#i don’t believe in canon

[sun-e-chips]

Are we supposed to ignore that Sun can do LITERAL MAGIC in help wanted 2!!!

It’s canon

#-snap- #the one thing that stuck with me that whole entire game XD #I don’t have vr but if I did… I’d start believing in magic #crunch art #sb daycare attendant #sb sundrop #sb sun #help wanted 2 #daycare attendant #fnaf dca #dca fandom #dca fanart #sun may be sassy but I say it’s canon he has a soft spot for all the DCA y/n’s out there #DCA community gets a pardon

[zaerxa]

I feel like they’d be into baking (this is purely self-indulgent)

#bsd #bungoustraydogs #chuuyanakahara #dazai #dazaiosamu #skk #soukoku #artists on tumblr #procreate #theyre so in love #I actually just wanted to practice backgrounds but I can’t draw anything other than skk anymore #dazai has a sweet tooth it’s basically canon atp #actually don’t believe anything I say I’m running on caffeine and 4 hours of sleep rn #I was craving some croissants but I can’t buy any bc I’m broke #chuuya #bsd fanart #bsd dazai #bsd chuuya

[theshadowrealmitself]

Making myself laugh at an au where it’s Peter Parker, became a vigilante at age 10, has been one for like 16 years now, so 26 years old max. and still, inexplicably, has his identity a complete secret, and so his file with SHIELD, if they knew him, should have stuff about him having spider abilities and a healing factor and a spider sense that helps him sense danger even without seeing it, etc

And so Spiderman thinks that his file, because they don’t know anything, just looks like a ton of question marks

But instead, it’s full of their observations that they’re 100% sure are correct based on misunderstandings and misconceptions, and that file just keeps leading to wild rumors, which end up just hiding Spiderman’s identity better, so the file’s like:

Spiderman must be about 50+, clearly knows how to fight, knows First Aid, has trouble working with others, knows military lingo (he figured it out as a kid due to various vigilante situations that put him near them), is clearly trained (they mostly think this because of the experience he picked up and because of his spidey sense), is a genius super scientist who makes his own equipment (this parts true but they don’t know he’s been mutated, they think it’s all equipment), etc

So they’re all like, obviously, Spiderman used to work for SHIELD or something (maybe there’s a rumor or they did actually used to use a weaker version of the soldier serum on agents, so they all think at most Spidey has weak super strength), definitely a government scientist at the very least, went on the run as lone wolf soldier after he witnessed some corruption*, maybe the government even killed off his family when he refused to do something corrupt, and now he wears bright clothes because he’s sick of working in the shadows, etc

(*misunderstanding based on the fact that one of the reasons why Spidey refuses to join SHIELD is because of how often it gets revealed that Hydra infiltrated it but then it gets covered up, and it’s getting covered up because they don’t want citizens to lose faith in SHIELD, like I have no doubts every single time Nick Fury is going out there and getting rid of them all, but to outsiders it just looks like SHIELD refuses to take accountability and is covering it up because they’re still there, and Peter’s Jewish ass can’t take any chances with that)

#Peter Parker #we don’t talk enough about him being canonically Jewish #Spiderman #spider-man #spider man #I full heartedly believe that every time it gets revealed that there’s hydra agents #SHIELD just handled it terribly

[houseswife]

find it sooo funny that foreman is cuddy now and chase is house because although cuddy was an enabler she at least had some semblance of what you’re meant to do as a doctor. so she could hold up the facade a tiny bit. chase is gonna walk in like “I need approval to amputate this guy’s perfectly working legs and then re-attach them using dental floss. without anaesthesia btw. and we’re gonna hypnotise his medical proxy to get consent. we think he has a mild mint allergy and I need the answer” and foreman isn’t even gonna look up from his paperwork before responding “k lol”

