#drunk lucifer

[sharkcutlery]

someone said more drunk alastor. my wish is your command

#hazbin hotel #alastor #Drinking #alcohol #angel dust #lucifer morningstar #husk #Fanart #Drunk alastor #please leave me comments i love to hear your little comments

[dirtgrubber]

they’re so silly

#radioapple #alastor #lucifer #hazbin hotel #duckiedeer #my art #more drunk radioapple cause i need serotonin #couldn’t even think of a proper joke #also i can’t get a grasp on lucifers stupid hair (affectionate)

[notherpuppet]

Some irl moments repped by the hazbin cast

#nothing like drunk and messy doodles #pls drink responsibly #especially this weekend since I can’t #have fun in my name #in the doctor bit I was Angel #in the bday party bit I was alastor and it was my roomie’s (Toby) bday #in the bagel incident I was tragically Lucifer and I’m still not over it because it was 2am and Ralph’s was closed and I couldn’t buy lox #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #shitpost #my doods #cw: alcohol #tw: alcohol

[kit-the-gaygent]

"You're so mean." Mc sluggishly slurred their words.

Lucifer sighed as he tucked them into her. Asmo had invited Mc to go clubbing with him, however one of the clubs had human world alcohol, and Mc had proceeded to get wasted.

"how am I mean to you Mc?" Lucifer smiled as he decided to indulge the drunken human.

"I'm going to die some day .... and I wasn't that important in your immortal life .... But you consumed most of my life! .... You're so meaaaaaan! I love you so much Luci!" They slurred together.

Lucifer stopped, their words cutting deep into his heart. He dropped their blankets from his hands and enveloped Mc tightly in his hold. His breath becoming ragged as he tried to keep his emotions in check

Mc wouldn't remember this moment ... But Lucifer would, their words weighing heavy on his every action.

#this was in my brain and now i inflict it upon you #poorly written but i needed to get it out of my brain #obey me #obey me shall we date #lucifer obey me #lucifer x reader #obey me x mc #drunk mc #obey me x gn reader #obey me x reader

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Måneskin Drinking: Chaggie 18+

Alright, time to be a little horny on main. Buckle up, buttercups!

Hazbins: (sitting in the newly rebuilt bar in the hotel and enjoying an easy night off)

Husker: .....I got a bad feeling.

Cherri: What? Why?

Husker: Call it bartender intuition.

-Lights dim and spotlights focus on the karaoke and band stage as "I Wanna Be Your Slave" by Måneskin plays over the speakers-

Charlie: (struts onto the stage while tossing her blazer away drunkenly and grabs the karaoke microphone. Runs her hands through her hair seductively and snaps her hair ties with her claws and sings) I wanna be your slave~

Vaggie: (steps onto the stage with a microphone in hand, salsa dance steps around Charlie and runs her fingers up her spine to the base of her scalp. Giving a gentle tug at the blonde hair while singing) I wanna be your master~

Charlie: (whimpers hotly and bends over to touch her palms to the floor, legs widening, and pushing her ass into Vaggie's hips while slowly rolling up to standing) I wanna make your heartbeat run like rollercoasters~

Hazbins: WHO LET THEM DRINK TOGETHER AGAIN?!?!?!

Angel: (snickering impishly as he holds up his phone)

Charlie: (grinds against Vaggie's hips) I wanna be your sex toy~

Vaggie: (spins Charlie around, undoes her bow tie, uses it as a leash, and uses a firm hand to make Charlie sit on her knees while hiking her knee over Charlie's shoulder) I wanna be your teacher~

Charlie: (mouth watering as she looks straight up and under Vaggie's skirt) I wanna be your sin.

Vaggie: (smirks) I wanna be your preacher. (kicks Charlie away and struts away like a fucking queen)

Husker: Someone turn off the music! Cut the music!

Cherri: HA!!! Are you kidding?! (Holds up her phone to record) This is GOLD!!!

Charlie: (demons out and crawls after Vaggie on her hands and knees) Because I'm a devil who's searching for redemption~

Vaggie: (grabs Charlie's chin between her thumb and forefinger) And I'm a killer who's searching for redemption~

-Lights and music cut out-

Lucifer: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!?!?!

Angel: Your daughter was about to get laid!

#chaggie #drunk #charlie #vaggie #hazbin hotel #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #husker #cherri bomb #angel #lucifer #i wanna be your slave #Artist: Måneskin #karaoke #top vaggie #bottom charlie #spicy chaggy #slightly ns/fw

[hazbinwhoree]

Adam x reader whos rlly rlly drunk and strangely asking for... Err baby making.

And adam is rlly hesistant because reader has a very low sex drive...

So when adam refuses (because hes all about boundaries and consent) reader cries and just kinda vents about shit that has no relate to baby making or even anything about tht night.

And in the morning she wakes up so fresh and happy and has no memory of last night, even being so affectionate to adam<333

Consent King

(Name) had a much lower tolerance than Adam, so it didn’t take long into their drinking before (Name) was absolutely wasted. Adam had a nice buzz going, but quit to take (Name) home.

