#it's me i'm the girlfriend

[quadrupleangst]

dw guys I'll give him a girlfriend in the next post

#it's me i'm the girlfriend #hehe #i'll post it on valentines day :D #klarion the witch boy #klarion #klarion bleak #charity bleak #beulah bleak #seven soldiers of victory #ssov #ssov klarion #seven soldiers of victory klarion #dc #dc comics #dcu #dc universe #meme #memes

[pocket-size-cthulhu]

I'm a cryptid in Stardew valley. I live on the outskirts of town. I disappear for days on end, purchasing daily one-way tickets to the calico desert. Nobody knows where I go while I'm there. Can occasionally be found fishing at random spots throughout town. I am never not running on at least one triple shot espresso. I take the abandoned minecarts to get around and am frequently seen disappearing into the sewers. I carry a sword for some reason. Once every week or two I will stride into your bedroom to deliver you your favorite meal. I'm a self-made millionaire. I attend all the town events and will go to your concert in the next town over. I have donated approximately 2583 items to the local museum and singlehandedly revitalized the town community center. There are rumors I can talk to junimos. I'm friends with the local wizard

#Stardew valley #most common meeting place for me and my girlfriend is level 20 of the mines #I'm so proud of her 🥲 #i give her spicy eel that i got from killing monsters in the skull caverns #seriously can you imagine having someone like that in your town lmao

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

Charlie: "About this meeting. Please don't be mean about Emily's co-worker dying..."

Vaggie: "What makes you think I'd be mean about it?"

Charlie: "Vaggie. Your adorable evil grin is showing."

Vaggie: "What grin?" >:D

Emily: "Charlie, hello!!!"

Charlie: "Emily~! Thank you SO much for coming all this way!"

Emily: "Oh don't thank me, I'm happy to meet up with you again anytime. I'm just glad you're ok! Alive, in on piece, still perfectly huggable- And you too, Vaggie!"

Vaggie: "Yeah great." (at Charlie) "tell her tell her Now."

Emily: "Tell me what?"

Charlie: "We-ell... It's, kinda about Adam..."

Emily: "Is he dead?"

Vaggie: "Very."

Charlie: "T-there might have been a SMALL amount of dying-"

Vaggie: "He's very dead. We checked. A lot."

Charlie: "Vaggie-"

Vaggie: "With spears."

Charlie: "Vaggiiieee noooo..."

Emily: "What happened?"

Vaggie: "The next best thing to me killing him."

Charlie: "WHICH SHE DIDN'T! But. Um. Somebody else did."

Emily: "Oh. Did anyone... record it?"

Vaggie: "...."

Charlie: "...."

Vaggie: "Charlie. Can we keep her."

Charlie: "Not if you ask me with an even worse evil grin like that no we can't."

#hazbin hotel #charlie morningstar #vaggie #emily hazbin hotel #chaggie #chaggily #incorrect quotes #(me trying to think how vaggie and emily could bond) “Well they both suffered through working with adam so...” #Emily: “Yeah I know it's not a nice thing to think but honestly fuck that guy.” #Vaggie: “she's my soulmate” #Charlie: “And I'm your girlfriend??” #Vaggie: “we both have two hands charlie and so does she” #Charlie: “...that IS a good point...” #Emilly: “???”

[atmothart]

Wouldn't lizard fashion be something like spikes and scales and a frilled lizard collar?

Like so?

(Bonus art under the cut)

#thank you anon I've been wanting to draw proper lizard fashion for a while and this gave me the motivation I needed #dracula daily #re: dracula #dracula #lizard fashion #The colours I chose here make Drac look like Harry Du Bois - which is appropriate given how I tend to depict his personality in my shitpost #bonus under the cut featuring Dracula's Weed Smorking Girlfriends #personally I really like the theory that the three vampire women are actually dracula's wife and two daughters #since the book never actually calls them his wives and the two subordinate girls are specifically described as looking similar to him #the idea that he turned his family but is no longer capable of loving them (or being loved by them) adds a whole extra layer for me #because he still goes through the motions - goes out to get them food (babies) and provide for them/fulfil the role of a patriarch #but its hollow and loveless and done out of strange obligation/habit - like an echo of being alive #BUT for the sake of comedy I will always draw them as his three weed smorking girlfriends because it's just funnier #or rather as I like to think of them - his three weed smoking EX-girlfriends who spend all day making fun of him and and freeloading #I'm going to tag any art with them in it from here on out as #the ex-wives of dracula #he's going to england to escape their ridicule

