#funniest possible solution

[djungleskogs]

‘buck should end up with tommy’ ‘buck should end up with eddie’ buck should end up with a firefighter played by misha collins

#funniest possible solution #911 #911 fox #911 abc #911 spoilers #evan buckley #misha collins #oliver stark #spn #supernatural #destiel

[cookie-nom-nom]

Kenshall, ominously: heh I think it’s time you join the family…

Emerich: wait we’re marrying him too??

Montrose: ahm I think we need to have ourselves a little confab *group huddle*

Kenshall, just trying to betray them: -_-

Montrose: ah the ballots have been tallied up and you are not joining the polycule. Perhaps run for election next year, I think you have a good shot.

Emerich: but he said we’re joining the family? Wait, are we being adopted?

Beef: no it’s the other way around. Son, we’re very concerned about how much you’re open to murder. Is there something wrong? Are you having problems at school?

Kenshall: hey how about you all get in this not suspicious flying craft…

#It was at that moment Kenshall decided dropping them into an apocalyptic wasteland was the only solution #Taz #the adventure zone #taz steeplechase #steeplechase #montrose pretty #emerich dreadway #beef punchley #emberose #kenshall denton #Babygirling the villain in universe is the funniest possible move #something to nom on

[allalrightagain]

Lmao wait my last day of working at a high school will be senior graduation and then I go off to college again. Something something redoing missed experiences

#truly the funniest possible solution #don’t mind me I’m getting my thoughts out so I don’t put them in my resignation letter accidentally #LT’s job hunt #LT talks

[actualbird]

Anyone is a better cook than Luke, Zak. MARIUS is and you know that man has barely ever touched a stove in his life

kjKJHVKAJHFVKASJHFVA ok u right......

peanut is probably a better cook than luke, even if peanut doesnt even cook. but peanut can at least tell when something is burning , something luke can no longer really tell because i assume his threshhold for recognizing "fire bad get out" has been dulled due to years and years of missions where things got exploded and he just kept going like "what doesnt kill me makes me stronger" and later while aaron is patching up his MYRIAD of wounds hes like "NO. WHAT DOESNT KILL YOU GIVES YOU INTERNAL BLEEDING"

also , sorry to be a pedant but i do wanna come to marius' defense here and say he Does know how to use a stove. we even saw it!! in SSR All Through The Night where before his absolutely mcfucking tragic grief guilt family backstory started getting revealed, he and mc made noodles together ;w;

......granted , the only thing that was said in the story that he actually did on the stove was boil water. but thats still a skill!!! and the noodles turned out well!!!! that aside, i dont think marius knows how to cook either akjhvdkashfja. with how busy his schedule is and how hes Rich, it seems way more convenient to either have things cooked or eat out or get takeout. i dont think he knows how to switch on the oven in the von hagen estate and it's been too long of him not knowing that he no longer wants to ask anybody because thats embarrassing, he thinks.

............actually, taking all of this into account should make it clear that luke and marius should not be left unattended to cook together.

if ever they do, i can hear the stellis firefighter truck sirens already blaring in the distance

#ihavenotfallenyet #artem and vyn teaching marius and luke how to cook wld be one solution to this but also the funniest possible disaster ever #marius von hagen #luke pearce #tears of themis #asks

[danggirlronpa]

This tumblr is officially working on all levels!! 🎉 It even let me turn on tips, something I couldn't do before the glitch. Happy lesbian week to me specifically!

#mod talks #staff was holding out for the funniest possible solution. and now they will have to wade through my other inquiries #which i sent because there was a full month of 0 contact #and since theres a tip option now i can delete the ko-fi link and use it for something more relevant! Huzzah

[zorrxchicle]

"gig economy, mini apartaments, morning oats'' you're a peasant who eats gruel but not even? obviously not to idealize back-breaking agricultural labor and generations of servitude but one thing they had was job* stability**

#*jobs here is an anachronism #**going back to the middle ages isn't a viable or desirable solution to the current state of It All #i just had to listen to the funniest* definition of gig economy possible #*funniest is my go-to adjective to describe things that are just so..... funny #🙃🙃

[cryptovexillologist]

Disconnected Thoughts on Art Reproduction:

Hokusai's Great Wave fascinates me because, unlike almost every other artwork in that bracket of fame, it was never a bespoke piece that was only later reproduced. It was a commercial print right from the start, and while versions of it can be identified as belonging to different print runs, there is no meaningful 'original' aside from the long-since-discarded printing plates.

