#imma friend tag it up 2 duh | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

cnc-hoebayb · 5 years

Note

bro.....i love when it’s cold outside and im all bundled up walking with a cup of coffee through the city at night and just listening to a good chill album and admiring the lights of the city even tho it’s so cold i probs shouldn’t be outside. and you know who my baby is 🤠

Dude literally ever since those vids came out of him singing Self Control by my mans Frank Ocean, I’ve beeN loSing it i can’t stop thinking about it

So point is imagine y’all are listening to some Frank for dis

Now get ready for some soft warm Richard besitos bbcitaaa ~

First of all i definitely imagine in this scenario that it’s you who is very insistent that you guys spend date night wandering around downtown. Like Richard knows it’s cold as hecky and it’s gonna be rough out there in his pretty boy outfit, but he lets it slide anyway. He likes to do whatever makes u happy aw.

You leave the house and you’re totally prepared, fluffy coat, hat, scarf, back up gloves, the whole deal. Richard would make fun of how much clothes and accessories you have on, but you’d just fire back with “at least im warm, you’re gonna be out there freEZING with all your random accessories- why are you weariNg motorcycle gloVes huH??”

And he’d do his little sly smirk, a little too cocky being like “at least i look good aha” and pose for you. You roll your eyes and he would wrap his arms around your puffy clothed body, planting a firm kiss on your lips. “Let’s go baby,” he’d grab your hand and you’d be on your way.

The streets weren’t as chilly as you thought they’d be, but maybe that was your five layers of clothes speaking for you. Because when you’d pretend not to pay attention for a bit, you could catch Richard shiver a little in your peripheral, his hand feeling shaky in yours. You’d look over at him and he’d immediately stop, trying not to make it obvious that he was definitely wrong earlier and should seriously be wearing a jacket rn.

“Ta’ bien, mi amor?” You nudge him with your shoulder, catching his attention as his teeth chatter the slightest. He plays it off cool. “Ye ye I’m aight, you good baby?” You nod nonchalantly and give him a glare through squinted eyes that tries to tell him you know he ain’t good. He catches on and covers for himself, still not trying to give in to his own fault.

“Well you look kinda cold, you sure you good?” He’s talking fast and starts to ramble. “Mira- there’s that coffee shop you like, how bout we go in and get you un cafecito to warm you up.” You laugh out loud at his ability to cover his own ass by pretending it’s you instead, letting him lead you quickly into the shop. His relief is almost instant, you see his shoulders release the cold tension and relax.

He goes up and orders your usual, and you admire him trying to take care of you even if it’s him who needs it more. He sits next to you in a little booth and almost snuggles himself into your jacket with you. His cold arm brushes against your skin and you snap.

“Richard Camacho you’re freezing.” His eyes go wide as you scold him and start taking off your scarf. He has no time to resist or argue before you wrap the scarf around his neck like an angry mother and attempt to wrap your tiny body around his broad shoulders to warm him. He chuckles and lets it happen, definitely not about to argue about it.

You lift your head up to look at him and his big eyes look back down. “Thanks,” he squeaks out with an almost embarrassed smile. “You’re lucky i came prepared,” is all you say, whipping out your extra gloves and shoving them over his hands. He laughs at the bright cheesy patterns that adorned them and shrugs. He was warm now, how could he complain??

After a lil more warm snuggling in the cafe, you guys get back out and hit the streets. This time each of you with one headphone in, walking shoulder to shoulder, almost wrapped in each other. He presses shuffle on his phone and sweet calm music fills your ears. Your heart is on fire and you kiss his lil nose out of habit. He blushes and that for sure makes him feel a lil warmer too.

You walk on and can’t help but feel like you’re living out a romantic scene in a movie. The lights in the street and across the buildings shimmer and tiny speckles of a slight snow falling crosses their path. The warmth of the coffee in your hands and Richards body squeezing against yours is probably the most soothing feeling you’ve ever felt.

Its one of those moments that you wanna sink into forever, but time passes you up quick. Before you knew it, the twinkle of city lights and the scenery around couldn’t distract you from the intense cold that finally settled down. The chill hits you like a wave and a shiver goes down your whole spine. Richards grip around your waist pulls you in and he talks low in your ear.

“Cmon it’s time to go babe,” you wanna hesitate to stay just a little longer and he senses it. His lips curve up into a sincere smile, it’s soft and makes your insides feel funny. He closes the distance and kisses you good, right there in the middle of the busy sidewalk. His hand is on the small of your back and you have to tippy toe up to him a lil. Drops of wet hit your face from the cold air but the way the scruff on his face brushes by, you warm right back up.

His lips are soft n warm but his nose is cold pressed against yours. He smells like his cologne mixed with something sweet from the coffee shop- cinnamon you’re betting on. You pull away finally and it feels wrong to not have his lips on yours for even a second now.

“We can go home now” you give in and bite your lip to hold back, wanting to taste him one more time here in the middle of the city. You wanted to imagine how crazy you guys looked, outfits and all in the midst of all these beautiful night lights. He watches you think, totally knowing what’s going on in your mind, bc it’s the same exact thing in his too.

And him being him, he’s the one to risk it all. To lift you off the ground in his arms as you squeal with laughter, smothering your face with besitos before he plops you back down, his smile beaming in the night. His hands would cup your face entirely and now that’s the last one. He raises one brow suggestively and nods his head motioning to the car.

Your body feels electric and it takes nothing for you to grab his hand one more time and start bookin it, running as fast as you both could in this cold ass weather, just two dumb kids in love trying to live life as stupidly as possible

#that last line hits huh #i made this rly cheesy bro sorry i needed it lol #also the songs i listened to to write this was all frank #specifically self control #moon river #and ivy #if u wanna listen while u read hehjeje #mi morenito rico #cnco #cnco asks #besitos #imma friend tag it up 2 duh #las babies

26 notes · View notes

mittensmorgul · 3 years

Text

For anyone interested in long-term residence in the supernatural fandom, please have some observations I’ve made over the decade I’ve been here. Take it or leave it as you will, but I’ve found all of this info useful over the years I’ve been here.

I wrote this yesterday, and it achieved its mission of identifying the sort of folks who would react negatively to it (i.e. a lot of block lists have been updated), so now that it’s been edited for content, it’s going under a cut (because that is how we do things on tumblr in general, unless we have a deliberate purpose for annoying readers with excessively long text posts) for the sake of people who actually do care about the fandom and its history. If that’s not you or your reason for being here, then keep on keeping on with your own thing, I guess. For those who are interested, there’s a lot of fandom resources some of us have been building for years that you might enjoy knowing about.

First off, I’ve been informed by a few friends who’ve read through this for coherency’s sake that it sort of reads like a *shakes cane from porch* fandom grandma complaint, but honestly... I earned this rocking chair and goshdangit imma rock now. So apologies for any “back in my day” vibes or faint aroma of tiger balm this post might give off. Then again, it’s loosely based on a similar post from 2012 so like... time is a flat circle anyway I guess.

1. There is no such thing as “tumblr famous,” unless you’re referring to the hilarious and delightful fic of the same name (please go read it, you will cackle). Posting Hot Takes for imaginary Clout™ on this site is kind of pointless in the long run. Sure you can post solely for the sake of stirring shit and getting notes, but the majority of the folks who do aren’t long term residents of the fandom. They’re just tourists moving through our little beach town for spring break. If you’re actually intent on moving to this corner of the fandom for an extended stay, please bother to really feel out the permanent residents and understand the culture and general mood of the neighborhood. It bears no resemblance to whatever’s going on across town where all the bars and beach parities are happening, and those loud, drunken revelers are, again, gonna disappear back to their regular lives or on to the next party eventually. That doesn’t mean the fandom is dying, it’s just evolving.

(funny how I had several comments implying that I’m just trying to keep the fandom from evolving with this post, because I sincerely do want the fandom to continue on for years to come, and that is impossible without evolution. We can evolve without self-immolating, though. mostly i included point 1 for an excuse to push ancient but hilarious fanfic on you.)

2. Once you post something here, it’s been unleashed to the fandom winds. You never know where it will end up, or who will comment on it or add to it. Remember that time Misha tweeted the link to the Epic Cockles Love Story post? No? It was wild. That was 2012. They all know we’re here, and how to find us if they want to. Please don’t take it to their doorsteps.

Obviously if someone is being a dick on your posts, please feel free to block them, but the whole entire point of this site is to engage people with your posts. Being big mad that someone reblogged your post with comments or supporting evidence, or happy headcanons or “HECK THIS IS GREAT BECAUSE (insert personal story about their experience or whatever else made them Feel Things about your post)” is frankly ridiculous. If your goal is to avoid any sort of engagement with your posts, then maybe try instagram instead. From what I understand, there is a SPN fandom presence there, and nobody can tarnish your original posts with unwanted commentary. But the ability to reblog with additional commentary is a FEATURE of tumblr that builds community through conversation. Otherwise we’re all just talking to ourselves in a vacuum, and that’s what actually kills fandoms.

(and for the folks who just want to blog how they want to blog and don’t want people to engage on their posts at all, please feel free to block anyone you want, as well... nobody wants to step on your toes, but most of us also don’t want to walk on eggshells wondering if this post is one of the “do not add comments for any reason” sorts of posts, either. This is a huge fandom and most people can’t even begin to keep track of every creator and their url du jour, and what their personal rules might be regarding interaction with their content. Including a “please don’t add comments” note at the bottom of your posts-- and not in your tags that won’t even show up on reblogs, but in the actual body of the post-- would sincerely help avoid any awkward or unwanted interactions, too. At the end of the day, you are in control of your own fandom experience and the block button exists.

For the record, I block zero fandom blogs (which is why I posted this, I wanted it to reach a wide scope... refer to the opening paragraphs as to why).

3. Since this post was partly inspired by a tag I left on that post going around about how “previous tags” mean fuckall on this site (which you can read here), just a reminder that if you like someone’s tags or feel they add value to the post, part of the Peer Review structure of tumblr encourages you to PASTE THEM INTO A REBLOG. If you do this, then at least credit the person who actually wrote the tags! Don’t just copy someone else’s tags into your tags on your reblog of the post without credit either. They were not YOUR tags. (I have had this happen to tag rambles I wrote and someone else got credited with them on a subsequent reblog and it is FRUSTRATING). Just... don’t even bother to write “previous tags” because WHAT PREVIOUS TAGS?! Nobody is gonna bother to chase back the chain of reblogs trying to find where the mystery tags came from, friendos. That way lies madness.

(for the record, since some folks seemed to focus on this point solely, writing “previous tags” on a post isn’t inherently a BAD thing, but for anyone who actually is here for more than one-off shitposting, then it’s sort of a pointless thing in the long run. This wasn’t intended to suggest people who ARE here for one-off shitposting are bad or “doing it wrong,” but for people who might actually want to preserve that hilarious joke or insightful comment. People delete posts and entire blogs all the time around here. Links break. I get that the upcoming generation just shrugs at that and moves on with their lives, but heck... you don’t have to accept that all entertainment is disposable if you don’t want to. There’s a bizarre sort of nihilism plaguing us all about the impermanence of pretty much everything that feels like something we should be fighting against rather than buying into wholesale, even in our escapist entertainment. I’m just exhausted by the complete loss of joy in community.

*shouts from the peanut gallery* IT AIN’T THAT DEEP, JUST GET SOME FRESH AIR AND LOOK AT A PUPPY OR SOMETHING

Yes... yes it isn’t really that deep, but bigger picture in the state of reality we’re all entirely disillusioned with, are we supposed to just give up on everything, including the things we cling to because they bring us a tiny spark of hope that we’re not all just trapped in this dystopian nightmare and things might actually be worth living for?

