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melodicfix8 · 2 months
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indeed
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dinosaurnews · 2 months
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Tweet by @ElyKreimendahl
“my toxic trait is that if they opened Jurassic park I would still totally go”
10:44 am • 3/23/24
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shutinthenutouse · 1 month
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partynthem · 8 months
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during pretty visitors before the breakdown alex started talking and went ‘i think we can all agree more than any color in the rainbow…’ and then as the lights turned red said ‘red… rocks’
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littlepawz · 1 year
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I wish I had thought of that :)
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It was at that moment, that I knew: he was my son. 🤎
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ofmdee · 1 year
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mpgis moments that live in my head rent free
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evilwizard · 1 year
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You seem surprisingly smart, considering
that i’m an internet clown. yeah
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loosescrewslefty · 1 year
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This was SO subtle and clever that it makes me furious about TOH's cancellation all over again.
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viejospellejos · 1 year
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los perros de hoy en día son demasiado listos 
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kiss the rain away
Whatever it is Will is looking for, he seems to find, the corners of his mouth slowly turning upwards as he looks out the driver’s side window, past Mike’s head, before looking right back at him. “You know,” Will says, a little too evenly, “You parked next to Skull Rock.” And. Mike’s breath hitches. Oh, so it’s like that then.
It’s a rainy summer’s day when Mike kisses Will in (sort of) his car.
did someone say Byler fluff and humor, in the summer, swimming at Lover's Lake and being hounded by the rain? No, just me?
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drama-glob · 5 months
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I serious want a company to consider labeling their original/unflavored/plain products like this. ;) XD They'd probably see higher sales if they did. ;)
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smak-annihilation · 7 months
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group of executives in charge of self harm, call that the cutting board
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romanromulus · 27 days
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woeful miscast of cromwell I think ??? sitting here like that’s not cromwell. who is that man? he’s too skinny. and so is the cardinal. and why is everyone so humorless?
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danmeichael · 17 days
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like i was talking about here.
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skrunksthatwunk · 8 months
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so i read cyrano today. here's some parts i thought were funny in/out of context
cyrano's debut comes with bullying an actor he doesn't like offstage. two acts later he sends a band of musicians after him just to get them off his hands. he also tells them to tell this actor he sent them
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and, of course, marmaladegate
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