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[cerealforkart]

Dungeons and Daddies the Manga Lesson 45: Hell or High Father

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#dndads #dungeons and daddies #scary marlowe #taylor swift dndads #ron stampler #glenn close dndads #terry jr #nick close #nicholas foster #yonkoma #good to be back! #oops sorry Link and Normal don't show up in this lesson #I just couldn't do it #it was about Scary and Taylor this time #thank you Freddie for Impy #you have no idea how I treasure him #his existence spared Anthony from a fistfight with me

[kneecap-homicide]

And that pretty much sums up the plot of 20,000 Leagues Under The Sea

#if anyone managed to read that book all the way through let me know #i could not #after multiple chapters of the protagonist (whose name i forgor) describing fish and like various rooms of the submarine #i decided to call it quits #i just couldn't do it #idk maybe i just didn't get it or something #but it felt like hardly anything happened #and then something would happen and id be like #oh ok now the story's getting somewhere #SIKE #back to describing the fish #i think i was 15 when i tried reading it so maybe i should give it another go #twitter #stolen memes #books #writing #jules verne #20000 leagues under the sea #writeblr #writers on tumblr #meme

[bananaphone---t]

"I can't feel my legs." or "You're shaking." for the prompts list? >:)c

Hello, Anon! So sorry it's taken me so long to get to this! Regardless, I hope I was able to bring whatever you visioned to life, and if not, I hope you still enjoy it. 💕

Prompts list

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That's What I Was Gonna Say

“You can do this, Robbie. You can do this. It’s just asking that stupid, flippity-floppity blue elf on a date. It can't be that hard,” Robbie said.

The villain was finally going to do it.

He’d been secretly pining for the love of his nemesis for years. He’d tried time and again to leave small hints of his feelings for the elf, but it seemed that the blue-clad man was too oblivious to catch on.

So, it was up to Robbie to initiate the first step in taking their relationship further. And that day would be today. And if things went south? Well... He’d be crushed... devastated... heartbroken...

Robbie shook the thoughts from his head. “No matter. If he says no, I’ll just... use those feelings to fuel my intense hatred for him and his gross... healthiness... ness... ”

“Hi, Robbie!”

Letting out a girlish shriek, the villain jumped a foot in the air, before being caught and held by a pair of strong arms. After a moment of clinging for his life to the hero, Robbie looked around. Upon noticing nothing that frightening was nearby, he began to squirm in the other man’s arms. “Let me go!”

Sportacus smiled slightly. “As you wish,” he said as he gently set the other man on his feet, “Sorry for scaring you, Robbie.” Now with both feet on the ground, the taller of the pair tugged on the bottom of his vest, straightening it out, then ran a hand over his slicked-back hair. “I... I wasn’t scared... I... I meant to do that...” he said, tone nonchalant.

Sportacus smiled fondly, nodding his head in playful agreement. Robbie cleared his throat. “But, uh... even if I was scared... You can...” He stood taller. “You can hardly blame me, considering your habit of sneaking around, Sportascare.”

Sportacus’s smile seemed to dim slightly. “Sorry, Robbie.”

Oh, no, no, no. Not a fading smile. No... If it drops any further he’s going to get that terrible kicked puppy look on his face!

“Uh... Don’t worry about it... Anyways, I...” He cleared his throat again, standing at his full height. “All right, now listen up, Sportaflop. I’ve something very important to say, and I’m only going to say it once, so you better be able to hear me even with those pointy ears of yours being hidden.”

Sportacus subconsciously reached on of his hands up, grazing it over the side of his hat where the tip of an elf ear was hiding underneath, wondering how Robbie seemed know about them when he’s never taken his hat off.

“I know what you’re thinking and I’m not stupid, okay?” Robbie sighed, upon noticing the behavior.

Sportacus’s frown from earlier deepened. “I know that, Robbie... What makes you think I would think that? You’re...” He a took step closer to the other man, taking his hands in his.

Robbie raised a brow, a frown forming on his own face—different than his normal scowling frown; rather than it’s usually malice, this one held... concern. “You’re shaking.”

There. For the first time since their interaction, the blue kangaroo’s smile actually came back, albeit small.

“To tell you the truth, I have been shaking ever since I came down from the airship to talk to you...” A deep breath. “An-anyways... You... You shouldn’t sell yourself short, Robbie... You’re really smart, smarter than I think you give yourself enough credit for... When it comes to plans and inventions... you’re an absolute genius!”

