#husband headcanons

[everybodyshusband]

dewther doggy style and aether's big fat heavy balls bumping against dew's clit as he thrusts into him fast and deep so much that dew doesn't even need to get a hand on himself to cum

#husband headcanons #spicy tag #i had Many thoughts about this earlier and i just hggnggnhh #dewdrop ghoul #aether ghoul

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐒𝐞𝐫 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐰𝐢𝐧 𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: So I’m writing this off vibes and what I can find from google/youtube, m’kay? Love you, thanks for reading🥀 (edited)

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ      

(I’M GUESSING THE MBTI, HOGWARTS HOUSE, ALIGNMENT, AND ZODIAC, OKAY?! well it’s more of a guesstimate...) 

🌿ENFP 🍁Gryffindor 📜Chaotic Good 🔮Aries Sun, Scorpio Moon, Gemini Rising  

SFW🌿

⭑ Harwin never ceases to make you smile. And it was this very ability that you fell in love with, long before your marriage. 

⭑ Being at court wasn’t easy. The politics felt like a whirlwind of chaos and debauchery. You had wished your father would let you leave, but alas, he wanted you to marry someone with station. 

⭑ Within your first days there, Rhaenerya befriended you. Her white-blonde hair caught your attention immediately. But her wit and daring truly captured your attention. 

⭑ So when it was her little brother’s birthday, you and your family were invited to the celebration. And that’s where you met Harwin. 

⭑ Your father was unhappy with the courtship. Harwin Strong was barely the match that he desired. 

⭑ But you persisted since you couldn’t give a fuck about tradition. This was your life, and you were going to live it however you wish to. 

⭑ Harwin brings you up in every conversation when you aren’t there. He absolutely fawns over you. He talks about what you wear, what you’ve made, what you said to someone etc. 

⭑ And he LOVES when you wear his clothing, especially his shirts, and you wear nothing else

⭑ He is constantly proud of you, and just so happy that you’re his. 

⭑ Your wedding wasn’t huge, but it ended being pretty big because Harwin has a lot of friends (during sailing, battles etc.) 

⭑ And because he has a good heart, he helped the families of those whose male members died in battle. So many people love him and want the best for him. Therefore, your wedding was bigger than expected. People just showed up. 

⭑ Harwin cried when he saw you walk down the aisle 

⭑ He’ll randomly tilt your chin up so he can kiss your forehead 

⭑ Doesn’t care who is around, he’ll dance with you, sing for you; he’s just an outgoing chap

⭑Definitely your hype man

⭑ He gives left overs to the poor and homeless

⭑ He hates the royals and thinks money should be put into housing those who live on the streets

⭑ His pet names for you are ‘Love,’ ‘Honey,’ and a variation of her name or last name; just to tease you. 

⭑ He’s more of a morning person than a night owl

⭑ And he loves watching the sun rise and set. 

⭑ A man cat-calling you while you’re walking with Harwin, and he calls back, “I wouldn’t say that if I were you mate. She’s got a strong right hook,” 

And the guy is like ??? “Women can’t hit” 

   And a fire ignites in your belly and you narrow your eyes like a hawk looking at its prey. “Do you want to find out?” And the way you say it is so guttural, that even Harwin gets goosebumps. 

  So the cat-calling asshole goes, “sorry miss,” and sits back down. 

⭑ Relationship Tropes; 

  ✧ Forbidden Love

  ✧ Constant Banter

  ✧ He Loves Dangerous But Is Actually A Sweetheart x You Look Like A Sweetheart But Is Actually Dangerous

NSFW🔞minors dni!

⭑ Harwin would be a very passionate lover. He’d like sex to be rough and fast; ravishing you with his hands, his lips, his cock. 

⭑ He’d grab fistfuls of your hair and kiss you so deeply that you think you might faint.

⭑ Harwin would love head. He’d often fantasize about ramming your throat with his cock, burying himself deep inside your mouth. 

⭑ He would most definitely want to have sex everywhere. The library, outside in a field, on the beach shores, in the bath, in the castle hallways. 

