Me when assignments:
Assignment: write a discussion post
Me: did you say, ”write an essay?”
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Memes & work shenanigans
Meme made with horror old time films adds (those screencaps come from @tyaniss post, thanks to @alwayschasingrainbows for reposting It! )
The memes are mine though.
Context or POV :
You are a college/high school teacher and Next week you have the assessment board to grade students before spring break ...
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Student: Teacher, you think Its possible i can pass this trimester with 2/3 exams failed If I make the extra work you said in class?
Students: We know you said the groups have to be of 2, but can we be 3? The more we are the better the presentation would be 🥺
The principal : Tomorrow we have the assessment board, Dont worry, this trimester will be shorter! Just from 16:00 to 20:30h!
Teachers : 🤨😱
Teacher (me) : Today we have exam
Students:
Student : Teacher, have! The homework of this trimester before the due date's day!
Teacher :
Teacher : Do you have any question before we start the exam? Any doubt?
Students: Nope, Its okay
Teacher :
Student Who was a terror and failed the last trimester , this trimester behaves, studies and get an A+ :
Beginning of the Assessment board...
Principal: How many students passed every subject this trimester?
Teachers:
And...The ending of the assessment board evaluation week + beggining of holiday
Teachers and students:
....
Guess Who have assessment board Next week? 🙄
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really going through it rn trying to figure out gender & personal style & sense of self etc while nearly every day of my life i wear the same three gowns & pretend to be somebody else
and then save my identity crisis for my days off
also im a little worried about what the effects of t will do to lucy. im so excited to read more physically androgynous when im me, but im thinking about the way my more visibly trans/nb/gnc colleagues are received by guests and im like. I have no idea what my voice is going to do over the next several months/year and idk if guests being thrown off by it will be affirming or just mortifying. im less worried about other changes interfering w my job (esp bc my dad and both grandfathers have never had much facial hair, so i don't anticipate that being much of a thing for me), but idk.
i know im a nonbinary lesbian outside of work and im still figuring out what that means and how I want to present myself as such, but there's this dead cishet woman I've just gotten all tangled up with, and her presence adds such a weird layer of complexity to the Figuring Things Out process
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Watch out. Now that the fall semester is almost over, and I won't have weekly discussion boards tying me down, I can go rampant.
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To those of you taking any AP exam in the near future, remember that if you pass out and die in the middle of the exam, you will not be allowed to retake the test, or receive a refund.
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so in tgcf to become a martial god you have to cultivate a lot and/or do really heroic stuff and then pass a heavenly tribulation, right? whats the process for becoming a literature god? is it just like. getting a really good grade on the xianxia SAT (“civil exams”)? you fill in the last bubble on the xianxia scantron and then a bunch of lightning strikes your seat and then, bam! godhood! all your college civil service application prepwork gone COMPLETELY to waste—
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All I gotta say about the AP lit test I took today is what the actual heck was that. What the actual heck?
. . .
That’s it. Go on with your day now.
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