Even better, this state has been imposed on artworks that were once unique. In 2021, the art collective MSCHF bought an Andy Warhol sketch at auction for $20,000, made 999 meticulous forgeries of it, shuffled them to destroy any record of which was the original, and sold each piece for $250 as Possibly Real Copy of 'Fairies' by Andy Warhol, by MSCHF.

As with many smartass art collectives, MSCHF's projects range from eye-rolling to kinda clever to brilliant, but I think this is their magnum opus. It has exactly the kind of unwieldy literal title I adore. The original work has been arguably destroyed, but in a way that Warhol would applaud. It's the most pointed way to ask art buyers, do you care about the actual artistry of the work or just the bragging rights of owning the original?

---

Artistic domains where reproduction is trivial are often prone to the Superstar Problem: Why would I listen to the world's 50th-best cellist when I can stream all the Yo-Yo Ma I want just as easily? NFTs were pitched as a solution to this, marking the original or master copy of a natively-digital work to let it retain value. But even if the crypto market didn't have its own 2008 every few weeks, I don't want fine-art auction houses to be the future of digital art, especially when there are already plenty of existing ways to mitigate the problem. A fursona, a tabletop-game character, a niche Blorbo, etc. are all bespoke value-adds that enable a much greater range of artists to get commissions. But these require a culture of art fans who don't care about flipping it at Christie's, often overlapping with fannish cultures where plenty of artists operate at all experience levels.

I don't have any tidy conclusions for this, but I just want to say that an earlier version of this process - "paint me a biblical scene, and put me in it to flex my wealth and piety" - culminated in one of the funniest artworks I've ever seen, Francisco de Zurbarán's Christ Crucified (With Donor):

#it's media

[thethingything]

so we keep making different self care resources for ourselves because trying to identify our needs is a nightmare and our brain starts just kind of tuning stuff out and skipping steps in most self care guides after a while.

a few days ago we made a Trello board called "Suffering Bingo" which contains a bunch of lists of different reasons for why we might be feeling like shit, and I think this is possibly the most effective self care tool we've made for ourselves besides Sylvain's "choose your own adventure" style discord server (but that's a whole other can of worms).

the entire thing is phrased like this though:

anyway for the last few days we've been doing great at self care because we just screenshot the lists and highlight everything that's currently wrong but sometimes what's wrong is that your bones are free range or the hallucinatory sleepytime spiders are back

#personal #thoughts #🍬 post #this is nowhere near everything but those are probably the funniest ones #the ''bones are now free range'' one reminds me of those really weird video game patch notes #but yeah it turns out the solution to us going ''I feel like shit and I can figure out why'' #was just to have a big list of all the possible reasons why but organised into different categories #so instead of a step by step guide we can quickly look through and pick out the things that apply

[serialunaliver]

as someone who's been following the beef around ai data scraping, this is by far the funniest / most Capitalism way it could possibly have resolved. companies were so batshit mad that openAI was getting terabytes of training data for free, tried to sue, and turns out it's not really all that illegal because no one thought website text would be a valuable resource. so now they pivoted from being 'mad about privacy violations' to "ooooh you want our juicy juicy user data??? we'll sell it to you ;))" girl they ALREADY HAVE IT.... you got stolen from and your solution was to do a sexy dance for the burglar in the hopes that he'll throw dollar bills at you. It never gets old how much corporations love public humilation

lol yeah they're basically just trying to make it easier to access now for money

[silkjade]

hello!!! i really enjoy reading ur writing~ like, from the wedding dates post it was love at first read hehe pls keep it up!!

n e wayz, i just got back from a medical operation (it was successful!!) and would it be alright to request some hcs of how diluc, childe, itto, thoma, and al-haitham (separately) would take care of an s/o who’s recovering post-op??? no pressure ofco ^-^

glad your op was successful, anon! ^^ wishing you a smooth and speedy recovery!

