#i was literally falling asleep on the train 💀

[simp-for-long-hair]

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random lil square mandala/zendoodle thing - idk tbh

@swayamev

#artists on tumblr #illustration #digital art #doodle #artwork #doodles at uni #drawing #mandala #mandalas #mandala art #zentangle #zendoodle #zen art #my art #sketches #ibis paint x #finished this during my two hr lecture today ✨️💕 #it was so boring #and I was so tired #i was literally falling asleep on the train 💀 #part of another colouring pages pack? idk

[handsometheo]

Haikyuu #1 -Cuddling

Characters Included: Shoyo Hinata, Tobio Kageyama, Atsumu Miya, Osamu Miya, Kuroo Tetsuro, Kenma Kozume

Masterlist.

Feel free to tip me on Ko-fi or commission an actual one shot from me there.

A/n: I feel a little bad because Hinata's looks to be the shortest 💀 There may be a part 2 for the other characters I write for if anyone wants it. Also the masterlist is for all the things I write for, just go to Haikyuu and you can find the characters there as well as the subsections of themes. I still need to write different Headcanons for the themes.

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SHOYO HINATA

He's so touchy with you

There's just something he loves about wrapping himself around you like a Koala

Yes, Koala style. That's the type of cuddler I see him as

Just resting his head in the crook of your neck after training >>>> anything else

He appreciates being close to you so much. Your his biggest fan and he's yours, so he wants to stay close to you constantly, 24/7

TOBIO KAGEYAMA

He's not particularly touchy

That's not to say he doesn't appreciate it, of course he does

He just doesn't crave it unless he's in a terrible mood.

He cradles your head in his arms and keeps a hand on your waist, and he doesn't let go.

Yes, he isn't touchy, so his hands won't move. But he has and IRON grip on you. He isn't going anywhere anytime soon.

He does like to feel your warmth radiating off of you, reminds him of what your mutual feelings actually feel like

Basically he associates the idea of you to warmth

ATSUMU MIYA

He tries to pull a 'cool guy' act of not really caring and only doing it because you asked, but he's an absolute cuddlebug

He loves being in your arms most of all

After a difficult day, an argument with Osamu, just getting to rant to you

And you don't speak until he asks you two, you just listen and rub his back or card your hands through his hair.

He has his hands around your hips and buries his face into your chest, just to breathe you in

And when he's done with whatever he's talking about, he'll look up at you with the most content smile.

OSAMU MIYA

He's another one that loves being in your arms rather than you being in his arms.

Loves having you play with his hair

Unlike Atsumu, he stays silent. It's your quiet time together. You don't often get it when you're around other people, especially his brother.

He does however curse his inability to move when he's cuddling with you, he gets soooo hungry but just can't drag himself away.

He puts one of his legs over you and places his head on your shoulder.

He falls asleep there at least 3 times a week. Guaranteed.

When you feel down, he's immediately around you. His big arms bringing him close to his chest, he wants you to feel the kind of comfort you give him.

KUROO TETSURO

He'll lie down flat and just drag you down to lie on his chest

He always cuddles before sleep, he literally can't sleep without it. He doesn't really remember what he did before he discovered cuddling with you.

Knocked out. Gone. He's not present, once he's got you in his arms

Sometimes he'll just wrap all of his limbs around you. You'll be on his chest and he'll just fling his arms and legs around you, bordering on koala style but he's more of a cage

There's no escape. This is a warning.

But in all seriousness he does just fall asleep, he's exaughsted often from training and school so he appreciates a good nap. And he loves spending time with you, even if he isn't awake

One thing that remains constant, there must be contact at all times. No arguing this, he won't except anything else

You pull away from him for any reason and he's suddenly wide awake. It could be that he's a light sleeper or it could be that he's hyper aware of what's happening around him, I'm voting for the latter.

KENMA KOZUME

Hold his hand.

He's a cuddler, yes, but hold his hand. There's just something he adores about that.

He loves the closeness to you but when he wraps an arm around you with your fingers intertwined and you pressed close to him. He feels so energetic

It fills with him a joy that gets his heart rate to practically double in seconds.

Another way he likes is with you having your arms around him and your head on his shoulder while he presses his back into your chest and he can ay his games still while having you close

Or he'll be wrapped around you while you press your back into his chest instead.

He just enjoys the close proximity to you.

#x reader #fanfic #Imagines #Haikyuu #haikyuu x reader #atsumu miya #atsumu miya x reader #Osamu Miya #osamu miya x reader #Haikyuu fluff #Hinata Shoyo #hinata shoyo x reader #tobio kageyama #tobio kageyama x reader #kuroo tetsurou #kuroo tetsuro x reader #kenma kozume #kenma kozume x reader

[shankschewtoy]

Yo Evou!! I hath returned, my idea for this time is;

How would the monster trio, and whoever else you would like to add, react to you staying up for around 48 hours?

Basically we’re all sleep deprived, so our judgement is impaired and you get more clumsy and all that. And basic tasks become harder too.

(I’m doing it right now, so if there’s spelling/grammar mistakes, that’s why 😉😉)

Here’s a pic of my dog btw, his name is Shanks funnily enough!

Anyways take care of yourself!! 💟💟💟

a/n - your dog is absolutely ADORABLE 😭💜💜 important question tho- (is he missing an arm?)

Warnings ⚠️ - crack, g/n reader

- oh he can stay awake for literally forever because- well- he’s Luffy 💀 but he’s not normal ok? So when you stay up it’s a whole different story

- it’s hour 48, and you were way past the point of drinking tea or coffee. The dark circles under your eyes were that of Law’s, no- probably worse 💀

- you could barely keep your eyes open, and holy shit going down the stairs was dangerous asf 😭 i pray for your safety

- “Hey y/n!!! Can you make me one of sanji’s sandwiches from yesterday? I’m soooo hungry :)”

- the way you turned around and even Luffy was shocked, (you looked like pre-timeskip law college drunk, missing an assignment, drank 10 cups of coffee law)

- “WHOA-! Uh- y/n…. Are you ok?”

- “yeah mhm! Totallyyyyyy fine 👍”

- no you’re not fine.

- you looked in the fridge to see a couple extra sandwiches, and you tried to reach inside and grab it. But your depth perception was so off that you were I think a foot away from grabbing it 💀

- luffy was a saint, waiting as patiently as he could as he watched you struggle and fall asleep a couple times as you tried to grab a sandwich

- when you finally grabbed it, cutting open the paper wrapping was going to be…. A rollercoaster-

- grabbing the scissors, you literally almost sliced one of your fingers off multiple times, you had Luffy looking like this right in front of you

- man is scared for your safety. But he still let you struggle until you finally got it 😭 when you slowly handed it to him, he made you sit down and eat the sandwich

- man was literally trying to shove it all in your mouth because he thought you were just low on meat (he thinks it’s meat itself is a vitamin)

- “Y/n! Open your mouth wider!”

- *snoring*

- “DON’T FALL ASLEEP WHILE EATING I HAVEN’T TAUGHT YOU HOW TO DO THAT YET!”

- in the end, nami slapped him and made him go help you upstairs to get some much needed rest, and Luffy hugs along with it :)

- the fact that you can stay up that long is amazing to this man, and without a single nap? Damn that’s admirable 😂

- staying up for that long comes with consequences though, and they were hitting… HARD.

- “Y/n where did you go?” -zoro

- you were in front of him the whole time he just got lost and went the other way 💀

- “here..”

- you were on top of the stairs, slowly making your way down, taking wobbly steps and barely being able to hold onto the rails

- he could see that you were about to fall but the dude was just confused as to why you looked like you hadn’t slept in years

- sure enough, you skipped a step and started to fall down, skidding down the wooden steps as zoro stared like an idiot

- didn’t even catch you 💀💀💀💀 what a loser (jk)

- you fell asleep immediately after you fell in front of him, and man was so confused

- “Are you sleeping?”

- no y/n’s not sleeping, WHAT DO YOU THINK FUCKING MOSSHEAD???

- started poking you and literally trying to check if you were sleeping or not 💀 but don’t worry! He actually carried you to bed and just watched over you, even put the covers over you too 👍

- took the day off from training to make sure you were ok- because you scared the mosshead

- if there’s a time Sanji has even let you stay up this long it’s this time- this guy KNOWS mental health and sleep is super important. He’d totally make you sleep at a decent time

- but this was an exception, you had a ton of stuff to do around the thousand sunny, and the fights seemed to never end on the island you went to with nami

- when you got back oh god you looked terrible 😭 disheveled to say the least

- you were dying. Dying

- “Y/n! Welcome ba-“ HORSE WHEEZING GASP

- man had a heart attack, those dark circles sent him to the all blue and back 💀💀💀

- wasted no time in forcing you to drink water and do all your tasks for you, don’t worry, pervy cook’s on it 💪

- “Y/n, do you need some more tea? I’ll go and buy more of your favorite!”

- “Sanji- that island is… hell”

- “I would gladly go to hell for you my love”

- everyone needs someone like Sanji 💜

a/n - love anime’s ideas because I’m laughing as I’m writing them like an idiot

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece hcs #anime hcs #roronoa zoro #zoro x reader #zoro #zoro headcanons #zoro roronoa x reader #zoro x you #zoro op #op zoro #one piece zoro #luffy x you #Luffy #luffy x reader #straw hat luffy #luffy headcanons #monkey d luffy #one piece luffy #monkey d. luffy #luffy x y/n #zoro x y/n #luffy op #sanji x reader #black leg sanji #sanji x y/n #sanji fluff #sanji op #sanji

[theprettyarachnid]

jjk characters and random relationship headcanons

a/n: okay can someone tell me if it’s YUTA or YUUTA because i am seeing both ways and i’m very confused

warnings: none

characters: itadori, megumi, inumaki, yuuta, gojo, suguru, nanami, sukuna

itadori

🕷 always asks you which sweatshirt he should wear and which ever one you pick, he throws the other one at you to wear

🕷 makes sure both smell like him by either rubbing them on himself or on his bed

🕷 whenever he sees you across campus, yuuji can’t help himself from shouting ‘i love you’

🕷 he also catcalls you occasionally

🕷 the type of boyfriend to playfully throw you over his shoulder

🕷 once he was training with gojo sensei and he got distracted because he saw you in a skirt while talking to your friends and he got absolutely destroyed by gojo 💀

megumi

🕷 you got each other matching bracelets and he hasn’t taken it off since

🕷 originally thought matching bracelets and shit like that were a bit corny

🕷 tells you all the stupid shit that yuuji and nobara did while his head is in your lap

🕷 he won’t admit it but when he’s tired, megumi gives you little hints that he wants to cuddle you and take a nap

🕷 waits until you fall asleep first

inumaki

🕷 takes literally the most embarrassing pictures of you and teases you about it but he has an entire camera roll dedicated to you that consists of moments that he thought you looked really pretty

🕷 keeps it a secret from you though

🕷 when you trace the marks on his face, sometimes he traces them on you too

🕷 even though it’s not really allowed to sleep in other peoples dorms, inumaki hates sleeping alone and regularly sneaks into your room

🕷 always kisses every part of your face when he sees you

🕷 i can see him keeping one of his pillows in your room so you can cuddle with it when he’s away

yuuta

🕷 very protective

🕷 constantly has nightmares that he’s going to lose you

🕷 when he’s away, yuuta is calling you every chance he gets because he wants to hear your voice and see your face

🕷 teases you occasionally but it’s always lighthearted

🕷 cradles your face when he kisses you

🕷 you and the other second years have movie nights and yuuta usually makes you sit on his lap

🕷 probably tells you to be quiet though when you and panda keep making commentary

gojo

🕷 playfully tugs on your skirt or dress

🕷 always grabs your hand and kisses it when you go to gently slap his arm

🕷 you could be scolding him about how reckless he is and the whole time he’s looking at you with this adoring look on his face

