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c0mbatchameleon · 2 months
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James going for an eye exam/checkup and the optometrist is some new young guy who’s all stone-faced business, barely looking at him, flipping through paper work, “are you having any problems with your current glasses,” etc and James is just stumbling over his words practically drooling at this man and also flirting unashamedly with terribly cheesy lines. Something about “the eyes are the windows to the soul you know? see anything you like in mine?” and reg’s just like “well your vision sucks so they’re pretty shit windows if you ask me” and then he watches James’ pupils dilate cartoonishly in response and is like where did this man come from and why does he clearly have a degradation kink of some sort. And then he does the thing where he makes James look at him while he moves his finger back and forth to test his peripheral vision or whatever but James keeps accidentally following his hand instead of looking straight ahead because he’s getting distracted by all the rings and picturing how they’d feel on him and and Regulus is like “please for the love of god just look at me” and James is like “oh I’ve been” and then he finally averts his attention from his hands but now he’s just staring into his eyes, jaw slack, down bad and regulus is like “okay can you see my finger still. Mr. Potter. Mr. Potter are you listening to me.” and James is just mumbling “oh I’m listening baby I’m all ears” and it’s the longest fucking checkup regulus has ever had to give but he secretly doesn’t actually mind at all
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gaymergirlie · 7 months
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If I had a nickel for every time I’ve fallen headfirst into shipping a flirty ace-coded high elf with daddy issues with a neurodivergent wizard nerd with a cat I’d have two nickels.
Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice.
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raaorqtpbpdy · 9 months
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You know, there’s a lot of psychologist Jazz content around, and I enjoy it, but I’ve actually never read a fic where she’s a brain surgeon, the career she canonically wants. They may be out there but I’ve never seen one, and I read a lot of fic.
I’m not necessarily complaining. This is just an observation. It does make sense that she could start out wanting to be a brain surgeon and discover that she would actually prefer to become a psychologist and not have to get into the ooey-gooey of physically poking around in people’s brains, and it suits her and all that.
However, I do think there’s some missed angst potential here in the dissection/vivisection fandom as to why Jazz might decide to change her mind about wanting to cut people’s heads open.
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blaithnne · 1 month
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A while ago, @ai-higurashi suggested that Duckworth’s demon form was not a result of him being a ghost, but just something he could do anyways. I’ve been obsessed with that ever since and have FINALLY been able to visualise it — meet 60s era human Duckworth!
I based his demon form off a canine, instead of a sheep like in canon. Also his first name is based off a running gag from an old since deleted fic of mine lol. ALSO I still can’t decide on Beakleys colours, bear with me here.
Meet the Cast!
╰┈➤ Canon ☄. *. ⋆
→ Scrooge McDuff → Matilda McDuff → Hortense McDuff → Goldie O'Gilt → Bentina Beakley → LÙ Huifen (pre-caseflies) → LÙ Huifen (post-casefiles)
╰┈➤ OCs ☄. *. ⋆
→ Lucrais NicRiada
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secondstar-acorn · 2 months
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Happy Valentine’s Day from the s1 daddies!
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ir0npvrker · 2 years
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happy: if a stranger came up to you and said "i'm your dad's friend, he told me to pick you up" what would you say?
peter: i'd say "you're lying, my dad doesn't have any friends!"
tony:
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bongwateriero · 1 year
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have you guys heard of this
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umbershift · 8 months
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thwackk · 11 months
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part of a longass old man halbarry comic i never finished
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crybaby-bkg · 1 year
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I think Bakugou likes being babied, even if it’s just a little bit. Acts like you’re such a bother whenever you coo over him, but pouts even harder when you don’t.
Likes when he’s eating and admittedly talking the entire time, distracted with his fussing about how Denki screwed up his capture today. Doesn’t realize that there’s a bit of sauce or crumbs in the corner of his mouth or under his bottom lip or on his chin. You don’t stop him, just reach forward with an out stretched thumb, wiping it away, listen to how his words die in his throat at the act. You lick your thumb clean, nodding, telling him to continue, and he’s so flustered and huffy about it that he forgets where he left off and starts all over again.
Likes when you comb your fingers through his hair as you wash it, despite smacking you away and telling you he can do it himself. Tells you he doesn’t need you to comb it out after the shower, but sits there on the seat of the toilet and lets you, holds your hips in his hands. His eyes are closed and his jaw is relaxed as you comb through the strands, even parting it down the middle to make fun of how funny he looks this way.
Likes when you spoon feed him on days where he’s really tired from hero work. When you feed him bites of his food, holding a hand under his chin to catch the crumbs, pecking his cheeks when he chews. Asking him, “good?” every few bites when he hums, smile when he grumbles about it just being “okay.”
Likes when you pat and rub him to sleep. His face buried in your neck and his body wrapped right around you, your hand smoothing circles into his bare skin until his eyes flutter. Rubbing at his jaw and scratching at his scruff, skimming your fingers soothingly along his strong shoulder blades until they relax into pure putty beneath you. When you hum to him, singing like some mama putting her baby to sleep, and he finds it embarrassing, but it always helps him fall asleep again after a nightmare pulls him from slumber.
He just likes being babied by you in return for how much he does the same for you. Secretly very spoiled, but if you tell him that, he’ll turn his nose up at you, while also demanding you pat him to sleep again tonight in case the terrors come again.