The elf turned his head away, though as he did, Robbie could swear he saw his cheeks beginning to take on a rosey hue.

“You’re smart... and funny... and handsome... and kind... and... even though we're complete opposites, I... I’ve kinda found myself... liking that... about us... I... I like that you challenge me... and Robbie, I just... I’ve gotta say this before I lose my nerve...” He then turned his brilliant blue eyes up to meet greenish-grey ones—Robbie always reminded him of the ocean; calm and gentle until something sets the waves into further motion, and his eyes were a perfect example of that; calm and greenish-grey now, but stormy when he was sad or angry, bluer when he was happy- okay, he’d better stop.

��Robbie Rotten... I love you...”

Robbie’s eyes widened.

“Y-You...” he pointed a finger at Sportacus, “love... me...?” he then pointed his finger toward himself.

Sportacus’s gaze shyly turned to the ground as he rubbed the back of his neck, making the man before the him look a far cry from the usually-so-confident hero. “Y-yeah.”

A grin grew on Robbie's face before he let out a laugh. Sportacus looked up at him with a mixture of surprise, offense, and confusion. “What’s so funny?"

“Nothing really,” Robbie said with a slight chuckle still. “It’s just that... Well, that's what I was on my way to tell you!”

Sportacus’s own eyes widened before he let out a small chuckle of his own. “Really?” “Yes!”

The two of them continued to laugh together, before finally, Sportacus grabbed the front of Robbie’s vest, making his eyes widen.

“I love you, Robbie Rotten...” he said softly, then pulled the other man into a kiss.

#lazytown #sportacus #robbie rotten #lazy town #sportarobbie #fanfic #fics #i'm sorry if you wanted them to be sad anon #i just couldn't do it #my fanfics #my writing

[evenasyoungastheyare]

Mile/Kinn

#kinnporsche fanart #drawing #kinnporsche the series #kinn theerapanyakul #mile phakphum #it took me quite a long time to draw it #and then to fix it #but #i just couldn't do it #right #idk #this one is not good but i tried #i have an idea for this one #so i hope it will look better then

[thequeenofsastiel]

Why in the hell didn't Porsche try to shoot Gun when his weapon was lowered?

#I couldn't say Gun's gun in the same sentence #I just couldn't do it #thequeenofsastiel liveblogs #KinnPorsche #KinnPorsche episode 14 #kinnporsche spoilers

[hide-in-imagination]

Okay but, before I go to sleep, I just wanna say- DAMN YOU FOR MAKING ME WATCH THEM FUCK WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. FOR *4 WHOLE EPISODES*. I'M CRINGING STILL.

#IT WAS COMPLETELY UNNECESARY TOO! KJDNFKSF #IT AFFECTED *NOTHING*- NOBODY GAVE A FUCK ABOUT IT #YOU JUST DID IT TO MAKE ME UNCOMFORTABLE #I'm so pissed. I couldn't even enjoy the view of Michael Ronda's back in peace because I was so *perturbed* #I literally skipped 90% of it #I just couldn't do it #DISGUSTANG #jesus christ just wipe my memory free of it GODDDDDDD #now I get people when they talk about their NOTP #I really don't think I've ever had such a negative visceral reaction to a couple kissing- I swear #control z spoilers #control z 3 #cynthia speaks

[christopher-bryant]

if youre new to marvel or new to moon knight and want more content since the show ended, grab a moon knight comic! despite what you may hear, there is no actual wrong place to start. there are many stories and runs and all different. whatever catches your eye or summary draws you in, go for it. the fun thing about comics is the ability to jump around so you never really run out of things to read if you seek more. a lot will complain about needing to know things and having context going jnto an issue but it really does not matter and its not essential to follow along. go nuts and have fun and read moon knight because its a series and character who does not disappoint in the slighest and thats coming from me. i can find any little thing to complain about. not with mk i cant.

