#cutting quotes

[thatfragilecapricorn30]

damn. david was so right for this.

#yes i cut out some of the quote bc i wanted to focus on this part #but mulder checking in with scully #and looking for her opinion even when he knows he’s gonna disagree #is very sexy #david duchovny #the x files #txf #msr #my.txf

[ao3-crack]

(x)

#archive of our own #ao3 stuff #ao3 quotes #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #bowl cut witchcraft #yeah #I don’t have anything else to say about that

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

Only the most important bits of the dev stream (trust me) with subtitles!

#ultrakill #alright. now go watch that 7 hour vid if you haven't done so already. #is he... you know. domtext #i made this for ME but also to get used to my new video editing software lol #subtitles are not 100% accurate since i cut out most of the filler um/uh/likes #the subtitle feature does not have a spell check.... sorry if i missed a mistake somewhere lol #yeah lets post this at 11 PM what a good idea #video #the parts with quotes around them arent. consistent. i did not notice. oh well i guess ill just die then its fine

[iamnmbr3]

Harry: The true master of the Elder Wand was Draco Malfoy.

Voldemort: Oh no not this again. I had enough of your Malfoy obsession during sixth year.

#Voldemort: I cut off our connection for an entire year because I got so sick of your constant thoughts about Malfoy. #Voldemort: I'm sure I didn't miss anything important. #drarry #crack #Harry Potter #humor #incorrect harry potter quotes #my post

[inkopolis-news-official]

to all of splatsville... happy holidays

#time to celebrate one of my favorite times of year.... seasons greasons #splatoon 3 #incorrect quotes #deep cut #consider this an early frostyfest post

[humanshark]

Guys I made the Gibson/Jill scene into an iCarly episode 🙏

#this one is for everyone quoting SAFE HOUSE in my reblogs #you are absolutely right I should have never cut it off #saw 3d is a comedy #saw #saw 3d #saw 2004 #saw franchise #saw movies #sawposting #chainshipping #whoever caught that little detail gets a kiss #jill tuck #matt gibson #jigsaw #john kramer

[liorlen]

Pyr y’n gwna ni byrhoedled? / Digawn llawryded, / kywestwch a bed.

#‘then our lives are cut short: why? / it will make for great sorrow. / that long stay in the grave.’ #translation taken from gwyneth lewis and rowan williams’ the book of taliesin #transcription of the original welsh taken from marged haycock’s legendary poems from the book of taliesin #poem is the mabgyfreu taliesin / the works of young taliesin #Read my medieval welsh poetry quotes boy #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #I know people prolly will be less likely to reblog this or whatever bc of the welsh quote. idc #I WILL subject people to medieval welsh poetry and that is a threat #also side note for folks that speak welsh that read this: medieval welsh had k it literally is just a c. and there was no dd #it’s a dd or a d based on context #I can’t remember other specifics related to this passage to explain #I learned/am learning medieval welsh alongside modern welsh so my sensibilities are kinda fucked

[tatersdoesstuff]

something something pain doesnt make people love makes people + love being the reason ashtons alive etc

#critical role #ashton greymoore #fearne calloway #fresh cut grass #fcg #bells hells #c3e77 #cr spoilers #callowmoore #love reusing quotes in other contects mmm #taters does art

[moonys-library]

"i swear on my life" bitch you're suicidal swear on something else

#suicidal #suicide note #suicide #suicidal thoughts #depression #depressed #depressing shit #sad #sadness #selfhate #self hate #selfharm #self harm #deep cuts #sad quotes #kill myself #kms #die

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie @ her gf during hotel battle: "I am looking.. respectfully..."

Vaggie: "Fight now be gay later sweetie~"

Charlie, still looking: "IM TRYING!!!"

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #chaggie #incorrect quotes #a missing scene probably #we cut away from it but in my heart im gay and charlie's stupid in love with her gf and that means in the brief moment things were going ok #she probably #got a little sidetracked at least once #her first time seeing her ex-exorcist gf in actual battle after all #canon says she was having trouble focusing on the fight #no way vaggie didn't Also distract her a Little

[fandom-trash-goblin]

It's Crazy About ORV hours (once more)

listen i'm actually collecting this stuff now, and i've started using polls because wow some of them are spot on. cheers to me. dedicated to @chocolatemalt (my darling you've been summoned) and @yeetsintotheabyss (hi! it's indeed our orv audience)

link to part 1, part 2, part 3 and a webweave i made out of story snippets that is yoo joonghyuk centric

also, poll images 1,2, poll image 3, poll image 4,5, poll image 6,7

#kim dokja #orv #omniscient reader's viewpoint #yoo joonghyuk #han sooyoung #yoohankim #joongdok #kimcom #webweaving #webweave #web weaving #literature #tumblr quotes #richard siken #poetry #*mine: graphics #tropes #listen okay i remember kim dokja saying he'd love to live in a big house #its cannon #kim dokja company #omniscent reader #tropes galore #also see that poll so close. for semantics sake assume it's 49-51. i wanted the symbolism (no it's not actually 49-51 but can't you imagine #it would have been perfect. hence i cut out the result. oops #poems and quotes #if a writer falls in love with you; you can never die #goddamn #that quote was written for kdj i couldn't no include it #okay commentary over

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Apple Seed 16: Baby of Mine

-Baby Cries Echo Through the Hotel-

Lucifer: (slowly getting more and more excited) B-Baby. Baby. Th-That's a baby! Ha-HA!!! The baby's here! (sprints up the staircase)

Hazbins: (all exchange glances and speed after Lucifer)

Lucifer: (reaches the door and starts clawing at it like a puppy) Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in? Can I come in?