As soon as they were in the door, (Name) was immediately on him, trying to kiss him. Adam let her kiss him, but when her hands moved down to fumble with his belt, he stopped her. “Woah, babe-” “Let’s have sex,” (Name) slurred.

Adam was taken aback. (Name) was very rarely the one to initiate sex, and he was very tempted to take her up on it. But she was sloshed. He steadied her with large hands holding her shoulders. “As much as I would love that, you’re pretty trashed, babe.”

To Adam’s shock, (Name) burst into tears. “You don’t find me attractive anymore,” she sobbed. “What? Babe, no!” “It’s truuue,” she cried, slurring her words slightly. “You don’t want meee.”

Adam was flabbergasted. “(Name), that’s not true! You’re just really drunk right now.” “So?” “So you can’t consent. I’m a lot of things but I’m not a fucking rapist.”

(Name) continued to cry. Adam was at a loss.

“I wish I was prettier,” (Name) blurted out suddenly. Adam frowned. “You’re hot, babe, what are you talking about?”

“No,” (Name) wailed. “All your groupies are so much hotter than me, I don’t even know why you chose me.” Before Adam could even respond, (Name) continued. “You’re probably cheating on meee.”

Adam shook his head, stunned. “I’m not… why would you think that?”

(Name) shrugged and sniffled. “Because look at *hic* you, then look at me. You could do so much better.”

Adam pulled her into his arms. “I love you. I’m not cheating on you. You’re the hottest bitch in the world to me. My groupies are whores, they don’t mean shit. Stop being a dick to yourself.”

(Name)’s tears slowed as she cuddled into Adam’s chest. “Really?” she asked quietly.

“Really.”

A moment of silence.

“‘M tired,” (Name) slurred. Adam rolled his eyes. “I’m not surprised. You’re wasted.” “Whateverrr.” When she turned towards the stairs and stumbled, Adam scooped her up bridal-style.

“I can wa-alk,” (Name) protested.

“Shut up.”

Adam carried her upstairs to their bedroom. He cradled her in one arm while he pulled the covers back, before gently tucking her into the bed. He crawled into bed next to her. Protectively, he draped his wing over her and pulled her into his chest.

(Name) slung an arm over his waist, gripping the shirt material at his back. It didn’t take long at all before (Name) was fast asleep. After watching her for a while, Adam himself fell asleep.

He woke up to (Name) running her fingers through his hair and gently scratching at his scalp. “Good morning,” she cooed. Adam sighed contently. “You’re feeling better.” (Name) was confused. “What do you mean?”

“Oh you were a mess last night,” Adam teased. “You wanted to have sex and I said no because I was pretty sure you were blacked out, and boom, I was right. Anyway, you lost your shit a little.”

(Name) looked embarassed. “Oh my god, I’m never drinking again.”

Adam laughed. “It’s okay, babe, I still thought you were cute. Even when you were drunk crying.”

(Name) tapped his head. “Shut up,” she mumbled.

Adam laughed. He couldn’t help but tease her. “Seriously though, you were fine,” he reassured her.

“But now that you’re awake and sober, wanna have sex?”

#hazbin adam #adam x reader #hazbin alastor #hazbin angel dust #hazbin charlie #hazbin husk #hazbin vaggie #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel #hazbin lute #x reader #drunk #oneshots #oneshot #hazbin valentino #hazbin lucifer #hazbin sir pentious #hazbin niffty

[twosoulss77]

Radioapple Concept: One day the Archangel Micheal got the news of his little brother having found a new lover, and decides to have a little fun by taking his brother’s looks, and hit on the deer.

Micheal slides on the chair next to Al to grab his waist in a friendly way. He wonders for how much time he could trick this guy. This was gonna be so much fun-

“Hey babe how-

Slam

Micheal blinked hard as he suddenly find himself unable to move, arms behind his back and a not very friendly deer on top of him. Some people were shouting, but his ears were ringing and for some time he could only hear his ragged breath coming fast. The deer must have slammed his head on the table pretty hard…

“Who the fuck are u?”

Shit how did he-

“Alastor what are you doing?”

“Boss that’s lucifer!”

“Guy’s what’s happening?where is the fire?what’s wrong with Alastor?”

“Yea and what you mean he is slamming me on a table? I mean I don’t have anything against it but-“

“Dad!”

“Sorry sweety I was just-“

Michael could see the exact moment Lucifer’s eyes met his and he couldn’t help the little grin as he easily released himself from the deer’s strong grip, reappearing next to Lucifer.

“Hello little brother!”

“Michael…”

Lucy grumbled under his breath and Michael felt a little smile form on his lips. He did miss him.

“What are u doing here”

“Can a brother not come to visit his family once every millenia?”

“Funny so now I am your family? And I was referring to you trying to hit on my boyfriend brother”

“Well I saw him all by himself, and I thought to have a little fun but”

He turned to look at Alastor, who was now leaning on the table, ears twitching, grin as tight as he could stretch it. And he could feel that the little sinner was very displeased by his little trick early. Opsie

“You spotted me. how did you know I wasn’t lucifer?”

Michael cocked an eyebrow at how how Alastor scrunched his nose up in disgust before tooking a step forward.