*peanut gallery clinging to burnt husks of peanuts in a barren peanut field* but this is how we have chosen to cope

Okay... you do you... I feel bad for you but if that’s the case then this post is NOT FOR YOU. AND THAT’S FINE. I honestly do not care if you don’t care! I mean, I’m sorry anyone has to live in a world that drives them to that mindset, but I understand. This post is for anyone who might look at their lives and their choices and think “no wait, I unironically enjoy this and want more from the experience of that enjoyment than I’m currently feeling.” Everyone else can continue with their lives as usual.)

4. CONTENT THEFT IS NEVER OKAY. PERIOD. Things like “credit to the artist” or tagging gifs or images you found on pinterest as “not mine” isn’t actually credit. If you can’t source an image or gif set, DO NOT POST IT! We don’t REPOST (i.e. save an image and then create a new post with it as if it was our own creation). We REBLOG (click the little square arrows and reblog from the actual creator). That goes for gif sets, fanvids, screencaps, meta, fic... everything.

(hopefully everyone here already understands this one, but I felt compelled to include some “these are stupidly obvious” reminders anyway, since this is ostensibly some sort of advice column. This is the equivalent of the warning label on your toaster reminding you not to use it in the bath. Like... duh...)

5. Close kin of item 4 is SOURCE YOUR SHIT.

(for 100% disclosure purposes, I specifically discussed this one in this specific way because of an influx of anon ask messages I received in the wake of the finale. Literally the inciting incident for creating this entire post was what I can only assume was a joking ask about a comment Misha made at a con years ago. Someone actually bothered to take the time to type out those sentences to me. I have no idea what they were expecting in reply, or what could possibly motivate them to send this comment about something so entirely random from, again, several years ago. Just a joke? No idea, but whatever... it got me thinking that there might actually be people who are new to the fandom who MIGHT actually care about the fandom history, and maybe they just don’t know where to go for that info, or how to even begin searching through 16 years of history for things they might actually find enjoyment in, rather than just hauling random out of context garbage out on main and pointing and laughing about it now. People are actually allowed to care about things. It’s not cringeworthy to actually care about things, and you are not alone in actually caring, and there’s this whole big room over here full of people who are thrilled to share in that with you. This post is intended FOR THOSE PEOPLE SPECIFICALLY, so if that is not you, please just continue walking by.)

Yes, I know lots of y’all are new around here right now, but dredging up stuff from years ago that fandom has completely debunked and presenting it as TRU FAX again is just exhausting. We’re not trying to be party poopers, but seriously, we have seen it all and are mostly done with extinguishing bags of flaming dog poop on our front porches for the umpteenth year in a row. I’ve seen a lot of posts that have the same tone as “I saw Goody Proctor dancing with the devil” or “I heard kylo ren has an eight pack” and just... the information is there for anyone who cares enough to find it.

This goes double for “why is nobody talking about this thing I just discovered while watching the show for the first time?!” And, oh hon, we have talked it all into the ground over the last fifteen years. We’re happy you’re discovering it again, but I promise we talked about it plenty when the episodes originally aired. We have such a rich meta history that lots of us have worked really hard to preserve. I encourage you to seek it out, if nothing else than as historical artifacts. The way we have discussed the show has been a 16-year evolution. People have written literal doctoral dissertations on this show. Your shitposts are fun! We love reliving our own experience through fresh eyes, and seeing your wonder at experiencing it all again for the first time! But y’all didn’t invent this fandom in the last six months, either.

Meta Sources and Minerals provided by our friendly neighborhood fandom archivist, @lets-steal-an-archive

Academic books and articles about SPN

A collection of Meta Essays going back to s1 and organized by topic (all of this has happened before, all of it will happen again)

SPN Heavy Meta Archive (s1-3)

Mel’s Dreamwidth archive of meta (s1-12)

Oranges8hands Dreamwidth archive of meta (s1-15, with many similar entries to Mel’s... though ymmv on viewpoint in a lot of these too)

Anyone remember Fandom Wank? Not the concept but the actual LJ... No? Okay have a link to SPN topics that ended up there. Through 2013. We have seen so much... including several fandom containment breaches.

for all your art sourcing needs, please see @theroadsofararchive, the repository for so much fandom art.

need to find a gif of something? canonspngifs is a vast repository of gifsets of the entire series. If the gif you want to use in your post happens to be the first gif in the gifset, in the tumblr gif finder thingy just paste the permalink to that post from canonspngifs (which is easily searchable by episode, character, location, situation, quotes, and sometimes even color and clothing items the actors are wearing... it’s really well organized, especially for tumblr >.>) and the first gif will be automatically linked with credit to the gif creator attached. It makes life easy that way. It’s also convenient when trying to remember something specific but can’t remember what episode it’s from. I’ve used the site to jog my memory before going to the superwiki armed with more specific search results to find episode quotes and references. Or sometimes I just scroll through all the nice gifs for fun, too.

Need a screencap of something and know exactly which episode it’s from? Try Home of the Nutty. You might not find the exact screencap you’re looking for, but they have a complete set of caps of every episode, and it’s an incredibly useful resource for quick reference checks and the like. Just give pages a chance to fully load before clicking on the next one. The site is easily overloaded, but it’s still free to use (and again, with credit... Pretty much every screencap on my entire blog is from HotN unless otherwise credited).

As you can see, this is a fandom built on preserving our history. You absolutely are not required to engage with any of this if that’s not of interest to you, but I can only assume that there are people who would be interested in it if only they knew it existed and how to find it. Well, now they do.

6. A few more notes on tags, and how they work on tumblr. The first 20 tags on your ORIGINAL posts are searchable sitewide, so if you want to be able to find something again, tag that thing first before going on general tag rambles. The only place tags on reblogs are searchable is on your own blog. So you don’t have to put 50 tags trying to get a post seen if it’s a reblog. You’re just spitting into the wind at that point. If you have a filing system for finding things again, then by all means add those tags (again, in the first 20, so they’re searchable), but you don’t need to tag a reblog “destiel” and “deancas” and “dean” and “cas” and “dean x cas” or whatever. Pick one for your personal blog’s filing system, that’s all you need.

(this was only added because tagging and searching on this site is so very broken... I get that a lot of folks don’t care about ever searching their own blogs again for anything, so this one only really applies if you do often find yourself trying to find old posts. If not, then it’s not really relevant. It took me years to work out a decent tagging system, and at the beginning of my time here I never thought I’d end up camping out here for a decade and falling this deep into the fandom, and I regretted my lack of consistent tags only years later when I realized I actually wanted to be able to go back and find specific old posts again. So... for anyone who wants to err on the side of caution, working out a sensible tagging system really helps if you’re here for the long term. I personally tag content by episode, because some of my other general tags are so large as to be practically useless as a search term. But whatever system you choose to file stuff on your own blog, it really only has to make sense to you. And again, if this is pointless advice for someone who has no intention of settling here for the long term. Please feel free to ignore it. I just wish someone had explained it this way to me ten years ago and saved me the hassle of retroactively tagging something like 30k posts... especially now that using the mass tag replacer is the fastest way to get your entire blog deleted... oops? so yeah, don’t use the mass tag replacer either >.>)

7. Tags on Tumblr DO NOT WORK LIKE TAGS ON TWITTER. If you @ someone in the body of the post, it will show up in their notifications (if they’re the sort of person who even checks their notifications... not all of us do. For the record, I generally don’t...), but putting actor or ship names in the tags on a tumblr post does absolutely nothing. It’s not the same as tagging the actor’s twitter account in a tweet. Nobody’s getting notifications about you tagging a post about Jensen here as “Jensen Ackles.” There is a difference. Please learn it. (and don’t take headcanons and ESPECIALLY RPF or otherwise explicit art or fic from tumblr to twitter and tag the actors in it. That’s just... not okay.)

(I have seen the pearl clutchers getting all in a huff about the mere existence of RPF or even explicit content of fictional characters if it doesn’t meet their purity standards, but tagging those things allows people who don’t want to see it to actively avoid that content here. Nobody has a right to tell people their fictional content shouldn’t exist at all, or that creators of that fictional content somehow deserve harassment or threats for having dared to create such “immoral” content, won’t somebody PLEASE think of the children... and no... you do not do that here. Don’t be the problematic behavior you wish to ban from the world. Learn to use tags to protect yourself from, as i have attempted to emphasize here, fictional content you are personally upset by. That’s a you problem, not a problem for the creators of potentially upsetting content that they tag appropriately for.)

8. General formatting stuff: If you’re writing long text posts, visually break them up so people aren’t faced with one long wall of text. The enter key is your friend. Also, if you put long text posts under a Read More break and send people to your blog to finish reading, please ensure that your blog is actually visually accessible (tiny text, or light grey text on a dark grey background, or a visually busy background might be aesthetically pleasing to you but nobody can actually read it. Loads of folks won’t even try. Which is great if you don’t actually care whether people are able to appreciate your content or not, but something to at least consider if you *do* actively want to encourage engagement with your work. Confirm how your blog looks on both mobile and desktop and make sure it’s actually functional in both, too).

And since I mentioned that most of my experience on fandom tumblr has been in the SPN fandom, here’s a bit of a reminder for folks who are new around here. With the reminder that I have been here more than a decade and still feel like a newbie myself sometimes...

This is an OLD FANDOM. There are many, many people who have been at this longer than some of you have been alive. The average age for creators in this fandom is older than you think (I think of my friends in their 30′s as young’ins okay? okay). With that understood, you are responsible for the content you consume and are exposed to. Curate your experience. Ship and let ship. YKINMKATOK. Don’t deliberately expose yourself to content you find upsetting for whatever reason. Tags and warnings are your friends, not targets for you to attack in some sort of purity war. People will ship things you do not like (or in specific ways you do not like), will say things you do not agree with, and will find their happiness in things you abhor. That is not your concern. Find what you do like, and support and engage with it, and ignore (or block, or unfollow) the rest. Tumblr has a feature that lets you blacklist tags so the content you’re trying to avoid won’t appear on your dash.

Remember the paradox of tolerance.

It is not your job in fandom to police how other people enjoy the fandom. It’s not *my* job to police how *you* enjoy the fandom, UNLESS your enjoyment is in actively harming other real human beings in the fandom. If you don’t like their take on the character or the show or the plotlines or their ships or anything else, you don’t need to engage with their posts at all! The necessary corollary to this is that clarifying misunderstandings or correcting factual misinformation is not “policing.”

(this is where the peanut gallery reminds me it ain’t that deep, and I plead with them to put down the social media and find just one (1) thing to actually believe in in this godforsaken life, find something other than disdain and cynicism and spite to live for. If those things motivate you to find a larger cause for yourself, then great, use them to your advantage, but use them to find something that makes you a better person or brings you a modicum of joy and connection to your fellow human beings despite living in a dystopian hellscape of a world)

I have seen a lot of posts lately that are founded on the sort of authority that comes with “I watched through tumblr for a few months and then watched the last three episodes of the series” and as such are just... missing the larger context of the entire show, and are unfounded entirely in canon. I 100% appreciate the new enthusiasm for the fandom that we’ve been living in here for years, and it’s wonderful to see new people enjoying the thing we love. Your headcanons are valid, you are valid, but recognize that your headcanons aren’t canon. All of us finale denialists have accepted this in some measure, so we feel you. We truly, truly feel you. But regarding actual canon, we have a resource for that: the Superwiki. Learn it, live it, love it, as Metatron would say.

(which you could discover he said in 10.17 Inside Man, thanks to the superwiki! accept no substitutes!)

