#call me a wizard then‼️

[rewritingcanon]

back when i had 60 followers and a snape/snarry stan misinterpreted a post i made about snape as slander, scrolled thru my account to bitch about something, decided a post i made about DORLENE was the best option for a rebuke (😭), reblogged my post to bitch about me and dorlene (???) and then told me to stay off atyd. i think about this moment a lot now that i have peace on this account….

#bae ive never read atyd 💀 #what i dont understand is if they scrolled thru my account they wouldve seen that i dont hate snape??? #anywayz. lowkey want to repost the og reblog but i dont want to start shit. its just rlly funny to me 😭👍 #in fact i got largely cancelled by SO many snape fans saying the craziest shit to me in the reblogs #someone called me a pick me and then i clicked on their account and saw sonic the hedgehog fanfic 🪦 #i blocked them and then they made an edgy post about getting blocked WHICH IS STILL PINNED ON THEIR ACC 😭😭 #like this happened last year agesss ago #plz bro 💀 #even if it was snape slander why do these people care so much omg #ur babe is a fictional wizard fascist. if hes gonna be ur fav grow a thicker skin 🙏 #suddenly i understand why the whole marauders fandom collectively act like snape fans are cancer bcuz JESUS‼️ #harry potter #hp #anti severus snape #anti snape #<- not risking it again #severus snape #marauders #marauders fandom #dorlene #dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #anti snarry #rewriting

[baddestbittyontheblock]

marlene mckinnon fic recs

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✧*:·˚ hi everyone!! here is a list of all the fics that are my favs with tagged writers/authors ✧*:·˚

✧*:·˚ remember to like and reblog the works you enjoy in order to support each writer!! ✧*:·˚

✧*:·˚ however, make sure you read the information on each story themselves such as triggers & warnings ✧*:·˚

✧*:·˚ also, if you'd like me to remove your fic from this list, message me! ✧*:·˚

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𓆸 a fallen memory by @mirclealignr marlene mckinnon x gn!reader | slight angst, mostly fluff, 1k

-it wasn’t always possible to identify the source of your pain. emptiness bred a sort of hurt that held no resemblance to any other. The source of it, unknown. You weren’t sure where you felt empty, whether it was your head, your heart, your skin. Before, you would have allowed the feeling to consume you, to wrap you up in its shadowed arms and cradle you in a bittersweet embrace. But since meeting Marlene, you had to learn to push it away and decline its offer.

𓆸 quidditch with marlene by ^ marlene mckinnon x reader

-marlene teaching you how to play quidditch

𓆸 marlene's preference by @proserpina-magnus  marlene mckinnon x fem!reader | hickies, tit/thigh worship

-do you think marlene prefers thighs, tits, ass, or stomach the most?

𓆸 what it’s like dating marlene mcKinnin... by ^ marlene mckinnon x reader | mention of violence/broken bones

𓆸 watch over you by @scvrllet the marauders x platonic!fem!reader | angst

-the marauders may have passed but that doesn’t mean they have left you

𓆸 fruity fog and puffy lips marlene mckinnon x reader | alcohol and drug consumption, characters are of age (17 in wizarding world), shotgunning, references to sex at the end, 0.8k

-gryffindor parties were always fun. but could you manage to spice one up even more?

𓆸 masterstroke by @randomoutsiders marlene mckinnon x fem!reader | shy(ish)!reader, NSFW 18+, dom!marlene x sub!reader, swearing, talk of sex, flirting, fingering, oral, mentions of markings but nothing serious, mention of strap on, mentions of a threesome but nothing more than that

-walking into the room, your first sight is sirius' arms wound around the blonde, his nose nestled into the delicate wisps of the blonde locks, fingers pressing near bruises into her ribs with the strength of his embrace.

𓆸 bumps and bruises by @spxllcxstxr marlene mckinnon x reader | mentions of food/eating, injury description, brief mention of blood, nongryffindor!reader, 2k

-two quidditch rivals finding out they’re something...more (Soulmate AU)

𓆸 james‘ bad influence by @lupiningwolves marlene mckinnon x fem!reader | fluff

-marlene spends to much time with james and gets his bad habits

𓆸 i'll call you mine by ^ marlene mckinnon x fem!reader | nightmares, mentions of death, a bit angst at the end, but fluff after all

-the way how marlene loves you as friends, then dorcas as lovers, then they break up

𓆸 sleep by @sirisuorionblack marlene mckinnon x reader | fluff

-cuddly morning fic at hogwarts with Marlene

𓆸 favorite color by @roxetteblack marlene mckinnon x reader | marl being cute asf

-marlene asks you your favourite colour.

𓆸 marauders & co. reacting to... by @v1oletvenus marauders era x reader | could be platonic, could be romantic, all up to you :)

-someone insulting you during an argument

𓆸 chaotic day out by @vivi-taylorsversion marlene mckinnon x reader | fluff

-a fun day in Hogsmead

𓆸 smut blurb by @morwap marlene mckinnon x reader | smut

-marlene punishing reader

𓆸 smutty blurb by @scorpiwrites marlene mckinnon x reader

-imagine innocent f!reader who is friends with marlene. she's just so shy, so lovable, so obedient. everyone always talk shit about her, not used to a person being so naive, so pure, but marlene saw that it wasn't an act, it's cuz she grew up an outcast from society because of what her father did.

𓆸 drunk confession by @redtaylorsversiongirlie marlene mckinnon x fem!reader | wolfstar

-"she's really pretty," you whispered to equally drunk remus beside you with your head on his shoulder.

𓆸 jealousy, jealousy by ^ marlene mckinnon x fem!reader | (romantic), remus lupin x fem!reader (platonic), marlene mckinnon x sirius black (not really in romantic relationship - they don't have feelings for each other.), remus lupin x sirius black (romantic), jealous sirius, marlene, reader and remus, 4k

-the woman you love, marlene mckinnon, is in relationship with sirius black. a man who loves sirius black, remus lupin, is jealous as much as you are and you get an idea.

#marauders imagines #marauders era #marauders imagine #marauders x reader #marauders #harry potter #harry potter universe #fic recs #marlene mckinnon #marlene x reader #marlene mckinnon x reader #marlene mckinnon imagines #marlene mckinnon smut

[rizs-briefcase]

‼️FHJY EP 2 SPOILERS ‼️

all my thoughts about episode two of junior year !! it’s a long one :)

The little scenes when they describe their attacks and moves where the minis are acting it out is so cute

‘A mega version of Riz’s mage hand’

They all look so good. But especially Ally and Murph omg

Adaine’s first turn was actually pretty sick

And Gorgugs wtf

AND KRISTENS TO MAKE IT BLOODED PLS

‘Do you have mass healing word? Would you be interested in doing that?’

