#in summary:

[rabidline]

ALL JAPAN FIGURE SKATING CHAMPIONSHIPS (2011 - 2023) 全日本フィギュアスケート選手権 SHOMA UNO // 宇野昌磨 13 CONSECUTIVE PARTICIPATION AT SENIOR NATIONALS 10 CONSECUTIVE SENIOR NATIONALS PODIUM 6 SENIOR JAPAN NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP TITLES

#shoma uno #figure skating #fs #japan nationals #japan nationals 2023 #jnats #jnats 2023 #in summary: #shoma has competed at senior japan nationals exactly half his lifespan (he's 26; he's completed 13 nationals); and #shoma has stood on senior nationals podium consecutively for a whole decade

[peaches2217]

your mareach family headcanons are everything. they're so cute! i wonder, how would luigi and peasley take to being uncles? would they even start wanting one of their own, or will they just pledge themselves to be the best uncles this kid has ever had?

I am so happy someone's actually interested in my Uncle Luisley concepts because I keep having to omit Peasley for the sake of wider applicability and I am so ready to not do that

(@mrspockify if it's okay, I'd like to use this post to answer this ask of yours too, since there's so much overlap!)

Luigi, of course, is absolutely thrilled. Mario has wanted kids pretty much his whole life; now he's getting that chance, and Luigi's gonna have a little niece/nephew/nibling, and by their power combined that's gonna be the safest and most spoiled kid in existence! There's a lot of jumping and shaking each other and whooping and hugging and it's just an absolute spectacle. (I... may or may not have a fic in the works. 👀)

Since he's Prince Consort of the Beanbean Kingdom, Luigi lives about an hour's flight from Toad Town. He visits regularly to bring gifts or to make sure Mario's not running himself into the ground worrying over Peach's health or just to see what else he can do because he's so excited! Whenever he's home, he'll often make checklists of things the parents-to-be may or may not need and set out to gather everything before his next visit, be it practical items like bedding or nursery supplies or more sentimental offerings like a collection of their mother's best recipes (Peach has been wanting those recipes for ages now, so really it's long overdue). He even briefly tries to take up sewing so he can make the tot some clothes (with... disastrous results, admittedly. Such a tiny needle... so much blood...).

Peasley's initially a lot more indifferent to the prospect of being an uncle. He's happy for their friends, truly, but the news doesn't stir him the way it does his husband. But he doesn't remain indifferent for long, and that's because Luigi is absolutely radiant when discussing/performing his perceived duties as an uncle. Peasley worships the very ground he walks upon. Anything that makes Luigi this happy is bound to make him equally happy in short order.

Being an only child (and a little out-of-touch if we're being honest), he has no idea what being an uncle even entails, so he just goes along with all of Luigi's ideas: bedding? He'll have a dozen hand-stitched silken pillows and blankets commissioned because the little royal deserves only the best! A cookbook? He'll have one penned by a professional scribe on the finest parchment, because Mama Mario's legacy shan't be recorded on anything less! They're wanting name suggestions? How about we spend the whole night tossing ideas back and forth, my love? There's a dusty old parlor a few halls down; let's turn it into a nursery so the baby will have a comfortable place to stay should babysitting duties befall us! Admittedly it's still less about wanting to be a good uncle and more about ensuring all of Luigi's desires are fulfilled to the utmost, but hey, he's still a great future uncle by proxy, so that's what counts, right? 😆

They do inevitably discuss having children of their own somewhere along the line, what with the topic being so relevant now. They will at some point need to produce an heir, biological or adopted or unrelated yet entrusted with the title (Peasley is trans, meaning biological children is an option for them). That said, they ultimately decide they're happiest on their own for now; if they decide they want a child somewhere down the line, then that's a bridge they'll cross when they come to it. They've got a good fifty years, stars willing, before they have to worry about who will take over after Peasley, so they're not in any rush.

Queen Bean, on the other hand, isn't getting any younger, and the Mushroom Kingdom's upcoming arrival is a stark reminder of that. Her son and son-in-law proudly show her the parlor-turned-nursery that they've spent weeks renovating, and as they prattle on about all of the luxuries they've equipped it with for a baby that's not even their own, she can't help but feel exasperated.

She pulls her boys in for a hug, anchoring a massive hand on each of their shoulders so they can't run away. "I trust this nursery will one day serve my grandchildren, yes?"

Peasley shoots Luigi an apologetic look, fighting back a wince. Luigi's just trying not to laugh. "We're... discussing it, mother," Peasley finally says.

The Queen smiles placidly and pats them both. "Discuss it faster."