#ignore the fact that foreman is canonically stricter than cuddy with his punishments bc he’s still resisting his internal house-ness #I choose to believe that at some point he’s either 1) so blinded by the years of malpractice that his ethical judgement is genuinely #compromised #or 2) he just stops giving a fuck #but I admit I did enjoy seeing him say ‘you lied to a patient?!’ as if that’s the worst thing their department has ever done #babygirl. you covered up a murder. you have tortured people on multiple occasions. #this has turned into me needing to sit in on one of foreman’s nonexistent therapy seshes #house md #hatecrimes md #eric foreman #robert chase #lisa cuddy #greg house #choreman #<- I don’t even ship them within the show but I like them in a ‘doomed to repeat the narrative’ kinda way

[bucksboobs]

My favorite part of Normie One Piece fans discussing Crocomom/Crocodad theory is that there’s inevitably a moment where they have to concede that yes, AFAB!Crocodile is a believable theory but Crocoparent is simply crackpot and based on a single moment in the canon where Crocodile saves Luffy after learning Luffy is Dragon’s son. And they’re so right but it’s great that this fandom has gotten to the point that Crocodile being a trans man is seen as completely rational compared to other theories

#crocomom #crocodad #new to the OP fandom so I don’t even know how crazy it is but finding out that ‘Crocodile is trans’ is a legit theory with canon evidence #that people genuinely believe was fun

[slavonicrhapsody]

I feel like a lot of elden ring theories that suggest a character was being controlled and had no agency or ability to make their own decisions don’t really click for me because I find them really narratively uninteresting… like for example, if we take the situation with Radagon leaving Rennala, the idea that Radagon was dragged away from her kicking and screaming and only served the Greater Will because he was forced to feels like a much less complex story than if Radagon loved Rennala, but agreed to follow the Greater Will’s commands without complaint because he genuinely believed it was his duty… characters making really difficult and painful decisions that have tangible consequences for both the narrative as a whole and their relationships with others are like the heart of a great story! that’s where the tragedy, the drama, the heartbreak is!! I think we should judge theories not just based on if they’re possible or if they have potential evidence, but also if they make a compelling story and fit the characters

#it’s like grrm always says… the human heart in conflict with itself… #btw this isn’t a statement on what I believe is ‘canon’ or not it’s simply my personal opinion #we don’t have enough evidence to be sure of what went on in these characters’ heads anyway

[atopvisenyashill]

Thoughts on the Alysanne is Maegor's daughter AU? I feel like it has some interesting potential, and it vastly recontextualizes different parts of Jaehaehae (I do not like him sjsjsjs) and Alysanne's relationship (such as Jaehaehae's treatment of their daughters) but I wanna hear what you think about it!

I’ve touched on this a bit before but since you actually want to hear my thoughts, allow me to present to you my Jaehaerys Is The Goddamn Worst, And Alysanne Annoys Me Too: An Essay lmao but my answer is basically “yeah all of what you just said.”

I think it makes Alysanne much more palatable (to me) as a character because as she stands, she just fixates on forcing her daughters through these fucked up marriages at too young an age bc it traumatized her to be married and pregnant at 15 too but she’d never admit that being a willing participant in her own kidnapping by her brother-husband was the single worst thing that ever happened to her, and because Alysanne doesn’t want to admit it (and Jaehaerys would never see it as wrong or a mistake) F&B really shies away from delving into the fact that Alysanne is as deranged of a mother as Cersei is. So as she stands, she’s very flat to me because she’s presented very flatly and inconsistently. She’s so in love with Jaehaerys, she’s maritally raped by Jaehaerys, she’s a loving and doting mother, she forces her daughters into marriages when they’re the same too young age she was, she accuses her teenage girls of being scheming whores then gets angry when her husband accuses their teenage girls of being scheming whores, and worst of all we are just told “Maegelle tells them to make up so they do” so we don’t know why Alysanne gets over all of this. What is the point of riding a dragon when you never use that dragon to protect your daughters from unwanted teen marriages? We’re just not given a good enough justification for why her behavior is so weird and frustrating towards her daughters.