genshin men taking care of you after a medical operation

⤀ Featuring— diluc, childe, itto, thoma, al-haitham

⤀ gn!reader, modern au, mentions of medication, use of pet names (babe)

DILUC

he’s taking as much time off as he possibly can to spend with you. if he really can’t be home atm, he’s got his whole team of staff behind him so you’re never alone

the first few days might be rough because of the pain so he tries his best to keep your mind off of it by telling you embarrassing stories of himself, kaeya, and jean from when they were kids

if you need to just vent, diluc’s a great listener; he listens to all your complaints without offering any solutions so go off!

he changes your bandages with the tenderest of touches and places a feather light kiss on top when he’s finished

he isn't really one for television, but will watch with you if you are; who knows he might even get just a teeny tiny bit invested in the reality show you're watching. he doesn't mean to but he'd make the funniest comments (underrated comedian)

but.... he would enjoy doing puzzles with you like a 500 piece puzzle because the 1,000 piece ones can get kind of messy

his driver takes you to all your follow-up appointments so that he can stay with you in the back himself

when you’re well enough, he takes you on short strolls through his vineyard, with your arm linked through his and your head resting on his shoulder. it’s ok you can lean on him, he’s strong

CHILDE

this man has a big family, he is well versed in the art of caretaking. and yet they still show up with a ton of homemade food, remedies, supplies, etc because you’re basically already one of them

he’s actually really strict on making sure you follow discharge instructions, like anything that strays off, it’s:

“sorry y/n, not until we get the doctor’s approval at your next appointment”

childe keeps you up-to-date with all the new tech stuff, so you guys basically have a smart room. ‘alexa dim the lights’ ; ‘alexa turn on the tv’ etc. and he definitely has all the streaming services so you never run out of things to watch

if you’d rather play video games, he’ll let you win without making it super obvious

some oral medications can be a pain to swallow so he makes sure to give you lots of little kisses as a reward

on the more difficult nights, he’ll lay in bed next to you, propped on an elbow with his other hand playing with your hair. it’s very calming especially when he hums and softly sings you snezhnayan lullabies

100% will cook and clean and do the dishes, but doesn’t really want to leave you alone while he goes to the store, so he’s been instacarting almost all your groceries. don’t worry about the expenses though, it’s on him he says as he pulls out his work credit card (it’s actually on pantalone; he texts you that he’ll turn a blind eye to these charges so consider it your ‘get well soon’ gift)

ITTO

itto is very eager to take care of you since it’s usually the other way around; he’s so grateful you trust him in such a vulnerable state, he just wants to do his best and show you how much he loves and appreciates you

....so he definitely wrote to ms. hina for advice the moment you scheduled your operation

before he goes in to pick you up, he’s in the hospital parking lot giving his boys a speech like

“be extra careful around them and mind what you say alright?” you know this because shinobu recorded it and sent it to you

of course they volunteered to help out with daily errands so that their boss can focus on taking care of you

he brings you flowers when picking you up and a silly little ‘get well soon’ card that makes you laugh because it has a dumb pun

to show solidarity, if you're on a strict dietary plan... he's on a strict dietary plan

your comfort is super important to him so it is a no judgment zone here; maybe you feel weird about things like going to the bathroom or taking sponge baths, but itto is sure to completely reassure you there’s nothing to be embarrassed about

“nothing to be worried about babe, it’s all part of the process. I know what I signed up for”

THOMA

he decorates your home as a surprise! just a little something to brighten it up since you’re going to be stuck indoors for awhile

pampers you and treats you like royalty. once you arrive home, all the house chores are already done, your pillows are fluffed, need anything? he’s at your beck and call

makes the best homemade meals— delicious, nutritious, and follows any dietary guidelines

also has some ready in the fridge to heat up just incase you get hungry while he’s out running errands

definitely bought those little pill boxes that have the days of the week on them so you have all your meds organized already. he refills them for you weekly too

he's good at reading your moods, so he can easily tell whether you want his company or whether you want some space; he doesn't mind either way, whatever you need

thoma is an overall very upbeat person and keeps a positive mindset, however... sometimes it can get a little...too much? a little overwhelming? but! he understands how frustrating the recovery process can be so he takes it like a champ when you get a little snappy with him