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inkandpaintleopard · 3 months
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UM TODAY/YESTERDAY IS/WAS PIGGY’S BIRTHDAY AND I AM ASHAMED THAT I DIDN’T HAVE ANYTHING PLANNED SO HAVE SOME STUFF I DID LIKE A WEEK AGO AND FORGOT ABOUT
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AS WELL AS STUFF I DID TODAY, JUST BY GUT FEELING, WITHOUT REALIZING AT FIRST THAT IT ACTUALLY WAS RELATED TO THE DAY
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I had of course played Piggy earlier, and I found out that Mansion still hadn’t been removed, so of course I played it, and I suck at it, but I think Skid and Pump would THRIVE there
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booksandpaperss · 11 months
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the stancy-mleven parallels are primarily to show that Mike isn’t in love with El but feels like he has to be due to guilt and societal pressure. beyond that Mike and Nancy’s situations are actually very different pls understand this
also I did the thing where I wrote a bunch of analysis stuff in the tags that are actually just. better in the post so I’m just gonna put a screenshot again lmao whoops
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anouri · 1 year
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get you a girl whose executive dysfunction is so bad they procrastinate watching tv
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starseaweed · 1 month
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Part two is here! It was originally just one big block of text that I’ve split into smaller sections, and this comes directly after the first piece so the previous part is very necessary for understanding what’s happening!
~ Despite his habits, Loud continued to survive, and so Mono and Six kept following him. Making sure to always stay out of sight, while getting to see many things. Monsters, like a large Adult that marched forward with boots even louder than Loud. And more not-Adults, two that died, and one that stayed with Loud for a little while.
Six had pointed at Loud and the one that stayed, comparing the pair to themselves. She seemed to think she was like the other not-adult, a woman with dark glasses and a cool temperament. Nose wrinkled under his bag, Mono had shaken his head. The woman had saved Loud from the Adults, just like how Mono saved Six many times. Until Loud saved the woman, hurting himself in the process.
Six had folded her arms and smirked, but Mono was more concerned for their guide. They needed to keep moving, and Loud was their way forward. Without him, they had no defense against the twisted Adults that came by. If he wasn’t going to move, they had to just continue on without him.
He seemed soundly asleep, at least for now. His body slumped and unmoving against the wall where the glasses woman had carefully laid him. Mono, still debating what to do, failed to notice Six approaching Loud. She kicked him once to see if he was still alive.
Turning around, Mono saw her standing right next to Loud’s boot and panicked. “Oi…!” What are you doing?! Six gestured. “…ahh.” He has weapons we can use.
Spreading his arms wide and pointing, Mono indicated, He’s still alive. Then he tilted his head. How would we use his weapons?! You can barely hold one of those round things! “Fight.” She crossed her arms. He has lots of weapons. I’ll find something.
With that, she started poking around the unconscious not-Adult, and Mono sighed. Well, he had been wanting to pocket one of the keys Loud had held onto, plus the not-adult seemed firmly asleep. Shaking himself, Mono clambered out of the vent he’d been hiding in, and nervously paced up to Loud. Though the glasses woman had bandaged his wound, it still looked pretty serious. Maybe this would be fine, after all?
As his partner started pulling out the ammunition from Loud’s weaponry, Mono started digging through numerous oversized pockets. He pulled out bundles of plants, spare ammunition, a knife… But where was the key? Staring up at the imposing not-Adult’s figure, Mono inhaled, and clambered on top of him. “Oi!” Six gasped. Are you crazy? He grunted in response as he peeled open a satchel. This was your idea! A little “Ah.” escaped his lips when he finally found the key.
Grabbing a weapon similar to the round exploding one she liked, Six did her best to motion while her arms were full. “Hey!” You got the stupid key. Let’s go!
“Okay.” I’m going, I’m going! Mono huffed, realizing that the fancy key wouldn’t fit under his coat like the others. He’d just have to carry it with both hands. As he slipped his way down Loud’s sleeping form, he kept a tight hold of it, right up until he dropped back to the floor.
The key clattered, and he bit his tongue. With a groan, Loud shifted, his arm almost knocking into Mono. “Ah!” Holding her new weapon tight, Six turned around. You dummy! Mono fumbled with the key for a second, before picking it up and dashing in her direction. He could hear Loud mumbling something, before the not-Adult sucked in a breath.
“Ada?” ~
What do you think? I wanted to have Mono and Six communicating, but that clashes with the original games’ lack of dialogue. The heavy silence is a big part of the atmosphere, and the children had no one to teach them proper language, so they use mostly non-verbal ques! First | Next
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Percy: Amphtrite: ... *scoff* ... Percy: Listen, I know it's messed up that Poseidon cheated on you with my mom— Amphitrite: You jumped my father. Percy: ... what? Amphitrite: You tried to tie him into a knot. Percy: Literally, what are y– oh my gods. Amphitrite: Do you enjoy attacking poor old men, Perseus? Percy: I had a question! Amphitrite: Google it! Percy: WIKIPEDIA WOULDN'T HAVE TOLD ME WHERE THE BANE OF OLYMPUS WAS
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hyperfixating-chic · 2 months
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Ro: Last night I found out Keefe is a sleep talker. 
Sophie: Oh, really?  
Ro: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.
Sophie: ohhhhhh that’s where the black eye came from.
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