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freshmoviequotes · 7 months
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Theater Camp (2023)
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misty-zzz · 2 months
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I love tdac! my favorites are the evil green dude and blue figure! ^^
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when you angry at someone, hit them with flower
but make sure the flower is in flower pot-
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stiffyck · 1 year
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3rd time now that scars stream went down
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limetameta · 9 months
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I am going to be using Frank Archer in MCU in a very strange way as he is both Riza AND Kimblee
How is he Riza?
I am making him Giolo Comanche's Adjutant and a sniper by specialisation. How she is Roy Mustang's Adjutant and a sniper. Keeps that old man in line like Riza keeps Roy in line with paperwork. They forged unbreakable bonds in Ishval - except Comanche and Archer did so by covering up the SEVERE breach in POW rights that they did. ✌🤪 They do be a lil wild and to them the Geneva convention is a suggestion hee hee
Both of them moved up in the military because of their exemplary work. Mean lean killing machines tbh. Cool and calculated.
Archer likes dogs.
How is he Kimblee?
LMAO this is like knock off Solf J. Kimblee. Both Kimblee AND Archer hate the fact that they get mistaken for each other SO MUCH. They look similar. (Neither sees it) They have similar sensibilities but it's always plainly clear to the audience that Archer doesn't necessarily have his own identity.
PLUS super fun fact that I am giving away on here is that in MC we know that Kimblee's papers are all wrong and it says that he is from South City.
ARCHER'S papers are all wrong too and they say he's from West City. Where Kimblee is ACTUALLY from. Whereas he is a South City boy.
Both of them Majors after the war. Both have interests outside of the military that are weapon related (alchemy and Frank Archers automail obsession, its funnier making him into an automail version of a horse girl where he THINKS HAVING A GUN FOR AN ARM WOULD BE THE BEST THING EVER, than whatever the fuck happened to him in 03)
Both dislike Mustang.
It keeps getting funnier if they dated and Archer just never got over Kimblee. Meanwhile Kimblee is like I have a crazy ex and it's Frank Archer (many voices from the crowd pip up: oh yeah i have a restraining order against that guy! No way me too! Etc.)
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astrumavis · 2 years
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:l
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funnboardz · 2 years
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Funnz
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Olive Gardin
Adventure timez…!!!!!! soooOooo 2 weekZ ago we defz went to olivE garDin and defz gots 6 baskins of bred sticks n Put dem in hottopic bagg under our table n it wuz SOO FUNNZ to also pretend we were just newly Married w our court ordained ined ring-pops n ask our nameless and hobophobic server if we koild get free desert (she didn’t even say no she just said nothing so we stole tha cheese grater) . da chiggen Gnocci unlimited soup was Def canned but i rly likeD mixing it with the raspberryy iced T cuz i personally think all parts of ur tung shuld b stimulated when U eat Cuz eating is just like fuckin . n my feet hurt sooooooo bad rN cuz of my wooden jeffrey campbellz . but i feel kinda cute . ??? also we ran around beacons talkin bout how the soundcloud beats they played on overhead speaker made us wanna abort all our future fetuses n they laffed then we went to do drugs in the ahmitofu bathroom then kholed n laid on the sidewalk outside then ran into friends and also a local white pervert . :-]
Justin Bieber something something Yea yea yea i forgot the lyriX but ima keep mY eye out for SeleneerRRRRR .!!! >_< >_< <3 Jelena all overzz my TicTac Clock app .! i think im gonna try to find sum j13 magazines oFf ebAy n Make a shrine of pop culture 2000 in moi room . Cuzz like just cuz hailey is lik a enneagram 9 type n avoidant or whatever’s dis not Mean she not phlegmatic . i mean Problematic, my autoKorect go wiLd. :-p ask moi friend Jaime whos dads name is italian Salami. lYke can we talk ab the G tattoo n lik the stalking .?! n Jaden smith friendzoning her hug . SUS.!!!!!! WEERIIIRDD.!!!
im SooooOooOooo sad cuz i accidentally punched myseLf takin off my platformzz comin home from music video shoot on the Lords day N i gave moiself a semi black eye :-[ it wuz kuz i wuz rushing n rly tired cuz yea Idk jus went to bossa n stayed at friendz afties for literally 11 hourzz. n After my cute breakdown at Krazypizza n Wingsz n tryin to protect friends from gettin harassed for spare change off myrtle Bratwurst then tried to climb into a closet on top of a closet . i signed Dat NdA N i kant rly disclose nothInG YET but the wardrobe styling was as professionally listed in email from casting agent:”CUNTY FUCKING FABULOUS DENIM 4 jesus!!!<3 <3 “
Woowwwa has i been burnt out n on tha verge of mf resentment.!! i needs 2 practice giving compassion rather empathy.? n reevalue my boundaries also slow down when it comes to givin my heart cuz im such a mf simp . n Now that i cried for the last 46 hours and 27 min im ready to take the world again.!!!!!! ((online)).