Make her Maegor’s daughter though…most of her behavior as an adult makes more sense. Like a worse version of Rhaenyra’s childhood almost - a father desperate for a son, but lowkey obsessed with his daughter, who makes all his hang ups about his parents the problems of every woman around him, except Maegor is out here blood sacrificing and torturing and starting wars and forcing babies on wives he discards quickly and brutally. Then here comes Jaehaerys on a white horse green dragon to save her from the horror her life has become, and he loves her so much he runs away with her even though Alyssa says they shouldn’t marry because people won’t like it. And they have beautiful children, and a beautiful marriage, and build a beautiful kingdom.

Then her pregnancies start getting dangerous. Gaemon, then Valerion, die. Alysanne thinks of the shriveled up mutants she called brothers, if Maegor’s taint has passed to her. Her perfect husband ignores her no, and forces Gael on her. Alysanne remembers that he said nothing to Rogar when Alyssa died, merely wept. Then her daughters start to die. Daella, Alyssa, Viserra, all within a few years. Then Jaehaerys makes Saera watch as he murders her boyfriend, calls her a whore, and says Alysanne cannot follow Saera to Lys. Alysanne thinks of Maegor torturing the Harroways over Alys’ presumed infidelity. Jaehaerys says he’s sorry, and her daughter badgers her into forgiving him, and she remembers how she helped Jaehaerys badger Alyssa into forgiving Rogar. Not two years later, Jaehaerys passes over Rhaenys. Alysanne thinks of how she was never enough for her father, how she felt so superior to Rhaena banished to Dragonstone and resented by Aerea, yet there she is dragging Gael away from court because she can’t stand to be with Jaehaerys. How her father was surrounded by dead women and dead babies and how Jaehaerys is surrounded by his own dead daughters, but surely she did the right thing, surely Maegor was worse, surely the realm is better off? Is he right to pass over Rhaenys? Is she enabling a man just as monstrous as her father? She will never decide, because Maegelle will guilt her about keeping Gael isolated at Dragonstone, and Alysanne will do as she’s told, just like Rhaena, and Alyssa, and Jeyne, Elinor, Ceryse, Alys, and Tyanna, just like every one of her daughters.

I do get why Alysanne is Alyssa & Aenys’ and not Maegor’s. The weird Targ babies, the line not descending from Visenya, Jaehaerys and Alysanne being held up as the perfect Targaryen couple specifically because they are brother and sister and dragon riders. I do even think canon Alysanne is likely traumatized by her time as a hostage on Dragonstone, and the ensuing war, and the trauma bond that caused with Jaehaerys, and it makes her idolize Jaehaerys, and then he isolates her at Dragonstone so he can swiftly and safely marry, groom, and knock her up. It’s not like,,,, a fun time, and it’s enough to make anyone crazy and weird about their daughters, but I think having her father be Maegor makes Alysanne herself much deeper because it gives her, as the most beloved Targaryen queen, a blood tie to the most hated Targaryen king, and a marriage to the most beloved Targaryen king. It fits better with a lot of the themes of the main series (again, imo) - forcing the spotlight on the outsiders to see how the affect the story from behind the scenes. The fall of Aegon’s sons, and The Long Reign, not told from the PoV or to serve the PoV of any of the kings or princes, but of the queen that tied them all together.

#anti jaehaerys i targaryen #f&b critical #fire and blood critical #asks #thesadboy #like he kind of does this with aenys & maegor by focusing on alyssa and rhaena and the wives and visenya. #but the Moment jaehaerys enters the scene he completely dominates it. the same way daemon and aemond do actually. #but this is not. it should not!! be their story. that’s not how the main series is told anyway!! #if f&b isn’t told by a dornish maester than it should have been written by a septa!!! #nuns wrote books!!!!! #rich noblewomen wrote novels and poetry!!!!!!! #GEORGE DO YOU READ WOMEN. I AM NO LONGER ASKING POLITELY. #i went to look for her mother and apparently this was just a mistake elio made and i’m even more depressed. i can’t believe i’m saying this #but elio damn your mind. #i bet he saw that and went ‘wait which one is her fucjing mother’ and george was like what in the goddamn hell are you talking about. #idk who would be her mother in this au. if we want to keep her within 3 ish years of jaehaerys it Has to be alys or ceryse. ceryse hightowe #is the hilarious and obvious choice. but don’t count out alys harroway second wife here either. #then there’s rhaena as her mother which with the canon timeline makes him 12 years older and isn’t THAT horrible let’s stop here actually.

