#everybody loves a demon horse

[junebug-the]

A Living Night Mare

Edited: 4/8

Manehattan was awful in the rain.

No matter what Nightshade did, it was awful. She adjusted her umbrella; tightened her jacket; raised a leathery wing up to block a spray from a passing cab, but the bat pony was still soaked to the bone, and the winds chilled her core. Her outfit clung to her damp, dark fur, and pale purple locks stuck to her face. Her tail was filthy, long as it was, acting like a sponge for runoff and grime alike.

Nightshade was miserable.

A long walk laid ahead of her, glimpsed by teal eyes every few moments as she looked up to make sure she didn't run into anybody. Not that there was anybody walking that night. Lucky her that the streetlamps were on, even if they were dimmed by the rain.

She stopped at an intersection, automatically slamming a fist on the crossing button she needed. Better safe than sorry, after all. A moment passed, and even with empty streets, the signals stayed as they were.

Nightshade glared, as if it would change anything. She glared at the stubborn signals, at the darkened facades of the surrounding buildings, and she glared at her own two hooves, for deciding to go on her little trip regardless of the weather.

Nightshade slammed the button again.

Her ears shifted as a door opened behind her, followed soon after by a deep voice. "You alright, Miss?"

Nightshade looked over her shoulder to find the source. A older, pale green unicorn had opened his door, safe from the rain under an awning, with the bright glow of the building's lights framing him in a halo. The storefront itself was nothing to note, just another template with its shutters drawn for the night covered in a large, dimmed neon sign.

Eyes as silver as his mane looked her over, and a brow raised at her damp state as the unicorn took her in. "Get caught in the rain?"

"Thought I could get some errands done before the downpour," Nightshade called back. She shook her wings, casting a small spray of water onto the damp sidewalk. "Lucky me."

Concern bloomed over the unicorn's face, only to be smoothed over a moment later by a warm smile. "If you're not in too much of a hurry, you can rest here for a bit. I've got an enchanted heater, get your stuff dried out." He eyed the mess that was her tail. "Maybe wash up, too?"

Nightshade hesitated. It would be nice, yes. Dry and out of the damned rain, freshened up for whenever the rain stopped. On the other hand, she didn't know who in any hell the man was. Equestria or not, she had every right to be on edge, especially with the news, as of late.

Her discomfort with the rain won out.

"Yeah, alright." Nightshade turned away from the crossing and stepped over to the awning, resignation clear as day in her features. She pulled her umbrella closed as she did, pointing it handle first at the man as she stepped into safety. "Hold this? I'm gonna wring out my tail, don't wanna trail this gunk all over the place."

The unicorn nodded as he took the umbrella, still giving her that warm smile. "I'll leave it in the rack, just inside the door for when you leave."

Nightshade barely nodded as she set to work.

Jade tried not to slam the umbrella into the rack.

Another one of those things was on his doorstep. As if enough of those rats with hooves weren't plaguing Manehattan.

Those monstrous eyes were there when he looked back, and the beast as a whole lightly shook in an effort to get any loose water off of its hide.

He took no small amount of pleasure in watching it flinch at the lights as it came in. Still, Jade kept the warm smile on his face.

"Shower's just up the stairs, second room on the right." The winged demon nodded its thanks as it followed his directions.

It took every ounce of his will not to growl when it took a proper look at his shop. If he had to guess, it was picking which gemstone would be best to steal or feast upon.

Jade waited until he heard the sound of the door to the living are open. Then he lit his horn, covering his hooves in the glow of a silencing spell.

He supposed he had to consider himself lucky.

The others took time. Learning patterns, knowing their routines. Plans to put down the beasts.

This thing walked right up to his doorstep.

Jade glanced down at the umbrella. Oh, what delicious irony it would be.

The umbrella came free from the rack without a fuss. Jade's steps were utterly silent as he followed the monster into his home.

A small nudge pushed his front door out of the way, just as the door to the bathroom opened and the thing crept inside.

Jade slunk down the hall, still careful despite the carpet and his spell.

The bathroom door was slightly open, had been halfheartedly pushed closed by the thing he had let in. Through the gap in the wood, he could see it peeling off its jacket.

He had to move. Now.

Jade shoved with his shoulder, slamming the door open to its fullest.

The beast turned, just in time for the handle of its umbrella to meet her temple with a snap of wood. The poor handle almost shattered under the force.

Jade didn't let the damned creature recover as it staggered against the wall. His horn lit, and with an angry growl, he lit his horn and pulled it off the tiles.

With a noise closer to a roar, he slammed the beast back down.

Its head met the tiles first with a satisfying crack. The rest of its body followed after, and a dull crunch announced the shattering of its neck.

The corpse collapsed on its back, eyes staring lifelessly into the ceiling. Trickles of blood seeped onto the tiles from both wounds, staining the pure white a vibrant red.

Jade grinned to himself. Sure, he'd have to move it, patch up the wounds if only to contain a bigger mess, maybe replace the tiles.

But another demon off the streets made him happier than anything.

"Back to hell with you," he muttered, pride seeping from his tone. Another injustice cleansed at his hands.

The tension slowly left Jade's body as he turned to leave. The sooner he got rid of the body, the sooner he could go to sleep and bathe in his accomplishment.

Jade paused as he stepped through the doorway.

His fur stood on end as everything suddenly felt wrong. The air felt thick. The lights seemed to dim. Even the rain seemed to quiet in the presence.

Every fiber of his being screamed at him to run and never look back.

Jade looked.

The corpse was still there, same as it was a moment ago. Jacket still half on, form still soaked from the rain, eyes still—

Those slitted pits of teal were looking at him.

Jade didn't jump. He didn't.

He squeezed his eyes shut, shook his head, and faced forward again.

He took a step—

—something squelched.

Jade looked down.

Flowing from the bathroom was a stream of black ichor, dotted with little spots of white. Strands of pale purple and teal flowed through it, like a liquid nebula.

Jade looked back again.

The corpse was still there. The eyes were still looking at him.

The wounds flowed black.

Jade felt the color drain from his face. He saw the color fade from the flesh and hair of the corpse, turning a lifeless gray as the ichor flowed.

A voice emanated from the remains, deep as night and smooth as silk. "You know, I really thought you would have let me have the shower."

The jaw flexed and moved with the voice, spilling out more of the inky black.

Jade tried to step back. The ichor clung to his hooves, rooting him in place.

"But, I suppose, you just can't help yourself, can you?"

Jade tried to speak around the thick air. Nothing but a rasp escaped him, carrying what little rage he could muster.

Those teal eyes still burned into him.

"We'd better fix that."

The corpse grinned. Teeth upon teeth stared back at Jade, sharp and eager.

Finally, he spoke. "We?"

A claw dug into his leg.

Jade hissed in pain as his attention was stolen. A moment later, so was his breath.

A hand had emerged from the ichor. Pale blue fur covered the limb that dug in deep and heaved.

A face came up next. The first. A female thing that he had picked off between its shifts at a nearby bar. He'd dumped its body in a trash compactor, and still its bones stuck out of its skin.

The glare and sneer roiled with rage, eager to return the favor.

Teal eyes glowed up at him.

"You've heard the phrase 'face your demons', yes?"

A second claw emerged, bright yellow, reaching far to claw his sides—one that was playing the part of a school teacher, marred by deep burns.

A third, as gray as the corpse across from Jade, stuck into his other leg. Once a crossing guard, now missing half of its face.

A faded orange and a deep green reached for his arms, siblings in the university, missing their wings.

Jade knew each and every one of his kills.

All five of them pulled at him. All five of them bore teal, seething eyes.

They'd barely gotten their upper halves out of the ichor before they sank again.

The claws in his flesh brought Jade down with them.

"No! No, you freaks won't have me!" He swung the umbrella hard at the blue thing.

He could only watch as it glanced off, and the green hands digging into his left arm pulled harder.

Jade's knees sank into the ichor as he lit his horn for the third time. A bolt of unfocused magic loosed at the yellow male behind him. "Get the hell off of me!"

The bolt dissipated around it and faded into the pool around Jade as his hips vanished into the black.

Jade had enough. If he was going, he'd still get a few hits in, go far from quiet.

He swung the umbrella again at one of the sinking heads.

It jolted his arm as it struck hard against the tile under the ichor. When his hand slipped under the glossy film, it fell over with a simple clatter.

With only his head still above the black, Jade roared, thrashing against the claws.

Ichor filled the open space as his jaw sank beneath it.

The scream was muffled as the rest sank beneath. Jade was reduced to a silvery mane and a pair of ears, lost in a liquid star field.

And then, he was gone.

The ichor receded. Back onto the tiles. Back into the wounds.

The corpse regained its colors as the last drops returned. The wounds stitched themselves together again, leaving no trace of the injury.

The claws moved, gripping the wall to pull the form up, sitting alone on the tile floor. Another round of dull cracking reverberated around the bathroom as the vertebrae in its neck repaired and realigned themselves.

Nightshade rolled her neck to get everything back into the normal flow. So much for a long walk, good riddance.

The dark mare returned to her plan for her stop. Her clothes were peeled away and left in the rack of the dryer. A quick wash pulled the grime and rainwater away from her fur and hair.

Nightshade stepped out of the shower fresh and revitalized. A quick stop in the warmth of the dryer left her coat feeling fuzzy as the dampness left and she redressed.

She spared a glance at the umbrella.

Ironic, she supposed, that her small friend for the night brought her down for a moment. Still, she picked up the poor tool and ran a thumb along the cracks in the handle. They glowed a muted teal as they were mended, almost good as new by the time she was done.

Nightshade stepped out of the bathroom and set to turning out the lights in the building. It wouldn't do to waste power, after all, not when the previous tenant wouldn't be returning.