#in summary: #luigi is hella gratuitous in his excitement and peasley is his enabler #they’re both going to be incredible uncles 😌 #peaches has opinions #tw pregnancy #luisley

[cindersart]

not a single crow stopped jesper from punching kaz w/ a bare fist because every single one of them wanted someone to do it. they all wanted to see someone smack that fiend. it wasnt stated explicitly but the vibe was there. every single one of them went “jesper deserves this” and i think that they were right

#to be clear i love kaz! but he deserved it #please do not ask why unless u wanna hear a whole essay on The Many Microaggressions Of Kaz Brekker #And Why They Are Inappropriate #also jesper has best friend privilege if anyone else did it #anyone else in all of ketterdam #kaz woulda done worse #in summary: #1) jesper deserved to dish it out after taking this nonsense for 2 books and 2) he has a get out of kaz's bullshit free card #fellas the closer we get to s2 the higher my anxiety goes

[landwriter]

fic trope tiers 📈

Thanks for tagging me, @moorishflower! I have graded on a curve because otherwise this would be very lopsided and it was a fun thought excercise to sort by "Would I rather read X or Y?". All rows are ranked with highest left, lowest right. Brutally honest rather than trying to conceal the fact I love reading useless friends and contrived intimacy (directly related) and hate pregnancy and determinism, which we will not be examining further (it's the loss of agency).

Surprised to be feeling the tragedy right now (definitely not related to a current project) because I did not expect to be putting Unhappy Ending or Major Character Death so high? But those top four are the top four of my HEART. I will fight all challenges to my S-Tier outside, whenever, wherever.

Passing along the snap judgments to my pals @softest-punk @that-banhus @fishfingersandscarves @thirrith @fancy-rock-dove and anyone who wants to lay down their hot takes (tag me!). The tierlist maker is here!

#in summary: #local woman demands characters with the power to do anything they want doing close to nothing about it #until they are confronted repeatedly with their desires and battered by the universe into vulnerability and love #she would also like to Learn Facts during #the sandman #(bc this is fairly sandman specific tbh) #(love triangle was D until i remembered the corinthian and hob and dream all co-exist) #(however it's still weighted against every other love triangle that presumably doesn't end up in an insane hungry codependent mess)

[remwigmore]

Wolfpack is up for preorder!

The sequel to my verdant-yet-feral solarpunk novel Foxhunt, Wolfpack is crammed full of yearning, adventure, friendship, and, as one friend put it, Puritan names for the solarpunk age.

(stunning flawless cover by @layaart​ ) Wolfpack is:

even gayer than Book 1 somehow

even more trans too

full of found family for terrible people ... but maybe they can get better??

also full of opportunities to say ‘Orfeus, no’ in a soft yet appalled voice

It’s also a tiny bit like the Star Trek movie about whales or Titan A.E.? Which is to say I hope you like rewilding!! Wolfpack, out January 12th!

#foxhunt #wolfpack #vengeful wild #this completes the duology btw! :3 #and that other character .... who is he ...... #i am a simple creatures i look at orfeus's darling freckles and am moved nearly to weeping #I linked to the publisher's website bc support small presses buy indie and so on but it's up on ama*zon too and more places soon #anyway #in summary: #awoooo

[mick3yz]

Im like halfway through “Hey Melissa!” and this shit took a wild turn holy hell

#nightmare time #hey melissa #nmt #Hatchetfield #hatchetverse #in summary: #Spot monologue made me sad #melissa kind of kills it ngl (pun intended)

[narabea06]

An interaction that happened when i was getting enrolled into school today-

Me: So, yeah, I prefer Bea then my actual name, and my pronouns are they/them and she/her

Counselor, writing it down: Alright, thank you, and are you okay with her going by these pronouns and name?

Me:

My mom: ...Wait, me?- Yes?- Why would she need my permission-

Counselor: We have to ask, Im sorry-

My mom: ...Yes, Im fine with that, they know themselves better than I do-

Counselor: Alright, good, again, im sorry, Im told to ask that-

Me and my mom: ...Tf-

#in summary: #everyone should be like my mom- /hj

[andi-o-geyser]

a full SAGA of chaos choices at the diner in the centre of your mind

#so in summary: #coffee grounds; room temp vodka; the feeling of first having root beer; coffee and bacon; maple syrup; grenadine; and a calzone #they are all so insane and i love them for it #and also its such a perfect representation of a brain #bc like! yeah! that IS what my thoughts are bouncing between when i'm asked what i want for a meal! i am that fucking bonkers sometimes!! #dimension 20 #dimension 20 mentopolis #mentopolis #mentopolis spoilers #d20 #dnd #brennan lee mulligan #hunch curio #anastasia tension #conrad schintz #the fix #imedla pulse #dan fucks #alex song xia #hank green #danielle radford #freddy wong #siobhan thompson #mike trapp #d20 cast #long post #andis thought geyser

[devotion-between-the-wheat]

in love and de.epspace, the mc and the guys (except for one that's technically immortal), they have gone through various lifetimes together. and that's compelling, tragic and romantic even, depending on what happens.

but so far they all get to maintain their gender and appearance across their lifetimes, and that's fine. but for my spin of things, my si's edition of it all, I'm going to have there be actual variations between the lifetimes.

