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incorrectbatfam · 8 months

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Wayne Tower yelp reviews pls (wrong answers ofc)

★★★☆☆ Disappointed but not surprised

Was invited to the Wayne Gala held at the Tower this year to accommodate special guests from the Justice League. Was photographed by reporter Clark Kent. Wanted to meet Superman but he didn't show up. Food and atmosphere was good. Got told off for swinging from the chandelier. Why have a chandelier if not for swinging?

★☆☆☆☆ Not even gonna dignify it with a title

I'd give zero stars if I could. The CEO is a massive fucking asshole. He's full of nothing but smooth-brained takes. He claims he'll be there when you need him but never shows up. And when you RIGHTFULLY resent him, he'll turn around and pretend YOU are the bad guy. That isn't even touching on his AUDACITY to replace you so soon after you leave. You think you know this man, you think you've grown to trust him, and then he goes and stabs you in the back. Believe me when I say RUN. Get as FAR away from this company and that bastard Bruce Wayne as you possibly can.

★★☆☆☆ SOS

I work here. Too many emails. Half the execs are Boomers who can't export a PDF. The break room is out of coffee. My dad won't stop visiting the office. When will the nightmare end???

★★★★☆ Imperfect but respectable

I had the opportunity to visit Wayne Tower on Bring Your Child To Work Day. The building is up to code and I was able to view all the health code certifications. I admire that Wayne Enterprises takes care of its employees by allowing ample vacation time, in-house daycare, and well-maintained recreation spaces. The cafeteria did not have as many vegetarian options as I would have preferred, but I have been informed that they operate on a rotating menu, so I shall revisit again next week and possibly amend my review. I would leave five stars but I ran into Tim Drake on the way out and that brought the whole experience down a notch.

★☆☆☆☆ No Chipotle

Was told there was a Chipotle here. Did not find Chipotle.

★★★☆☆ Badge entry didn't work

I'm on the night shift at the company's call center. One time I was already running late but for some reason I couldn't badge in. The janitor wouldn't let me through even though I had proof I was supposed to be here. Had to escalate to the CEO. Still better than working the Batburger drive-thru though.

★★★★★ Hi Dad

Hi Dad.

★★★★☆ Good but...

I love the bathrooms. They're easy to find and very accessible for a wheelchair user like myself. There's plenty of space for me to navigate and the products are top-notch, especially the hot towels. The toaster oven under the sink also doesn't make sense, but then again, my lockscreen is Nightwing so I can't judge.

★★☆☆☆ No cats allowed

I got written permission from the CEO himself to bring my cat to the office, but the doorman turned me away. Next time, there should be better communication between the employees.

★★★★☆ Rooftop makes for good date

I brought my girlfriend up here for our anniversary date. The building has a beautiful view of the city and the restaurant was great. The bread was a little dry, but nothing that a little butter couldn't fix. Unfortunately, she's an on-call detective and we had to cut our evening short, but that's not the staff's fault.

★☆☆☆☆ Got called Bri'ish

Someone called me Bri'ish.

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ms-demeanor · 8 months

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$7.25 $1231

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hyunverse · 1 year

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boyfriend activities ♡⊹ stray kids

stray kids ot8 x reader.

genre — fluff, headcanons.

note — requests are open!! feedback is highly appreciated & this is a collab with user @ariesfiey and by collab i mean we giggled about this in our dorm room. also u can kind of see who's my bias frm this. . . lol

BANG CHAN . . . is the type of boyfriend who'd love late night drives. life in the dorm could be hectic, adding on his work load too. . . ? so much stress. there are times when he needs quiet time, resulting to you receiving a text from him — saying something along the lines of: "pick you up in ten, feeling like going on a late night drive right now." the air-conditioner would be at the right temperature, music at the right volume. in case it gets a little too cold for you, do not fret, he always has an extra jacket hung on the seat for you. he has a playlist specially for late night drives with you, filled with sensual songs that remind him of you. lots of the neighbourhood and cigarettes after sex in the playlist. as chan drives, you could hear the tapping of his pointer against the steering. he'd go for a drive-thru at mcdonalds as well, for nuggets and ice cream. you don't have to worry about a thing, just sit still and pretty beside him and sing along with him. on nights when the stars are exceptionally bright, he'd park at a field and drag you to lay down on grass. stargazing with him is always nice — simply laying in silence as cicadas sing, basking in the warmth of his body beside yours. he's a sucker for holding hands as well, so you'll never feel your hands get cold.

LEE KNOW. . . would take you cafe-hunting. it's a known fact that minho's the kind to be eager to visit famous cafes. he's not a fan of tiktok but ever since you mentioned the abundance of cafe content on tiktok, he downloaded it solely to look at cafe reviews. he'd even go to the lengths of reading articles too. if you ever look at his google bookmarks, it's filled with articles of cafes he'd love to take you someday. while you're at it, check his notes app too — there's a folder entitled "y/n," full of places to visit with you and even your interests. if he wants to visit a particular place with you, he'd have to check if the place fulfills your likes and dislikes, wouldn't he? he wouldn't just take you to any trendy place, he'd double-check to ensure that the cafe serves the types of food you like, the scenery you enjoy. a lot of the cafes he takes you to have pretty backgrounds so he could snap beautiful pictures of you. minho's also the type of boyfriend to hold your doors and drag a chair out for you. a total gentleman. you wouldn't have to lift a finger with him — he'll plan the date, he'll do the reserving, he'll open the doors, hell, he's the one to swipe his credit card against the merchant. one of the cafes he'd take you to would definitely be a cat cafe. you and cats? heaven in earth for him. minho has special places he never shows anyone but you're an exception. he'd happily show you the spots he'd go to everytime life gets a little tough.