🕷 kind of whipped

🕷 definitely pulls the ‘gravity is pulling me down’ move like in lilo & stitch when you need to go somewhere

suguru

🕷 always has his arm around your waist when you two are together

🕷 a bit possessive but not in the toxic way

🕷 like his daughters, suguru spoils you

🕷 wears a rune you got him for his birthday but it’s usually hidden underneath his yutaka

nanami

🕷 sends you texts throughout the day asking how you are and telling you that he misses you

🕷 gets a little flustered when he sees you wearing one of his button downs when he gets home from work

🕷 nanami is the one who usually gets up to make breakfast and coffee

🕷 on his days off, he doesn’t put gel in his hair so it’s easier for you to play with

sukuna

🕷 very possessive and in the toxic way

🕷 but we love him anyway

🕷 makes sure you’re by his side the entire time you’re out in public because he knows that no one is going to bother or flirt with you when he’s with you

🕷 buys you the most lavish outfits but he makes sure that it’s your style

🕷 if you don’t like it, he sends it back immediately and gets you something new

🕷 it’s not often but when you’re upset or very tired, he lays down with you on your bed and gently strokes your head until you fall asleep

#jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen x reader #jjk #jjk x reader #yuuji itadori x reader #megumi fushiguro x reader #inumaki toge x reader #yuuta x reader #gojo satoru x reader #suguru geto x reader #nanami kento x reader #sukuna x reader #ryomen sukuna x reader #yuuji itadori jjk #megumi fushiguro jjk #inumaki toge jjk #yuuta okkotsu jjk #gojo satoru jjk #suguru geto jjk #nanami kento jjk #ryomen sukuna jjk #sukuna jjk #fanfiction #fluff

[itsmattchou]

lightning straight to my heart !

pairing: kim jiwoong, zhang hao, seok matthew (separate) x gn!reader warnings: zhang haos birthday was actually not recently, short gaeul (ive) and sunghoon (enha) cameo, reader is drunk in matthews reaction, english isn't my first language!!! genre: fluff synopsis: their reaction to you (their crush) falling asleep on their shoulder. notes: NO TAERAE AND HANBIN because i couldn't come up with something for them! if you want me to I'll write something for them too but it will take some time bc💀💀 just write into my inbox if hanrae version is wanted 🥰 ALSO HAPPY BIRTHDAY MATTHEW MY BELOVED!!!

KIM JIWOONG

aktshualley ! 🤓🤓

actually you didn't fall asleep on his shoulder

you were sitting next to each other while on a train ride somewhere (idk a twice concert or smth) and you were kind of sleepy as you had to wake up early that day

so you closed your eyes without the intention of falling asleep but you did anyway😔

jiwoong noticed like 5 minutes later that you fell asleep and he, while softly smiling to himself, just placed your head on his shoulder

had a smug and satisfied grin on his face during the remaining ride

put his arm around your shoulder, gentleman style

and then he just. continues scrolling on his phone and listening to music as if nothing happened. he's just so casual about this??? as if this happens every day???

aaaaand cue flustered you when you wake up👍🏻

ZHANG HAO

should he be offended?

probably.

but he also has to contain a scream because CUTENESS AGGRESSION 🤬

it was haos birthday recently and you got him two orchestra tickets because you knew he liked music a lot

you told him he could take anyone he wanted with him but he insisted on you going

he was focused on the orchestra and didn't notice you becoming sleepy

hao only noticed when your head hit his shoulder

was super confused for a second, before he literally MELTED

smiles and starts listening to the orchestra again

he's probably going to ask you out on a date when the play ends🤭🤭

SEOK MATTHEW

okay so. matthew and you were sitting in the back of gaeuls car after a night out, as she was the designated driver for the night. your other friend sunghoon got dropped off at his place just two minutes ago and now gaeul was on her way to your home.

you tended to be sleepy when drunk and this time was no different- so after a good 10 minutes of already fighting the tiredness you gave in and closed your eyes

BOOM head on matthew's shoulder (oh to be you rn…)

THE BIGGEST SMILE SPREADS ON HIS FACE

literally turns into the sun he just has the biggest soft spot for you

he's so in love that he doesn't even mind you slightly drooling on his jacket

asks gaeul if she could drive to his place instead hehehe

#zb1 #zerobaseone #zb1 headcanons #zb1 reactions #zb1 x reader #kim jiwoong x reader #zhang hao x reader #seok matthew x reader #zerobaseone imagines #zerobaseone reactions #zerobaseone fluff #zerobaseone scenarios #zerobaseone headcanons #zhang hao #kim jiwoong #seok matthew #zerobaseone x reader

[lovingmny]

WASTED NIGHTS chapter 2

🫐 summary: your bestfriend goes out to be an idol, and said he will keep contact, but never did. what will happen next?

💎 pairing: kim seungmin x reader

💙 genre: angst, fluff, bestfriends to stangers

🦋 warnings: cursing, body dysmorphia, negative thoughts, lmk if i missed any!

🐬 a/n: this is my first serie, so idk how it will go and i will try to update often but i’m super busy but i’ll try ofc<3 enjoy!

series m.list // previous // next

skz m.list

everynight was spent infront if an electronic screen. that was your future for school. everything in college was made with computers, no books. it was horrible, but definitely more easier.

you nearly fell asleep in class, till seungmin slightly tapped you on the shoulder. he had been your crush aswell your bestfriend for many years. you couldn’t even keep count. you we’re entertained by anything he did, said or asked. he was like an angel, majestic human being.

the cold weather was starting to make it’s appearance, as it was fall. loud noises of teenagers filled the park, but a specific person caught your eye.

he was seungmin, again. even if the room would be filled, you would find him from there. it’s just that he would most definitely never find you.

you were walking up to him to catch up a bit about his audition and how he was doing in general, until you stopped. it was like the world stopped. it was so sudden. you felt nauseous as you saw another girl walk up to him and kiss him on the cheek as he giggled. there you stood. absolutely flabbergasted, frozen.

you quickly came out of your thoughts as yunjin, your classmate from bio asked for help with the homework. a smile appeared on your face as you muttered a small sure while nodding.

moments later seungmin walked up to you, and had the audacity to even come one metre close to you. but it was supposed to be nothing right? he‘s your bestfriend after all.

‘hey! i was wondering if you‘d want to hangout? just to catch up and all.‘ he said with a subtle smile on his face.

‘uh yeah sure. how was your audition by the way?‘ you said as you rushed to the end of the sentence.

‘great. i can‘t come to college for a while since i‘m training.‘

the air was thick as you tried to comprehend what he just said. that meant you were right. you won’t see him in a while. it was awkward but you still tried to keep the conversation alive.

you let out a small oh while talking about everything else going on in life at the moment.

a while after you arrived at the front doors of your favourite cafe. you sat down on the leather seats, and only just now you regretted the choice of a skirt. (a/n: it hurts sm when u get up from a leather seat with a skirt or shorts💀)

the waiter soon came to your table and handed you menus. as you flipped through the pages you read brownies on it. you had been craving them for so long so it was literally perfect.

your menus were collected and the waiter came back asking for your orders. right when you said that you wanted brownies, the waiter‘s face turned into a suprised face.

a slight gasp followed by a giggle left their mouth. you heard them mutter really, brownies for you? under their breath as embarrassment and panic took over your body. you felt nauseous and your leg started bouncing up and down uncontrollably.

the embarrassment was forgotten as panic rushed fully over you. seungmin seemed to notice you looking very embarrassed, and stated his order to take the waiter‘s attention off of you.

you wanted to thank him but you couldn’t now. your mind was spiralling as you felt like you were going go fall on your back. you were already were insecure of your body, and on top of that you‘re with seungmin and a waiter comments on you eating brownies?? thats too much.

🗣 a/n: honestly, i have no ideas on how to continue this😭 the main reason why it took me long to post this was because i ran out of ideas :) hope you enjoyed! don’t forget to reblog if you liked it<3 requests open!

#kpop imagines #kpop #skz imagines #kpop fluff #skz fluff #skz angst #kpop angst #lovingmny #seungmin #seungmin scenarios #seungmin skz #seungmin angst #seungmin imagines #seungmin fluff #idol au kpop

[majestyjun]

in another episode of taehyun's cat girl sorry im so obsessed, so taehyun has to be away for 2 days and what's his genius idea? get soobin to cat sit for him 💀

anw he has this long list of what and how to do for u, and sends his thoughts and prayers and a nice pay transfer, but surprisingly ur so obedient w soobin. it's like all of taehyun's training finally paid off.

like zero scratches and bite marks when soobin left the place, and taehyun just looks at u then at him back and forth like?? this kitty??? an obedient angel??? the world is ending.

soobin's all like, yeah i just spent time w her and fed her groom her ya know, taehyun's all like, AND W NO SCRATCHES OR WHINING??? when u woke up the next morning and sees taehyun instead of soobin, a switch was flipped and ur immediately begging for junk food for breakfast -_-

taehyun's like ಠಿ_ಠ no, but u keep whining, and it's 4 am, he's feeling a headache coming in so he spanks ur ass rosy and overstimmed u so much u immediately fall back asleep right after.

whatever demon that left u when soobin was here is back again in full power 💀

maybe i should be an anon here i keep sending taehyun's bratty kitty asks 👉👈

hello welcome back im ur #1 fan ahhHH IDK WHY RHIS IS SO FUNNY LOL

ok so soobin n his lazy bum going to pet sit bc his bunny hybrid is so compliant anyways like no harm lol (n we don’t count jjun bc he busy pounding his bunny hybrid n gyu/kai bc they can’t even handle their puppy hybrids—) n literally has 263729 things for soobin to do uGH sooby probably like tf wrong w ur kitty lol

being soo obedient for soobin n just watching tv w some warm sun spot for u to nap n him giving u ear scratches (while manspreading n just being equally as comfy LOL) like u guys r on the same wavelength ahaha n getting nice treats n just comfy lazy time hehe

n then taehyun comes back at like 2 am n soobin is just chillling zero problems n no scratches no brat behavior n no bites LEL n is like what happened n soobin just shrugging n leaving w some cash for doing LITERALLY NOTHING >< ugh n he looks in his closet n EVERYTHING is messed up bc u made another nest bc ur not really allowed to steal his stuff n u have ur own stuff but his bedding smells like him n u like it >< like wTF in the morning ur INSTANTLY begging for attention n acting like a brat like biting his fingers bc he has to work n not give u headpats n also being needy bc he was gone n u just wanna be pounded bc it’s GOOD >< like whining ALL DAY is actually ur speciality n getting on his nerves by always demanding for attention pls taehyun is going to go crazy again n eventually u just interfere so much he gives in n just has to punish u UGH like a good manhandling u over his lap n spanking >< sooo much degradation n calling u his slutty kitty n just makes u beg for forgiveness ugh fucks u in front of the mirror to make u see what a whore kitty u r n SO MUCH MANHANDLING— like pls this man will split u open n make u suffer w so much orgasm denial againnnnn n stuffs u with his cum n ur cute right cunny dripping w warm cum n is finally happy >< my man has so many scratches n bite marks I can’t— literally only way to make u obedient is to stuff u w his cum n make u warm n overstimmed sooo cute ahaha AND still waking him up before his morning workout by biting his fingers and demanding food n attention like always—

pls taehyun ofc he gets the brattiest kitty n has to go through so many orgasms to make u compliant n cute n STILL can’t sleep bc u end up clingy n cockwarming him n ur ears flick his cheek when u sleep next to him eeek— sir he’s whipped too tho

ok maybe i should write a series for txt n their hybrids bc my hand has healed mostly by now so i can do whatever ahaha

#taehyun’s kitty #ugh I need to write a whole ass hybrid series for them #LIKE IT WOULD BE SO FUN LOL #taehyunnie <3 #mille.inbox #mille.anon #txt hard hours #txt hard thoughts #txt smut

[genshinluvr]

Tragic Outcomes 4

Pairings: Xiao x fem!reader x Zhongli

Summary: After deciding on living at Wangshu Inn with both Xiao and Zhongli, you didn't think much of how it would impact the relationship the three of you have with one another. Xiao and Zhongli agreed to train you in combat and help you improve your stamina in an interesting way. The day after your.... training... session with Xiao and Zhongli, Lumine finds the perfect time to strike, only for it to uncover something that you didn't even know about yourself.