(and again, there have been people who have been involved in fandom for years who haven’t engaged with canon in years, either! You can play in this universe however you choose, BUT FOR PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT CANON AT ALL, WHICH I AM AGAIN POINTEDLY SAYING MIGHT NOT BE YOU, READER, AND I’M NOT SUGGESTING YOU ARE WRONG FOR NOT WANTING TO ACTUALLY ENGAGE WITH CANON, but if you DO want to engage with canon, please have some useful resources. Why do people feel personally attacked by being presented a list of helpful resources? Absolutely baffling.)

(also: words have definitions. “Canon” is a specific thing, meaning in this case “the finished media product that aired on television.” Anything beyond those limits is secondary canon (think: john’s journal, which is not canon but canon adjacent at best...), word of god (i.e stuff said by the writers and showrunners), or headcanon (which includes actor commentary-- they may have helped create the show with their acting choices and whatever, but they are not in control of the story overall). If there’s something you dislike about actual canon, you can reject it and supplement it with your own theories or preferred outcomes-- that’s basically what fanfic is-- but that doesn’t make your theories canon (much to all our dismay, that’s just not how any of this works. This is not to invalidate how anyone engages with the show or the fandom, just trying to clarify what seems to have been a source of unintentional misunderstandings. Your theories do not have to be “canon” to be legitimate interpretations.)

***I am setting this section apart, and did make a separate post of just this following information, because this is where we go from being relatively chill about different parts of fandom choosing to interact in different ways and you do you and blog however you want, to “hey can everybody please understand that the way you are interacting with this specific material might be harmful for specific legal reasons, and stating that you do not care about the consequences of your actions does actively make you the asshole here...” Okay, now that we have that understood:

The spnscripthunt collective has been steadily acquiring new scripts (which are posted in full on the superwiki for everyone to enjoy, for free). The language around how some folks are talking about these scripts is... concerning. For very real legal reasons, actually, and not because we’re feeling precious about the collection and don’t wike it when meanies use them in shitposts.

-First off, these scripts are not “leaks.” They are all verified and legally purchased (or gifted, in some cases, but still acquired entirely above board. we didn’t whack anyone over the head in a back alley for these scripts, or swipe them out of someone’s trailer on set).

(in case anyone was unaware, these scripts are the copywritten protected property of Warner Brothers. So yes, how we use them and share them with the fandom could have legal repercussions. We present them as a collected resource of fandom history which SHOULD fall under Fair Use doctrine, but this is untested legal water. Insinuating that the scripts are somehow not entirely legally obtained, or that posting them for public access involved less than 100% transparent and entirely legal transactions is incredibly concerning.

Once again for the peanut gallery, if you don’t care about any of that and are just having a good time with it, at least be mindful of the work and expense a large group of people have gone through to acquire and present the content you’re all too eager to exploit for cheap thrills. Some of us do actually care and are not exactly comfortable with the fact that others don’t seem to care about burning it all to the ground. We can’t force you to listen or behave as we’d hope you might, but at least be aware of the potential consequences of your actions. All we’re asking is for you to not be the douchebag who sets the whole neighborhood on fire with your illegal fireworks display. Is that too much to ask for? more on that in a second, first... a psa)

-If you see a script for sale and are unsure if it’s legit (or believe it might already be freely available in our collection), please feel free to ask us for advice. Our goal is to make as much of our fandom history available to the entire fandom, and we absolutely do not want anyone shelling out money for stuff you can already find for free.

(seriously, we’ve seen a bunch of resellers cropping up selling printed versions of the scripts we bought and uploaded for everyone to enjoy free of charge, or scripts that are otherwise of dubious origin. We’ve been at this for years now and know what’s actually out there. We don’t want anyone to fall for a scam if we can help it)

-Also, the usual reminder that the scripts we acquire ARE NOT NECESSARILY THE FINAL SHOOTING DRAFTS. In fact, the majority of scripts in our collection are NOT. Changes are made daily to scripts, even during filming. Comparing a Production Draft (white pages, effectively the first “final draft” of what usually becomes a series of drafts before filming wraps) to a much later revision (say... green or goldenrod revisions, several of which we DO have in our collection for comparison) and how those earlier drafts often differ wildly from the aired version versus how similar a much later green draft is to the aired version, for example, can teach you a lot about the television writing process. The link above to the superwiki scripts page has a nice little explainer about how this process works.

Differences between our posted scripts (many of which are white drafts, aka FIRST complete drafts, which will likely go through multiple rounds of revisions before filming even begins) and the aired version of the show are not all “acting choices” or a director or editor just cutting whole scenes on a whim. It’s insulting to everyone involved in production to suggest that’s the case.

(and yeah, fine... whatever, make any sort of posts you like regarding how those changes came about, but at the very least understand that it’s not actually the truth about how any of this works. Don’t care that that’s not the truth and want to make the posts anyway because shitposting is fun and that’s the extent of your sense of humor? FINE! You’re entitled to do that! But at least you DO know the truth now, and hopefully so do the people who engage with your posts. Deliberate ignorance isn’t cute, smooth lions notwithstanding)

There’s probably a whole other post to be made on fandom tagging etiquette, but again I don’t really use the tags enough to know what’s going on with that whole situation. I’ve also probably left a lot of stuff out, so please feel free to add things I’ve overlooked.

Thanks also to @trisscar368 and @thayerkerbasy for help compiling this, too. They were kind enough to escort me through the park to feed these pigeons. Now I need to take them out for ice cream. :’D

So I guess welcome to the neighborhood. Make yourself at home, but like... try not to trash the place while you’re here. Some of us live here by choice, lol.

#this blue hellsite (affectionate)#fandom problems #kinda wish i'd made this post six months ago but here we are i guess lol #long post #now edited for the people who are actually personally invested in the fandom #thanks for participating in this little experiment and I hope this version is actually informative to those who are interested #meaning there's a lot more links to stuff and explainers and whatnot...#and one last reminder that for folks just swinging through for laughs absolutely none of this applies to you #if you are legit interested in fandom history and preservation as we move to the post-canon world then hopefully this is useful to you

381 notes · View notes

maisietheweltoncow · 3 years

Text

The Dead Poets as Things My irl Best Friend Has Said

@thedorkslayer I'm exposing you bestie (it also includes other people but yeah)

Knox: I'm straight as a pancake......... oh shit pancakes are round

Pitts: Bro I'm a garshallforlyfer

Charlie: I have no idea bestie I am just a horny entity

Cameron to Charlie: omg you learnt how to cook

Cameron: If you turned up to a dnd session with dice made of fucking beans I would commit arson then and there

Neil: I FEEL LIKE IT'S VERY RAAAAAAAA

Charlie: He looks deliciously overgrown

Knox: I have a long term relationship with MCR, she's my girl dawg

Todd: I wouldn't have got the anxious tendencies if I knew they wouldn't fit in the burrito of life

Todd: Eminem, I am smoking Eminem

Charlie: cannot tell if this is some sort of code word for I want to rail him and or kill him

Cameron: What do fat greasy chips connote, Charlie?

Meeks: Absolutely shitting my pants with laughter rn send help

Pitts: I do peace signs backwards what about it 🥵🥵- it's because I'm not like other girls

Knox (idk it feels like it fits for him): I don't hate white people... I'm not anti white I swear 😭

Cameron: My brain just said, let's pop u in a prison with a feral dog

Neil: I'm hungry but this is distracting

Todd: Once Spotify told me I was in the top 1% of people who listened to girl in red in lockdown bc I found her voice relaxing and used it as background noise for my work basically on repeat

Cameron: You know when you read the words 'shit eating grin' it always confuses me because I don't think you'd be grinning if you had to eat shit. So why is it there? It confuses me.

Charlie: I have many kinks Richard Cameron I don't think getting chucked out of windows to my death is one

Todd: For someone who hates children, I'd be a great parent

Charlie: I hate these 12 year old chavs thinking they're all it there stood in the queue thinking about what they want like get out let me order. They aren't gonna move I swear if they don't move in 15 seconds imma punt them. Bet you they all have chav boyfriends and practically drink Victoria's secret perfume.

Charlie: There's not gonna be any fanny jokes so what's even the point

Neil: I should get a mullet

Pitts: Fuck. It was because I wanted to be Pete Wentz but I wouldn't admit that to anyone honestly fuck gender I still want to be Pete Wentz like flat chest? Yes please, my noodle proportions fit nicer to a flat chest and I'll feel better about myself but then again I don't hate boobs.

Todd: wait wait y'all are shipping Alina with a 120 year old man????

Meeks: Why do I have a crush on the dad from meet the Robinsons

Him and the wife are a bi panic idk why they just are

I feel like the Meet the Robinsons fandom is as weird as onceler stans

In another dimension Meet the Robinsons is literally the lorax fandom level of bizarre.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

That's it besties, I would be happy to do a part 2, just ask :)

I'm gonna tag some mutuals because I feel like this isn't gonna get much attention:

@aedan-mills @neil-perry-is-alive @duh-itsalampmeeks @andersonsdeskset @deadpoetdalton @she-nuwanda @freckledcameron @totallynotmrkeating @mendesxruel @caffieneandconstellations @academic-on-a-midnight-dreary that's all I can think of off the top of my head, sorry if I missed you.

#dead poets society #stephen meeks #charlie dalton #neil perry #todd anderson #Richard cameron #gerard pitts #dps #knox overstreet

95 notes · View notes

lvlywook · 3 years

Text

⭒ENHYPEN reaction⭒

to: you speaking your mother tongue (native language?)

tags: boyfriend!enhypen, gn!reader

tw: none

so i finally decided to post again lol

i hope you like it!

everything is under the cut!

h e e s e u n g

being away from home and family is never easy

and heeseung understands that

so when he walks into his bedroom and hears you talking to your parent on the phone in a language he doesn't understand

he just kind of stands in the doorway and listens since he doesn't want to interrupt anything

heart eyes

this man is so WHIPPED

and he'd listen in and hear you get really excited about something and he'd get all smiley and excited too even if he doesn't understand what you're saying :(

cause he's happy if you're happy

i feel like he'd want you to teach him something

like how to say a word that he just randomly thought of

"cupcake, how do you say 'marshmallow' in (your language)?"

overall i dont think he'd make a big deal out of it or anything

he'd be really nice and respectful

would clown you if something went wrong and you started cursing in your language tho

even if it was the smallest thing ever

omg he'd probably get the other members involved too

so they'd all be clowning you together lmao

and they just won't stop even if it's already been WEEKS

hee would also be the type to look at you and randomly say one of the few words you taught him - like literally out of nowhere

and now i feel sad haha

someone get me a heeseung pls

j a y

it was his first time meeting your family

let's say your family speaks only a bit of english and no korean so it's not easy for jay and them to communicate

and you kind of have to become a translator

like you might as well change your name to google translate lol

anyway

so lik the two of you arrive at your family's house and they let you in

and they're like "honey!! it's so nice to finally meet your boyfriend!" in your native language right

and jay's there just like: I'm gonna pretend like i understood everything you just said ಡ ͜ ʖ ಡ

and then you translate

and he's like ( ꈍᴗꈍ)💅 yep that's me

and for the rest of the night you're translating what everyone is saying

then you get home and it's really late

but you had a good time and it seems like your family really likes jay

so you're happy

after a movie and a cuddle session on the couch you both get ready for bed and go to sleep

and after just laying there for 15 minutes in silence jay starts poking your side

so you're like wHAT

and he goes: can you help me learn (your language)?🥺 i wanna surprise your parents the next time I see them🥺🥺

that's it

imma just leave it at that

this boy has my heart

and if i continued any further i probably wouldn't even get to the other members lol

watch me write your whole entire life with jay just in this one post... I'm not okay

j a k e

you were on a videocall with your cousin/friend/someone

just talking about how everything is going for you and how you are and stuff

and then you remember you didn't tell them about your bf

??? how

jakey is like the perfect boyfriend

how could you forget to show him off to them??