CHANGBIN. . . is a family person. the moment your relationship gets serious, don't be shocked to find out that he constantly talks about you to his family. changbin's family is everything to him, so he'd definitely let them know about the person he's currently dating. just three months in, and he's already inviting you to his family gatherings. (only if you're comfortable, of course!) if you get nervous, he'd gladly give you tips to win over his family's heart. when you help his mother out in the kitchen, he'd lean against the door frame in awe, watching his two favourite people work together. extra points if you bring a fruits basket for his family — you could visibly see him swoon even more for you. on the dinner table, you'll be shocked to hear his mother ask you questions about work, saying things like, "so i heard you just started a new job, how's it going?" it really shows that he truly talks about you to his family a lot. his mother even has a couple pictures of you two together in her phone, for her to show it off to other relatives.

HYUNJIN. . . thinks picnics is the most intimate activity ever. the thought and the care you'd have to put into having a picnic is a lot. he loves the process of having a picnic — from choosing a spot, preparing the food down to having it itself. he'd happily drive around to look for spots to have a picnic at, would save the location in his phone. usually, hyunjin would choose a spot with colorful flowers scattered across green grass. he's not one to wake up early in the morning but if you suggest a picnic at dawn then he's totally down. would be glad to be waken up early solely to help you prepare the food for the picnic. he's half-asleep on the kitchen counter seat while you make sandwiches but hey, the little snores he lets out is adorable. he thinks it's cheesy that you cut the sandwiches into heart shapes but you know he secretly adores it. if he hates it so much, he wouldn't take pictures of them to upload on bubble, would he? on days when hyunjin feels particularly fancy, he'd help you make a charcuterie board. he'd wake up early in the morning to take you grocery shopping, an airpod in his ear and the other in yours as you stroll down the aisles hand in hand in search of ingredients. he'd look for seedless grapes and the best tasting cheese. i can see him being excited to organize the ingredients onto a wooden platter, would even request you to pop the grapes into his mouth like he's some sort of king. hyunjin would also pack his sketch book and art supplies. he'd make you pose and paint a portrait of you. the reward you'll get is kisses in between the painting session. if you're the artsy type, he'd definitely ask you to paint him too, wants to see how you perceive him. he finds you so pretty when he slips a flower in your hair (or your hijab!) homeboy would take a gazillion pictures of you on his camera. when neither of you feel like painting, he'd write love poems. he'd write the most endearing verses about you — how he thinks you're the most enchanting person he's ever met. sometimes, he'd take kkami along too! you'd end up laughing while watching him and his beloved puppy play fetch, it's like your own little family. picnics with hyunjin are always intimate, you could lay down on the blanket with him for hours.

HAN. . . is a homebody. lounging around in his room with you is sufficient for him. jisung doesn't mind repetitive routine, so much that it has become an unspoken routine for you to pop up by his door every wednesday only in his sweatshirt and his sweatpants which you stole ages ago. despite expecting your visit, he always has the biggest grin ever at the sight of your darling face. the automatic question you'll get everytime you show up is: "wanna order takeout?" the two of you already have your favourite restaurants' numbers in favourites. even the servers would already remember your names and usual orders. he loves holding you on the couch, bodies entangled while watching a tv show or a movie. jisung would totally try to get you into anime — would make you watch his favourite ones. i feel like he'd enjoy animes like jujutsu kaisen and attack on titan — you can't tell me his favourite character wouldn't be itadori yuji. don't fret, he'd take into account your suggestions as well. he had written the shows you and him plan to watch somewhere in his notes app. days when felix happen to be baking would be the best, he'd steal brownies from the younger, earning groans. oh! and if he finds out you watched a latest episode of a show without him, he'd turn all whiny. series of "you don't love me anymore," "you're a traitor!" would slip past his lips.

FELIX. . . is a baker through and through! everybody knows this boy unwinds by baking, and he'd happily bake with you! you never not have a good time with this boy, he's so passionate when it comes to baking. would send you recipes he wants to try, is even generous enough to share his brownies recipe with you. he'd stand behind you, one hand on your waist and the other on your hand as you mix the ingredients in a bowl. occasional flour fights, no doubt about it — so much fun that sometimes seungmin and jeongin would join in. you can send a recipe video on tiktok and he'd immediately reply by saying, "let's go!" the next thing you know, he sends you a picture of a grocery cart full of the ingredients required. loves baking cookies with you, to the point where he'd make ones with fun shapes. on days when you're stressed at work, you'll find a container of heart-shaped cookies along with a note on your office desk. isn't he the most precious angel? he'd suggest to bake extra too, to send to your family and friends :(( near the holidays, you two would have a gingerbread house competition. loser has to do the winner's laundry for a week! he'd get so competitive. expect him to be so focused, tongue poking out at the side of his mouth, piping bag tightly held in hand. so focused that even when you swipe some batter onto his cheek, he wouldn't notice. he'd decorate his gingerbread house so prettily, full of m&ms as festive lights and icing sugar as snow. he claims that it's your future house with him. felix would be such a darling boyfriend.