‘Brennan you’re literally bullying us’

‘You can try, oh it does hit’

ARMOUR OF AYDA crying

These beans are DUE

Murph starting to roll like shit again

Fabian flirting with efac again

‘I punch the mirror’ ‘I punch Kristen twice’

Lou Nat one again to get out the van ‘I’m going to throw up’

In two turns Lou only needs a 2 to not get crushed by the van, and twice he rolls a nat one

‘For you to half or third or whatever you do since it has multiple attacks’

Adaine death fail instead of taking a Dex save wtf

‘You don’t have it written down! I thought you read the book’

ECAF NOOOO

‘Look somewhere else’

I need a full story of Balthazar and Duggan, THEY WERE LOVERS

Murphs sleeves being short enough to show off his tattoos, I might disintegrate

What is with these kids and crashing vehicles

Ally throwing their dice

‘With my wizarding powers and my absolutely fucked van’

‘Just don’t roll a one and this is over.’ ‘NAT 20’

Gorgug IS the greatest wizard of our time

DUGGAN NO. At least he’s with Balthazar now :(

Moggy the doggy crit <3

‘Can I get under that hood a lil bit’

‘Give me a tinkerers room check’ ‘I don’t have that’

‘It’s limp silk’

‘Fabian, photosynthesis is back!!’

It just ain’t the same

‘I don’t even cutting words. I just take it’

‘I’m feeling a little unhinged’

‘Love is love’

Gorgug double crit, my boy <3

The enemy rolling two Nat ones and shooting himself in the eye

Murph dying of laughter of these guys showing up late

‘Nat 20’ ‘are you serious?’ Balthazar is everywhere

Adaine would’ve got a job, Fabian would’ve gone to dance camp, Gorgug would’ve worked on his van ; THEYRE JUST KIDS

But Riz is just happy they got to spend the summer together STOP MY SON

‘I do a half hearted prayer of healing just because I don’t trust you’

‘This was supposed to be an in and out deal but I got involved and I regret it’

‘Hey girlie,,, heyyy girlieee’

HALLARIEL ART, UGH SHES SO HOT

Gilear x Hallerial wedding WHEN

There’s something so sad about Fabian, who’s been coddled his whole life, being abandoned and left to fend for himself in a massive house

SKLONDA MY FIRST AND ONLY LOVE

Sklonda talking to Riz about college and how she doesn’t know if she can afford it for him

Riz just wants to go to college with everyone stop :(( him and adaine are fine there grades are good, but he needs to make sure he finds a place that suits the others please!!!!

WILMA AND DIGBY I LOVE U !! THEYRE SO CUTE

WAIT DID GORGUG AND ZELDA BREAK UP?? THEY ARE NOT THE COUPLE THAT WAS MEANT TO SPLIT !! Although calling it rn they’re getting back together

‘The elven oracle, the Saint of mystery and doubt, and the archdevil of rebellion’ THATS MY GIRLS!!!

RAGH AND LYDIA ART I MIGHT SOB

Kristen never told anyone she changed gods (I guess twice now?), Fig still hasn’t been to a bard class. They’re so funny

WE GOT AYDA ART!!!!

Ayda leaving Fig fossils to say she loves her her!!

Aelwyn putting protective wards on adaines bedroom to keep adaine safe :((

Cassandra my love,, but also it should not be up to a literal child who has just came out a religious cult to keep you alive and all that.

#dimension 20 #fantasy high #intrepid heroes #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #riz gukgak #fabian seacaster #kristen applebees #fig faeth #adaine abernant #gorgug thistlespring #brennan lee mulligan

[thgegooberguy]

*grips you*

LOOK.

I DESPERATELY NEED YOU TO UNDERSTAND

GOD IT CALLING ME BACK HOME

BY KING GIZZARD AND THE LIZARD WIZARD

IS ***SO*** CHAINSAWMAN CODED AND NO ONE WILL EVER UNDERSTAND

NOW BYE *throws you out of my wizard tower*

Have a great day love you ❤️💥‼️

#HOLY SMOKES #MA LOOK #IT’S NOT A SHITPOST #csm #chainsaw man #csm denji #csm fanart #chainsawman fanart #art #king gizzard and the lizard wizard #lyrics #// eyes #// eye contact #// derealization #<- just in case <3 #Love you poobies!! #Spotify

[casinocarpediem]

HIII ITS AUTISM WITH A BIT OF GAY BUT I SADLY FORGOT THE PASSWORD TO THAT ACCOUNT SOP THIS IS MY NEW MAIN

HELLOOOOO WELCOME BACK AUTISM WITH A BIT OF GAY‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ would you like me to presume calling you that or do you wanna become cheese wizard? :3

#🤯 ask #🤯 autism with a bit of gay #or... #🤯 cheese wizard #perhaps? <:3

[queerregulusablack]

Child?! Reg was a BABY ‼️‼️‼️ and now I’m thinking about how Sirius called him soft and a stupid idiot 😭 literally me last night talking shit about my little brother while I made him a spooky basket

Pls every time I think about canon reg, I get so sad. He really could have just been a cute little spoiled jock who went pro 😔

Honestly the scraps we get about Regulus in canon, when you really think hard about them, are completely heartbreaking.

He took the mark when he was sixteen. Sixteen. No one in the world knows what they want for the rest of their life at sixteen; certainly no one knows enough about life to shackle themselves so fully to a cause like that of Voldemort at sixteen.

I think it's pretty popularly understood that during the first war Voldemort was far more careful about gathering his followers, was suave and charming and selective, and like... if you're forming an inner circle, why would you include a sixteen year old boy in that?

(This is a big part of Regulus portrayal in Starless Skies/the way I'm writing out the consequences of his choices in that, because him being given the Mark that young makes no sense to someone as smart as Voldemort unless there was more to it than him just having another follower, but.)

The only people we hear anything about him from are Sirius - who calls him stupid and soft and says he thinks he died because he tried to run once he knew what the Death Eaters and Voldemort were really about, which just lends itself further to the idea that Voldemort wasn't telling anyone he was killing muggles or muggleborns when he was recruiting, and proves that even years later, even knowing he was a Death Eater, Sirius still believes his little brother was not on board with the purist rhetoric of their parents. Certainly not enough to hurt anyone - and Kreacher - who paints the picture of a brave, and ridiculously intelligent child, who cared so much about a creature most wizards consider so entirely beneath them that he was willing to drink poison to protect Kreacher from having to suffer through it again. Who gave his life with no thoughts to acknowledgement, or gratitude; who didn't even want anyone to know until it was too late for him to be stopped or saved, and then only cared to tell the Dark Lord himself to go fuck himself.