so you're like "you know I have a boyfriend right?"

and they're like "really????? didn't think anyone would actually want to deal with you :P"

but then they get excited and really wanna see who you're with

so you call jake over to meet them

and then you become the translator (again rip)

even with the language barrier they still get along really well

or if your first language is english then you don't have to be the translator i guess

no matter what they just kinda get along well

but in that second scenario the rest of jake's part doesn't apply (rip)

im sorry ://

back to jakey and the call

after the call ends jake gently places his head on your shoulder and goes:

"i think your native language is really nice"

"do you think I'd do good if I tried learning it?"

so you're like of "course you would, like dUh brO you like physics..learning a language will be like easy for u since you're so smart :D"

and he'd seriously like, STUDY it

and you're just so proud of him

also it wouldn't be him if the first phrase he learned wasn't 'i love you' or 'can i get a kiss?'

so this boy now goes 'i love you so much' in your native language every time he sees you :(

s u n g h o o n

your relationship with sunghoon is still pretty new

let's say you've been dating for like 2 months

and you haven't really told your family yet

and one day you're on a videocall with one of your family members

and he slept over at your place

you're sitting in the living room after you've made breakfast

and you and that family member are on a videocall

and while that's going on sunghoon wakes up in your bedroom

and he's like ???

where r u

so he quickly does a bit of a morning routine

and goes to find you

and accidentally walks into the frame of your camera

so your family member just saw a random guy just emerge from your bedroom

and they're like ? who's that behind you

so you're like ??? there's noone behind me?? and you turn around and get startled since sunghoon is just standing by the door to your bedroom

he's like:🕴️

you fall off the couch and sunghoon's like "baby, are you okay???"

and he's trying to help you up

and your family member saw that mess unfold lol

after sunghoon checks up on you and the both of you sit down your family member asks a million questions and refuses to let sunghoon go out of frame for even a second

so sunghoon sits through the rest of the call next to you on the couch while you're answering all these questions your family member is asking

and he doesn't understand anything

after the call ends he probably walks back to your bedroom and falls asleep again since the encounter with your family member completely drained him of energy

since we know this boy's an introvert

and introverts have to recharge after being social and engaging with people

also the whole entire situation probably shook with him a lil

after he wakes up again he walks into the kitchen where you are and hugs you from behind

and then he softly asks "do you think you could maybe teach me a few words in your language?👉👈"

and of course you can't say no

who could say no to sunghoon???

so you help him learn some words

and the next time you facetime your family this boi is ready to impress them with his speaking skills😌

s u n o o

you and the other enhypen members were eating dinner together at their dorms

hee decided to make ramyeon and so the other members and you decided to help him and make some for yourselves

but sunoo was in their 'make-up room' doing his skincare routine (so you took it upon yourself to make one for him too)

after you set the noodles to cook your phone started going off

so jay and hee decided to compete and see who'd get to the phone first (since it was in the living room)

and so they ran to get it

knocking a lot of stuff over in the process

and scaring jake who went to the bathroom earlier

then jay (who was leading btw) tripped over a random bag on the floor and hee then tripped over him

when they got back to the kitchen they were a lil bruised up so you decided to take care of them first and just let the call go through

they both had some light bruises and jay somehow managed to also get a few scratches

so he was bleeding a bit

he was being extra

"pPalLi hElP jiGeUm riGht nOw okay???"

(i swear i love jay with all my heart im not trying to make him seem like he's annoying or anything)

you had to save him :')

so you got a few bandaids and patched them both up a bit

after that you went to the living room to call back to whoever was calling you in peace since everyone was busy in the kitchen

it was one of your childhood friends

you called them and they started nagging you for not picking up and scaring them

and right in that moment sunoo came out of the 'make-up room' and went into the living room where he left his bag when he got back from practice (the same bag that caused jay to trip lol)

and he heard you and your friend pretty much yelling at each other and bickering through the phone

and he got curious

so he walked up to you and was like

"who are you taking to?(✿^‿^)"

and the friend on the other line heard him and was like

"YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND??!?!"

so for the next 30 minutes or so they made you explain everything to them

and they were extra nosy

so you were taking about how you met, what your relationship is like, his friends, what he's like,

and other things

while sunoo was sitting next to you

looking up at you with so much love and adoration in his eyes even though he couldn't understand a single word you said

after you and your friend said bye and hung up he was like

"you're so amazing o((*^▽^*))o"

i don't think he'd make you teach him any words

apart from 'i love you' or 'i'm cute' or smth

he's just really happy to have someone like you no matter how many languages you speak so he's just gonna adore you for a bit and then start teasing you like he usually does ;)))

he WILL mention any time he speaks about you tho

'OH did you know my partner speaks (your native language)? ^-^'

j u n g w o n

you decided you wanted to visit your family

since you've been living in korea and felt really homesick :(( (at least for the sake of this scenario lol)

and since they live outside of korea you and jungwon had to separate for a while (he couldn't go with you since he has schedules and stuff ://)

I have a feeling he's a pretty clingy baby (or he'd miss you a lot at least - maybe not clingy physically but like emotionally?? he just needs you by his side lol)

so he'd demand you call everyday

and one day you were in your old bedroom, just laying on the bed and calling jungwon

when your parent/family member came into your room to inform you that dinner is ready or smth

and they saw you were calling someone and were like

who are you calling??? (since you didn't tell them about jungwon yet they couldn't really guess it was him or anything)

and well, you just didn't mention anything about having a boyfriend at all

you're there like uhhh can I tell them?? should I tell them??

and you do

which sparks a conversation about him

while you're still calling WITH him

so for like 15 minutes you're talking to that family member while jungwon just listens

and while that's happening his thought process is like..

'how did I get so lucky'

'i like that language'

'they sound so cool'

'oh shoot they said my name???'

'what's happening?'

'what are they walking about??'

'????'

'hurry up and talk to me now'

'hey >:('

'I'm the one you're calling :('

'but take your time i guess..'

'damn i miss them a lot'

'i need hugs :('

and then you get back to him and he asks you to translate everything you said

so you do

and he's just

damn

whipped

for u

like even more than ever before

he might ask how to introduce yourself in your language or smth and will not ask you about anything ever again

until you find out he's been secretly learning your language

so that he can surprise you :(((

and potentially your family once he gets to meet them :((((

n i - k i

let's say it's right after enhypen had a comeback right

so they have a few days off before they start working on some new projects and stuff and ni-ki somehow managed to get sick

even though you, the members, and the staff were making sure he was taking care of himself

so you're just hanging around the dorms

helping the members around the house and checking up on ni-ki from time to time

at this specific moment you were cooking dinner with jay

so you kind of just left your phone with ni-ki in their bedroom (where he's resting)

and you got a call from one of your friends or smth (maybe like your roommate??)

so ni-ki called you to let you know

and he was like: „Y/NNNNNN!!!!"

you're obviously concerned like ??? what's wrong?? is everything okay??? is ni-ki okay??? my child why are you yelling so much???

and you bolt from the kitchen to the bedroom

and when you run through the door

you stub your toe on a dresser or something

and you start cursing in your language

and ni-ki hears it all

and even though you're in pain

he can't stop laughing

cause he's kinda evil >:)

then after he stops laughing at you he's like: are you okay? ://

and you are eventually

fortunately no toes were broken that day

then he asks you what you were saying

and if you could teach him all those words

so you're like should i? should i not? and you eventually do (bad idea lol)

let's just say you got a beating from all his hyungs after he wouldn't stop cursing in your language

but it did take them a while to find out what all those words ni-ki is saying mean

so this child would probably teach them these words for fun

and would tell them that it means like 'i love you' and 'have a great day' or smth

but he would always laugh whenever they said any of them

and it was somewhat suspicious

which resulted in jungwon searching it up

and nearly then he nearly beat you with a pan later

you should feel lucky you're alive lol

hee and jay probably found it funny tho

#enhypen #enhypen imagines #enhypen reactions #heeseung #jay #jake #sunghoon #sunoo #jungwon #ni-ki #kpop #enhypen masterlist #enhypen scenarios

185 notes · View notes

just-jammin · 4 years

Note

Pass the happy 🌻 when you receive this, list 5 things that make you happy and send this to 10 of the last people in your notifications (And a cookie from me uwu 🍪💗)

omg thanks! ^w^

1. drawing (duh)

2. discovery of my own traits (it’s almost always pleasant)

3. new ideas popping up (too much tho-)

4. friends (again, duh)

5. knowing that y’all are happy!

imma just tag bc am lazy af

@dancing-in-a-storm-fearlesss @the-queen-of-the-castle @node-defdec @stormydemonspace @heroicraven @thats-a-lot-of-cortisol @ryts-schlaf-beraubt-hundin @somethingpretentiouss @imposter1491625 @leahdoreroosevelt

oh, and anyone else can do this too!

#inquiries of a fennec #pandora-dusk

8 notes · View notes

elliot-orion · 4 years

Text

10 Questions Tag

So @samplewriting tagged me to answer their 10 questions, tag some people, and give them 10 of my own! Thanks lovely!! You had very good questions ;)

1 Book that inspired your WIP the most?

If we are going for my doll maker one that I’ve been obsessed w, then not a book but a podcast - the magnus archives. I’m going for the deeply unsettling but not quite horror kind of horror story.

2 Fantasy or scifi?

Uh fantasy I think. Scifi is fun to world build for but whenever I actually get around to writing what I planned it never happens.

3 Favorite part of the writing process?

Creating characters and that mad rush of inspiration I get for the first draft (that then goes away once it’s done and I have to edit...)

4 Least favorite piece of writing advice?

Either “DONT EVER use adverbs” or the whole make a set time every day to sit down for an hour and write even if you’re a goddamn college kid with no time on their hands to relax let alone have the brainpower left to WRITE. hmph.

5 What is your favorite thing to world build?

Either new species or new societies. I love love love figuring out how different beings would adapt to different social or environmental pressures ok it’s fascinating

6 Dialogue or prose?

Prose and you can tell that by the frequent occurrence of “half line of dialogue - three bulky paragraphs of internal monologue” in my writing. I’m not ashamed.

7 Who is your favorite OC to write in your current wip?

Again for my doll maker one, The Doll Maker himself. He’s so unsettling and creepy I fucking love him.

8 Which OC would you dress up as for comic con?

Ok so I’d love to do a cosplay of one of the Doll Makers dolls bc gods Thats creepy, but I’d need a friend to do him bc otherwise I’d just be a weird porcelain doll. Either that or sparky bc duh.

9 . What talk show would you want to be on to discuss your book?

I don’t watch talk shows so idk which one but. My nana watches Ellen so that would be funny lol. Just go “ hi nana!” Or smth Lol.

10 If you could go back and tell your younger writer self anything what would it be

I know all your writing friends have super cool WIPs and writing styles but you don’t have to write like them to be a good writer. Your way is good too and I’m time your style will develop so just write the shit you like, not the shit they like.

Imma tag @gracebriarwoodwrites @icarusatmidnight @norawritess @albatris and @lynnafred ! Only if you want to as always, no pressure. Your questions are ...

Are you a Plotter, plantser, or pantser?

Where is your favorite place to write?

Do you like making playlists/moodboards / other media for your writing? Show us one!

If you could see any scene from your WIP in a movie format, which would you choose?

What’s your favorite trope to write?

How do you decide on titles for your stories?

What got you into writing?

If you could meet 1 famous writer who would it be?

Do you have a writing routine?

Who is your favorite character to write?

Enjoy!