SEUNGMIN. . . is your typical english major. his love for books would infect you as well. an ideal date for him would be to bask in each other's company, a book in each one's hands. at times you'd read in his room, at a cafe or at a library. . . any peaceful place you can find. you'd be seated on his lap, head buried in his chest. he would be holding the book over your head, legs wrapped around your waist. reading dates become so often that you'd have a designated spot at your local library. it's a spot by a window sill, overlooking a lake, with two bean bags (though you usually share one) and a marble coffee table. even the librarian knows the two of you! coos everytime you walk in with him, hand wrapped around his pinky. after your reading sessions you'd walk to a cafe nearby to get donuts and coffees. i believe seungmin is one to dog-ear his pages and open the book as wide as he could. you can lecture him and get him bookmarks yet he wouldn't listen — in his opinion, how destroyed a book gets mirror how much he enjoyed reading it. this boy annotates his book too — thoughts scribbled onto pages, some words circled. the cutest thing is when you find certain scenes underlined, with "reminds me of y/n" written at the side. seungmin pretends to be unbothered but he's actually such a pining boyfriend at heart. he remembers your favourite genres, so it's not a shocker if he gifts you a book out of nowhere, without any special occasion. i also think that he would want to annotate one book together with you! your annotations would be in blue, his in black. it's nice to reread and see the annotations, they make him smile.

I.N. . . is a sucker for matching outfits! so much that he literally plans to match an outfit with you three days ahead of the planned date. some of the matching outfits you'd do is him in a green sweatshirt, while your skirt is the same colour. it's not the exact same outfit, it matches in a subtle yet obvious way. he gets so into matching outfits with you that he has a whole pinterest board dedicated to matching outfits inspiration. the name of the pinterest board would be some corny shit he would never admit to you. this man would quite literally lay out the clothes for you on your bed. all you'd have to do is to put them on. would want to do your make-up as well! you'd sit in front of him on the floor, legs criss-crossed as he dabs blusher onto your cheeks. puckers up his lips in order to make you pucker up yours, then would put on lipstick carefully. after you're done, be ready to twirl in front of him about a billion times. he just can't get enough of you! can't get enough of how beautiful you look in an outfit matching his, can't get over the pretty smile youd have plastered on your face. he's also the type to take mirror selfies with you. it's a must for him to have at least one mirror selfie with you everytime you coordinate clothes. would change his lockscreen to a different mirror selfie every week too. it's to the point where the boys would notice — jeongin gets teased for being damn whipped but he doesn't care. he enjoys doing it with you, anyway. also! sneaky pictures! jeongin would 100% sneakily take candid photos of you, for the times when he misses you. he'd adoringly stare at those photos. everytime he comes home from tour, he'd buy you clothes or souveniers that he thinks you'd like. he never takes off the matching rings he has with you either — it's embedded on his skin like a tattoo. jeongin's big on matching things and giving gifts — and he's not shy to let it be known.

taglist (send an ask to be added!) — @ariesfiey , @zoe8stay , @starlostseungmin , @hwajin , @bakugossanity

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robsheridan · 1 year

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Getting psyched for the Big Game with my favorite sports movie, 1981’s CANNIBAL QUARTERBACK. A schlocky low-budget grindhouse splatterfest, the film is impossible to track down but cherished by aficionados of tasteless cinema. Although it contains no sex scenes, it received an X rating for “senseless, prolonged nudity and graphic violence” thanks largely to its notorious “cheerleader blood orgy” scene, which at 27 grueling minutes accounts for nearly a third of the entire film.

In CANNIBAL QUARTERBACK, radioactive waste from a secretive government facility leaks into the farm of cattle destined for leather, and a football made from the mutated cows finds its way to the local college football team. At first the mysterious football seems to give the players power and stamina on the field. But what follows is anger, violent rage, and an intense hunger for raw bloody meat. When gobbling beef before each game is no longer enough, the gruesome killings begin; students begin disappearing, and mangled bodies turn up around the stadium, the flesh chewed off them.

Consuming human flesh begins to change the players, mutating them one by one into savage creatures who yearn only for blood. Their coach, greedy for the wins his newly supercharged players are bringing, tries to conceal the dark secret of the team and even helps lure unsuspecting students into the locker room to become pre-game snacks. The big game against their rival team proceeds as planned despite the growing body count, and all hell breaks loose on the field. The rage and bloodlust of the now monstrous players can no longer be contained, nor can the sickness afflicting them, which spreads rapidly to the other team — and the cheerleaders.

A fight between the rival cheer squads quickly descends into a cannibalistic orgy of gore. In a trance-like state, drunk on an abundance of nubile flesh, the possessed women tear each other apart and writhe in their blood and guts, consuming their bodies layer by layer until the locker room is a formless heap of meat and bone.