Like. CHRIST. The paltry crumbs we get paint the picture of such a complex character, of a martyred child who died doing the most he could to stop the greatest evil in his lifetime. But Sn*pe's the proof that Slytherins aren't all bad. Sure.

Regulus getting to live to be a professional quidditch player would be so lovely. Give it to me. Give me Reg as Viktor Krum's mentor.

Give me a StarChaser reunion after James and Lily's amicable divorce where Harry goes to a Quidditch Summer Camp with his dad volunteering as a chaperone, and Regulus as the special guest teacher.

#owl post #regulus black #he was!!! a child!!!!!!!!!!! #headcanon

[obscurecharactershowdown]

Group E Round 1

[image ID: the first image is a pencil drawing of Monmouth, made by the submitter. Monmouth is a man with short hair, wearing a cloak with a clasp against his neck. behind him is a tree branch with leaves. the second image is of Goo, a blue blob with a 2 little black eyes and a half smile. end ID]

Monmouth

a young wizard in the service of the villain, the witch Nimiane of Endor, who defects to the side of the heroes in the second book. Monmouth is a pauper son and green man (seventh child born with nature-based magic) and had to hide his talents among the wizards who raised him. biggest claim to fame is transforming an entire slave ship into a floating aspen grove in order to free the captives. also, he has a knife

Goo

okay so goo . goo is like the silliest little goofball ive seen on a web series . he dances with PINECONES and makes and says weird wacky analogies and keeps all of them in little notebook for later use and also made a 3-5 hour film for his best friend bot after they said they wanted a new identity BUT he single-handedly spent like 30mil dollars or something for that but it’s okay hes trying his best !!!!! also he did NOT deserve to be voted out for that i really hope goo and bot reunite btw because they didnt get to talk much right before goo’s elimination and not ONLY that but literally goo got eliminated BEFORE he got to see bot’s transition he doesn’t even know that their name is bot he still thinks its tbd (…like literally. he still thinks their name is literally “tbd” because they said their name was tbd. yeah he’s kinda dumb like that but it’s okay i love him for it/p) as far as i know anyways their silly little meaningful conversation before his elimination that made me cry "yeah,, i liked it !! but.. it was,,. a lot :[ listen goo,, i-i dont need this new identity to be such a big grand spectacle , i just want you to treat me like. llike me . with all the uncertainty lately, it helps everything feel just a bit more,, normal , yknow .?" “oh,, ohfor sure ,! i get it !! it’s like,, you just wanted a slice of cake, and i went and gave you the whole bakery ,:D !!” “hehe, yyup, nailed it !! ,:)” UWAHHHHHHH😭/LH/POS and also he’s apart of an alliance with his bestie called the cheer factory !!!! and they focus on cheering people up and theysure as hell do well at it !!!!! they cheered up clover and the floor ithink yes the floor is a character ssshshshshhsshh / and goo literally lost one of the challengesbecause he laughed at the floor’s joke in order to cheer him up AND HE DID NOT CARE he was just glad he got to cheer somebody up !!!!! “another satisfied customer at the,, CHEER FACTORY !!! :D” LITERALLY HE WAS SO HAPPY and also when goo and bot were separated into two seperate teams goo is IMMEDIATELY sad when he notices bot isnt with him “sigh… i guess the cheer factory has become the.., cheer llc. :[“ I FELT SO BAD FOR THE BOTH OF THEM / but ahemem anyways goo is a silly little goober and that’s why he should be in this competition !!!🎉🎉 also a few extra bonus facts about him (sorry not sorry/lh/silly) 1 . he doesnt have limbs but like he also doesnt write with his mouth . his voice actor said he dances on top of the paper until it leaves a smudge 2 . did i mention he dances with pinecones/silly 3 . he likes fudge sundaes 🎉🎉 4 . his voice actor has made him diss subway before due to a request on one of his livestreams ( “lalalalala- SUBWAY⁉️eat fresh my butt‼️>:[[” ) 5 . hes blue

#obscurecharactershowdown #group e round 1 #obscure poll #monmouth #100 cupboards #goo inanimate insanity #inanimate insanity

[cactoise]

I think it’s about time I did this so uhm. Ya

Name >• You can call me Linden, Herb, Miner, or Jedediah!! I’m fine with whichever one :] Age >• I’m not comfortable with saying my age, but I am a minor

Pronouns >• Any pronouns are fine!!

What I post >• Mainly Smurfs stuff. Occasionally there will be another fandom or two sprinkled in. It depends on what I’m hyper-fixated on atm ^^

Tags >• #💙smurfs‼️ — Smurfs content (particularly art)

#🪄wizard of Oz au‼️ — Smurfs reimagined in the Wizard of Oz

#🐇smurfs in wonderland‼️ — Smurfs reimagined in Alice in Wonderland

#🐠sea smurfs au‼️ — Smurfs that r hybrids of sea creatures

My [future] AU >• Takes place in the future, but not so far. It’s more like—around 50 ~ 100-ish years ?? It does not have a name yet. Perhaps I’ll call it the ChaosVerse or something lol

^ Here is the not-at-all complicated relationship chart

Pink: Love

Yellow: Family

Green: Friends

Purple: It’s complicated

Orange: Neutral

Cyan: Rivals

Dark blue: Found family

Black: Hatred

Anything dotted: Crush

Stork Applications >• Smurfs can apply for a baby either as a couple or single. A child of two Smurfs has a 50/50 chance of being mostly like one parent or a mixture of both parents. Children of a single Smurf has a higher chance of having a random personality. The personality is typically different from their parent’s. The ratio is about 60/40 with a higher chance of a random personality/specialty

𖦹•𖦹•𖦹•𖦹•𖦹•𖦹 Q: What is your name?

A: As stated previously, you can call me Linden, Herb, Miner or Jedediah! No, none of these is my real name lol

Q: What do you use to edit?

A: I typically draw things out traditionally first and THEN digitalize it later in IbisPaintX

Q: Do you have any other social media?

A: I have an ao3 account here, and a Discord account!! I’m not gonna hand out my username to random people tho. If you want to talk to me I suggest joining the Smurfs Fan Server and getting to know me there!!

Q: Do you have any Smurfs OCs?

A: I do actually!! I have Smurfphilodendron and Smurfconker for the current time, and Comfy as nextgen!! I have another nextgen but she’s part of a branch timeline… I guess Smooth Smurf technically counts as an oc even tho he’s based on @butterfrogmantis ‘s oc lol… I will probably make more OCs later tho !!

Q: What are your ships?

