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Halloween Special: GOAT
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It's a mini comedy fic, it's not meant to be taken seriously.
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“You came!” Jameelah squealed, running to her uncles. 
Each member gave the young girl a hug, though not all impressed as the order was to dress up.  Much to the boys displeasure. 
However it was a family get together as Jameelah and her friends ran around chasing each other playing ‘Navy’, chasing Cerb and Pepper around the backyard. 
Sonny soon spotted two creatures he swore they’d never see again “Yo Metal.” he called, nodding his head towards the tree, this drew Brocks attention as well. 
“Thats cute,” The man smirked.
"This aint fuckign cute." Sonny said, staring ahead, watching as the kids ran around, he turned to look at his brothers who were all staring at him amused, "Don't start, when they start eating your soul i ain't saving you, just be warned."
“Ah fuck.” Metal muttered, moving to get another beer, he was not getting in trouble again. 
“You know that thing is the closest you’ll get to the devil?” Sonny muttered, “look at how it’s watching us, like we’re its next sacrifice, hell people sacrifice it to the devil normally.” he said. 
Trent raised an eyebrow, “Really?” he asked.
“Hell yeah.” Sonny said, “Hell no wonder that breed is endangered.” he added, moving to get out of the sight of the animals in the corner. 
“So….who brought them?” Jason asked as Trent smirked. 
“Its Halloween, couldn’t resist dressing Butthead and Pan as the two idiots that snuck them on the plane.” Trent said, as the team looked to the goats eating the grass, dressed as one Texan and one Murder seal. 
All of DEVGRU received the photo as evidence.
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ski-ip · 3 months
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hollysoda · 11 months
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Enjoy this shitty meme I put together in like two minutes because I hadn’t seen anyone else do it
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marfian · 1 year
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Guys you don't understand, Messi has suffered so much humiliation from everybody, both from people here in Argentina and the media, and foreigners.
This was his last world cup, his last dance. He is 35 years old and playing the way he does.
The entire team deserved this so much and we as a country are so proud, so happy. Literally, crying. Moreover considering everything that happened around the world cup with all the controversies with the media and certain people who dismissed latinamerican football.
Messiento feliz. Al final son medialunas, no croissants, ahre.
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wondersinwaynemanor · 4 months
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Wally meeting Dick's brothers.
Jason
Dick enters the Teen Titans Tower's game room with a boy a few inches shorter than him, wearing a Wonder Woman shirt.
Dick: Kid Flasheroo!!! I'd like you to meet Little Wing, my brother, Jason.
Wally: OH MY GOSH, DICK!!!!! *drops the game console* YOU HAVE A BROTHER? AND YOU CALL HIM LITTLE WING????? That's so adorable!! That makes you Big Wing then?
Dick proudly smiles and brings Jason closer to him.
Wally: Aww. Hi, young man. I'm Wally, Dick's best friend. *he offers his hand and young Jason takes it*
Jason: Hi, Wally. *young Jason smiles brightly and Dick and Wally coo at him* Dick said you have a cool power. What is it?
Wally:*shows his powers by quickly (that doesn't even describe it) buying some pizzas* I got two kinds of pizzas cus I didn't know what you wanted, Little Wing.
Jason: *repeatedly blinks* WOAAAH. Sweet! Thank you, Wally.
Dick: Hey.... *playfully nudges Wally* I get to call him Little Wing. Hmmpf. *he points at his chest* Only. Me.
Wally: *salutes* Aye, aye, Captain. Of course, Robin-O. Your wish is my command. I need my spot in Teen Titans.
Dick: *rolls his eyes, smiling* I don't know what I'm gonna do without you in the group.
Dick and Wally don't even realize that Jason has started eating the pizzas.
Wally: WOAH. The kid is fast.
Dick: Watch out, Kid Flash. Little Wing is after your job.
after the three boys enjoy their pizzas, Wally cradles Dick on his arms while Dick cradles young Jason on his as they speed to the store to get some ice cream. and they go back to the Tower to play some games and read some books.
Tim
Wally: Genuis, hey! I know you're a genuis and all, but all you have to do is call me so I can let you in. *munches on some chips as he lays on the couch of his apartment* Don't do that Batman shit on me.
Dick: Guess what? I'm not the genuis one anymore. *smiling widely*
Wally: What you talking about? *about to stand up to get another bag of chips in the kitchen*
Dick: Presenting... *somersaults for dramatic effect* Tim, my brother.
A young boy with similar features with Dick and Jason, dark hair and blue eyes, enters the apartment.
Dick: Mostly known as Baby Bird. He figured out the code of your apartment and I didn't even tell him. How awesome, huh?
Wally is already beside Tim in less than a second.
Tim: Hi, Wally. *young Tim waves shyly* I know you. You're... *whispering* Kid Flash.
Dick: He figured mine and B's identities. Figured he knows yours too. *proudly says as he gently pats the top of Tim's hair*
Wally: MEGA AWESOME!!!! *he shakes Tim's hand* You're the new Genuis, huh. Can you tell me more secrets? Like what's Dick's favorite... No, wait. Second, no.. Hmmm. Sixth? *he counts with his fingers* Twelfth favorite place to visit? I've been trying to figure it out so I can take him there this year.
Tim: *looks at Dick* Hmm. I'm sure I'll figure it out with a few clues.
Wally: That's my man!! *he offers a high five and Tim tiptoes to hit Wally's palm*
Dick: *laughs* Hey, I'm right here.
they sit on Wally's couch as they enjoy some documentaries cus of course, Tim suggests it. Dick and Wally go along for the ride. Wally pleads for Dick to give a clue on his 12th favorite place in the entire world to visit.