#10 questions tag #tag game

7 notes · View notes

macperalta · 5 years

Text

five shows and questions

i was tagged by the lovely sian @johnny-and-dora a long long time ago and i have to admit i saved this in the draft for whatever reason and finally posting right now cause i’m bored🤠 this is fun thanks sian🌹🌹

1. b99 2. fleabag 3. bojack horseman 4. the office 5. barry

1. who is your favourite character in 2? fleabag, i just relate to her so much and i miss her everyday

2. who is your least favourite character in 1? melanie hawkins >:(

3. what is your favourite episode of 4? it has to be the goodbye michael episode. i cried my eyes out for that one but it’s so so good

4. what is your favourite season of 5? it only have two seasons for now but i LOVE the second season so much, the writing and cinematography have really stepped up

5. who is your favourite couple in 3? dkfjlksdjflks that one show that doesn’t have a perfect couple lol and honestly i love it for that

6. who is your favourite couple in 2? fleabag and the priest duh

7. what is your favourite episode of 1? it’s so Hard to choose but i always say it’s the bet so imma stick to that answer🥰

8. what is your favourite episode of 5? i feel like i need a rewatch to determine that but i really love “what?!” (s02e04)

9. what is your favourite season of 2? season two is just too good and perfect so s2 for sure

10. how long have you watched 1? 2 and a half year for now i think!

11. how did you become interested in 3? it’s bc a lot of people are talking about it and steph and andre both make an appearance on the show and then @b99peraltiago talked to me about it and i was like ok i have to watch it and i’m so glad i did❤️

12. who is your favourite actor in 4? mindy kaling!!

14. which show have you seen more episodes of, 1 or 3 ? b99!

15. if you could be anyone from 4, who would you be? stanley, cause that guy is a whole damn Mood

16. would a crossover between 3 and 4 work? bye a live action bojack horseman remake set in dunder mifflin??? i NEED THAT SHOW

17. pair two characters in 1 who would make an unlikely but strangely okay couple? amy and rosa!!!!!!!!!! say you wouldn’t want to watch that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

18. overall, which show has the better storyline, 3 or 5? UGH how can i possibly choose? but like for the consistency, i will say barry is better

19. which has the better theme music, 2 or 4? idk if fleabag’s one counts as theme music but i love fleabag, so fleabag

+ tagging some friends to join the fun! please ignore this if you have already done it!! @amystiago @mrjacobsantiagos @santiagoswagger @fourdrinkamy @meepmorpperaltiago @jokes-peralta @capnperaltiago💞

#tag games

10 notes · View notes

all-da-fandoms · 5 years

Text

Sick Of Loosing Siblings: Chapter 2 Dear Gods What Is Happening???

Word Count: 497

Triggers: Anxiety Attack, Hyperventalation, Dream Sequence? (idk let me if that’s a trigger or if I need to tag anything

A/N: okay imma be pumping these out for a bit. sorry if it’s fast paced

“Logan?” Virgil asked, looking at his old friend, standing up. “Dude I haven’t seen you since--”

“ Halloween. 1993.” Logan stated simply. He was taller now, a bit smaller than Virgil, though. He had deep blue eyes, and---

“Dude did you dye your hair?” Virgil asked, ruffling it much to Logan’s displeasure.

“Yes….my squish dared me to.” Logan muttered. “Said ‘well Microsoft Nerd, if you like fall so much why don’t you dye your hair fall colors?’ and I said ‘well why not’ much to his surprise.”

Virgil paused. Oh right, he also had multiple squishes. Logan was one of them. “Uhhhhhhhhh b-bathroom,,,,,n-now,,,,byeseeya”

He quickly ran out to the bathroom and saw it was occupied and sat down by the single person bathroom, hyperventalating. So much, in fact. That he passed out.

When he ‘woke up’ he heard an unfamiliar chuckle, a bit raspy.

“Wow bro, like, I totes thought that you were finally gonna tell Logan how you felt.” the voice said around Virgil in the pure black room.

“W-who are you?? W-where are you?” Virgil said, understandably panicked.

The voice seemed to disagree with the narrator, as he let out a scoff. “Excuse e moi? You def need to calm down babes. You are freakin’ out and it’s not a good look, kay?”

“Yeah, sure disembodied voice, I’ll just fucking snap my fingers and calm down.” Virgil muttered.

“Uh, I have a name asshole.” the voice barked.

Virgil flinched. “Well you didn’t tell me Annoying voice” Virgil growled through gritted teeth.

“Whatever. I’m Remy.” the voice said. “Ya wanna see what I look like?” it proposed.

“No”

“Please?”

“No.”

“Please?” the voice nagged.

“No.” Virgil grunted.

“Please?”

“FUCKING FINE” Virgil snapped.

A figure appeared, looking like a basic bitch. A white under shirt with a black leather jacket and rainbow legging with booty shorts that said ‘fuc me’ on the ass. They wore sunglasses despite the fact that they were in a black void. They yawned.

“Sorry, im bored, of you. Cause you’re boring.”

Virgil paused. “Are you real?”

Remy laughed “Totes babes, real as the hairs on your face that should be shaved. In fact, im a god.”

Virgil froze. “A….what?”

“Ugh….a god? G-O-D?? Specifically of Dreams, duh, And wine!” Remy Raved.

Virgil nodded slowly. “Riggght….like I believe that.”

“Kay….I’ll let you remember this one and visit you tonight. But it’s time to wake up.” Remy winked.

“Wha--”

Virgil woke up to see three figures staring at him. He recognized the 2 as Logan and Patton….but the third. It didn’t matter, they were staring at him like there was an upside down dolphin telling them the universe was about to explode on his head.

“What?” he asked, as his purple and black hair fell in his---

…..

What.

The.

“FUCK???” Virgil screeched as he stumbled into the unoccupied bathroom, hyperventalating again. His hair was--

It was--

His hair was white and purple instead of black, per usual.

Taglist: @lana--22

#logan sanders #patton sanders #roman sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides au #sanders sides fanfiction #sick of loosing siblings au #thomas sanders #ts logan #ts patton #ts roman #ts sanders sides #ts virgil #virgil sanders #ts remy #remy sanders #sleep sanders

18 notes · View notes

nacey-drews · 5 years

Text

Tagged by my lovely partner in fic -rec crime @sullypants

nicknames: To anyone who knows me irl Mariale, to everyone here Maria (and to the one person who forgot my name once, Indie, lol)

zodiac sign: taurus, baby

height: 5 foot 2 (and sometimes a half) inches or you know, around 164 cm for those of us who cannot understand feet and inches

hogwarts house: proud Hufflepuff! (used to wanna be a Gryffindor SO BAD cause you know, you grow up kinda wanting to be Hermione and all, but then i said fuck it and welcomed the badger-loving!)

last thing i googled: 164 cm to feet and inches (again, i do not understand this system, america, explain)

fave musicians: uh toughest question ever, but the following people would never dissapoint me so, David Bowie, Carole King, Elton John annnnnnnd hm, you know what, let’s be honest here, ABBA forever (bonus modern round: Thom Yorke, Matt Bellamy,José González).

song stuck in your head: listen, you know that scene in the best movie ever made aka about time starring domhall gleeson aka bill weasley and rachel mcadams aka you know who she is duh where domhall wants to be more than friends with margot robbie? mhm, mhm, that freakingly delicious song. i cannot get over it. the trombone, enough said. imma stop now.

following: 721

followers: 956

do you get asks: sigh, i ussssed to, wah-wah. when i was, you know, an active writer and such.

amount of sleep: too many to tell you without feeling a bit embarrassed let’s be real i sleep way too much.

what are you wearing: a black cropped t-shirt and a pair of dark blue cropped flare jeans aka culottes and black ankle socks which used to be inside white tennis shoes but those are long gone, school is over for the day.

dream job: editor of something that allows me to point out mistakes and get both the satisfaction and the money, but life isn’t perfect

dream trip: i am really into turkey at the moment so imma put it out there into the universe, pls whoever allows me to have money, allow me to have money

instruments: listen, i’m not gonna drop an album or anything but i’ve heard my rendition of twinkle twinkle little star on the piano is really just next level

languages: spanish, english, french (very basic), portuguese (more than a little basic)

favorite songs: abduced- cults; only to live in your memories- night moves; pain- the war on drugs; it all feels right - washed out; saint ivy - beach fossils (whoever is reading this, pls do yourself a big favor and listen to this band. i adore them) annnd beach comber- real estate (also check them out if you wanna feel like you’re living in the garden state universe, highly rec’d).

random fact: central america and centroamerica are two different concepts that many people take as just one but nooo, one is geographical and the other political but you know what? all of this fact is lost on 99% of the people reading this cause i can bet you everyone’s just going, “uh, the fuck is central america?” truly, a shame.

aesthetic: glittery eyelids, denim jacket, trusty, worn longchamp bag, bright pink sunglasses, tangled earphones, and to kill the “i wanna sound cool” vibe, let’s finish with 69 (ha) open tabs on my phone’s browser, ALL FANFICTION , i have zero regrets

tagging: whoever wants to wax poetic about themselves, so you know, my better half @thetaoofbetty ily

also all my dear friends and people who i’d love to hear more from @sleuthingbetty @ithoughtyoulikedmereckless @greywind--stark @lovedinapastlife and everyone who wants to join in, tag me!

#tag thing #tag game?#unknown #not well versed in this kinda thing #but really fun to do

11 notes · View notes

hamletteprinceofdenmark · 5 years

Text

the 100 ask game

tagged by the lovely @pendragaryen

1. What station on the Ark would you be from?

Whichever used to be the Australian station I guess.

2. What would you get arrested for on the Ark?

I’d like to say I’d go down for something brave and heroic but it would probably something stupid and trivial, like the space equivalent of jay-walking.

3. Would you take off your wristband when you landed on the ground?

Not at first, but I’d definitely take it off for that sweet, sweet panther meat after a day or two.

4. What would the necklace Finn would make for you look like? (Clarke: deer/Raven: a raven duh..)

Well, first of all, I’d punt him halfway across the dropship camp before he even had a chance, so jot that down.

But an elephant, I guess, ugh.

5. If you could resurrect any MINOR character who would it be?

Fox, poor baby, I miss her.

6. Create a squad of 5 characters to go on missions with. Who are they?

Bellamy, Murphy, Roan, Clarke, Diyoza

7. What Grounder Clan would you belong to?

Floukru babey, take me to the sea!

8. What would your name be in Trigedasleng? (example: Octavia=Okteivia…just make it up!)

Lucia ... but emphasis on the second syllable... so like ... Lu-SHA. It would probably just get shortened down to Sha.

9. Thoughts on Finn? Some people hate him, and others love him, so I’m curious

Finn Collins is the boy who you think is cute at first, but then he turns out to be that middle class white boy who thinks he knows more than the professor in Philosophy & Ethics 101 and interrupts then at every chance he gets. He has a BLM tshirt but also insists on knowing where any POC he meets is “from”. Goes to the Gender Studies class, but you heard through the grapevine that he’s cheating on his girlfriend. Shallow, third-rate garbagé who thinks he knows better than you because he’s ~sensitive~

Finn Collins could die in a fire and I would not care.

10. Be honest. How willing would you have been to take the chip without knowing all the horrible things it does?

A chip that cures my mental illness and helps me live the day to day nightmare that is Earth? Hell yeah I’m taking it.

11. What character do you relate to most?

Probably Harper actually. I too am a Mum friend who is sweet and caring and who will absolutely rip you a new one if you attack any of my adopted kids.

12. What character do you like the least?

See Question 9.

13. Describe your delinquent outfit. (Would you wear something like Murphy’s jacket with the spikey red shoulder patch or have a trademark like Jasper’s goggles? Be creative, yet practical)

black skinny jeans, combat boots, blue long sleeve shirt white singlet layered combo, and big green army surplus jacket.

14. Favorite type of mutant animal?

Pauna. Rest in peace you chaotic 2-tonne plot hole.