Oh, those five had jumped at the opportunity to help. So eager to pay back what Jade had given them.

A low laugh, closer to a cackle, followed the bat pony down the stairs as she made her way out.

And then, a dark shop behind her, she stood under the awning again. The rain was still pouring, showing no sign of letting up.

It didn't matter. Nightshade dissolved where she stood, umbrella and all, collapsing into a mass of smoky shadow.

Swirls of purple and teal and pinpricks of light dotted it as drifted on the wind, leaving Manehattan far behind it.

#Junebug Writes #fanfiction #original character #oc: Nightshade #mlp #horror #anthro #writing #body horror cw #enjoy the night mare! #everybody loves a demon horse #right? #need to remind myself she's a demon more #she's allowed to be spooky #as a treat #violence cw #death cw

[astaroth1357]

I have long wanted to write a headcanon where high demons have lesser forms, so take a walk with me on this:

Imagine that the brothers are fighting with each other and one of them takes a serious hit, like, somebody's left hook got them right in the jaw and it was brutal. They fall to the ground, stone cold, and... just. Poof into a tiny little critter. Like a verison of their familiar. And they can't retake human form until they've rested and healed their wounds.

I'm doing that.

Lucifer becomes this fat-ass, little peacock. He's like one of those rotund Chocobo from the Final Fantasy universe, you just want to pick him up and squeeze him but he's slightly too heavy for that. His feathers are black, save for the tail which have black, red, blue, and green markings. If something makes him "Poof!" then he'll hide away in the Castle because he refuses to let his brothers ever see him in that state. MC can visit him, though, and he'll coo and get all fluffy whenever they pet his tummy.

Mammon turns into a three-eyed raven, but not fat like Luci. He basically becomes a bigger verison of one of his familiars, he's about the size of an eagle. For being the second strongest he gets "Poof!-ed" rather often because he gets caught up in so many fights. Most of the time, he's just a bystander then some stray shot hits him and suddenly he's squawking everybody's ear off! Hilariously, he's arguably smarter in this form so when he's stuck as a bird, his grades actually improve (if anyone can read his actual chicken scratch penmanship).

Levi becomes a snake. Duh. He has similar markings along his back to the colorful scales on his neck in his demon form. He isn't even the length of your average scarf, so MC can drape him behind their neck easily and he doesn't get in the way. He's absolutely MISERABLE like this, though, because he has no hands to play games with. He can get extra clingy to people if he's feeling cold, but MC has to invite him to share their body heat because he's too shy to signal what he wants.

As much as Satan would love to be a cat, he becomes a little unicorn (Sorry, I didn't make the lore). He's about the size of one of those miniature horses, but don't be fooled. He will snap your kneecaps and he's at perfect height to rear-kick his brothers right in the crotch. His coat is black but his tail, mane, and the underside of his horn are all his signature green. If he every gets "Poof!-ed!" he's big mad, so he'll spend the entire time trying to kick and spear his brothers so they have to suffer along with him. He's the cause of a lot of chain "Poof!-ings."

Asmo becomes the smallest, cutest scorpion you ever did see. Well, as cute as scorpions can be. His whole body becomes hot pink and he has the biggest widdle eyes (think those jumping spiders who wear raindrops on their heads type energy). He's also venomous as all hell, so his brothers HAVE to make sure that they continously call him "small, cute, and adorable" lest they suffer a week's worth of paralytic toxin. He can fit the palm of a hand and makes MC tie a little bow around his tail so he doesn't feel too bad about being under-dressed.

Beel, unfortunately, becomes a fly. A big fly (by fly standards), but a fly nonetheless. You wouldn't even know that it's him if he weren't traffic cone orange. Literally everyone panics when he gets "Poof!-ed" because it would only take some bozo with a swatter to put an end to the sweetest brother... Belphie never lets Beel out of his sight and even has a tiny leash so he can keep track of him if they have to go out. He's a lot easier to feed like this, but everyone has to resist that automatic urge to smack him away from their dinner plates.

Belphie ironically has the largest lesser form out of his brothers. He's a cow, more specifically a bull, but there's nothing special about him aside from the navy fur. He is a full grown bull and he loves to lord it over the others if they all get "Poof-ed!" at once. Also, good luck getting him to do ANYTHING in this form. He is a bull. If he does not want to move, he will not be moving. Not even Beel can carry him like this. He's the only brother who doesn't mind getting "Poof-ed!" all that much because of it.

#couldn't think of a better verb than Poof #stuck with it #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me headcanons #obey me crack #obey me shitpost

[kalims]

the day we met.

and to think i promised i wouldn't fall in love.

characters. dorm leaders

cw. not proofread

note. just some random hcs.. I wonder who can recognize what post this resembles hehe.. AKA title

pls read malleus' part mwahahaha I like it

riddle rosehearts keeps you on your toes (quite literally.) if it weren't for him you're sure you would have fallen off the horse that seems awfully intent on driving you off it's back to a face full of mud. clearly he was lying when he said 'beverly' was a fairly nice horse... she's literally the living spawn of a demon! but you can say that she counts for a pretty great wing.. horsewoman? how else would you get the esteemed riddle to handle you so delicately?

leona oddly resembles a cat... (technically he is one.) but he really likes to nap, you're sure his daily schedule involves sleeping, eating, looking dead every time of the day he's awake then going back to sleep—let's not forget the favorite thing cats love to either knead with their paws or lay on! in this case it's you. at some point you had to tip toe and keep quiet everywhere so he doesn't hear, and promptly snatch you for the rest of the day.

the bounds azul would go for you is a little concerning but you're there for them all the well. as far as you knew on campus he was banned from making contracts but the cheeky little octopus had simply smirked when he casually says that the headmaster never said out of campus.. if he isn't there then how would he know? he just has to lure out whoever was the one that was stupid enough to bother you out of campus, hm... this is a job for the eels, no?

to be honest. forget about azul, kalim would do anything for your expense. it doesn't matter if you ask directly or not, just an implication is enough to trigger his impulsive decisions. seriously though, jamil is begging you to be considerate of what you say around kalim. you don't want him actually purchasing a whole country if you accidentally imply you want to rule one. again, be careful or you'll be smothered by his love, and deep gold pockets.

vil has a tendency to stare. believe it or not, even though it might seem like it would be the other way around you do catch his gaze sometimes but he always ends up trying to play it off. maybe he's sick or something? was there something on your face? (vil: yeah perfection) you find out not to point it out though, last time you did you got ignored with a huff. more so when you catch sight of a furious blush you almost mistook as too much of the makeup product. (no such person like vil wouldn't notice how red his cheeks would be if it was that case.)

besides the unintentional spoiling from kalim (who genuinely just thinks you deserve it all as a form of his love and affection.) idia is by no means poor. how else could he afford all the latest parts for his technology? let alone whale on the games he likes to play. this man spoils you intentionally. if he knows you want a character, weapon, or certain item he's getting his hands on it and giving it all to you. a collector's item? easy. it doesn't matter if the price is too high on the bar, nothing would ever compare to you anyways.

malleus is on your side, always. it doesn't matter if you're actually wrong about something, he's siding with you and defending you with his life 💀 you burned down a building knowing full well that the fire is a big possibility? everyone makes mistakes though... according to malleus draconia everybody. one of the strongest person in twisted wonderland is either the next 100% win rate lawyer or some random person making third grade defenses. there's no in between. that or he's making the dumbest excuse and actually making good points right after.

#twst #twst x reader #twisted wonderland x reader #twisted wonderland #twst fluff #twisted wonderland headcanons #twisted wonderland scenarios #twisted wonderland imagines #riddle rosehearts x reader #leona kingscholar x reader #azul ashengrotto x reader #kalim al asim x reader #vil schoenheit x reader #malleus draconia x reader #idia shroud x reader #riddle x reader #leona x reader #azul x reader #kalim x reader #vil x reader #idia x reader #malleus x reader #x gn reader #ㅤ◜◡◝ . . signed !

[cherrythepuppet]

The puppets Before Christmas

this AU belong to @cloudy-dreams

'Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems, in a place that perhaps you've seen in your dreams. For the story that you are about to be told, took place in the holiday worlds of old. Now, you've probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven't, I'd say it's time you begun. This Is Halloween'

"Boys and girls of every age Wouldn't you like to see something strange?" The shadows sang as they appeared from the graves

"Come with us and you will see This, our town of Halloween" "This is Halloween, this is Halloween Pumpkins scream in the dead of night" The shadows and pumpkins sang together

"This is Halloween, everybody make a scene Trick or treat till the neighbors gonna die of fright It's our town, everybody scream In this town of Halloween" The ghosts said

"I am the one hiding under your bed Teeth ground sharp and eyes glowing red" The man under the bed sang as the man under the stairs continued "I am the one hiding under your stairs Fingers like snakes and spiders in my hair"

"This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!" The Corpse Chorus said "in this town we call home Everyone hail to the pumpkin song" the vampires sang

"In this town, don't we love it now? Everybody's waiting for the next surprise!" The mayor exclaimed "Round that corner, man hiding in the trash can Something's waiting now to pounce, and how you'll scream" the Corpse chorus said

The Harlequin demon, werewolf and melting man all sang together "Scream! This is Halloween Red 'n' black, slimy green!" 

"Aren't you scared?" The wolf asked "Well, that's just fine Say it once, say it twice Take the chance and roll the dice Ride with the moon in the dead of night" the witches sang as they were riding their brooms

"Everybody scream, everybody scream!" The hanging tree siad as the hanged men joined in "In our town of Halloween!"

"I am the clown with the tear-away face Here in a flash and gone without a trace!" The clown Dog sang as he ripped his face off and then disappeared "I am the "who" when you call Who's there?"

