Am I the only one that is genuinely curious about when Crowley realized(if he did) that:
A) Aziraphale could’ve gotten himself out of the chains in the Bastille EASILY
B) Gabriel wouldn’t have noticed if he performed a miracle to do it
C) Aziraphale seriously tried to hide how happy he was that Crowley came to save him and made him use a miracle on him
Like he lies SO MUCH to Crowley just so he can play Damsel In Distress. Which raises another question.
IS AZIRAPHALE JUST LIVING OUT HIS ROLEPLAYING FANTASIES? BECAUSE I WOULDN’T BE SURPRISED.
Just:
Imagine Crowley in the bookshop and realizing this. Just a loud thud followed by a “HOLD ON A DAMN MINUTE-“ comes from the backroom and Azi is like “Oh, good. He finally figured it out.”
THIS AMUSES ME SO MUCH.
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is the new armored core character actually called 621
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garmadon’s biggest asian father moment was fr when he was like “lloyd…i want you to have a better life than me. I want you to be able to choose your own path” and then promptly telling lloyd that uncle wu has his whole future planned out for him
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How did Reginald figure out Klaus would come back from the dead? Did he just actually kill him? Did Klaus die on accident?
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i feel so bad for nikola tesla like imagine spending years beefing with a guy who has conned the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and you end up dying broke and starving and alone and then 100 years later another guy cons the public into believing he's some sort of supergenius when in reality it's his overworked employees developing all of his world-changing inventions and he's doing it all IN YOUR NAME. he must be rolling in his grave like a fucking rotisserie chicken
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"why should I get invested in shows if they'll just get canceled" I was deeply invested in Heroes (2006) and it was not canceled, it just got really terrible. I also got really invested in the sandwich I had a few weeks ago despite it only lasting like 15 minutes. You must embrace the ephemeral. You must be willing to love things that may not love you back, that might betray you, or that may die an untimely death. As the great philosopher Mr. Mitchell Lee Hedberg said "I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end."
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Today I saw a guy who's literally Shiki Tsukihime at my school and i was enthralled. We managed an elevator together. That was fun, Shiki Tsukihime guy, I hope we cross paths once more.
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I don't think I've seen anyone bring this up so I'll be the brave soul to ask
hey laios where'd you learn to tie people like that buddy
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thinking about bg3 astarion introduction. something very funny about meeting a weird guy on the road and he's like "hey, sorry for trying to stab you. i'm a lawyer btw" and you're like well that seems true. and you click on his picture and see that his character class is just Professional Liar
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