Now looking into Acendems mind..
Red guy: what the hell is happening?
Jason the Toymaker: I have no idea but it's failing miserably.
Yellow guy: it's trying guys..
Jeff Mason: Jesus, it's not that hard!
Tobias Adams: math is hard.
Red guy: you're smart Jason, do something.
Jason the Toymaker: ...who do you think I am?
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Hot 4am take but I feel like if we want to get people more interested in making their yards a more habitable space for wildlife like insects, we have to acknowledge that ‘Don’t want bugs in your house’ is still a 100% fair and valid point of view. ‘Loves nature’ and ‘doesn’t want roaches spiders and mosquitoes in the house’ aren’t opposites.
And with that in mind, when we propose to people that spraying pesticides around houses is Not A Good Idea, Actually, I feel like we need to give an alternative asides from ‘deal with it.’
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“I lost my best friend. They killed my best friend.”
Angsty AziCrow fanart in which Aziraphale dies in Crowley’s arms in the second war between Heaven and Hell. Am I okay, you ask? No, no I am not. That’s why I draw.
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That thing they do when they run their dick along your cunt and leave you anticipating when you're gonna be all fucked out just from the tip rubbing against your clit, pressing itself against your holes but not pushing inside you . . . Not just yet . . . They wanna draw it outta you, drag out every last orgasm from your throbbing little pussy and feel you clench around nothing as you whimper and beg them to fuck you, rocking your hips so something more than the head of their dick can fill you up
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Now inside of Acendems mind..
Red guy: who's that?
Yellow guy: he's red like you.
Barry Alan: yeah I'm the Flash.
Tobias Adams: that's not normal for a raging homicidal teen, is it?
Jeff Mason: for there to be a hero, yeah that's not exactly normal.
Tim Reeves: dear god what is that?
Tobias Adams: don't look at it, don't think about it.
Jeff Mason: I look at it.
Red guy: it's a pile of smut, why look at it.
Liu Mason: why am I here?
Barry Alan: conscious
Liu Mason: damn
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imagine gojo playing with his blindfold as you ride him and lifts it just high enough for an eye to peek out and to see your form and he’ll readjust you on his dick for a better angle
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