A Puppet Ragdoll up in a tower was Fixing his hair when "I am the wind blew I am the wind blowing through your hair!" The wind said

The shadow of a humoniad house was seen in the moon "I am the shadow on the moon at night Filling your dreams to the brim with fright!"

"This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!" Everyone sang

"Tender lumplings everywhere Life's no fun without a good scare!" Two child corpses exclaimed "That's our job, but we're not mean In our town of Halloween!" The parent corpses said

"In this town Don't we love it now! Everyone's waiting for the next surprise!" The mayor sang

"Skeleton (Y/n) might catch you in the back And scream like a banshee Make you jump out of your skin This is Halloween, everybody scream Won't ya please make way for a very special Person! Our Skeleton (Y/n) is Ruler of the pumpkin patch Everyone hail to the Pumpkin Ruler now!" The corpse chorus exclaimed 

"This is Halloween, this is Halloween Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!" Everyone sang as the mayor pulled a horse with a scarecrow on it

"In this town we call home Everyone hail to the puppet song!" Everyone sang as the scarecrow jumped into the foutain

"La la-la la, Halloween! Halloween!" Everyone sang as the scarecrow came out of the foutain no longer a scarecrow but now was a 6 feet tall Skeleton wearing a black pin-striped suit, complete with a bat bow-tie and black dress shoes. 

Everyone was celebrating and cheering "I believe it was our most horrible yet! Thank you everyone!" (Y/n)  exclaimed "No, thanks to you, (Y/n)! Without your brilliant leadership!" The mayor, Howdy, said "Not at all Mayor" (Y/n) replied "You're such a scream (Y/n)!" "You're a witch's fondest dream!" "You made walls fall, (Y/n)!" "Walls fall? You made the very mountains crack, (Y/n)"

Everyone continued to praise (Y/n) as the Blue haired rag doll stared at Them with amazement in his eyes but then someone grabbed His arm "The deadly nightshade you slipped me wore off, Wally!" Poppy Yelled "Let go!" Wally yelled back

"You're not ready for so much excitement!" Poppy told him as she held onto his arm and tried to drag him back to the lab "Yes I am!" Wally said "You're coming with me!" Poppy grumbled 

"No I'm not!" Wally yelled as he pull out the thread that's holding his arm on making it to where he can run off "Come back here you foolish!- oaf! Ow!" Poppy yelled as Wally's arm hit her on the head as he ran to the graveyard 

"Ooo (Y/n), you make wounds ooze and flesh crawl!" A monster said "Thank you, thank you, thank you- very much" (Y/n) said as they began to back away from everyone 

"Hold it! We haven't given out the prizes yet! Our first award goes to the vampires for most blood drained in a single evening!" Howdy announced which gained everyone's attention "A frightening and honorable mention goes to the fabulous Dark Lagoon leeches!" Howdy added

(Y/n) had begun walking to the graveyard where Wally was stuffing the leaves back into his arm but once he saw (Y/n) he hid behind a gravestone, (Y/n) had started singing as they would walk around the graveyard 

"There are few who'd deny, at what I do I am the best For my talents are renowned far and wide When it comes to surprises in the moonlit night I excel without ever even trying With the slightest little effort of my ghostlike charms I have seen grown men give out a shriek!" They sang

"With the wave of my hand, and a well-placed moan I have swept the very bravest off their feet Yet year after year, it's the same routine And I grow so weary of the sound of screams" They sang "And I, (Y/n), the Pumpkin Ruler Have grown so tired of the same old thing Oh, somewhere deep inside of these Bones An emptiness began to grow!" They sang as They stood on the top of the spiral hill

"There's something out there, far from my home A longing that I've never known...I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light And I'll scare you right out of your pants To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky And I'm known throughout England and France And since I am dead, I can take off my head To recite Shakespearean quotations!" They said

"No animal nor man can scream like I can! With the fury of my recitations...But who here would ever understand That the Pumpkin Ruler with the ever-lasting grin Would tire of Their crown..." They trailed off

"if they only understood...They'd give it all up if he only could Oh, there's an empty place in my Bones That calls out for something unknown The fame and praise come year after year Does nothing for these empty tears" They said before They left the graveyard

"Oh (Y/n), I know how you feel" Wally mumbled as He gathers herbs then heads back to Poppy's tower

#welcome home #welcome home au #wally darling x reader #fanfic

[howlingday]

You know I like fanfiction but I'm tired of people crapping over Jaune's style all the time. Like the oneise. Maybe some people don't like showing off. I have always been a comfort over style person but can't people let Jaune be him.

I remember reading a fic where Jaune wore black shorts and a shirt to bed, mentioning that he was stopped by his dad from bringing his onesie to Beacon.

Honestly, I LOVE the onesie scene because 1) it's a hilarious insight into Jaune's character and it's done so well to contrast with all the "hot guys" that probably die later that are just standing around flexing with their shirts off, and B) really sells us on just out of his depth Jaune really is. Like, imagine a guy showing up to the Army in a onesie. He'd be the laughing stock of the entire command, earning his first ever nickname, "PJs" or "Onesie". Little does anyone know that this goofy man-child will grow up to wrestle demon horses and swing a sword so hard that it makes metal chains swing a couple yards away from the SHEER FORCE of it. Pretty subversive, huh?

But yeah, everybody wants to comb through the old episodes of RWBY so they can point out Jaune's "bad flaws" while disregarding everyone else's so they can say that he's a bad character, or he's a Gary Stu, or that he was never supposed to be a main character, or some other load of horse hockey that makes my stomach churn. Well, that, and these spicy noodles that I'm eating.

#rwby #jaune arc #my thoughts #my answers #my answer

[dungeon-meshi-tournament]

Of course asking people which monster they find more fuckable is a good way to get them to say funny things, so I got a lot of funny comments on the Most Fuckable Monster in the Dungeon Tournament. So as usual, I compiled a list of the ones I liked best, ordered by the poll they were commented on. Enjoy!

Barometz vs Dryad (round 1 part 1)

dryad boobs in my mouth please please please you're nothing

Man-eating plant vs Mandrake (round 1 part 1)

getting my dick digested by a pitcher plant

its what laios would have wanted

Skeleton vs Dullahan (round 1 part 1)

why is the armor sweeping?? how are ya'll planning to fuck the armor??? at least the skeleton you could like wedge a vibrator or fleshlight into the pelvis. I forgot this is the celibacy site and fucking is not a real physical thing on here

fools do not see the eroticisim of plate armor

Phoenix vs Harpy (round 1 part 2)

harpy has a tits out kinda look

Griffin vs Hippogriff (round 1 part 2)

Me at first: really? You’d fuck the horse? Me, remembering the barded penises of felines : no wait you’re right

White dragon vs Red dragon (round 1 part 3)

It's canon that white dragons fight furiously while red dragon is the equivalent of that blue hands dinosaur in Prehistoric Planet

white dragon is cuntier somehow

Treasure insects vs Succubus (round 1 part 3)

another tits out kinda look

normal poll matchup. normal poll. do people want to fuck a succubus or inch long insects. who will win

Huge scorpion vs Huge spider vs Mimic (round 1 part 3)

What you do to the mimic is hidden from the eyes of all

The mimics got that dog in it

dark souls mimic resemblances have me thinking unwise

something about the mysterious air around the mimic

Golem vs Ice golem (round 1 part 4)

Same deal but one freezes ur junk off I think the winner is clear

Gargoyle vs Hag (round 1 part 4)

..abusive mother kink????

Familiar vs Jack Frost (round 1 part 4)

familiar is customizable 👍

Doppelganger vs Demon (round 1 part 4)

That stupid sexy cat simply slays too much cunt

Hippogriff vs Fish-man (round 2 part 1)

no offense to my buddy fish-man but that hippogriff is too majestic

Living armour vs Undine (round 2 part 2)

One if the extras has a really perturving bit: Undines fed by consuming liquids with mana. Holm mentions regularly feeding it BODILY FLUIDS.

is wearing living armor anything

White dragon vs Green dragon (round 3)

she made that dragon sooooo cunty and for what

Cockatrice vs Demon (round 3)

you should've put the slutiest picture of the demon. to remind everyone that ryoko -sensei is down BAD

no one: ryoko kui: i am going to make a lion demon that is SOOOOOOO [redacted]

everybody vote for demon! a vote for demon is a love letter to Ryoko Kui

I do find it funny we're blowing the demon whore moments on like, the cockatrice matchup

This manga is so slutty and yet so tasteful in it that you can't really call it anything but great in every aspect of its eroticism

Mermaid vs Harpy (quarter finals)

i am so mad rn. a mermaid !? more fuckable than a harpy!? for shame tumblr for shame

White dragon vs Succubus (quarter finals)

Dragon fluffye!

Chimera vs Mermaid (semi-finals)

sorry mermaid. falin fucks supremely.

sorry falin. gotta stand up for my fellow merfolk here

a vote for chimera is a vote for lesbians

Succubus vs Demon (semi-finals)

Not even the sucubbi stands up to the limitless demon sexo

if you think about it. the succubus can turn into the demon's many forms

Chimera vs Demon (finale)

fags and dykes fighting to the death over this one

Listen man. Even if I'm gay I understand why Falin is winning but- Consider that the demon knows your exact wants and desires and could satisfy your sexual needs perfectly. Also when he's buff and humanoid near the end

either of them deserve to win but demon sweep because that fucker showed up in a dream to me once

teef!!!!