[dicctor-blog]

Solar Eclipse day

#Moomin valley #snufmin #moomintroll #snufkin #would you guys believe me if I said I started this at 2 and didn't stop until 8 #because holy crap when I saw this permeate in my mind I HAD TO GET IT DOWN! #Something is very romantic about the solar eclipse... especially when it's barely spring #slight projection too I really love astronomy and I've always associated my girlfriend with the sun #so eclipses in my mind are the most romantic gestures the universe has ever gifted us #ohh I'm rambling dicctor please shut up!

[benevolenterrancy]

@achilleasfury Xue Yang thinks this meeting could have been an email

for anyone that actually wants to see the very professional and carefully thought out powerpoint

the "dad's approval" graph i think was an excellent touch on her part

#su she is respecting his crisis at least #mdzs #jin guangyao #jgy #xue yang #xy #su she #su minshan #sms #3zun #and thanks to my girlfriend who made me the powerpoint slide despite knowing nothing about this nonsense u.u she's the real mvp #my art #you know given that jgy is supposed to constantly be really put together with his Customer Service Smile #i'm pretty sure almost every picture i've ever drawn of him is of him kinda losing his shit #poor guy cannot catch a break

[nukbody]

FH: Revelations demo finally updated with my ending and I can't

#fallen hero: rebirth #fallen hero: retribution #fallen hero: revelations #fallen hero #fhr #sidestep #fallen hero sidestep #doctor mortum #dr. mortum #lou ramos #lol there's shipname? #mortumstep #nice #tw blood #she forgives you even when you reveal dual identity only now? ಥ⁠‿⁠ಥ #“i know my girlfriend when I'm talking to her”?????????? #bury me here I'm happy #nukbody sketch dump

[mochixkisses]

i need you carnally, oh my fucking god. i need you in my skin, in my fucking ribcage. i need you to take a knife to me and cut me all open. hit me. scream at me. i don't fucking care. you can do whatever you want to me as long as i can call you mine. i need you i need you i need you.

#mochi's musings #sorry i'm in a mood #desiring.. yearning.. disgusting obsession #yandere #lovesick #obslove #yanderecore #yandere community #yandere girlfriend #yandere thoughts #yancore #yanblr #obsessive love #i don't recommend unrequited crushes as a yandere bitch btw shit is driving me to insanity

[huidol]

happy valentines 👍 day

#figayda #fig x ayda #fig faeth #figueroth faeth #ayda augefort #fantasy high #dimension 20 #d20 #putting this up on top rest of the tags are just me talking ok #shout out to fig for being the only bad kid to stay together with their girlfriend post-fhsy. DESERVED. #scribbling poltergeist #junior's magic paintbrush #alt verison of the text couldve been want to be my crab queen but I only just thought of that now and I'm not changing it. SAD! #had sooooo many ideas for this drawing I had very cute sketch Hi everyone whos new to my blog btw I talk a lot in tags anyways I had a cute #sketch that was like. a card that Ayda was sitting at the top and fig was at the bottom and in the middle was a heart with clock hands and #shit. and ayda was sending down a uhhhh a heart that as it went down the page it aged. and fig caught it. bc ayda sending love letters #through time is my favorite thing in the whoooole world. #also had an idea because i just finished that season to have a traditional valentines card with cody that was like #“are you satan bc ive been waiting for you my whole life” bc he says that in the uh. first ep I think. anyways that be a great card I just #didnt haev the time. sad! i started drawing this on the 12th i had Zero time for anything else #wow i talked a lot tee hee ^_^ its ok because im special.

[99griffon]

Don't try to come 'round here spreading sentiments of cheer You told your last white lie, everything is not alright You hope, you pray, you love the light of day But there's no one up there listening tonight

So this is that female rage I keep hearing about, huh? Somebody better come get this bitch before she commits a war crime

literally slammed this shit out at midnight for @asleepyy instead of working on commissions

One of my classic "just a doodle" moments... I'm gonna go pass out -- the song is Blood of Angels by Brown Bird

#Dude I love late night doodles #good way to experiment with style but as always varying success #just as bad as when I get tipsy tbf #my brain is fried #my girlfriend is gonna bully me for posting art at 1:30 in the morning #shoulda done been in bed by now #I'm gonna go sleep #fanart #digital art #doodle #good omens #good omens au #oopsie omens #crowley

[julia-loves-cupcakes]

I'm not saying everyone should watch Revue Starlight, but I'm definitely saying everyone should watch it.