Meanwhile, the violence on the field has continued, the teams of deranged mutants engaged in a twisted "game," savagely competing to devour each other all through the night until only the strongest cannibal remains.

The film’s final scene sees the sun rising on a field of grotesque death, with only a few mindless cannibal monsters still alive, wandering around seeking new blood. But a bizarre post-credits scene returns to the radioactive farmlands of the opening shot, where humanoid mutant cows are seen emerging ominously from the glowing green ooze that created them. A planned sequel of mutant cow creatures seeking revenge on the humans for slaughtering their kind was supposedly filmed but never completed.

Auteur underground horror director Ron Sharletan, fresh off the success of 1977’s DRIVE-THRU OF DEATH, described CANNIBAL QUARTERBACK as “a commentary on the corruption of school sports and the toxic American obsession with zero-sum victory at all costs.” Upon receiving an X rating from the MPAA for the film’s “excessive graphic violence and nudity,” Sharletan refused to edit the film despite the rating meaning near-certain commercial failure for the film. “Art is not defined by censors,” Sharletan said in a statement, “and my vision will not be sacrificed on the altar of mass market puritanism.” Thus, the film had an almost non-existent theatrical release, and only found its niche audience years later on VHS.

Critical reviews were unkind, with many reviewers walking out of press screenings during the film’s notoriously graphic 27-minute “cheerleader blood orgy.” Gene Siskel wrote: “I’m envious of my colleagues who made the wise decision to abandon this cinematic atrocity, because having enduring the full length of the film, I can assure you dear reader that there is no merit to be found on the other side.”

Peter Travers called the film “regressive, exploitative trash” and Sports Illustrated’s review said “such excessive violence and sexism make a mockery of the beautiful game of football.”

Little is known about why the planned sequel fell apart before completion, but one crew member described it as “a drug-addled trainwreck” and “the worst filming experience of my life.” The never-seen footage from the sequel has become a “holy grail” for underground cinema aficionados.

Official CANNIBAL QUARTERBACK t-shirts now available at Glitch Goods!

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NOTE: This film does not actually exist outside of my imagination. This alternate history horror story is part of my NightmAIres series exploring media and events that never existed, conceived by me and visualized with synthography. Some other entries in this series include Cyborg Slaves of Satan, The Macy's Thanksgiving Day "Blood Parade", World Without Christmas, Rankin/Bass' 1967 Krampus TV Special, Children of Irradiated Skies, Jodorowsky's Frasier, David Lynch's Perfect Strangers.

#rob sheridan #synthography #alternate history #nightmaires #ai horror #midjourney #ai art #football #superbowl #80s horror #grindhouse #exploitation film #cult cinema

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parallel-2-anywhere · 2 years

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World of Wyldrvir A Wholesome TTRPG

Hey! Have you wanted a Tabletop Roleplaying Game about a magical roadtrip through a wild and everchanging landscape with you and your best friends, without the worries of fighting or combat impeding your journey? If so consider checking out World of Wyldrvir! An indie TTRPG made over the quarantine! Wyldrvir is a totally free TTRPG that has been working in a combat free and wholesome Saturday morning cartoon style of world with adorable art and simple roleplay focused storytelling!

Wyldrvir is made with the express purpose of fun, lighthearted escapism into a world where magic is new, everything is ready and ripe to be discovered, and people seek only the best interests of one another. Conflicts will arise, of course, but Worldsoul willing, everything will always work out for the better in the end. In this world where magic is directly linked to nature, and everyone works together to keep the natural world clean and bright. Your characters only goal is to explore!

The game is super simple with only a few basic roles to remember, and a massive ability for customization. You can make your own skills and make them as strange and wonderful as you would like.

At the moment the core book exists both on Itchio and Drivethru RPG. (The Drive Thru version has the chance to purchase the book physically as well!) prices for all versions are all under 20 dollars so you can pick it up painlessly! There is also a pirate themed expansion out as well for more nautical adventures! There are plans for a lot more expansions coming out as well! We have an active Discord server for the project so you can organize one-shots, and a mini podcast so you can hear a group playing it as well! You can check it all out on our Youtube channel!

There is also 2 custom made music tracks for the world! You can listen to those here! There is so much more we can talk about but I am going to point you to the reviews we have received from all these wonderful TTRPG creators!

We hope our paths cross out on the road fellow travelers!

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ardourie · 3 months

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hope this isnt too much of an ask but do you have any advice on apartment hunting?

erm im not approved yet so i cant give solid advice but some pointers are if theirs any reviews of the place mentioning mold problems dont go after it even if the price is cheap, bugs are easy to deal with, mold is not, take a drive in the area of the place ur checking out, ermmm make sure the leasing company ur calling has friendly and very eager to contact employees, the type who call or email you first after you view an available apartment …erm what else pet rental fees shouldn’t go over 50 dollars bc id avoid that, places that have 3d walk thrus of units are better than ones that only give pictures, and try to find places that bundle utilities oh and don’t bother with places that make u pay for parking that’s it

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lostbbygorl · 11 months

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HOW TO MAKE THE IDOL A GOOD SHOW

Listen to the fans and make Jennie a villain. Trust me the reviews are gonna change OVERNIGHT who doesn't like a pretty, talented, chic villain who's snakey and a backstabber and totally power hungry and ur bestie to ur face but really just playing mind games with you?