VOTE FOR DYKES. VOTE FOR SLEEPY GIRLS. VOTE FOR SHARP LITTLE TEETH

Mermaid vs Succubus (battle for the bronze)

mermaids can't lose to magical mosquito people PLEASE

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #most fuckable monster in the dungeon tournament #funny comments

[butchhamlet]

a scene-by-scene playlist for macbeth--one song for each scene. you know the drill by now. track list with rationale under the cut; special thanks to @blackcatarts for help with the selection :3 happy halloween season, y'all.

track list + rationale

act one

1.1 (the witches enter) - Everybody Wants to Rule the World (Lorde Cover) (feels self-explanatory, plus the vibe of it feels like panning in over a foggy battlefield)

1.2 (duncan finds out macbeth slayed) - Aneurysm by Nirvana (found this one on this macbeth playlist a while back and it has remained a macbeth song to me forever and ever; the manic energy fits the battlefield fervor here)

1.3 (macbeth and banquo meet the witches) - They by Jem (“and it’s ironic too // ‘cause what we tend to do // is act on what they say // and then it is that way… who are they? where are they? how can they possibly know all this?”)

1.4 (duncan names malcolm his successor) - Money Money Money by ABBA (he’s plotting! he’s planning! stars, hide your fires! look just trust me on this one)

1.5 (lady macbeth reads the letter & reunites with macbeth) - She’s Kerosene by the Interrupters (every lyric of this song is about lady macbeth.)

1.6 (lady macbeth welcomes duncan to her castle) - Silver Platters by Les Gold (“no need to be cordial // you could be immortal // if you take the risk // could you take the risk?” + “step out on the dance floor // this is what you asked for // such a pretty face // what was it underneath the mask for?”)

1.7 (the macbeths argue) - Fight For Me by AlicebanD (macbeths song of all time!!!)

act two

2.1 (dagger scene) - Disturbia by Rihanna (the supernatural begins to bleed into the world! will someone please direct a macbeth where this comes on during this scene) 

2.2 (post-murder argument) - Prowl Great Cain by The Mountain Goats (very macbeth song. placed here for “and i feel guilty, but i can’t feel ashamed!” & mention of sleepwalking & betrayal & prowling [cf. his line about tarquin in 2.1])

2.3 (porter scene, duncan’s death comes out) - Daniel in the Den by Bastille (“felled in the night by the ones you think you love // they will come for you” + “and for every king that died // they would crown another”)

2.4 (hey. don’t cry. duncan’s horses ate each other) - When He Died by Lemon Demon (literally a song about the world getting fucked up after a guy dies what can i say)

act three

3.1 (banquo gets suspicious) - Aha! by Imogen Heap (entire song about people pretending to be better than they are, including an actual serial killer. + “cost you to keep me quiet” with banquo…)

3.2 (the macbeths are fracturing) - The Horror of Our Love by Ludo (EXTREMELY MACBETHS SONG. here because this is the scene where they start to switch places, with him the one buying into violence as the answer & telling her not to worry about gory details)

3.3 (banquodeath) - Bury A Friend by Billie Eilish (rdj meme voice: he has murdered his friend)

3.4 (banquet scene) - Bird Song by Florence + the Machine (song about killing the witness and then being haunted by that witness and completely losing your shit trying to shut their ghost up…)

3.5 (hecate) - Hecate by Wendy Rule (i don’t give a shit about this scene i’m sorry. interpolation boooooo)

3.6 (lennox talks politics) - Dark Doo Wop by MS MR (foggy apocalyptic ones. “it’s all gone to shit // it’s out of our hands”)

act four

4.1 (double double toil & trouble) - Hot Knife by Fiona Apple (i’m a hot knife i’mmmm a hot knife i’m a hot knife he’s a pat of butter… you’re just gonna have to trust me on this one. my school’s macbeth had heavy drumming all through this scene and it’s associated with this song to me forever)

4.2 (macduff’s family is murdered) - Pretty Little Things by the Crane Wives (songs about pretty/fragile things being destroyed because of men’s betrayal… thinking about how lady macduff blames her husband for abandoning her to the wolves :( )

4.3 (malcolm and macduff) - All or Nothing by the Dream Masons (songs that are about both malcolm and macduff. the first verse especially is very malcolm, as a young prince stranded among enemies; the chorus is especially macduff-deciding-to-kill-macbeth-or-die-trying)

act five

5.1 (lady macbeth sleepwalks) - Tymps (The Sick in the Head Song) by Fiona Apple (LADY MACBETH GUILT SONG! “those boon times went bust // my feet of clay, they dried to dust // the red isn’t the red we painted, it’s just rust” w her imaginary bloodstains, + “i’m either so sick in the head i need to be bled dry to quit // or i just really used to love him // i sure hope that’s it”)

5.2 (the scots and english gather) - Marked Man by Mieka Pauley (songs i considered for 4.3 as well. they are coming to Get His Ass)

5.3 (macbeth preparing to fight) - For the Departed by Shayfer James (songs about knowing you’re about to get got but what does it matter when you’re already damned)

5.4 (the fucking wood is moving guys) - Kingdom Fall by Claire Wyndham (songs i almost put on the prior scene, for “i’d rather watch my kingdom fall // i want it all or not at all,” but eventually i placed it here because… well, we are watching the kingdom fall, my guy)

5.5 (tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow) - Drowning in the Sound by Amanda Palmer (okay, this is kind of because of “sound and fury,” but also it’s soooo macbeth act 5. “and the body is a temple but the temple is a prison and the prison’s overcrowded and the inmates know it’s flooded and the body politic is getting sicker by the second” + “do you ever feel like this should be officially the end? // and that you should be the one to do the ending, but you can’t?” + the inevitability…)

5.6 (scots + english arrive) - Lion’s Teeth by the Mountain Goats (song about trying to kill a powerful and tyrannical figure. also sounds like a fight scene)

5.7 (macduff and macbeth come face to face) - Bury Me Face Down by grandson (so obsessed with how firmly this guy would rather go down fighting than do literally anything easier)

5.8 (macbeth’s head presented, malcolm crowned) - King of the World by WAR*HALL (a new king is crowned after one dies by violence. fleance is still out there somewhere. the cycle of violence continues. this one doesn’t work unless you imagine the witches watching pityingly/sinisterly in the background)

#max.txt #macbeth #LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOO GANG! I LOVE THIS DAMN PLAY #scene by scene playlist #playlistgate #Spotify

[demeterswheat]

The demonization of Mother Demeter.

It’s L.O particularly. in early myths, it’s mainly from Demeter’s point of view. Her daughter was wrongfully taken away from her for marriage. So now in L.O it’s romance all of a sudden? It was never to be a love story, it’s about a grieving mother and the emotion of the changing seasons. Now she is a manipulative, grooming mother who didn't want her daughter to be happy.

Now before i start my rant.

Who is Demeter and what role does she play?

Demeter is the Greek goddess of the harvest, grain, and fertility. She is one of the Twelve Olympian gods that live on Mount Olympus. Because she was the goddess of the harvest, she was very important to the farmers and peasant people of Greece. Demeter was Gaia's granddaughter. In modern interpretations of Greek mythology, Demeter is seen as an aspect of Gaia that has been passed down through the generations, because of her connection to growth and harvest.

Like all Olympian gods, Demeter was immortal and very powerful. She had control over the harvest and the growing of grains. She could cause plants to grow (or not grow) and had control over the seasons. She also had some control over the weather and could make people hungry.

Her role in L.O.

In the comic, she is presented as an “obstacle”, making her the “villain” of the story because she doesn't support the idea of a 2000+ god with her 19-year-old daughter (now later 30) Persephone once says “She’s grieving over the life she though she would've wanted” the issue is that Demeter was created into a young woman not having a childhood none at all, and preparing for war. (A war that almost lasted for 11 years)

She had valid reasons to worry for her daughter, she hasn’t seen her daughter for 10 years and now when her mother asks for her to come home and says “no” with no explanation at all, and the everybody now hates her.

What makes it worse is that her daughter was mad that she made Hades black-out drunk to forget her (keep in mind she was presumably 16 when she was naked in front of him nothing with a fizzy glow barely covering her. Calling it a connection?

She has seen time after time goddess, nymph, and human women being rumped and dumped by zeus in her own realm. Let’s not forget her own “mother” was eaten by zeus (what people seem to forget) The very same can happen to Persephone, every fertility goddess has been eaten because of their power.

Then episode 230 happened and that was the final straw, Demeter is so mistreated by rs and the narrative and it’s really pathetic.

Who just wakes up and says “Hey! let’s make others hate Demeter even more”

Demeter was also a victim of her own story.

1. Zeus forced himself on demeter to produce peresephone

2. Hades (her own brother) stole her daughter because he was lonely

3. Posiden also forced himself (onto her) as horse while looking at her daughter, giving birth to other children.

In mostly every retelling she is often told as an obstacle for “true love” between a tween and her sugar daddy.

#anti lo #anti lore olympus #lo critical #lore olympus critical #anti lo persephone

[emmanuellececchi]

Not-Yet-Written-Fics Game

AKA 4 liners outlines in my Scrivener files that no-one asked for but maybe I'll write ✨someday✨

Thanks for the tag @erathene 😘 As you did I added the probability of writing it... Maybe

1 - When Eomer got a hair cut. Way back when I was younger I imagined this that Eomer got capture by orcs and that they had cut his gorgeous hair. Not so long ago I exchanged with @konartiste about it and put a few lines in a file. Eomer got captured, hair cut, eored filled with mutuals as horse lord (thought it would be funny), Eomer feeling ashamed in front of his Queen, until he feels her nails rakes through his short hair, and feels her kissing his neck... That's it. That's the plot. Probability of being written: 1/10 - Already lots of things on my plate. Maybe a scene somewhere... Or a one shot. For now, it will stay in my files.