A: I’m a multishipper!! The constant ones you’ll most likely see are Lazy/Greedy and Painter/Poet. Everything else just depends on the AU or what I feel like making in the moment

Q: Do you take requests?

A: Ahh, sure?? I’ll try to get around to it, but chances r I’ll forget about it lol. 1/10 would not recommend

𖦹•𖦹•𖦹•𖦹•𖦹•𖦹

Any more questions? Drop me an ask and I’ll try to answer it to the best of my ability!!

#get to know the creator #💙smurfs‼️ #🐠sea smurfs au‼️ #🪄wizard of oz au‼️ #🐇smurfs in wonderland‼️ #Miner Smurf #Brainy Smurf #Clumsy Smurf #Timber Smurf #tracker smurf #Dreamy Smurf #Lazy Smurf #handy smurf #hefty smurf #smurfette #smurfstorm #smurflily #smurfblossom #gutsy smurf #jokey smurf #harmony smurf #smooth smurf #Chef Smurf #Baker Smurf #Miller Smurf #Farmer Smurf #Painter Smurf #Poet Smurf #Painter Smurf x Poet Smurf #Painter x Poet

[litchkiing]

may i ask how would u label urself religiously/spiritually speaking? do u practice anything?

hmm good question! i personally label myself as a chaos magician primarily, and i prefer the term magician over something like witch or whtever. wizard as well just for japes lol. my craft is a bit all over the place but its largely guided by my perspective as an artist + a veneration for coincidence and synchronicity which is why the relationship between the Magician and the Wheel of Fortune is like the basis for my craft

in actual practice i do a lot of tarot mostly, i dress candles and do lots of fumigative rites(/acts? rites imply a level of methodology and cohesiveness that my practice just does not have lol) and i’m hesitant to call them “spells” because i don’t really find i have much success really summoning things into my life out of force of Will because well its never that easy is it lol!!

i do them mostly devotionally and/or as an artistic expression aligned between me and my divinities…very improvisational and guided by what feels right in the moment. ive been meaning to take some pen to paper and like formalize more parts of my craft but i really struggle with that sort of stuff so! it just ends up getting in the way of me actually doing things which is the important part anyway.

when it comes to spiritual models i follow it’s mostly a very loose adaptation of chaos magic especially in the matter of egregores, i’m very compelled by magic as a psychological model but i have animistic tendencies as well. broadly speaking alchemy is really fun, LOVE all the symbols and the science of it all, 📢⚠️SHOUTOUT TO THE OUROBOROS‼️⚠️ been meaning to look deeper into both Demonolatry and Enochian magic, Ideas from Gnosticism like the pleroma and its emanations and the demiurge have a big presence in my gnoses, I tend towards hellenistic practices as well because my craft has its roots in that and my deities all have very prominent grecian counterparts (tyche, phanes, dionysus)

#gonna stop myself before we’re here all night anyway! lol #hope that answers your question!! somehow!! #🔥

[ittybittybumblebee]

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🤥🐸|🤙|👅👁️👁️|👍

Exclamation marks pinnochio nose frog call me silly bleh tongue staring at you with them eyeballs thumbs up

Did i decode that right what wizard game are you playing with me

#asks #anon

[ghostbrawl]

leigh . i just realized i called u the wrong name on that ask like 4 hours later!!!! IM SORRYYYYY FOR THAT OMG i was busy getting ready for work and got distracted 😭‼️

WHAT'D U CALL ME? I WAS DISTRACTED BY THE MAJESTY OF PRESSING "SEE MORE" DESPITE THE FACT THAT IM NOT DONE W NOVUS HDFHGSDFH. should i have clicked? no. does it matter? also no because u were so vague i got spoiled for nothing but vibes. do i like those vibes? yes. am i scared because im either stupid for not picking it up so far or that novus is longer than i thought? yes. its fine tho ... i know u know me. a wizard speaks exactly how they mean to speak

[smittenroses]

Yh I want joking 🤨‼️Now give me some fluff bc I'm listening to mitski rn,

Ok so imagine this;after idk how many years y'all r a happy family,I wanna see(or read)How a day in they're lives go,does walnut have a new sibling?Ig we'll find out 👮‍♀️

what even is Mitski ⊙.☉

Almond x female! Reader family fluff headcanons

First thing is first: the two of you agree to not have any biological kids due to the fact that Almond is nearing 50 and you were nearing 40, there was no way the two of you could chase around a young child when Walnut was already a handful herself due to being a teenager and the work the both of you were always doing for the sake of Magic City.

Though there was one exception to this fact: Chestnut. Chestnut was an orphan the two of you had stumbled upon on one of your routes as he was sleeping in the streets. Feeling sorry for him, the two of you had taken him back to your apartment in order to warm him up, feed him, allow him to take a bath, etc. Turns out Walnut knew him as well and even allowed for him to take her bed for the night and the rest of that week when he woke up sick from being in the cold. By the end of that week you had already planned a way to have Chestnut and Walnut sleep in the same room and Walnut had been pestering her dad to let him stay and so he allowed it.

Walnut was a bit objective to the idea of another child since he was so used to the idea of it just being the two of you but he eventually warmed up to having another person in the house as well as someone who worked hard just like his daughter and wife.

Yes. Wife; the two of you had gotten married after three years in the relationship in which made Walnut seventeen when she got to watch the two of you have a small and simple wedding — never again would the two of you let her cater for events though, as turns out she figured that some weird invention that an influencer had made was a perfect dinner [it was not, the three of you were sick for a while after that].

Chestnut was around fifteen when he joined the family, sixteen when he finally started calling you and Almond his parents after an emotional trip to the hospital after he broke his leg biking around on his paper route.

Walnut eventually would come to join you and her father at the police station as a junior detective, and now that she was now legally able to look at documents before she was not allowed to she caused quite the stir in the office. Let's say that the first day she got her office was also the day it turned into a mess pit with papers everywhere.

Chestnut sometimes brings Pudding around the apartment to show her how he's doing given the fact that Pudding and him had grown up together as best friends. Pudding would later turn out to be a little wizard herself and a whole new headache for Almond cookie since Pudding made it a habit to decorate everything with streamers in excitement.