AL-HAITHAM

he’s a nerd and a perfectionist, he read up on everything; your procedure, any medications, side effects, recovery, etc and still bombards the doctors and nurses with questions

honestly he is a little nervous since you’re in a delicate state and he doesn’t have a lot of experience as a caretaker

makes you take your medications at the exact hour you’re supposed to; every 12 hours? he’s hounding you at 8am and 8pm sharp

shhh he doesn’t know this but you accidentally caught him on the phone with an old acquaintance from liyue, scribbling down the recipe for an herbal nourishing soup

on your better days, he pampers you by not letting you skip your nightly skincare routine and even applies it for you

can be a bit of a mother hen which is a pretty stark contrast to his usual, more aloof personality. it’s a mental game you’re playing with yourself, counting the amount of times he peeps in to check on you

finally you call him over and he does the thing where he kneels by your bedside to hear what you have to say

“can you just…lay here with me for a bit…?”

and so he does and tells you about his research and projects until he realizes you’ve fallen asleep

© silkjade — do not steal, plagiarize, translate or repost any content onto any other platform

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin impact x you #diluc x reader #childe x reader #itto x reader #thoma x reader #alhaitham x reader #genshin impact imagines #genshin impact headcanons #genshin impact fluff #genshin hcs #genshin fluff #genshin diluc #genshin childe #tartaglia #genshin itto #genshin thoma #genshin alhaitham #genshin al haitham #genshin fanfic #genshin scenarios

[loveemagicpeace]

What I love about Moon Signs🌙🧸

⛲️Aquarius moon- I love how they always stay true to themselves and never change. They will never succumb to other people- they are weird and will always be weird and I love that about them. With them, I feel like I can do the stupidest things and they won't judge me. Everything is allowed. Also they are basically very compassionate.

🎡Sagittarius moon-I like that many times they notice things about you that others don't. They help you accomplish your goals and are always optimistic about it. They always remind you how good you are at things. They are always up for action. I love how they can make you smile and tell the funniest joke or make a fool of themselves.

🦋Scorpio moon-I like how deep they can go and always understand what you tell them. They feel your pain with you even if they don't always show it. They appreciate the bad side of you and people who are real. You don't have to feel that strong around them. And they can see into your soul.

❤️‍🔥Aries moon-I love how they can always brighten up the energy. They give you the feeling that you don't need to be afraid of anything. They always support you in everything you do. And they will be the first to support you in making bold decisions. And I love how emotionally independent they can be.

🪴Gemini moon-I like how they always know how to give you the right answer to your question. They will look for solutions and want to see the situation from all possible perspectives. And they will always take the time to talk, no matter what time it is. And you can always have a quality conversation with them.

🧚🏼‍♀️Pisces moon-I like how you can easily express your feelings when you are with them. They give you the feeling that no emotion is too much and that everything is allowed. At the same time, they always have a sense of daydreaming. You feel like you are in a fairy tale with them. I like that they believe in things that others don't. Their spiritual nature is extraordinary.

💘Cancer moon-I love how at home you feel with them. They always deliver such a pleasant and safe vibe. With them, you feel like you've known them forever. And their emotionality is always so kind and cute. I love how they always remember things about you. They always make me feel like coming home. I love how emotional they are and how big heart they have.

🐚Taurus moon-I love how calm they are and how they can calm you down. I like how they are emotionally loyal and don't give up.They appreciate your feelings and the time you spend with them. When you are with them, they give you the feeling that you are really valued and that the relationship they have with you is important. They give you the feeling that you will not be replaced by anyone.

👄Libra moon-I love how much they invest in relationships and focus on the person. They want to understand the person's emotions and always want you to feel good around them. You can always talk to them about style, clothes and shopping.

☔️Capricorn moon-I like how they listen to you and always respect your feelings no matter what they are. They have a lot of compassion in them and want to help you. They understand your hard times. And I like that they never blame others and know how to accept the blame.

🥤Leo moon-I love the way they give you attention. They always know how to give you nice compliments and outwardly show how much they love you. They always proudly introduce you to people. You don't have to feel like you're overdressed around them, because they like extra style.

