#jupiter shitpost

[respawningjupiter]

Never running to AI for fic ideas again.

#i am going fucking insane #I will make a fic based off this but it's gonna be hilarious #sans x reader #sans the skeleton #sans undertale #undertale x reader #x reader #reader insert #self insert #crack fic #ai generated #ai sans #jupiter✩ #respawningjupiter #jupiter shitpost #shitposting

[restartjupiter]

I stand behind Sans undertale and whisper into the side of his skull

"The only difference between you and I is that my skeleton is soggy"

And then I expand

#undertale #san undertale #jupiter☆ #respawningjupiter #ideas in the bucket #jupiter shitpost #shitpost #cursed #blursed

[kitsumo]

my dealer: got some straight gas🔥😛 this strain is called game 27😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

juice: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit

5 min later: dude i swear it makes sense

my buddy, nine, pacing: how did an NFL game end up like this

#kitsumox #17776 nine #17776 #17776 juice #17776 football #20020 #pioneer 9 #jupiter icy moons explorer #shitposts

[godbirdart]

clueless. not a single brain cell to be had.

#went to jupiter #got more stupider #sebastian #fursona #furry #anthro #godbirdart #godbird #2023 #art #august #shitposting

[ariadne-mouse]

Jupiter:

Jupiter after reading from Lucien's ritual book of the Somnovem:

#look this is extremely funny #my brain is detoxifying itself from capitalism for a week #and i was looking at space pictures recently and this happened #unparalleled high quality humor #it's shitpost o'clock #critical role #cr memes #somnovem #op #space #jupiter

[evangelinesbible]

💩POST 6

If cancer was a smell it’d be ocean breeze and coconut 🌊 🥥

Your second house/mercury degree can tell you about how you speak as well. For me Aries degrees for both 😭 so I just be loud lol

People should really start looking into their planets sub ruler. Aka Decans. My suns natural ruler is Neptune but it being sub ruled by Pluto makes so much since.

Big three but as Tinker Bell Faires:

Silvermist Sun

Vidia Moon

Rosetta Rising

I wonder what placement can tell you what your favorite season is. I’m leaning more towards moon. Sagittarius Moon here and I love summer.

Neptune 10H or 1H, positively aspecting mercury, aspecting MC/ASC and/or aspecting NN in your Natal, Vertex, MC, Enterprise, Industria, Born, or North Node PC can mean that your were meant to do something with music or acting in your life/career

Shocker the only Taurus man I know at work don’t believe in astrology 😱

Give Leo Venus’s there romantic props too. They’re that over the top, gran gesture, I worship/adore you romantic. They may not be a Taurus, Pisces or Libra Venus but they can be just a romantic.

Which one do you prefer more for friendship. 11H or 3H overlays. Personally for me it might be 11H.

People with chart ruler in their 1H age so well and they have a bright youthful appearance to them.

I feel like people with Jupiter - Saturn aspects (positive) are popular and well liked for a very long time/majority of their life and negative Jupiter - Saturn might become very popular after their Saturn Return.

I see posts that are about marriage indicators in synastry but I rarely ever see Jupiter conj. moon. Like bro come on Jupiter = Husband, Moon = Wife. What more is there to say.

All Scorpio Moons (western or sidereal) have the most intense and hypnotic stares and just objectively pretty eyes

Beyoncé - Western

Lady Gaga - Western and Sidereal

Naomi Campbell - Sidereal

#astrology #astro notes #astro observations #astro placements #astrology notes #pisces #aries #capricorn #taurus #cancer #shitpost #sidereal astrology #sidereal moon #Scorpio moon #synastry chart #Jupiter conjunct moon #Juno synastry #chart ruler #Leo Venus #industria persona chart #born asteroid #enterprise asteroid #Sagittarius moon

[octag0n-l0v3r]

Massive Camp Jupiter shitpost bc I was very bored.

#octavian hoo #octkahale #:3 #octavian pjo #pjo octavian #michael kahale #jason grace #reyna avila ramirez arellano #camp jupiter #new rome #pjo #pjo hoo toa #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #jeyna #so silly of me #shitpost #silly #sillyposting

[smthwentwrong143]

girls go to mars to…….get more cars.?

girls go to venus to buy. their penis.