Improve the soundtrack like ngl it's so underwhelming for a show focusing on the music industry like idk give us edgy sex music give us synth beats give us smth jay park would beg on his knees for give us 2013 emo era BTS give us a blackpink song reminiscent of sour candy give us another the weeknd and ldr collab

Give some more substance to Troye Sivan's character. Okay so he's one of Jocelyn's besties and helps her out. He's clearly more headstrong than her assistant so why don't we make him a super perceptive guy who is actively tryna hunt tedros down and like idk openly has beef with him? why dont we make him reign hell over his bestie?

Keep it risque but keep but sex scenes moderate and if not, make them uhhmmmm... not literal torture porn

STICK TO ONE DAMN THING DAMMIT or tackle each part of the plot smartly like how abt we have tedros manipulate, groom and brainwash jocelyn and isolate her from everyone else but wrap it up with a pretty, sexy, "i understand you and im just tryna help u and i really care abt u" bow and be her shoulder to cry on while she actively tries to deal with her leaked photo situation and show us flashbacks to the start of her career and her mom's death and how she deals with her mental health (other than dependency on cigs) and like have her serve the c word with some BANGING music as we do all that and like wheres the cult parts that was mentioned in the trailer? give us smth spooky and culty

Have Jocelyn's assistant WOMAN UP like i want her to be a good girl gone bad i want her to be tired of getting pushed around and i want her to lose it and cut her hair and wear an ungodly amount of eyeliner and buy a gun and drop as many f bombs as possible and go thru a rough patch with jocelyn

It would be so interesting to see Tedros try and win over Jocelyn's team like play them as well as hes playing Jocelyn but not entirely

Give us Tedros' backstory

Have Jocelyn do smth DIABOLICAL like have her leak someone's nudes or drive over a pedestrian while drunk idk let's see her heart turn COLD

more alexa demie cameos pls

#hbo the idol #the idol #jennie the idol #jennie kim #troye sivan #troye sivan the idol #hbo max series #hbo max originals #hbo max the idol #lily rose depp #lily rose depp the idol #the idol hbo #the idol 2023 #cannes film festival #the weeknd #the weeknd the idol

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faghubby · 1 year

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Friends II

"Paul go have fun" Helen told me. After the hundredth time I asked her if she was okay with me having a bachelor party. She was after all going out with the girls for her Bachelorette party to an all male review. Derrick picked me up and I kissed Helen goodnight. I had no idea what the plans where and was surprised when he drove to the old lookoutspit.

"Remember what we used to do here?" He asked grabbing his cock thru his pants.

"That was a long time ago" I stuttered a bit. As my dick got hard.

"Have you ever been with anyone else?" He asked.

"Yes, me and Helen are very active" I told him I felt uncomfortable but excited at the same time.

"I meant another man" he clarified.

"No, only you" I told him. He grabbed my hand and pulled it to his hard cock. I felt it thru his pants.

"Does Helen know?" He asked. I just shook my head. "I missed that sweet ass of yours" he told me. I stroked him thru his pants.

"Take it out" he ordered and I pulled out his cock. I stroked him.

"That's right you missed it didn't you" he asked me. Again I nodded. Be pushed my hand away and put his cock back in his pants. Then drove to a club outside of town. We where led to a private room in the back. There where several strippers. And lots of booze. I did the first shot then Derrick pulled me close and whispered in my ear.

"The rest will be virgin, better only drink what I or the bartender hand you" it was a warning I spent the night drinking juices or soda. It was all perfectly virgin as I watched all my friends and family get drunk.i got a lap dance from two of the strippers. But thought not of Helen but Derrick the whole time. As it got later people started to say goodnight. Finally I noticed Derrick, the bartender and Derricks friend George. Three large black men. Derrick drove me to a motel. He handed me the key before driving away. Inside I found bridal lingerie, a pink razor and shaving cream. I couldn't shave what would I tell Helen. But set about doing it anyway. I had just finished putting on the lingerie when Derrick walked in, but he had bought the two other men with him.

"Derrick I" was all I got out before I was tossed on the bed. A cock slid in my mouth before I even knew who's it was. Derrick pulled my panties down and applied lube to my ass. As he had the first time he just shoved his cock deep into my ass without warning. I was out of practice bit swallowed the bartenders load 10 minutes later he then said goodnight. As Derrick pulled his dirty cock from my ass and offered it to me. I hesitated but then took it in my mouth licking it clean. Derricks friend then took his place. I sucked his friend as Derrick just sat and watched.

"Your mom couldn't believe it when I told her you sucked cock better then her" Derrick told me. I couldn't answer. "Yeah, it was the year after you went away to school.

" She loved my black cock almost as much as you" Derrick informed me. "She knew you had been suckimg my cock for awhile. " Dericks friend came deep down my throat shooting his cum straight into my stomach, then he left as well.

"Derrick did you really?" I started to ask.

"Yes" he said as he pulled me onto his lap. I sank down taking every inch of him back in my ass. "Wait till I tell her you sucked three cocks tonight" he laughed and played with my nipples.

"I should go fuck Helen as well" he continued as I bounced up and down in his cock.