🛋️Virgo moon-I like how caring they are and always looking out for your well-being. And if you can be productive, organized or go to various exercises ,yoga with any moon is definitely this moon. They will always support you in doing something for yourself.

-Rebekah🧚🏼‍♀️🎨🎑

#astrology #energy #zodiac signs #planets #moon signs #scorpio moon #gemini moon #capricorn moon #cancer moon #aquarius moon #sagittarius moon #pisces moon #taurus moon #aries moon #leo moon #libra moon #virgo moon

[riseofamoonycake]

Sending photos to s/o using a chest enhanceing filter

But the reader is either flat or male

I thought it might be funny

For Buddha, Jataka, Loki, your choice

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST! THANK YOU!

RoR characters reacting to their S/O using a chest enhancing filter

Buddha

It takes him two seconds to open the photo you send him. And not even one to burst out laughing like crazy, so much so that he even starts howling. As usual, you are a blast! And as soon as he sees you he doesn't even speak, his gaze says it all and he can't help but laugh again. His behavior then varies based on the reactions: if you get angry, he sits next to you, takes your hands and kisses the back of them, and then hugs you and whispers that you are perfect just the way you are, it's not the breasts or a few more sizes to make you better… however, if you really aren't comfortable with your body and this creates serious problems for you, he is willing to listen and advise you on possible solutions to make you feel better. Everything, to make you happy.

If, however, you are the first to laugh at your own creation, then he has no hesitation in teasing you and joking with you, even going so far as to slip fruit, pillows or other things under your dress, specifically to see how you would look with an enormous breast. It goes without saying that you lose everything, from your dignity to all your tears, just by thinking about it.

Jataka

"My love… what is it?" Jataka continues to stare at the photo without knowing exactly how to react: he should be worried, because you are uncomfortable with your body and would like to change it? he should laugh? Maybe you want to tell him something he isn't understanding? In the end, the king goes to talk to you, because in addition to be (very) embarrassed, now he wants to know if there is something deeper underneath, or if this is all a joke. So, with all his sweetness and kindness, Jataka listens to what you have to say on the matter; all the time, however, he can't help but look at your chest - which he knows perfectly and in every centimeter - and not feel the desire to cuddle and caress you, even just to thank you for sending him a photo of yourself (every photo of you is preserved like a treasure). In the end he doesn't hold back any longer and does it, whatever you told him, giving your chest all the attention it needs; and regardless of why you used the filter, you find yourself thinking that maybe you should use it more often, if this is the effect you get… literally.

Loki

“You'd love it, eh”, Loki grins as soon as he sees the photo, then edits it by removing the filter and sending it back to you with a heart-shaped emoticon and a kiss. If you get angry, he's happy like this and keeps teasing you all the time, pointing out how impossible your dreams are and teasing you in every way to make you more and more furious, it's more fun and your angry little face is pure enjoyment for him! if instead you start laughing, he smiles sweetly and doesn't go on… anyway, regardless, he won.

In both cases, however, he ends the conversation by taking you by the hips and placing you under him, then he leans into your ear and whispers to you how much he adores and prefers you just the way you are: there is no filter that can improve you, you are already perfect. You are the best version that could exist… after all, it is you who makes him weak, not your chest; even if he chooses that one as the first recipient of his kisses, tearing your clothes to pieces to immediately bite your nipples and trap them under his wriggling tongue… in the end, you don't need to have huge breasts to feel pleasure under the merciless touch of his teeth and his unstoppable, hungry licks…

Susanoo

Daddy Susanoo stares at the photo for a few moments, then smiles quietly and chuckles to himself. After a while, you find him behind you, his confident gaze above your head and a hand already on your chest, intent on caressing it with slow circular movements that could excite even a statue. “And so, someone here wishes to have big breasts… really, sweet Y/N? Hmm?”

You don't even have time to answer, because Susanoo has already pushed you onto the first soft surface available and pinned you under him with all his weight, before grabbing the upper part of your clothes and tearing them without much fuss, and finally making slide a finger down your chest, tracing it from your collarbones to the top of your belly. "It already seems perfect to me as it is… ah, no, wait, something's missing…", and at this point he gives you a bite so hard that it makes you scream and leaves a mark on your skin, and then kisses it... and leave you like this, breathless and even confused, now that you see him walk away giggling and without doing anything else.