⭑ Imagine him roughly pushing you up against a wall and pulling your skirts up, doing everything he can to be fast so no one sees you outside. His pants dropping and cock, already stiff and hard, easing inside of you. 

⭑ He’s a moaner but not an obnoxious one. His voice sounding in your ear, his pleasure racks his body. 

⭑ Harwin is more than likely a dom. Liking to manhandle you and pushing you around. Not that you mind in the slightest. 

⭑ He likes to kiss you after he cums in your mouth. 

⭑ And his favourite flavour isn’t mead or chocolate, but the one between your legs. 

⭑ He would spontaneously wrestle you to the bed, planting warm kisses on your lips, cheeks, neck, and stomach. Even then he would make you laugh, his beard tickling you.  

⭑ Oh and YES HE WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT EATING YOU OUT. Absolutely filthy he would be. Pushing his fingers inside of you, licking them, and making you do the same. 

⭑ He loves slapping your ass, and sex is the only time he’s allowed to do that without repercussions 

⭑ Aftercare with Harwin is usually cuddling. But if sex was messy, you push him out of bed and tell him to get you a cloth so you can clean up

#house of the dragon #house of the dragon headcanons #ser harwin strong #ser harwin strong headcanons #headcanons #dating would include #wife headcanons #husband headcanons #reader insert #game of thrones #game of thrones headcanon #game of thrones history #fire and blood #fire and blood headcanons #game of thrones moodboard #GoT #GoT moodboard #GoT headcanons

[newtabfics]

Genshin Headcanon: grabbing their tit.

Okay context: I just...will grab my husband's pec. No reason just...meaty handful, ya know. So I laughed cuz I thought about how OFFENDED some of my fictional husbands would be.

Xiao: Why are you touching me

Diluc: looks in disappointment as you slowly pull away

Childe: Immediately is rolling with it

Thoma: Confused but takes it as affection

Itto: grabs yours back

#genshin headcanons #husband headcanons #husbands #funny #shitpost #genshin shitpost #xiao #diluc #childe #itto #thoma

[daisies-daydreams]

Husband!Kento Nanami Headcanons (SFW)

First things first, Nanami is a morning person, through and through.

If you think you can surprise him with breakfast by waking up early, think again.

He’s already showered, ironed his clothes, and made both of you breakfast by the time you walk into the kitchen.

“Good morning, dear,” he hums before he takes a sip of his coffee.

On days when he doesn’t get up early, he likes to lay in bed with you. Even if the two of you are awake, he basks in your presence and warmth as if you were the sun itself. 

Will always make up for working overtime. Whether it’s flowers, dinner, or just spending time at home, he never wants you to feel alone or forgotten because of his work.

One of his favorite things to do with you is sit on your sofa and read a book together. You’re snuggled and safe in his lap as the two of you read pages upon pages, him turning to the next part when you tell him you’re ready.

Isn’t afraid to help out around the house. You two have a chore chart (his idea, but you both still split the work equally). 

He’s a killer chef, too. Loves to look up new recipes to try and adores your reactions when you eat his cooking.

Some nights, after dinner, he’ll help you clean up as you both listen to music. After you’re done, he’ll dance with you for a little bit, holding you close. It’s these small, quiet moments with you that keep him going through difficult days of fighting curses.

May act stern and stoic when he’s alone or with his colleagues in public, but when Nanami’s with you, he’s a different person. His face softens as he holds your hand or has his arm wrapped around you tightly. He doesn’t want to lose another person who is dear to his heart…

He’s always protective, keeping you safe from curses. Even if you can deal with them yourself, Nanami will always rush in before they can get to you. 

Nanami will always end the day with a goodnight kiss and telling you how much he loves you.

11/10 husband, hands down. 

