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chawarin-panich 2 days
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Dramatic retelling of my reaction to watching the heart killers trailers live during GMMTV 2024 Part 2 at 7am because I have ADHD and was maybe 40% conscious and it was a wild fucking ride:
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Ugh okay fine lets get the awful bromance action series out of the way while I'm still half asleep
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[Very rapidly because of the ADHD] Khaotung??? [but like BEYONCE???] what the fuck actual FirstKhao mafia AU????? omg that's not First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Joong...Khao? JoongKhao. JOONGKhao????!!!!!!!! JOONGKHAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Ray?
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three...some?
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joongkhao...first? JoongKhaoFirst. JOONGKHAOFIRST!!!!!!!!!!!!
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armed robbery?
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slutshaming????
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oh...its just gay sex
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Ray? Sand?
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[no cognizance of subtitles] where are they going with this?
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[no suspicions towards the identity of the director] Boston???? [like BEYONCE???]
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[still no suspicions towards the identity of the director] Only...Friends?
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[transient cognizance of subtitles] nice. good job dunk.
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baby's pants are so high hehe 馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ
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[still no suspicions towards the identity of the director - ill save myself from repeating this ten million times but I did not get that this was Jojo's until several hours later when I read a Tumblr post] Only Friends? baby ray 馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ
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baby PRINCESS Ray 馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ [I know I know I KNOW I should have known this was Jojos]
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I mean its no JoongKhao but sure
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[finally noticing subtitles] oh that's a threat
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gay sex
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called it
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gay sex x2
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chonlatee's magic nipples 馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ馃グ
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oh he's going to kill him for real (but also...gay sex)
askjdasfljdhfljh well I hit my image limit. this post is already 80 years long I'll just skip the rest.
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we're gonna make a star to surpass Rad Weekend!
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Johio Joestar
Dragoona Joestar
Jelqo Laburantes
Usagyatt Alohaoe
Rizzing Man
Sigma Mei Qi
Fanum Tax Size
Mewka
Rohan Skibidibe
Barbara Edging Joestar
Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.
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Why... Why did I do another one... A.k.a. me trying and failing to draw Alastor, screw this. I'm posting it, you guys can take it as you will. Also reply Charlie, are they looking at the mirror? Are they in the bathroom? I don't know. Also me not knowing what style I'm taking for them so I went yolo.
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ineffablyausten 1 year
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Aziraphale as all five Bennet sisters from Pride and Prejudice
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foli-vora 2 years
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"It's a lasso."
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saythenameritwika 20 days
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Seventeen Friendship Types:
(Because I'm sick of people making edits like these but not for all the members)
Choi Seungcheol:
Jeonghan: Soulmates
Jisoo: Best Friends
Junhui: Affection
Soonyoung: Better Together
Wonwoo: Fondness
Jihoon: Emotional Support
Seokmin: Protectiveness
Mingyu: Heart's One Pick
Minghao: Silent Admiration
Seungkwan: Tom & Jerry
Hansol: Silent Protectiveness
Chan: Adoration
Yoon Jeonghan:
Seungcheol: Meant To Be
Jisoo: Soulmates
Junhui: Admiration
Soonyoung: Adoration
Wonwoo: Comfort
Jihoon: Silent Comfort
Seokmin: Pure Love