2 - Valisthea University. FUNNY AU for Final Fantasy XVI. Where every dominants is a Uni Professor. each of them in a depatment fitting with their personality/powers. No plot. Just shenanigan on a campus with professors acting like adolescent, love and gossip, all fun no drama. Maybe an OC, maybe not. Just a fleeting ideas among the sea of ideas I have. Probability of being written : 1/10 - Simply because I have already so much WIP for FF16, this one is just... too much. Although it could be one shot compiled in a non coherent story... Maybe I just bumped the probability by one... So 2/10

3 - Dark Phoenix. DARK FF16 AU Where Joshua turns evil after learning the Undying actually killed his brother. Once again. No plot. just an exchange of ideas with @cantanatova. Probability of being written : 0/10 - Even when I am making his life even more miserable, I want Joshua to have a happy ending. This cannot end good... So I don't feel I'll be able to write it.

4 - The Warden of Shadow. DARK FF16 AU where there are only two dominants Light and Darkness AKA Dion Lesage and Barnabas Tharmr. All the other are allies from one side or the other. In this one Barnabas capture someone of Dion's family to have a child and make the child the next Warden of Darkness but imbue with the power of light. Goal being to have someone able to overpower Dion and conquer the whole world. The child is growing up without love and is teached war, fights, and so on. Sleipnir watches over the child who is a daughter. This is a twisted relationship as Sleipnir, is actually an spirit/egi from a third, forgotten power : Shadow. At one point Barnabas will want to break the twisted bond between Sleipnir and the girl in order to break the girl and make her the perfect vessel. All hell break loose, And the girl claim the Shadow power. The last scene is of the girl and Sleipnir looking over a battle field where Darkness and Light are fighting and reading to wreak chaos on both side. Probability of being writen : 7/10 - Barnabas and Sleipnir are bad guys in the game and I have no trouble giving them hell. And I found the twist of having another set of "bad guys" or non aligned guys to just break everything without a care in the world.

I have many others but I'll just list this 4. It actually helped me while writing about them so thanks again @erathene!

Let's send a no-pressure tag to @konartiste @from-the-coffee-shop-in-edoras and @quillofspirit and everybody else who would like to share with us! @ass-deep-in-demons and @frodothefair: I am tagging you but you already posted yours ;)

#LOTR #FFXVI #fanfic #WIP #well not really in progress #Emma's writing #Tag Game

[notmorbid]

demon copperhead, pt. 2.

dialogue prompts from demon copperhead by barbara kingsolver.

i was born to wish for more than i can have.

there's a shoe out there for every foot.

it's important to leave home and take a look around.

i could be very rich if i decide to extort.

i wonder how it would feel to like who you are.

old homecoming queens never die.

who died and left you boss?

sorry to say your secret is out.

i'm gonna see bad spray tans in my nightmares.

nobody rides you like you ride yourself.

i used to think i knew what hurt was.

i don't like owing anybody.

i didn't fully believe you'd come.

i've got a surprise for you later.

does some law say we all turn into our parents?

half of me is sorry. the other half isn't.

don't look for money to buy your life back.

before we were us, we weren't anything.

you look like a plaid pillow.

i thought i knew it all, in those days.

people find more ways to shut up their monsters than a bible has verses.

let's go steal a tree.

the tall weed gets cut.

a kid in my shoes takes what power they can find.

the moon went to bed already, so what's wrong with us?

i'm a horrible person. the sooner you realize that, the better off you'll be.

you're too good for me. i don't deserve you.

it wasn't a secret, i just knew you wouldn't like it.

you use what you've got.

my stomach feels like i've been eating rusty nails.

some good's been known to come out of bad luck, if you face it head on.

where is the motherfucking compassion?

this is still your home, if you want to stay.

the adult in my life is me.

you look like you've seen the dead.

we were kids playing house.

come hang out any time. i could stand the company.

you have to quit being so nice to people.

i'm not one to shut any doors.

i cannot get the hang of living alone.

you should be as mad as i am.

do you want to sleep tonight, or do you want the truth?

they did this to us. you understand that, right?

of all the good people i know, you're probably the best one.

everybody needs to dump on somebody.

i've lived long enough to know that shit doesn't really bounce off.

kids aren't the problem. it's parents.

the only person you need to worry about is yourself.

i have my own honor.

part of being a mature person is knowing your skillset.

another week, another shitshow.

feel free to have a look around.

the support has to run both ways.

good people don't give up on the ones they love.

i've stayed alive so far by staying on my own feet.

i need you to wake up. sit up. we have to talk.

i love you. i would never, ever want to hurt you.

i want to draw your hands.

it's sunday. everyone's either in church or sleeping off their sins.

i want to kill you, but i'm not going to let you die.

are you testing me? or do you really not know?

if wishes were horses, we'd all have different shit to shovel.

a fallen hero shatters into more sharp pieces than you'd believe.

i thought i'd be better off without the fear.

there'll be no getting over this.

a selfish heart will keep you alive, at least.

a snake with venom is gonna bite.

going nowhere fast is a kind of juice.

trust the road, because nobody stays.

in the long run you're on the road with your ghosts. you're the ship, they're the bottle.

rehab is like being married to sickness in a lot of ways, really.

a good story doesn't just copy life, it pushes back on it.

you never were one to fall only halfway down the well, were you?

i let you go. it's what i had to do.

#rp meme #sentence starters #ask memes #inbox memes #rp prompt #rp prompts #rp memes #ask meme

[that-lesbian-gurl]

irl quotes <3

hayyyyyy y’all, i’m back and if you want to see some of my irls here on tumblr C is @some-horse-gurl and Titi is @jarondont

one more thing, if you’ve read these before you’ll have seen E but she’s annoying and decided she will now be ‘slayer of dance’ so keep an eye out.

Me: “baby shot glass would murder the world” lady floutist: “i would thank it”

idk where the baby shot glass came from but i don’t trust it

C: “my beautiful water bottle i dropped down the stairs and hit two children”

C: *southern accent* C: “i don’t know what i did wrong to little Suzie”

C, who is Suzie? we don’t know one

lil miss muffin: “why do they have faces?”

C: “cause some of us aren’t creative” Me: “who’s some of us?” C: “me”

goth leaf: “dude is pizza real food?” lady floutist: “i don't know...i think pizza is just...pizzaaaa”

C: “that’s unfortunately my child” lady flouist: *offended* C: “i love you slightly less than my other child”

C: “i’m sorry but my other child makes my school papers look demonic.”

tomato: “tomatoes go on your shirt”

truer words have never been spoken

C: “what like .01% of the time?” slayer of dance: “No, no be nice” C: “I’m talking about myself” slayer of dance: “oh then carry on”

once again, i present, the ‘married’ couple

Me: “ew leap day” C: “lake be nice” Me: “the last one was in horror year i will not be nice”

C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”

you believe me if i said this is about the oregon trail?

C: “have any of us died yet?”

again, oregon trail

lil miss muffin: “slayer of dance drowned” C: “YES”

still oregon trail

C: “that’s too bad because you kiLLED EVERYBODY ELSE”

oregon trail!

lil miss muffin: “C are you being greenist?”

watching the wizard of oz with your friends is fun, i promise.

C: “I hate when they describe a place like it’s so old and beat up” C: “I DONT GIVE A FUCK”

C: “my entire family has brown eyes including me, except for my dad like whAT DO YOU THINK MAKES YOU SPECIAL”

i don’t think she likes her dad much

C: “you can’t help people by bashing their head in”

slayer of dance stole C’s water bottle

slayer of dance: “i thought you were gonna say you can’t help people by bashing their head in” slayer of dance: *hits C* slayer of dance: “i think it’s working”

with a paper. i think.

Me: “… and you’ll die” C: “slay”

tomato: “why do i kinda want a lockdown to happen” Me: “because it would be exciting and you could possibly die” C: *gasp* C: “i wanna die”

we are very concerning

C: “when in doubt divorce it out”

Me: “i’m aliv-“ *coughs* *dies*

C: “kindness doesn’t matter” C: “Be a mean person”

lady floutist: “here C, try this” C: “HOLY SHIT”

istg lady floutist carries bricks in her backpack

C: “leave no space for other citizens”

Titi: “i am actually sobbing” Me: *doesn’t look up* Me: “are you sure? that doesn’t seem true” Titi: *offended* Titi: “i WAS sobbing”

she’s reading the oddest because she’s obsessed with Epic: the musical

C: “please just flip people off”

lady floutist: “what’s with all the ruffles this isn’t the 1800s, burn it like the witches that wore it”

goth leaf: “i love witchcraft”

i do too!!!

lovely, this was fun but i shall see you all again in the future, adieu!