Ty 2 my friends who don’t judge me when i cry cuz i C too many colors when i khole n think bad thoughts.!! and hold my hand while they poo pee n pee poo cuz my friends r sooo talented they can multitask lik dat <3 uwu <3 i still confused y i kholed n saw everything lik in marie antioinette viobez, i think it was The daughter of italiano salami’s vivienne westwood pearlZ that triggered meh. YEA i lik to speak in metaphors n colors n b confusing .! lik this one bitch i don’t talk to anymores twitter cover picture says ,”If im 2 much ….. find less.” =] enemies who giv u life quote inspo>>>>>>>>>
Shuld i just run away n move to connecticut or somewhere w like big grocery stores n like wildflowers on the road n trackerz just so i culd hibernate4a lil.?? i wanna b truly happy n not so heavy hearted n lik Stressed ab living / stayin above water . singing billie eyelash at thurr clurb made me realize i b wanting to cry when i dancin n in a room full of ppl n I rly do b goin out 2 da clurb to find “mutual understanding and good conversation. “4 now Ig ill jus keep distracting myself by watching lesbian dramas (Find that cheater in ur local neighborhood in the PNW.!!) and more Angry angry food reviewers eating cardi B + oFfset ‘a micky D meal ‘ mukbang N watchin dem get really upset cuz they got ripped off . Fast food inflation is crazy n im not sayin it’s ok cuz i still think of everything in Mcchiggen currency .
i want SydneySweedney to be my peeping tom so bad n also to forgive myself for being mean to someone who didn’t deserve it but i was just mad n tired of being heart brokeN. No im not talkin about the uhaul lesbian who love bombed meh the last month n a half n showed up to my house when i told them not to w a bag of mini nutellas n an old ringpop i ated that they tied their hair all around to bind meh to dem . Im also contemplating doing squats to get a fat ass cuz if i can’t get a lobotomy i should probably hav something vein instead to feel better (achieving the same result of happiness at the end but through a different method.) Is that rational.?? i’ve been told i kant rly compartmentalize .
Just cuz we all hav adhd does not mean we don’t kno how to listen n tht rly makes me happy esp cuz im still mad at that callenlourde psychiatrist w the huge badonkadonks who refused to diagnos meh cuz she is a cop. N
i luv goin 2 moi friendzz casa then not knowin her roomie is throwing a party w a local trak meet group n making shashooka N then everybody comes in sweaty even tho it’s sleetingsnowing outside then all these men n one women take off their shirts then put david bowie makeup on N clown costumez then im slowly realizing it was lik mayb lowkey an intended orgy.?!..?! n Im just sitting in the corner nxt to the space heater cuz im low in iron and googling “How long does cocaine last “ cuz along w this street adderal and the copious amounts of Kitty idont rly think i’m loading anymore N ima shashookashoot moiself if a sweaty man is near me again trying to help me hold the vaccuum in place while we scramble to figure out which Hdmi cord is broken. i took the What type of lesbian test r u and it said lipstick. but Idk what any of this means..?!
UGHHHHHHH i def am hexed by another hot self employed lesbian cuz how did I uber us all to they apt the other nite completely sober . tHinking it wuz takin us to moodring. N god damn how did i lose my phone n it wuz under the couch rite nxt to his old vape he lost 2 weeks ago there. Im hexed!.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dere is sm more to share lik how i kinda still admire my ex Gf who visited nyc this last week even tho they don’t remember denying me closure and how i Found a tboy who is willing to be the community scapegoat for hot afab femmes / A human bench , and my new obsession the word assburgers . N how my roomie n i went to pick up a couch from a man in queens who told us to go in n make ourselves at home when we arrived 5 min earlier than him cuz the heartshaped lock on the door was unlocked but im tired n hav to work on confronting my addiction to chicken as a vegan , getting a blink membership n getting hotter. love u all <3
—Renny whowill get a fat asssoon Chang cuz if i can’t hav a lobotomy i want power .
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windose20s · 1 year
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i'm probs about to go on a quest to screen shot && make a bunch of gen 3 icons wwwwww :3
wawawawa have funnz ! ! ! !
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anapholle · 4 years
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this is everything a polyglot wants to hear
thank you, uncle Google
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What I live for ?
The section in an online shop where you get to the T-shirts with 'fun' slogans like :
Let us avocuddle (comes with a picture of two cuddling avocados)
Love this shit so freaking much
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freshmoviequotes · 5 years
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Blue Iguana (2018)
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niggazinmoscow · 6 years
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Gym Kardashian
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humpreybumprey666 · 2 years
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If you are caught, just act natural and walk out of the room like nothing happened!
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siriwesen · 2 years
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If the adventure zone Balance was localised German ...
Die Abenteuer Zone - Gleichgewicht
Meet Doenar, Markus and Martin. 3 adventurers who go to Fantasy Metro and there is probably a lot of weirdly outdated east/west Germany jokes.
Ralph Ruthe illustriert die Graphic Novels. Alternativ Sarah Burrini... Elias m'Barek, Til Schweiger und Mathias Schweighöfer sind somehow involved oder mentioned.
Irgendwie findet eine Loriot Refrenz statt die kaum noch jemand versteht. Es werden GNTM und Dschungelcamp referenziert.
Die Abenteuer Zone - Schulabschluss wird von allen verachtet. Die Menge der Praxissemester zeichnen ein unrealistisches Bild vom Bachelorstudium in Regelstudienzeit. Keiner der Protagonisten hat genug Stress mit dem Bafög. 3/10
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hyrulesmilf · 3 years
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SHAKIRA IS A LESBIANNNNN
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