#in summary: #*hits you with the lazer beam that makes you bisexual and have a complex relationship with gender bc you recall your previous lives*

[merry-fagoland]

personas are the manifestation of ur true selves or some shit

#persona 3 #persona 4 #persona 5 #p3 #p4 #p5 #persona #persona series #🐁.txt #been a while since i played these summaries may be off

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Pt III good omens but i STILL SOMEHOW haven't watched it (and i'm increasingly passive aggressive)

i'm now basically held hostage adopted as mascot by this fandom. it's fine i'm fine *SIGNALS FOR HELP DESPERATELY*

Alright fuckers I swear this time I'm going to get some shit right. Without further ado, here's my third attempt at a good omens summary:

Everything everywhere is queer all at once

Angel Aziraphale and demon Crowley on earth likey each other

The car is a bentley and it is BLACK not silver and everyone is very upset about this. my bad yall it was reflecting light therefore i guessed more silver than black but I'm not Anish Kapoor take your black.

Then it is yellow, and aziraphale likes it. crowley preferred the black because he's a flamboyant emo.

God is a deadbeat absentee parent and you are all children of divorce.

There's a naked archangel and they cause problems for the husbands somehow. By being naked? By being an archangel? By being at their doorstep? Who knows not me

They were actually married for 6000 years, they just are the last to know about it.

Crowley is on fire. Like, he's slaying for sure, but also he is literally on fire, like Aziraphale's bookstore.

The actors like I said before are Michael Sheen and David Tennant but this is the place where I finally admit that I don't actually know who is whom. I'm going to assume Michael is Aziraphale because Michael sounds angel-y and David is Crowley because uh Michaelangelo made David and was gay for him.

Terry Pratchett is not fictional.

He co-wrote the book with @neil-gaiman, who IS fictional, because he does not have social media. Several of you have assured me that he is in fact a fandom inside joke. I like to think he would be proud of me.

They adopt a preteen and Crowley gives him bad advice.

At some point a baby was delivered to someone and was exchanged for the son of Satan. Idk if the baby is the preteen, or the son of satan is the preteen, or neither. This could be a fanfic, I have no way of differentiating the fanfic from canon on tumblr, except that the canon is weirder.

Crowley does not go down a chute. He goes down a telephone cord after making himself microscopic to pole dance on a pin with shroom-induced backgrounds.

During this his stage name is Disco Tony. Get it king go slay you're making better life choices than I am tbh.

Aziraphale is a biblically accurate angel, and you have all gone to extensive lengths to prove this to me. I understood nothing, but there you go.

It's all very queer, just like the fandom.

Crowley is a retired demon but he still sins by breaking the speed limit.

They eat at fancy restaurants and bicker but like in a sexual undercurrent way.

Crowley gives Aziraphale a private dance that is not a lap dance, it is an apology dance, but not in a kinky way, until it is.

Their haircuts keep changing and range from 'this is acceptable and gay' to 'i let a drunk chimpanzee take gardening shears and a blowtorch to my hair'

It's all ineffably queer my good fellows

Everyone keeps trying to convince me Neil Gaiman is the villain yeah no guys I know it's really you. Y'all be like 'SEASON TWO BROKE ME' and then you're making headcanons to make it sadder yeah I see you mmhm.

There is a final fifteen. It is sad. What is it? No one told me.

The demon turns goats into crows and the angel turns them back and then children are turned into newts (does the angel turn them back? who cares not yall) and the demon was the snake in the Eden garden and everyone's furry game seems to be on point.

There are a rather lot of children. I have not seen them. But I am assured they are there. They are, guys. I assume they were turned into the alcohol Aziraphale and Crowley drink or something.

There was an apocalypse plotline. It was averted. It is not important. You don't talk about plotlines in this fandom, no sir.

Crowley doesn't want to go to heaven. Aziraphale is sad.

The kiss is not nice, just like this fandom. It is queer, just like this fandom. It is sad and desperate and masochistic, just like this fandom.

Aziraphale doesn't want to stay back with Crowley. Crowley is sad.

Season 2 ends. Fandom is sad.

Everyone's sanity is hinging on the promise of a happy ending in season 3. Good luck guys.