Note: Hello, here is the 4th part of Tragic Outcomes! I hope you all enjoy this chapter because there's horribly written smut in it :'> It's been a while since I've released Crave and my skill in writing smut is still subpar LMAO. The smut isn't long, unfortunately. I kept cringing every time I attempt to write the smut. Ya girl will probably need to type out 193847273 smuts to get used to typing up some smuts 💀 I've been busy with things for school and next week is my finals week and I'm not looking forward to it at all! The stress is overwhelming and she's trying her best to hold onto the last bits of her sanity ;v; To my new readers or returning readers, please keep in mind that I post on AO3 as well, so, if you have an AO3 and see a work similar to this, it’s me (Aaliah_exo on AO3). I don’t post anywhere else but on Tumblr (Genshinluvr) and on AO3 (Aaliah_exo).

Warnings: Horribly written short smut, cervix fucking, size kink, Zhongli has a monstrous cock and will send you to Celestia with one thrust, it's a threesome but at the same time it's not much of a threesome, an attempt at murder. Minors DO NOT INTERACT

Word Count: 9k

Tragic Outcomes Chapters: [1], [2], [3], [4], [5], [6]

You didn’t think about what could or would happen if you were to live with two men who share deep emotional feelings for you. The things you’ve thought of were continuous protection and attention from Xiao and Zhongli. And maybe some cute moments between the three of you, not having to worry about someone being after your head. Literally. What you did not expect was sharing beds with two men and being sandwiched between the two immortals. The god of geo would have you lay on his arm while the adepti would wrap his arms around your waist as the three of you are asleep. Well, while you’re sleeping because gods and adeptis did not need sleep in order to function like how humans do.

Your soft breathing echoes throughout the shared bedroom while both Zhongli and Xiao are wide awake. Zhongli had his eyes closed as he listened to your quiet breaths while Xiao was analyzing your face as you slept. You looked so peaceful. Not a single look of fear or worry had appeared on your face like how it would whenever you hear strange sounds coming from the Inn or whenever the three of you are out and about. Xiao reaches up to your face and traces his finger over your features.

“You might wake her up.” Zhongli’s soft voice fills the quiet room. Xiao’s eyes snap up towards Zhongli’s direction in the dark. The bedroom was so dark that it was almost hard for Xiao to see the archon. The only thing that was illuminating the bedroom at Wangshu Inn was the moonlight peeking from behind the curtains.

“She’s a heavy sleeper. I don’t think a light touch can wake her up from her slumber,” Xiao murmurs, continuing to trace the outlines of your features. Xiao hears the faint shuffling of the blanket on the other side of the bed.

“As much as [Y/N] cherishes her sleep, she is a light sleeper,” Zhongli states, opening his eyes before glancing over at the adepti in the dark. Zhongli reaches towards the blanket and pulls the blanket up to the bottom of your chin; only your head is sticking out from the plush throw blanket, resting on the archon’s arms. You remained fast asleep in his arms, your chest rising and falling slowly with each breath you took.

“Does she look awake to you? She looks asleep to me.” Xiao says, gently brushing his thumb against the apples of your cheeks.

Before Zhongli could retort, you groaned softly before turning on your side. Your back ends up facing Zhongli as you throw your arms around Xiao’s torso, snuggling up against him. Xiao’s face immediately heats up at the touch before relaxing in your arms. A small smile appears on Xiao’s before as he leans over to you and kisses your forehead.

“See, I told you she’s a heavy sleeper. I know my girlfriend.” Xiao says, looking over at Zhongli from the corner of his eyes. “After all, we have been dating for quite some time now,” Xiao adds, hoping that Zhongli will get a hint.

You groaned softly and cracked your eye(s) open, looking around the dark bedroom with your eyebrows furrowing. You sat up on the bed and turned to look over at Xiao and Zhongli in confusion, your hair sticking all over the place. You stretched your arms before yawning.

“Why are you guys awake at this time? It’s late.” You muttered, scratching your head while blinking at them tiredly.

“Oh, did we wake you up?” Zhongli asks softly, his hands reaching out to grab your hand, interlocking his fingers with yours.

“Yeah, you guys weren’t exactly quiet while talking to one another.” You sighed, squeezing Zhongli’s hands in response. Xiao sat up on the bed, pulling you onto his lap, causing your hands to slip out of Zhongli’s grasp. Xiao wraps his arms around your waist and rests his chin on your head. The affection caught you off guard, but you weren’t against it. You gently caressed Xiao’s face in your hands and planted a kiss on his cheeks.

“You two still haven’t answered my question, though.” You sighed, looking over at Xiao and Zhongli.

“Archons and adeptis don’t need sleep in order to function, like how humans do,” Zhongli replies, sitting up on the bed. The blanket slides down, revealing Zhongli’s muscular chest. You feel your face become hot at the sight of his bare chest before you face-planted onto the bed, attempting to shield your face from Zhongli and Xiao’s gaze.

“Oh, are you okay?” Xiao asks; he wraps his arms around your waist and pulls you up from the bed. You covered your face with your hands and nodded your head meekly, not knowing how to respond to Xiao.

“I’m okay! Just feeling tired, that’s all.” You lie, clearing your throat. You turned to Xiao to say something, only to see that he was also shirtless. You closed your eyes and took a deep breath. You weren’t sure how you’d be able to fall asleep next to two shirtless handsome men. 

You cleared your throat awkwardly, “Even if the two of you don’t need sleep, you guys should try to go to bed anyway because I can’t sleep when people are awake in the same room as me as I am trying to sleep.” You said, laying back down on the bed next to Zhongli.

“Alright, anything for you,” Xiao says, laying down beside you while wrapping his arms around you. Zhongli moves closer to where you lay, letting you rest your head on his biceps. You let out another yawn while snuggling up against Xiao and Zhongli.

“Goodnight, Xiao! Goodnight, Zhongli.” You said softly, sighing in contentment when you felt both Xiao and Zhongli press a kiss on the side of your head. 

“Goodnight [Y/N].”

“Sweet dreams.” 

You closed your heavy eyelids, feeling yourself drift off to sleep slowly. This was the first time where you felt safe when going to sleep— in the arms of an ex archon and your adepti boyfriend. You tend to fall asleep quite fast; you fell asleep a few minutes after laying on Zhongli’s biceps while snuggling up against Xiao and Zhongli. Your breath evened out as your chest rose and fell in a steady rhythm.

“Xiao,” Zhongli says. Xiao looks over at Zhongli, not saying a word. “I can sense tension coming from you. Is there a problem?” He asks, turning his head towards Xiao’s direction. Xiao lets out a huff of breath before looking away. Of course, there’s a problem! Xiao doesn’t like the fact that he is sharing his girlfriend with another man. Even though Zhongli has yet to ask you to be his girlfriend or make some advances toward you, Xiao did not like the idea of having to share you with another man. Specifically, the man that the Harbinger was rooting for from the very beginning.

“There is no problem just yet,” Xiao says, tightening his grip around your waist.

“Oh? Well, if there is any problem, do let [Y/N] and I know.” Zhongli says, closing his eyes. Xiao rolled his eyes and turned on his side to bury his face into the crook of your neck.

While you like the idea of living with the two immortal beings, you can feel the tension between Xiao and Zhongli whenever they’re in the same room as one another. While Zhongli didn’t seem to pay much attention to the tension, Xiao was tensed whenever he would see Zhongli in the same room as you, especially if the two of you were a little closer than usual. You couldn’t help but feel like you were the cause of the tension between the archon and adepti. While you’re open to being with both Zhongli and Xiao, it seems like the two would much rather have you for themselves and not share you at all. Zhongli isn’t much of a possessive type. Even if Zhongli was the possessive type, he didn’t show it at all.

On the other hand, Xiao made it very obvious that you belong to him and only him. The possessive hand at your waist whenever you’re with him, the number of times he would press his lips on any part of your body when Zhongli is around, the small glare he would shoot in the archon’s direction. It was evident that Xiao did not want to share you with Zhongli at all. While you’re technically not with Zhongli, Xiao was wary about leaving you all alone with Zhongli while he’s out doing his duties.

“Xiao, it’s okay! You don’t have to worry so much about me! I have Zhongli here with me to watch over me while you’re doing your duties.” You said softly, brushing his hair away from his face.

“That’s what I’m worried about the most.” Is what Xiao wanted to say, but he said nothing. Xiao can see Zhongli watch the two of you from his peripheral vision. Xiao suddenly pulls you into his arms, causing you to stumble and bump against his chest. He wraps his arms around you tightly, his chin resting on your head, his eyes closed.

“Xiao? What’s wrong?” You ask softly, gently rubbing his back as you peeked over at Zhongli with a quizzical look on your face. Zhongli says nothing as he continues to watch you and Xiao from where he stood, his arms over his chest. He seemed to be deep in his thoughts. Not knowing what else to say, you try to pull away from his arms, only for Xiao to tighten his grip around you.

“Babe.” You said, turning your head to take a peek at Xiao’s face. He looks over at you before leaning in to press his lips against yours, catching you off guard. Your eyes slowly close as you kiss him back, tangling your fingers in his soft hair. You broke the kiss and pressed your forehead against his, your chest heaving from the lack of air.

“I don’t want to leave you,” Xiao says, a faint frown appearing on his face. You caressed his face in your hands before pressing a kiss against his cheeks.

“I can come with you if you want.” You suggest.

“No.”

“Absolutely not.”

Xiao and Zhongli spoke up in unison, giving one another the side-eye before looking back at you with a stern look on their faces. You frowned at Xiao and Zhongli’s response, crossing your arms over your chest.

“Why not? I have a vision.” You said, pointing at the cryo vision that hung around your waist. 

“Even if you do have a vision, it’s best for you not to go with Xiao when he is out protecting Liyue,” Zhongli says, crossing his arms over his chest with a frown on his face.

“It’s too dangerous for you to go. I’d rather not have you get injured when you tag along with me,” Xiao states, his eyebrows furrowing at you. 

“But, you were reluctant to leave. I offered to go with you to keep you company, but now you didn’t want me to go with you?” You tilt your head in confusion.

“It’s not about keeping me company and not wanting to leave. It’s for your own safety. Who knows who or what could be lurking in the darkness while you’re not keen on your surroundings.” Xiao states. You stared at Xiao for a moment before looking over at Zhongli, who nodded his head in agreement with Xiao’s statement. Now that you think about it, you’re still not the most skilled vision holder, even if you have a vision. Not only that but the person or creature that could be lurking in the darkness, waiting to hurt you, could be Lumine. If that is what Xiao and Zhongli were hinting at.

“Is this about Lumine by any chance?” You ask, furrowing your eyebrows in confusion.

“This isn’t just about Lumine; this is about how there are people and monsters out there that are willing to hurt you without any hesitation,” Xiao says, frowning at you.

“Oh, so it is about Lumine after all.” You said, crossing your arms over your chest. “Listen, there’s nothing to worry about! We haven’t seen Lumine in quite a while; maybe she’s given up and has officially left us three alone.” You said.

“I wouldn’t be so sure about that. I recommend keeping your guard up. Lumine is a skilled fighter and can lurk in the shadows without being spotted.” Zhongli says, tapping his finger on his bicep.

“Okay, okay. I will have my guard up at all times.” You nod your head with a quiet sigh. You’re glad that Xiao and Zhongli are protective of you. Still, they can get overbearing when it comes to your safety. Sure. You almost died from the Fatui Skirmishers (which Childe has fired and tortured for harming you). Lumine is after your head, quite literally. You wish that you could do the littlest things without having to constantly check to see if there was anyone lurking in the shadows.

“I have to go soon,” Xiao says, grabbing onto your hands and gently squeezing your hands. You gave Xiao a strained smile and squeezed his hands back.

“As much as I don’t want you to go, I know it's your duty to protect Liyue.” You said softly, caressing his face with your left hand. “Unfortunately, I can’t keep you from protecting Liyue any longer.” You said softly.

“I’ll come back to you soon. It won’t take too long.” Xiao reassures you, tucking your hair behind your ear.

