#coffee rants

[coffee-n-sleep]

@willowsz-plants this is my karmatic punishment isn't it

#should've seen this comin #coffee rants

[coffee-and-uhg]

When I found out she passed away I thought the same thing, Pedro. We tear women down for decades (for speaking the truth, btw) and when they are no longer with us we glorify them. It’s fucked up and wrong. While these women are here we should celebrate them every damn day.

#sinead o'connor #shuhada' sadaqat #pedro pascal #coffee rants

[thresholdbb]

I have a gripe about the Star Trek mugs...

Picard's teacup is a delicate, fragile little thing held by a strip of plastic and a dream. That thin glass will break if you look at it sideways. And where do they put that ridiculous tiny cup? On the Enterprise, which is always being dragged into conflict

The DS9 raktajino mugs are hefty, wide-based things that are meant to not tip over. They're called no-spill mugs. They have a foam piece on the bottom so they don't slip. They're incredibly sturdy – meant for ships and traveling! Where do they put them? At the station, which is arguably the most stable place they could be cause DS9 rarely gets knocked about.

Far as I'm concerned, Janeway's the only one doing practical space mugs correctly. Come on, a metal travel mug that's as strong as her coffee is black? Takes a beating through 70,000 light years of bridge shakes fighting off the Borg and the Hirogen and still holds a hot drink? Now that's a space mug

#is this the spoon post all over again? am I just insane about dishware? #it's 3am and I'm ranting about space mugs #believe me Picard's teacup is fragile or I just had a bad one #I broke one by putting a butter knife in it doing dishes smdh #I know they all have more mugs but we're talking about icons #I exclusively drank coffee out of the Picard mug until it broke then I retired it #the defiant mug gets a pass cause it's basically the proto Janeway mug they're both thermos Nissan #and the iconic ds9 mug is the raktajino mug I don't make the zeitgeist #inevitably someone is going to come at me for the defiant mug cause this is tumblr where ds9 lives #it's not called Star Trek Defiant though is it? #you say ds9 mug people will think raktajino ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #I have a collection of screen accurate mugs I have a draft somewhere ranking them all #I drink out of the raktajino mug more than Janeway's mostly because hers is impossible to find and honestly the no spill is a good mug #don't get me started on how hard these mugs are to clean #I will fight you about this

[midsummerkissess]

i am a friend to all cats. yes even the mean ones. they have their reasons.

#dark acadamia quotes #books and coffee #classic books #literature quotes #book aesthetic #literature lover #classic literature #old school romance #light academia #relatable #cute cats #cats #catblr #cats are love #kittycat #cat mom #random rants #ramblings #just ranting

[agerasiaa]

A crack fic about Lucifer, Vox and Husk making an Alastor Hate Club. And it’s just them once a week bonding over how much they hate Alastor and Husk realizes more and more how he doesn’t actually hate Alastor and is bitter about it, Lucifer randomly trauma dumps about his tragic life, and by each meeting Lucifer and Husk notice how Vox’s sheer hate borderlines on obsession and they share awkward glances every time he starts ranting and shows them his Alastor shrine or something. And when he makes some comments like “Alastor does this and that every day” (some very specific detail about him only a stalker/someone with a long history with Al would know) and the other two are like “how do you know” and he’s like “I just do.”

#vox: it’s not a SHRINE it’s a technique to manifest alastor’s immediate death #husk: sure buddy #it doesn’t borderline in obsession it is obsession #lucifer would also rant about ducks #and vox would be like ‘this is the king of hell i need to let him talk abt his stupid rubber ducks for another hour won’t I’ #husk would be so sick and tired seeing all the problems he perceives from vox and lucifer #vox: and you guys like your coffee like that right? #husk & lucifer: HOW DO YOU KNOWWWW #and at one point they will forget to hate on alastor and become attached to each other #husk has the most real reason to despise alastor #but instead his biggest hater #is just a guy who got rejected by him #and the second biggest hater just hates al bc he’s a lil shit #who tried to pretend having stolen his dad status #vox hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #fic ideas #vox #alastor #husk #lucifer #radiostatic #one-sided as always

[lila-oh]

"- Good job 'Fei, 'Ro's in another space. I totally lost my boyfriend. - What about you? Not reading the book I gave you? - Me? Naaah, I'm a streetrat remember? Gotta maintain the reputation."