Almond needs coffee. He really does

#almond cookie #almond cookie x reader #detective almond cookie #cookie run almond cookie #cookie run x reader #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #x reader #walnut cookie #chestnut cookie #reader insert

[eremiie]

im bored and need to speak my truth so here are all the mario kart characters ik the aot cast would main bc my brain is big like that idk

eren: he would want bowser but be beaten to him everytime by reiner so he would get stuck with toad. fucking loser.

sasha: she has a daisy obsession and i stand by this. she loves daisy sm and dresses up as her for halloween and shit ☹️ sasha ily sm bbg im so glad youre still alive and isayama didnt k word you!!!

levi: the ghost thing,,, his name is boo i think?? idk hes my ult in aot so im surprised i dont have much of a reasoning other than it fits his aesthetic. ok next.

reiner: bowser. very manly. big. idk. yea!

bert: okokok hear me out.... this mf LOVES mario. like, homeboy has a mario shrine and collects mario figures,,,, he may or may not have mario boxers but thats neither here nor there. but yea my man loves mario it just makes sense.

armin: koopa!!!!! he thinks he’s rly cute and may or may not have received a koopa keychain from annie as a joke for his bday and blushed sm bc she was like “you look like him. bye.” bro armin brainrot is real i love that natural blonde mf sm. grrrrrrr

mikasa: we all know she is the baddest bitch and therefore it only makes sense that she mains rosalina bc i do too and bad bitches think alike. also she exclusively uses motorcycles bc once again, bad bitch behavior.

connie: YOSHI. YEA. WILL FIGHT SOMEONE WHO TRIES TO STEAL THAT DINO FROM HIM.

hisu: as a part time hisu kinnie i can confirm this bitch LOVES baby peach bc of how cute she is ☹️☹️☹️ i love historia sm like whenever she does tricks for xp when she jumps from ramps she giggles so hard at the cute noises that baby peach makes and the gang just stares at her with the biggest heart eyes. AHHHHHHH omfg im making myself blush,, anyways.

ymir: she is the biggest simp and therefore begrudgingly (she loves it we all know it 🙄) plays w baby daisy so her and hisu can twin.

z*ke: donkey kong ..... wtf do you want me to say. 😐

hitch: pricess peach ,,,, shes a baddie like that idk

gabi and falco: they both fight over donkey kong jr bc they wanna twin w z*ke. yea. unrelated but falco is an ipad kid 100% and he usually plays doodle jump on his sticky ipad while gabi steals piecks phone and watches slime videos. y r kids are so gross bye.

annie: she wouldn’t care, or want to play in the first place but rei and bert made her so she just ends up w toadette and it makes armin jelly bc shes unintentionally twinning w eren :( if someone points it out she’ll kick them tho and then drive home lol.

hange: i dont think its an option on mario kart but let’s pretend it is okay,,, yknow the wizard one ???? thats super hard to beat ???? and they throw magic at you????? yea they play with that one and you can’t convince me otherwise.

jean: MF GETS STUCK W WALUIGI EVERY TIME AND USUALLY TRIES TO FIGHT EREN FOR TOAD BC THEY BOTH LOST TO REINER FOR BOWSER BAHAHAH ,,, jean bby im sorry :(((( ure soooooo sexy tho ahahah call me 😁😁😁‼️

pieck; birdo 🧍🏻‍♀️i love her sm but like ... pieck baby .... really ??? this is who we are ??? anyways. this makes a lot of sense to me im not sure why.

porco: he plays w dry bowser purely bc it sorta resembles his titan form :((( pls this man has me whipped (also we are pretending they had access to nintendo products in 830 or whatever year the series takes place ig ,,, uh ok zoey anyways)

erwin: man’s doesnt understand what “a mario kart” is but he tries to play w everyone nonetheless and usually ends up w the default mii character .... i also headcannon that he always drives backwards on accident... yea....

thats it. im sleepy. its 4:23 am so gn ig lol.

also i am not spellchecking this so you may need to clown me.

UMMM WHY IS THIS SO ACCURATE AND SO TRUE????

ZOEY YOUR BRAIN.. I LITERALLY WAS LIKE “yup mhm” AT EVERY SINGLE ONE WHEN I READ THIS EARLIER SOJSOSMSK

#attack on titan headcanons #cobain<3 #attack on titan #eren jaeger #levi ackerman #LIKE WHAT #YES LMFAO

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Nicknames the brothers (+Dia, solomon, and Simeon) would call you

Lucifer

He's an old man okay?

Darling

Dear

Things like that

MY LOVE ‼️ soft Luci is best Luci

Mammon

Doll

My diamond (by my friend, @minniboe )

Baby

Things like that ✨

Leviathan

He'd be too flustered to call you anything but your name at first

But I feel like he'd just call you baby

Or something simple like that

Satan

Kitten, kitty

Babygirl

Yup skdjdjd very simple

Asmodeus

Literally anything you want him to call you

Baby, babygirl

Doll

My love

Bro so many nicknames

Beelzebub

Cupcake

Babycakes (Again by my friend, @minniboe )

Sweetie

🥰 so precious

Belphegor

Baby

I feel like he'd just call you a nickname for your name

(example, my name is Cailyn so Cay or something. Or Emily would be Em or Emmy)

Diavolo

Same as Luci, dear or darling

Or sweetie too

Honestly he'd call you tiny all the time lmao

Solomon

Babygirl

Kitten

Literally I'm sorry wizard boy is charming

Like Satan

So yeah

Simeon

Similar to Dia and Luci

Dear

MY LOVE (he likes this one the best)

Darling

My star

Bro- 😭✌️ get me some TISSUES I'M CRYING HE'S SO LOVELY

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obeyme #levi obey me #lucifer obey me #leviathan obey me #obey me satan #satan obey me #mammon obey me #obey me asmodeus #asmo obey me #beelzebub obey me #Belphegor obey me #obey me x reader

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PARTY FAVOURS I CHAPTER 8

Releasing two chapters today in honour of my birthday! I am officially 23 years old. Oh my God, what the fuck? I feel ancient.

Rating: Explicit.

‼️TW: Reader is EIGHTEEN! Recreational drug use, smoking and alcohol consumption, deeply internalised self-loathing, very questionable moral standards. Daddy kink taken half-seriously. BDSM themes in later chapters - explicit content will come with it's own TWs. FIRST PERSON POV.

Summary: You're Peter's classmate, a child of rich and famous but uncaring parents. Getting paired up for a lengthy project with the boy was an interesting turn of events and you don't know whether to feel blessed or cursed when you develop, seemingly, a perfectly normal, harmless crush on Tony Stark. Fueled by feelings of inadequacy and boredom, your life spirals out of control - and you're lucky your newfound friends are there to pick up the pieces even if you cannot find it in yourself to believe these amazing human (and not so human) beings voluntarily give you more than a fleeting glance and an offhanded thought. And they brought cake!

A/N: I started writing this for porn and now? Look at all this plot. Disgusting! Featuring: the Hulk, more Bruce fluff, and DISASTER PARENTS. It's gonna get worse before it gets better y'all.