All day Susanoo will do nothing but giggle and do everything he can to avoid your gaze, and will continue to stare at the photo, this time laughing openly. Who knows, maybe towards the end of the day he'll come to you and finally take care of you… after all, you have made him so happy with your stunt, so why not? Maybe, just maybe, your chest actually deserves more bites and marks to show off.

This time, without any filter.

#snv loki #ror loki #record of ragnarok loki #shuumatsu no valkyrie loki #ror #snv #record of ragnarok #shuumatsu no valkyrie #snv buddha #ror buddha #buddha record of ragnarok #record of ragnarok buddha #ror jataka #snv jataka #snv susanoo #ror susanoo #record of ragnarok susanoo

[squidsniaki]

Honey, I'm home!

Just headcanons between the reader and Vash who just moved in together.

WARNINGS: Literally none, this is pure fluff. The reader is gender neutral and the setting is modern/irl. Enjoy!

Let's face it, he's unbearable the first few days. But in an oddly charming way. He makes an emphasis whenever he addresses the fact that the two of you now share most of your belongings. He would do stuff like prepare dinner and then call for you saying stuff such as "dinner's served! you know, at OUR table!"

The first time the two of you walk through the threshold, he absolutely insists that you let him carry you in. There is no arguing, not when he's staring at you like a beaten god damned labrador.

So, he tries. Emphasis on the "tries". Because, guess what? The man is so excited that he ends up messing up in all the possible ways. Your head definitely hits the doorframe, and while he's panicking and apologizing Vash loses his balance and the two of you land on the floor. In his defense, you're inside at that point. While the two of you laugh like it's the funniest joke out there, he gives you the corniest grin and just says "uh... nailed it?" You lose it on the spot.

Every day, he says he'll make you breakfast. Every day he oversleeps and you make it for him instead, gently ruffling his hair while he pouts and setting his brew on the nightstand saying "you'll get there, hon." You never really had confidence in that one, but you didn't mind. Making him breakfast first thing in the morning was oddly a charming way for you to spend the first moments of your days. The pride on his face and the surprise on yours when he finally makes good on his promise.

He announces his return. Every. Single. TIME. It's gotten to the point that at a certain hour, when you know his shift's been over for a while now, you just expect it. He even held a grudge when you didn't say "welcome back" that one time. He walked around the apartment all evening, just kicking dust and grumbling. You had the best solution though. "Are you still angry?" "...no." "Ah, well... damn. I guess i'm gonna have to eat these honey glazed donuts with strawberry filling and ALLLLL these sprinkles all by myself." And he just jumps you, hugging you so tightly you feel like you might get crushed. "Over it! Now hand over the goods."

You do not. I repeat, you do NOT sleep separately. Hot outside? Vash will start the fan. You came back late after work and don't want to wake Vash up? Though shit, he's already pulling you down, ignoring your nagging that you gotta shower first. He didn't move in with you, the love of his life, so that one of you ends up sleeping on the couch. Try him, he'll swear he'll throw the damn thing out the window.

Affectionate to the bone, both of you. While more often than not Vash is the one to pepper you with it, you have your moments. And these things can be subtle, too. Sometimes it's just a hand on your hip, a shoulder touching your own. But sometimes it's so much more, like ruffling of hair, or kisses on his beauty mark. He's so grateful for you. And what he's grateful for, he cherishes.

With different work schedules, you tend to miss each other in the morning or in the evening. And when either of you comes back home late, neither of you wants to disturb their sleeping lover. But at some point, you've just developed this... instinct, I guess? Even before the apartment door opens, you just know Vash is back. You stir awake, rubbing the sleep off your eyes with a yawn. Your getting up is lazy and clumsy, tripping over your stretched out night socks. That's okay, Vash is there to make sure you don't kiss the floor. You kiss his cheek instead, and while he nags you to go back to sleep, you just follow him around until you're both back in your shared bed. For all the complaining he does, he can't deny how his heart skips a beat every single time.

I've had fun with this one! Admittedly, I wrote it while I was talking a bus back home from work so it's pretty short. Just something that kept me occupied during the traffic 💕

Reblogs are greatly appreciated!