#kento nanami #nanami #jjk nanami #jjk anime #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #anime #manga #husband #husband headcanons #domestic headcanons #domestic #headcanons #protect him please

[camilleflyingrotten]

Back on the bench

And again, and again…

#good omens #good omens season 3 #headcanon #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #my artwork

[i-seeaspaceshipinthe-sky]

snakes smell with their tongue

+ bonus: Stargazing Syndrome

#the fact that crowley did the tongue thing around jimbriel... tried to figure out whether it was HIM or he was lying or not #headcanons be headcanoning and YES STARGAZING SYNDROME #good omens #goodomensedit #good omens edit #crowley #aziraphale #crowley x aziraphale #aziraphale x crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #jimbriel #david tennant #michael sheen #jon hamm

[hg-aneh]

Hc that Croli is autistic and adhd but tries his best to mask at all times bc reasons

#good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #nina good omens #nina #ineffable husbands #good omens headcanon #good omens fanart #good omens comic #aneh draws

[mellowwillowy]

A Husband Duty (GN, NSFW)

Instead of another normal love making session, you ask him to do more to you (FIC, junkie reader, IMG., more in Husband...)

—𝒀𝒂𝒏𝒕𝒐𝒃𝒆𝒓 - 𝑳𝑰𝒇𝑬 𝑷𝒓𝒐𝒋𝒆𝒄𝒕 𝑬𝒗𝒆𝒏𝒕

Yan! Husband who just loves you so much that it turns into another worshipping session instead of fucking you raw without any condom on.

Yan! Husband who just eats you out / gives you head nonstop until you are overstimulated, the whole bed is wet with your cum and drool, his boxer drenched in cum as he ruts himself against the bed sheet.

Yan! Husband whose fingers teased the insides of your clenching hole, hitting that spot that makes your toes curl and eyes roll to the back. Yes, just loll out your tongue and he'll take it for granted with his mouth, sucking and licking it while he relishes in the way you whine.

Yan! Husband who will actually cum undone just from lapping up your sweet nectar, drinking it all like a thirsty man who is lost in the Sahara desert.

Yan! Husband who refuses any of your attempts in giving him head, nuh-uh, he wants to focus on you and you only. He is already wetting his boxer with his cum, what more do you want? Splatter it all over your face and hair? He'd be so fine with just your hole ♡

Yan! Husband whose cock twitches so much when it is only the tip that enters you, imagine the whole thing filling you full and deep, he is already shaking from the ejaculation, cumming deep inside you. Do you think he is done as a '5 second, take it or leave it?'

Yan! Husband who has a questionable way of ejaculating but his stamina is not to be doubted. He will pound himself deep into you while his sperm paints your insides white. Every time he pulls out, the cum would immediately pool out from your hole only to be refilled with another. (Honestly, as expected from someone inhumane)

Yan! Husband who will not stop kissing you, be it your face, lip, body, or anything as long as it's you. Can you imagine the amount of hickeys you'll be waking up to? These will surely show the servants and others just how cherished you are in his hand.

Yan! Husband who will coax more of your sweet moans, pushing your limit further with every session you have with him, yes, he will fuck you till the sun rises if you can accommodate to him. The idea of it makes his cock twitches again, he needs to be clamped tight by you.

Yan! Husband who will not stop abusing your sex, pleasuring you with his fingers as he gives you a second stimulation while he is still hammering his cock into you.

"W-why, why do you have so much c-cum, in you-!?"

"I don't know dear, maybe it's because of you. You are driving me nuts every day!"

Yulian is such a healthy man ^^ how much litter does he have left to fill you up? Ah, the bulge... it's so arousing to see your stomach bulging with his cock and cum.

Yan! Husband, the King of Aftercare, bathing you with the finest body care, roses floating while his face nuzzled up in your neck. Please, don't do anything you will regret, you don't want him to hammer his cock into you again, the whole bathtub might be his cum instead!

Yan! Husband who kisses you to sleep, letting you rest after hours of fucking you dumb. It seems like the euphoria is gone and he has regained his sanity, evident from how he's thinking how to cover all these hickeys and bite marks.

Yan! Husband who presses his lip to all those marks, kissing it better while occasionally licking some.

Maybe he shouldn't help you cover it after all.

