpting, and the are some incredible pumpkin artists out there, watch any episode of Halloween Wars, they're amazing. 
Those are the knives???? Those feel so weak, yet so potentially dangerous, because serrated. I wanna grab my chef's knife right now, oh gosh. IT BENT. BECAUSE IT'S A STINKY KNIFE. Joan is a mood, though, just freaking ripping their hands into it. 
Thomas. This reminds me of two weeks ago when I stabbed my hand, because we had a big can, but a stinky little can opener. It only got like little sections of can open at a time, and I thought I'd gotten enough of it open, so I tried to wrench it the rest of the way up, and then I bled. Had to tell people "no that's sauce on my coat, not the blood, it's okay." 
Yeah, that's a knife!...... just punch it. I'm wheezing, he got the other pumpkin. 
Honestly, I haven't ever carved one either. Don't really care to. I can make a rose out of a tomato, though! Even a grape tomato! 
Safety scissors are worse than the bendy knife Thomas had, Kenny, no. 
Talyn, so good! I see what they mean about the teeth, but his hair is great! Thomas did good, too! Wayne's World reference! Joan. The eyebrows and eyes look perfect. But. That's all there is. 
WOAH THEY LOOK SO GOOD ALL GLOWY! 
You know what, these are some excellent judges. Quil chasing them out with manic laughter is a bonus. "And also for intent of sabotage." Overall, it's Talyn. For sure. Really great work they did. Also seriously great point about the shaving shading. Oh, final round by itself? 
Hnnn, they might go Thomas just for everyone winning one, although it's between Thomas and Talyn. Talyn's still gonna be monarch of Halloween challenges, though. Thomas won, yeah. He was second place costumer? Doubt. Oh, I'm sorry, goth monarch, my mistake. 
Talyn started screeching, Joan started coughing. Ha, I LOVED THIS!
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