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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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In celebration of 100 followers have an Erasermic moment

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Mic: Alright I’m heading out on patrol wish me luck

Aizawa: You don’t need it, just don’t do anything stupid

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*glass breaks*

Aizawa: I hope you are okay Mic

*turns on the news*

News Reporter: -Lain attack. We have reports that everyone has been safely evacuated by the hero Present Mic who has just gone back to confirm this.

*explosion happens and gunfire is heard*

News Reporter: I’m reporting to you live where we have just heard gunshots and part of the bank has collapsed. We have had no confirmation of Present Mics status.

News Reporter: Oh Wait- there’s movement through the dust. Is this Present Mic?

*through the dust a lone figure stumbles through*

News Reporter: That’s not Present Mic

Villain: Present Mic is our hostage. We will surrender him in return for these demands

News Reporter: this is horrible! You heard it here first Present Mic has been captured. How will the police respond to these dem-

*TV is turned off*

Eraserhead *disappearing off the balcony*: Oh Mic what have you gotten yourself into

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*at the bank*

Eraserhead: *Arrives at the bank to see Mic is bound with chains created by one of the villains. He has a large wound on his head and a concussion.*

Eraserhead sneaks in through the skylight behind a pile of rubble. He scans over the villains. 1 mutation quirk, 3 possible emitters including the chain release villain.

Using the element of surprise, he uses his capture weapon to catapult the chain villain towards him. He elbows them in the face resulting in a quick knock out. Before the other villains can process what happened he leaps at the 2nd villain quirk activated and proceeds to ensnare him in the capture tape. With a pinch on a pressure point the villain is unconscious allowing EH to move his quirk onto the 3rd villain and 4th villains, quirks unknown but one dog mutation.

A quick scan of his opponents shows that’s there are slits on one of the villains hand. A projectile or emiter quirk, EH thought to himself. The villain with the dog quirk, had large muscly arms with a bull dog face, two axe tattoos were present on his arms.

After scanning his opponents he deduced that the bigger threat was the emitter quirk.

Activating his quirk he leapt at the 3rd villain only to have his instincts scream at him, quickly he ducked underneath a giant axe which appeared mid swing. *so he does have a secondary quirk* EH though.

Activating his quirk yet again he charged at the dog faced villain and leapt at him, surprised that his quirk didn’t work the villain stumbled and was subdued in capture tape. EH used the momentum of his leap to swing the villain round into the remaining villain leaving them both immobile.

After properly securing the villains and contacting the police, Eraserhead rushed to Mics side and accompanied him to the ambulance.

Mic: I don’t know what I would do without you saving me

Eraser: No I couldn’t lose you like that, what would you do without me

Mix: Welp I guess I’d die *he laughed but it came out as a painful cough*

Mic: literally. But seriously Shota, I can’t think of what I would do without you. Stay at my side forever and always… as my husband

EH: Hizashi… you know we aren’t supposed to bring our private lives to work… *a lone tear dripped down his face* but yes *he whispered as the ambulance closed its doors to take the newly engaged couple to hospital*

Little did the know or care that the conversation was recorded and leaked to the public, all the focused on was how lucky they were to have each other

#mha #incorrect bnha scenarios #incorrect bnha situation #incorrect mha quotes #incorrect quotes #blondes being dumb #mydumbblonde #eraserhead #erasermic #present mic #shouta aizawa #yamada hizashi #bnha #engagement #aizawa shouta #hizashi yamada #aizawa is so done #tired aizawa

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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*School Bell Rings*

Hundred of children swarm towards the playground to find their parents... at the edge of the chaos a tall skeletal man is waiting patiently.

Random Child: A MONSTER

Startled the skeletal man coughs in alarm, looking around as blood drips down his face.

The child who yelled screams drawing more attention to the man, parents look around in alarm and focus in on the lanky figure... children are panicking now the crying is growing louder in volume, to appease the children he smiles and attempts to explain he was just waiting... the blood gurgles with each attempt of talking...soon the police are called.... Yagi, as the tall man is identified, protests as he is escorted to the police car.

Yagi: Wait, I’m only picking up my son. You can’t take me away he’s expecting me!

Police Officer: Sorry Sir. Cannot do that please don’t resist and come with us quietly...

Yagi: *visibly distraught* okay let me message my wife then

*checks phone... out of battery*

Yagi: I forgot to charge it whilst I was out on duty

Police Officer: There’s a phone at the police station Sir

*escorted to the police station and waiting for processing*

Tsukuachi: *notices a familiar blonde* Toshi what on earth are you doing here?

Toshinori: I got arrested for scaring children at a playground

Tsukuachi: you idiot, why didn’t you go a bit later you know Izuku helps in the library for a bit

Toshinori: but I was so excited to pick him up

Tsukuachi: I will get your release papers now

*release papers are signed, Toshi is now 1 hour late*

Toshinori: I have to run, *secretly, but not so secretly cas he’s a dumbass, transforms into All Might and speeds to the school*

Tsukuachi: *sighs knowing he will have to delete some camera footage*

A small child can be seen sitting alone on a swing crying, parents and teachers can be seen sneering in his direction. “Nobody wants the quirkless loser* is whispered not so quietly

All Might sees Izuku on his own crying and races towards him forgetting to deflate.