“You better.” You joked, pressing another kiss on his cheeks. Xiao reluctantly lets go of your hands, planting a kiss on your forehead before disappearing in wisps of smoke. You feel Zhongli place a gentle hand on your shoulders; you turn towards Zhongli before poking him lightly.

“Can you train me to become a better fighter in combat?” You ask, looking up at Zhongli curiously.

“I believe I’m not suitable to train you in combat. You can always ask Xiao to train you instead if you'd like.” Zhongli says.

“I’d love to ask Xiao to help me become a better fighter, but Xiao wouldn’t agree to train me. I saw how he trained Ganyu, and he was strict on Ganyu.” You muttered, crossing your arms over your chest. “I was hoping that you’d train me instead because you have years of experience in combat, and Xiao has always praised you and your combat skill.” You said.

Zhongli chuckles while shaking his head. Despite the tension between Xiao and Zhongli, Xiao still manages to praise the archon that saved him from his tormentors. Zhongli saved Xiao from his torture and freed him from his chains. While Xiao is no longer held by the chains of his tormentors, the number of people Xiao has slain is what chained him down. The burden of his karmic debt weighed on his shoulders. Zhongli doesn’t blame Xiao for being possessive of you. In fact, Zhongli is just as possessive of you. But he doesn’t show it like how Xiao does; as much as Zhongli wants to claim you as his and only his, he knows that you would have a problem with having to choose between the two of them. Xiao is your boyfriend, and Zhongli is someone you can depend on when it comes to any situation. As much as Zhongli is okay with being a “close friend” of yours, deep down, he wants to be more than that with you. Zhongli wants to be able to kiss you out in the open and shower you with lots and lots of love and affection. But Zhongli held back those desires and tried to keep it professional. 

Zhongli’s desire to hold you close, kiss your pretty plump lips, and mark your neck with love bites was growing stronger and stronger as time went by. Zhongli’s desire to make you his was so powerful that it followed him into his dreams. The dreams of where you lay beneath him, legs wrapped around his waist, both you and Zhongli were naked in your shared bed. The sound of your soft cries, moans, whines, and yelps was occupying the space; your gasps and moans drowned out Zhongli’s low growls, groans, and praises. Both of your bodies are covered in a thin layer of sweat. Your arms held above your head, Zhongli’s grasps around your wrists while he was slamming his hips against yours, drawing you loud whines and moans from you.

The dreams wouldn’t stop at all. Every time Zhongli closes his eyes, he will see you beneath him, eye(s) rolling to the back of your head from the pleasure. Your nails were clawing down his muscular back as he continued to draw out moans and whimpers from you.

“Zhongli?” You ask softly, poking his chest once more to grab his attention.

“Yes?” Zhongli blinks down at you, trying to push back his desires to the back of his mind.

“Will you help me train to become a better fighter?” You ask, looking up at him with hope in your eyes as you held onto his hands, bouncing on the balls of your feet cutely. Zhongli feels his heart melt at the look of hope in your doe-like eyes. Zhongli swallows the forming lump in his throat as he closes his eyes, nodding his head at your question.

“We can start on your training once you’ve fully healed from your injuries. Xiao will accompany us on your training; I’m sure he will want to help out as well.” Zhongli says, looking away from you. 

“What if Xiao is against it?” You ask Zhongli sadly as you stop bouncing on your feet, giving him the same puppy dog eyes that make him melt each time he looks at you.

“He won’t be against it if he knows it’s for your safety,” Zhongli states, straightening his back after clearing his throat. Archons, you’re killing him.

“Hm… you’re right.” You said, tapping on your chin with your index finger. “Just don’t go too rough on me, or else I’ll break.” You joked. Zhongli chuckles and pulls you into his arms.

“I can’t promise that I won’t be too rough on you,” Zhongli says, planting a kiss on the top of your head.

When Xiao returned from his duties, you told Xiao about your desire to be trained in combat by both Xiao and Zhongli. At first, he was very against it. Xiao did not want you to deal with any other combat-related activities (that included commissions), nor did he want you to ever think about getting into a physical altercation with anyone. Even though it has happened quite a few times now, Xiao continues to ignore your wishes.

“What if someone ambushes me, and I can’t fight back? What am I going to do?” You ask, crossing your arms over your chest with a huff of breath.

“Call out my name, and I’ll be there,” Xiao says, shrugging his shoulders as if the answer was pretty evident.

“But Xiao, what if I end up being in a place where I can’t call your name?” You ask; Xiao looks at you in confusion. You let out a dramatic sigh and looked over at Zhongli with a pout on your face before looking back at your boyfriend, who continued to look at you with a questioning look on his face. “What if I end up in some kind of portal and you can’t find me? No matter how many times I call out your name, you wouldn’t hear me because I’m not in the same world as you are.” You said. Xiao scoffs in response, his arms crossing over his chest as he closes his eyes with a soft exhale of breath.

“[Y/N], the possibility of you getting trapped in another world is highly unlikely going to happen,” Xiao says.

“Then how are Aether and Lumine here then? They’re outlanders, aren’t they?” You raised your eyebrow at Xiao. Xiao doesn’t say anything as he looks away from you.

“Listen, Xiao. I understand that you worry about me getting injured again, but I'm more likely to get hurt if I don’t improve my combat skills. Remember the commission that went down south?” You ask, frowning at the yaksha in front of you.

“You were injured because of me, not because of your lack of skill.” Xiao states. You threw your head back in frustration, running your hands through your hair.

“This is impossible.” You muttered, shaking your head with a bitter smile on your face. “Me being injured after completing my commission isn’t your fault. Stop blaming yourself over something you have no control over!” You demanded, clenching your jaws.

“I did have control over the situation. If I had gone with you on your commission, you wouldn’t have life-altering injuries.” Xiao says, his nostrils flaring as he shoots a glare over in your direction.

“And there’s no way of reversing the outcomes!” You said. You grabbed onto Xiao’s hands before pleading, “Please, Xiao! Please help me become a better fighter. Zhongli will be helping too! It won’t be just you!” You give Xiao a pleading look. Xiao froze at the mention of Zhongli’s name before looking over at the former archon. Zhongli was leaning against the wall, watching both you and Xiao with a relaxed expression. Zhongli has yet to interject when you have first told Xiao about your desire to become a better fighter in combat.

“And you’re okay with training [Y/N] in combat?” Xiao asks, looking at Zhongli with a skeptical look on his face.

“At first, I was against it. But after realizing that it’s best for [Y/N] to improve her skills in combat, I agreed to help her in the end.” Zhongli says.

“Why would you agree to something like this? Do you not fear for her safety?!” Xiao asks, walking over to where Zhongli stood before stopping in front of the ex archon.

“I do fear for her safety, but if [Y/N] were to have a decent amount of combat skills, she can fend for herself if you and I are not able to reach her location in time,” Zhongli says, narrowing his eyes at the yaksha. 

“As I have said earlier, [Y/N] can call out my name, and I will be by her side immediately.” Xiao declares, glaring at the god in front of him.

“What do I have to do to have you agree to train me?!” You ask, approaching Xiao and Zhongli with a frown on your face. “Do I have to kneel and beg for you to agree to train me?” You ask, immediately getting down on both of your knees, looking up at Xiao with a frown on your face.

Xiao and Zhongli look away from you; light pink blush appears on their face, their hearts racing against their chests at the mere sight of you kneeling in front of them with puppy dog eyes. You look so submissive, and you look like you would do anything for them to help you improve your skills in combat. You look at Zhongli and Xiao in confusion, as the two of them are avoiding eye contact with you. They looked to the side, arms over their chests. What you didn’t see are their fingers digging into their arms, refraining themselves from taking you right then and there on the spot where you knelt.

“Please, please, please teach me how to become a better fighter!” You said, clasping your hands together with a pout on your face. “I’ll do anything as long as you two help me become more skilled in combat!” You offered, pressing your forehead against the floor as you continued to beg for them— mainly Xiao, to help train you.

“Anything?” Xiao and Zhongli ask in unison, ignoring one another as they look back down to where you were kneeling. Your head shoots up as you straighten up your posture before nodding your head rapidly.

“Yes! Anything! Please, just help me become a more skilled fighter.” You said. The way you stare at them with wide eyes, filled with such innocence, made Xiao and Zhongli’s pants feel tighter at the sight in front of them.

“Alright, alright! I’ll help Zhongli with training you in combat. But don’t expect me to go easy on you.” Xiao says, rolling his eyes before walking off before you could reply. You got off the floor and began cheering while Zhongli gave you a small smile while trying to actively avoid the growing problem between his legs. Before Zhongli knew it, you threw yourself at Zhongli while squealing from excitement. Zhongli almost immediately shoved you away from him, fearing that you might feel Zhongli’s issues. Zhongli gently pulls you away from him, patting the top of your head with a stiff smile on his face.

“Xiao and I will train you very soon! Please be prepared for it.” Zhongli says, his left hand grabbing onto his right wrist in front of where the issue lies. You nod your head before trotting away happily, excited for your upcoming training with the two men you care about.

While you weren’t fully healed from the accident, Xiao and Zhongli did take it easy on you at the beginning. But then the training progressively got even more complicated as time went on. When you said that you were excited to have Zhongli and Xiao help you strengthen your skills in combat, you take it all back. The training with the two men was intense, and you barely had the time to take a breather. Your entire body was sore, and some parts of your body were covered in scratches and bruises. While Xiao and Zhongli were close to giving up on training you due to the fact that they were afraid that they would hurt you, you were adamant about continuing the training no matter how complicated it got for you. Sure, there are times when you wish you hadn’t begged both Zhongli and Xiao to train you, but you can see the improvement coming out of the intense training! 

Your chest was heaving as you leaned against the boulders outside of Dihua Marsh. Your body was covered in sweat; your clothes were sticking to your body, and your hair was sticking to your face and neck. You feel disgusting, and you’re exhausted, but you can feel yourself improving more and more each day.

“For some reason, I have this inkling feeling where you two are going hard on me on purpose.” You breathed, wiping the sweat off your forehead with the back of your hand.

“Well, I did say that I wasn’t going to go easy on you,” Xiao says, cocking an eyebrow at you. Xiao and Zhongli did not break a sweat at all. Whenever you’re being trained by the two, they wouldn’t break a sweat, nor did they seemed exhausted as you were. It was impressive, and you wanted to be at their level. But because they’re immortals and have been alive way longer than you have, you wouldn’t be able to be on par to their level before you’re six feet underground.

You sighed softly and nodded your head at Xiao’s response. He wasn’t wrong at all; Xiao did tell you that he wasn’t going to go easy on you. But then there’s Zhongli; he did say that he couldn’t make a promise on going easy on you, so you weren’t sure why you were expecting the ex archon to go easy on you.

“If we were to go easy on you, there wouldn’t be any improvements,” Zhongli says, tilting his head to the side with the corner of his lip quirked up in a faint smirk.

You pouted, “But the two of you were going easy on me in the first few weeks of training!” You accused, looking at Xiao and Zhongli in disbelief.

“I don’t think you understand this, [Y/N]. But the more you train, the more we will have to make training less easy.” Xiao says, strutting up to you. Xiao lightly strokes your hair with a tiny smile on his face as his hands slowly trail down your face, caressing your right cheek with his left hand.

“You did well! I’m proud of you.” Xiao praises you gently. You look at Xiao with a wide eye(s), feeling your face heat up at the praise, almost feeling giddy.

“T-Thank you, Xiao.” You squeaked, looking at Xiao and Zhongli with a shy smile on your face while you messed with the hem of your shirt. “I-I wouldn’t be doing so well if it weren’t for you and Zhongli.” You giggled softly. The soft sound of your laugh evokes a strange feeling deep within Xiao and Zhongli’s chest; the feeling of wanting to make you writhe beneath them while they have their way with you. The need to mark and claim you as their own, and to have you begging for more and for mercy.

“Your next training will be about stamina. Combat involves a lot of stamina, so, in order for you to improve your stamina, there will be countless training that will need to be done.” Zhongli says. You tilt your head to the side in confusion. The routine and combat training that you were receiving from both Xiao and Zhongli…. did it not relate to stamina?