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fieldbears · 2 years

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Who wants to see some of my favorite Fragrantica reviews?

This account's reviews are all bangers:

And now the section I like to call "Ma'am, this is a Wendy's drive thru":

#fragrance

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the-gayest-show · 2 months

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TGAMM Analysis: The Ghost IS Molly McGee/All in the Mind (Pt 1)

This was originally a thingy written for a mandatory film journal in my film class (where I essentially write long ass reviews of hyperfixation fuel and assigned movies) but oh no! my two favorite episodes!

Since tumblr has a text limit that is higher than the words i need to speak to get my point across, i'll be taking this into 2 posts which i'll combine thru reblogging (link to both at once)

enjoy my first half of infodumping analysis/review!

The Ghost IS Molly McGee:

As an indulger of children's media, one thing lots of shows focused on fantasy/supernatural stuff like to do is a trope called the Body Swap. TGAMM has, in my opinion, the most unique take on it. Usually in Body Swapping, it's done to prove a point. Take The Owl House for example. It had a body swap episode which was the main trio swapping bodies because everyone thought they had it harder than the others in terms of living. Same could be said for other media with this trope, but TGAMM puts the loveliest spin on it. It makes the switch not to prove a point, but rather to mutually benefit each other.

The situation that the episode begins with has two sides. First, Scratch (being the Chairman of the Ghost World as of the s1 finale) is constantly annoying the Ghost Council (GC) with interrupting their work and eventually this leads to the GC going on strike. Since Scratch is lazy as all ever hell and the GC was essentially heavy loading his Chairman work for him, this is Scratch's side of the issue. Molly's side is that she has been selected to lead the school play, but can't seem to get everyone into line. It's like she herself says "I'm a encourager, Scratch, not a discourager!". Eventually the two of them decide to bodyswap (via wraithing molly and scratch possessing molly's soulless husk) to benefit each other (Molly is kind and supportive, Scratch is more negative and able to put his foot down), and they go on trying to solve their problems. At first, they each have success with the majority of the people in their respective locations (Possessed!Molly [actually Scratch] is a really good leader and leads the stage crew almost in a military way, while Possessed!Scratch [actually Molly] in the Ghost World goes on to convince 3 of the 4 GC members to forgive him/her/them [switching is hard to describe, stay with me here])

But there's one stickler that each of them have to face. Possessed!Molly has to deal with Georgie, who is supposed to be making a paper-mache costume for the play, but refuses to do so, despite Possessed!Molly's many attempts. Possessed!Scratch has to deal with Bart, one of the Ghost Council members who refuses to accept the apology no matter what form it comes in (food, cards, etc). This is essentially the driving force for the plot, we even get a solid song number out of it (crack an egg! gotta make or break! he's got anger and she's got cake!...)

Eventually, they both realize that they never actually asked said sticklers what the problem was that they had to begin with (aka. the message of this segment), and they both do that and listen to what the other has to say and it all works out. With Bart, he just wanted to be shown appreciation through real action and not through items, while Georgie wanted to be in the main role but she never is and thus she was upset about that. They both get what they want and that's the end!

Love the little thing at the end where when both Molly and Scratch watch Georgie perform and cringe so hard. LOL

#posts #tgamm #my film teacher keeps praising me for going 'above and beyond' for writing these fucking things #but the autism won't let me summarize my fav shows in ONE paragraph #when i watch ANYTHING i immediately head to the 'board and write until i have emptied the thoughts in my head #this is one of those times #the ghost and molly mcgee #tgamm analysis #tgamm spoilers

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danepopfrippery · 7 months

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Ok im updating my predictions based off reviews/promos/my own dumbass so be advised:

Dollie and I concluded Ed went full Britney Spears 2007. Baby in the lap, barefoot driving after shaving his head. (Im not making light, i have mental health issues myself and i fully understand that was a nervous breakdown). So basically Stede ‘leaving’ (i maintain not of his own will) threw his very fragile mental health into the toilet.

So we got Ed trying to live up to 9 guns Kraken Blackbeard. Maiming crew/whomever and having his crew fight to the death.

Meanwhile Stede, oblivious as always, knows none of this and thinks what they hear is just general overhype. Him and his half of the crew have no idea what to do end up at spanish jackie’z and try to earn money to get at sea. Im really unclear when the chinese fleet enters but i think its about this point pre ed.

I fully believe Blackbeard’s crew mutiny either on purpose or take the storm as an excuse. Izzy prbly is too fucked up to really take over properly. Im betting they shed a lot of crew at this point and dock to recoup.

Ed goes thru his forest travails (bunny etc) and is injured, david jenkins rule somehow the stranded half find him.

Stede etc plan to sneak back on the revenge and take over or at least get their crew back. Find basically no resistance (plus lucius). Ed is hammocked while injured and all crew want him gone.

Somehow they decide on locking him away, making him wear a bell, do shit work. Im sure Ed is not open to this right away but he does it.

I think prince ricky meets stede before spanish jackie and hijinks turn him evil (he wasnt missing his nose at the start lol). So he goes to tattle on the army (like stede wouldnt have blabbed all his love about ed to ricky) and therein is our conflict. Ed needs to be legally dead.