#my irl friends #friends #irl shit #my irls are crazy

[little-cereal-draws]

Button House dog rescue au pt 2

Alison and Mike turn Button House into a dog rescue instead of an event hall and the ghosts are the dogs they have. Just some headcanons abt how their life would be. Read pt 1 first for this to make sense

pt 1 pt 3

"bath time" is an all day activity that is also a fully body work out. Some of the smaller dogs like Fanny and Kitty are able to get baths in the sink and are the easiest to do. Fanny looks like a demon when her fur is wet and glares at everybody the whole time. Kitty will cry at the beginning but if she can take one of her toys with her, she usually forgets and has a great time

the medium to large sized dogs get to go in the bathtub (but not the Cooper's personal one). Whenever Mike bathes Julian he wears his swimsuit bc Julian has so much fun splashing around that the entire room is going to be soaked by the end. They have to keep the towels in the hall so they don't get wet too. The Captain hates bathtime and will do anything to avoid it. He usually ends up trying to hide somewhere but is never any good at it. Multiple times, Alison's found him just standing in the corner, tucking his head against the wall. He tries to climb out of the bath every two seconds so you have to use one hand to keep him in and use the other to wash him. He cries the whole time. Humphrey just sits down in the warm water and goes to sleep. It's like a nice relaxing spa. A few times Alison has come in asking what's taking so long and he's gone to sleep in Mike's hand. Mike doesn't want to wake him up so he just has to hold his head until he wakes up by himself

Robin's too big for the tub and just gets hosed down outside. He doesn't particularly enjoy it and will try to walk away if he can. Whoever's holding him in place also gets hosed down by proximity. The other dogs love to run through the hose and try to bite the water which can make this process take even longer

unfortunately, a lot of the dogs they have now are herding dogs (Pat, Thomas, and the Captain) and they will try to herd the other dogs, Alison, and Mike. There have been a few particularly disastrous occasions where all three of them had conflicting ideas on where the group should go and pushed them back and forth until everyone on the inside was confused and terrified of what was going on. The easiest targets are Mary, Humphrey, and Kitty but occasionally Julian will find himself lumped in too. Despite his tiny size, only Pat's brave enough to go after Robin and will nip at his heels until he listens. (Corgis are used to herd things ten times their size like cows and horses so he's not scared of a big dog like Robin at all. When it comes to herding, corgis fear no man and no god)

Alison took them on a fieldtrip once to a farm that had a bunch of actual sheep for them to herd and it was the best day of their lives. As they pulled up and saw the sheep, there were so many happy tippytaps and butt wags. Getting them out of the car was probably the hardest because they kept wanting to run over there right this instant!! The Captain especially; Alison had to say, "No, Captain, we're going to wait and we're going to stay" like twenty times which was a very disappointing number for him. She even had to push his butt down to get him to sit when it wasn't his turn which was very embarrassing… but how could he be expected to listen and follow orders when there were real live actual sheep right there, Alison!? He kept creeping forward one inch at a time when he thought she wasn’t looking

when it was Thomas' turn to herd them he was pretty good except he kept stopping to check if Alison was watching every five seconds. She was but he just had to make sure again

Robin has a bad habit of chasing birds and rabbits. Usually it's just for fun and he has no intention of doing anything when he catches up but on several occasions, he has killed them and brought them back to the house. He gets in huge trouble every time he does tho so he doesn’t do it super often. Alison and Mike try to figure out a way to use the meat either for their own food or the dogs’ so it doesn’t go completely to waste

Unfortunately, as they adjust more to being normal dogs, Julian and occasionally the Captain join Robin in these hunts. Julian is always very proud of himself when he catches something and doesn’t mind being yelled at. The Captain hates it so he usually lets whatever animal he’s chasing get away

Mike buys a remote control car and all the dogs chase it around the lawn. It’s a madhouse every time he gets it out. Robin, Julian, and surprisingly Mary are always in front followed by Thomas, Pat, and Kitty. The Captain tries his best and can stay near the front of the pack if he really wants to but because of his bad hips, he can only do it for short bursts before he has to lay down. Fanny never runs after it but loses her mind barking from the side. Humphrey tried to chase it the first few times they got it out but wasn’t able to sprint across the lawn at nearly the same speed with his little doggy wheel mobility aid and got left behind every time. He lost interest after he decided he would never catch it and just lays around while the others run now

Once Mike didn’t see him laying in the grass and ran the car right into his ribs. The Coopers will never forget the horrible yelp he let out. Mike held him and apologized the whole ride to the vet. Luckily nothing had broken but they did have to ice his ribs for a week. Mike felt so bad and gave him extra treats for a month. Humphrey wasn’t complaining lol

Mary likes to snuggle now. She didn’t used to when she first came but now she’ll try to climb in Alison’s lap crushing Fanny, Kitty, and usually Thomas in the process. She doesn’t understand she’s too big to be a lap dog. Alison moves her off and as long as she keeps petting her head, Mary will accept that

Pat follows Mike around the kitchen and “cleans the floor” as he cooks. He’s always too fast and close to the floor for Mike to grab the food before he can eat it. Mike's given up and will sometimes “accidentally drop” food he knows Pat particularly likes like cheese, tiny pieces of bacon, or eggs. This has to stay their little secret tho bc Alison will not be happy if she finds out

Kitty loves trying to play with Robin but Robin only notices she’s there abt half of the time. Their height difference is ridiculous and if Alison didn’t know Robin so well, she would worry that he’s going to accidentally step on her

Julian has peed in the house multiple times (he’s a jerk) but bc of the sheer number of dogs in the house, they can’t pin it on him for sure. He’s really good at acting innocent unlike Mary who looks guilty as soon as anyone's voice raises even if they're not even talking to her. Alison is suspicious of him but doesn’t have enough evidence and she’s determined to catch him one day

Alison balanced Fanny on Robin's back once. She looked terrified and started shaking with fear immediately. That was the end of that adventure

#i might do more if i think of them. this was fun #bbc ghosts #alison cooper #mike cooper #robin bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts robin #humphrey bone #sir humphrey bone #mary guppy #kitty higham #thomas thorne #fanny button #lady button #stephanie button #the captain bbc ghosts #bbc ghosts the captain #pat butcher #julian fawcett

[itsmymeaningoflife]

Crowley and Take Me To Church- not a full essay but just a dump of my thoughts

• Starting off by saying that this song is an explicit criticism of how the church / Christianity has treated gay people / the LGBT+ community and how easily LGBT+ people within the church can lose their religion / faith because of this

•I think it makes sense for people to associate this song with Aziraphel for the obvious reason of he is an Angel and part of the church / Christianity. And then with the added layer of him being gay (using the term “gay” loosely, but as a fandom you guys know what I mean) and questioning some of the teachings and interpretations of the religion he upholds. The lyrics allows the association of Aziraphel with the lyricism about heaven, worship, God and the Church

• But this is CROWLEY’S song

• (All Demons are disgraced Angels) It’s almost as if he was cast out of heaven for his ‘sin’ of being gay

• and that he still holds onto his faith in God and the religion as an institution

• But it’s the CHURCH and GOD that has turned their backs on HIM, not the other way round.

• It’s as if Crowley is not only thinking about Aziraphel while listening to this song, but also contemplating what his existence could have been if he was an Angel like Aziraphel and Heaven didn’t fully turn their backs on him

•It’s as if Crowley is clinging to his previous faith, begging for a second chance.

“My lover's got humor

She's the giggle at a funeral

Knows everybody's disapproval

I should've worshiped her sooner”

-Aziraphel has just enough mischief in him to not fully fit in and be a model Angel. And Aziraphels existence in the church, doing heavens biddings, in itself is a rebellion.

“If the Heavens ever did speak

She's the last true mouthpiece”

-the word and morals of Aziraphel is the only thing keeping Crowley from renouncing “goodness” altogether. If Aziraphel can still think so highly of Heaven while living his existence as a “gay” Angel and not be punished for it, then these are the teachings of heaven that Crowley can see himself living by

““We were born sick", you heard them say it”

- Sick = gay / queer in this context. Both Crowley and Aziraphel were born this way. There is nothing they can do about it, yet Crowley feels that he is the only one being punished for his “sins”

“She tells me "Worship in the bedroom"

- While both Crowley and Aziraphel are both eccentric, Crowley is loudly eccentric - with his loud cars and music- while Aziraphel is quieter and softer. Aziraphel “got away” with his queerness in heaven because he wasn’t loud about it and kept it to himself, unlike Crowley.

“The only Heaven I'll be sent to

Is when I'm alone with you”

-Crowley won’t make it back to heaven, he’s too far gone for that, but having Aziraphel by his side for eternity, is better than that

“Take me to church

I'll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies

I'll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife

Offer me that deathless death

Good God, let me give you my life”

-Crowley knows the teachings of heaven are hollow and just as manipulative as the teachings of hell, but if it meant that he could be seen as good and free of sin, he would grovel at the chance to regain his faith. Maybe because if he was an Angel, Aziraphel would be more willing to be in a full committed partnership with him

“Something meaty for the main course

That's a fine looking high horse

What you got in the stable?

We've a lot of starving faithful

That looks tasty

That looks plenty

This is hungry work”

-Crowley is so so so angry at the hypocrisy of heaven

- The demons were cast aside and left to live in squalor while the angels live a life of righteousness. Crowley has to work twice as hard for his good deeds to even count, just because he is a demon

“There is no sweeter innocence than our gentle sin”

- actually foaming at the mouth over this lyric

- Crowley sees nothing wrong with his feelings and partnership with Aziraphel. Their love for each other is so pure and gentle that he can’t comprehend how ‘this’ is what Heaven renounced him for

#good omens #crowley #aziraphel #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #crowley x aziraphale

[canonicallysoulmates]

Jared JIB13 Saturday Panel

He jumps right into questions and so will we...

Do he and Jensen drive around the Impala's or do they mostly stay in the garage?

Baby bro, his Impala, is in his garage in Austin next to the picture of him on a horse from French Mistake. He says he has to take a pic of that and tweet it, that they both got the Impala's restored and his got finished first but it's not registered yet in America so it's still a Canadian vehicle which is weird because it was born in America in Detroit but it go registered in Canada. In order for him to be able to drive it he has to get it registered but they will certainly go road trip. And he does a Jensen impression saying, "I love baby" 😂 x

Why does he think Sam only had one son?

He jokingly says Sam only had one son that he knew of 😉 But he thinks Sam did all right, in his opinion the reason he only had one son is that when Sam and Dean were both alive Sam had a questionable history as far as success and failures go when it comes to loved ones so to speak, you know his first love was on fire on the ceiling, his next was a werewolf, then a demon that makes you start the apocalypse so he thinks Sam had a child and he tried to not mess it up. He does truly believe that we'll see Sam and Dean ride again in the version of Sam and Dean that are played by he and Jensen but in the mean time he thinks Sam thought 'I've been through enough, this kid is healthy, ten fingers ten toes, I'm gonna honor my brother' so that's where he went. x

How does he think Sam dealt with his hell trauma through all of the years?