I made this for the @gundamzine. I just want them to be fine now.

#Gundam Wing #GW #chang wufei #Heero Yuy #Duo Maxwell #1x2x5 #Wufei x Heero x Duo #Coffee Shop AU #Wufei as a librarian #They all went to therapy lmao #Now Wufei own a library café #I totally see him sheltering people in a cosy place and giving them tea and books to make up for their stressful day #He would even listen to them rant sometimes #Giving some pieces of advice here and then #Quatre wants to live there forever #He goes whenever he can and chats with Wufei #Trowa would say to Wufei one day “it's nice to discover the real you behind all that anger” #And Wufei would be like “sush” #“but yeah” #“took me a while”

[figofswords]

wow I didn’t think reblogging that tea post and then seeing people’s tags would deal me such strong psychic damage. come over I can fix you I can find a tea you will like. “I don’t like tea” how can you say that as a blanket statement when there are so many vastly different kinds of tea. head in hands

#‘it’s like coffee but not good’ #while a cup of black tea does have a great deal less caffeine in it than coffee #it also has a stimulant called l-theanine which is NOT found in coffee #and the more complex combination of the two stimulants hit your system much more slowly #which is why tea doesn’t give you jitters like coffee does #anyone who’s like wow I need my coffee to survive but I hate that it makes me nauseous and gives me heart palpitations and bad breath #to you I say. wean yourself off coffee and onto tea!!!!!!! #but WAIT I can keep going. nauseous? ginger tea. sore throat? peppermint contains menthol which works as a numbing agent #green and black teas are both very high in antioxidants #chamomile and lavender do both have a calming affect #BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TASTE I hear you say #IT TASTES LIKE GRASS. try a floral tea or a black tea or chai or Thai tea #ITS SO BITTER you’re either steeping it for too long or the water you’re using is too hot #not to sound like I’m fucking uncle iroh or something I just apparnerlt have strong thoughts and feelings about tea #I can’t handle ppl going ugh I hate tea and it’s like. overbrewed lipton in microwaved tap water. #anyway MY favorites are jasmine and lavender earl grey #and currently I’m really into this corn silk tea my brother bought me at h mart #it’s like gen mai cha but even more #congrats for making it this far into my tea rant tags. if you comment your tastes I can give you a personalized tea recommendation

[anophiles]

orange espresso 🍊☕

#ferdibert #ferdinand von aegir #hubert von vestra #fire emblem three houses #fe3h #orange espresso #orange freshpresso #i was ranting to my friend about how orange espresso is good but no one understands #and she said “tbh orange espresso is such a ferdibert drink” and wow she was so right for it?? #black + orange?? #bitter and refreshing??? #coffee and juice??? #now i want to drink orange espresso #my art

[coffee-n-sleep]

I hate math homework

#been on it for 3 hrs #coffee rants

[theggning]

One thing I think the game and fandom gloss over a bit is the fact that Godot has a very understandable reason for his grudge against Phoenix. By and large, both canon and fandom focus on Godot's anger at Phoenix as a projection of his own guilt and grief at Mia's death (and fandom likes to willfully misconstrue this as sexism, a take I'm sick to death of.) But it is also pointed out that Phoenix was very much an accessory to Diego's poisoning.