Y'all better appreciate this. I can't even boast to my mother about this legacy of mine, hey mum your son has been held hostage kidnapped inducted into a cult adopted by a fandom he's not part of look he's winning at life.

#good omens #good omens fandom #ineffably queer #good omens summary #good ineffable omens #aziraphale #crowley #azirafell #aziracrow #azirowley #aziraphel #just tumblr things #masochistic fandom #we could have been us #tell me you said no #angel #demon #unforgivable #wall slam #6000 years of pining #queer #lgbtqia #accurately summarised good omens #reblog at your peril to ruin someone else's life #deadbeat parent #absentee parent #aka god #lot of gay eye contact #ineffable husbands #god's plan doesnt exist??

[aumael]

Kind of art summary for 2023. Or Good Omens art summary 😅

#good omens 2 #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #anthony j crowley #thin dark duke #aziracrow #crowley fanart #aziraphale fanart #good omens fanart #fanart #my art #artists on tumblr #drawing #dessin #graphite drawing #traditional art #david tennant #michael sheen #art summary #art summary 2023

[thatadhdmood]

@nutmegan17 on tiktoks eating tray hack

By keeping a tray full of no prepare necessary food, in the fridge it can be used to aid neurodivergent or fatigued people.

By putting food like, cheese and crackers, or whatever is a safe food for you personally on the tray, it can be taken easily to the couch or bed to be eaten from whenever you are hungry.

This prevents executive dysfunction or fatigue and any reason preventing you from eating. You need to care of yourself because everyone needs food to stay alive including you.

You deserve to eat even when on a bad brain day and are unable to prepare a meal for yourself.

If not having a full meal doesn't satisfy you, a snack may even give you the energy to make a full meal afterwards!

#i havent made a post in a while #the text below is not whats said in the video but rather my own text summary of the events of the video with my own thoughts #if someone would like to make a video description i will reblog it so it is accesible to everyone. i dont have enough spoons to #thatadhdmood #Autism tiktok #adhd tiktok #disability tiktok #adhd #actuallyadhd #actually adhd #autism #actually autism #actuallyautism #actually autistic #actuallyautistic #actually disabled #disability #disordered eating #tw eating issues #eating issues #disabled #fatigue #eating disorders #adhd hacks #adhd tips #autism tips #tiktok

[the-nihilistic-rhapsodaire]

Wooooo oooookkk I think I'm gonna take a lil break from the QSMP for a bit

Shit kinda got crazy with q!Forever and q!Foolish today and even tho I missed parts of the fight, I don't really want to watch the VODs for a good little while for my own sanity.

Btw fandom is kinda being toxic rn ngl but everyone pls remember that this is only rp for a block game and Forever also apologized to Foolish and Leo, said he was gonna tell Vegetta abt the incident (not the best idea I think, but at least he's honest), and explained some RP boundaries ooc, from my understanding.

While I enjoy the improv RP that's mostly been taking place in the server (makes it feel more authentic), I do believe that for major stuff like this, it should kinda be planned out off-stream and communication should take place before-hand. Because while this is roleplay, things will get heated and different ppl may have different interpretations of events.

Also, I do understand the characters' reactions being this heated right now. Especially q!Forever- although it doesn't excuse him hitting Leo- a child- man's been through a lot of shit the past couple days, and I think we all kinda forgot his slightly insane side from his early days on the server. It's just been amplified now that he's gone through trauma after trauma and betrayal after betrayal.

#qsmp #q!forever #foreverplayer #q!foolish #foolish gamers #leonarda the egg #qsmp leaonarda #q!vegetta #umm at least philza's stream was lowkey calming and hilarious #he was just mining with tallulah and chayanne most of the time lmao #in summary: #this is only rp for a block game #i dont think anyone's feelings actlly got hurt irl #hopefully #but regardless pls remember to respect the CCs #i just wish this whole cellbit villain arc was kinda communicated more thouroughly tbh #i'll tune in again tmrw but rn things on the server hve just been super stressful lately #yk what would rlly calm me down rn? #being emotionally devastated over infinity war and endgame for the billionth time lmaoo

[soaked-doors]

GOOD DEVILS GONE BAD

#chainsaw man #to my extremely niche audience of 2 ppl that get that GBGB is actually a csm song #aki hayakawa #denji #power #chainsaw man fanart #my art #no you really need to understand the entire TXT discography is actually a summary of chainsaw man

[dylsexai]

So we've gotten to the point where they have created camps where civilians, including children, are being lined up naked. I know I won't be able to convince anyone who still denies it's genocide. The reason I keep talking about this, and the you should keep talking about this, is so that these same people cheering on the fascists can't pretend they didn't know it was happening.

#genocide #concentration camps #children #summary executions #free palestine