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its-short-for-jackalope · 3 months

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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (1/3)

Bailey's stripper jacket my beloved

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ujungyu · 5 months

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How the purgatory event & the JuanaFlippa trial went:

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masked-ragdoll · 1 year

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March Incorrect DSMP Quotes 06

today's prompt:

all quote prompts are made by @accursed-worm

#incorrect dsmp quotes #quackity #wilbur soot #c!quackity #c!wilbur #revivedbur #tntduo #tommyinnit #c!tommy #revivedtommy #ranboo #c!ranboo #tubbo #c!tubbo #dsmp #jay art

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a-capricorn-ohfuckthat · 1 year

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philza: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?

tommy: Several traffic violations.

techno: Three counts of resisting arrest.

wilbur: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.

y/n: Also, that’s not our car.

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incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes · 4 months

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Casey: Leo, you’ve been rejected 27 times?!

Leo: Yes.

Casey: Let me tell you something, Leo, that’s 27 people on this Earth with no taste! ;)

Leo: …

Leo: Casey, I think I’m in love with you.

Casey: God! Leo! Leo! What the fuck too you so long?! LETS GOOOOOOO!!

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: Wilbur and Quackity #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #leonardo #casey jones #caseynardo

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whatmcytsaid · 3 months

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Wilbur: Do you see yourself as a glass half-full or glass half-empty kind of person?

Technoblade: Half-full, definitely.

Technoblade: Half-full and constantly rising.

Technoblade: Soon the water will escape its container and consume us all.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect dsmp quotes #dsmp #technoblade #wilbur soot #o7 king

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kittycatcomander · 10 months

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AU where SBI are villains, and Kristin is the villain wrangler making sure all the kids who get counseling in her office get a chance to meet who ever they want, even if they’re wanted dead by the hero commission.

Cue meet-cute(?) between Kristin and Phil, where she spends weeks tracking down the infamous “ Crowfather, killer of heroes and hater of the system” because some little kid wanted see him, and she stands tall and totally not terrified (/s) on a rooftop waiting for him.

And Phil is faced with this woman who spent hours and hours researching his routines not to arrest him but to let a little kid meet him, and he just falls for her.

So they exchange numbers, and everytime from there on out when Kristin has a kid who wants to meet The Blade or Orpheus or Nemesis she just casually shoots THE TOP VILLAIN a message, internally screaming, while Phil is kicking his feet on the air like a stereotypical teenager everytime his phone dings with a personalized ringtone.

Hero!Dream: I have finally confronted you, doer of evil! Today, our fight will be legend-

Crowfather!Phil: wait pause mate- OMG ITS HER 🥰🥰

Hero!Dream: wait wha-

Technoblade: I’ll take it from here

And so begins her getting really casual about the fact she personally texts the top villain.

I’m imagining some side stuff where she meets Tommy, a sidekick in desperate need of help (which she’s happy to provide), and a few others who’s relationship evolves with her over time.

Kirstin when first meeting the Blade: hooooooly smokes this guy is Dangerous, but if the kid wants to meet him… I’ll be prepared

Techno: uhhhhhh (struggling to interact with the receptionist, holds kids and swings them around gently like planes, lets them win fake fights)

Kristin: ok wait he’s like seven shaking puppies built like a brick house

She and Phil talk more and more as the arrangement continues, about everything and eventually life, and things shift from there. The first time that a villain tries hurting one of the kids also shifts their relationship…. especially since Kristin handles it as efficiently as she does.

There’s more, but in this AU I imagine Kristin to have a super dangerous power of her own (unregistered because teehee) that motivated her to work with troubled youth in need of help and kids working with a limited lifespan. I want her to be OP but just friendly and downplaying her ability since she was never in a situation to use it to the full extant.

Also there’d obviously be a CrimeBoys plot and adoption of Tommy into the family (bye bye Dream) which leads to her getting invited over to like. Family dinners and stuff, where the interactions are all completely cute and normal but undercut by her perspective reminding her of crimes they’ve all committed. Like-

“Phil, who had the most beautiful eyes but hands stained with the blood of approximately 3,791 people, passed her the salad with a bright smile. His son(?) continued the story of how he met a new friend. Kristin wasn’t sure if the story was in or out of masks, and she was scared to ask at this point.”