#yandere male #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere scenarios #yandere x you #yandere imagines #male yandere #yandere insert #yandere oc #yandere headcanons #yandere works #yandere smut #yandere writing #reader insert #x reader #oc #x gn reader #yandere husband #LIfE Project #Yulian the Corruption

[yourangle-yuordevil]

what if we flirted at the gentlemen club 😳 (and we were both flirting) 😞❤️😞Discreet Gentlemen's Club

#good omens #crowley #aziraphale #ineffable husbands #Headcanon time: All the dancers at the Gentlemen Club fell in love with Mr. Fell at one point because he is such a cutie <3 #and Aziraphale calls Crowley to investigate because he doesn't realize that he's too cute for this world #and instead thinks that his fellow dancers are being tempted!!!!???? #And Crowley just snort laugh for ages while he watches Aziraphale flirt with all the gentlemens without even realizing that he's flirting #the day that Crowley and Aziraphale leaves Portland together #they go to say goodbye at the Gentlemen's club #and all the Gentlemen; after saying goodbye to Aziraphale #shakes Crowley's hand with a knowing look of “Respect to you sir; you managed to charm Mr. Fell. Good for you” #and Crowley looks back at them behind his glasses like ???????????? #good omens comic #historical husbands #discreet gentlemen's club #ALSO: #fumetto che deve MORIRE 🤗 #perchè ha osato esplodere mentre salvavo 🤗 #mandando a puttane tutto il lineart 🤗 #aspetta come si dice???? BRUCIAAAAAAA 🤗 #🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

[everybodyshusband]

okay yes all of this talk of ghouls who are mentally ill is amazing and i love it with all my heart but have we considered ghouls who aren't ??

(hear me out okay ???)

rain who wants to say he's got depression with his whole heart because he's sure that's what it is, but he's never been allowed to have a depressive episode or rot in bed for days, he doesn't have the time in his schedule to do anything but bottle it up and never ever break down because he has to pretend he's fine, he's not allowed to break. and besides, he doesn't meet every single criterion for it so in his eyes, clearly that means he's faking it

if he were human, mountain probably would be diagnosed with autism, but he's a ghoul so he doesn't have parents to contact or a childhood to look back on for a proper diagnosis

cumulus who's sure she's got some form of ocd but she can't seem to get beyond an anxiety diagnosis because her symptoms aren't deemed as severe enough to warrant one by the infirmary staff

dewdrop who has a dozen symptoms for bpd but his fear of authority figures and getting in trouble prevents him from properly exhibiting most of the urges of self destruction and risky behaviours he gets. he's too scared of getting in trouble to properly lash out at the people he splits on, worried that he'll be banished from the band and abandoned by the people he loves even when he doesn't get a shit about them or the band

there are probably more things i could think of but that's all for now jdsfksdfdf i enjoy making ghouls suffer :3

#maybe i'm just sad and projecting or maybe not we'll never know ooOoOooOoOoOo #husband headcanons #nameless ghouls #the band ghost #cw mental health

[witchthewriter]

𝐁𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐑𝐢𝐩 𝐖𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐝𝐞

⤷ female, ambiguous race, and any size reader. Requests are open, thank you for reading!  

a/n: so ya girls been watching Yellowstone ... okay more like bingeing it. And it’s amazing!!!

Warning: swearingggg

ᴹᵃˢᵗᵉʳˡᶤˢᵗ    

🌿ISTP 🍁Gryffindor 📜True Neutral 🔮Capricorn Sun, Aries Moon, Scorpio Rising

SFW🌿

・Rip is a good man, with a good heart, but will do what needs to be done. That’s how the world sees him. 

・You just see him as a giant teddy bear

・There are no harsh words or yelling when he’s with you. Actually, whenever you’ve had a disagreement, he’s never even raised his voice. 

・ But he doesn’t like talking about his work for John. 

”I don’t want to tell you about my day, I just want to forget it.”

    “It’s okay baby, I just want to make sure he’s not asking too much of you.”

・The fact that you care about him so much absolutely warms his heart

・He loves when you call him baby, or honey, or any type of pet name

・Always honest (although he doesn’t talk to you about his work, he just avoids talking about it so he doesn’t have to lie). In every other area of your lives, he’s so truthful. You never feel like you’re on the outside of his life. 