#trigun stampede #vash x you #vash x reader #reader insert #vash the stampede #trigun #domestic life #alternate universe #au #fluff #sfw #headcanons

[possiblylando]

Whats the deal with the death devil? (YOSHIDA REAL?)

I made this fucking 'joke' back when 146 came out and I keep fucking thing about it cause its so fucking funny and I can one piece this theory into making sense hang on

I went ahead and made this chart to show the feelings towards the death devil. Both Makima and Fami wants the Death Devil dead however its unknown if they do that out of any animosity as their motives seem to be saving humanity from death. Yoru doesn't give a shit and Nayuta is in the same boat as Fami except she has no hatred towards DD. So that leads to the question, What did DD do to make them that mad? Here are the options based on what we know; 1. They don't hate DD at all they just want her to stay in hell because theoretically her presence on earth would mean the extinction of all life. 2. They HATE DD because she did something in the past that REALLY pissed them off. 3. Its a misunderstanding 4. Something else. Will the arrival of the Death Devil cause all extinction of life? (By Extension, Is She evil?) Using what we know of the other 3 Horsemen its a fair assumption to make that DD isn't pure evil or a natural disaster. For the most powerful devil to be a blank evil slate, It would be kind of boring. Even if it's something like the Darkness Devil, We've seen it happen before. We know that Primal Fears are weird and different as well because Darkness and Falling is completely different from each other. Given that I doubt DD's goal is to cause the extinction of all life, Especially because without humans there would be no fear, Thus there would be no devils.

Do they HATE the Death Devil? I think this one can be ruled out given the information we currently have as their reasons for wanting her dead seem to fall into the "Stop humanity from going extinct" angle. We could get some big reveal that DD ate the entire thanksgiving turkey one year but I doubt that'll happen. Could it be a misunderstanding? Given Fujimoto, This is a definite possibility. However I doubt the final antagonist of the series will be so easily resolved as 'Oh you're not actually evil mb'. There would be more too it. DD is probably malicious to some extent but not as much as it seems. It's also possible DD is completely uncaring for destruction and has no evil plans what so ever and just wants to visit her sisters. Because Death itself is cruel and impartial to who and what it takes. So what else could it be?

By FAR the funniest fucking option is that Yoshida actually IS the death devil and the rest of the horseman hate him because he's Trans and ruins their Sisters of the Apocalypse Gimmick. I'm not joking when I say this could ACTUALLY be the fucking solution and it's so fucking funny I keep fucking giggling at this stupid fucking One Piece Theory ass idea. Given what we know about War and how quickly Makima was reincarnated into Nayuta, It's likely that the Horsemen all have true devil forms similar to War and Pochita.

The bodies they currently inhabit aren't actually their Devil bodies and are instead hosts. Again, Given what we know of War, It can be inferred that Horsemen possess the ability to create a special kind of Fiend which is what Nayuta, Fami, and Yoru/Asa are. They're probably on par or only slightly weaker than their pure forms. As such these are more akin to host bodies than anything else. So then what if Yoshida (DEATH DEVIL REAL) is actually just DD's current host body? Yoshida is a weird case in general because he has basically no backstory yet seems related to Kishibe in some way. What if its a Nayuta and Denji situation? But then why would none of the other Horsemen recognize him as death when they met despite the fact they seem to have an intuitive knowledge of their sisters. It's possible that they don't recognise Death as Yoshida because he's actively hiding his identity as to not get outed. The Control Devil's one desire was to truly be loved and understand humans. So it's to go against their primary directive as a Devil; Be loved without control. Fami's motives are still a bit weird but they seem to just be "Eat a bunch of stuff that tastes good." Which again is against her MO as a devil; Feed the hunger instead of succumbing to Famine. Yoru, Who knows shes just a little freak. So thus the idea that the Death Devil's wish would be something like "Live among humans and keep them from dying" would somewhat match an inverted directive. Yoshida is a devil hunter after all who by extension stops humans from dying. So Illustrate how funny this would be if it was true:

But this requires Yoshida to not get fucking pwnd next chapter by another weird Queer Woman.