Izzy trains up stede while ed gets right with god, massive fuckery is planned to take on the navy/ricky and works (stede somehow gets shot but is fine). And ed redeems himself.

Being full of myself i think i could be 50% right

#ofmd #our flag means death #ofmd season two #ofmd predictions

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nikki-pondtheauthor · 9 months

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I PASS THE BOARD EXAMS 2023 🥳

I am in shock that I pass the board exams 2023. OH MY GOD 🥳😱😱

Passing the Board Exams in my field has always been my dream since I was 16 years old (my high school dream). It had been my long goal to pass the board exams as a first-timer in psychology. Wohoo!

Lemme share my journey...

To be honest, I didn't really study for the board exam. In fact, since last year (due to personal reasons and the pandemic didn't really help my mental state), I didn't really feel motivated at all. But I forced myself to register for the board exam because I had already enrolled myself to a review center at that point. It became even more challenging when one of the board subjects changed and the whole criteria of the board exam changed. And that was announced 9 months before the board exam took place.

The closest I actually studied during my 1 year period before the board exam was attending 2 face-to-face lectures and answering the intense mock exams from the review center (most of my scores at the mock exams had been pretty low). Overall, I was a poor exemplary student 😂😂 (seriously, don't do what I did)

Believe me, I didn't even try to cram-study on the last day before the board exam. I knew it would have raised my anxiety and most of my thoughts at the time were "I'm sure I'm not going to pass the board exams" - In the last few months before the board exam, I was very much resigned and defeated that I was going to be a repeater and that I was going to face the disappointment look on my dad's face that his daughter failed the board exams. I was very much pessimistic because I didn't hardcore study like everyone else. I wasn't even a Latin honor student in my batch. Only occassional academic honor in some semesters, but that was it. I barely pulled my weight during the last 2 years of my college.

I heavily relied on my pre-knowledge of the board subjects from when I was in college. It was basically me trying to remember all the things my professors had taught me. That was it.

Even the new board subject, I have NOT ONCE read a single page from the book during my 1 year study period. I relied mostly on the review materials from the review center and I mostly skimmed the pages.

One of the reasons I wasn't motivated to study for the board exams was that I chose to do it in an online setting. Every weekend I had to listen to an 8-hr lecture. By the second month into my review center, I gave up paying attention to the lectures. I just make sure to attend the mock exams, familiarize myself with the mock questions and answers, and didn't pay attention to what were correct answers and rationalizations behind it. All I knew were my low scores from that.

The original date of the board exams was on June 2023 but was announced a month before that it would be changed to August 2023.

Day 1 of the Board Exams (btw, it is a 2-day board exam. 2 board subjects per day)

Like I said, I didn't cram-study. At most, I skim my day 2 board subject notes 2 hrs before the board exam began.

But I DIDN'T really sleep before the day of the board exam. I only had 1 hr of sleep from 8pm-9pm and that was it. Believe me, I tried to sleep. I even had asked to be a time-out from the discord server to remove distractions lmao 😂

I remembered leaving my home at 4:30am because my board exam location was very far to travel and I had my dad drive me there. I had my breakfast at Mcdonald's (with my ice coffee) drive-thru.

Most of my anxiety during the day was I would be kicked out by the proctor due to my attire (it didn't happen. thank god). And like I said, I had accepted to fail the board exams, but that didn't mean I wouldn't give my effort at all to answer the board exams. I wasn't going to be that careless. I read the questions carefully, take my time to think, and answer once I'm sure.

Imagine my surprise the first board subject (the new and changed one) was easy (at least, for me). The topics were very familiar to me from the old board exam subject (Theories of Personality), and few from my Developmental Psychology class back in college (before you ask, I did take the subjects very seriously during my college days).

Second Board Subject. That had a 40% percentage and carry the most weight in the board exam. This is where my practical knowledge is heavily relied on rather. I didn't rely on lecture notes when it comes to this. And since I'm usually the statistician in my research groups, I did have an understanding of the subject even though I never read the book. Overall, I thought I was okay-ish once I finish answering the exam.

Day 2 (The Last Day of Board Exam)

The last two board subjects were Abnormal Psychology (morning) and Industrial/Organizational Psychology (afternoon). The last day was definitely the hardest compared to Day 1. Enough that I encountered questions that I basically skipped initially when I think too hard and came back for it after.

AB Psych was the subject I was concerned with, to be honest. I always thought this was my weakest one based on my mock exam scores. I didn't really read the DSM-5. I did read the Barlow book up until Ch 4 but that was, again, way back during my college days. I wasn't surprised most of the questions were we were given a case and I had to critically think about what was the correct mental disorder for that case. Though I had to pause in a few questions I read, I thought I was okay-ish (and slightly challenged).

Out of all the board subjects, I/O Psychology was my best subject. And that's because I actually finish reading the whole book during my college days.

So imagine my surprise that my best subject was actually the hardest board subject that I answered. I expected dealing job analysis topics so I was more surprise that the questions I dealt with were more on Organizational Psychology with various references to Group Dynamics. And very few questions were from the Aadmodt book. It was the only board subject where I actually ERASED some of my answers and changed them. There were a couple of times I answered on the wrong item and I had to erase it. I remembered as soon as I fin answering the last item question, I actually doubled back to question 1, double-checking my answers and sometimes changing it when it didn't feel right. THAT's the subject I was most careful about and shocked.