・He isn’t a man that is fuelled by making money. He life is ruled by the fact that whoever tries to hurt what/who he loves, he will kill them. So, he loves the ranch - anyone who is trying to take it away, he will do whatever it takes to defend it 

・You get him watching the most dramatic shows like Housewives of Beverley Hills, Married At First Sight etc. (Yes, you made him get a tv, because even cowboys need to take their mind off of life for a while)

   “Why in the fuck, would he admit that? There’s a camera for fucksake?” 

        “Fame baby”

“Fuck fame, now everyone thinks he’s a dickhead.”

・Is Dad™ (even though he doesn’t have biological kids)

・Would most definitely want to have ‘kids’ whether that be fostering kids, adopting, or furbabies 

・Shows you how to ride a horse, and you become very good at it

・Loves seeing your smile, it’s his favourite feature of yours

・And you get all fuzzy inside whenever he does, because Rip only smiles when you’re around 

・Rip always grounds you. When your mind is racing, or when you’re jumping to conclusions, Rip will bring you down to earth

𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝑷𝒆𝒕 𝑵𝒂𝒎𝒆 𝑭𝒐𝒓 𝒀𝒐𝒖: Baby, Sweetheart, Darlin’

𝑯𝒊𝒔 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆 𝑳𝒂𝒏𝒈𝒖𝒂𝒈𝒆: Quality Time & Gift Giving

𝑻𝒉𝒆𝒎𝒆 𝑺𝒐𝒏𝒈:

More Than A Woman by Midnite String Quartet

𝑹𝒆𝒍𝒂𝒕𝒊𝒐𝒏𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒑 𝑻𝒓𝒐𝒑𝒆𝒔:

  ✧ “You wear the paints in this relationship” (You to Rip) x “Oh I wish, I cannot control you at all” (Rip to You)

  ✧ “I care about you!” x “You shouldn’t!”

  ✧ Emotionally Unstable (You) x Also Emotionally Unstable But Tries To Hide It (Rip)

  NSFW🔞minors dni!

・He likes being called sir, daddy, anything that makes him feel in charge

・He’d definitely be a soft dom 

・Loves receiving head. Especially surprised by it in the morning while he’s laying down. 

・Rip is just as good as giving head. He eats you out like he’s starving 

・You introduced the idea of bathing together, and he was intrigued by the idea. He didn’t realise how much he would enjoy it 

・His favourite positions are cowgirl and doggy 

・He’s very intense, and likes to hear you begging. For his hands, for his mouth, for his cock.

・Won’t do anything in public - he doesn’t want anyone to see you, or him, when you’re at your most vulnerable 

・Does like to fuck in every room of the house though

#rip wheeler #rip wheeler headcanons #yellowstone #yellowstone headcanons #duttons #john dutton #kayce dutton #beth dutton #jaime dutton #witchthewriter #headcanons #dating would include #husband headcanons #wife headcanons #s/o #would include

[fru1typunch]

I was told to share my TikTok on respecting each other's Good Omens headcanons here on Tumblr so HERE;

now can we all just shut up and hold hands or something (since aziracrow can't anymore)

#good omens #good omens tv #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #neil gaiman #david tennant #micheal sheen #good omens s2 #headcanon #respect headcanons #fandom #respect each other #queer media #queer #lesbian #trans #transmasc #nonbinary

[yandere-writer-momo]

Author’s note: I am stuck in a slump so I’m going to write a guilty pleasure of mine… the body swap trope except this time, with a twist. And of course with the one that got away trope. I adore it so very much like black cherry ice-cream.

Yandere Head Canons:

The Husband Swap

Yandere Shapeshifter x Married Fem Elf Reader x Neglectful Drow Husband

TW: yandere content!! Mentions of smut, dubcon, tentacles, monster fucking, size kink, manipulation, voyeurism, oral, and unhealthy relationship.

Art from Veil Manga

You had been married to your husband, Nikolai Sokolov, for many years. An arranged marriage set up amongst your people as a peace treaty… you, a high elf, wed to a drow, dark elf. And Nikolai was often cold to you… despite how often you attempted to bond with him.