Mingyu: Opposites Attract
Minghao: More Similar Than They Thought
Seungkwan: Protectiveness
Hansol: Silent Love
Chan: Fondness
Hong Jisoo:
Seungcheol: Best Friends
Jeonghan: Soulmates
Junhui: Affection
Soonyoung: Adoration
Wonwoo: Fondness
Jihoon: Silent Support
Seokmin: Meant To Be
Mingyu: Teasing Love
Minghao: Silent Love
Seungkwan: Comfort
Hansol: Emotional Support
Chan: Better Together
Wen Junhui:
Seungcheol: Support
Jeonghan: Comfort
Jisoo: Affection
Soonyoung: Better Together
Wonwoo: Meant To Be
Jihoon: Silent Comfort
Seokmin: Adoration
Mingyu: Fondness
Minghao: Soulmates
Seungkwan: Admiration
Hansol: Protectiveness 1
Chan: Protectiveness 2
Kwon Soonyoung:
Seungcheol: Better Together
Jeonghan: Support In Crime
Jisoo: Comfort
Junhui: Affection
Wonwoo: Best Friends
Jihoon: Soulmates
Seokmin: Partner In Crime
Mingyu: Tom & Jerry
Minghao: Cuteness Aggression
Seungkwan: Frienemies
Hansol: Admiration (Teasing)
Chan: Admiration/Meant To Be
Jeon Wonwoo:
Seungcheol: Comfort
Jeonghan: Meant To Be
Jisoo: Silent Support
Junhui: Adoration
Soonyoung: Better Together
Jihoon: Best Friends
Seokmin: Twins
Mingyu: Soulmates
Minghao: Emotional Support
Seungkwan: Protectiveness
Hansol: Chillest Duo
Chan: Insane Fondness
Lee Jihoon:
Seungcheol: Friends Forever
Jeonghan: Silent Comfort
Jisoo: Stability
Junhui: Distant Adoration
Soonyoung: Reluctant Soulmates
Wonwoo: Best Friends
Seokmin: Reluctant Love
Mingyu: Meant To Be
Minghao: Reliability
Seungkwan: Protectiveness
Hansol: His Favourite
Chan: Fondness (Reluctant)
Lee Seokmin:
Seungcheol: Reliability
Jeonghan: Comfort
Jisoo: Meant To Be
Junhui: Affection
Soonyoung: Partner In Crime
Wonwoo: Fondness
Jihoon: Comfort 2.0
Mingyu: Best Friends
Minghao: Better Together
Seungkwan: His Favourite
Hansol: Weird Best Friend
Chan: Partner In Crime (Real)
Kim Mingyu:
Seungcheol: His Favourite Hyung
Jeonghan: Opposites Attract
Jisoo: Affection
Junhui: Adoration
Soonyoung: Tom & Jerry/Meant To Be
Wonwoo: Emotional Comfort
Jihoon: Meant To Be
Seokmin: Bestest Friends
Minghao: Soulmates
Seungkwan: "Better In Stereo" Pair
Hansol: His Favourite (1)
Chan: His Favourite (2)
Xu Minghao:
Seungcheol: Reliability
Jeonghan: Affection
Jisoo: Comfort
Junhui: Familiarity
Soonyoung: Better Together
Wonwoo: Emotional Support
Jihoon: Silent Support
Seokmin: Meant To Be
Mingyu: Soulmates
Seungkwan: Protectiveness
Hansol: Younger Best Friend
Chan: Fondness
Boo Seungkwan:
Seungcheol: Twins (Comfort)
Jeonghan: Emotional Support
Jisoo: Comfort
Junhui: Insane Fondness
Soonyoung: Frienemies
Wonwoo: Emotional Comfort
Jihoon: Admiration
Seokmin: Partner In Crime (Comfort)
Mingyu: Better Together
Minghao: Silent Admiration
Hansol: Bestest Friends
Chan: Bonded For Life (Soulmates/Pure Love)
Chwe Hansol:
Seungcheol: Reliability
Jeonghan: His Favourite Hyung
Jisoo: Familiarity
Junhui: Affection
Soonyoung: Silent Admiration
Wonwoo: Familiarity 2.0
Jihoon: Admiration
Seokmin: Twins
Mingyu: Silent Comfort
Minghao: Meant To Be
Seungkwan: Soulmates
Chan: Bestest Friends (Meant To Be)
Lee Chan:
Seungcheol: Silent Comfort
Jeonghan: True Comfort
Jisoo: Emotional Support
Junhui: Silent Admirer
Soonyoung: Meant To Be
Wonwoo: Fondness
Jihoon: Admiration
Seokmin: Partners In Crime
Mingyu: One And The Same
Minghao: Reluctant Admiration
Seungkwan: Bonded For Life (Soulmates/Pure Admiration)
Hansol: Bestest Friends/Meant To Be
P.S: Listen to this while reading this.
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hua-liansimp 1 month
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TW: suicide mention
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So me and my friend were discussing what the taste and texture of Project Sekai boys would be if they were a candy/snack and I feel like Tumblr would appreciate what we came up with:
Akito Shinonome
Taste - Mango with tajin
Texture - Crunchy outside with soft, somewhat chewy inside (like a Nerds gummy cluster or something similar)
Toya Aoyagi
Taste - Dark Chocolate
Texture - Soft (like biting into mochi if you can imagine that lol)
Tsukasa Tenma
Taste - Starfruit
Texture - Chewy (like a Haribo gummy bear)
Rui Kamishiro
Taste - Cherry limeade
Texture - Slightly crunchy shell but chewy inside (like eating a Skittle) or Hard (like rock candy)
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cartoonslovers 16 days
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When nobody comes to your slushie party
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velidewrites 1 year
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Genuinely tired of ACOTAR's worldbuilding not being explored to its full potential so please enjoy my take on the geopolitical environment of Prythian and its Courts (extremely chaotic but I tried)
Long post ahead
The Spring Court
So much more than "a rolling green land." The Spring Court has been ruled by Tamlin's family for generations.