#moon knight #marvel #comics #my love of mk is on par with spiderman/hawkeye/gambit/cyclops/nightwing/static shock/the flash #like my whole being was practically vibrating on another frequency when the show ws announced #one of my all time favorites #along with the others listed #like despite my url #if you asked me to choose whom is my all time fav #i could not #i just couldn't do it #this was made in response because i got upset about some dipshif trying to gatekeep moon knight #i have a very specific taste in my comic favs #moon knight despite the show #doesnt get the hype and love he deserves #like one if my favorite thingd #is the fact that taskmaster is afraid to fight him #because hes such a tough sob with unfathomable will power #that he will just let you beat thr shit out of him #absorbing all those blows before unleashing hell #his fighting style is basically punching bag #and taskmasters whole schtick is copying fighting styles #but tm said fuck that #hed rather NOT get hit #like he needs to copy and counter to win #cant do that when youre fighting a pumching bag

[mizgnomer]

Parallels - Good Omens Seasons One & Two - Part One

Links to [ Part Two ] [ Part Three ] [ Part Four ]

#still gotta finish part two #there are sooooo many #and they're all gorgeous #(but some are sad) #good omens #good omens season 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #crowley and aziraphale #goodomensedit #good omens spoilers #couldn't bring myself to do wall-slam vs. EVERY just yet #maybe in part two #I'm too emotionally damaged #crowley #aziraphale #stuff i posted #goParallels #parallels

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[moondustinfj]

#i just couldn't not do it #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #text post meme #text posts #hannibal memes

[ribbittrobbit]

#d20 fantasy high #fig faeth #fig and the sig figs #i have no self restrain whatsoever i shouldnt be up/ doing this but here i am #dimension 20 #fantasy high junior year #ribbittrobbit #fantasy high #i should have included gorgug more but i couldn't figure out the composition and this was just as far as my brain can go #i have so many pictures of hayley williams now bec i was looking for dramatic lighting and a person with bangs #anyway #yeah #this happened #d20 fanart

[lancteu]

this has drained me of my will to live

#if the quality gets crunched im gonna be going ghost myself dude #i had this at 600dpi #my art #danny phantom #danny phantom fanart #danny fenton #dp fanart #this took me sO LONG #im so proud of it but watch me despise it in about an hour #lancteu back at it with yet another danny phantom design #let my boy be happy #let my boy be an astronaut PLEASE #i was gonna do glowy freckles but i already was dying with just this i could not be bothered #love flooding my own tags #if you couldn't tell #if you're actually reading these then hi :)

[sonseulsoleil]

dear god please just give the pirates their quiet seaside inn and the angel and demon their little cottage in the south downs before I lose my mind completely

#Good Omens #aziracrow #OFMD #Our Flag Means Death #blackbonnet #I'M FINE #I'M DOING FINE #anyways I just caught up on OFMD #if you couldn't tell

[sanctus-ingenium]

i run towards my own death / i run to live another day

#i just found this in my drafts.. .i remember someone asked for them together #setting: mez #knights #the reason i couldn't do a proper diptych is because i stupidly used different aspect ratios

[cozylittleartblog]

worst way to start my new year, thanks. i have a lot of things to say about these companies but i'm tired and just keeping it focused to the pin side of things for this one. do not ever buy pins from these companies, literally ALL of them are stolen from small artists like me. if you want to buy enamel pins, check out etsy, and artist's personal websites and shops! (though even Etsy has some bootleg pins that ship straight from china, so tread carefully…)

Every pin I've designed is, thus far, EXCLUSIVE to my etsy. if you find it anywhere else, it's been ripped off! and once these stupid bootlegs pop up, it's basically a never ending game of whack-a-mole trying to get them all taken down...

#psa #art theft #pin theft #aliexpress #shein #wish #temu #deltarune #the bootleg pin is just over an inch tall. do you know how BAD this design looks at that size?? i'd know. i tested it. #they didn't even use the black nickel of the pin for the black parts of the design. and the listing says copper for some reason. what. #some people never even get their designs taken down. its really sad #so i might just have to deal with bootleg queens out there forever :( i hope nobody confuses the ripoffs for the real thing.... #my pin is so much nicer! its almost two inches big and it has two posts on the back so it doesn't spin #because spinning pins are the bane of my existence #im out here working my ass off out of my bedroom in my parents place trying to make a living and here come these pricks #i watermarked all my listing photos exactly so they Couldn't steal my fucking pictures so at least there's that #my new years is just full of bad luck so far i hope this isn't a bad omen #if my registration isn't accepted by the aliexpress copyright department I'm SOL and this will just. stay up i guess #i'm sad #bootleggers kys

[inkskinned]

crows use tools and like to slide down snowy hills. today we saw a goose with a hurt foot who was kept safe by his flock - before taking off, they waited for him to catch up. there are colors only butterflies see. reindeer are matriarchical. cows have best friends and 4 stomachs and like jazz music. i watched a video recently of an octopus making himself a door out of a coconut shell.