Nikolai refused to eat any of the food you made and he constantly brushed aside your attempts to get to know him. He cared little for this arranged relationship and treated you as if you were some mere commoner, a fact that only made your heart sting.

Nikolai would occasionally share a bed with you, but it was often out of fulfilling his needs. He cared little for your pleasure and only cared to satiate his own.

One day, Nikolai bought you a servant just to get you to leave him alone (outside of sex). A shapeshifter.

A magic collar was bound tightly around their silver neck as a preventative to their ability to shift. They were now powerless and subservient. A trait that most shapeshifters didn’t have since they were quite sly by nature. You wondered what this creature had done to have been reduced to a servant…

Their name was Lev Snegur and they were close in age to you and Nikolai. The shapeshifter was somewhat masculine looking with sharp features and pitch black eyes. A genderless species that never uttered a sound, what wonderful company to have.

You often tried to engage in small talk with them, but they remained as silent as the depth of night. Not a peep left their lips to ever give you input. It unnerved you.

You were very sweet to them and even offered to share meals, but they only stared at you. Talking to Lev was like talking to a brick wall that nodded at times. Lev was an incredibly good listener.

Lev’s company did little to satiate the ache in your heart and the all consuming loneliness. You were so isolated in this empty home filled with bitterness. And you started to accept that you’d never find any warmth with him. Nor would you find solace in your silent servant’s company.

Occasionally you’d wake up covered in a slight sweat, a puddle of dampness below you. The room would always feel of sex, yet you hardly had any of that… but you were always a bit sore between your legs when you’d wake up on mornings like this. Had you been having wet dreams due to your consistent loneliness? Or was there something foul at play?

So it was a surprise when Nikolai bounced into your room like a puppy one morning. His arms wrapped around your side while he inhaled your scent. What on earth was he doing?

“Nikolai?” Nikolai placed a finger on your lips, a mischievous look in his crimson eyes.

“Shh, I have a surprise for you!” Nikolai gave you a bright grin that made you do a double take. You’ve never seen your grumpy husband smile in his entire life. This had to be a dream… you gave yourself a pinch and hissed at the pain you inflicted on your poor arm. Nope. Not a dream.

Nikolai lead you out of the room to where a grand meal was set before you consisting of all of your favorite delicacies. You had no idea your husband even knew you adored such food…

“Do you like it?” His face was hopeful as he took your hand in his. “I’ve come to a realization that you genuinely care for me… so I will treat you better.”

And from that day forth, Nikolai was more attentive than he ever had been. He insisted you should move into his room and he often cuddled with you… it was so odd. This entire situation was bizarre, almost as if this was another person and not your husband.

It was when Nikolai went down on you for the first time that your mind truly began to believe he was another man. When did he learn how to please you and why did he eat you out like a man starved? This wasn’t your husband… this was an imposter.

When ‘Nikolai’ made love to you, he felt bigger. You swore he was nearly two to three inches than he used to be, which made your stomach protrude like you had a baby bump. And his hands ardently grasped at every bit of your body as he could.

It wasn’t too uncommon for you to find your husband sniffing your hair like some sort of animal. You were so scared…

The longer you spent time with ‘Nikolai,’ the more paranoid you became. There were less and less drows around now and your servant was missing… you were starting to become afraid.

But you never were able to get much time to think about it too much since ‘Nikolai’ was always dutifully by your side. There was never any time to ask questions… until tonight. You decided to ask him… for you feared you’d fall off the deep end into insanity if you didn’t.

“Where’s Lev?” You softly asked Nikolai whose fingers paused their dance over your scalp. His crimson eyes glanced over to your face.

“And why do you care so much about a shifter when your husband is here?” Nikolai asked in a bitter tone, but you could see a bit of excitement in his eye. And it made your heart pulse in your brain.

“Well, I miss Lev.” You softly whispered. It wasn’t a complete lie. You did miss your servant who always listened to you, but you preferred his silent company over the overbearing presence of your changed husband.

“Hmm… well, we can go see him if you’d like.” Nikolai rose up from the bed and wrapped a black robe over his bare chest. “He’s in the dungeon.”