Toshi: Izuku, my son, I’m so sorry I’m late

Izuku: dad (> <。) I thought you didn’t want me and weren’t coming to pick me up

Toshi: never my boy, I will always be here for you *wraps Izuku in a bear hug as he laughs with joy*

Parents: Recording as All Might is seen hugging a small child who called him dad

Toshi: Let’s go home son

*the next day*

Inko: *waving multiple shoes and cooking utensils in the air, a promise of pain on her face* Toshinori Midoriya why on earth is our sons face been broadcast to the world because you forgot to transform

Toshi: *coughs* oh shit

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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*in a joint class 1A and 1B training match Heroes vs Villains*

Iida: Midoriya is smart we cannot let him ruin our reputations as false villains

Bakugo: Yeah that damn deku I’m gonna ruin it myself

1A and 1B Villains: Ye- wait NO

Bakugo: I AM NOT A DAMN VILLAIN YOU DAMN EXTRAS

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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Deku: Happy one year babe (*ˇωˇ*)

Todoroki: I’m 27 midoriya (￣_￣)・・・

#incorrect bnha scenes #incorrect bnha scenarios #incorrect bnha quotes #tododeku #shouto todoroki #todoroki shouto #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #todomido #izushouto

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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←～（o ｀▽´ )oΨ why thank you

Mina: *yawning* Who was stomping around so early this morning (´•ω•̥`)

Iida: Yes it was very uncouth (┛`д´)┛

Uraraka: I know they were so loud it woke me up!!! (◕︿◕✿) It was probably Bakugo you know how he stomps! And he gets up early (◕‿◕✿)

Bakugo: DIE PINK CHEEKS!! IF IT WAS ANYONE IT WAS DEKU THE IDIOT NERD ALWAYS GETS UP EARLIER THAN ME AND HES HEAVY 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

Deku: Kacchan ಥ_ಥ it wasn’t me I always jump out the window, Kirishima is also up at the same time! I don’t see you blaming him (¬_¬)

Aizawa: You what problem child 눈_눈

Deku: Ah Aizawa-sensei (ʘᗩʘ’) it’s not what you think

Kirishima: Bro that’s not manly! I may be a rock but I am a quiet rock (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ

Uraraka: Bakubitch your always so mean to Deku! ╰[✿•̀o•́✿]╯ He’s right tho!! Kirishima is always up with you! (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)It was probably both of you (≖ᴗ≖)(✿◠‿◠)

*Intense offended noises with embarrassed coughs*

Bakugo: YOU WANT TO FIGHT PINK CHEEKS ╰(〒皿〒)╯

*intense arguing occurs*

Iida : *looks in the camera* it was me... they are always so loud in the evening so I got fed up. When I woke up to train I was knackered so I stomped around the dorms at 4am to wake them all up

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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Aizawa: problem child got me like (〠_〠)

Just found the perfect aizawa emoticon be blessed (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(〠_〠)

#aizawa #bnha shitpost #shouta aizawa #eraserhead #bnha #my hero academia #incorrect bnha scenes #incorrect bnha situation #incorrect bnha scenarios #incorrect bnha quotes #problem child #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #deku #bakugo #is unofficial problem child #still got him like #(〠_〠)(¦|[▓▓]

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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Just found the perfect aizawa emoticon be blessed (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

(〠_〠)

#aizawa #bnha shitpost #shouta aizawa #eraserhead #bnha #my hero academia #what have I done

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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True Story Behind UA Traitor.....

Kaminari: Oh no I forgot to study how can I delay finals

*cue stupid idea*

*UA on fire, students screaming and the lov cackling in the background*

Kaminari: oh no I done fucked up

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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Random Hero: Stop villain, give up and repent your evil ways

Dabi: *smirks*

Dabi: I may be evil and morally corrupted

But I am also incredibly pretty

And honestly I think that makes up for it

Hero: 👀

Shigaraki: Snorts milkshake through his nose

Toga and Twice: hysteric giggling

Spinner: *confusion*

Kurogiri: Tired Dad™ noises

Hawks *over comms*: it sure does

#league of villains #dabi #shigaraki #toga #twice #spinner #kurogiri #kurogiri is tired #tired dad #sassy dabi #poor hero #villains #bnha #incorrect quotes #incorrect bnha scenes #incorrect bnha scenarios #incorrect bnha quotes #mha

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wrongbnhasituations · 3 years

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Mina: *yawning* Who was stomping around so early this morning (´•ω•̥`)

Iida: Yes it was very uncouth (┛`д´)┛

Uraraka: I know they were so loud it woke me up!!! (◕︿◕✿) It was probably Bakugo you know how he stomps! And he gets up early (◕‿◕✿)

Bakugo: DIE PINK CHEEKS!! IF IT WAS ANYONE IT WAS DEKU THE IDIOT NERD ALWAYS GETS UP EARLIER THAN ME AND HES HEAVY 凸ಠ益ಠ)凸

