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gxdofthesun · 1 year
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Vigilante Izuku, climbing in through the window after patrol: Ok, so, I did get hit by a bullet, but-
Aizawa: YOU WERE SHOT???
Vigilante Izuku, sarcastically: No, someone threw a bullet at me
Vigilante Izuku: oF COURSE I WAS SHOT.
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ficklefirefly · 1 year
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Tokoyami: There is no future. there is no past. do you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every facet.
Kirishima:
Sero:
Mina:
Everyone Else At Tokoyami’s Surprise Birthday Party:
Kirishima: All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.
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luxthestrange · 2 months
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BNHA Incorrect quotes #2 EGG-celent
UA Secretary+Assistant Quirkless Y/n...
Secretary!Y/n*Currently looking for a therapist for 1-A in their spare time in your desk*...better make sure to look for one who specializes in anger management for the little chihuahua-
Aizawa*Coming in*Y/n i need the-
Secretary!Y/n*Handing him the freshly printed test sheets*
Aizawa*Blinks and hums taking it*oh also didn't have chance to-
Secretary!Y/n*Already handing him a thermo with fresh coffee with a still warm breakfast egg sandwich in the shape of a cat face, not even looking away from the screen*
Aizawa*Grabbing the breakfast and looking at you*...Marry me?
Secretary!Y/n: I took care of that too, We've been married for the last 7 years~
Aizawa*Sipping his coffee with a hum and slight smirk*Excelent...
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mha-quotes-and-such · 5 months
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Bakugou: Ugh, all you pretty boys are the fucking same Midoriya: …You think I'm pretty? Bakugou: Oh, like you don't get told that every damn day with your big doe eyes and cute little freckles. Its sickening
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fever-dreamer97 · 10 months
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Aizawa: So from what I’ve been told, the body swap quirk will last about a day or two.
Izuku, in Bakugo’s body: Well, that’s not too long.
Bakugo, in Izuku’s body: SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, NERD!
Aizawa: Just calm down, do you two have any advice for each other to avoid any issues?
Bakugo: Tch, stay away from hot places, nerd. You’ll make my quirk go off by accident.
Izuku: Uhhh, oh. If you hear seven dead people talking to you at night, just ignore them.
Aizawa and Bakugo:
Bakugo: What?
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ofa-on-crack · 5 months
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It's been awhile fellow people.
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definetelysaidatua · 4 months
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Bakugou: *laying on the floor*
Kirishima: so… Midoriya said he liked you?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: and you… asked him to marry you…?
Bakugou: yeah
Kirishima: did he freak out?
Bakugou: I don’t know. I ran away before I scared him away even more
*meanwhile*
Deku, bursting into the dorms: GUYS HOLY SHIT I’M GETTING MARRIED
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Izuku: Do you think that the universe brought us together on purpose? Do you think we were always meant to be soulmates?
Katsuki: Oh my god shut up and go to bed! We have our hero certification test in the morning you damn nerd!
Katsuki:
Katsuki: *whispers* but yeah, fine, we're soulmates ok? Don't make it weird.
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poppy5991 · 6 months
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writersmorgue · 5 months
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Lunar. This is the funniest fucking thing I’ve ever seen.
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silverynight · 6 months
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Izuku: Sometimes I wonder if I piss Kacchan off by calling him 'Kacchan'. Do you think he hates it when I do that?
Uraraka: *rolling her eyes* I'm pretty sure he would've told you if that was the case.
*Meanwhile*
Katsuki: I'M BAKUGO KACCHAN! THAT'S RIGHT, I'M IZUKU'S KACCHAN AND I'LL FINISH YOU OFF, YOU FUCKING EXTRA!
Villain: ...
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gxdofthesun · 2 years
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Aizawa, a tired dad and king of sarcasm: What horrible thing has Izuku done this time?
All Might: he committed multiple crimes! He's committing vigilantism right now!
Vigilante Izuku: So?
Aizawa: Izuku, please.
Aizawa, turning back to All Might: So?
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ficklefirefly · 1 year
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Todoroki: *looking down at a stab wound and the puddle of blood around him* blood loss? No, I know exactly where it is.
Midoriya: *running full sprint* TODOROKI NO—
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luxthestrange · 1 month
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BNHA Incorrect quotes#9 Ya like jazz?~
Villain Y/n Falling in love with Fatgum...Thats it...Literally Hot Villain falling in love with the cuddliest-looking hero...
Villain!Y/n*Eyes focusing Solely on him,Evading his attacks*...
Fatgum*Slightly weirded out*...
Villain!Y/n: Hey Let's play 20 questions while we fight you first!~
Fatgum:...Uh...What's your favorite color?
Villain!Y/n*Laser Focus dodges his fist and manages to be face to face*TRIANGLE-ARE YOU SINGLE? BACKUP QUESTION WOULD YOU BE INTERESTED IN DATING ME?
Mr Compress: Y/N!?-
Villain!Y/n: shut yo damn mouth you! IM COURTING HERE!?-
-Back in your center of operation-
Hench: Do you realize there's a rumor going around that you're in love with Fatgum?
Villain!Y/n*Is making a collage of pictures of Fatgum on their wall* A rumor? Are you telling me people are doubting it??
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mha-quotes-and-such · 2 months
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All Might: Today I realized I’m old Midnight: What happened? All Might: I fell in the cafeteria and instead of laughing, Bakugou came to see if I was okay Midnight: Oh no... All Might: I saw the fear in his eyes
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fever-dreamer97 · 5 months
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Quirkless Analyst! Izuku AU
Izuku: You know there are 42 different ways that Chargebolt can be killed in battle if he didn’t practice long-distance attacks?
Bakugo, just woke up and eating cereal:
Bakugo: I thank God everyday you didn’t decide to take the villain path.
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