The way he played it, and the way he thought it- there's a funny thing being an actor on a show, especially a show that you've done for an ep or two or 3 because he thinks it's cumulative, it grows on each other. Every episode you do in a tv show, if you care, is like a brick. So episode 1 you get a brick, ep 2 you get another brick, ep 3 you might get 3 more bricks, and so on and so forth and there are some really pivotal episodes where you get a whole brick wall like I Know What You Did Last Summer, Changing Channels, the Simon Said one for him was very funny, Fresh Blood, Sacrifice. Sacrifice, he feels he put up an entire wall and poured some more foundation on the floor to build another wall. And so by the time they got to hell!sam you just kinda have to do the best you can, and say okay here's the house of Sam.

And he feels like this, and for people that he hasn't been able to talk to about mental health directly, he tries to think of himself and everybody else as a mountain and so you're a mountian and sometimes you look up and it's a cloudy sky or it's raining or thundering, the next day could be the most beautiful day you've ever seen so don't commit to that thunderous lightning sky. And vice versa if it's beautiful and there's rainbows and birds and you're like everyting's great and it's gonna be that way forever in a week it might be a very shitty day so things change, and that's not dissimilar to how to tell the story of a character so when he played hell Sam all of that was there and it was really though, it's hard to go there, and he thinks a lot of actors and actresses are really well equipped to play a scene like that they can kinda just go into it and come out of it feeling fine, but for him it stayed with him for a little bit, and he thinks it's because it was theraputic for him because there was some stuff he had to deal with and so he explored it.

He's really grateful for his friend Sam, he got to explore a lot of stuff that he would've failed at so he's happy to have had that relationship for 15yrs and hopefully again but all those aspects were there, and still are there if you think about it, he can go back and play hell Sam tomorrow, and he might, he hopes to. x

In a previous panel he mentioned stoicism, could he talk more about it?

The question that he had been asked in said previous panel where he mentioned stoicism was who would he like to sit down to have a meal with, and he says his first thought is that right now he'd love to talk to his grandpa that died before he was born.

He feels he's learned quite a bit about stoicism. He'd love to delve into it he thinks the perceived peace, and not that stoicism is being peaceful, but he thinks it's finding the peace and that has been a journey for him. Again the mountain, the clouds change but remain your own mountain and stay peaceful and pacifist and this too shall pass, so he thinks maybe one of the things he loved about learning about stoicism at just an elementary level that he'd love to keep exploring is how to keep seeking peace wherever you are. x

Does he get his hair permed?

He doesn't get it permed. He shares a cute story about how his hair now is very long because he hasn't had a haircut since wrapping up filming on Walker s3, which happened 3 days after the last JIB back at the end of February, he's had long hair before, obviously, but this is a short hair haircut that has grown out so he doesn't know how to do it, and so he got to the green room that morning and went to Jensen and told him he was fucked because he has hair product for short hair now and he didn't know what to do, and he didn't want to put on his beanie all day long but Jensen told him he might have something and saved his ass as Dean saves Sam's ass many times. Jensen always taking care of his boy 🥰 And if I want to headcanon that Jensen styled Jared's hair nobody can stop me. x

Has the why did uncle Jensen kill mommy talk happened?

It hasn't. He and G have watched some Walker with the kids so it's more why did dad want you killed if he's the producer, but there's something really funny that he feels, and people have asked many times if he's watched SPN with his kids, and his kind of canned answer is they're not old enough to see all that blood but they are, or that they can't see love scenes which they can they get it, it's more he has such a deep and abidding love for SPN and Sam and Dean and C and all the other characters that he doesn't want to watch SPN with the kids casually. He will watch SPN with his kids, he will watch every single ep with them but when he does so he wants to be able to pause and say 'hey here are the archetypes, here are the storylines, here are the tropes, here's why the storyline is going this way because soon it might go that way' basically he wants to able to explain it to them. This is something he's gone through with Tom about like Harry Potter or Star Wars and what's the hero's journey and the speedbumbs along the way. But he will watch it with them and he's sure he will get that question, and hopefully he'll have an answer by then. x

The next fan thanks him for Walker Independence and asks him what his favorite bit was

His favorite bit was attempting to give a voice to the stories that haven't been told yet, it's still an open wound but he's so proud of the cast, the storylines, the characters. It's one of those bummers when he has to remind himself that he's a talking monkey, we all are and sometimes it works out where the people who do or don't decide to pay for you to do another season do or don't decide to pay for it. He couldn't be more proud of the show, the stories, actors and actresses, characters, and he hopes we see more of it somehow. x

Does he have any birthday traditions?

He doesn't have a tradition, honestly when he turned 18 he was filming on Gilmore Girls. When he grew up they had birthday parties but once he moved to LA he believes between his birthday in 2018 and his birthday in 2005 when he turned 22-23, he thinks he was on set for like 12 of his 15 birthdays just filming, and he tells another really sweet Jensen story about how when they were filming Wendigo, it was like the 4th day of filming and it was his birthday and he didn't tell anyone but Jensen found out somehow and surprised him by having the crew sing him happy birthday and get him birthday cake 💕

"Ackles somehow or another found out that it was my birthday. And I think this was like day 4 of filming Wendigo, and I didn't say anything I was like, whatever I'm 23 it is what it is, I'm here to work and then when lunch happened I think Jensen was like 'hey, we're gonna rehearse the next scene before we break for lunch' and I was like okay, cool and so I went back into the set to rehearse and they had a birthday cake for me. I guess he had found out it was my birthday and had them all sing happy birthday to me and had them bring me a birthday cake."

This is so precious 🥹

Anyways, he doesn't really have a birthday tradition, if he were to have a tradition it's that he and G try to go to Italy every summer, and she's currently there so they're gonna spend the week there and try to celebrate this week. x

What's a scene between Sam and C that he would have liked to have seen on the show?

Two part answer to a one part question, he really loves the scene directed by Richard Speight with Sam and Sully, and he loves that Sam had an outlet in Sully to kinda talk about what he wouldn't talk to Dean about, and we're all in those relatonships where the person you care most about it's not that you lie to them but you don't tell them how stressed, or worried, or tired you are so he would have loved to see a scene between Sam and C where Sam thanks C for being there for Dean when Sam can't. With all due respect, that's a no from me. x

Has he heard his french voice in SPN? The actor who dubbed him also dubs Matt Damon and Patrick Dempsey! Also, does he find it weird to hear a foreign voice coming from him?

He finds it really fucking cool. He met in Barcelona, maybe 11yrs ago, the actor who dubbed him. He loves it, he thinks it's so cool. His first experience ever hearing himself dubbed was when he was in Beijing, China back in 2006. They had just finished s1, and he and his buddy who was there were unpacking, and they had the tv on and he heard the trailer for some tv show in the background and his friend started freaking out and told him to look and when Jared looked at the tv it was him in s1. So '06 or '07, he doesn't remember, in the summer he went to China and saw it dubbed in Mandarin, and he found it the coolest thing that's ever happened in his life. Says that if anybody wants to dub him, in any language, DM him, he loves it.

He'd love to watch it, and to meet the performer who does it in French as well. x

What's the secret to his and Jensen's brotherhood?

This questions is possibly a version of his favorite question that could ever be asked about SPN. The main thing he can say is that whatever you see on camera though Jensen and he were playing Sam and Dean Winchester they weren't faking shit. It was real to them and it was and still is an amazing life lesson that you get out of something what you put into it, if you half ass something whether it's a friendship, marriage, profession, diet, excercise routine, you're gonna get half-assed results. If you go 'fuck it, i'm all in and if I get hurt I get hurt and I'll abandon ship and do something else' and they went all in like he thinks sometimes he can think about when that moment happened but he thinks both he and Jensen just went like 'you know what this is found family, could be found family'.

Maybe Jensen turns out to be an asshole, maybe he (Jared) turns out to be an asshole and if that happens then he can reverse and put his guards back up and say this guy is a jerk or vice versa Jensen can say he's a jerk about him, but they both just kinda went all right I'm gonna trust you, they didn't say the words but they had that kind of non verbal communication and went after it, and he to this day loves the guy like a brother. And there are ups and downs, somebody goes through something in their life and he'll speak for himself sometimes when he's super stressed out he can be a little curt, a little maybe caustic, snarky or sarcastic and his buddies around him have to be like 'hey, you're kind of being a dick are you alright?' and he'll go 'no i'm not alright im going through this' but having that trust- he knows he and Jensen found that with SPN in Sam and Dean, and he loves their relationship like he wants that for his sons. He doesn't want the rebar but he wants them to rely on each other.

That he heard a great quote: parents leave us too soon, we're not around long enough for our children, siblings are the ones we go through life with. And he thinks siblings can mean anything, if you're an only child, it's your friend, it's your buddy, you need a partner, you need two people in that rowboat. It doesn't need to be somebody who's there everyday but somebody you can go to, and you might not agree all the time but life is not about agreement otherwise why go through life if you have nothing to learn, if everything you say is right, so he thinks they just trust each other and he doesn't know why but they held each others careers in each others hands and were like 'I got you, you got me? Yeah. All right let's get to work'. ❤️

On SPN G was like the demon on his shoulder, on Walker she's like the angel on his shoulder what did he like best demon G or angel G?

Storyline wise he loved demon G. Says, he's a weird guy, he's a nice guy but he's a weird guy because he loves being around people he loves and trusts that are intelligent when he grew up, in High School he was into debating so sometimes he wants to say something not because he means it but because he trusts somebody else's intellect and he wants to hear their reaction and response and he hopes they'll want to hear his as well so he'll say something like he thinks lights should be outlawed and we should go back to candles because this is bad for the enviroment and someone will counter reply he likes the minutia, he likes the back and forth, he likes conflict, conflict is what storytelling is about often and it's whatever the reminder of after conflict has been settled it's whatever the reminder is that teaches the audience and to an extent the performers what the whole scene was about in the first place, it's never what you think it's about. So, he likes that but as far as angel G in Walker it's been fun to show her off to his Austin cast and crew, especially during the covid days when no one else was allowed so he guesses he should say angel G, Emily, so she can come back to s4. x

...I could say something but I'm not going to....