Carmilla: (opens the door while blocking the way) Quiet! The mother is resting.

Lucifer: (tippy taps his feet impatiently) Mmmmmm!

Carmilla: (rolls her eyes and moves just enough to let Lucifer slide through)

Lucifer: (gasp squeals and scrambles into the room, whispering excitedly) Charlie! Vaggie! How is it? Where's the- (jaw drops as tears spring to his eyes)

Vaggie: (silently crying as she half sits, half lays, on the bed, propping herself up on her elbow as she kisses Charlie's head then the baby's head while stroking the baby's back, being mindful of the slightly lavender colored spots on the shoulder blades that looked like a place for wings to sprout in the future)

(whispering) Lo lograste, mi amor. Lo hiciste. Él es perfecto.

Baby: (fussing slightly against Charlie's chest, and black horns start pushing up from the hairline. They have Vaggie's white-silver hair, curved nose, off grey skin that looks like a mix of both Charlie's and Vaggie's, little white marks accent underneath their eyelashes, little fairy feathered - red hooves that matched Charlie's, and purple circles stand out on their chubby cheeks.)

Charlie: (flushed, sweaty, and crying as she holds the baby to her bare chest and sings) Baby mine, don't you cry. Baby mine, dry your eyes. Rest your head close to my heart. Never to part, baby of mine~

Baby: (horns retreat as they calm down and nestles into Charlie's breast)

Lucifer: (trying so hard not to burst out into a loud wail of a cry at the moment) H-Hey, kiddo. How do you feel?

Charlie: (looks at Lucifer tiredly) Exhausted, ha, but worth it. (nods to the baby) Come say "hello" to your grandson.

Lucifer: (excitedly tippy-taps over and looks at the baby with a coo) Hey, little duckie.... Oh, he's so precious! Look at his little hoofsies! (Tickles the baby's little feathered hooves) They'll harden up in the next week or so. And are those spots fow his wings to show up?! Gee, he really is a perfect mix of both of you! Have you thought of a name? I think Charles would be perfect. Little CJ!

Vaggie: I got shot down with that one already, Sir. (smiling down at the baby as she brushes her finger along his cheek) We decided on Samael.

Lucifer: (eyes widen in shock at his old name from Heaven) S-S-S... A-Are you....

Vaggie: Don't worry, Sir. We're calling him Sammy for short. Samael -Sammy- Lucifer Morningstar.

Baby Sammy: (gives a little, sleepy, gummy smile at his name with a coo)

Lucifer: I-I need a moment! (rushes out the door and immediately wails tears of joy) OOOOOOH-HO-HO-HOOOOOOOOOOOH!!! HE'S SO BEAUTIFUL, EVERYONE!!!!

Hazbins: (sounds of party poppers, bombs exploding and spreading blue smoke everywhere, and kazoos going off fill the room from the hallway) CONGRATULATIONS!!!!

Special Thanks to my friend Sevi for making me this adorable art piece of Sammy!

#apple seed #apple seed au #part 16 #baby of mine #chaggie #charlie #vaggie #pregnant charlie #sammy #lucifer #carmilla carmine #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel incorrect quotes #vaggie has her wedding ring tattooed onto her finger #welcome to Hell little prince #sammy morningstar #chaggie fankid #fankid #special surprise under the cut #baby

[dragonnnfly]

Tuffnut, texting Hiccup: Hiccup! help I’m being kidnapped!

Hiccup: Where are you?

Tuffnut: I’m with some strange person in a car. Help

Hiccup: I’ll call Ruffnut

Ruffnut, answering her phone: Y’ello

Hiccup: Where’s Tuffnut? He texted me that he was being kidnapped

Ruffnut: Tuffnut? Whaddya mean, he’s right next to me-

Ruffnut:

Ruffnut: I’ll call you back *hangs up*

Ruffnut: MY NEW HAIRCUT ISNT THAT BAD

Tuffnut: WHO ARE YOU?!