“You smell”

…

“Don’t you fuck touch me again”

Michael could only stare with his mouth agape, very offended, and stopped the urge to try and sniff himself.

Cause he did not smell! He was the fucking Archangel Michael for god sake!

Lucifer begin crackling next to him, the little shit, and followed Alastor, who was walking away from them at a surprising speed.

“Does that mean I smell great then?”

Alastor turned to look at Lucifer with a crack of his neck, smile more soft at the edges.

“Umm u smell like apple”

“Is that a good thing?”

“Yea u basically like drug for me Lucy. Congrats”

Lucy literally sputtered and his face was bright yellow now. Ohhh his little brother had it hard

He felt a little guilty to have tried to hit on the deer. Just a little

“Wait babe were you going?”

“Taking a shower…I feel dirty”

“I can come with you if you want”

“Fuck off”

#I heard that deers gets drunk with apples and I just thought it would be cute for Al to being able to smell it on Lucy XD #Lucifer and Michael are twins #but Lucifer got all the rizz #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel 2024 #alastor the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #alastor #radioapple #appleradio

[imadethisaccounttpostonething]

Some Bad Guy: Any last words?

Lucifer, drunk off his ass: I miss Macaulay Culkin!

Vaggie, also drunk: Tell Charlie I love her!

Lucifer: Sure, make me look like an asshole.

#source: wynonna earp #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel memes #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect quotes #vaggie #vaggie hazbin hotel #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel vaggie #chaggie #charlie x vaggie #had to mention they were drunk cause otherwise they'd just kill the guy

[journey-to-the-attic]

*record scratch*

#art #obey me #feel like i haven't drawn in a while #obey me lucifer #obey me asmodeus #jtta ik #this has worked on a drunk lucifer before and that's why ik knows to try it

[shiiokaze]

A Lucifer Study: First vs. Later impressions

#obey me lucifer #obey me shall we date #omswd #obey me nightbringer #obey me fanart #obey me mc #fanart #art #alternatively titled: sober vs. drunk idiot #lesson 40-8 was sure...something

[barbatosgossipsection]

#Since anon already mentioned it and if you're also curious what call they were talking about #Anon was talking about Lucifer's 30 Intimacy call where hes drunk with Barbatos and Diavolo #barbatosgossipsection #obeyme #obey me #omswd #confession #queuecifer #obey me barbatos #obey me lucifer #obey me diavolo #diavolo obey me #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #asmodeus obey me #obey me beelzebub #belphegor obey me #simeon obey me #solomon obey me #obey me luke

[yourlocalgrass]

I was checking the intimacy calls for the characters checking who’s sounds fun and I saw…

DRUNK Lucifer?? On CALL??

We’ve had drunk lucifer on text but I WILL see this man drunk on call because it will be so funny. Time to start the intimacy grind watch me speedrun (it’ll take me a good 2 years or more probs…)

#I know how bad I am at this thing #but the cheer blend is apparently helpful but I still haven’t used it yet #obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #silly old man drunk on call let me hear it please

[dirtgrubber]

drink up boys

#radioapple #duckiedeer #alastor #lucifer #hazbin hotel #my art #drunk radioapple is my favorite #don’t come at me idk how to draw a piano

[dealwithadeer]

#husk hazbin hotel #alastor hazbin hotel #tagging as #radiohusk #because the more I think about it the less it makes sense #that Alastor lets Husk live #dude is Alastors walking security risk #even if Husk does not actively want to say something all would be needed #now is a passing drunk comment in Charlies Vaggies or even worse Lucifers company

[allastoredeer]

Have u heard about deers/elk/moose get absolutely fucked up drunk on apples…and the absolutely irony of radioapple being symbolised as🦌🍎…

Radioapple is so canon

I HAVE AND I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS NEW FACT.

I'm stuck between writing something about it, or drawing something about it. It's so so good. The image of Alastor getting drunk on apples, of all things, is too hilarious not to do something with.

#it makes me giggle everytime I think about it #I can totally see the Hazbin crew finding out this little fun fact and putting it to the test #first things first they got to convince Alastor to eat an apple #and knowing Lucifer's connection to apples and how much Alastor doesn't like him #I can see him refusing to eat apples out of spite #unless this is set in already established radioapple #in which case it takes Lucifer being the one to convince him to take a bite #he's re-enacting his entire schtick in the Garden of Eden #being all seductive and manipulating #take a bite of the apple #taste the fruit of knowledge #get black out drunk #LMAO #I like thinking about it #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #appleradio #lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #radioapple #hazbin lucifer #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #asks #twosoulss77

[lucifer-imaginaryfriend]

Request for Lucifer and Alastor playing a drinking game

Lucifer: show me some tail action!

Lucifer: niccceeee -w-)👌

Thank you so much for the request!

#hazbin hotel fandom #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin hotel fanart #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #doodle #alastor x lucifer #lucifer x alastor #alastor fanart #hazbin alastor #drinking #drunk #dancing #hazbin drawing #answered #art requests #hazbin hotel drawing #drawing requests #pencil doodles #pencil drawing #radioapple art #radioapple