[watchyourbuck]

Bro I went to Destiel for short of a decade and if we’d had one sixth of the Buddie scenes 911 has we’d gone insane — books, gifs, fanfics, you name it. We survived on hope, delusion and pain. How is Buddie not canon yet?

#just a thought #and believe me I was a haaaard Destiel fan #nearly had an aneurysm when it kinda became canon #STILL #I go to Buddie now #and it becomes harder and harder to ignore how actually canon they are in comparison #also yes Destiel was canon but there was a lot going on in the cw pls don’t come for me #911 fox #buddie #911 #eddie diaz #evan buckley #911 tv show #evan buck buckley #buck x eddie #buck and eddie #911 abc #destiel #spn #supernatural

[undertheredhood]

“why do you headcanon jason todd as a poc?” idk maybe it’s because he was racially ambiguous enough to the point where he considered lady shiva as one of the potential candidates to be his bio mother as a possibility.

#dc comics #dc universe #dcu #batman #red hood #jason todd #jason peter todd #jason was never the angry robin #lady shiva #sandra wu san #person of color jason todd #poc jason todd #i don’t really care for the adif comic because of how islamophobic and pro-z10n1st it was #(if you don’t know one of jason’s bio mom candidates was a spy for the isnotreal government) #but yeah i kinda find the part where he believed shiva to be his mother hilarious #and that and sh*ela betraying him to the joker to save her own skin are the only things i consider canon imo #it’s wild that willis todd and shiva actually knew each other tho

[spicymoodle]

draw me like one of your french girls <3

my bloodiest valentine in his first demon form yes i drew him naked bc fuck drawing clothes. i think tomorrow i’ll get to his “biblically-accurate-oh-my-god-the-horrors” form.

eventually i’ll do the same for each brother but i think keeping one post per brother

#pls don’t flag this tumblr gods he’s not fully naked #Asmo believes in tasteful artistic nudity #i really wanted to have their second forms be a bit more demony than canon #and wanted to give him actual bat wings instead of those pathetic chicken winglets he has #and a stinger bc scorpion bc venom #obey me asmodeus #obey me shall we date #om asmodeus #obey me #moodle draws

[aeonophagic]

me, the jester, asked the court if yaoi could bloom even on a battlefield. the court was so kind as to even help me care for the fields for it to sprout and then bloom — is it my fault?

bonus

#trigger warning honkai impact 3rd yaoi #honkai impact 3rd #hi3rd #otto apocalypse #kevin kaslana #ottokevin #‘what the fuck is this’ my visions #this has canon foundation i simply took it further than any manwoman would’ve ever dared to #i unfortunately do not choose what to fixate on #did you know they both have religious references #that easily intertwine with each other #because kevin is compared to satan but he is also compared to god himself #the rains of hell upon sodom and gomorrah were the cleaver of shamash #im not making that up #*slaps otto apocalypse* this white boy can fit so much religious trauma #i mean imagine being raised in the church itself when you don’t believe #id be religiously traumatized too #if you want to know more about them ch17 is where you want to go #stage 1 #they talk for like 10 minutes #they also meet in the church in kolosten months later #they have a diplomatic partnership most people don’t know about #senti even warns kevin to stay clear of otto #even mei warns him #but kevin doesn’t give a fuck #he says that if otto brings the world down with him #it will be beneficial #LMAO #partners in crime #tbh

[locustime]

MINECRAFT WORLD-BUILDING: THE END

Enderman design: inspired by neytirix

thing you may notice I did: all end-species are invertebrates. The exception to all that is the ender dragon, which actually originated from the Overworld (it is reptilian and a vertebrate) however it has evolved over time to become the apex predator of The End!

May do this again soon with pillagers + woodland mansions!