My beta, @miscmarvelwritings is the Peter to my Tony. Love you 3000, baby.

The beeping startled me awake, the haze of my recent memory made me very unsettled. Last thing I remembered was laying down on the couch and Peter's admission - the little! Guy! Was! Spider-Man! Holy! Shit!

Beeping intensified and I heard grumbling and shuffling coming from the side of me. A warm sensation engulfed my right hand and I smiled. I'd recognize that hand anywhere. Bruce was in the room with me so I was definitely in a safe place.

Me eyelids parted meeting a set of oddly fluorescent green eyes. Holy fuck, that was no Bruce, it was... But how? His form was slouched in an uncomfortable position over the bed, crease marks on his face. It was Bruce's body, Bruce's face but who held control over it - he was no Bruce Banner.

"No worry, Princess is safe," The voice that left his mouth was much more primal, with an unmistakable growl underneath. He watched me, alert, scanning my face with unblinking eyes. "Bruce asleep now. I keep watch."

I swallowed the unease. "Hi, Hulk, and thank you," Squeezing his hand very, very gently. "Nice to meet you, by the way."

He grinned, all teeth and sharp canines. He looked like a wolf. The look was so out of place on usually gentle Bruce's face that I had to study it, had to memorize that stark difference between Banner and his alter ego. The smile faltered slightly as he closed his eyes. "Bruce waking up now. See you soon." And with that, his head fell onto his arm, dead weight and limp.

His hair was tousled, a curly mess, and he wore the same shirt I remembered him in. Upon closer inspection it still bore minor stains of what I assumed was my blood. It was probably the only time I would get to look at him, really look at Bruce without the fear of being caught, being weird or getting misinterpreted. He was really handsome, the five o'clock shadow silver on his usually neatly shaved chin, his jawline was firm and... He really was beautiful.

His eyes slowly blinked open, the usual colour brown. Noticing me awake, Bruce immediately perked up. "Morning. How do you feel?" He asked, voice croaky and sleep-drunk.

It sent shivers down my spine. "I'm good, nothing feels amiss besides the left part of my face. That's kind of puffy," I admitted, failing to describe the full-and-pulling sensation I was currently experiencing. "I met the Hulk. He was nice." I added as an afterthought. Thought he should know.

Bruce frowned. "He does that sometimes. Sorry."

"No, it's okay. I think, I think I'd like to meet him properly one day," I admitted my biggest curiosity. After all, I've already met real aliens.

Bruce seemed speechless for a moment. "Are you sure?" He stuttered. "He's...a bit much," He parroted my previous comment about my house, much to my amusement. "You sure it's not the concussion talking?" Banner squinted at the monitor at my bedside, avoiding my eyes.

"I'm very sure," I squeezed the hand I was still holding in quiet affirmation. "Besides, he promised to see me soon."

"Oh did he," Bruce muttered darkly but I could see his face brighten nonetheless. "Right, so I'm going to call in Strange and we can see about unhooking you from all these things," Bruce gestured to the various wires and monitors.

True to his word, Strange waltzed in no more than ten minutes after Bruce called him. Seeing me, the usually stoic man began snickering, unsuccessfully attempting to hide his amusement by swirling his cape in an unnecessarily dramatic fashion. I was not impressed, Bruce was not impressed and neither was Tony who walked in shortly after all the wires were removed from my persona.

"So... Is someone going to tell me why is Dumbledore so joyful this fine morning?" I crossed my arms under my boobs.

"You don't remember?" Tony snorted at my negative head shake. "Before you passed out, you demanded cake and said Wizard here looks like Benedict Cumberbatch. To be fair, I see the resemblance, but you...." Tony paused to snicker multiple times. "You managed to butcher up the guy's name multiple times, I swear to Thor, what came out of your mouth was..." The engineer laughed, making a broad and vague gesture with his hands. "What did she say? Bubble-butt Orgy-pants?" He asked Bruce who was as unsuccessful at hiding his laughter as Strange himself. Even the wizard's cape was bouncing.

I wheezed, suddenly coming to a realization. It wasn't a concussion induced lucid dream, I had actually said that. "It's really bold of you to assume I can pronounce and remember his name while I'm sober," I said. "I just call him British-guy Funny-name." Tony cackled at that, giving me a hearty thumbs up and ungracefully plopping down at the foot of my hospital bed.

"How do you feel, Buttercup?" He was looking earnestly at me now, his sparkling brown eyes big and round and worried.

I had to distract myself to keep from literally face-planting into his lap then and there. "Good, actually." Tony nodded happily, and I raised my finger. "But for the record, Doctor Strange..." I addressed the man who turned to me expectantly. "Please don't get pissed off, I have a request..." He nodded warily. "Don't shave? I mean, now that I can clearly see the resemblance between him and you... Please don't shave off the beard or you'll look like an angry aardvark."

The men in the room gaped, most of all, Stephen - his face was somewhere between resigned suffering and surprised disbelief.

"Angry... Aardvark..." Tony fuckin' WHEEZED. "Fuck a duck..." The engineer clutched at his stomach in an obnoxious fit of laughter, Bruce was snorting too. "The fuck is an aardvark?" The lone word seemed to have a magical effect on Tony, increasing his laughter with every time he repeated it out loud.

"Duly noted," Stephen nodded with as much seriousness as he could before cracking a reluctant smile. "I see that the healing technology Tony developed has worked well, if judging only by your sense of humour returning. Good," With that, he waved his hands about and the puffy feeling from my face disappeared. "I took some liberties and added a healing spell with Loki's help." Seeing my raised eyebrow, he elaborated. "Loki was deeply touched by your kind gesture towards his teammate and offered his help. You should be good to resume your daily activities by nightfall although I recommend you take it easy. And call your mother, she stopped by and instructed me to request you communicate at the first comfortable opportunity."

The mild pity and disdain on Strange's face told me that he was the one who had actually spoken with her. She must've been especially icy and bitter considering I had interrupted her daily routine with getting punched in the face. How inconvenient.

With that, Stephen left me with a parting pat on the shoulder, taking Tony with him - the engineer managed to squeeze a whole hug out of me before being bodily (magically?) dragged behind Strange. I was really uncomfortable with all the attention I was receiving wearing only a thin hospital gown and I told Bruce exactly that - promptly, Natasha arrived with a bag I recognised as my own, an ostrich Birkin that held a cute, soft cashmere loungewear set, some basic toiletries along with a set of underwear and a pair of slippers.

Evidently, my mother packed this bag. Never in a thousand years I would wear a $1200 worth of leisure clothing at a hospital. Even Natasha whistled when I first examined the bag's contents.

"Yeah, yeah, my mother's a bit much," I said, immediately cringing at how obnoxious that sounded.