#boys go to jupiter to get more stupider #but where do the fail-girls go #shitpost #shitposting #transgender #trans memes

[therealmofamorus]

Crossover Crack Ship: Jaakoto/Karc/Jupiter Knight/Trust and Chivalry/Sincere Heart

Makoto Kino/Sailor Jupiter:

Jaune Arc:

#my post #rwby #jaune arc #sailor moon series #makoto kino #sailor jupiter #crossover crack ship #crossover crack ship meme #meme post #meme shitpost #crossover au #crossover shitpost #crack ship #jaakoto #karc #jupiter knight #trust and chivlary #sincere heart

[erikahammerschmidt]

q: why does going to Jupiter make you more stupider?

a: because it is impossible to remain intelligent when your body and brain have been subjected to 630-degree heat and an atmosphere of ammonia

q: why does going to mars get you more candy bars

a. because Mars is literally a chocolate manufacturing company. you've been to Jupiter haven't you.

#shitpost #mars #jupiter #planets #puns #jokes #what even is my brain #outer space #chocolate

[respawningjupiter]

The movie is called "The Boy And The Heron", directed by Hayao Miyazaki, and it comes out December 8th, 2023 (for USA)

#studio ghibli #the boy and the heron #destiel meme #destiel news #I'm probably late to this #2023 memes #news meme #jupiter✩ #respawningjupiter #jupiter shitpost #shitpost

[restartjupiter]

[A and B both walk into the bedroom together]

C: oh they're totally gonna fuck

D: absolutely. A is gonna come out wearing B's shirt in the morning.

[Morning]

[A and B walk out wearing business suits and sunglasses]

A: same time next week?

B: I'll let the duck know.

D: ....

C: what the fuck

#incorrect quotes #shitposting #respawningjupiter #jupiter☆ #jupiter shitpost #self indulgent #stupid #i'm sleep deprived

[starrysnowdrop]

Get you a partner who looks at you the way that Hali looks at Aymeric.

#ffxiv shitposting #endwalker magic dps role quests #hali aloke #oc: drops of jupiter #hali x aymeric #ship: hold me closer #i just had to #this screenshot made me squeal #just look at how she looks at him and he doesn’t even know

[swans-chirping-in-the-distance]

When the Greeks found out about Camp Jupiter and that they helped with the Titan War: Chiron why didn't you tell us about this??? Okay let's deal with this ig

When the Romans found out about Camp Half-Blood and that they helped with the Titan War: *Reyna stumbles backwards. The senate collapses. Octavion is trembling and aggressively stabbing a teddy bear..* wh-wh-what?? that's impossible...there's no way...

#camp jupiter #camp half blood #pjo #hoo #chiron #reyna ramirez arellano #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #heroes of olympus #pjo shitpost

[bio-metal404]

Meet the stardroids from memory

#my art #shitpost #megaman classic #megaman stardroids #megaman sunstar #megaman terra #megaman venus #megaman pluto #megaman mars #megaman neptune #megaman uran #megaman jupiter

[evangelinesbible]

💩 POST 4

I wonder if having a planet in your 7H can make other people with the sign that rules that planet in their 7H feel like a 7H overlay

Ex. I have a 7H sun and my crush’s 7H is Leo

To the people who have a Pisces/12H Mars and are NOT submissive/bottom do you have any astrological reasoning that explain that

People who have Jupiter in retrograde can experience really extreme, sometimes overbearing, expansions in their life.

For example in the 1H you can be really big in a certain area of your body (depending on the sign) or sometimes really small

12H placements are hopeless romantics

If Capricorn was a smell it’d be cedar wood and pine

The next time you go on a date or an event with friends check your transits and what signs the planets are in to see what type of night it’ll be and if anything significant happens

2H/Taurus Mars/Lilith people might be really good at making their voice sexy or seductive

Sun Conj./Square Pluto people have an unspeakable power to them. They’re intimating and know how to command attention even if they don’t mean to

If you ever wondered why the grades below or above you seem to be just a bit different than your class Jupiter is most likely the reason. My class was mostly Virgo/Leo

Cancer ASC/1H MOON in Lilith PC could mean that your chest might cause arousal in others or you might have a soft seductive look to you. Think “golden retriever boy” or “girl next door” vibe

3H Libra/Taurus/Pisces people probably had a lot of secret crushes/admirers in school

The MC in your NEPTUNE PC can also show what your dream career is/involves

If your big three were Disney Princess what would it be Not based on actual birthdays just their vibe. Mine would be…

Sun- Cinderella

Moon - Jasmine

Rising - Tiana

If your Natal moon and your Moon in your Moon PC fought which one would win? I have 4H Sagittarius Moon vs 12H Leo Moon and both put up a pretty good fight but I think Leo Moon wins

#astrology #astro observations #astro placements #astro notes #astrology notes #pisces #aries #capricorn #taurus #cancer #shitpost #Astro dump #moon persona chart #disney princesses #Neptune persona chart #3rd house #lilith persona chart #Jupiter #sun conjunct pluto #sun square pluto #12th house placements #pisces mars #7th house placements