#sorry if I got some Minecraft lore wrong in my head canon labels #I don’t know anything it’s just what I believe! #minecraft #art #mineblr #enderman #minecraft fanart #shulker #endermite #the end #minecraft ender dragon #minecraft end #minecraft enderman #ender dragon #world building #headcanon #minecraft headcanons #minecraft lore #Minecraft art #illustration #locus art time #digital art #artists on tumblr #fanart #procreate #monster art

[teamfortresstwo]

“Peter Lukas gets sent back to the regency era” “Jonathan Sims gets sent back to the regency era” valid points valid points but i raise you

Tim Stoker gets sent back to the regency era

#Timelias #guys c’mon it would be sooo fun #Tim would probably *hate* Elias. Maybe try to take the circus down sooner since #the Grimaldi was first like a thing in the very early 1800s so it could be possible for Tim to just kill Nikola on sight #And I bet Jonah would be so fascinated by him. Like oh my god this man 1) is probably from the future 2) Is HOT AS FUCK 3) has sooo much #knowledge about the fears and FOUR) Can apparently kill the things?? and is confident while doing so?? #Jonah would love him sm #Also while I don’t think Jon or Peter could fix him I firmly believe that Tim 100% could #Like I’m pretty sure it was actually tweeted once that Tim could’ve redeemed Elias by fucking him nasty #but fr though I do think Tim would actually stop him from becoming as bad as he did because while Jon is passive in the voyeuristic sense an #d also and avatar and peter just couldn’t care less about stopping bad things Tim is wholey human and still dedicating himself to taking #action against the fears and *succeeding* and since I think a lot of Jonah magnus’s less than ideal actions stemmed from his feelings of #helplessness in a world out to get him I think that would be a great anchor for him. #Also I’m just super soft for any kind of Timelias sooo <333 #Elias Bouchard #Jonah Magnus #TMA #Tim Stoker #oh also Tim was canonically fascinated by Robert Smirke so he’d probably have some knowledge about the 1700-1800s through osmosis gotten #while researching #the magnus archives

[sukidude]

that post thats been floating around zukka tumblr about how zukka is a captivating ship not just because it works but because it has the potential not to.

not even the potential, it’s doomed to fail. divorced zukka is so riveting because it is the embodiment of knowing the consequences but trying your luck anyway. of having read the book but hoping for a different ending this time.

every. time.

they fly until they fall, they crash until they burn, they love until they can’t stand each other.

It’s not just enemies to friends to lovers, it’s a secret third thing: doomed by the narrative!!!

#whether you believe they get back together before Sokka’s canon death is up to you (me personally I say yes) #but either way oooooohhhh it makes for such a great ship to WRITE jeez #their problem is they love too much!!! too hard!!! they give all of themselves until there’s nothing left!!!!! #I’m sorry I don’t know where this brain rot is coming from lmao #anyway stan zukka ig #specifically divorced zukka #zukka #anyway op from the post im referencing you slayyyyyedddd

[pacifistcowboy]

Silver would be a very different person if he was raised by Shadow. Silver is naive precisely because he wasn't raised by anybody.

yeh you right!

i think the way i imagine dadow is different from how most other people imagine it; where silver still grew up on his own and it was only after he first went back in time he meets shadow in the future n he becomes his dad, basically to explain why the first time silver came across shadow in the past he wasn’t immediately like “dad?”

so i imagine silver comes across old man shadow at fourteen and is like “shadow??? wtf???” and from there the father-son relationship begins, so silver’s naïveté would still make sense ‘cus he wasn’t raised by shadow from day one

#thank u for de ask i like discussing stuff n hearin’ people’s thoughts on stuff. especially about my boy silver <3 #and yeah i think i have a weird interpretation of dadow that’s like totally different from everyone else’s lol #seeing fanart of lil baby silver being taken care of by shadow is rlly cute #but i imagine they only meet in the future after silver first meets shadow in the past #idk why. i just feel that #i think it’s so it could KINDA work in canon? i don’t believe it’s canon but like #they meet in the past first which explains why silver doesn’t know shadow the first time #then he sees him as an old man n is like “yo wtf” n shadow’s like “aw fuck. this time traveling CHILD is back. and ofc he has no parents” #and they kinda just stick together until the relationship becomes very familial #n they both agree it’d be too messy and weird if silver told their friends in the past about this #and teenage shadow would probably have a Time trying to comprehend this information #dadow #silver the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog

[galadrielspeaks]

just thinking about thranduil and how he categorises his life and how the events of his life affects the way he rules his kingdom…. how so much of his development was defined by huge cataclysmic tragedies… thinking about how his youth is defined as before Doriath and his adulthood is defined as After Doriath… how when he became a prince he probably held on to his more idealistic beliefs only to be sternly reminded of the fickleness of life during war….. how the entire kingdom of the woodland realm probably has a Before Dagorlad and an After. how could you not after losing your king and the majority of your people? it is incredibly telling how these events of Thranduil’s past has affected his rule and everything about him down to his parenting. he understands he’s alone. that’s tragic. but he also understands his kingdom is alone. he’s a lonely king. there's no one higher than him, no one to seek advice from. he understands he is the final defender of a kingdom and he is fighting an inherited war, he has first hand witnessed the tragedies of this war and has been directly critically affected by it, he is just as much a victim of Sauron as his people. his nobility offers him zero protection, at any point he could lose everything, and yet he remains empathetic. he remains kind. he remains generous. he obviously sees the worth in fighting, he refuses to give up fully. he is (reasonably!) incredibly cautious which some call him an isolationist or consider him fickle for, during events like his refusal of gandalf’s invitation to the White Council but it becomes incredibly clear why he is like this when it’s put into context of his past. he has trusted allies before, he has seen what has happened. to join an organisation full of ring bearer’s as the sole leader of a nation with no ring to protect his people is almost an insult. they would not and do not understand what it takes to lead in that situation. Thranduil and all of his people are living in the after of the war of the last alliance. why would they join another? Thranduil has put his people first. He recognises that they themselves are the only ones who understand just how at risk they are. and yet with all of this in mind it should noted that he allies himself with men (who historically have experienced and understand the dangerous climate of their respective nations) and creates trade routes with them to provide for his people and also provides aid to them. and it is noted in the text that Legolas has been raised incredibly happily, and he is well-adjusted. throughout fighting a seemingly losing war thranduil found it implicitly important to raise his son with joy and hope. i like to believe he understands the importance of childhood whimsy and enchantment and worked to instill and maintain his child’s innocence. he raised his son as trauma-free as he could (saying this bc we do not know if his mother is dead or sailed or not but either way to be without the mother is traumatic but besides that Legolas appears to be generally mentally healthy). despite knowing first hand just how cruel and painful life is he did not feel the need to raise his child to be prepared and worried about very real threats. rather he raised his child happily, and simply worked to give his son the skills he needed to survive and to defend himself. usually military father's who have expreienced a great deal of trauma and haven't processed it correctly tend to succumb to the urge to raise their children to understand the cruelty of the world, and loathe their children for their innocence. i think that in thranduil not doing this with legolas, we can infer that he has taken time to healthily process his experiences. I believe that Thranduil is an incredibly important figure in the Lord of the Rings because he is truly an incredible example of someone who learns from their mistakes, learns from tradegy, who learns from life. i think that Thranduil never wanted to be a King, it is a responsibility that fell into his lap unwillingly and that is why he is a successful and well-loved ruler.

#didn’t really get into the war of five army’s bc i just don’t know enough about it #but yeah #just some random thoughts i had inbetween lectures today #also the military thing comes from experience i am a military brat i Know #i can write soooo much on how Legolas’ behaviour is a direct representation of Thranduil’s character like it’s just so telling #also i personally believe that thranduil’s wife died but since that isn’t canon i didn’t include it in this but yeah i think that has a lot #to do with a Lot about him #but that’s more headcanony so i held off on diving too into it #also sorry if any of this is a bad take this is off the top of my head inbetween classes i’m not double checking things rn #thranduil #woodland realm #mirkwood #greenwood #long post #meta