Millenia ago, a powerful beast born by the Cauldron roamed the South of the island. With the Mother's touch, legend says, the beast had become man鈥攁nd the very first High Lord of Spring. Yes, it was nothing but a landscape of rolling green hills and forests on the horizon鈥攁t first. But that changed until the Beast's three sons grew into their power鈥攁nd challenged their father for his land.
To appease his sons, the High Lord had split his land into three Territories, each to be governed by one of his children.
The First Territory spanned over the wilderness at the very south, from the lush forests of vibrant green, inhabited by Fae and humans alike, to the great wide sea at the island's border. Centuries later, after the War, the First Territory shrunk, limited by the power of the magical Wall. Now, it acts as the primary defence of the Spring Court from the Mortal Lands, and home to the less civilised, murderous Lesser Fae like the bogge. When they don't serve the High Lord at his Manor, the Spring Court's military resides in the First Territory.
The Second Territory initially was the small scrap of land at the West, as the High Lord's second son was the most greedy and as such, the least favourite of the Beast's children. Unfortunately for him, his greed was equal to his power, and it was the second son that had eventually defeated his father and brothers, ultimately taking his place as the Spring Court's rightful ruler. Over his rule, the Second Territory expanded from the West to the land's very centre. Today, it is home to most of Spring Court's residence, High and Lesser Fae alike. Due to its proximity to the prosperous Summer Court above, and the Kingdom of Hybern across the sea, the Second Territory thrives on marine trade. Most of its residence have found their occupation in the fishing industry.
The Third Territory was home to the High Lord and his youngest, favourite son. Spanning over the East side of the Court, it has the most beautiful sights to offer. The Third Territory is home to the wealthy to this day鈥攖he nobility of the Spring Court, and the High Lord Himself.
The Spring Court enjoys one of the largest lands in Pythian, and up until Amarantha's reign, it had been one of the most prosperous. Is there any hope for the Court's future left?
The Summer Court
Unlike the Spring Court, the Summer Court's governing body had changed multiple times over the centuries鈥攁nd with it, so did the Court's landscape.
The very first Court (or so general history says) to host a real city, the Summer Court's pride and jewel is Adriata. The sandstone-made cliffside location enjoys beautiful beaches and castle-like homes for the wealthy to enjoy. A popular vacationing destination, Adriata is mostly inhabited by High Fae Lords of the Summer Court鈥攖hough with the new High Lord, the young and ambitious, this regime is thought to change very soon.
Due to the mountainous North within its borders, most of the Summer Court's citizens reside in the South. Those in close proximity to the Eastern sea are experts in marine trade, and, similarly to the Second Territory in Spring, mostly engage in fishing and marine craftsmanship. Up until Amarantha's rule, in fact, Hybern was the Summer Court's primary importer of ships and other aquatic modes of transport. As such, the Southeastern part of the Court has seen many developments in infrastructure, with small towns modelled after the great Adriata gradually appearing on the coastline.
Due to strategic convenience, the High Lord of Summer resides below the forests of the West. The close proximity to the Spring and Autumn courts allows for easy communication, guaranteeing quick access should a need for a diplomatic visit arise鈥攕omething that proved particularly useful during the Great War with Hybern.
The Autumn Court
The Vanserra family established its rule over the Autumn Court after the very first High Lord mysteriously passed with no heirs. Since then, the fire-wielding High Lords have held the land in their tight grasp without the intention of ever letting go.
Due to the majority of the area being veiled in forests, the majority of the population specialises in one of two crafts: hunting or lumber. With the latter being the Court's sole export, a great emphasis is placed on educating the youth on the importance of the industry. In fact, young Autumn Fae are sent into the forest with nothing but an axe for an entire week as a sort of initiation process. If they make use of the tool by hunting and building adequate shelter and survive the seven days, they are deemed as worthy citizens of the Court.
Aside from the High Lord and his family, residing in the Forest House, the Court is governed by four High Fae lords, each presiding over lumber extraction in one of the four areas of the Forest鈥攖he North, the South, the East, and the West. The Lords report monthly on their area's performance, and are rewarded with generous compensation if the High Lord deems it satisfactory.
Mysteriously, the High Lord himself opts to reside on the East of the Court, about as far away from Autumn's shared borders as possible.
The mountainous North remains another mystery. Rumour has it that Autumn's highly skilled military resides and trains there from birth until their services are finally required. The harsh conditions provide a strict training regime, and as such, Autumn's warriors are notorious for their survival skills.