Last question, was he able to sight see in Poland?

He answers that he finally got to his motherland Poland and it was amazing. He had a great time, he was there for 9 days but it was for a USO tour so everyday he was at a different base so not a lot of sight seeing but he saw a lot, he saw a lot of the country. The fan asks if he got to see any of the beaches, he did not, they were inland the whole time he didn't even know they had beaches. He also didn't get to see Katowice which is where his grandparents are from but he'll go back, he wants to go back; it was a lot of trying to give back to people who were in the front lines of the Ukraine-Russia conflict so there wasn't a whole lot of time for traffic or tourism but he can't wait to go back, he had a great time, loved the people. x

Jared JIB13 Saturday

#jared padalecki #noniwtv #mine #j2 #j2 tinhat

[a-local-idiots-shitpost]

Wildcard#3 Mephistopheles with an Angel!Mc

this piece belongs to this and has 885 Words and just saying I´m not to confident with the new characters, I feel like this turned into kinda angst?

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as much a Mephistopheles would love to lie and say he never would have expected to fall in love with somebody that isn´t a Demon would be a lie because as soon as he saw the annoying pile of feathers who is supposed to be the fourth exchange student from the Celestial Realm, he already developed a fondness for them and the longer he knew them the harder he fell for them

the worst of all was not only are they a fellow fan of Horses but they not only ran into his little Brother but also managed to impress him enough for his little Brother to ask him if he knows who they are and he hates the fact that his little Brother already like somebody Mephistopheles is interested in, which makes it even harder for him to act like he isn´t interested in them at all

and every time he sees them be nice towards somebody it get´s somehow even worse but it will never get so bad that he would tell them about his feelings, he won´t because who knows what others would think but them existing just makes it seem like nothing of this would ever matter… but! he won´t let such silly thoughts ruin his image a Demon of his social standing getting together with a Fallen Angel would be bad enough but an Angel? he doesn´t even want to imagine what it could mean for him and his family if anything were to happen and somebody would find out

and speak of the Angel and they shall appear, they waltzed into the Classroom with no care in the world they don´t even care they are to late for their project

he doesn´t know why but Diavolo asked Mephistopheles to stay after class and to meet Mc here because they need in Alchemy and were to shy to ask him personally and of course they would be! he is one of the best in his class after all and everybody should be happy to receive his help

“you´re late especially rude because I´m supposed to help you” they looked at him with confusion, don´t tell him they already forgot, this always happened with this ad- he means annoying pile of Fluff

“late for what? Diavolo just said somebody is waiting here to tell me something” he was shocked there is no way Diavolo tricked him? right? Right of course not they just don´t want to admit their shortcomings typical of them “Diavolo told me to help you study Alchemy but if you continue acting stupid you can just fail” they just seemed even more confused “but I´m good with Alchemy I´m literally the best in my grade”

“you must have no Pride at all to keep lying so blatantly to my face” now they are just annoyed at his antics, it´s clearly written in their face and they rummaged around their bag and pulled out a piece of paper and shoved it into his hands “look there it is blood on paper I´m the best in my grade” they looked a bit smug at this but he didn´t notice because what they said was true they were class best but why else would Diavolo ask him to get here into an empty Classroom with somebody he might fan…

Mephistopheles just now noticed that his interested in the Angel must have been a lot more obvious than he would have hoped it might have been is even Diavolo decided to get him together with them

“what´s with the look? You look like you just swallowed and entire lemon?” he couldn´t even hear them because he´s far more worried about who else might have heard

“there is no way anybody else could know, who knows what would happen if it comes out that I a Noble would fall for an Angel, worst of all one who matches me almost perfectly”

“ehm… Mephisto?” he still couldn´t hear them “no no I must be mistaken maybe Diavolo just mixed them up with another student, granted it would be a massive coincidence that it was the Angel he fancies but yes it mu-”

“Meph do you realize you are talking out aloud? because I just heard everything”

…

he feels like dying right now, he spiraled so far that he didn´t even notice that he just said this in front of the last person he would have ever wanted to hear this, they gave him a sympathetic look

“uh I think you have a bunch to unpack right now so I uh should just leave but before I go” they packed him by the shoulders and forced him to look into their eyes “listen I´m not trying to tell you how to life your life but in my honest opinion you should just be honest with yourself and do what you want and not just what is expected of you from others”

they left and he just stood there shocked not alone form embarrassment and the fact they were so close to him but also by what they said, it might take a while but he will keep their worse in mind and next time he blurts out his feelings it will be on purpose and somewhere much better and fitting to something so important

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me fanfiction #obey me fic #obey me fanfic #obey me mephistopheles #mephistopheles x reader #mephistopheles x mc

[fluffypotatey]

Hello! I hope you're doing well so far. What do you think of these headcanons: Bai He is one of LBD's descendant. That's why her body took so well to LBD's powers. Also, Wukong had met and spoken Zhu Bajie and Sha Wujing pre Havoc, and during the journey he's just avoiding mentioning that he knew them before they got expelled from Heaven, and midway both the pig demon and river demon remembered that the friendly mischievous stableboy and the monkey menace that terrorized Heaven were the same person. Or, more funny factor, only the horse knew that the three were acquainted with each other before their disgrace and is just waiting for them to notice that they knew each other. When did you think SWK met Macaque, before he went to train in Subodhi's place, or after that?

hey <3 this will prob be a long answer, so imma just put everything under the cut :)

let us begin with headcanon #1

Bai He is one of LBD's descendants

ok, i have some issues with this hc tbh

1) LBD is a bone spirit, not in anyway a celestial or a human, also she's labeled as a demon simply bc the term yāoguài (妖怪) is synonymous to demon & evil spirit (and LBD falls into the "evil spirit" category, although from past showings it appears that she wasn't always "evil" but by lmk canon she is).

2) despite being in the "demon" category like DBK and Spider Queen, she feels very separate from them. idk, maybe it's just me, but LBD feels like one entity, like there cannot be ancestors or descendents of her bc she is way too connected to her own spirit essence (i don't know how to word that better). what i mean is, LBD's powers and statures feels a lot older than the celestial court itself. she holds herself with such high stature, she talks about destiny and fate as if she was there when they were created. she is old as bones (pun fully intended) and knows it. there is no one like her because there cannot be.

and 3) if Bai He were to have some ancestral connection to LBD, i think it would make more sense that an ancestor of hers was a priest to LBD rather than LBD herself.

but also, there's a part of me that feels like inserting Bai He into some past connection with LBD takes away from the chilling notion that LBD just picked Bai He for the sole reason that Bai He was a child, that Bai He was innocent, that Bai He was a casualty of her greater goal that she was willing to sacrifice. Bai He demonstrates LBD's uncaring and apathetic cruelty towards humans (the people she originally wanted to help) bc to her, once she builds that "perfect world," the humans will not remember her past actions or what it cost to create a Heaven on Earth.

she got that "end justify the means" mentality, ya know?

Wukong knowing his companions pre-JTTW

so, yes, i do love this headcanon, but i am also so conflicted bc on one hand: hilarious dramatic irony that these guys were familiar with each other in the past but because of centuries of shit, neither of them remember or one of them remembers bc reasons.

but i also think no bc i highly doubt Sun Wukong would remember every single celestial he interacted with while he was in Heaven. i think it would be funnier if he never recognized them bc both Zhu Baije and Sha Wujing have changed dramatically (Zhu Baije looks like a pig now, Sha Wujing.....i don't remember....shit). maybe he would think, "hey, these guys remind me of some idiots i met in Heaven lol," but it wouldn't really click unless it was made super obvious to him.

personally, i think Sha Wujing and Zhu Baije know but mostly because everybody knows it was Sun Wukong, Handsome Monkey King, Great Sage Equal to Heaven, who wreaked havoc in Heaven (twice, i might add) and went to war over it and almost won. like, in the books at least, Zhu Baije was very aware of who SWK was when his "wife" (whom swk was disguised as in order to sneak into the pig demon's house that wasn't actually his house) informed him that the monk he captured was accompanied by the legendary and horrifying Sun Wukong.

however, Sha Wujing would be the only one of the three to recognize Zhu Baije as the celestial guard who tried to flirt with Chang'e and faced the consquences but i highly doubt they even talked to each other before JTTW.

the Ao Lie addition is very funny, but idk if the guy would even remember any of the Heavenly court's faces or names unless he had to interact with them a lot (i will add it to my lists of headcanons tho bc it is funny and i like it, so my logical brain will have to suck it up).

When did SWK meet Macky

oh dear, i change my mind about this all the time. like, both work pretty good in my mind and would still illustrate that these monkeys were old, old friends who were close long before the brotherhood. even before s4 special came out my personal headcanon was that SWK & Mac met at most before SWK crossed his name from the Diyu, soooooo props to me.

tbh it doesn't really matter to me when they meet, but i'll go ahead and say my "range" for when they met and became besties is after SWK became monkey king to right after SWK trained under Master Subodhi (hey, maybe they even met when SWK was heading back to FFM and they hit it off so well, SWK just invited Mac to come over and the idiot never left)

so yeah, there's my thoughts :3

#lmk #lmk headcanon #lego monkie kid #lmk sun wukong #jttw #lmk jttw #lmk lbd #lmk bai he #journey to the west #last one is short bc my answer was just 'i'm pretty flexible about it lol'