“Oh, I thought the things we were doing already involved stamina.” You said, scratching the back of your head with a questioning look on your face.

“They do, but there are many other ways to improve your stamina,” Xiao says, crossing his arms over his chest.

“Okay! When do we start?” You ask, looking at both Zhongli and Xiao curiously. 

Xiao and Zhongli glanced over at one another, sharing knowing looks with one another. At first, you thought Zhongli and Xiao would have you run laps around Wangshu Inn as a way for you to improve your stamina! After all, it was part of your warmup before they started training you. What you did not expect was to be completely naked, on all fours, ass up in the air, head shoved into your pillow while Xiao was pounding into you from behind. Xiao had an iron grip around your waist, his nails digging into the skin of your abdomen.

“X-Xiao! S-Slow down!” You wailed, grabbing onto the bedsheets so tightly that your knuckles turned white.

“Slow down?” Xiao huffs, his jaws clenched tightly as he continues to slam his cock into your sopping hole. “As I have said before, I won’t be going easy on you.” Xiao grunts as he reaches up to grab your hair, tugging on your hair harshly. You yelped at the sharp pain, causing your walls to tighten around Xiao’s thick cock. Xiao growls, grinding his hips against yours. You wailed when the bulbous head of his dick hits your cervix, causing you to black out momentarily. Xiao pulls his dick out of your vagina before flipping you over on your back, pinning your wrist above your head before inserting his cock back into your sore cunt. 

Your legs are wrapped around Xiao’s waist as he pistons his hips against yours, hitting your cervix over and over. A loud yelp escapes from your mouth as you dig your nails into his biceps. Your eyebrows furrowed while you shut your eyes tightly.

“Xiao!” You squealed, digging your nails deeper into his biceps. 

Xiao reached up and began toying with your clit, causing you to involuntarily clench around his painfully erect cock. Xiao lays on top of you, his arms caging you to the bed as he grinds his pubic bone against your bundle of nerves. You squeezed your eyes shut, feeling your lower stomach beginning to tighten.

“Fuck, you’re so tight, princess.” Xiao groans, burying his face into the crook of your neck. 

You let you a strained whimper, wrapping your arms around his torso, digging your nails into his back. Xiao latches his mouth onto your neck, sucking and licking the small area on your neck. Your hands slowly made their way up to his hair, tangling your fingers into his luscious hair before lightly pulling on it. While Xiao continuously thrusts his cock into your entrance, he trailed his lips down to your shoulders, planting soft kisses where your neck and shoulder met. The soft kisses were a stark contrast to the pace of his member repeatedly slamming into your cervix.

“X-Xiao! I-I’m going to cu—” You choked on your words when you felt the tight coil at your lower abdomen become tighter and tighter the more the tip of Xiao’s dick slammed into your cervix. If you had to choose how you would want to leave Teyvat, it’d definitely be by Xiao’s cock ramming deep in your cervix. You just know that your poor cervix is bruised just by how Xiao is thrusting into your pussy.

“Cum on my cock, princess. Cum for me. You’ve been such a good girl for me.” Xiao grunts, continuing to ram his cock as deep as it can reach. The tight rope in your lower abdomen snaps, causing you to squeeze around Xiao tightly. You let out a loud wail, and your legs tighten around Xiao’s waist, pulling him closer to you. Xiao lets out a strained moan before releasing hot ropes of cum into your cunt. Xiao’s chest was rising and falling at a rapid pace while he pulled his now softening cock out from your cunt; you shivered when you felt a mix of your and his cum spilling from your vagina.

“I’m so tired. I don’t understand how you have that much stamina.” You wheezed, laying on the bed, too tired to move.

“That’s why you’re being trained to improve your stamina,” Zhongli states, hovering above you. Both of his arms caged you to your bed as he gazed down at you, his amber eyes glowing with lust and hunger. His muscular bare chest caught your attention; you knew that Zhongli was fit, but you didn’t think he’d be muscular that his biceps were almost the size of your head. Was this what Zhongli was hiding beneath all of those layers of clothing? Aside from Zhongli’s fantastic and mouthwatering physique, something much bigger caught your attention.

“That’s not going to fit at all.” You shook your head, looking at Zhongli’s…. friend…. with wide eyes.

“It’ll fit just fine,” Zhongli states, grabbing onto the base of his cock before rubbing it up and down against your folds, covering his mushroom tip in both your and Xiao’s cum.

“Zhongli, I thought that Xiao’s fat cock was going to tear me to pieces, but I think yours is going to send me straight to Celestia. You have a monstrous size cock!” You whined. Xiao’s face turns red at your comment before grabbing onto your hair, pushing his now hardening cock into your mouth, silencing you. Zhongli chuckles at your comment before pushing the tip of his dick into your dripping cunt. Your whimpers and whines were muffled by Xiao’s cock as Zhongli continued to sink his monstrous dick deeper and deeper into your pussy. Your nails rake down Zhongli’s muscular back, sending shivers down Zhongli’s spine as he finally sinks fully into your vagina. Your head jerks away from Xiao’s cock; you whine as you dig your nails deep into Zhongli’s skin, loud whimpers escaping from your lips.

“It’s too much! It’s too much!” You screeched, shaking your head in protest. Zhongli buries his face into your neck, biting down onto your shoulders as he tries not to lose control at the feeling of your tight cunt wrapping around his dick. You have never felt so full before; with Xiao’s cum stuffed deep inside your pussy, Zhongli’s monstrous cock made you feel extra full to the brim. Zhongli slowly pulls back his hips before thrusting back into your cunt, immediately hitting the deepest part of your vagina, prodding the gummy wall that is your cervix.

In the beginning, Zhongli started off at a slow pace. The tip of his cock would continuously batter against your cervix, causing you to tense up and let out soft whimpers and yelps. Zhongli gradually begins to pick up the pace, his hips slamming and grinding against yours. You gasped, and your back arched up against Zhongli’s chest. Your hand reaches up and tangles your fingers in his hair, gently pulling on it.

A low growl rumbles from Zhongli’s chest as he reaches down and grabs onto your waist tightly, slamming your hips against his. The feeling of Zhongli’s cock plunging in and out of your dripping pussy sent a massive wave of pleasure through you. The sound of skin-to-skin contact, your whimpers and moans, and Zhongli’s low growls and grunts made you even wetter than you already were. Gritting his teeth, Zhongli grabs onto your right leg and tosses it over his shoulder, allowing him to hit even deeper. Your eye(s) widen at the feeling of Zhongli being able to go even further than your fingers can go.

“Zhongli!” You sobbed; your body writhes beneath his. Zhongli presses his chest against yours, almost covering your entire body with just his torso. The sound of you whimpering and gasping out Zhongli’s name sent more blood rushing up his cock; you felt him harden inside of you. You fear that Zhongli wasn’t going to stop any time soon. While you didn’t have an issue with it, you felt overstimulated, and your cunt was starting to hurt, but it hurts too good. A string of curses slips through Zhongli’s lips, forcing his long cock into your sopping heat.

“Fuck!” You squealed loudly when the mushroom tip of his dick kissed your cervix, causing you to see stars in your vision. “Zhongli! I’m going to cum!” You sobbed. Zhongli reaches down and begins to rub your clit at a rapid pace, his thrusts not faltering. Zhongli leans down and begins to lick and suck on your nipple, making you jolt at the sensation. Right before you could open your mouth to say something, the tightness in your lower stomach snaps, causing you to black out momentarily. When you came to your consciousness, Zhongli was still ramming his cock into you, only with much more speed and force.

“Zhongli! It’s too much! It’s too much!” You squealed, tugging on his ponytail. Zhongli grunts and pants each time the tip of his dick kisses your cervix. Soon enough, Zhongli was chasing his release. You feel Zhongli’s hot cum flooding the inside of your cunt, mixing with your and Xiao’s cum. Xiao grabs you by your hair before shoving his cock into your mouth, catching you by surprise. But it did not surprise you as much as when he suddenly cummed into your mouth; Xiao pulled out from your mouth and caressed you by the cheek.

“Swallow,” Xiao demands. You squeezed your eyes shut as you swallowed the bitter fluid down your throat. You cracked your eyes open and winced when you felt Zhongli pull his dick out from your cunt, shuddering when the feeling of your, Zhongli, and Xiao’s cum oozes from your cunt.

“I’m so tired.” You breathed; Zhongli and Xiao laid down beside you, their arms wrapping around your torso and waist.

“Tired after a couple of hours? Your stamina is really weak; we’ll have to continue to help you build your stamina.” Xiao huffs, tightening his grip around your torso.

“Need I remind you that I’m human?” You muttered, sighing softly as you leaned your head against Zhongli’s arms. “Not everyone has inhuman stamina like you and Zhongli.” You added, flicking Xiao’s forehead lightly, causing the yaksha to glare at you while rubbing the area where you’ve flicked him.

“I believe that we all should get some rest now, especially [Y/N]. We’ve worn her out enough as it is.” Zhongli spoke up, gently rubbing your hipbone, causing goosebumps to appear on your skin.

“Alright, but once we’re all rested, we should get back to training,” Xiao says, subconsciously pulling your hips against his.

“A-Already!? I thought I would get some break after the stamina training!” You squeaked, looking over at Xiao with wide eyes.

“Alright, we’ll continue the training tomorrow instead,” Xiao mutters. You sighed and buried your face into the blanket, feeling yourself dozing off.

You ended up waking up earlier than Xiao and Zhongli the very next day. To start off your day, you have decided to take a shower before heading down to the main lobby of Wangshu Inn. You didn’t want to disturb Zhongli and Xiao from their slumber, so, you left them a small note to inform them about your whereabouts. You sat in the lobby of Wangshu Inn while sipping on your coffee; the dull ache between your legs was a reminder of yesterday’s activities. You felt your face heat up when you saw one of your next-door neighbors give you a look while they walked passed by where you sat.

“Was I really that loud?” You whispered to yourself, your face heating up in embarrassment.

“Yes, yes, you were.” A voice interjects. You felt your blood run cold at the sound of the familiar voice. You didn’t look up from your coffee. You can feel the hairs at the back of your neck stand up as the footsteps got closer to where you sat.

“My, my, [Y/N]. Two different men in one day? Who knew you were such a whore.” The voice giggles; your grip around the coffee mug tightens. “I don’t understand why Xiao chose to stay with you when you spread your legs for half of the population of Teyvat.” The voice sighs mockingly. You stare at the floor in front of you; the familiar white and gold boots stop right in your line of sight. 

“What do you want, Lumine?” You muttered, looking up at Lumine through your lashes. She stares down at you with her yellow eyes, the corner of her lips quirked up with malice and mockery.

“Oh, I just wanted to pay a visit to my future boyfriend’s deceased ex-girlfriend,” Lumine says nonchalantly.

“Future boyfriend? Last time I checked, Xiao rejected you and has no interest in you.” You muttered, taking another sip of your coffee. You have to tread carefully; you’re not too sure how unhinged Lumine was at the very moment. If you were to say one thing out of line, Lumine would have your head cut off by the blade of her sword. Even though you’re training with Xiao and Zhongli, you know that your skill level in combat compared to Lumine isn’t on the same level as hers. She can have you six feet underground in no time. As much as you didn’t want to cause any further conflict while Xiao and Zhongli aren’t currently present, it was hard to remain level-headed near the same blonde woman that is obsessed with your boyfriend.

“And last time I checked, I didn’t emotionally cheat on Xiao with the man who has recused him from his tormentors, whom he views as his father figure.” Lumine spats, smacking your mug of coffee out from your hands, causing it to shatter on the wooden floors.

“Wow, you’re even more unhinged than the last time I saw you.” You muttered to yourself.

“Xiao belongs to me, not you! You should have died in the hands of the Fatui!” Lumine seethes, her sword materializing in her hands almost immediately. “But it looks like I’ll be the one to be finishing this, once and for all!” Lumine points the tip of her blade at your face.