#revue starlight #nana daiba #daiba nana #wi(l)d screen baroque #my wonderful and amazing girlfriend made me watch it #and I'm so glad she didddd #she has such great taste X33 #and the movie has me on a chokehold with wild screen baroque holy shit I love that song and that scene so much #Do I have another scene I absolutely love and will probably draw later? :))) #mayyyyyyyybe #my art

[yashley]

A meaningful exchange. 

#critical role #ygifs #imogearne #imogen x fearne #cr3 #I LOVE MY SHADY LADIES #fearne says this is my girlfriend she knows when I'm lying :) and imogen's like what did she call me we're not- as fearne's like see? :)

[zellk]

Rough WIPs / doodles for DnD Qalaari ! We haven't started our campaign yet but I’m taking that time to try to figure out how she might look a little ! I’m not quite There™ yet in terms of showing how heavy and massive she is and feels (I really want her to feel like a draft horse... but with horns, because minotaur >:^) ) Her minotaur design is mainly based on 1) her Charr design from GW2 and 2) an animal called a takin ! They’re big & extremely cute goats that live around the Himalayas. I’m playing her as a Path of the Beast Barbarian - but she doesn't like raging so... it’ll be a tug of war between my and my DM to force me to use my full kit in fights >8^D Last picture is a little drawing of her and @ependasketchpad​ ‘s super cool tough lady, Tarja ! They’re taking a bit of a rest and down time so that Qalaa can engrave Tarja’s tusks 😊

#beary sketch #qalaari #qalaa #qalaari croquelune #im so glad i'm digging out my big girl again nowadays #she's so SO dear to my heart... #one day she'll get a girlfriend i promise i'll find that for her LMAO one day #she doesnt get to be happy quite yet tho :^) #blorbo suffering priviledge #can't wait to start our campaign and put her in the fucking emotions blender #because let me tell you guys #my DM has MATERIAL to make her suffer #and knowing him her WILL use it #dnd #dungeons and dragons #minotaur #anthro #dnd art #dnd character #barbarian #dnd barbarian

[kor0kke]

Slay girl lol ❤️🍒

I saw a cool dress some weeks ago and my first thought was her cuz she's slaying hard fr

Also other short hairs GF doodles cause still so obsessed on how she looks with

#fnf #friday night funkin #friday night funkin fanart #fnf gf #friday night funkin girlfriend #fnf fanart #fnf girlfriend #love her #she slayed #WHY THE RED DRESS FIT HER SO WELL #I miss doing goofy art ong #Hi guys hello hiii hello HIEEE hiii #SUAGAHSHHDHDD #EPICEXPLOSION #Me when #teehee #Sometimes I forgot I have tumblr I'm sorey #did you know that there’s a tunnel under ocean blvd #What was that last hashtag #I'm questioning reality rn #i love demon girls #Silly #KurokkePostingLol

[valyrfia]

I need to talk about Max's soft smile in that "just an inchident" RBR tiktok, because I can't be the only one who's noticed that he's got a very specific, bashful, gentle, almost-shy, Charles smile that he only pulls whenever he is speaking to Charles or Charles is mentioned. It's like his entire demeanour goes soft and light and gentle, he's like a cat suddenly flopping belly-up.

#he smiles with his eyes so much around charles #you know who looks at me like that....my literal long term girlfriend.....all i'm saying i'm just making observations #i am just here as an observer #lestappen #mexican gp 2023 #for the timestamp

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

I swear, at this point I might just end up shipping 75% of atla girls with each other.

#Hi I'm Katara and this is my girlfriend Yue and her girlfriend Azula and her girlfriend Ty Lee and her girlfriend Mai #If you guys are wondering where Suki dw she's with her boyfriends Zuko and Sokka #Aang and Toph would be that one post that's like #'apparently I feel left out in my friend group cause they're all in a polyamorous relationship and they didn't tell me???' #azula #ty lee #mai #yue #katara #suki #zuko #sokka #aang #toph #tyzula #azutara #maizula #mailee #yuetara #zukki #atla #avatar the last airbender