I mean, not willingly, of course. Phoenix is another unwitting victim of Dahlia's manipulations, and he clearly has no idea he's being used to hide the necklace that would implicate her in a crime. He would never be found legally culpable of Diego's attempted murder. But I feel like it is completely natural and understandable for Godot to be angry about it, learning after the fact that his blatantly obvious "murder" was an unsolvable mystery for nearly a year because some dingus walked off with the evidence. How could anyone have fallen for Dahlia's act like that? How could he have been so stupid and gullible? And now that idiot has "inherited" Mia's legacy? Of course Godot's pissed off about it. I would ALSO be pissed off if someone I perceived as culpable in an awful, life-ruining crime against me were enjoying what I perceived as unearned success tangentially on the back of my suffering!

There are also, no doubt, plenty of desperate "what ifs" in his mind, what could have happened if the necklace didn't go missing. What if having a sample of the poison could have helped the doctors save him? What if there was a way to reverse it, or mitigate the damage to his body? What if he could have woken up sooner than he did? What if he could have been there and saved her?

Is Diego's poisoning in any way Phoenix's fault? Of course not. Would having the evidence in hand have saved Diego, or changed any of the horrible toll the poison took on his body? Who knows? Is any of this rational? No, but human feelings rarely are, and Diego falls into a particularly awful place mentally and emotionally when he awakens. With his life ruined, his body a wreck, and his love gone forever, he feels nothing but hatred for the oblivious idiot who fell for Dahlia Hawthorne's act. The man who let his guard down and let her manipulate him. The man arrogant enough to call himself a "defense lawyer" who wasn't there when Mia Fey was brutally murdered. And what if he could have saved her, if only he was?

And also he's mad at Phoenix. But only incidentally for the more concrete fact that he unintentionally "helped" Dahlia poison Diego. I think this is partially why so many people accuse Godot of holding a grudge "for no reason." The narrative gives much greater weight to the self-hatred/projection aspect of Godot's anger, and that's a lot more nebulous and hard to nail down than a straightforward "I hate you because you did X."

Phoenix didn't really "do" anything. Neither Diego's poisoning nor Mia's death were in any way his fault. But crucially, that's one other thing glossed over too easily: it wasn't Diego's fault either. Though T&T leaves off with Diego once again heaping the blame on his own shoulders, I desperately hope that in the aftermath, Phoenix or Mia or a licensed therapist get to sit him down and help him realize this.

Diego doesn't need to forgive Phoenix. He needs to forgive himself.

#ace attorney #trials and tribulations spoilers #aa3 spoilers #ace attorney meta #godot #diego armando #well this started as a rant on one idea and turned into another #but hey i haven't pepe silvia'd about sad funny coffee man in a while so here u go #i think it's extremely notable that neither maya nor phoenix nor mia are angry at godot #maya especially #the compassion of this cast is one of my favorite things about it #and i believe the narrative's position on said compassion is very clear and obvious

[looney-mooney-studio]

Hey. Hey. I fuckin love Dead End: Paranormal Park. It SLAPS, the writing is amazing, the cast is really fun and diverse, and these two gremlins are my favorites. Expect more, probably

Based on one of the incorrect quotes from a post by @barney-x-logs-is-otp - link in the reblog!

#dead end: paranormal park #de:pp courtney #de:pp pugsley #dead end incorrect quotes #deadendia #paranormal park #fanart #artists on tumblr #comic #storyboarding #??? #I mean I used storyboarding techniques to make this so #looney mooney rants #mooneyart #looney mooney art #Courtney is short enough for a coffee table to work as a standing desk and I love that for her

[midsummerkissess]

the concept of "cringe" and "cool" is so idiotic bcz who cares??? the world is so pretty?? sing off key. wear that bad outfit cause it makes you happy. do that one hobby everyone despises. i love you. im rooting for you <3

#dark acadamia quotes #light academia #literature quotes #romanticism #book aesthetic #classic books #books and coffee #dark academia books #relatable #readblr #just ranting #random rants #rants #rant alert #rant #dgaf #i love you #im rooting for you #ilysm mwah #hilarious memes #funny memes #memes #tumblraesthetic #tumblr girlies #tumblr newbies #writers on tumblr #bookblr

[coffeewritesfiction]

Dear Google,

I realize this may be hard for you to understand, but, if you take away my ability to block ads on Youtube, I am not going to start paying for your premium service. I'm going to stop using Youtube. Adblock is necessary because you can't be trusted with the content and quantity of ads you show us. If you're so desperate to squeeze blood from a stone, keep on doing this, but you're not going to like what you get.