“Uh, no, you’re not.” You scoffed, getting up from your seat. “I find it weird and sad that you’re chasing after a man that has no interest in you.” You cross your arms over your chest, staring her down.

“He was interested in me until you came into the picture.” Lumine scowls at you; Lumine’s grip on her blade tightens to the point where you can see her knuckles turn white.

“Keyword: was. Xiao was interested until he found someone better.” You whispered to her mockingly, a smirk appearing on her face. You smacked the blade away from your face before walking up the stairs of the Inn.

“Hey! Where do you think you’re going?! I didn’t say you can leave!” Lumine shouts, grabbing the attention of people walking by.

“I’m going back to my room. I believe that Xiao and Zhongli are waiting for me.” You said, waving her off, not sparing her a single glance. You felt something whiz past your face, forcing you to come to a complete stop in your tracks. You look over at the wall, seeing Lumine’s sword stuck to the wall, close to where your head was. You turned around to face Lumine, but she beat you to it by grabbing you by the neck and slamming you against the wall. 

“I’m not letting you go easily. Not until you’re dead.” Lumine tightens her grip around your neck, her jaws clenching.

You grabbed Lumine’s wrists and dug your nails into her wrist before shoving her away from you. You ran out from under Lumine and out of the Inn; there was no way you’ll let her try to kill you where there were people around to witness. Lumine yanks her sword from the wall before chasing after you. Your catalyst materializes in the air as you shoot sharp icicles in Lumine’s direction. Lumine dodges the icicles before electricity begins to crackle in her hands, storming towards you with the sword crackling with electro.

“Oh, that’s not fair at all.” You thought to yourself as you dodged the sword. 

Lumine was using every element she had just to kill you. The use of anemo to try to knock you off your feet, the use of electro to try to send endless electricity into your body to stop your heart from beating, and the use of geo to attempt to crush your body. If Lumine had any other element under her belt, you were done for.

Your heart was racing against your chest as Lumine continuously shot a gust of wind in your direction, mixing it with electro. You were shocked that you were able to dodge everything she had thrown at you, but you didn’t know how much longer you could hold on. The thirst to spill your blood was intense, and Lumine’s hands were itching to spill every single drop of your blood. Lumine is very adamant about wanting to get rid of you so that she can be with Xiao in the end. Did Lumine know that even if she were to be successful in murdering you, Xiao would still not choose her? Especially after all of the harm that she has inflicted on those around her, especially you. You have done nothing to Lumine at all, and she wanted to have your head on the silver platter.

An icicle you sent to Lumine’s direction grazes her cheek, causing a small drop of blood to drip from the small wound. Lumine gingerly reaches up and touches the cut; she pulls her hand back and stares down at the crimson blood on the tip of her fingers. Lumine glances up at you; her eyes are devoid of emotions.

“Oh, killing you is going to be so much fun.” Lumine laughs bitterly before she charges at you. With each swing of her sword, Lumine manages to leave cuts on your arms, your cheek, and your torso. You knew that Lumine was a skilled fighter, but seeing her thirsting for blood almost scared you. You fear that perhaps Lumine will actually finish you off if she wanted to. Well, I mean, she does want to kill you. There’s nothing stopping her from killing you just yet. You and Lumine were so focused on killing each other (you were the one trying to live, she’s the one attempting murder) that you two didn’t see Xiao and Zhongli rushing over to the scene.

“[Y/N]! What did I tell you last time!?” Xiao exclaims, looking at the scene in front of him in horror. You turned to look over where Xiao and Zhongli stood, giving Lumine a chance to pierce her blade into your chest, catching you by surprise. Lumine grunts as she pushes you against the wooden railing of the Inn, shoving you overboard. Lumine pulled the sword out from your chest right as you fell over; blood began to bloom from the gaping wound in your chest.

“NO!”

“[Y/N]!”

“Lumine, what the fuck!”

Your body plummets to the ground at a rapid speed; Xiao jumps off the balcony, diving down after you. Xiao catches you midair before materializing outside of the Inn, away from onlookers. Zhongli was by your and Xiao’s side almost immediately, assessing the wound that Lumine had inflicted on you.

“I told you to call out my name when you’re in danger!” Xiao scolds you, his eyes blurring with tears.

“I was, but…” You winced in pain, placing both of your hands over your chest. Your head falls onto Xiao’s chest, face scrunching up from the searing pain in your chest. “I didn’t want to fight Lumine. She was the one that started it.” You muttered, tears cascading down your cheeks.

“We know. We’re not mad at you. We’re worried about you and your safety,” Zhongli says softly, kneeling beside you. “We need to get her to Bubu Pharmacy immediately, or else she succumbs to her wound,” Zhongli says.

“What about Lumine? We can’t let her be on the loose after what she has done.” You whispered, your eyelids growing heavy.

“Aether arrived on time before she could flee after pushing you over the edge,” Xiao says. His hands were shaking as he placed them over the gaping hole in your chest. “I can’t believe that I have failed you again,” Xiao whispers, burying his face into your neck. Just when you felt like you were going to lose your consciousness, you realized something. You can suddenly see from both of your eyes. You jolt up in Xiao’s arms and look around with wide eyes. Xiao and Zhongli look at you, startled. Your wounds begin to glow. The eye that no longer had its use was glowing bright blue, and so were your wounds and the gaping hole in your chest. You look at Xiao and Zhongli, feeling a wave of panic beginning to arise deep within your chest. What was going on? Why are your wounds glowing? Why can you suddenly see out of the eye that supposedly no longer works?

“What’s going on!?” You panic; you stand up and examine your body with wide eyes. Xiao and Zhongli were immediately by your side, looking at you from head to toe with both curiosity and fear. Once the light died out, Xiao brushes his hand over the area where Lumine had stabbed you.

“You’re completely healed,” Xiao states, looking at your face. He gently caresses your face and stares into your eyes. “Can you see out of the other one?” He mutters, lifting a finger, and points at the eye that you couldn’t see out of. You nod your head in response. You raised your arms and looked at the different parts of your body; the old scars from your surgery were gone as if they had never happened.

“Rex Lapis, is there a logical explanation as to what has happened to [Y/N] just moments ago?” Xiao asks, turning over to Zhongli, who stood there silently while examining you closely.

“She’s an adepti,” Zhongli states, crossing his arms over his chest.

“What?!” Xiao looks at Zhongli incredulously, having a hard time processing what Zhongli has said,

“An adepti?” You shook your head. “There’s no way that I’m an adepti or part adepti. I’m human.”

“I’ve been alive for thousands of years now, [Y/N]. I’ve seen all forms of life throughout the thousand years. You may not think that you’re an adepti, but you are one.” Zhongli says, walking up to you. “I may not know much about your family background, but from what I can gather, you have no living relatives or family members. I assume that the day you were born, you were given to a human family.” Zhongli strokes his chin, his eyebrows furrowing as he tries to assess the situation.

“I still don’t believe it.” You said, sighing softly.

“Me neither. How can an adepti be as weak as a typical mortal?” Xiao asks. You look at Xiao in disbelief. “Ah, my apologies.” Xiao bows his head, his cheeks tinting red.

“No, no, you’re correct. There’s no way I can be an adepti when I’m just as weak as any other human.” You sighed, shoulders slumping. “How can I be an adepti when I’m weaker than Lumine and Aether?” You ask bitterly.

“Well, Xiao and I are training you to become stronger and build your stamina,” Zhongli says. You feel your face become hot at the mere mention of them helping you build your stamina. “But we will need to dig a little deeper into your past,” Zhongli adds.

“What’s there to dig for when there’s nothing there?”

“I believe that this is the job for Childe and the other adeptis.” Xiao scoffs at the mention of Childe’s name.

“I’m having a hard time processing this information.” You sighed weakly, leaning your head against Zhongli’s chest while your fingers laced with Xiao’s fingers.

“You never fail to surprise me,” Xiao says, gently squeezing your hands.

“Yeah, I never fail to surprise myself too.” You snorted, giving Xiao a small smile when Xiao lightly pinched your cheeks.

“Let’s go back to Wangshu Inn and clean up,” Zhongli says softly, guiding you and Xiao towards the elevator of Wangshu Inn. “After cleaning up, we’ll get Childe and the adeptis to investigate your past,” Zhongli added.

“The way you put it, it made me sound like a criminal.” You snorted.

“Well, you did steal our hearts.” Zhongli ponders, tapping on his chin with a thoughtful look on his face. Xiao lets out a loud groan at Zhongli’s cheesy pickup line, face-palming while shaking his head from the secondhand embarrassment.

Note: Okay, the reason why I took a while on updating this story is because the smut made me cringe LMAO! I couldn't get myself to type out the word "cock" without wincing because I am typing smut out on a huge computer monitor and I was worried that my family could walk in on me typing about Zhongli's monstrous cock. I hope you all like this part though! I have no idea how to feel about it because my feelings are currently numb from the amount of stress I've been put through :) I know this was posted late, but let's pretend I posted it on Saturday instead of a Sunday ;v; To all of my new and returning readers, please keep in mind that I ONLY post on my Tumblr (Genshinluvr) and my AO3 (Aaliah_exo)! Nowhere else except Tumblr and AO3!

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[n1cholaswang]

P1HARMONY AS DRUGS

description: self explanatory. piwon members as drugs ive done before. for legal reasons, this is a joke and i have never done a drug in my life

a/n: THIS IS FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES (and a filler post). DONT TAKE ANY OF THIS SERIOUSLY.

THEO as ALCOHOL

• dangerous.

• do not let this man drive

• y'all will NOT make it home

• he just comes off as a drinker to me

• the park jimin of p1harmony

• give him 2 shots of whatever and bro will be the life of the party

• im talkin like ... twerkin, pole dancin, stripin in the club, flirtin with anybody and anything

• even inanimate objects 😕

• if y'all been drunk before, yk damn well y'all be trippin over anything and laughin your ass off

• y'all remember that live with keeho when he beat bro tf up?

• that's him drunk but 20 times worse.

• steer clear of drunk theo.

KEEHO as EDIBLES

• chill

• best music taste in p1h

• funny asl and for what

• ooh but don't leave bro alone in your kitchen

• he gon cook up the most random thing

• but you BEST BELIEVE it's smackin.

• watch a movie with him and y'all would be pausin it every two seconds cause you can't read the subtitles fast enough

• i was gonna just put straight bud instead of an edible but nah

• keeho gives me "made edibles for a living pre-korea" vibes

• keeho 🤝 vernon

• they prolly both sold edibles out the garage for some cash

JIUNG as WEED

• fellow stoners, just imagine this with me.

• driving late at night with jiung, smoking blunt after blunt, blasting music, laughing at each other's jokes, going to eat out when y'all get hungry, giving each other guns at traffic lights, a lil messy wet kisses while blowing smoke into each other's mouths <3333

• lord gimme a jiung.

• idk

• i can't explain it but jiung as weed just makes sense

• the chillest of chill

• literally will let anything slide

• even if you murder somebody in his living room

• "it's cool, we'll clean it up"

• god i love him.

• will make you fall in love with music fr.

• best music taste pt 2

• ugh and ik he can roll well and fast 😩

• I WANT HIM SO BAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

INTAK as OXYCONTIN

• now i've only done this once

• and it was while i was high off bud too so bare with me

• chill pt 2

• but in a chaotic way ????

• will talk your goddamn ear off about the most random things

• im not kidding.

• he will talk about what he did on november 6, 2008 even if he don't remember fully

• you wanna know his life story?

• give this man an oxy and LORD you will feel like YOU raised him

• oversharing.

• so. much. oversharing.

• he's cute tho so we'll let it happen

• watching youtube until y'all fall asleep 🫶

SOUL as COCAINE

• ...

• don't y'all EVER give lil shosho a bump.

• he will be bouncin and dancin off the walls.

• talkin your ear off pt 2

• but in japanese

• he don't care if you know the language or not

• bitch you gon listen to what he has to say 👿

• twerking machine.

• like stop him please.