The Winter Court
With most of its land frozen and barren, the Winter Court is very strategic in its locations. The Great Tundra at the Court's centre remains largely unoccupied to this day鈥攚ith sightings of strange, fur-clad creatures roaming the land being reported every now and then. Their murderous instincts led the Court's citizens to take up residence in the West鈥攚here the proximity to the sea provides more habitable conditions. The North, unfortunately, remains a dangerous territory due to its shared border with The Middle and its deathly, mysterious creatures.
As such, the East is where most of the Court resides, including the High Lord himself. The Winter Palace is closest to the North, build upon a mountain overlooking the East's Settlements. Each Settlement is a relatively small territory, overlooked by the Court's nobility. The Winter Court is reported to have approximately six Settlements.
After restoring relations with the Solar Courts, the Winter Court is eager to open up settlements in the mountains, with reports of the Middle's threats having significantly decreased after the War with Hybern.
The Dawn Court
Unrivalled in its beauty, the Dawn Court is a land of quiet peace.
Eager to admire the sun rise every morning, the Court's residents mostly live in the mountains in the South, unbothered by their shared border with the Middle. Their firm belief is that no evil creatures could ever do harm in a place of such beauty.
Most of the West side of the mountains is inhabited by regular citizens who, over the centuries, have built cities of immense elegance and architectural genius. The buildings seemingly grow out of the stone and connect the mountains together, creating one, large community.
The East is home to the Peregryns, winged Fae of the utmost grace who mostly act as the Court's aerial legion. They watch over the cities of the West, patrolling the mountains daily and reporting on any dangers that may arise.
The High Lord of the Dawn Court has always resided at the Palace, a stunning structure in the Northwestern Mountains, so high they rise above the clouds themselves. Beneath those mountains there is a beautiful, fragrant land that is home to monthly Festival of the Moon and Sun, where all of the Court's citizens gather to celebrate the sky above.
The Day Court
A land of the sun, embraced by its warmth. The Day Court truly has it all鈥攖he Eastern beaches that rival Adriata in their beauty, the Western cities carved from marble and stone, and the spectacular mountains up North.
The East is a popular holiday destination, and the High Lord is known to host lavish events of such magnitude that some have deemed the tradition scandalous. Credit must be given where it's due, though鈥攑rior to Helion Spellcleaver's reign, the land was largely unused, its beautiful sights overlooked for the past few centuries. The High Lord's involvement in rebuilding the Eastern infrastructure has significantly boosted the Court's economy, with many citizens opting to move across the land and live a prosperous, relaxed lifestyle.
Although much of the West had been ruined over Amarantha's rule, the Day Court's great cities have been quickly rebuilt given the resolve of the High Lord and his subjects. The cities of Day are now the greatest in Prythian, and are leaders in research and innovation. The most renowned scholars, historians and magic users alike, have stemmed from the Day Court's institutions.
The High Lord himself resides in the Southwest, his cliffside Palace providing some of the most spectacular views in Prythian. The residence overlooks the capital city, the very first one of its kind in any of the courts, which is a treasury of knowledge. Hosting the High Lord's libraries, the city draws in people of all Courts, and, after the shattering of the Wall鈥攅ven some brave humans.
The Night Court
Perhaps the most secretive Court of all, life in the Night Court happens beyond the mountains, which act as the primary line of defence. The Court of Nightmares presides over this area, though only its military is ever granted access above the mountains鈥攎ost of the citizens live underground.
The Court of Nightmares is governed by Hewn City, which directly reports to the elusive High Lord. The entire nobility gathers there, plotting in the shadows. Due to its sheer scale, the Court of Nightmares splits into small areas called Cities. Each City lies under one mountain, all governed by the primary Hewn City and kept in line by selected Emissaries.
Beyond the Court of Nightmares lie the Illyrian lands鈥攖he Illyrian Mountains and the Illyrian Steppes. The large area is home to the Illyrians, winged Fae of great strength and power who, similarly to the Peregryns, compose most of the Court's military. Still, because of historically prevalent animosity between Illyrians and the High Fae, the Illyrian legions mostly steer clear of the Court of Nightmares, letting their own military patrol the area.
On the West lies the most heavily guarded secret of Prythian, if not the entire world. Velaris, the City of Starlight, is home to tens of thousands of Fae. The Night Court citizens residing in Velaris enjoy a life of serenity, with the city's infrastructure providing them with their every need. Velaris is also home to the High Lord and High Lady of the Night Court.
Between the Northeast and West lies a small island which belongs to the Night Court. The Prison is a place avoided by all Fae and visited only by those desperate enough to risk their lives at most, and sanity at the very least.
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