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#chainsaw man #csm #csm yoshida #yoshida hirofumi #death devil

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chain is genuinely so funny to me, i love her so so so much. she's a werewolf. she can turn invisible. she can pretty much float like a balloon. she sits on peoples heads sometimes, like a bird on a perch. she cant fight, but when she has to she reaches into peoples chests and crushes their hearts. her "key" to returning to the physical plane is implied to be her coworker, which is both very sweet and the funniest fucking thing she could possibly do. if anyone tries to kill him then she's screwed, but its fine because he trusts people the same way he makes friends: not at all. she consistently gets drunk enough that she once slept through the plot of godzilla. she watched leo get beaten up and robbed and walked away, because her solution to this was to rob the guy back, later. she's pretended to be a hamburger god before. she's apart of a super secret spy squad of other werewolves. her name is chain. that's the coolest thing ever. I Love Her.

#.text #kekkai sensen #shes even bisexual

[marvels-meme]

Do you have any headcanons for each of the three marvels?

Oh boy oh BOY do I have headcanons. (Sorry for the late response haha)

Carol:

Her skin is pale and has very noticeable blue veins

She is willing to do anything for the people she cares about, no matter how dangerous

Doesn't remember a lot of Earth, but she does get homesick for Hala, which makes her annoyed.

Since she has the most memories of Hala, she very easily gets annoyed at shittier planets - eg, she has problems with the train networks in America.

Sleeping is rough when you have energy flooding through your veins so she has a bedtime routine of putting all her energy into batteries and solar panels, taking a cold shower, and then passing out for 48 hours.

HATES the cold. She'll go to cold places, sure, but she'll be really fucking angry about it.

Carries sugary and instant energy food around with her in case she looses her energy. She has to eat a fuckload of food after she goes binary.

Got a simplified suit after her powers kept messing up the electrics in her old one.

Loves Goose. Goose is love, Goose is life. Proud cat mom.

Monica:

She can 'see' light and different types of energy, and sometimes gets headaches. She uses sunglasses whenever it gets overwhelming.

Stops using doorways since she can just phase through stuff and tends to scare the shit out of people when she pops out of walls

She can tell exactly when her food has finished cooking without needing to be in the room because she can see energy through walls.

She can see how cold or warm people are, which usually leads to her ominously handing blankets/cold water to her friends. It's very nice but unnerving.

Kept her 70's outfit from Wandavision. Casual bulletproof clothing is a lifesaver.

She doesn't like micro waves because of the Westview incident. This includes actual cooking microwaves.

Very good memory!

Canonically an astronaut - she's incredibly smart. Carol and Kamala will sometimes rant on their group chat about a tech problem they're having and Monica will point out very obvious solutions in the funniest way possible.

Enjoys the night time. She stays up really late, enjoying seeing the moon and stars.

Kamala:

She's the type of person to pack a million clothes for a week-long trip.

She's the first Muslim to pray on another planet but she can't tell anyone and it irritates her so badly because she could get a Guinness World Record, but she can't because of her secret identity.

Learns to use the space Internet so she can read space fanfiction She has no idea what they're about but she gets a lot of fic ideas from them.

Has 10 alts on Twitter, runs 8 Tumblr blogs and has 6 ao3 accounts.

Her powers can make anything she wants. The weirdest thing she's ever made was a 12-seater baby pram when there was a fire at the local hospital.

Doesn't stan any kpop groups but gets involved with drama for fun.

Has a LOT of opinions about random stuff.

Pinterest girlie <3

Uses her powers for the most random stuff. Carrying shopping. Opening the dishwasher. Cleaning the living room. She's forbidden from clearing the table with her powers after she broke a plate.

She's the type of person to start praying for someone, then feels bad about not praying for other people and ends up praying for the entire planet.

Carol was a pilot and Monica is an astronaut so she ends up being the only Marvel to get sick on rollarcoasters.

#hope u enjoyed. i have MANY thoughts about these girls pls ask me for headcanons #marvels-meme #marvel #mcu #marvel cinematic universe #the marvels #carol danvers #captain marvel #monica rambeau #photon #kamala khan #the marvels 2023 #the marvels ot3 #the marvels headcanons #captain marvel headcanons #ms marvel headcanons #monica rambeau headcanons #kamala khan headcanons #carol danvers headcanons #not a meme #marvel headcanons