#from coffee #ranting #I'm so fed up with this lol #youtube ads #adblock #ublock origin

[ihopeucomehomesoon]

i won’t hold people to the same standards i have on myself in terms of friendship bc everyone shows they care in different ways

#this is a part affirmation and part intro to a rant i need to unleash #but i’ll leave it in the tags here bc it feels safer lol #it’s abt my housemate the other day when we had our last class which is online but our previous classes were in person so as a class we #usually just pull it up on the main computer and broadcast the zoom in the classroom #but on this day the class before this zoom class got out early so lots of people went home early to just watch it on their own zoom or wtvr #so the row i sit in was pretty empty except for me my housemate and our two friends #and usually my housemate sits on my right but she got up and moved to sit on the other side next to our other friend and said nothing #and i didn’t want to say anything bc i was kinda sad/offended even though #her moving seats probably has nothing to do with me and much rather her personal preference i can’t help but think negatively abt myself #also one morning we were both off she went to the smoothie shop and coffee shop and just went to pick up her orders and i felt the same #reaction of like sad/offended bc she didn’t consider me at al like what if i wanted a smoothie too! TF #or coffee even though i don’t drink coffee anymore wtvr #my thoughts on her and my friendship are kinda rocky bc we feel so out of sync #i feel like she’s always in her own world and it’s hard to get through to her and become real friends #it’s whatever not all friendships can be deep and meaningful

[bigsharkguy]

hey guys guess what ive been into recently

#persona 5 #ann takamaki #ryuji sakamoto #ren amamiya #akira kurusu #persona 5 joker #persona 5 protagonist #why does he have so many names #i cant judge im known by like 5 #the ann and ryuji drawing r a bit older so they arent as good as mc and yusuke #im actually losing my mind over these goobers #yusuke is literally me btw #posting shit anywhere else is so annoying where else am i gonna go on pointless rants that no one reads #if youre reading this whats ur favorite beverage :3 #i love coffee

[accidentallyadoptedbybatman]

Tim is a cryptid to the world

Everyone agrees Tims a lil frightening even the media knows this. He’s the hardest to get photos of (excluding cass) both before and after his Robin days. There are 4 known pictures of Tim on the internet. 3 are blurry and 1 is of his first day as CEO and thats it.

He knows things he shouldn’t. He’ll appear in Dicks room at just before Dick falls asleep to put Dick’s presents or new gadgets in his house. All Dick sees is a weird shadow place down new sticks before literally disappearing.

Damian didnt meet Tim till 3 months after he arrived in Gotham and generally thought Batman had lost his current Robin. He wasn’t happy to realise that “no we have a Robin you can’t be it”

He wakes his teammates up at 3 to go see weird constellations or moons or to hand them evidence they need.

The JL has seen him once and all he did was enter through the vents mid meeting, tell Batman he was stealing his lunch, chug an entire large expresso (just expresso shots in a mug) and a multiple energy drinks, before hacking into the computer and leave. He wasn’t even suited up. He had a blanket over him and his mask was hitting the light in a way that made them glow. When asked Batman won’t say who he is just that he’s “smarter than me”

Half of the celebrity world doesn’t think he exists, you glimpse him at galas but there’s no photo, the first journalist to get an interview with him gets half a million from red hood and the internet thinks Tim’s awesome and want to know how he disappears

#HOWEVER THERES HUNDREDS OF PHOTOS OF RED ROBIN FALLING OFF BUILDINGS CHUGGING COFFEE #tim drake is a cryptid and you can tell me otherwise #tim drake #red robin #robin #batman #bruce wayne #batfam #dc #red hood #damian wayne #gotham #dc comics #dc universe #batfamily #nightwing #justice league #the insomiac rants