• too much ass

• and he be throwin that shit in a circle

• like OKAY NEPHEW I SEE YOU

• but also pls stop too much energy

• will talk to you and tell you about his memories like he was japan's el chapo

• like,,, "yeah i stole a pen from a bank then stabbed that pen into someone's backpack because they told me i was stupid"

• ... okay lil psycho

• you do what you want babe <3

JONGSEOB as WEED + COKE

• i've only had this combo like,, thrice ???

• and bro.

• it's the most jongseob experience ever

• i remembered everything from my childhood 💀

• nah but fr

• jongseob as the combination of both bud and soft is also dangerous

• but not theo-putting-your-life-in-danger dangerous

• im talkin,,, like

• brent faiyaz dangerous

• y'all would smoke a blunt, do a bump them smoke another blunt like it's all normal

• he'll tell you just about anything

• he's one of those talkative people off coke

• sharing his experience training at yg compared to training at fnc

• working with the trainees at yg compared to working with the trainees at fnc and his current members

• fanboying over newt <33333.

• talkin on and on about his passion for music, while playing music

• specifically brent faiyaz cause ik his smokin playlist is fire.

• doin bumps with j cole playin 😻

• "the qualities that make up the people who listen to my music are like... empathetic narcissism, attention to detail, over indulgent personality when it comes to... sex and drugs and... if you don't get it, you don't get it. but if you get it, it's cause you livin"

• and he lives by that brent faiyaz quote.

• trippin tf out over asap rocky's lsd mv 💀

• "i know im folded but... 😦"

#p1harmony #choi jiung #yoon keeho #choi taeyang #hwang intak #haku shota #p1harmony soul #kim jongseob #jongseob

[ox1-lovesick]

📨 incoming ask game !

post a snippet of your drafts (atleast 5 if you have more) and let your readers guess what it's about !

This ask really found me at the worst time i literally have 96 drafts 💀 wips list maybe 🙀🙀🙀 there's only a handful of them but here you go, i may scrap these or completely change them so just keep that in mind y'know 💀 I HAVE MORE ENHYPEN STUFF BUT I WAS PLANNING TO DO SOMETHING ELSE SO I CAN'T SPOIL THEM YET

✧ REACTIONS

( i didn't include snippets in these cause it doesn't make sense without context 😭💀)

001: tubatu - you forget their pet's birthday

002: enhypen - you are taller than them

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003: introducing tubatu to your family

✧ HEADCANNONS

001: txt as cliché romance tropes

── "you always cheat off me but you don't know my name?" you smiled at him, his eyes almost dissapearing as a guilty smile beamed back at you. "no wonder we're both taking the make-up test," he chuckled softly "do you maybe want to study together? i have no idea what i'm doing" his eyes trained on the marbled tiles below you "i don't have a clue either, i'm sure we'll figure it out though"

002: txt as tragic romance tropes

── maybe your mother was right, kai was indeed so perfect he didn't seem real. maybe her tears every time you mentioned him were off happiness—happy that her child had found someone who loves and appreciates them despite their circumstances. he was real, you felt it. the way he talked to you, touched you, kissed you. you could see his love clear as day—but schizophrenics who haven't taken their meds in weeks don't always see the truth, do they?

003: txt and how they show their love for you

── he takes care of you; throwing an extra jacket over his shoulder when you go out on a particularly cold day, scolding you as you shiver — with love of course, for not listening to him when he told you to cover up.

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✧ TIMESTAMPS

001: [4:27 am] - c.bg

── any normal person would be sound asleep asleep right now, after all, 4 in the morning was an unusual hour to be up at when you had work in the morning. you, like a normal person, did have work in the morning, however sitting next to you, was the most abnormal person you've ever known. he too, like a normal person had a full schedule that would start in about an hour; instead opting to keep you and himself up throughout the night rather than getting the sleep he'd need to function throughout the day.

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✧ FICS

(starting off with the tyun fic cause @yv17 will bite my head off 🫶)

001: Cash Or Card? - K.TH

002: Bookworm - C.BG

── be it early in the morning when he thought the others were still sleeping, or late at night when his eyes are struggling to stay open, he would always show up infront of you. it had become a force of habit at this point, never fully conscious or aware of his thoughts when he made the decision to grab another drink or pass by, his feet just carried him back to you sooner or later. dimples poking out of his cheeks, face dusted in red as he smiled, a smile he wore only when he knew he would see you. the same smile you searched for everyday without fail, your own lips curling at the sight

── "you can barely keep your eyes open y/n." beomgyu placed a gentle hand on your back, his gaze softening seeing your droopy eyelids. as adorable as you looked to him right now, he could see you were exhausted, anyone could— the way your head hung low enough to practically fall off your neck, your eyes red and bloodshot from the hours of forcing them awake to read one last paragraph, and your sleep schedule practically non existent due to you devouring one book after the other to store the information somewhere there in your brain.

003: Strings - C.BG

── "can a best friend not call another best friend over to sing them love songs anymore?" he smiled, his eyebrows furrowed.

004: Mistletoe - K.TH

── "this is all my fault, i'm so sorry" taehyun took your hand in his, caressing it softly "if i knew you were allergic i never would have hung the mistletoe, i wanted to kiss you, not send you to the hospital"

005: Gingerbread - Y.JW

── "maybe if you actually followed the recipe you wouldn't make a disaster every time" jungwon snickered, the piping bag clutched tightly in his hand—skillfully swirling buttercream roses onto the side of your gingerbread house

#𝐈𝐈. ── 📻 asks! #𝐈𝐈𝐈. ── 👥 anons! #𝐗𝐈. ── 🎮 games! #txt fluff #enhypen fluff #choi soobin #choi yeonjun #choi beomgyu #kang taehyun #huening kai #lee heeseung #park jongseong #sim jaeyun #park sunghoon #kim sunoo #yang jungwon #nishimura riki #txt x reader #soobin fluff #yeonjun fluff #beomgyu fluff #taehyun fluff #hueningkai fluff #heeseung fluff #jay fluff #jake fluff #sunghoon fluff #sunoo fluff #jungwon fluff #niki fluff

[nullbutler]

haiiiiii please talk to me about cielois because my dumb sleepy ass accidentally took THE WRONG TRAIN in the OPPOSITE DIRECTION and now i'm gonna arrive an HOUR LATE to my courses so how's your day going 💀

OH NOOOOO you are zooming away from where you're supposed to go!! hope you get home safely!

my day is going wonderfully! I just got back from meeting a mutual irl and we had a very nice time. as for Cielois....hmmm well!! I really do like the pairing for the classic 'golden retriever x annoyed cat' dynamic...but the main draw to me at least is the fact that they...understand each other better than anyone else ever will. And for that reason, these two kids who have been nothing but liars towards themselves are forced into this sort of genuine honesty. it creates this kind of bond...this realization that 'I'm not the only one going through this', and that's something both of them really need.

I also love the nuance of Alois being a little possessive over Ciel/having a hard time forming a healthy relationship. While I think an older version of their relationship, where they're both more mentally healthy, would be much more 'wholesome,' I kind of revel in Alois being desperate for Ciel's fleeting attention, and Ciel accidentally manipulating him. It's a bit present in my fic, Moth Wings (HUGE WARNING FOR LIKE..EVERYTHING, THIS FIC IS DISGUSTING), where Alois wants nothing more than to be Ciel's one true love, and Ciel is literally catatonic/having a trauma response. Here's a brief passage of what I mean.

“Mmph-” his sleepy face contorted, ripped from its dream, and after a beat, he cracked open his eyes. One of them still throbbed a distant light, while the other was glassy and clear and maybe vaguely annoyed. But not hateful - Ciel would never ever hate Alois, right?

“Sorry for waking you! I just wanted to say I’m back, so don’t worry about me,” Alois said with a quick smile, knowing this was absolutely unnecessary. But he needed it. By god, after such a horrid night, he needed it the way an addict needed a swig of opium. Something to cleanse the taste of that old man from the inside of his mouth. He just needed someone to affirm that the pain was worth it.

Ciel, oblivious to Alois’s plotting, mumbled, “Welcome back.” And that, those two words, Alois decided, was enough. It was absolutely enough. With that, Ciel started falling asleep again, his face sinking into the pillow. Taking that invitation, Alois sorely laid on his back, and stared at the ceiling for a while.

--- Moth Wings, Chapter 8

I think the most important part of Cielois is the emotional intimacy and the revelation that 'I'm not alone, I have you.' thats what they can give each other.

in other words

'these two kids really need a hug and because their only legal guardians are literal Hellspawn, they're going to hug each other'

[shankschewtoy]

Ok hear me out ! Imagine Luffy falling for Buggy kid XD maybe reader was sailing alone to start their old crew only to join luffy’s crew how do you think Buggy would react that he’s kid is with stawhat , gosh I just see Shanks teasing him 🤣

a/n - right when I saw this. my purpose has been found 🫡 PLS THIS WOULD BE SO HILARIOUS OMG- TYSM FOR THE AWESOME REQUEST ANON YOU’VE BRIGHTENED MY DAY 😭😭😭💜💜

Warnings ⚠️ - g/n reader, chaos

- Buggy was so proud that you’d set out alone to find your own crew!

- of course he’s a bit worried about your safety, but you had to literally beg him not to send one of his crew with you lmao

- you had to pinch his nose to get him to shut up about all the dangers out at sea

- “Dad. You’ve never followed those rules.”

- …

- “.. w-well! That doesn’t mean I can’t tell you to tell me to follow them right?!”

- “Uh- captain that doesn’t make sense-“

- “SHUT UP!”

- According to Buggy, no, he didn’t cry when you set off to sea

- according to his crew? um.. Let’s just say there was a flood on deck lmao

- you’re his only kid

- Ofc he’s gonna protect you as much as he can

- When you were born, his whole treasure obsession rlly changed, and he focused on you :)

- You promised him that you’d be back sometime!

- He was really happy about that, but got embarrassed when everyone was looking at him 😭

- It was on the sea where you met the guy who would change everything

- strawhat, scar, and quite an.. appetite

- Monkey D. Luffy

- The captain of the strawhat pirates

- Being raised by a strong pirate was enough to give you all the training you needed!

- you were already well-prepared to fight and do whatever you needed to do

- something about you was.. unique to Luffy

- why was he drawn to you?

- he had only just met you and he found himself staring at you

- he had no idea what to do! He’s never felt this way after all!

- it was the little things that gave it away to you

- He’d ask if you wanted to go explore with him! He always asked you first

- He’d share some meat with you, and will try his VERY HARDEST to refrain from taking yours

- But when you feed him some of it, it makes his whole life just a bit brighter than before

- He gives you his hat sometimes!

- AND- he will ride on your shoulders to surprise you lmao

- if he falls asleep, he usually dozes off on your shoulder :)

- you were falling for this rubber man, how could you not?

- it was just- perfect

- back to buggy

- Buggy was flipping through some of the new bounty posters, and he stumbled upon Luffy’s

- He scoffed with anger, throwing it angrily out of his hands, the next bounty he landed on made his eyes widen

- “Y/n?!”

- Man was shook

- His little y/n who had only set out to sea a couple months ago already had a bounty of 90,000,000?!

- he smiled proudly, showing all of his crew and bragging about you to them

- “See?? I never doubted y/n! I wasn’t even worried!”

- “captain. You were crying earlier about y/n-san..”

- *inaudible struggling from buggy the clown*

- “Captain! That looks like Strawhat behind y/n! Look!”

- Buggy squinted carefully at the poster, and he started screeching at the top of his lungs

- Suddenly, a den den mushi started ringing, and he stomped over to pick it up

- “Is this Buggy’s ship?” A familiar voice asked

- “Y/n?!”

- “Hey dad! I joined a pirate crew! Did you see my bounty??”

- Buggy couldn’t help but smile at your excitement, he always loved to see you so happy

- “Yeah I did, but why’s strawhat in the background?? Do you need help? You know I can beat any pirate in seconds!”

- “Oh! Luffy, say hi to my dad. I’m with Luffy and his crew now! I love him a lot :)”

- Buggy almost dropped the poor fucking snail

- “Oh!! Hey Buffooon!” -Luffy

- “IT’S BUGGY YOU ASSHOLE! WHY ARE YOU WITH MY KID?!”