#after she cut her hair to save Scauldy #httyd #how to train your dragon #hiccup #rtte #race to the edge #incorrect httyd quotes #incorrect rtte quotes #tuffnut #ruffnut #rob #dob #incorrect rob quotes #incorrect dob quotes #riders of berk #defenders of berk #modern au #texting

[inkopolis-news-official]

the hate for mint chip icecream is truly appalling

#love this fest btw. 100% on team mint chip #its the BEST #big man #splatoon 3 #deep cut #incorrect quotes #vanilla vs strawberry vs mint chip

[kitnita]

jake oettinger postgame   —   DAL vs VGK;   game 4   —   04.29.24

[ah, you know ty very well. how hard is it to stay focused throughout everything he’s been through?] yeah, it’s … you know, there’s no one in here that deserves that more than him, and, you know — i live with him, so, i get to see … i’ve been through, you know, everything that he’s gone through this year, and, just, the way that he carries himself, and — you know, there’s no one that puts the team more in first than him and he works his butt off and never has a bad attitude and has just stayed ready for when he got his name called, and played great tonight and, you know, showed that he can step in and, and be a great piece to this team. so, you know, there’s not a lot of people that are gonna be happier for him than me, that’s for sure. 

[i was gonna say, the body language that he shows, just when he’s out there – first one on the ice – i mean, he does all the little things you’re supposed to do to show that you’re a big member of the team, even when he goes, whatever, six, eight games without playing.] exactly. and you’d never know … you know, some guys, you know, carry the way that they’re playing on the ice on their face and you’d never know with him. he’s just, you know — puts the team first, wants what’s best for the team, and, you know, he knows when his number’s called he’s gonna step up. and he’s done that. and, uh, like i said, just so happy for him. and there’s tons of guys in our organization who’re like that, you know, just — everyone wants to win, and you know, not everyone’s going to have the exact role that they want but, you know, if you win the championship at the end of the day it doesn’t matter. 

[just for color, here — you and ty share a house, a condo?] he lives at my house. me and my fiancée’s house, yeah. yep. [does he pay rent?]  uh, we’re still working through that (laughs) yeah. he’s, uh, he’s been on dish duty, so, that’s kinda how he’s paying for his rent right now. [let’s say, maybe give him a little break off — get a goal, you know, goal’s count.] yeah, for sure. for sure, yeah, exactly.  [and, just for color, what type of jersey does your brother wear?] he wears delly’s jersey. yeah, i know — second favorite player, yeah.

#hockey #stars #dallas stars #jake oettinger #ty dellandrea #i am feeling next level unhinged about this just For The Record #remember last year when ty lived w otter & his then gf in their apartment and when he moved out they all talked about missing that?? #now otter and his fiancee have a house & ty lives with them again :) #otter's little brother wears a delly jersey :) #i hope that hockey news instagram that posted their quotes about being a trio w the throuple watch caption is still monitoring this #please talk to me about this btw #i have so many thoughts i cannot even contain all of them in my tags #full transcription of this exchange is below the cut btw!! #mostly so i can have record of it here but also so everyone else can bask in its full unedited glory ...... oh my god. #z:edit

[raeofgayshine]

Bruce Wayne, drunk and full on Brucie mood in the middle of a gala: You know, that accent doesn’t really fit in around here. It’s cute. Where are you from?

Clark, internally debating every life choice that led him to this moment: I’m from Smallville. Kansas.

Bruce, leaning closer to Clark with a flirty smile: Oh you’re cute and funny. You know, I like that in a man.

Clark, very confused but trying to just go along with it: Thank you??

Bruce: I mean, everyone knows that Kansas isn’t real but I do always enjoy a good laugh.

Clark: What.

Bruce: What? Everyone knows that Kansas was made up for Wizard of Oz.

Clark, unsure if Bruce is fucking with him or if he’s just really deep into this dumb act: Bruce, Kansas is a real place. It’s one of the 50 states that make up America.

Bruce, tilting his head a little confused: There’s 50 states? Since when?

#ravenpuff rambles #bruce wayne #Clark Kent #incorrect batman quotes #incorrect batfamily quotes #superbat #if you want to read it like that I mean Bruce is definitely flirting with Clark #and annoying him at the same time but really that’s just their relationship #anyways shout out to my sister who texted me ‘You think Bruce pretends Kansas isn’t real to annoy Clark?’ #haven’t been able to stop thinking about that since then #The thing is Bruce absolutely went into this as just a way to fuck with Clark but he got drunk and maybe leaned in a bit too hard #and then the next thing he knows he’s waking up to the news story ‘Bruce Wayne shocked to find out Kansas is real’ #*cuts to video of a distraught Bruce looking at Clark’s phone where Clark has a map of the US up* #‘See there’s Kansas’ #Bruce: ‘My whole life has been a lie?’ *looks to the camera* ‘Dick Dick did you know that Kansas was *real*’ #Dick snickering: ‘Yeah B they taught us that in school’ #Bruce: ‘Why didn’t anyone tell me?’ #His kids never fucking let him live it down nor do any of them believe Bruce when he tries to defend himself and say he knew Kansas was real #all along. They just pat his arm and go ‘Sure you did B’ #Brucie Wayne my beloved himbo of a man