Kirishima: I told mido his ears flush when he lies.
Bakugou: why the fuck would you tell him that?
Kirishima: Just Watch
Kirishima: hey mido! Do you love us 🥰
Midoriya: [covering his ears] NO!
Bakugou: ....
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eijirou and izuku: *dyeing kirishima’s hair. it is a mess.*
katsuki: it looks like you two committed a murder in here
eijirou: bakubro! i would never!
izuku: don’t worry, kacchan. it wasn’t anyone you’ll miss
katsuki: that’s worse. i hope you know that that is worse!
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Katsuki: Hey Deku you wanna date me and Shittyhair?
Izuku: Wait what?
Kirishima: Well? Answer the question Midobro.
Izuku: Uhhh sure?
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Bakugou: I'm not doing it.
Kirishima: You're doing it!
Bakugou: No! I'm not dressing up as a PowerPuff Girl!
Kirishima: You have to! It's what the fans want!
Bakugou: Deku tell this loser you don't want dress like a fucking PowerPuff Girl!
Midoriya: ...Can I be Bubbles?
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Kirishima: Did you and Midoriya have a fight?
Bakugou: Deku had a fight; I was just being perfectly reasonable
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Bakugou: *Applying eyeliner before a mission*
Midoriya: *watching him*
Kirishima, walking in: Hey Mido- what are you doing?
Midoriya, whispering: Shhh! Don’t interrupt his make-up routine, it’s art.
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Kirishima: Top reasons to date me?
Bakugou: Seeing someone hit on you
Kirishima: O-okay?
Bakugou: so I can go up to that fucker and yell “that’s my fucking boyfriend, get lost” and punch that fucker in the face
Kirishima: ... O_O
Bakugou: eh, maybe love too I guess
Deku: I was gonna say you’re a caring boyfriend
Kirishima : (*^‧^*)
Bakugou: ╰(〒皿〒)╯
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Kirishima: this is a true story about Bakubro and Midoriya. When they were nine years old, they were sharing a bowl of guacamole. One of them—I’m not gonna say which—ate the last bite of guacamole. The other one said “did you eat the last bite of guacamole? You are a bitch.” So he pulled the bowl back, opened his mouth, and let the last bite of guacamole fall back into the bowl. The only part of that story that is a lie, is that it happened LAST WEEK AND I WAS THERE FOR THE WHOLE THING.
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Deku, obviously mad: EIJI, go upstairs. I need to talk to Bakugou.
Bakugou, sweating: NO SHITTY HAIR FUCKING STAY, DON’T GO!
Kirishima: um I feel like I should leave though-
Deku: you should now go
Bakugou: IF YOU FUCKING LEAVE ME HERE ALONE WITH HIM I WILL NOT GET YOU CROCKS
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Kirishima: If Midoriya and I were drowning, who would you save ?
Bakugou: You shithead's can't swim ?
Kirishima : It's a hypothetical question kat, who would you save ??
Bakugou: My time and effort.
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*kirishima and midoriya sitting in jail together*
Midoriya: so who should we call?
Kirishima: I’d call bakugou, but I feel safer in jail
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Deku & bkg: *fighting and swinging at each other behind the counter*
Kirishima: can I get a waffle.. can I please get a waffle..
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Midoriya: Would you mind putting the angel on top of the Christmas tree?
Kirishima: Not at all!
Kirishima: [Holds Bakugou at the top of the tree]
Bakugou:
Bakugou: What the fuck.
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