"No shit," Natasha rolled her eyes. Something told me she'd met her too.

"Wait 'til you see my dad," I replied in an identical tone, disappearing behind the door to the bathroom. It was all very luxurious, extra and overall very Stark. Friday's voice coming from the ceiling made it known that I was still in the tower, the AI informed me of the date, time, weather and the further instructions to follow Natasha after I was done freshening up.

Showers had never felt so good.

I was greeted by muted cheers and a hefty brunch on the common floor. Lots of hugs, too, even Loki paused his brooding to give me an awkward, albeit very genuine embrace. I whispered a thanks for the spell which made the moody god considerably less moody - in fact, he smiled like a child on Christmas Eve. Suddenly, I felt much less out of place with my disaster self.

The pleasant part was done and I geared up to call my own personal curse.

"Hello, mother, it's kind of you to pick up," I started the usual. I could literally feel the confusion and concern of the people in the room piercing my back. "Sorry for interrupting your meeting. Yes, I am quite well now. No, Josh can keep running your errands, I will stay at Mr. Stark's for the time being. Tomorrow morning, probably, don't wait up. I will, absolutely. Oh, is he? Wow, that's amazing. I'm so happy," I chirped. My face was one of the suffering kind. "Yes, dinner on Friday night. Okay-I mean, yes, I will ask. He's actually right next to me." I paused to turn around and look at Tony, mouthing 'she wants me to invite you for dinner'.

Tony's speed was breaking the laws of physics as he snatched the phone right out of my hand. "Hello, this is Tony Stark speaking. You know, maybe you should come over to Stark tower. Yes, the whole family. Thanks, bye." He promptly pressed the end call button right as mother had started her goodbye-have a nice day-live long and prosper speech. "How the fuck do you put up with that woman?" He started at me with a mix of concerned incredulousity.

"She's an acquired taste," I groaned. "You just wait. My dad. I..." I literally had no words to describe the upcoming disaster. Tony had no idea what he just had condemned all of the tower's inhabitants to. "Why am I like this? Why are they like this?" I raised my head up to the ceiling as if the AI living in it could give me all the solutions to my life's problems.

"Get some rest, Princess," Bruce was kind enough to spare me any more misery as his warm, broad hand steered me towards the elevator by the small of my back.

As he dutifully fluffed my pillows and handed me a glass of water and my smartphone, I unashamedly basked in the soft attention I was receiving from the older man. I still felt somewhat groggy; best case, I'll fall right asleep and if the dreamland avoids me, I would browse tik tok and Instagram until something else would strike my fancy. The gentle murmur of him describing the latest lab incident I missed out on and the hands combing softly through my hair were the best sleep aides I could have ever asked for.

Bruce is too precious for this world. Too pure.

Friday rolled in with the force of a pissed off rhinoceros. Dad had flown in on a Thursday afternoon, stopping by the house to drop off his suitcase and happily dangle the keys of a brand new Chevrolet Corvette in front of my face before briefly stopping to ruffle my hair, kiss mother on the cheek and drive off into the sunset to "catch up with people at the studio". Jetlag wasn't a word in that man's vocabulary, he probably snorted a line or three as soon as he stepped out of the airport.

I could carry my groceries in the bags under his eyes. He just waved off any of my attempts to get him some rest only showing mild interest when I spoke about my friendship with Tony Stark, absolutely disregarding the rest of the team sans Captain America and the billionaire himself.

I might as well have been in front of a trainwreck, watching it happen second by second. The moment all three of us stepped out of the elevator onto the tidied up common floor, I had the sudden realization of exactly how much we weren't a family.

We were the exact opposite of that.

My mother, tall and slim and perfectly posed in a sleek blue dress with diamonds glittering around her chin, neck and fingers, her obnoxious greed proudly on display. My father, in his early fifties, well-groomed and fit, in his tight designer pants and a plain white t-shirt under a stylish tweed blazer. He looked ridiculous. Only Tony could pull off something like that (I shuddered. Sigmund Freud sends his regards!). And me, little old me, in my $900 jeans, $1500 Gucci sneakers and a mesh crop top I got at Hot Topic. At least, amidst this mess, my eyeliner game was on point.

I smiled sardonically at Steve who came to greet us. He looked as uncomfortable as I felt.

"Captain Rogers," My father greeted him with his Hollywood smile.

"Steve," An equally fake and toothy grin came from the superhero as he gallantly greeted my mother and swept me into an unnecessarily tight hug.

Point one, my father smirked. Somewhere in the corner, Wanda made a gagging noise - quietly, of course, I only knew about it because she did her telepathic mumbo-jumbo to make me aware of her stance on this particular matter.

Point two, my mother loudly announced she was vegetarian while simultaneously praising the catering services that Tony used. Clint had enlisted Bucky and Thor to help him cook and now all three were smiling awkwardly as mother spoke about the "incredibly talented immigrant workers".

Point three, dad made it his JOB to brag about my skills and achievements as if he was the one encouraging me to pursue them. It was fair, I suppose, since he paid for it but alas, it sounded a lot less like he was a proud father and more of a "look at what my puppy can do". I had to tip my proverbial hat to Tony and Bruce there, they both began to describe our lab work in such unnecessary detail, using so many long words, even Loki began quietly chipping in with totally random, long, difficult words. Confusion was beginning to seep through the eternally cheerful facade that my dad wore.

Or maybe it was the coke and Adderall wearing off. Who knew.

"Peter?" Came the dreaded question from my mother. I shook my head in quiet despair as Peter visibly cringed at my mother's voice.

"Yes, ma'am?"

"That vile boy has been taken care of," I could absolutely see Natasha saying the same thing and the only difference laid in the fact that I knew my mother wouldn't actually kill a person. She would hire someone to do it for her. "It's really unfortunate my daughter got in the middle of that sort of situation."

Wow. My mother just called Peter a coward. Wow. Tony briefly went cross-eyed with anger.

"Baby, why you bein' so quiet?" Dad, the mitigator that he was, intervened before a real shit storm could start. Which meant, as usual, putting me on the spotlight. It was me between a rock and a hard place: nothing, and I repeat - nothing I ever did or have done was good enough for both of my parents at the same time.

"I'm fine, dad, just chillin'," I replied, pushing my food around on my plate. He hated it when I ate too much, which was really anything more than two glasses of water and a salad. Being around models on a strict avocado and coke diet really skewed his sense of normal.

"Nah, baby, you're brooding," His teasing tone could've fooled anybody. Just messing around with a teenager. "Come with me tonight, there's a party, Billie Eilish is going to be singing. Not my style but you like that weird goth shit, might cheer you up a lil'," Dad joked and everybody around the table smiled happily at last. Everyone except Tony that was - his press-tour smile was still glued to his face. I hated it. It was unnatural.