You were a bit shocked by your husband’s words. “What do you mean? Lev never did anything wrong-“

“My wife is too kind for her own good.” Nikolai held your chin to pause you from rambling on even more. His eyes were filled with so much emotion, it froze you in place. “It’s what I love most about you.”

You gulped and averted your gaze, your cheeks felt hot.

Lev lead you down the hallway and down the winding stairs to the dungeon, his hand gently held yours. You felt dread creep up into your stomach the closer you went to the dingy dungeon. Your nerves felt as if they were on fire…

And the sight before you terrified you to your core, the angled corpse of Nikolai laid sprawled out on the brick flooring. His lifeless eyes turned toward the door and his mouth agape in a horrific scream forever frozen on his rotting face.

You tried to flee but your ‘Nikolai’ began to shift, slender hands now held you firmly in place while your captor’s face slowly morphed into the bewitching creature named Lev.

“It didn’t take much to overpower him. Your husband was too cocky to notice I figured out how to disarm the collar.” Lev’s voice made your blood run cold from how raspy it was. His voice low and monotonous despite the various emotions that hid beneath the surface of his eyes. “To whack him over the back of the head with a sword hilt and drag him down here. It was child’s play really.”

“Are you going to kill me too?” You whimpered when his grip tightened around your arms. His face filled with concern.

“Kill you? Nonsense, I’d never kill my wife!” Lev began to pepper your face with numerous kisses while his arms snaked around your waist. “I mean it when I say I love you, I love you more than that bastard ever could.”

You try to protest, but you feel something slimy wrap around your legs and give them a squeeze. Your eyes are wide in terror at the black tendrils that snaked around your plush thighs. What on earth?!

“And I can certainly fuck you better than he ever could… I can show you things no other monster could ever show you, so won’t you indulge me? I promise I’ll blow your mind.”

#female reader #yandere fic #yandere imagine #yandere #yandere dilf #obsessive yandere #yandere x willing reader #yandere x you #yandere x reader #obsessive love #yandere obsession #yandere oc #yandere original character #yandere males #yandere male #yandere concept #yandere husband #yandere imagines #yandere headcanons #yandere blog #yandere stories #yandere content #husband swap #body swap #yandere monster #yandere monster x reader #monster fucker #monster smut #tentacles #yandere horror

[camilleflyingrotten]

Imagine « they’re not talking » but only for a week and then this happens:

Bonus

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #aziracrow #ineffable husbands #the power of kissing good. #little comic #headcanon #tw: kissing #procreate #my art

[crowleys-hips]

things i headcanon Crowley invented:

only one sock disappearing in the washer/dryer. you know the one

youtube ads

gum on shoes

that one wobbly wheel on every shopping cart

you know when you're in traffic and one lane is going faster than the one you're in, so you switch to that one, but now this one's going slower than the other? that. it's one he often regrets.

back when wired earbuds were a thing - only one of them going bad

Nessie - an accident. he went swimming in his snake form once and someone took a blurry picture

unsynced audio or subtitles on media

pineapple on pizza - he did it to piss of Aziraphale

instagram poetry

pens/markers than run out of ink by the 3rd day (i'm looking at you Sharpies)

airplane food

the very common phenomenon when you forget your old password, go to reset it, and then get told your "new password can't be the same as your old password"

long red light/short green light

shower knobs that can't ever get the right temperature, it's either 3rd degree burns or hypothermia

crocs

feel free to add your ownnn

#good omens #good omens shitpost #good omens memes #good omemes #good omens 2 #good omens s2 #good omens headcanons #crowley #crowley good omens #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #ineffable partners #ineffable lovers #ineffable fandom #good omens fanfic #xanshitposts

[teamblck]

haven’t seen one for gaz yet and i do NOT tolerate gaz erasure

#how can you look at him and not love him #my husband #kyle gaz garrick x reader #kyle gaz garrick #gaz x reader #gaz cod #gaz headcanons #cod #call of duty #cod mw3 #cod mwii #mw3 #cod mw2 #mw2 #141 #cod 141 #task force 141 #141 headcanons #tf 141 #mw2 141