Damian
Wally: Your cookies are still the very best I've had, Alfred. *says in between as he drowns his mouth for more cookies*
Alfred: *smiles as he cleans the kitchen at the Manor* Thank you, Mister West.
Ahem.
Damian: Excuse me. Aren't you supposed to be the new Flash?
Wally: OH MY GOSH!!! *he nearly jumps back from his seat and looks down at the small figure of a boy with a cat on his arms* Hi, little man. Yes, I am. I'm Wally. You are?
Damian: Tt. I thought you'd be able to quickly notice my approach. But when the stomach has a goal, you don't really pay much attention to your surroundings.
Wally: *opens his mouth and looks down at his stomach* Well, I'm always hungry.
Alfred: *warns from the kitchen* Master Damian.
Wally: Wait.. Damian?.... Aren't you Bruce's kid-
Dick: Dami! DAMI! *enters the kitchen and blinks at Wally then at Damian and then vice versa again* There you are, Dami. *approaches the two* Hey, Wally. Sorry to keep you waiting.
Wally: Hey, don't sweat on it, Dick. I can wait. Besides, I'm all comfortable here. *shoves another cookie on his mouth which earns a smile from Dick and a look of disgust from Damian*
Dick: Looks like you two have met already. Wally, this is Damian, my littlest brother. Dami, this is Wally, the Flash -
Damian: I know who he is. And don't use the word little on me, Grayson. *Dick and Wally watches Damian as he puts down the cat and grabs two cookies for himself* It's nice to meet you, West.
Wally: *looks at Damian's tiny hand and he thinks how much he wants to pinch his cheeks* Nice to meet you, Damian.
After Wally thanks Alfred for the cookies and pinches Damian's cheek gently, which earns a tt from the boy, he walks with Dick to his car parked outside of the Manor.
Wally: He has a few of Bruce's features. He's so cute!
Dick: Well, I'm lucky to have the cutest brothers.
Meanwhile in the kitchen.
Damian: Does Father know?
Alfred: About what, Master Damian?
Damian: About Grayson and West.
Alfred: He's a detective. I'm sure he knows.
Damian: I doubt it. *eats another cookie*
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ooeygooeyghoul · 8 months
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Some rather unconventional (but necessary) bedtime accessories!
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downtohide · 1 month
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The thing that I really do love about No Children is that it represents such a turning point. Like, if you're interpreting Tallahassee as a linear progression of events, I do think that that song is the moment when our heroes go from attempting to salvage a wreck to just embracing the wreckage.
In all of the songs previously, there's at least an element of optimism. They are fixing up their house. They are buying each other lavish gifts. Yes they're sitting in the living room drinking all day, but 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨'𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘯𝘯𝘢 𝘣𝘦 𝘰𝘬𝘢𝘺 𝘴𝘰𝘰𝘯. Of course there's all this foreshadowing that everything will go up in flames at the end, but the Alpha Couple don't accept that.
And then No Children happens, and that slight ray of hopefulness is gone from all the subsequent tracks. They get a lot more reflective, but it's presented like they're looking back at their odd, ill-fated version of glory days. There's no more trying to keep our spirits high. There's only the damage we've done, and the worse things that we'll do.
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starbuck · 2 months
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the thing about jenny iii is that john darnielle performs it exactly the way i was hearing it: telling a story he is desperately begging you to believe 
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possumcollege · 2 months
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Girlsnite
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Waffle House parking lot vibes 🧇🧇🧇🐐
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shevr · 10 months
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I love when you draw your goat like a cute cartoon girl. and also when you draw her like the most fucked up little creature ever
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The “Michael and Lucifer are brothers” came other media having the two be twins. Especially the Netflix Lucifer tv show and the DC comics by Neil Gaiman that the tv show is based on.
Someone giving me an excuse to blabber on about my thoughts and ideas? That only happens in my daydreams! Also I just realized it's spelled Michael not Micheal oop-
I feel like everything can be traced back to Neil Gaiman in someway. Thank you Mr. Gaiman, for giving me more goofy but sad angels.
I haven't seen The TV show or the DC comics, but just the idea alone of these two being twins was enough to make me flesh out Michael's personality and the relationship between the two.
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Just kidding : ) Michael wouldn't question Sera, he obeys orders with a morbidly unquestioning loyalty.
I imagine that Michael was the more responsible one, and would try to discourage Lucifer's ideas and dreams, but Lucifer tended to ignore him. Lucifer would cause some kind of havoc, and Michael would be the one to tell the angels. Luci 100% saw him as a buzzkill and a tattletale, and Michael knew his brother was a safety hazard with wings, but I think they still loved eachother.
Which is why it would both break them to have Michael be the one who battled Lucifer and forced him into Hell. Lucifer felt horribly betrayed, and Michael would have been trying to cope with the fact that he drove his own brother out.
I have many ideas for them, so little time to write :(
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catfindr · 11 months
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embers-archive · 1 year
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Some more outfit designs :D
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taakosleftshoe · 10 days
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not a lot of women this season... but i am a fan of elizabeth the basketball.
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booigi-boi · 1 year
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Hehe, gonna shove this man into an endless maze 🐐💛
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fun fact about me: when i get drunk apparently my first instinct isn't to do anything impulsive, it's to go lie down and loudly listen to the mountain goats. through my own headphones, nonetheless. so either i'm very responsible or my inherent tired losergirl swag carries over through alcohol
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