"No, dad, you go have your old people fun," I rolled my eyes.

"Jesus Christ," I heard mother mutter on my other side but she kept quiet beyond that.

"C'mon, don't be a spoilsport," Dad insisted.

"Actually, we have a project planned up in the lab..." Tony trailed off, attracting confused looks from his teammates and friends. Pete looked at me in pure envy.

"Alright, alright, dad, I'll go with you, jeez," I mumbled, flushing from the sheer amount of embarrassment flowing through me. Partying with your own father, how sad and pitiful is that?

"I'm very upset at you ditching me," Tony poked a fork in my direction but didn't press the matter further. I avoided the looks of my friend's friends. I avoided the hell out of Bruce who kept making his perfect, round puppy eyes and radiating so much kindness and support I nearly choked on my intermittent sips of water.

"Alright, we will be waiting downstairs with Josh, say your goodbyes," Mother announced as she subtly towed my father towards the elevator. He'd had a whiskey too much and felt particularly chatty much to Tony's displeasure. "Thank you again for your hospitality."

As soon as the doors closed behind my parents, the group of superheroes erupted into a confused debate. I saw Tony blankly staring at the ceiling. Bucky cursing. Thor overly calmly talking with Loki.

Beyond caring about anything, my face flamed as I made a beeline for my dad's latest, untouched glass of whiskey (single malt, neat, double) and downed it in one go. The conversation stopped promptly, people eyeing me with visible concern. Steve was outraged.

"No," I announced, stopping any and all questions, slamming the glass on the table and departing towards the elevator that had made its way back upstairs. "Just no." Were my parting words as the doors closed once again on a startled and disgruntled group of superheroes.

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All the emoji asks bc I'm a brat 😅😝

I honestly did this in spite of you and just cause I bet you thought I wouldn’t

6’0

✔ - Sexual Orientation

straight but very comfortable with my sexuality

🚬 - Do you Smoke?

No

🍷 - Do you Drink?

No

♒ - Do you Take Drugs?

No. I am straight edge and don’t do any above.

😳 - Age you get mistaken for?

i got mistaken for 20 about a month ago. I’m about to be 30 😂

💉 - Have Tattoos?

yes, my whole left arm, my knee and shin.

✏️ - Want any tattoos?

yes many more.

✂️ - Got any Piercings?

no. I used to have snakebites and my ears stretched

✌ - Want any piercings?

I kinda want my nose pierced

👌 - Best friend?

i have 3. They are tattooed on me and know as the holy trinity

♥ - Do you like anyone?

that’s for me to know and y’all to find out

🎤 - Top 5 favorite bands?

slipknow, a day to remember, linkin park, dayseeker, haste the day

🎶 - Top 5 favorite songs?

only on by slipknot

diluted by slipknot

trophies by drake

beast by the acacia strain

sleeptalk By Dayseeker

😒 - Biggest pet peeve?

not giving me your full attention or not acknowledging me when speaking

📝 - Story from your childhood.

I used to run around and pretend I was a professional wrestler.

💬 - I wish…

I could just get my mind right and reach all my goals

‼️ - Something you’ll change?

my mindset. Need to be more positive

💦 - What makes you horny?

thighs, hips, booty, smile, what doesn’t make me horny?

🌟 - A wish you’ll wish for?

I wish I can stay the course and accomplish everything I want

🔥 - Something spicy you like?

idk what exactly in what context, but I’ll go with food. I love hot sauce on everything 😂😂

👃 You hate the smell of ….

cigarette smoke

👊 - Something you hate?

uhm….everything? 😂😂

🚶 - Are you single?

sure am.

💬 - Can we text?

I don’t think you want to text me 😂😂 but sure

💌 - Fan mail me?

nah.

💍 - Marry me?

okay, buy me a ring first.

💘 - Be my tumblr crush?

done.

💭 - Favorite foods?

chicken fingers, pizza And I love gnocchis

☀ - Story about your day.

uhm….just was at work and spent an hour in a call today because the person gave me the wrong information and treated me like everything was my fault. Dumb person

💘 - Top 5 celebrity crushes?

anna kendrick, ashley graham, kat dennings, Scarlett Johansson, Aubrey plaza

🎥 - Top 5 favorite movies?

the breakfast club, Superbad, Forrest Gump, Spider-Man (2002) and perks of being a wallflower

📺 - Top 5 favorite TV shows?

breaking bad, Dexter, sons of anarchy, boy meets world and stranger things

✏ - Random fact about yourself.

I have never been in a relationship

✈️ - Where are you from?

I am from a wonder of the world in NY

🚀 - Where do you wanna visit?

Australia, Minneapolis, Wizarding World of Harry Potter

😍 - Do you have a crush?

I think we talked about this already

😷 - Something you hate eating?

onions bro. Keep them away from me

🙈 - What makes you shy?

everything. I’m the shyest boy ever

💃 - Can you dance?

nope

💏 - Do you love anyone?

I love a lot of people

👟 - Favorite shoe(s) to wear?

my grey and white vans

🌴 - A island you would visit?

any

🌎 - A country you would visit?

Australia

🌀 - Favorite type of weather?

autumn and hoodie weather

🔮 - Do you believe in luck?

no. We create our own luck

📱 - What kinda phone do you have?

iphone pro max 11 or something like that

📅 - Favorite time of the year?

football season

📚 - Career goal you want?

I want to progress thru my company to where I’m off the phone and in a higher position

🍴 - Favorite food(s) to eat?

damn really asking the same questions, but chicken fingers and pizza always. Also chicken wings, I’m from where the Buffalo wing came from

🍭 - Favorite Candy?

sour patch watermelon

🍇 - Favorite fruits?

pears and cantaloupe

🚘 - Dream car(s)?

1965 gt 500 mustang or Range Rover

🚔 - Have you ever been arrested?

no but been in handcuffs

🚑 - Have you ever driven in an ambulance before?

no

🎫 - Do you have a license?

yes

🚼 - Do you have or want kids?

honestly, yeah I’d like that

🔞 - Are you under 18?

hell no just look like it

🐶 - Do you own a pet?

no my parents own a pup tho

😔 - Something that makes you sad?

this world

😡 - What pisses you off?

people who don’t respect other people

😏 - What turns you on?

everything, but hips, thighs, booty, smiles, eyes, HIPS, boobs it all does something. Glasses too.

😈 - Are you a freak?

honestly no, I’m very vanilla

💪 - Do you work out?

no but plan to change that this year