i am a little soft, okay. but sometimes i can't talk either. the world is like fractal light to me, and passes through my skin in tendrils. i feel certain small things like a catapult; i skirt around the big things and somehow arrive in crisis without ever realizing i'm in pain.

in 5th grade we read The Curious Incident of the Dog In The Night-time, which is about a young autistic boy. it is how they introduced us to empathy about neurotypes, which was well-timed: around 10 years old was when i started having my life fully ruined by symptoms. people started noticing.

i wonder if birds can tell if another bird is odd. like the phrase odd duck. i have to believe that all odd ducks are still very much loved by the other normal ducks. i have to believe that, or i will cry.

i remember my 5th grade teacher holding the curious incident up, dazzled by the language written by someone who is neurotypical. my teacher said: "sometimes i want to cut open their mind to know exactly how autistics are thinking. it's just so different! they must see the world so strangely!" later, at 22, in my education classes, we were taught to say a person with autism or a person on the spectrum or neurodivergent. i actually personally kind of like person-first language - it implies the other person is trying to protect me from myself. i know they had to teach themselves that pattern of speech, is all, and it shows they're at least trying. and i was a person first, even if i wasn't good at it.

plants learn information. they must encode data somehow, but where would they store it? when you cut open a sapling, you cannot find the how they think - if they "think" at all. they learn, but do not think. i want to paint that process - i think it would be mostly purple and blue.

the book was not about me, it was about a young boy. his life was patterned into a different set of categories. he did not cry about the tag on his shirt. i remember reading it and saying to myself: i am wrong, and broken, but it isn't in this way. something else is wrong with me instead. later, in that same person-first education class, my teacher would bring up the curious incident and mention that it is now widely panned as being inaccurate and stereotypical. she frowned and said we might not know how a person with autism thinks, but it is unlikely to be expressed in that way. this book was written with the best intentions by a special-ed teacher, but there's some debate as to if somebody who was on the spectrum would be even able to write something like this.

we might not understand it, but crows and ravens have developed their own language. this is also true of whales, dolphins, and many other species. i do not know how a crow thinks, but we do know they can problem solve. (is "thinking" equal to "problem solving"? or is "thinking" data processing? data management?) i do not know how my dog thinks, either, but we "talk" all the same - i know what he is asking for, even if he only asks once.

i am not a dolphin or reindeer or a dog in the nighttime, but i am an odd duck. in the ugly duckling, she grows up and comes home and is beautiful and finds her soulmate. all that ugliness she experienced lives in downy feathers inside of her, staining everything a muted grey. she is beautiful eventually, though, so she is loved. they do not want to cut her open to see how she thinks.

a while ago i got into an argument with a classmate about that weird sia music video about autism. my classmate said she thought it was good to raise awareness. i told her they should have just hired someone else to do it. she said it's not fair to an autistic person to expect them to be able to handle that kind of a thing.

today i saw a goose, and he was limping. i want to be loved like a flock loves a wounded creature: the phrase taken under a wing. which is to say i have always known i am not normal. desperate, mewling - i want to be loved beyond words.

loved beyond thinking.

#spilled ink #writeblr #personal #please don't ask me to talk on my experience on the spectrum lol. i hate how ppl talk to me about it #i really try not to write so specifically about it #bc inevitably someone talks to me like im a child #i think this is the first time i've ever openly identified with it but i've been hinting for years #i might delete this. feels big. #the thing is that being on the spectrum actually IS a spectrum #and if u say ur autistic #inevitably someone makes an assumption about ur needs/symptoms #please do not treat me differently than u usually would. like.... we can tell when you do #and like i mention. i do appreciate the effort. i do truly appreciate the effort. #but it still feels like... #when i was blind. sometimes people kind of did the same-ish thing. #they'd find out i was blind and start talking really loudly? #and while i KNOW they're just trying to help. it would be like. i'd be trying to find #the right way into a building (sometimes only 1 door is unlocked and i couldn't see the signs posted about where to go) #and ppl would be like ''OH UR BLIND? YES SO THIS IS A DOOR. IT OPENS INTO THE BUILDING. IT IS LOCKED NOW." #''A DOOR CAN BE FOUND IN MANY LOCATIONS.'' #and it feels like. when i admit to being autistic #someone comes screeching into my life being like THIS IS A DOOR.