15. What would your job be on the Ark?

I probably would have been in the childcare system, or some kind of human relations work.

16. Would you have willingly pumped Ontari’s heart if Abby asked?

Of course! I gotta keep our girl Clarke alive in there! Imma be real with you though chief, I would probably be looking at the wall the whole time. I don’t have a great stomach for body gore.

17. If Lexa wasn’t Heda, but she was still alive then who would have made the best commander?

Out of all the Nightbloods? No one jumps out at me as particularly competent tbh. I’ve got high hopes for Madi though.

18. How would you act if you ate the hallucinogenic nuts like Jasper and Monty?

Probably sobbing, stuck within the dark inner workings of Depression Brain. I have absolutely no faith that I would have a good trip.

19. How would you have dealt with Charlotte’s crime? A more John Murphy approach or Bellamy Blake approach?

Charlotte needed help desperately. I would have pardoned her.

20. Who should have been the Chancellor, if anyone?

Bellamy and Clarke as co leaders.

Kane and Indra as consultants. Raven is head of Tech. Let’s go people!

21. Would you have been on Pike’s side like Bellamy or on Kane’s side? Or Clarke in Polis?

I would’ve been on Kane’s side

22. Mount Weather had a lot of modern commodities. (example: Maya’s Ipod) What is the one thing you would snatch while there?

New books probably.

23. What would your Grounder tattoos look like? Hairstyle? War paint?

I’d probably have the tatts and war paint of my kru. I loved Octavia’s hair during season 2, so something along those lines, or wild and free with beads and braids like Luna.

24. Favorite quote?

“The dead are gone, Clarke, the living are hungry,” is a fucking raw line.

“It won’t survive me,” is another banger.

“You may be the Chancellor, but I am in charge,” cemented my love for Clarke Griffin.

I could go on...

25. If all of the characters were in the Hunger Games, who would have the best shot at winning?

Team Cockroach. Murphy.

Clarke and Bellamy have that Plot Armour though so I like their chances.

26. Least favorite ship? Favorite canon ship? Favorite non canon ship? NOT INCLUDING CL OR BC OR BE

Least fave: I have been prohibited.

Fave canon: Memori.

Fave non-canon: I have been prohibited.

27. A song that should be included in the next season? If there had to be another guest star like Shawn Mendes on the show, who would you want to make a cameo?

I am waiting for them to use Bloodsport by Raleigh Ritchie. Or something by either Delta Rae or Sara Barielles, simply because I love them.

28. What would you do if you were stuck in the bunker with Murphy for all that time?

Probably be a couch potato. My latent doomsday brain would kick in and I’d just give up, so the bunker finally opening would be a nice surprise.

29. You’re an extra that gets killed off. How do you die?

I was chipped and never seen again bro.

30. A character you’d like to learn more about and get flashbacks of?

I want more Aurora flashbacks so bad it hurts but I know we’ll never get them. I just want people to stop treating her like she was a deadbeat or even an abusive parent. She wasn’t. She was doing the best with what she had, which was fuck all.

31. A character you’d bang?

They’re all my children ... I couldn’t.

On the other hand, if Lindsey Morgan was interested...

32. Would you stay in the Bunker? Go up to Space? Or live on your own in Eden?

EDEN. Are you kidding? I’ll take berries over algae or bunker meat any day.

33. In the Bunker, would you follow Octavia? What would you do to pass the time underground?

I would follow her cause if I didn’t I Would Die. I would spend my time trying to be as quiet and small as possible, and stay out of her way!

34. What crime would you commit in the Bunker that lands you in the fighting pits?

Someone reported me muttering dissent when I didn’t think anyone was around.

35. Up in Space, who would you bond with first? Who would be the most difficult for you to get along with?

This may come as a surprise but I don’t bond with people very easily (lol). Harper probably sought me out and made sure I was okay. Echo and I have the same sense of humour so we’d probably be close. Monty too. Murphy would drive me up the wall.

36. How long do you think you would last on Earth by yourself?

2 weeks, tops.

37. When the Eligius ship lands what do you do?

Hide and observe from a far. Don’t attack or provoke in any way.

38. Favorite Eligius character? Least favorite?

DIYOZA.

McCreary.

39. Would you Spacewalk?

If I’d passed all the tests and training and it was all above board? Sure. If not? Absolutely not are you crazy?!

40. Would you prefer to eat Windshield Bugs, Space Algae, or Bunker Meat?

The right answer is algae, but my tastebuds say steak over bugs or glorified pond scum. Sorry.

41. Would you start a war for the last spot of green on earth? What would your solution be to avoid it?

I won’t win a fight to the death, so you best believe I’m going to use diplomacy to it’s absolute limits and then some.

42. Would you rather dig out flesh-eating worms or stick thumb drives into bullet holes?

USB to the arm 100% percent. In and out, quick extraction, no pain caused since they’re already dead, and thumb drives aren’t vicious, carnivorous murder worms which is a huge plus.

43. Are you willing to poison your sister for the Traitor Who You Love? What would you do to stop Octavia?

If my sister had gone that far off the deep end? Probably. I can’t really imagine it though, my sister is so level headed.

44. Would you go to sleep in cryo or stay awake like Marper?

I’d volunteer to be a custodian. It suits me. Getting to live in peace, taking care of the people I love for the rest of my life after the chaos and trauma of the ground seems near heavenly.

45. Who are you waking up first to explore the new planet?

Bellamy and Clarke.

I tag: @clarkgriffon @honeybellarke @nvermindiseeyou @ffaraday @galaxydanvers @marvelscaptainss @raven-reyes-of-sunshine @perpetual-fantasy @prosciuttoe @fen-ha-fuck-you

The above is in no particular order, and you should feel no obligation to fill out the questions if you don’t want to. This is all fun and games. Take care 💖

#the 100 #tagged #ask games #finn collins #bellamy blake #harper mcintyre #aurora blake

13 notes · View notes

lesbianawsten-moved · 5 years

Text

i was tagged by @lom-l yeet

rules : answer 21 questions then tag 21 ppl u want to know better

name: ruby !!

nickname: ruby is short as it is but if u call me rubes i will turn to mush and fall in love w u

gender: ??? nb ????? demi-girl ????? agender ??????? idkkk

zodiac: capricorn (pisces moon, scorpio rising)

height: 5′2 shut up

time: 10:40 skskjsk

favorite musicians: parx, paramore, brockhampton, and girl in red yeet

song stuck in my head; dream a little dream of me - the mamas & the papas (its so good :(((((( )

last movie i saw: i’m pretty sure it was toy story cause i love watching movies from my childhood w my brother skjskj (hes like two but w/e)

other blogs: lovecore @lovecore-gf , parx quotes thing that i did for a while @overheardparx , and i have the blog/url @lesbiansagainstonision rly wanna use it soon sjdskjdsk

do i get asks: sometimes but a good majority of them r from when i rb ask games skjdsk

why i chose this username: cause im a genius duh

following: god idk i dont wanna check(2k jfc)

average amount of sleep i get: all

lucky number: 7, 14, or 27 skjsjk

what im wearing: old nirvanna shirt and pj pants yes ladies i am single

dream job: ooh probably to be either a musician or comic artist skjdskj

dream trip: takayama, japan :’(( its . so pretty

favorite food: idk actually ?? i just like and hate foods i dont rly . love any jskdjs

instruments: ukulele(mostly), bass, a little tiny bit of the piano, and i used to play the violin so imma plug that(i was shit tho skjdskdjskj)

favorite songs: uhhhhh idk heres my dec 2018 playlist

im only tagging two ppl cuz i dont wanna seem weird to Non-Friends but if ur a mutual n u see this just say i tagged u shhhh : @paramoregf @jawstn

#jskjdskjds i have too much shame #anyways ty nico mwah #.txt #tagged in

2 notes · View notes

sassycassie-s-writing · 6 years

Text

Something’s Up With Batman, Version 2

By: SassyShoulderAngel319

Fandom/Character(s): DC, BatFam - Dick Grayson/Batman feat. Damian Wayne/Robin

Rating: PG-13 (for blood)

Original Idea: I don’t know. Just came up with it.

Notes: (Masterlist)(By Character)(About Me) This is Version 2, which is WAAAY longer than Version 1. They start off the same, but around the discussion about Superman, they change dramatically! I like this version better, personally, because drama! @batboys-and-other-messes Promised you I’d tag you!

^^^^^

“Hey!” Dick greeted brightly the second I opened the door.

“Morning Dick! To what do I owe the pleasure?” I asked with a grin.

“What, can a guy not come visit a friend because he feels like it and wants to make sure she’s okay?” he teased. I grabbed him by the chest of his T-shirt and yanked him in to my apartment.

“Get in here you big dork and gimme a hug,” I snapped playfully. He laughed and wrapped his strong arms around me.

“Good to see you, kiddo,” he said.

“How much younger than you do you think I am?” I demanded with a smile.

“Oh gosh. Did I call you ‘kiddo’ again?” he complained. “Aw man. That’s what I call my brothers.”

“Glad I feel like a brother to you,” I teased. Dick chuckled. “C’mon. Lemme get you something to drink. Water? Soda? Coffee? You look tired.”

“Wow you sound like Alfred,” Dick said. “Just insisting that I have something to eat or drink at all times.”

I snickered. “Well you look tired,” I repeated. “What can I get you?”

“Just water, thanks,” Dick said.

I gestured to the sofa as I crossed to the kitchen. “Have a seat,” I invited.

Dick didn’t need to be told twice. He just collapsed on my sofa with a flop. I smirked to myself as I filled a glass with ice and water and handed it to him. “Thanks,” he muttered, accepting it and guzzling about half of it, without even looking me in the eye. I sat on the coffee table.

“Richard,” I said, using his full first name to get his attention. He looked over at me. “Are you okay?”

“Yeah. Yeah I'm fine. Work’s just been really hard lately. What with Bruce’s disappearance and all,” he said. “I'm the oldest so I have to kind of step up, y’know?”

“Right…”

No one besides me and a few people close to the Wayne family even knew that Bruce was missing. Everyone else believed he was in Miami or somewhere with a supermodel, and Dick was helping to perpetuate that rumor. But since Bruce was gone, Dick really was stepping up. Left the police force—a job he actually really loved—to help Mr. Fox run the company. He was also the primary guardian and custodian of Bruce’s only (known) biological son, Damian.

“Hey,” Dick suddenly said after a few minutes of silence. “Don’t worry about me. Really. I got this.”

“Dick,” I admonished. “You don’t have to bury or deflect with me. You know that, right?”

“Yeah. ‘Course,” he replied. “Let’s talk about something else, though, yeah?”

“Okay,” I said.

We were quiet for a second, trying to come up with something to talk about.

“Have you noticed that Batman’s been acting different lately?” I asked.

“Huh?” Dick wondered around another mouthful of water.

“Yeah. Batman’s been acting different,” I said.

“How so?”

“His fighting style has changed dramatically. Like, he’s about as flippy as Nightwing now. Do you think he went to a gymnastics class and was like, ‘Imma do this now,’ or something?”

“Honestly, I couldn’t tell ya,” Dick remarked. “Since I left the police force I haven’t even seen Batman. And even when I was a cop it was rare. He only ever talked to Gordon.”

“Hmm. Just seems weird to me. I mean, that cape is big enough and probably heavy enough to fit three people under there comfortably and suddenly he’s just flipping around, all airborne, like it’s no biggie.”

“Well maybe he got some sense in him and lightened the cape up a little,” Dick said.

“Maybe,” I agreed. “I just think something’s up with Batman.”

“Maybe there is. Maybe there isn’t. Maybe it’s just a phase.”

“What like a teenager? How old do you think Batman is?”

