The Marvels was another level of comedy. The "He's bilingual" line took me out like a fucking train.
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guys that are so small exploring worlds that are so big
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an incomplete list of dc heroes whom i believe to have beef that none of the others understand:
batman and starfire (the only thing they have in common is the desire to hit anyone who hurts nightwing over the head with a mallet and they're both on each others' lists)
constantine and captain marvel ("why are you-- why are YOU-- why are you lIKE THIS")
green arrow and nightwing (did dick steal ollie's shtick, or is ollie a grown man who started a turf war with a 9yo? a question for the ages. also their arguments about being nicer to roy have escalated to biting)
wonder woman and atom (i just think it would be funny. theyre both so meticulously polite that noone would ever realise they hate each other to a savage and irrational degree)
red robin and the entirety of justice league international (there was a thing. several things. several things and an unsanctioned zipline)
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Kamala: why does the queen of asgaurd call you baby girl-
Carol: let’s stop talking.
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Really weird movie. Mercutio was the real one to blame. But still. Really weird movie.
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