- “Huh???? I love y/n! You can’t have her back! Blehhhhhh!” Luffy was literally sticking his tongue out at a snail 💀

- I don’t think buggy had ever been this infuriated before, with Luffy not you

- you never knew of your dad’s past struggles with this guy

- right before he could even say a word, the line disconnected, meaning the snail on the other end was interrupted

- Buggy had to literally take 4 deep breaths to keep himself from imploding 😭

- shanks managed to catch word of this (shanks knows all the tea- 💅)

- “ABAHHAHAAHAHAH! WOW BUGGY! NOW YOUR KID EVEN LIKES HIM AHSBHSBH!”

- shanks wasn’t sober at all

- I don’t think he ever is

- he made fun of Buggy for the rest of the month before Shanks got busy with government stuff

- Still, buggy was frustrated that his mortal enemy, Monkey D. luffy,

- was your fucking boyfriend

a/n - I always resort to writing random buggy things bec he makes me so happy 😭

<3

#one piece #one piece x reader #one piece hcs #anime hcs #monkey d. luffy #luffy one piece #luffy headcanons #luffy x reader #luffy x y/n #buggy op #buggy one piece

[rays-of-fire-and-ice]

Yachiru is literally a cute devil dressed in pink, so I was thinking of these for her 🧸 and 💀. I was also thinking for Kenpachi with 💀and🤡. (just out of curiosity, both)

Misc. ask meme

So sorry these are late anon, I had a crazy week and have only been able to log back in and do these now. I hope they were worth the wait!

🧸 - Do they have any stuffed animals?

You bet Yachiru does! She has them all in her room and half of them are bigger than her, and some of them are, uh, 'training dummies'. Most are birthday gifts either from those in the division or the Women's Association.

🤡 - What’s something dumb they’re embarrassed about?

He actually likes candy, but there isn't a person alive who knows that, not even Yachiru, who is usually the one 'forcing' him to eat it with her.

💀 - How do they feel about horror movies?

Kenpachi: the man is so preoccupied with fighting he doesn't have time to sit down and watch anything. However, if it's a slasher film or a zombie film with a lot of action, he can't help but sit down to watch it. At worst he'll critique how the characters or killer should have gone about their kills and say stuff like 'Pfft, I could take him on.' At best, he'll be pretty invested and say 'That wasn't bad' when the credit role.

Yachiru: loves them! The more jump scares the better! She especially likes to drag division members into watching them with her so she can see their reactions to scares she knows are coming up. She finds watching them with Kenny is pretty hit and miss, because a lot of the time he gets bored with them unless there's a lot of action. He'll also fall asleep, even through jump scares, and she has to wake him up.

Thanks for sending these in!

#kenpachi zaraki #yachiru #bleach #asks #ask meme

[dollehyo]

I saw this idea and said I HAVE to get on this! it's a super cute idea and I haven't written anything for you guys in a while so why not <3

4Town as Dad hcs

♡ ROBAIRE

you guys have 2 kids, twin girls, who were planned. born a few days before your birthday. anytime they ask you how you felt when you went in labor, you say it felt amazing to meet them, and that they were your early birthday present <3

an absolutely amazing dad who adores all 3 of you guys.

literally spoils the hell out of them to the point that you sometimes scold him

"they have enough toys!"

he makes it his mission to make them happy, whether it's taking them out to a park, reading bedtime stories, or playing with them

although he wanted a son, the second he laid his eyes on his daughters he broke into tears.

when you were going into labor, he was a mess, running around frantically but you calmed him down.

reads a lot of dad books

overall a great father

♪ JESSE

since he already has 2 from his previous relationship/marriage, he knows what to do.

he massages your back and feet when they hurt.

ran hot baths for you, bought heating pads, bought you snacks and much more

when you went into labor, he was super calm.

as you had contractions, he soothed you as he took you to the car.

"I know it hurts baby, but you're strong and you got this"

you guys have a baby boy

his siblings love him.

since your son is mixed, he has a different skin color and hair texture from his half siblings, they asked many questions on him.

"how come baby brother has curlier hair than us?"

"since mommy has a different type of hair than us, he also has it. his hair is a mix of mines and mommies" Jesse explains

you both decides Jesse gets a vasectomy (💀)

you love your family tho.

♡ TAE YOUNG

you guys also have a boy

he teaches him all he Korean he knows when he's old enough to start speaking

sings him Korean lullabies because your son has a hard time falling asleep.

sometimes you go and hear him singing to him singing. you just stand in the doorway, leaning on the doorframe.

when he walks out, you tell him; "y'know, you're a great father."

he's literally so happy when you say that, he kisses you.

he's also a mixed baby. he looks like his father, but is a total momma's boy (to which tae kinda envies)

you guys go to Korea for a week every holiday to visit his family.

his family loves your son, but kind of doesn't like you because tae dated/married out of his race

they still love you tho.

♪ AARON T

you guys have twin boys

you guys name one after his father and uncle since they were also twins

he absolutely loves your two sons

has them help him with his pranks and even has the play pranks on you too

makes them play guitar

introduces them to Selena Quintanilla, bad bunny, and other Hispanic singers

constantly tells them how much he loves them

one of them loves you more and the other loves him more

you guys definitely have family cuddle time

his family ADORES you especially his sister and mother

you overheard his mother saying; "she's a keeper and if you don't marry her I will personally hurt you"

made ur heart flutter

mom loves when you help her cook and sister loves when you do her hair (I hc his sisters name is Rosa and is 5 y.o)

buys them A TON of overalls

a wholesome family frl

♡ AARON Z

you guys have a daughter.

as soon as she's able to walk he teaches her basketball bc why not

she becomes a tomboy

she loves cornrows so if you're not able to do them, Aaron is because he also has a sister he used to do hair for.

she's a daddy's girl but it doesn't affect you (that much)

you guys have a lot of picture of you three hanging on you guys' mantle.

his mom also loves you

says; "she has a lot of home training and I love it"

you guys are always going to basketball games. because 1, Aaron always performs, and two, your daughter begs and he cannot say no to her.

literally spoils her rotten.

this took WAY longer than needed LMFAO

[jswahaarts]

2, 3 Yaupé 🤭

6, 16 Cara

11 Talak

SMIRKS MALICIOUSLY

YAY PILLS TY!!!

2.) Can your oc play any instruments? Have they ever wanted to learn how to play any? Why?

Honestly, the only thing I imagine Yaupé playing is a triangle for a mini jedi talent show thing he and Cara did when they were younger or smthn 😭 He’d be pretty good i think and pretty confident in himself(he was a confidence baby wookiee), even if it was just constant dinging :]

3.) If you were to choose another name for your oc, what do you think it would be? Did you choose it for how it sounds or for its meaning?

GEJDGD literally, I can’t imagine Yaupé with a different name 😭😭 but if I had to choose for this hypothetical, i’d choose ‘Wrook’ because it sounds neat and kinda fits :]

6.) What was your oc’s relationship with their parents like? If they didn’t have any parents/didn’t know them, who in their life was the closest to a parent to them?

Cara’s master, Zyr’ra was the closest thing to a parent she had :] And they had a pretty good relationship!! Zyr’ra IS more strict when it comes to jedi stuff and training, which can be annoying, but other then that she and Zyr’ra are cool!! Zyr’ra listens to Cara about her interests and stuff, and Zyr’ra even went out of her way to look up whatever Cara was talking about to further understand it. (she found a spoiler for an anime Cara was watching once that included a character death and she had to carry that burden of knowledge while Cara was talking about how that character was her favourite.)

16.) How often does your oc lie? Why is that? What was the biggest lie they’ve ever told?

From time to time, but mostly cuz she does stupid things sometimes and she needs to get herself out of trouble!! ALTHOUGH her biggest lie started when she first met Yaupé when they were lil’ lil’ kids! She pretended that she could understand him. Like without any thought, she made him think she could understand shyriiwook when she couldn’t 💀 So, for like a year and a half whenever they’d talk, Cara would just wing it in front of Yaupé and by some miracle in the force she’d say the right things. Eventually she did learn to understand him through the force as she got better at it, so she didn’t need to worry about it anymore- (she never told him about it tho💀)

11.) What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to your oc?  Do they still feel ashamed for it? Were there any witnesses?

literally, it happened on a long mission on a snow planet once. It was super late so Talak, Yaupé and the 421st legion rested for the night. Yaupé was the first one to fall asleep, as he was the youngest there(14). Though, he fell asleep leaning on Talak, which Talak was kinda annoyed with and tried nudging the wookiee off, but, after some attempts he just gave up. He couldn’t really find his way out of this trap without waking Yaupé so he had to just deal with it. So he kinda just wrapped an arm around Yaupé to keep him in place—just so that he wouldn’t fall or anything. What he didn’t know, though, was that the clones were seeing the whole thing play out and were snickering at him.

Imagine it; Talak, some guy who’s built himself up to be a no-nonsense grouch who hated kids was suddenly acting like a soft dad in front of his troops- and he felt kind of embarrased about it at the time(most of his ‘dad moments’ with Yaupé were always away from the clones or just private). He didn’t feel that way later on though, just a minor thing that happened.

#Yaupé #Cara Tersu #Zyr’ra Soo #Talak Kazar #oc ask game #ask game #Bleachmans

[eviltiddyproductions]

Crash Course in Romance : Episode 5

He finally gets to eat !!!

no no no he’s frozen near the site! it wasn’t you chiyeol.

need him to see a therapist and open up so bad 😭🙏

damn keeping appearances is truly a disease. she’s lying about her elder son’s life but also like they don’t talk to him at all ?????

wow sunjae and sua’s mom are teaming up to be the worst duo on the show 😍

lmao love our girl down, she was training her brother not to accidentally spill about the tutoring thing and here she is casually chatting with her bestie and goes ‘our Mr. Choi’ and her bestie clocked it immediately

why did I just google the cast and our girl is 50!?! 50 !!! she’s looks so young 💀 skin care on the next level wow. I really was talking about her as if she was my age 😭🙏 let me put some respect on her name

oh the guy was in Hospital Playlist damn maybe I’ll check that out next

he’s just like me. passed out after one jog 😭😭😭

both the secret keepers Chiyeol and Haengseon are the only ones who keep spilling it out lmaooo

I know he’s being efficient but I hope him printing these out in his office don’t get him caught later on 💀

nooo Sunjae 😭 baby got her something but the eager ice hockey student is here 🤣

Ice hockey student is exactly as bad at maths as I was. I adore him

police officers and courts bringing the same terrible energy everywhere in every show slay 😍

the little brother celebrating because the house is clean 😭

i would actually die if someone saw me write a test in front of them

my girl is kinda boundary less 😭 but I adore her regardless

he’s so 💀 eating his dinner as he reads reviews of his work lmaooo

no no no little brother 2 people have died already in this show on the road, please don’t look at your phone while walking

what did I say about printing on the office printer 😭💀

they’re such bad liars they’re going to get caught so soon 😍🤣

nooo my heart :(

does someone working there not recognise a regular customer over a stalker 😭 but fine ig, my heart

she’s maintaining boundaries and this scene is cute as heck but I’m worried about the brother. would it kill it to not have someone constantly in a tumble in the show 😭

he’s overhearing and lurking again 🤣😭

yes offer her a ride!

their second trip to a police station

what is that guy’s problem lmao you’re the one who got violent with Jae Woo first. you got tackled fine but at least don’t roll your eyes when someone is explaining a situation you clearly failed to read 😭

that boyfriend is such a loser I’ll fight him rn

why must my sister pay for everything

the waffle maker kinda gets it

everybody’s after chiyeol’s neck and life is after haengseon’s like woah calm down

oh I teared up seeing the handcuff marks on his wrist just like her 😭 #myfamily

my man fell asleep after 2 shots? he’s literally me

the shock with which he got up, the sass with which he got out of the bathroom lmaooo

the way her bestie and her assistant are just there looking at them as my man dramatically falls with the belt in his hand. 💀

this is cinema !!!!

#crash course in romance #episode 5 #written update #LMAOOOO