I especially want her to and Phil to reflect the two main approaches to changing the world, where you could either completely destroy the system in place (villains, anarchy) and forcefully restart, or you could tackle an issue at its lowest (if the world is full of corrupt people, change the people from a young age)

#Kristin #sleepy bois inc #superpowers #superhero au #supervillain au #tommyinnit #mcyt #tommy mcyt #technoblade #philza #wilbur mcyt #wilbur soot #sbi #sbi incorrect quotes #crime boys #dsmp techno #dsmp fanfic #philza minecraft #dsmp tommy

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marvelmaniac715 · 6 months

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The LiB being experts in human culture:

Wilbur Cross: My Lords, may I be frank with you?

Tinky: Sure, but I’m not sure how changing your name will-

Wiggly: Quiet, let Frank speak!

Nibbly: We support you, Frank!

#team starkid #starkid #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #lords in black #wiggly #tinky #nibbly #wiggog y'wrath #t’noy karaxis #nibblenephim #wilbur cross #crack #incorrect quotes #humor #funny

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faeyrs · 11 months

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good evening tntduoers

#tntduo #wilbur soot #quackity #dream smp #incorrect quotes

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sntofbirbs · 1 year

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Wilbur, very adamant: I’m no one’s dad, got it? I have no children, I am no one’s papi. Understood?

Tallulah: *exists for 0.5 seconds*

Wilbur: Everyone please meet my daughter, my baby girl, my sweet girl, my reason for life, the only thing keeping me alive, my entire world

#qsmp tallulah #qsmp wilbur #tallulah #tallulah my beloved #she is so precious to me #qsmp incorrect quotes #but let’s be real this is #I will throw hands for Tallulah #qsmp

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disturbed-and-depressed · 1 year

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Niki: What are you getting Y/n for the holidays?

Wilbur: I don't know. It's kind of hard buying a gift for your partner when they already got everything they could've ever wanted when they married you. So I'm not sure yet.

Jack: I'm getting Y/n a divorce lawyer.

#dream smp #dream smp x reader #dream smp x y/n #dream smp x you #dream smp incorrect quotes #jack manifold #jack manifold x reader #niki nihachu x reader #nihachu x reader #wilbur soot x you #wilbur soot x y/n #wilbur soot x reader #wilbur soot

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its-short-for-jackalope · 3 months

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no thoughts today, only ✨️memes✨️ (3/3)

...alrighty thats all of em!!! this has been the magic of adhd hyperfocus! my brain is fried now

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dykeblade · 2 years

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Take a shot everytime i make fun of c!Wilbur for literally anything. Love his pathetic ass ❤️

^ twinsduo

#my art #technoblade #wilbur soot #philza #sbi incorrect quotes #YOU CAN'T TELL ME THIS ISN'T THE TECHNO/WILBUR/PHIL DYNAMIC ITS SO IMPORTANT #LIKE????#i love your withers technoblade #i'm dying of blood loss technoblade #speaking of which #blood cw #for every half-decent post i make i have to make an equally stupid shitpost #dreamsmp #mcyt #goodbye everybody ill see you next week

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claire7491 · 11 months

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OK BUT WHICH ONE DO YOU PREFER?!?!!?

"Come on, look at me, love", he says gently, smiling at you, his eyes crinkling as he does. It's hard to explain, but you've never felt so comforted and appreciated as you do from Wilbur's presence.

His hand is still on your cheek, and he strokes your face softly. "You look beautiful, you have nothing to be embarrassed about, love."

His voice is soft, and he keeps a soft expression on his face, but the corner of his mouth seems to be quirked up in a smile.

OR

His hand gently grabs yours. Your hand fits perfectly into his palm, and he smiles.

"Look into my eyes."

There's no longer any humor behind his words. His voice is completely deadpan, and it fills you with the sinking feeling that there's no way out of this. There's an intensity behind his gaze now.

"That's an order", he says, his own eyes not averting from your own.