“Well… given there have been five or six distinctly different Robins and Batman first showed up like thirteen years ago… maybe he’s in his forties? Late thirties at the youngest.”

“Seems old,” I muttered, “to be putting on body armor and beating the crap out of bad guys night after night.”

“Yeah. But that’s my guess.” Dick shrugged and finished off the glass of water. “How come your water tastes so good? Like not metallic?”

I shrugged. “Lucky I guess,” I said. I took the cup from his hand. “Here. Lemme get you a refill. You really downed that. You must be dehydrated.”

I got up from where I’d been sitting on the coffee table and went to go back to my kitchen.

Dick grabbed my arm. “Hey wait,” he said, stopping me. I looked down at him. “You’re right. I am deflecting and avoiding. I'm just under a lot of stress right now. You know? I'm trying to do right by Damian and Wayne Enterprises and trying to be the replacement of Bruce Wayne is exhausting and I haven’t been getting enough sleep and I really don’t know what to do about Damian all the time. Like, I have custody and guardianship over him but I didn’t even meet him until recently and when I finally did he tried to—” Dick stopped.

“Tried to what?” I asked.

“Never mind. He just lashed out and punched me. Doesn’t matter. It’s in the past. I'm just tired, y’know? You were right.” He slumped and let me go. I went to the kitchen to refill his water.

“Well then let’s get you a night to chill a little,” I said. “Come to the movie with me tonight.”

“What movie?”

“I'm going to the movies tonight. Come with. I’m debating between Infinity War and Ocean’s Eight.”

“Haven’t you already seen Infinity War like three times?” Dick teased.

I coughed awkwardly. “Yup,” I said.

“Then let’s go to Ocean’s Eight,” he said. Then stopped. His face fell as I glanced over my shoulder at him. “No. I… I can’t. I can’t go. I can’t leave Damian alone.”

I shrugged and watched the glass fill up. “He can come too,�� I said. “I assume he doesn’t mind PG-Thirteen movies.”

“No. He doesn’t. But really—we… we can’t.”

“Why not?” I pressed. “Dick, you need to take a night to relax. Even the illustrious Richard Grayson-Wayne, eldest son of Bruce Wayne, deserves a mental health day. A night off to chill. No one can be under that much stress all the time without it taking a heavy toll on them. Not even you. You’re not Superman, Dick. You can’t take on the world.”

“No I'm not Superman, kiddo,” he said. “But you’re right. I’ve been pushing myself too hard. Let me call Damian and tell him we’re gonna see a movie tonight, okay?”

I grinned, happy I could convince him. “Sounds great. Here you go.” I handed him his water. He took another long drink and pulled his phone out. He dialed in a number and held it to his ear.

All I heard of Damian’s greeting was, “Grayson.”

“Hey Damian!” Dick said brightly. “Listen, it’s a Friday night so you and I are going to go with one of my civilian friends to the movies.”

“Civilian friend”? What did he mean by that?

Oh right. He used to be a cop. Duh. I almost smacked myself in the forehead for forgetting that.

“No, Damian. There’s no arguing with me. We’re going. It’ll be good for both of us. And the movie is supposed to be a really good one… Damian. Damian… Absolutely not. No. You are coming with us or you’re staying with Alfred all night. You’re not allowed out after dark alone… Well I'm not your father… Of course I trust you, but I'm not going to let you go out without me… It has nothing to do with your age… Damian! We’re going because I said so!”

I could only hear Dick’s half of the conversation because Damian wasn’t a loud talker, but I could hear muffled noises that I couldn’t fathom into words from Damian’s end of the call.

“Damian, don’t yell at me in Arabic. I can’t speak it very well, but I know what you’re saying,” Dick said calmly. “Calm down, kiddo. It’s one night. It’s not a crime to have fun once in a while.”

There was a long pause. A smile split up Dick’s face.

“Great. We’ll come get you when school gets out and then go to dinner then the movie! This’ll be fun! Bye kiddo! Tell your teacher I said hi!” He hung up. “He’s gonna go!”

“Oh good!” I replied excitedly. “I hope this’ll help you destress.”

“I think it will,” Dick said. He gave me a hug. “Thanks for convincing me.”

“Glad I could,” I said with a grin.

^^^^^

One week later…

I stumbled into my apartment, tired after the end of a long day at work.

And shrieked.

Batman was lying on my couch, cowl on, so tall his legs had to go up on the arm, and apparently unconscious. Robin was standing behind the sofa, hostile on my entry but relaxing almost immediately. His hood was up, as usual, and I couldn’t really see his face in the darkness. “I apologize for the intrusion,” Robin said, so small and youthful that I wondered—not for the first time—how old he was and why he was allowed to fight crime all night. “I could not drag him very far. We were nearby and he said he trusted you.”

I scrunched my eyebrows. “Trusted me”? How did Batman even know me?

“Um…” I said. “What happened to him?”

Robin looked down at the face of the man on my sofa. “Gun-shot wound to the shoulder. I could not get him back to the Batmobile to take him to proper medical attention. I was hoping you might be able to assist. If need be, I can give you my comm receiver so that our medic can advise you through the process.”

I took a step closer and saw the hole in Batman’s body armor, just below the edge of his collarbone on his right shoulder. The bullet was plugging it up from bleeding too hard but it was still glistening with red in the low light.

I flicked the lights on. Robin whirled around, hiding his face from me and tugging his hood so his face was hidden more deeply in it.

I crossed to my fridge and pulled out a bottle of Gatorade that I’d basically been saving until the next time I was stupid enough to try and go out on a run. Ignoring Robin’s continuing attempts to hide his face from me, I handed him the bottle. “He’s gonna need this when he wakes up,” I said.

“He’s not unconscious, miss,” Robin said. “He has retreated.”

“I don’t know what that means,” I said, moving back to the kitchen for my First Aid kit.

“His mind has gone so far into itself he’s practically lost consciousness. It dulls the pain. But he can still be brought out if necessary,” Robin explained. I grabbed the First Aid kit and went back to my sofa.

“Okay, I can’t work around the body armor so we’re going to have to take off at least the t—” I halted in my tracks, recognizing the face of the man in front of me. The First Aid kit fell from my hands and dropped onto the carpet. “Dick?!” I demanded.

Robin froze, every visible muscle bristling, back still mostly to me. I looked up at him. He’d whirled around.

“How do you—?” Robin began.

“Stand down, Robin,” Batman ordered, in a familiar voice with an unfamiliarly sharp tone.

I looked down at Batman.

Sharp blue eyes appeared from behind the cowl. Blue eyes that I would recognize anywhere. “Hey,” he rasped.

“Oh my gosh,” I muttered. I dropped to my knees to grab the First Aid kit and put my face right up close to Batman’s. “Dick? Really?”

“Surpriiiiise,” he said sluggishly.

I looked up at Robin. “Help me get the body armor off,” I ordered.

Robin glowered at me but complied. I still couldn’t see his face because of his hood but that didn’t bother me.

The young sidekick and I stripped off the top of the suit to reveal a thin baby blue T-shirt underneath. The cowl and cape attached to it were still on Dick’s head because I didn’t need them to be removed. I cut the T-shirt away. “Sorry Dick,” I muttered as I bared his shoulder.

“No problem. It’s just an undershirt,” he mumbled.

“I'm going to pull the bullet out and then stitch you up, okay?” I said to Dick, threading the suture needle. “You’re not going to die, but it’ll hurt like crap.”

He tilted his head and shrugged his good shoulder. “What else is new?” he asked.

I looked up at Robin. “The second the bullet is clear, put this dish towel on his shoulder and apply pressure until I can stitch it up,” I instructed.

“Are you even qualified for this?” Robin demanded.

“Dude, my dad is a surgeon. He’s been teaching me things like this since I could hold a needle and not stab myself with it on accident,” I retorted. “Legally, maybe not. But I know what I'm doing.”

“Mkay,” Dick mumbled as Robin begrudgingly accepted the dish towel I handed him.

“Okay. This is gonna hurt. But you’re gonna be okay,” I said, grabbing the big tweezers—that were really more like scissors based on their appearance—and dabbing blood out of the way so I could see better. “I'm sorry I don’t have any anesthesia.”

“‘S fine,” Dick slurred, wincing in pain as I held his shoulder still with my free hand. “Jus’ get it over with.”

“Okay. On three. One—” I stuck the tweezers in, snagged the bullet, and yanked it out. Dick cried out in pain, his entire body going rigid. Robin let Batman squeeze his hand, Robin’s other hand already applying pressure to the now oozing GSW. “‘Kay, Robin. Let it go when I say. I'm going to disinfect it and stitch it up pretty quickly but it’ll be effective. Release the pressure… now!”

Robin removed the dish towel. I immediately began to disinfect the wound with some alcoholic disinfectant and then stitched it up while Dick grunted and groaned and tried not to. I could feel him stifling the noises he wanted to make at the pain.

Once the GSW was all stitched closed, I disinfected the outside, cleaned it up, and pressed gauze to it and taped it down, dressing it and sealing it so it wouldn’t get infected. “That’s the best I can do,” I said. “But it should be enough. Robin, the Gatorade.”

The kid pressed the bottle into Dick’s good hand and helped me sit him up.

“Elevating his legs like that when I came in was a bad idea,” I said to Robin as Dick tore his cowl off and drank half the bottle. He threw the cape and cowl off to the side, on top of the heap that was the top half of his body armor. “You sent the blood out of his legs and up toward his heart and his injury. Next time, keep him sat up and on the uninjured side to keep as much blood away from it as possible so the likelihood of bleeding out goes down.”

“Apologies,” Robin said.

I snickered as I cleaned up the mess my First Aid kit had become. “He talks like Damian,” I muttered to myself. I got up and put the kit away under my sink before returning to the sofa. I sat on the coffee table. “So. Batman and Robin, huh?” I smiled.

Dick gave me a guilty look. “Yeah, I, uh…”

“You don’t have to explain yourself to me. I would have done the same,” I said. “Now. I have a really heavy-duty painkiller that I keep on hand for my migraines. Want one? It’ll make you really drowsy so it’s your choice.”

Dick put his good hand on his bad shoulder for a moment and winced. “Yeah. That’d be great.”

I got up and went into my bathroom where I got a pill out of a bottle in my medicine cabinet. When I returned to the living room, Dick and Robin were talking with their heads close together. I handed the pill to Dick. “Here you go,” I said.

“Thank you,” he said, throwing it in his mouth and taking a swig of the Gatorade. “How long is it going to need to take effect?”

“It’s pretty quick. You won’t be driving the Batmobile tonight,” I said. “You’re both welcome to stay here. I have a couple of blowup mattresses and you’re welcome to take the bed—”

“Absolutely not,” Dick said. “We intruded on your home. And honestly I don’t feel like getting up… I'm fine on the couch.”

“Dick—”

“No. It’s okay. Really.” He glanced over his shoulder at where Robin had taken up a position at the window, glowering out at the night with his arms folded. “Robin, you alright to stay here for the night?”

“S’pose,” Robin said. “What’s one night?”

“That’s a good bird,” Dick muttered distractedly with another wince and hiss of pain. “Mind if I get some shut-eye?”

“Not at all,” I said.

“No,” Robin said curtly.

Dick bedded down on the sofa, lying on his uninjured side. I threw a blanket over him. “Mm. Thank you.”

“No problem. Get some rest Dick. We’ll talk in the morning.”

“Yeah. Talk…” He closed his eyes and relaxed.

“Robin?” I asked. “You’re welcome to shower. You can take my bed. I have a blowup—”

“Did you not hear Grays—Batman? We intruded, madam. One night on a blowup mattress will not do me any harm. However, I will gratefully accept your offer to freshen up,” Robin interrupted.