I wasn't confident after that. I finished the exam 1 hr before the assigned time. I treated myself food as a way of cheering myself up and went home. I deliberately chose not to look up the correct answers to the questions I manage to remember. I knew my limits and there was no point thinking "What-Ifs". All I could do was accept that I did read the exams very carefully and think smart about it.

And that was my journey.

Today was the day the board exam results was released. Before that, few hrs ago, I was out with my dad to prepare some legal documents like setting up my social security number and health insurance. I came home around 6pm.

I had a vague idea that the results were supposed to come out any time now. So I just sat on my laptop, refreshing my twitter homepage (because twitter trend was my best friend) and even had my phone set to notify me if the results were out.

Around 8pm, I got the notification the results were out. And even though I fully expected to not see my name on the list of passers, there was a SMALL and foolish part of me that hoped that my name was there. That I would pass the board exam. When I think back the day of my board exams, I thought I was okay-ish but mostly believe to myself that I couldn't maintain ALL the board subjects with the score of 75% or above.

Imagine my surprise that as soon as I was able to access the file (it was traffic jam online), I see my name on the list.

I stared, flabbergasted. I remembered quickly standing up and screaming to my little brother "OH MY GOD I PASS THE BOARD EXAMS! OH MY GOD!" - I immediately sent the text to my dad and DMed a few of my friends in college that I passed the exam. I went screaming to all my other online friends to share the news that I passed.

According to the website, 6,133 out of 8,370 successfully passed the board exams. And I WAS ONE OF THEM.

I didn't believe myself. A part of me is still wondering - how the hell did I pass the board exam when I never hardcore studied like the others? HOW?! Do I even deserve it?

But still, I am happy. And shocked that my dream came true. I didn't think I would pass the exam as a first-timer yet here I am. Oh my gawd. How?!

Overall Message and Advice (to future board-exam takers)

I am not saying the Board Exam was easy. To me, it was challenging but I mostly understood the topics covered on the board exam because I STUDIED THE TOPICS VERY SERIOUSLY WAY back in college. I had great professors. I had friends who encouraged and support me to study. Luck had nothing to do with passing the board exam.

It was surprising considering we were the first batch of examinees after the implementation and changes to the board exam (replacing Theories of Personality to Developmental Psychology). And even though I kept doubting myself and my capabilities, Developmental Psychology was the easiest board subject I faced when I barely reviewed it.

Did the review center honestly help? What was your experience like?

Everyone has a preference. It's a matter of what works best for you to study. (I knew to myself that self-review wasn't going to work for me)

After getting my Bachelor's degree, I chose to pursue taking a year studying the board exams by enrolling myself in a review center

(it was considered the best review center for the board exam I'm taking.. Though I would like say you have to choose a review center that fits YOU best, NOT because others say so. Though admittedly, I chose that review center because it had the highest number of passers for that board exam).

I deliberately chose not to find a job like my most of my batchmates. I knew my strengths and weaknesses, and I knew that I wouldn't be able to study if I ever had a job.

There were 2 options in the review center. Online class or face-to-face. And I ended up choosing online classes even though I study best face-to-face. Why?

The review center was 2 hrs travel time from my home. And even I knew that commuting would have been mentally draining for me. I knew my limits. And because my presence was needed more at home (I had to cook meals for my family, etc.), my dad ultimately managed to convince me to take online classes rather.

Not gonna lie, I did regret choosing online classes. I. Could. Not. Sit. Still. I have a short attention-span. The most I did in review center was never miss the mock exams, quizzes, and intensive exam questions. And when I attended a free face-to-face 8 hr lecture, I was able to pay attention to the lecturers and was able to absorb the knowledge.

Overall, even though online classes weren't for me, the review center helped me familiarize the possible questions I encountered in the board exams. The more you take the mock exams/quizzes, the less anxious you get. It did test me on time-limit. And even though I got low scores from the mock exams like 40/100, 49/100, 25/100, etc. I still manage to retain and familiarize the kind of questions I might face for the exams. For me, the review center helped my test-taking skills mentally and emotionally.

Again though, my knowledge back in college was the number one reason I pass the board exam. I manage to retain and recall all the knowledge passed to me by my great professors.

Another factor in why I passed was that I was surrounded with a great support system: Family and friends who believed in me when I never believed in myself. Even in college, most of my friends were very studious in nature. We help each other whenever one of us struggles with assignments, projects, and topics that are just difficult. I wouldn't have been able to graduate without them.

Don't follow what I did in my 1 year period of studying for the board exams 😂 I just took my studies very seriously back in college (and yes, I used to be very studious back in that day) and was able to retain that knowledge a few years later. And despite the odds, my pre-knowledge was what clutched me to victory. And it was mainly because of that I was able to make my dream come true

My final advice? Don't lose hope in yourself. Believe that you can do it. That you can make it. That you can pass the board exam. It's even applicable to your everyday situation. 🤩

Dreams do come true as long as you believe in yourself AND put effort into that work 🥰

#board exam #my blog

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