Deku: Kacchan ಥ_ಥ it wasn’t me I always jump out the window, Kirishima is also up at the same time! I don’t see you blaming him (¬_¬)

Aizawa: You what problem child 눈_눈

Deku: Ah Aizawa-sensei (ʘᗩʘ’) it’s not what you think

Kirishima: Bro that’s not manly! I may be a rock but I am a quiet rock (ﾟ´Д｀ﾟ)ﾟ

Uraraka: Bakubitch your always so mean to Deku! ╰[✿•̀o•́✿]╯ He’s right tho!! Kirishima is always up with you! (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)It was probably both of you (≖ᴗ≖)(✿◠‿◠)

*Intense offended noises with embarrassed coughs*

Bakugo: YOU WANT TO FIGHT PINK CHEEKS ╰(〒皿〒)╯

*intense arguing occurs*

Iida : *looks in the camera* it was me... they are always so loud in the evening so I got fed up. When I woke up to train I was knackered so I stomped around the dorms at 4am to wake them all up

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wrongbnhasituations · 4 years

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Deku: I’ve never had a friend before

Uraraka: I’ll be your friend

Iida: I’ll be your friend

Todoroki: *hmm I’ll give this try*

Todoroki: Deku I’ll fight you and win in the sports festival!

Todoroki: *boom that was perfectly done*

1A: errrrrr wtf

Deku: Yeahh I’ll be your friend Todoroki!!

1A: WTF?!?!

Todoroki: *perfect, now...* I’ve never had a boyfriend either

#incorrect bnha scenarios #incorrect bnha scenes #incorrect bnha quotes #Todoroki #Deku #tododeku #midoriya izuku #izuku midoriya #shouto todoroki #todoroki shouto #todomido #todoizu #izushouto #izutodo #midotodo #bnha #mha #class 1a

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wrongbnhasituations · 4 years

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*screams*

19 screams rang loud through the dorm as the lights flickered and popped out.

“Wheeeyyy” was heard as flickers of light flashed around Kaminari as he short-circuited.

A loud crash was heard and soon All Might in his weakened state, blood dripping from his mouth, stumbled in.

“What happened?!”

He got no reply as the scared and some tearful faces whipped around at his entrance, further scaring the class...

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Aizawa trudged slowly to 1A dorms yawning quietly every few steps. Looking around the campus he noticed it was eerily dark as the street lamps weren’t working.

As he neared the dorm he felt something amiss, as he reached the door he could hear the sobs of some of the class.

*what has Yagi done now*

Opening the door, he first noted the burn marks and broken glass illuminated by torches carried by his students. On a further glance he noticed the horror movie slightly hidden by an abandoned bowl of popcorn Sighing, he vowed to never let Yagi babysit his kids again.

#mydumbblonde #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #Aizawa #dadzawa #all might #is dumb #kaminari #bnha #class 1A #incorrect bnha scenarios #incorrect bnha scenes #aizawa shouta #shouta aizawa #Yagi #yagi toshinori #kaminari denki #class 1a watches a scary movie

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wrongbnhasituations · 4 years

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Aoyoma: I have to do it, for UA, for 1A ... for myself

....

Iida: They’re heading away from us... what’s happened?!

*sees the laser pointing in the air*

Iida: Oh no he doesn’t!

*rushes to Aoyomas rescue*

Aoyoma: Mon ami you came (♡´❍`♡)*✧ ✰ ｡*

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wrongbnhasituations · 4 years

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My Dumb Blonde Series

Series of Blondes being dumbasses and who comes to save them from their own stupidity!

Short story for all one shots on ao3!!

If yall have any requests for blondes then let me know!!

Aoyama and Iida

Kaminari (with all might mentioned)

Kaminari

Bakugo

All Might

Present Mic

#mydumbblonde #bnha #black clover #Haikyuu #seraph of the end #and others #blondes being dumb #I have nothing against blondes #my best mates a blonde and she hella smart #so take no offence

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wrongbnhasituations · 4 years

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Kaminari: you know what would be cool! A tricycle car!

Sero: bro (✪ω✪)

Mina: Haha that would look hilarious!

Bakugo: that would be dumb!

Kirishima: that would be crazy bro!

Deku *appears in the doorway*: you know three wheeled cars exist right?

Bakusquad: What...

*searches it up*

Bakusquad: What in high hell is that!! Why does that exist?! Who on earth made that?!

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wrongbnhasituations · 4 years

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Someone: Are you taken?

Deku: yea for granted

#deku is just done #he is fed up tm #sassy deku #bnha #deku #izuku midoriya #villain deku #mha #incorrect bnha quotes #incorrect bnha scenarios #incorrect bnha scenes #incorrect quotes #midoriya izuku #villain midoriya #sassy midoriya #midoriya is fed up

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wrongbnhasituations · 4 years

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Midoriya: Saving people is the most important thing as a hero

M*neta: I beg to differ

Midoriya: then beg you little disgusting grape

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