I nodded to the bathroom. Robin gave me a curt nod of thanks and strode inside. After a few moments I heard the shower turn on.

I brushed some of Dick’s messy, sweaty hair out of his face.

He caught my hand and pressed it against his cheek. “Thank you. You really did a lot for me.”

“You’re welcome. I'm just sorry you didn’t tell me sooner.”

“Didn’t want you to worry about me. And I wanted… to keep you… safe. Less you knew… the better.”

“Why?”

“I love you… don’t want you to be… in danger…” He sighed and drifted off to sleep.

I froze, my hand still in Dick’s slack grip. “What?” I breathed.

I pulled my hand out of Dick’s and pulled out the air mattress from where it hid in one of my lower cupboards. I got started blowing it up. It was loud, but Dick didn’t wake up. I sat there with a clamp over the button and stared across the living room at Dick’s sleeping form. He was handsome, and more peaceful when he slept than I’d ever seen him while awake. What did he mean, he loved me? Was he meaning platonically? We were good friends… And Dick was Batman! Him calling me a “civilian friend” made so much more sense now. Batman. Seriously.

I threw a couple blankets and a pillow on the air mattress before going to bed, exhausted in more ways than one.

^^^^^

I woke up to a gentle hand brushing my hair out of my face. “Psst! Wake up!” a familiar voice hissed. I sucked in a deep breath.

Dick was leaning over me with a smile, a new T-shirt on, and his arm in a sling.

“Hey,” he greeted softly.

I stretched and sat up. “Hi,” I replied.

“Thanks for last night. Sorry I must have freaked you out.”

I shrugged. “It’s no problem. I did what I could.”

Dick sat on my bed next to me. “About what I said before I fell asleep.”

“Which thing?”

“That I loved you.”

“Right.”

“I didn’t mean for you to find any of this out this way. I always thought I’d tell you I loved you first, and then decide when to tell you about the other half of my life later, if at all, depending on what happened with our relationship.”

“When you say you love me, how do you mean?” I asked.

“Romantically. I’ve had a crush on you for ages.”

I let out a breath. “Dick, I, uh—”

“It’s okay. The last twelve hours have been full of a lot of stress for you. But when you’re ready to talk about it, I'm ready.” He gave me a hug with his good arm, his nose burying in my hair the way it always did when he hugged me. “I gotta go. Duty calls. Thank you for all of your help.”

“Feel better, Dick,” I said.

He grinned as he got off the bed and moved to leave. “I will. I already do.” He swung out of my room on his good arm.

^^^^^

“Hey!” Dick exclaimed as I turned up on his front door later the same day. His arm was still in a sling, but he looked bright and cheery as ever.

I threw my arms around him, being careful of his injury. “Richard John Grayson, I love you and last night I was terrified I was going to lose you,” I breathed into his shirt. He held onto me with one arm, his face against my hair. I heard a surprised, relieved sigh and felt it flutter my hair.

“You’re not going to lose me. Not yet,” he promised, squeezing me tighter. I felt him kiss the top of my head.

“Grayson, what is going o—Oh,” Damian said over Dick’s shoulder. “Your romantic interest. Pardon me.” He went back to wherever he’d come from.

Dick chuckled. “Never one to let a moment go uninterrupted, Damian,” he muttered.

I grinned and pulled away from the hug to look him in the face. “Promise me you’re okay?” I asked.

“Darling, if you wanted, right now I could fly,” he promised.

#Something's Up With Batman #Version 2 #Something's Up With Batman Version 2 #Dick Grayson #Dick Grayson Imagine #Dick Grayson FanFiction #Batman #Batman Imagine #Batman FanFiction #DC #DC Imagine #DC FanFiction #BatFam #BatFam Imagine #BatFam FanFiction #featuring #Damian Wayne #Robin

34 notes · View notes

anqelkoo · 6 years

Text

anonymous said: tag your mutuals as stray kids songs!

uhh so I don't have friends so this'll be short lmao

@nospecificfandom I dedicate 2 songs to you my friend... Grr (총량의 법칙) & Awaken (one of my favs heh♡) because I kind of get them tough/ bad ass vibes from reading your tags and talking to you, correct me if I'm wrong tho! 💘

@softlyjungwoo ah the sweetest fluff ball.. so I can't do anything else except for dedicating you the song Young Wings ( 어린 날개) because it just reminds me a lot of you & yes idk ily💘

@nctwillruletheworldx there we go.. this cutipie. So I know you're a '02 liner so I thought that School Life would fit you pretty well (cuz of school obv) but I also would dedicate Hellevator to you, because I know that it's tough sometimes but I promise you'll get through it💘

@bubsjinnie you sweet potato you. As you said in one of your tags, District 9 's one of your favourite songs so imma say this one, but also YAYAYA because duh you're the most adorable cutie pie ever. what should I do hoo

@bbytaechim heLlO hElLo my love, so obviously I need to dedicate Glow & Mixtape #1 to you because idk you still seem kind of mysterious to me? if you know what I mean? but you are an amazing person and Mixtape #1 (Placebo y'know) just has this happy vibe and so yeah:3💘

@pikachulein she's the most hardworking human I know and she always cares for others & she's just a ball of sunshine okay. and the only song I can asocciate you with is Grow up (잘 하고 있어) (means: You're doing well. This song means a lot to me because this song came out when i needed it the most, and i think you could need it as well because i know that you're facing a few difficulties I your life but you'll get through it! 내가 곁에 있을게! ( which means, like, I'll be by your side y'know. lyrics from the song lololo) but that's not it girl, I also dedicate Mirror to you because I know about your insecurities and stuff and this song just kind of spoke to me about you and yes.. ily💘

@naega-naega-anya ma friend it's me yA GURL MAY I know you just recently created this acc but Idc you gotta bear with me from now🤷‍♀️ so you're the biggest SKz fan that i know and you'd die for these dorks at any second same tho and Chan means like the world to you, so I, of course, have to dedicate you your favourite songs Glow & Rock (돌) but that'S NOT IT. I also have to dedicate you our favourite song by 3Racha, and that's be Start Line (MY jam) & Broken Compass because duh my name aiN'T BYUNGCHAN. NEVER WAS NEVER WILL. so yeah ily bitch💘

PEACE OUT🤘✌

xoxo

#tag #taaag #My name ain't BYUNGCHAN #NEVER WAS NEVER WILL #I SHOULD STOP DOING THIS #why do I scream #*ehem* my apology #I'll leave now #bye #🤘

22 notes · View notes

ocean-butch · 6 years

Note

Hellllo :)) 10-150 if you’re up for a challenge Goodluck 😁

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?“i rlly hope he’s the murderer”

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?molecules, HNLY, wanna be missed, let it be, and what i need, all from Expectations by hayley kiyoko

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?yes ofc

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?luck yes miracles no

15. What good thing happened this summer?idk i had a good time, i traveled, it was fun!

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?i never kissed anyone besides boys so nah

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?ofc i mean cmon who doesnt know that

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?yes!! i love her dearly and shes a great friend

19. Do you like bubble baths?OFC

20. Do you like your neighbors?i dont rlly know them tbh

21. What are you bad habits?isolating myself and basically everything i do

22. Where would you like to travel?everywhere but mainly atlanta bc i wanna meetmy best friend

23. Do you have trust issues?nah i trust too easily

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?the feeling of getting home

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?all of it tbh

26. What do you do when you wake up?check my phone, usually tumblr first

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?nah im good

28. Who are you most comfortable around?not really ””around”” but abby

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?once yeah, but then she broke up w me again LMAO

30. Do you ever want to get married?OBVIOUSLY CAN U IMAGINE HAVING A WIFE I MEAN WOW WHAT A DREAM

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?not really, only if its just the top

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?kay awkward imma skip that cuz im a minor

33. Spell your name with your chin.vabfirls (its supposed to be gabriela lol)

34. Do you play sports? What sports?i know how to play soccer and volley and some other shit but i dont really actually play them. however, i do snowboard.

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?tv, i actually didnt have a tv until 2 months ago (but i did have them when i lived w my dad)

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?yep

37. What do you say during awkward silences?idk i just try to come up w something, it could be anything depending on the person

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?someone funny, who is easy to talk to and is passionate and caring. someone who’ll show me that i mean everything to them and who isnt scared to be affectionate. i have a tag for this called “my dream girl” so its all there

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?i dont shop like at all so basically starbucks lmao

40. What do you want to do after high school?move out of this awful country

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?im not sure. maybe, but not always with the same person. but tbqh probably not everyone

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?it can mean a lot of thigs, but usually that im rlly depressed/lonely

43. Do you smile at strangers?yes!!

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?both tf (but i’ve already been to the bottom of the ocean many times so getting to know space would be pretty fucking cool)

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?the thought of not having to go to school anymore in like 7 months if i just get this right

46. What are you paranoid about?e v e r y t h i n g but mostly ppl hating me and leaving me

47. Have you ever been high?nope

48. Have you ever been drunk?nope

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?i dont think so no

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?dark blue

51. Ever wished you were someone else?all the time dude

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?myself lmao

53. Favourite makeup brand? i dont rlly know any makeup brands tbh i dont use it

54. Favourite store?again, starbucks

55. Favourite blog?oh noooo this is too specific there are too many but i guess i’d put my best friend bc her blog is awesome and yall should follow her its @saveabby

56. Favourite colour?blue & purple

57. Favourite food?sushi!!!!!!!!!!!!

58. Last thing you ate?açaí

59. First thing you ate this morning?a cereal bar? is this what theyre called?? im not sure

60. Ever won a competition? For what?yeah i guess some school things about sports n shit when i was younger

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?god no im a good student

62. Been arrested? For what?JESUS CHILL IM 16

63. Ever been in love?yes

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?actually i dont remember i was young and it was at a time where 3 boys liked me and i kinda dated (like kid dating but still) 2 of them and i dont remember which one was first BUT it doesnt matter bc i dont like to count kissing boys so i havent had one yet

65. Are you hungry right now?always lmao

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?well i like different people in different degrees, some being from tumblr, some being from irl. its a mixed list.

67. Facebook or Twitter?twitter duh

68. Twitter or Tumblr?tumblr

69. Are you watching tv right now?almost, im watching psych on my laptop

70. Names of your bestfriends?abby from tumblr, marie irl

71. Craving something? What?yes, chocolate

72. What colour are your towels?theres a green one, a blue one and a white one

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?it can vary from 0 to 3

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?very rarely but its bc theyre at my room at my dad’s place and even when i sleep there i usually sleep at my brother’s room but i do like stuffed animals

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?not many, maybe 3 idk

75. Favourite animal?felinesss

76. What colour is your underwear?im not wearing any but dont go thinking shit, im just on my pjs

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?it depends but in general chocolate

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?its like a chocolate shavings thing that we have in brazil. idk if they have it in other countries and if they do idk what its called

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?white

80. What colour pants?no pants jeez

81. Favourite tv show?X-FILES

82. Favourite movie?SNXJSNXKSNSJSJDJSJXJS P R I D E & P R E J U D I C E (2005) PNP OKAY PRIDE & PREJUDICE THANK U FOR THIS QUESTION

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?i dont think i’ve seen the 2nd

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?21 jump street

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?i only watched that movie once and i dont remember much about it tbh

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?dory

87. First person you talked to today?melissa

88. Last person you talked to today?until now it was elle

89. Name a person you hate?donald trump

90. Name a person you love?guess? thats right, abby

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?not especially but i’m always wanting to punch my dad tbh

92. In a fight with someone?what?? if u mean “ever been…” then yes, my brother

93. How many sweatpants do you have?none :((

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?oooo a lot, but i only use 1 bc its my fave

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?“One evening at dusk, I came upon my friend.”

#omg i did it #mine #answered #anon

1 note · View note